Yoki.

@aeriumsoft

5 жыл бұрын

epic YOKEEH genocide

@edibleknivess6600

5 жыл бұрын

Yoki

@Link3000XD

5 жыл бұрын

But how?

@reimuhakurei3311

5 жыл бұрын

This seems trustworthy

@de-so

5 жыл бұрын

And a couple of bottles of saki.

This man probably isn't even questioning these scripts anymore. He's like "ok, something about yokis and some shrine maiden committing genocide. sure, alright..."

@zanwrightmfwr756

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, money is money right?

@darkritetsuiho519

3 жыл бұрын

Main character plot for Reimu Hakurei : in every Touhou games, she needed a lot of sake.

@euue3245

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkritetsuiho519 Sahki*

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@glitchylol2546

2 жыл бұрын

at this point he wouldnt be surprised if someone saw him on the street and said HEY THATS THE GUY WHO ASKS FOR CREDIT CARDS! IM A BIG FAN

*EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE* My sides have achieved escape velocity.

@cksupreme

5 жыл бұрын

Same dude. I barely even know the game that well but hearing that was hilarious.

@aarynshiya7872

5 жыл бұрын

@@cksupreme just add the whole part of girls railing bullets into each other, and this video is accurate. That sums up Touhou...

@yozora2246

5 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe

@aarynshiya7872

5 жыл бұрын

@@yozora2246 you might want to call an EMS...

@camila._.6998

5 жыл бұрын

? No le entiendi

*epic yoki genocide*

@Niko0902

5 жыл бұрын

"Genocide is just another game..." -Yuuka Kazami 1998

@sakoz7650

4 жыл бұрын

Just Undertale Genocide route in a nutshell XD

@combativeThinker

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a numbers game. Reduce their numbers to zero and you win!

@messiahofthefunny8453

3 жыл бұрын

I tried it in real life but I’m now a “war criminal” or something.

@theasin_old

2 жыл бұрын

@@messiahofthefunny8453 i dunno, maybe a bug. i hope it gets patched soon

my money went away, is reimu okay?

@aeriumsoft

5 жыл бұрын

she is appreciating your (in)voluntary donations.

@logantothemax3488

5 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@hellatze

5 жыл бұрын

A murderer shrine maiden. Kill a innocent youkai guy.

@combativeThinker

4 жыл бұрын

hellatze Only in that one non-canon manga though.

@greenD7244

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Merrill The mangas are all canon, but Fortune Teller was anything but innocent.

Well at least he pronounced Touhou correctly

@maplejava

5 жыл бұрын

two who

@Sayo_Toshimoto

5 жыл бұрын

And Sake

@dumbfoundedkiryu9468

5 жыл бұрын

TWOWHOMST

@justinweeb8145

5 жыл бұрын

2hu

@peenywallie

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sayo_Toshimoto lol no

damn yokis

@kyuumann500

5 жыл бұрын

Yoki Lives matter too!!!!!

@taku7785

5 жыл бұрын

hi there woolen i love your vids may the 2huu goddesses bless you on this day ps wheres the part 2 spy guide coming out

@awoolensleevelet

5 жыл бұрын

when th17 releases

@kushine_

5 жыл бұрын

hi woolen! :3

@ejej_shej7958

5 жыл бұрын

Wzzup woolen sleevelet

Knowing Reimu, I wouldn’t be surprised if she made this message herself to try and get donation money.

@Jack-mt3fw

2 жыл бұрын

All part of the plan

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

444 👍

@Comeoniwantaccount

Жыл бұрын

xDDDDD

@Vito025

6 ай бұрын

Exacly xD

Everyone talking about Yoki when I'm still wondering about Ensokyo

@SparkTFS

3 жыл бұрын

Ensokyo is the land inside a barrier created by Yukeri Akumo

@mr.cup6yearsago211

2 жыл бұрын

Euchre-y Akumo, that is.

@ShrimpFry_Cute

Жыл бұрын

Ensokyo is the city at the end of the game.

Jokes on them, we don't have creditcards in Gensokyo.

@The_Knowledgeseekers

5 жыл бұрын

Outsiders just need to forget about their credit card so it turn into a yoki

@9x_Squared

5 жыл бұрын

WE XDDDDDDDDDD

@poidachi6003

5 жыл бұрын

*TAISHI-SAMA HAS SPOKEN*

@shibono

5 жыл бұрын

if credit cards arent real then where did my money go to then. checkmate yokis

@maple_valden

5 жыл бұрын

ensokyo*

now this...this is yoki

@athing18

5 жыл бұрын

I love you

@imbeingstrangledpleasehelp3837

5 жыл бұрын

dear god.....

@raccoonchild

5 жыл бұрын

Clever

@etmooreca9612

5 жыл бұрын

WHY CANT I ESCAPE YOU

@bcsb

5 жыл бұрын

So this...is the power...of anime...

-Pronounces her name perfectly -Can't pronounce "Youkai" or "Sake"

@Luckingsworth

5 жыл бұрын

Twas done on purpose for lulz

@aapzehrsteurer9000

5 жыл бұрын

"Pronounces her name perfectly" "perfectly" Raymoo Hakuray

@Flygoniaks

5 жыл бұрын

Sure, there's a bit of an accent, but that's different. Point is, he didn't say "Reemoo," which I _have_ heard before.

