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Two men (Sam Rockwell, Kenan Thompson) find themselves in a standoff to see who will use the ATM first.
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  • @faizans4537
    @faizans45375 жыл бұрын

    “I’m mad patient” 30 seconds later “IM TIRED OF WAITING ON YOU”

  • @christopherayettey4390

    @christopherayettey4390

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfaooooo

  • @BMF604

    @BMF604

    4 жыл бұрын

    Faizan Shamsi lmfaoooooooooooooo

  • @InstiGator805

    @InstiGator805

    4 жыл бұрын

    HURRY UP BITCH!

  • @LisaBrock5883

    @LisaBrock5883

    3 жыл бұрын

    Motherhood

  • @jlist84

    @jlist84

    3 жыл бұрын

    I guess patience is a relative term.

  • @hornedlobster
    @hornedlobster4 жыл бұрын

    That was the whitest "no my brother" ive ever heard in my life.

  • @artshop8732

    @artshop8732

    4 жыл бұрын

    100th like, U welcome

  • @hornedlobster

    @hornedlobster

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@artshop8732 u the real mvp

  • @artshop8732

    @artshop8732

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thx

  • @PEACEOUTPAT

    @PEACEOUTPAT

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah I be quoting that forever

  • @vic80895

    @vic80895

    3 жыл бұрын

    bro that shit had me in tearssssss

  • @jamesonbornholdt7302
    @jamesonbornholdt73024 жыл бұрын

    when Kenan says "Brother" with a hard 'R'

  • @corpsiecorpsie_the_original

    @corpsiecorpsie_the_original

    4 жыл бұрын

    I came here to make that comment 🤣

  • @wesleypadgett2297

    @wesleypadgett2297

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me 2

  • @BMF604

    @BMF604

    4 жыл бұрын

    Looooooooolll

  • @para-yw9dn

    @para-yw9dn

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMFOAOOO

  • @BluMartian

    @BluMartian

    4 жыл бұрын

    That hard 'R' will get you every time lol

  • @LadyDecibelle
    @LadyDecibelle3 жыл бұрын

    Kate McKinnon was so close to playing a normal character.

  • @mitchelpaulus4078

    @mitchelpaulus4078

    3 жыл бұрын

    Normalize sex workers

  • @obi_oma

    @obi_oma

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hm.

  • @tristenlee6303

    @tristenlee6303

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hm.

  • @ashaimoreno3716

    @ashaimoreno3716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hm

  • @user-qw8zd8ut2z

    @user-qw8zd8ut2z

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmmmmm... Hmmmmmm... Hmmmmmmm...

  • @tristanbruning8162
    @tristanbruning81626 жыл бұрын

    “I’m mad patient” and “no my brother”

  • @KrAyOnS1

    @KrAyOnS1

    5 жыл бұрын

    I feel lucky for you

  • @shabbii296

    @shabbii296

    5 жыл бұрын

    NO MY BROTHER 😭😭

  • @armybros8379

    @armybros8379

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Nah i Wana go second”

  • @Simplequestionsihave

    @Simplequestionsihave

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @nightgodd7865

    @nightgodd7865

    4 жыл бұрын

    im one of you guys

  • @Raygun34
    @Raygun346 жыл бұрын

    Everybody's a suspect when I go to the ATM

  • @DarthFurie

    @DarthFurie

    6 жыл бұрын

    Raygun34 same lmao

  • @0817sweetstacy

    @0817sweetstacy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Raygun34 that's right! It could be an older, very well dressed white woman. I don't judge but I don't trust ANY Stranger!

  • @LesleyCanterbury22

    @LesleyCanterbury22

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep!!

  • @damnmuggle

    @damnmuggle

    6 жыл бұрын

    A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice stfu

  • @joegreen4333

    @joegreen4333

    6 жыл бұрын

    Raygun34 same here.

  • @rumarahim4384
    @rumarahim43844 жыл бұрын

    I laughed soo hard at Kenan’s face when he saw the other black guys come in 😂😂😂😂

  • @roronoa3243

    @roronoa3243

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even black people are afraid of black people 😂🤣

  • @torridd

    @torridd

    3 жыл бұрын

    And what's ironic if he wouldn't have been arguing with the other guy he would have finished before the others came in.

  • @nikofernadez2808

    @nikofernadez2808

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ are you sure my bro

  • @rumarahim4384

    @rumarahim4384

    Жыл бұрын

    @ omgosh shat the heck up! Dont u dare talk to me!

  • @SS-gh6jy

    @SS-gh6jy

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @reece8611
    @reece86113 жыл бұрын

    “Why you ain’t just rob the white boy I woulda helped you guys” 😭😭😭

  • @sevendaysaweek2622

    @sevendaysaweek2622

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why did he say boy wasn’t the guy a man

  • @markiven494

    @markiven494

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sevendaysaweek2622 Boy is funnier ig

  • @MP-in4or

    @MP-in4or

    2 ай бұрын

    So true. Funny how blacks only care about skin color, not principle. I am another person's brother, not because I look like them, but because we share the same values and principles. Truly pathetic how people only care about someone just because they look like them. Oh wait, we call that racism. Oh right. Blacks and liberals are allowed to change the rules based on how they "feel." Not reality.

