"I'm not a cat" That's exactly what a cat would say

@sacredpotion24

3 жыл бұрын

LOL..... hahahaha

@Lovintruckinusa

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@davidi.i

3 жыл бұрын

This comment got copycated and pinned in daily dose of memes

@-danR

3 жыл бұрын

That voice screams denial. "Help! I'm a cat! How did I get in this body?! _Ohh!!_

@AwesomeBlackDude

3 жыл бұрын

😅

This is the best thing I’ve seen during the pandemic.

@jaimereynolds258

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@thomasjones36

3 жыл бұрын

I must agree this is the funniest thing ever 🤣

@mysoulsinsound9538

3 жыл бұрын

I Completely Agree! It IS The Best Thing Anyone Has Scene Since The Pandemic!😂😂😂

@fjarle

3 жыл бұрын

For me it's either this or the racoon in the christmas tree. But this is absolutely fantastic.

@mysoulsinsound9538

3 жыл бұрын

@@fjarle Lol!!😂👍

They gotta get this guy to voice a cat in the next big animated movie.

@patchsox1

3 жыл бұрын

*update* laughed so hard I inhaled my drink & almost choked no lie it was that funny!

@faireydust72

3 жыл бұрын

I agree I thought he was trying to use a funny voice because of the cat filter & had no idea it was his real voice. We need to get a petition started for him to be the voice of a cat in a major movie like the animated movie “Pets” if they do a 3rd movie or the animated movie “Sing” when they do the sequel & he needs to be 1 of the main characters. I love everything about this video

@hesus_christo

3 жыл бұрын

We need this

@thomasjuniardi3559

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, as a sleazy, tricky but well manner advoCat 😁

@Hero3128

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! This lawyer has to seize opportunities like that before his 15 minutes of fame are up.

The fact he wants to proceed as normal. I'm dyin here

@IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this probably a million times. After the initial hilarity of an old southern man’s voice coming out of a cat, the thing that still gets me rolling is exactly this; that he wanted to move forward with the meeting with the filter on. 😂

@BijoudeBexar

3 жыл бұрын

I was raised by good men from Texas, and bless his heart, he is going to carry out his duty regardless of the circumstances. He is embarrassed but still thinking that procedurally he can carry on with a verbal declaration of his status, he`s not at all thinking about the reactions of the others lol.

@parhhesia

3 жыл бұрын

He's a good cat.

@suhailmir631

3 жыл бұрын

Haha so true

@diecastadam

3 жыл бұрын

I too watch over and over and cry every time from laughing so hard.

“Im here live, Im not a cat”, says the sad cat

@MJ-ye7dd

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha...am under my bed now

@MusicIsDivine

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@albertlopez1481

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@jemfitness

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat” is my motto for 2021.

@dundeedell1960

3 жыл бұрын

I bought the t shirt

@mehchocolate1257

2 жыл бұрын

@@dundeedell1960 dies laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂

I like the horrified cat face and he went “aaaaah...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. How did the others stay so calm? The judge was calm too... I would have been rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prettyvacant3605

3 жыл бұрын

That "AHHH" is everything! 😂

@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493

3 жыл бұрын

@@prettyvacant3605 i would be choking back on laughter. Those guys are so dead-pan they could be stand-up comedians.

@diecastadam

3 жыл бұрын

There at least was a smirk on the judges face and after "I'm not a cat, that guy in the upper right had to start laughing.

@diecastadam

3 жыл бұрын

I watch this over and over and cry every time from laughing so much at it.

@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat

3 жыл бұрын

@@diecastadam Its 5:30am here and I just accidentally woke up everyone in the house from laughing so loud and long, also including my cat I might add! 😹😹😹

Everything about the cats expression is literally perfect. You can see he's so embarrassed, how are they not laughing??