@Shararamosh

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I can't pronounce Mega Flygon.

@bloocarracer333

3 жыл бұрын

@@aapzehrsteurer9000 well yeah i’m pretty sure thats how you pronounce it

I'm just impressed somebody got him to do this for the Touhou series, That must be a really devoted an to get this to happen

@DriverNeku

8 ай бұрын

He did it for fortnite, where else would he appear but here?

@tridyot

6 ай бұрын

He did it for ddlc, of course people got him to do this

Can't wait for the DDLC sequel, Yoki Yoki Literature Club

@God-ch8lq

4 жыл бұрын

@Koga as we kniw, yokai means demons we need a touhou doom mod NOW

@esalvador4197

4 жыл бұрын

@@God-ch8lq WE MUST ACHIEVE THAT FOR THE SAKE OF ĞØĐ AND HUMANITY

@SparkTFS

3 жыл бұрын

Yoki Yoki Epic Genocide Club

@emohatsunemiku578

2 жыл бұрын

I am in t e a r s

@giovannicorraliza8552

2 жыл бұрын

Metaphorically

R.I.P. Youki Konpaku

@heehokuzunoha7757

5 жыл бұрын

Youki died thousands of years before Reimu was born lol

@drizzziit1

5 жыл бұрын

God fucking damnit. Dont make me cry like that ever again please.

@SukacitaYeremia

5 жыл бұрын

Only true Touhou fans know:

@Konpaku_Hungary

5 жыл бұрын

NAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?????

@ray_zor5585

5 жыл бұрын

Welp... that's how he died apparently.

Ok So basically, im yoki

@fcnth

5 жыл бұрын

_Plays the first four notes of Megalovania_

@SamaelVR

5 жыл бұрын

god fucking dammit

@ronankuek8646

5 жыл бұрын

Do u need some saki too?

@yoki9859

5 жыл бұрын

no i'm yoki

@indiradefa3733

5 жыл бұрын

don't ruin the 888 likes brah

Youki as in, Konpaku Youki, Youmu's predescesor? Man, he went into seclusion just to then come back and cause an incident so huge Reimu needs money for it huh

@RazanAr51

5 жыл бұрын

Kooby aight, that makes sense. So basically he literally built a fkin mountain in his seclusion?

@ivanmegafanboy1981

5 жыл бұрын

Youki is the strongest

@amogus7

2 жыл бұрын

d a d

@spookymas5431

Жыл бұрын

it's youkai but poorly said

@KoobyKarasu

Жыл бұрын

@@spookymas5431 its a joke

I'm telling you, those YOKI'S nothing but trouble...!

@alliumcepa936

5 жыл бұрын

Hey I love your videos 😊

Gamers rise up with raymoo hackaray for the epic yoki genocide

@user-yc2ik2kt2q

5 жыл бұрын

Chris DaPancreas i cant breathe 😂

Yoki of the Yoki Mountain

I wouldn't give my credit card so John Wick could get an epic Victory Royale. I wouldn't give my credit card so Heavy could steal the enemy's intelligence. I wouldn't give my credit card so Giorno could defeat Diavolo, even if Black Sabbath would give me two paths. But when Reimu needs my help to commit an epic Yoki genocide? Count me and my mother's, father's, uncle's and grandparent's credit cards the fuck in.

@Yjg-malaeouron.-uhfn

Жыл бұрын

I would give my credit card to fund the production of Heavy's sandwiches. I do agree on your point tough; Just get XxxScot_proxxX to do it for you

We have achieved peek touhou meme evolution

Who the heck is this guy, where do you send him cash to do these marvelous things??

@Micho55

5 жыл бұрын

give me ur credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date and ill send him

@djsolioli3682

5 жыл бұрын

Wow maxbox and woolen sleevelet

@GMSjk777

5 жыл бұрын

200% RAD

@JadeIsBunny

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was banned from fiverr because they don't know the difference between a joke and a scam.

@vextium9396

5 жыл бұрын

Machi He on Patreon now.

Epic, let me grab my mum's credit card

We went from impact font to paying people for shitposts. Humor truly is evolving.

Sorry Reimu, spent all my money on John Wick. I hope Reimu will be okay.

@jadeng.s.2549

5 жыл бұрын

whatdoyoumeme I see what you did there

If ea Owned Touhou

I can’t believe this absolute madman did Touhou

Yoki Mountain~ Mysterious Mountain

I thought he was going to say that we need to give a small 'donation' to the Hakurei shrine to save Reimu

@elgatochurro

9 ай бұрын

Reimu is too powerful

anything for you, reimu.

Words can not explain how hard i am laughing right now. Godlike Meme right here

@combativeThinker

4 жыл бұрын

Quit slacking off before Shikieiki finds you and lectures you again.

Voiceoverpete is the gift that keeps on giving.

Yoki legit sounds like a slur and its fucking hilarious!