  • @LordOfElderon

    @LordOfElderon

    Ай бұрын

    @@sevendaysaweek2622 its a demeaning tactic because whites arent willing to die in any given situation

  • @wyskass861

    @wyskass861

    14 күн бұрын

    @@markiven494 That's racist

  • @PONYBOYonline
    @PONYBOYonline6 жыл бұрын

    Kenan is 40 years old, but he will forever look like a goofy 20 year old.

  • @LemonToGo

    @LemonToGo

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love that this post was left uncommented for 2 years.

  • @mohammadhanzala1801

    @mohammadhanzala1801

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whatttt!! He is 40? I thought he is 25-30 damn

  • @don.elias.

    @don.elias.

    3 жыл бұрын

    He looklike 23 wut?

  • @savannahthomas5953

    @savannahthomas5953

    3 жыл бұрын

    HE’S NOT 20!!!!!

  • @flipingboredcritic

    @flipingboredcritic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude does not age he’s still looks like a twenty something! Right?!

  • @bobbojojo
    @bobbojojo6 жыл бұрын

    He said “No, my brother!” HAHA 😂😂😂 the way he said it lmfao

  • @tonywasikhongo7510

    @tonywasikhongo7510

    5 жыл бұрын

    He said it with a white voice

  • @phillycheese9434

    @phillycheese9434

    5 жыл бұрын

    nickbootyface white voice? Really.. smh

  • @tonywasikhongo7510

    @tonywasikhongo7510

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@phillycheese9434 well black folks and white folks talk very different. If u didn't know that now u do

  • @alexmaurice4274

    @alexmaurice4274

    5 жыл бұрын

    The whitest possible voice😂😂

  • @elliot20201

    @elliot20201

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tonywasikhongo7510 Not always true, you can't generalize like that. I've met white people that talked "black" and black people that talked "white". It's partially about where you grew up and also where you ended up going/what you're doing as an adult :)

  • @therealrokon
    @therealrokon2 жыл бұрын

    I forgot about the "no my brother" 🤣 that's probably one of Kenan's funniest line deliveries ever.

  • @jamo3976

    @jamo3976

    8 ай бұрын

    He def spent some time practicing that

  • @user-sj1ni7zr1z
    @user-sj1ni7zr1z3 жыл бұрын

    1. Keenan slipping 2. Shaky hand at the ATM 3. “No my brotheR” Legendary sketch!

  • @mr.awesome8021

    @mr.awesome8021

    2 жыл бұрын

    The slip was genius

  • @johnnykwon3999

    @johnnykwon3999

    2 жыл бұрын

    that capitalized R on brotheR is genius btw

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lies again? DBS SGD Nurofen

  • @ivervj2923

    @ivervj2923

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you crying... 🤣

  • @charlesbronson2926

    @charlesbronson2926

    Жыл бұрын

    He used the hard R

  • @grinehard7
    @grinehard76 жыл бұрын

    "No, my brother." Lol

  • @neghiethervil5606

    @neghiethervil5606

    6 жыл бұрын

    That "R" was hard! LOL!

  • @unknowngamer345

    @unknowngamer345

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol this is miraculous, you must an amazing sense of humor. Hahahahhaah lol it's amazing you feel this way

  • @iistyleszii

    @iistyleszii

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @crispy6311

    @crispy6311

    5 жыл бұрын

    yea, really surprised that part didn't get more laughs than it did from the audience.

  • @mc3313

    @mc3313

    5 жыл бұрын

    You know he ain't hip

  • @jesykahashope
    @jesykahashope6 жыл бұрын

    This went in so many directions I did not predict 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mojojoji5493

    @mojojoji5493

    4 жыл бұрын

    jesykahope me too hahahahahahahaha my imagine was so off I too could not predict hahahahahahaha

  • @user-gj8uy5qy3f

    @user-gj8uy5qy3f

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea there are a lota genius writings in a short comedy sketch.

  • @disappointment8094

    @disappointment8094

    3 жыл бұрын

    I predicted it as the white guy was leaving, but I wasn’t sure if they were going to follow that route.