@MegaMarie

3 жыл бұрын

Attorneys lol

@omarkaroush3723

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr..i was 😭😂😭😂

@prettyvacant3605

3 жыл бұрын

This pulled me out of a 3 month long depression 😁

@floBar51651

3 жыл бұрын

The other one lawyer was trying so hard not to laugh. 😂

@MovieViking

3 жыл бұрын

They both have the "Serious Old Fart" filter on...

He’s right, he’s not a cat, he’s a kitten.

@Artist-Oranit

3 жыл бұрын

ahahaha as if this situation couldn't get funnier you've just made it even MORE EPIC with your comment I can't take this hahashaha

@pinkyj2871

3 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@kizzyrock

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@magnusnord8353

3 жыл бұрын

Kittens are cats

@taniya8455

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhh❤❤❤❤❤❤

I haven't laughed so hard in a while this is gold.

@vibrationalrealist

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kcirrednosrednad3596

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I'm not a cat. Lmfao

@cheno3878

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! I cried so hard

@teacherbujo

3 жыл бұрын

I'm...I'm.not a cat. 😂😆😂😂

@MsOrganic1

3 жыл бұрын

This is so funny! 🤣🤣🤣

lol The eyes darting around and the voice is perfect.

What a terrible judge! "I'm not a cat." "I can see that." With all due respect, your Honor. You can't.

@9jah4lyf

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RokuErickson

3 жыл бұрын

Give this man the 30,000 dollars.

From the tone of his voice, it sounded like he was convinced he was actually a cat.

This is the best video I've seen in years lol. His voice matched the cat's expressions PERFECTLY!!!! LOL

“I’m not a cat” I cried real tears watching this. Zoom has been the saviour of this awf lockdown with vids like this! I think it’s the cat moving it’s eyes making it more amusing.

@1028dianemarie

3 жыл бұрын

And his confused voice!

@kizzyrock

3 жыл бұрын

I have been crying laughing for 2 hours! The video gets more funny each time I watch it. I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣

@robingeraci2926

3 жыл бұрын

Crying, snorting, wheezing and peeing my pants over this video...for hours. OMG! so funny.

Jerry: “Your honor, the defendant’s clearly pussyfooting with the evidence and all I have to say about this is Mi-ow!” Rod Ponton: *hissssssssssss*

@tired_of_u_ppl7985

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹

@shawnrobinson2213

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The truth is he IS a cat and he usually has a human filter on.

What a cat-astrophe 😹

@tired_of_u_ppl7985

3 жыл бұрын

😸😸😸

@jaredberiault6922

3 жыл бұрын

That was purr-fect 😹

@annrhodes3544

3 жыл бұрын

I always wanted a lawyer that would fight tooth and claw.

@AmarisNWonderland

3 жыл бұрын

@@annrhodes3544 Fur real!

@AmarisNWonderland

3 жыл бұрын

@Jared Beriault He was like, "you got to be kitten me."

The voice is spot on

@diane9247

3 жыл бұрын

That men are so dead-pan. Only the kitty recognizes the humor in the situation!😸

@cellgrrl

3 жыл бұрын

West Texas accent.

😂😂😂 ohhh my, my stomach hurts....His client should just start prepping for jail time..

@misterfrias

3 жыл бұрын

He represents the State.

I watch this over and over and cry every time. It is SO funny! From his eyes looking down and then his "uhhh" and then that last line stating the obvious is the best. "I'm here live. I'm not a cat." Then that guy in the upper right couldn't resist cracking a smile. Mr. Ponton might have had an oopsie but it has brought me, and I'm sure many others, to happy laughing tears!

@kristyp2585

7 ай бұрын

Im crying right now and have seen it many times.

I'd absolutely lose my shit if I were on that call.

@Hallelujah3r

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo look at the dude in the top right corner, he's trying to hold it in 😂😂😂

@roc2588

3 жыл бұрын

The other two are really working to keep their composure. Hilarious

Recording of this hearing or live stream is prohibited. Records live stream.

