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They really be going on a date while the body be like🧍‍♀️

"with you... to the nearest cemetery"

The dead person on the trunk: "uhhh are you guys gonna bury me or I will just be tortured here, hear you guys do flirting?"

"you know i dont kill good people" WE DIDNT KNOW YOU KILL PEOPLE LIKE 2 MINUTES AGO

Atsumu: I dont understand why serial killers hide bodies in their backyards.

Sakusa: I’m not a murderer. I’m an Assassin

"careful, omi, people might think yer trying to kill me"

the dead body at

When your so ready you already like because you its gonna be good-

I love this lmao, but also just imagine you saw your crush disposing of a body

Atsumu: YOU KLLED SOMEONE?!

I couldn’t stop thinking about the:

Lalaallala sakusa poisoned someone with his never ending supply of lysol.

"Maybe he went to the bathroom."

Sakusa: If I killed someone would you help hide the body

first date on a cemetery after finding out ur crush is an assasin sounds very ✨poggers✨

THEIR FIRST DATE IS GOING TO A CEMETERY-

LMFAO THE END BAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ya I’ll date an assassin” omfg haha

im gonna guess that sakusa either killed osamu, kageyama, oikawa, or someone else.... 😸😸