  • @dantegood2195
    @dantegood21954 жыл бұрын

    This is such a brilliant, multidimensional skit. It touched on so many deep issues in just 4 minutes, and it was hilarious every step. Goat sketch

  • @NA-ij3id

    @NA-ij3id

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dante Goodman. Im sorry but i fail to see anything deep about this. It was just a funny skit. For christ sake it literally contradicts a powerful message about learning to not be racist by making a stereotypical group of black people immediately mug the other black man. And then the end where the woman turns out to be a prostitute!? I fail to see how you could think any of these are deep messages holding mirrors to our society

  • @Chatedh

    @Chatedh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NA-ij3id Well for one, the fact that kenan's charcter was quick to see the racism in other guys, but not on himself, and how hen faced with the problem, he took the same actions as the white guy. Now, it isn't amazingly deep. but has enough layers.

  • @NA-ij3id

    @NA-ij3id

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fernando Rüth, so black people being racist to black people. Thats the DEEEEEEP message? Thats the problem with society? Nice to know.

  • @Chatedh

    @Chatedh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NA-ij3id Did I say it was the problem with society? In my opinion the sketch isn''t amazingly deep, but has enough layers for a comedy sketch. No need to be so overly dramatic.

  • @NA-ij3id

    @NA-ij3id

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fernando Rüth ooooooooor, its just a comedy sketch. That could also be the case

  • @alexxx4434
    @alexxx44344 жыл бұрын

    Sam Rockwell is underappreciated great actor. Absolutely nailed his role in this.

  • @antekkk

    @antekkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    how is he underappreciated? Do you know what that word means? Dude has won an oscar and has been nominated 2 years in a row. dumbass

  • @yogurtspit2611

    @yogurtspit2611

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@antekkk chillax

  • @katepenniman382

    @katepenniman382

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@antekkk that doesn't mean anything. most people have never even heard of him: that's what underappreciation is too

  • @antekkk

    @antekkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@katepenniman382 did you take a poll or survey or what? It looks to me like you are just pulling this "most people haven't heard of him" shit completely out of your ass.

  • @dylaninpieces2

    @dylaninpieces2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kenan Thompson also nailed his role in this sketch.

  • @theofficialoni8321
    @theofficialoni83214 жыл бұрын

    It's not racist if you're suspicious of every single person on earth when you're at ATM I Know i am

  • @ammaryusufali353

    @ammaryusufali353

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts!

  • @Quintusblake

    @Quintusblake

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stray cat wonders in while I’m at the ATM. Me: Nah you can go first.

  • @jamalwoods9649

    @jamalwoods9649

    4 жыл бұрын

    What if it's a hot chick?

  • @OK-yy6qz

    @OK-yy6qz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jamalwoods9649 2 Reasons for her to Go first

  • @watersbey25

    @watersbey25

    4 жыл бұрын

    True guess the 45 year old SNL writer had his head up his ass again.

  • @letsgonow1210
    @letsgonow12106 жыл бұрын

    Yo, hold that door man Oh my good lord, please don't Hahaha

  • @VeeKayDanceManiac

    @VeeKayDanceManiac

    6 жыл бұрын

    letsgonow1210 lmao 😂🤣 oh my gosh that was hilarious! 😂

  • @koromone
    @koromone2 жыл бұрын

    Chris Redd killed it! He had me stressed out and I wasn't in the room 😂😂

  • @matp8454
    @matp84544 жыл бұрын

    When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.

  • @trystan2956

    @trystan2956

    4 жыл бұрын

    *pulls out knife* "If you know what's good for you, you'd give me your money sonny" *drops knife from shaking*

  • @blackviking2079

    @blackviking2079

    4 жыл бұрын

    i just go to the drive thru

  • @AliShuktu

    @AliShuktu

    4 жыл бұрын

    I look so suspicious that even thiefs are not comfortable to stand next me. P.S.: never been robed on streets ever.

  • @AliShuktu

    @AliShuktu

    4 жыл бұрын

    @tOwOxic No! Newer!

  • @innertubez

    @innertubez

    4 жыл бұрын

    She might crack you with her cane, you never know.

  • @goe5
    @goe56 жыл бұрын

    “Why didn’t you guys jump the white boy? I woulda helped you guys!” Hahahaha best line ever xD

  • @sithsoldier98

    @sithsoldier98

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @Faho0odywBas1

    @Faho0odywBas1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which means he is racist

  • @TheZasu123

    @TheZasu123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andershwang2376 dont use words if you dont know what they mean

  • @clarkvilardebo4498

    @clarkvilardebo4498

    4 жыл бұрын

    @calo10able ok snowflake

  • @TheZasu123

    @TheZasu123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andershwang2376 I meant the way you used the word sarcasm

  • @TabsT-vy5jy
    @TabsT-vy5jy6 жыл бұрын

    The ATM is the real thief. Charging you for every transaction.

  • @elemental9039

    @elemental9039

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jaidevphadke9293

    @jaidevphadke9293

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏👏👏

  • @Faho0odywBas1

    @Faho0odywBas1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not in my country

  • @TheRougeSky

    @TheRougeSky

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine doesn't then again I only use my Bank's ATMs instead of the generic ones, the latters definitely charge folks a transfer fee since its effectively acting as a middle person for your bank. However your bank's ATM shouldn't be charging you any thing for a transaction and if they are it might be time to find a new bank.