Touhou 18.5:ＹＯＫＩ☯ 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷

I think it's the 300th time I've come to watch this video and every time I laugh like it's the first time

why didnt they recommend me this 4 years ago

Ensokyo my beloved

take a shot everytime you hear yoki in the comments

@yuuka2490

5 жыл бұрын

redline *dies*

It's been four years. Did Reimu win?

@jimmyalejandrotabordarubia7503

3 ай бұрын

creo que si

*HEY BOO-BOO, LET'S HAVE A NIICE SNACK AT THE YOGI MOUNTAIN*

Just add some moving, flashing impact text and some word bubbles and you could have one hell of a late-night ad.

Reimu no! Genocide isn't the answer!

This. This is art.

“The epic yoki genicide” 0-0

I like this so much. I keep coming back to this every hour since I discovered the video yesterday. I'm glad this was created.

That must be some expensive sake... It maxed out both my parents cards... Hope she's ok!

>Hears the IN Reimu boss background music. >Vietnam flashbacks initiate.

@yaboi6851

4 жыл бұрын

dont remind me

Everyone talks about yoki But I am pretty sure the g in Gensokyo is not silent.

I'm not a Touhou fan but this is gold

A couple bottles of Saki... in other words, glue?

I know I’m two years late but why is this so fucking funne

Yoki Yoki Genocide Club

I can't stop smiling at this. My face hurts. Help. -Yoki-

@adreamtmonochrome

3 жыл бұрын

This got re-recommended to me 2 years later. I don't even remember commenting on this. lol Thanks, KZread, for reblessing my home page. o/

Last second of the video has some heavy Morshu energy.

Damned Yokis.They always cause trouble.

Why does Reimu want to kill Youmu's mentor so much

Yoki Mountain, Hooman Village, Welcome to Gensokyo

@soccerfan-ep9rt

3 жыл бұрын

*Ensokyo

Translation:attention reimu want donation

She needs donations via credit card

*hands car keys credit card and pretty much everything I own*

@suicune9211

5 жыл бұрын

Can I join the Cult of nep nep?

Hah not fooling me this time, besides i gave my money to the TF2 Heavy.

@toadallyawful

5 жыл бұрын

Bonnie I. Inaba ah, a fellow g a m e r

@mayonnaisejake7191

5 жыл бұрын

You did what?

i never thought i see this guy again

“Wipe out yoki in yoki mountain” uuuuuuh

... i'm from the Moriya shine

@ivanmegafanboy1981

5 жыл бұрын

Perish, dirty heathen

@soccerfan-ep9rt

3 жыл бұрын

Moriya Shrine is best

Reimu asking for your credit card You know that’s actually quite in character and I love it

The yoki mountain

"Bottle of saki" Ah yes, saki yoshida, my favorite drink

You know he actually requests an mp3 of a hard to pronounce word before recording but I guess you skipped that step.... Thank you

i love this fandom

CRAP I NEED TO HELP HER

Reimu is in trouble???!!!!!

Wipe out Youki? Yuyuko is going to destroy you for trying to kill her lover.

I like how he says "youkai"

Saki bottles must be quite powerfull...

At this point, I’m really curious about how much money he’s making of this meme.

*We're abusing this poor man*

Yes, we need to destroy bad monsters. And most of all, donate some moneys to a broke maiden

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I'm not paying for alcohol addiction

Y O K I

Reimu Hakurei neads your creditcard number.

And a couple of bottles of Saki.

Help plz plz!!! Give your credit card plz plz ( no scem I promise)

Maybe if SOMEONE did their job, they'd get more donations

Wherever i go. I see his face

I’m so happy my money will help Reimu achieve the yoki genocide

The thing about this is that raimu would probably ask this Hope my credit card i gave you helps!

Remuuu Hakaray

"bottles of saki" damn can't believe they bottled a yakuza boss

Just another normal day in Gensokyo

Ok now this is EPIC

Uses Super Nova on to kill all youkai. except Alice

@LinieEber

5 жыл бұрын

Alice needs to be protected

@RazanAr51

5 жыл бұрын

LinieEber lewded*

@MetalMargatroid

5 жыл бұрын

Razan Ar she is mine

@LinieEber

5 жыл бұрын

@@RazanAr51 No she is precious

@tukangojek1335

5 жыл бұрын

Except she went deeper into shovel hell

"This is epic yoki moment" -Reimu, 2018

I've never played these games but when he said "and a couple bottles of saki" I felt that.

#4556-6648-2140-2537 EXP 10/20 CVV 186

@alyastastic

5 жыл бұрын

epic

@notseki404

5 жыл бұрын

This can't be real... Lmao

@flandrescarlet506

5 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that's fake

@raymondquach07

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, Reimu has been buying a lot of weird shit on my credit card like a purchase for Pornhub, a bunch on Amazon, some on eBay, a lot of websites, and another for a car even.

@flandrescarlet506

5 жыл бұрын

Raymond Quach Buddy, I hate to tell ya, but I don't think Reimu made those purchases.

I love this guy.

epic yo(ū)k(a)i genocide sound like player is in Lunatic mode

Yknow this is more believably reimu *after* she asks for my credit info

I’m dying