@czechnorris3

3 жыл бұрын

Raight? Like who recorded, and who posted this. hahaha'

@SailOurShips

3 жыл бұрын

It was the judge who recorded and shared it, it's illegal if the court is in session but I'm pretty sure this is when they were just joining the call! So glad they did record this though!

@david_a_uno

3 жыл бұрын

Looooooool!!!!

I wonder how many times "I'm here live, I'm not a cat" have been said in an official court hearing.

@stevemonkey6666

3 жыл бұрын

That guy may be the first human being in history to make that statement. 🤣

@realbeautyness25

3 жыл бұрын

ONCE AND THIS IS THAT TIME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mystreteacher

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy this was recorded.

@missair222

3 жыл бұрын

Good one lol, that’s hilarious

@monhi64

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah actually I think about that all the time when someone says a unique and specific phrase. People unknowingly say unique aall the time and there’s no way to prove it hasn’t been said lol

I like how the other attorney is not really paying attention until he says " I'm not a cat" then he looks up and smirks a bit.

@jemfitness

3 жыл бұрын

im dying omg this is funny

This absolutely made my day & my week & my month, I’ve been going through a really rough time & I needed this. I can’t stop laughing 😂 & the part the I keep playing over & over is when the lawyer says to the judge “I’m not a cat” like the judge actually thought a talking cat 🐈 was zooming with him. This is 1 of the best viral videos EVER!!!! Long live the cat 🐈‍⬛ 🐱 🐈 lmao 😜 was 😂 😆

@kizzyrock

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How is the other attorney not laughing? He looks like he is not sure what he is seeing and thinking, “is this cat talking to the judge right now?”

@albertlopez1481

3 жыл бұрын

hahah what kind of case is this? Hahaha

Its the panicking eyes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love it when the lawyer on the left puts his glasses on! I love this video. It's hysterical, but wonderfully endearing. That judge is super cool and wonderfully kind. Love it!!

Rob Ponton: Attorney at Claw

EPIC even the cat filter LOOKS STRESSED OUT matching the voice of panic hahahah omg

Thank you internet.

“I’m not a cat” That’s exactly why a cat would say...

This video should "Break The Internet" because it's so darn funny. Suspect that we see this clip nationally soon.

Your honor I'd like to point out that there's no real evidence that he's not a cat!

About time they uploaded something that’s not negative!

I can’t stop laughing! I’m not a cat 🐈 thank you for the laughs

Ive lost count how many times ive watched this in the last 24hrs, best thing ive seen so far in 2021 🤣🤣🤣

He coudn't find the mouse.

@wwe666q

3 жыл бұрын

Why haven't you got so many love for this comment 😂 you win the internet ❤️

@saha4774

3 жыл бұрын

@@wwe666q lol thanks 😂

We need more cat filter please.

May I just say how much I appreciate how polite they are to eachother, how honest this “cat” is and how much they attempt to stay on topic. 🤗

If a cat can become a lawyer, what's your excuse.

The eyes when he looks at the corner lmao

“I’m not cat”...😳 “I can see that....” 😂😭🤣😭😂😭

@4855braig

3 жыл бұрын

He's lying he is... 😁😂

I couldn’t stop laughing at how serious they all are 😂

I love how it says "Recording of this hearing or live stream is prohibited", yet here we are.

This lawyer should advertise on billboards "I am not a cat!"

@4855braig

3 жыл бұрын

The "Cat Attorney" lol

How did they manage to control their laugh man😂?

why the voice fit so well with the cat face?!!

Tears were rolling down my face I laughed so hard. When he started stuttering and the eyes looking down and said "I'm not a cat" I could not control my laughter.

@Elenitsa3

3 жыл бұрын

Watched it so many times with tears rolling down my face too!! He should accept the fact that he’s a cute talking kitty!!! No need to explain 😂😂😂😂

"I'm not a cat!" This poor guy...I live the look on the other man who is just trying to look busy...