  • @AliShuktu

    @AliShuktu

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Faho0odywBas1 UAE?

  • @thomasduncan4074
    @thomasduncan40744 жыл бұрын

    It makes me feel uncomfortable going to the ATM when anybody’s standing behind me. Period.

  • @spe.z.artist

    @spe.z.artist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thomas Duncan It makes me uncomfortable standing behind someone waiting to use the atm

  • @sanacole1543

    @sanacole1543

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea, I just change my mind& try to inconspicuously walk briskly bk to my car.

  • @darvell29scott5

    @darvell29scott5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats why I only use drive thru atm's

  • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

    @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spe.z.artist Well then maybe you should get their first next time.

  • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

    @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eh. Depends on where I am. If it's a well-lit area with witnesses around I have no fear, but yeah you ain't gonna catch me using any of those back alley ATMs.

  • @homoerectus3355
    @homoerectus33554 жыл бұрын

    2:43 “No my brother”

  • @tlotus3032
    @tlotus30326 жыл бұрын

    No my brotherer.

  • @saucemandela7747

    @saucemandela7747

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tlotus dat is not de way

  • @DeeSlimVision

    @DeeSlimVision

    5 жыл бұрын

    That shit was funny af

  • @Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3

    @Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fix ur spelling idiot

  • @peepthis6458

    @peepthis6458

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 He spelled it like it sounded, You low I.Q IDIOT.

  • @peepthis6458

    @peepthis6458

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 oh and it's *Your* not "ur", you remedial piece of shit.

  • @josephdandrea8915
    @josephdandrea89156 жыл бұрын

    Kenan looks like he never ages

  • @sebastianmaregatti

    @sebastianmaregatti

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joseph D’Andrea black don’t crack

  • @carmeloangel3717

    @carmeloangel3717

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sebastianmaregatti yeah not the drug

  • @sciencenerd777

    @sciencenerd777

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Unkown known Not all, like not all white boys are school shooters.

  • @neschat-mobiniphotography7833

    @neschat-mobiniphotography7833

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because he doesn't

  • @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433

    @onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sebastianmaregatti have you seen Whitney Houston?

  • @TeslaChad
    @TeslaChad4 жыл бұрын

    “I’m a patient man” *immediately becomes incredibly impatient*

  • @kokroucz

    @kokroucz

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m mad patient” 2:26

  • @unknownguy2092
    @unknownguy20924 жыл бұрын

    3:24 "why didnt u just rob the white boy? i would have helped u guys."😂😂

  • @Kayla-cee
    @Kayla-cee6 жыл бұрын

    Kenan had me in t e a r s

  • @0817sweetstacy

    @0817sweetstacy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kayla I love kenan.

  • @Zeldarw104

    @Zeldarw104

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ikr!!😂😂😂😂

  • @fakename9965

    @fakename9965

    6 жыл бұрын

    My brother 😂

  • @callmeviper7723

    @callmeviper7723

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dude that’s not Kenan lol that’s the younger brother from That’s So Raven

  • @davidpadilla8916

    @davidpadilla8916

    6 жыл бұрын

    Idk what changed but snl is finally writing good shit for kenan. When he first came on the cast i was excited but then a little disappointed in his roles but it's gotten much better.

  • @D4rkC1own187v2
    @D4rkC1own187v26 жыл бұрын

    This sketch has a key and peele vibe to it

  • @daverell640

    @daverell640

    6 жыл бұрын

    D4rkC1own187v2 i miss that shit, watch this to replace that

  • @RobertJustin

    @RobertJustin

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes it does

  • @calisongbird

    @calisongbird

    6 жыл бұрын

    D4rkC1own187v2 or Dave Chappelle

  • @TheAustinGuy

    @TheAustinGuy

    6 жыл бұрын

    D4rkC1own187v2 they could never write something this good.

  • @j.poodlefriends7400

    @j.poodlefriends7400

    6 жыл бұрын

    D4rkC1own187v2 I dig the channel, got a sub from me. Feel free to follow me back if you dig what I'm doing!!

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve4 жыл бұрын

    “I’m mad patient” “Hurry up”

  • @M7MD-80
    @M7MD-80 Жыл бұрын

    2:53 "I wanna go home" 😂

  • @YAMISOOLD2009
    @YAMISOOLD20096 жыл бұрын

    This had layers. Well done!

  • @agostov.4508

    @agostov.4508

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Tshark Nado SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

  • @JamesTheFoxeArt

    @JamesTheFoxeArt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Skits have layers. They stink? Yes, no.

  • @troubleman8430

    @troubleman8430

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Jerome Duffy like history has taught us noy to trust a lazy white man with lots of land

  • @troubleman8430

    @troubleman8430

    5 жыл бұрын

    @calo10able well with an evil soul wouldnt excpect them too

  • @Klaaism

    @Klaaism

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@JamesTheFoxeArt Oh like onions.

  • @tharrison202
    @tharrison2025 жыл бұрын

    The scary music, I composed that! Thank you so much SNL for using my music, I am honored! I love the sketch, very funny! :)

  • @justinbel68

    @justinbel68

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tom Harrison Are you actually telling the truth?

  • @labounti

    @labounti

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@justinbel68 Looking at his channel yes, indeed yes.

  • @quackin9

    @quackin9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tom Harrison Awesome man

  • @lyunardo

    @lyunardo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Great Tom, but what we really want to know is how you'd act if Keenan Thompson was behind you at the ATM?

  • @bratantm9385

    @bratantm9385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wholesome

  • @neuroling
    @neuroling4 жыл бұрын

    LOL 😂 This sh*t is so good. "I wanna go second. I'm mad patient." "No my brother."

  • @bilybastrd
    @bilybastrd4 жыл бұрын

    "I wanna go home" cracks me up every time

  • @SadhanHansda
    @SadhanHansda5 жыл бұрын

    A movie told in just 3 minutes and 55 seconds. Genius..

  • @chrispietrzak7584

    @chrispietrzak7584

    4 жыл бұрын

    3:56!

  • @stephlash6478

    @stephlash6478

    3 жыл бұрын

    When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.

  • @CBill-kn7zb
    @CBill-kn7zb6 жыл бұрын

    No kissing!! That's the rule !!! Y'all killing me 😭😭😭👌🏾

  • @brandonwei2430

    @brandonwei2430

    6 жыл бұрын

    C4000 Bill unless you're Gal Gadot

  • @DaveH82

    @DaveH82

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Brandon Wei That's part b of that rule.

  • @jemms_lynne_0.2

    @jemms_lynne_0.2

    6 жыл бұрын

    C4000 Bill !?... Hahahahaha teeheeteehee Yes That's The Rule😄!..

  • @jrg305

    @jrg305

    6 жыл бұрын

    Guys on Grindr don't kiss as much either...but you don't have to pay most of em

  • @agonleed3841

    @agonleed3841

    6 жыл бұрын

    Elaina M hey. I agree with you. If we're serious. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT If we're just talking....stop paying for whores. Cause people are free as long as you can talk. So done, somewhere will be willing. Promise And if we're in the middle ground....NOT paying for whores will lead to lack of business, which will lead to less reason to create a business, which will lead to less reason to kidnap and rape and all that other shit that creates trafficking. All reasons to NOT pay for sex. At least in the "I'm a john" sense

  • @mkeptrangli
    @mkeptrangli2 жыл бұрын

    This is Chappelle’s Show level humor right here. Hilarious 😂

  • @balex6135
    @balex61355 ай бұрын

    “I wanna go second, I’m MAD patient” was the perfect delivery

  • @alfokenny211
    @alfokenny2116 жыл бұрын

    2:13 Kenan's tone of voice and facial expression is honestly my favorite part of this entire skit.

  • @rashb3994
    @rashb39946 жыл бұрын

    "No, I want to go second, I'm mad patient!" Man this new guy is so good. Keenan - "No my brother." Sounding like kermit the frog.

  • @livshoemaker1385

    @livshoemaker1385

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chris Redd

  • @mcgiver1327
    @mcgiver13272 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mad patient" "I'm tired of waiting on you" lol

  • @trinap.8904
    @trinap.89042 жыл бұрын

    I love how Keenan changes his voice when the other guys walk in.

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m6 жыл бұрын

    I'm suspicious of anyone too close to me at the ATM

  • @netkosent1620

    @netkosent1620

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm not. If someone robs me they'll be just as disappointed as I am in myself. :D

  • @sebastianmaregatti

    @sebastianmaregatti

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve used the atm during the daytime and it was full of people and I still was terrified

  • @abab7025

    @abab7025

    4 жыл бұрын

    And I just turn into combat ready mode

  • @mrjayd02
    @mrjayd025 жыл бұрын

    "No my brother"... I'm crying

  • @aishwariyadebnath901
    @aishwariyadebnath9014 жыл бұрын

    "why didn't you just robbed the white guy? I would have helped you guys" 😂😂😂😂

  • @rohankapuria663
    @rohankapuria6632 жыл бұрын

    2:43 “no my brother” had me dead 💀

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk6175 жыл бұрын

    “No I wanna go second, I’m mad patient” lmaooo dead

  • @darvell29scott5

    @darvell29scott5

    3 жыл бұрын

    You guys can go ahead lol

  • @darvell29scott5

    @darvell29scott5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Scared voice you guys can go ahead lol

  • @lindanakopia11
    @lindanakopia115 жыл бұрын

    The way Keenan slipped just made me cry 😂

  • @Devan-he4kr
    @Devan-he4kr2 жыл бұрын

    2:42 The way he says "My brother." That is why Kennan is an incredible comic actor.