Just because of this, I would hire this guy/cat as my attorney without a doubt! 😆

Laughed so hard I cried the best tears. Needed this oh my goodness wholesome goodness right there

*CAT: " I'm not a cat!"* *JUDGE: Look, the cat thinks he's human!* *CAT: I'd like to move forward* *JUDGE: take a look at the mirror... you are a cat!*

This is one of the best things I’ve seen online so far in 2021 😊

First I can't stop laughing at the video and now I can't stop laughing at the comments lol

@kizzyrock

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Laughed way too hard at this , bloody hilarious 😂🤣😂😂

"I'm not a cat". Clearly, you are. This was too much for me to handle. I never laugh, but this, this gave me tears In my eyes from laughing. Sometimes, you must bow to the absurd.

This is excellent and I expect a short animation soon! his southern gentleman's voice is just perfect for the Misadventures of Mr DuPont, Cattorney at law.

"Im not a cat" clearly something a Lawyer disguised as a cat would say

I'm not a cat. Words that will live in infamy.

He's prepared to go forward with it though😂

This video is my new happy place. 😂

"I'm not a cat"

This man should be voice actor. His voice fitting so well)

BOOMER + tech = classic comedy

It’s so cute and his voice with it makes it even cuter 😂

I thought the cat was brought up on a catnip charge

Lol the guy in the upper right corner was laughing and this is great.

This is the best thing i have ever seen🤣🤣🤣

Your not a cat? We'll need to see some ID. Better call Saul

@cyndykated358

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Brought tears to my eyes absolute gold 😂

The second he said I'm not a cat...I'd have lost it :)

Those panicked eyes!! So funny

I’m not a cat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

what makes this video so FUNNY is how composed all parties were in the meeting (on ZOOM) specially when the lawyer (filtered as a CAT) says to the judge " I'm not a CAT" and then judge replies calmly " I can (PAUSE) I can see that ... " LOL!!!

The panic in his voice almost makes me feel bad

Funniest thing to come out of covid I hope this enters the history books 😂😂

@dundeedell1960

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

Not a cat? Am I gonna believe you or my own lying eyes... Hm? There's literally video evidence showing you as a cat.

Best video ever! I'm not a cat. I can see that.... Can he really see that he isn't a cat? It's a cat that lost his human filter!

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The little meow at the end too had me dying 😂

Rod Ponton, cattorney.

Omg 😆 I’ve two of best weeks first Jackie Weaver at Handforth Parish Council . You have no authority now I’m here live... I’m not a cat. Please let there be a funny viral vid next week. This makes being in lockdown so much more bearable. Happy to go back to Jackie Weaver but I think this is much better because that parish council meeting was 101 how not to have a meeting plus they were bullies. This vid the filter / the facial expression and the voice just fills me with joy and laughter

Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Well do you see me eating Mice? Now you stop laughing right Meow

I love how the other participants are remaining very composed....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣old people and technology😭😂😭😂😭😂

I wonder if he was kitty-ing with the judge? LOL too funny!

Mad respect for whoever risked 180 jail days to bless us with this video

He took an oath to uphold paw and order

His distress and saying I'm not a cat is brilliant

The best part is the cats eyes 👀. 😂😂😂 and him saying he is ready to proceed with it. I would love to see a full on hour of the meeting with the cat filter. 😹😹😹

"I am not a cat"...... "I did not have sex with that woman"..... Classics.

Bless his heart! I feel for this guy! Hats off to his remaining calm and wanting to continue!

The others attorney just has to say. “Your honor; he is obviously a cat. He has lied under oath. Case dismissed.”

I watched this 47 times and laughed harder each time🤣🤣🤣

This guy is so wholesome. I adore him.

Probably the best video so far 😁.. Thanks for this in these tough times 👍🏻

I want to thank the person who risked $500 and 6 months in jail for streaming to the world the funniest video I've ever seen on KZread. A true hero. We all needed this right now.

After so many bad news, I am so glad this happened because I have been laughing so hard. We all needed something to smile once again.

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🐈 "can you hear me judge?" ⚰️