  • @ErinJeanette
    @ErinJeanette2 жыл бұрын

    This deserved waaay more audience laughter this is a perfect skit 🤣

  • @oliviamadden9579
    @oliviamadden95796 жыл бұрын

    No my brotheR

  • @NotDrewTube

    @NotDrewTube

    5 жыл бұрын

    Olivia Madden he used a hard r

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal87656 жыл бұрын

    Should of taken it anyway 😂 "Im mad Patient" that line bangs😂

  • @angie2591

    @angie2591

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kbitch Kal I'm lucky FOR you

  • @mar2d258

    @mar2d258

    5 жыл бұрын

    it's should have. not should of. I think people get confused because of the common use of the contraction should've.

  • @cim888
    @cim8882 жыл бұрын

    For those wondering Sam Rockwell's PIN is 1255. What you do with this information is entirely up to you.

  • @mztscrazytown1463
    @mztscrazytown1463 Жыл бұрын

    Chris Redd: I'm mad patient....I lost it!

  • @noagbogudki7766
    @noagbogudki77666 жыл бұрын

    I’m mad patient

  • @ekotjoseph

    @ekotjoseph

    6 жыл бұрын

    Noag Bogudki I died

  • @angie2591

    @angie2591

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao I died tooo!

  • @wallstreetbailey4425

    @wallstreetbailey4425

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, as he later yells for him to hurry up to be robbed by him and his crew. 😂

  • @junodisarapong6635

    @junodisarapong6635

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@wallstreetbailey4425 "I'm mad patient." A few seconds later.. Hurry up bitch! Whats taking so long? Im tired of waiting on you!

  • @kcpkp3
    @kcpkp36 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mad patient" 😭😂

  • @Zeldarw104

    @Zeldarw104

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ikr!!😂😂 That face tho...

  • @cwaltzmusic
    @cwaltzmusic2 жыл бұрын

    Hey hold that door! Keenan says Oh my good Lord please don't. " That's when the skit becomes the funniest.

  • @don.elias.
    @don.elias.8 күн бұрын

    "Breathe, You cryin? Everybody giggles" always gets me😂😂😂

  • @lxxuxn5836
    @lxxuxn58366 жыл бұрын

    “No MY bRoTheR”

  • @JesusBaldemar
    @JesusBaldemar6 жыл бұрын

    When he said: why didn't you just robbed the white boy?. I was expecting them to say: cuz we ain't racist!

  • @panthor109thabest7

    @panthor109thabest7

    6 жыл бұрын

    Young rockefeller racism is prejudice

  • @Bebo18

    @Bebo18

    6 жыл бұрын

    That would've been a good add-in

  • @AnneliesvanOverbeek

    @AnneliesvanOverbeek

    6 жыл бұрын

    Young rockefeller the definition of racism is prejudice against someone because of their race, so yes racism against white people is possible.

  • @kevincrosby6270

    @kevincrosby6270

    6 жыл бұрын

    +TruthSeeker08 you are the most racist people on this planet. if i was to hate all white people there would be none of you left.

  • @justinparker7902

    @justinparker7902

    6 жыл бұрын

    We can be racist, bit we don't have the power to force those views

  • @joyjordish
    @joyjordish3 жыл бұрын

    This sketch is gold

  • @rubyharris6119
    @rubyharris61194 жыл бұрын

    That ending, SHE didn't wanna stop in that neighborhood haha

  • @nunnayrbznz3576

    @nunnayrbznz3576

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sex workers have to be as careful as any other. Maybe more so because of their vulnerability needing to constantly put themselves in harms way to earn a living.

  • @charlieputhfan850

    @charlieputhfan850

    4 жыл бұрын

    Silent Rocks ?

  • @qqqcalls

    @qqqcalls

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe she is afraid of seeing her ex-pimp?

  • @albicelestezzz

    @albicelestezzz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nunnayrbznz3576 sex workers🤢that’s not a job damn

  • @madmudslinger

    @madmudslinger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@albicelestezzz it's the original commercial profession

  • @jobrodemisemiselena
    @jobrodemisemiselena6 жыл бұрын

    He said "I'm mad patient."

  • @jaxonplayz_yt8042
    @jaxonplayz_yt80423 жыл бұрын

    “No my brother”... OMG IM DEADLOLLL

  • @mahmoudibnemir8704
    @mahmoudibnemir87043 жыл бұрын

    I follow the words of Rev. Jesse Jackson: "There is nothing more painful to me … than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery, then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved."

  • @tysonbillie9982
    @tysonbillie99826 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story, trust no one. Freaking hilarious XD

  • @Wis_Dom

    @Wis_Dom

    6 жыл бұрын

    The moral is: Judge not, less ye be judged.

  • @trembledust6819

    @trembledust6819

    5 жыл бұрын

    fuck yea. I don't give shit who u is.

  • @radheygehlot2391
    @radheygehlot23915 жыл бұрын

    I cracked heavy after seeing Keenan crying @ 2:50

  • @fostercrant9121
    @fostercrant91212 жыл бұрын

    Sam Rockwell coulda used his Hitman skills and dance his way out of the bank

  • @kghtetkyaing6306
    @kghtetkyaing63066 ай бұрын

    he works 16 hours a week and doesn't have to rob anybody.. I work 10 hours a day and I still need to rob a bank 😅

  • @JasonGrill-or2oz

    @JasonGrill-or2oz

    4 ай бұрын

    60

  • @kghtetkyaing6306

    @kghtetkyaing6306

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JasonGrill-or2oz ohhh ... I thought he said 16. my bad.

  • @CalixteDC
    @CalixteDC6 жыл бұрын

    Sam Rockwell is such an underrated actor

  • @mikecwir

    @mikecwir

    6 жыл бұрын

    he just won a golden globe. how is he underrated? :)

  • @kwokmanchung

    @kwokmanchung

    6 жыл бұрын

    @Mike, exactly. Underrated are some of those other actors most people don't recognize.

  • @jamesbergy2425

    @jamesbergy2425

    6 жыл бұрын

    He just won his first golden globe which was also his first nomination... He's been in so many movies where he had phenomenal performances and was just left in the dust this year is the olnly time he's finally gotten recognition

  • @Plutonianextract

    @Plutonianextract

    6 жыл бұрын

    David Johnson fuck that, tucci gang!

  • @rehbornb1

    @rehbornb1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mike Cwir because that was his first one. He's had countless other roles that were amazing!

  • @domtg1597
    @domtg15974 жыл бұрын

    When he said no my brother I about died 💀💀💀

  • @isidora1299
    @isidora12994 жыл бұрын

    The way he said “no my brother”

  • @patrickfiorito
    @patrickfiorito4 жыл бұрын

    LoL. “oh my god no, please don’t”..... LOL. Love this skit. Keenan is such an underrated personality in SNL. I know he gets the recognition. He’s in a lot of skits. Just saying It’s earned.

  • @shushuyu
    @shushuyu6 жыл бұрын

    brilliant.

  • @jameshuffmar1765

    @jameshuffmar1765

    6 жыл бұрын

    SOCIALIST propaganda: WHITE people are racist...etc

  • @mondaye03

    @mondaye03

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah it was great!

  • @athews1976

    @athews1976

    6 жыл бұрын

    I learned no kind of lesson from this! 'Murika 🤤Derp.

  • @motorcity7137

    @motorcity7137

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant? Must be easily amused

  • @soph7480

    @soph7480

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Huffmar - wtf does socialism have to do with racism?????????

  • @KevinMartinez-xk4es
    @KevinMartinez-xk4es6 жыл бұрын

    Loved how the twist in the end tied to the whole theme of the segment: Looks can be deceiving.

  • @IHav3No3n3mies
    @IHav3No3n3mies3 жыл бұрын

    "No.....no my brother." 😂😂

  • @PjPerez
    @PjPerez4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mad patient" 10 seconds later: "I'm tired of waitin' on you, dog!"

  • @KuroGordon
    @KuroGordon6 жыл бұрын

    Chris Redd has taken over SNL. The guy is awesome. The best signing in a couple of years.

  • @jamesnorthrop1902

    @jamesnorthrop1902

    6 жыл бұрын

    You see him on Disjointed on Netflix? He and that girl are the only part worth watching

  • @soph7480

    @soph7480

    6 жыл бұрын

    I watched him do stand up about a week ago and he was fucking hilarious. He's got the greatest energy. Had the entire room dying.

  • @michaelr3583

    @michaelr3583

    6 жыл бұрын

    He just needs a consistent character. But he killed me in pop star

  • @mzVivikaBam
    @mzVivikaBam6 жыл бұрын

    "Oh my good Lord, please don't"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "Aye watch yaself Big Man " when he slipped😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I don't think that was scripted. I almost cracked my neck laughing so hard

  • @satishkumar-lh9mc
    @satishkumar-lh9mc Жыл бұрын

    Have watched Kenan so many times, I think He is the best Actor when it comes to comedy.

  • @ramiyazje
    @ramiyazje6 жыл бұрын

    This could easily be a movie

  • @nojayork7707

    @nojayork7707

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rami Yazje great thriller movie called "ATM with hottie Alice Eve

  • @lucasbell4831

    @lucasbell4831

    6 жыл бұрын

    S.S .A Found the virgin.

  • @lucasbell4831

    @lucasbell4831

    6 жыл бұрын

    S.S .A Hey, buddy, I know when you've edited your comment. Just a heads-up.

  • @lucasbell4831

    @lucasbell4831

    6 жыл бұрын

    S.S .A OK, so you went out of your way to hide your thirst, yet it still pretty much stands. Cool.

  • @lucasbell4831

    @lucasbell4831

    6 жыл бұрын

    S.S .A ... really? Dude, you could do so much better. If you're gonna be thirsty, at least justify it.

  • @sha11235
    @sha112356 жыл бұрын

    I thought the white guy was going to pretend to leave and then rob the black guy.

  • @dilladawg4

    @dilladawg4

    6 жыл бұрын

    sha11235 i thought the group of black guys were gonna actually be rappers or something...that money and was playin keenan

  • @Gemsoulful

    @Gemsoulful

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me too.. Was expecting the twist to be the white guy was a robber

  • @David_R922

    @David_R922

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Gemsoulful The white guy being the robber wouldn't have worked because he was the first one at the ATM, and he drove up there.

  • @TheNuyorker

    @TheNuyorker

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought the white guy and girl were going to be criminals

  • @netkosent1620

    @netkosent1620

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@David_R922 Use your imagination and I'm sure you can figure something out. One scenario is he decided to rob him when he showed up also. Not everything has to be premeditated.

  • @BLESSFUL-Bliss
    @BLESSFUL-Bliss2 жыл бұрын

    This is _too_ accurate. In too many ways.💯🤣 I hold the ATM *for no person. USE YOUR CARD to open it.* Also… major pet peeve when someone says “ATM _machine”._ 😅🤓

  • @latoyiab79
    @latoyiab792 жыл бұрын

    🤣 I don't like to have anyone behind me at the atm. Period.

  • @Jredizzle1
    @Jredizzle14 жыл бұрын

    "I'm feeling lucky for you" xD

  • @GrizzleyBruin
    @GrizzleyBruin6 жыл бұрын

    Whoever wrote this deserves an award. It started off a little eye-roll worthy, then got funny, and ended just 10/10. Keeping viewers invested all the way through is a hard job. Kudos.

  • @artheaux666

    @artheaux666

    Жыл бұрын

    Yghhh racism what an eyeroll wtf

  • @pete6705
    @pete67058 ай бұрын

    I once went into a bank lobby ATM after hours in an actual blizzard. The woman using the ATM turned and looked at me and said you’re supposed to wait outside you know. I just looked at her back and said, no that’s ok.

  • @tammyforbes2101
    @tammyforbes21013 жыл бұрын

    This could be a “when keeping it real goes wrong”

  • @galaxylucia1898

    @galaxylucia1898

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂Yep!

  • @paintpink7300
    @paintpink73005 жыл бұрын

    Super intelligent and provocative sketch. I loved the twist at the end.

  • @joelwilcox5424
    @joelwilcox54244 жыл бұрын

    I love when these are actually really well shot and edited (like the Ryan Gosling Papyrus one too)

  • @knightisl05
    @knightisl053 жыл бұрын

    This was the first SNL sketch I ever saw 2 and 1/2 years ago and I’ve been enjoying the ride ever since 😂

  • @queenoftheharpies8018
    @queenoftheharpies80186 жыл бұрын

    Lawd, as a black person, this is sadly true. There's levels to this shit 🤣🤣🤣 but at the same time, they're judging, but their hands aren't clean. A mess.

  • @kwokmanchung

    @kwokmanchung

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but they could've been Asian or white gangsters and the sketch would still ring true.

  • @_greaterpoint_3729

    @_greaterpoint_3729

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kwokman Chung why can't it be black people???

  • @_greaterpoint_3729

    @_greaterpoint_3729

    6 жыл бұрын

    Khalia Thompson Totally Agreed, It's the actions that matter

  • @kwokmanchung

    @kwokmanchung

    6 жыл бұрын

    @Gerry mid, when did I say it couldn't be black people? My comment started with "yes." It could be people of any color.

  • @_greaterpoint_3729

    @_greaterpoint_3729

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kwokman Chung my apologies, i misunderstood. 👍

  • @daynademontagnac4694
    @daynademontagnac46946 жыл бұрын

    no my brother

  • @adisiowy
    @adisiowy3 жыл бұрын

    Their acting is AMAZING 🤣 I love Kenan so bad haha he is so damn talented! 🔥

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie2 жыл бұрын

    The outtakes were hysterical. This was actually very well made... really had a mood to it, until the ending, of course!

  • @imani6441
    @imani64415 жыл бұрын

    Kenan is deserves more credit, he’s hilarious 😂

  • @luckyjasonfan
    @luckyjasonfan6 жыл бұрын

    "Oh my Good Lord, please Don't!" 💀💀💀💩💩😄😄😄

  • @ishmaelhope2516
    @ishmaelhope25165 ай бұрын

    I think Kenan has been mugging for the camera too much over the years, but with this one he performed it excellently. Really good acting.

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