Hey my legends -- Part TWO will be uploaded within 24 hours so this video can have some time to breathe. I also have to make an intro for that part now because, as aforementioned in the intro of this part, KZread has decided to royally f*** me when it comes to copyright. Whenever I would upload the full video, it would be blocked in all regions for copyright. So, unfortunately, this was the only way. Thanks for watching, please drop a like, comment, and hit that sub button if you have not already! Cheers.

I wonder if her hair was style was inspired by her childhood of walking the block in the Bronx 😅

@Nabalayo

2 ай бұрын

Literally had the same thought watching the film 😆

@selinavalo

2 ай бұрын

Actually you’re kinda on point! There was supposed to be a storyline in Atlas about her hair (that’s why they have that little part of her asking what her hair color is as well as when Harlan mentioned her hair when she’s captive ) it was supposed to represent her hiding due to mistrust and by the end of the film, she has it pulled up away from her face but they scrapped it entirely due to the ridicule of her bronx hair 💀

@Nabalayo

2 ай бұрын

@@selinavalo you're being for real ??? This is so funny 😂😂😂

@tajcee

2 ай бұрын

Can’t forget the orange drink and bacon egg and cheese lmao 🙄

@saramarie42900

2 ай бұрын

@@tajcee iykyk 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

They should’ve casted Sandra oh instead of Jenny from the block

I feel like Jlo wrote this movie and they tried their best to make sense of what she came up with and clean it up 😭🤣

I really sat through this whole movie waiting for the plot twist where Jlo finnds out she's A.I., Her mother's finest work. Her childhood memories implanted as part of the experiment to motivate her to find A.I. Ken and she is also programmed to not like A.I. so none of the other bots accidentally reveal who is really is

Just found this channel. I did watch this movie. It was goofy as hell. Love that KZread sent you to me. PRAISE THE ALGORITHM. It knows all

It genuinely surprises me that you are this underrated, you deserve a million and more subs. Keep the awesome vids comin ❤

That part where she selects Francis even tho she pressed english was funny ngl.

I have been saying this since Simu got the Marvel part. He is just not that good of an actor. His range is very limited, he did well in that movie and Barbie, but I can't believe any of his other performances.

@scotttimbrell8632

Ай бұрын

He should stay as an oriental martial artist just like the rock, or Jason Statham should stay as the same character they play. Sometimes range isn't 100% needed...unless you're cast in every type of role.

Hi there! The copyright guys in a way did you a favor: 2 parts means 2 videos and DOUBLE monetization from one J Lo Netflix film Analysis. Your reviews are extremely well nuanced and h ave sharp attention to detail. Very high quality when it comes to the final product - your channel is definitely going to blow up soon. I noticed that your voice has the quality of sounding relaxing yet it draws you into the story that you are telling. You are awesome! PS: in part two you should mention what a train wreck the promotional interviews for this atlas movie have been!!! Jennifer and Sterling K Brown do not get along and constantly snap at each other I think it’s hilarious 🤣

You know what trope I'm sick of when it comes to "Modern Strong Female Characters"? No father figures or hating Father Figures. Atlas's dad left her and she hates him? Really? You know who else had no dad or hates dads? The Assassin from the new Star Wars Acolyte Show, Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau from the Marvels, Egon Spengler's daughter from Ghostbusters Afterlife, all the characters from Velma and more. Can we have one Strong Female Character who loves her dad?

@Chuck_EL

Ай бұрын

Salene from Underworld is a good example she praised her dad who was killed saving her

I’ve just gotten so deep into the Japanese, German, Korean and other foreign produced stuff on Netflix… It’s getting pretty tropey itself but it’s almost always better than the American productions on the platform.

Watched this movie recently so seeing this video pop up is crazy timing. Your commentary has me thinking they could’ve started it off with her in prison. She did it when she was a kid but she inadvertently caused the death of a million people so she could’ve been tried for her crimes and at least served a few years then spent the rest in like DTLA 2 (lol) where she lives as a social pariah, or even in isolation somewhere secure since like she’d be the prime target for a revenge kill by some rando in DTLA because her face would be all over the news after her arrest and release. That would give stronger characterisation imo. Like what if she built her own AI chess companion from scraps and it talks a little glitchy but that’s the only company she has that doesn’t hate her and her high streak would be because she quite literally had nothing better to do or she’d lose it because humans are social creatures. Or what if because of her distrust of AI she carves out her own chess pieces from whatever she can find and plays herself. And we see her keep record of it because that’s something done in chess competitions. So let’s say the camera pans around the floor of her room and it’s littered with paper with records of chess moves on them. In scenario 2 she could be living on a homestead as a form of witness protection so they can still monitor her but she can’t properly reintegrate into normal society. She could destroy any of the AI stuff they have pre-installed into the main house there and use the scarps to build like a radio or something because that’s the extent to which she hates AI and future society’s dependence on it, except the coffee maker since she loves it so much. She could use tech scraps to make her own hack-proof intranet and they could mention how their tech people can’t break in. Which tells us she’s smart enough to be completely self-reliant and able to beat the smartest government agents trying to figure out what she’s doing on it. In the trust building she does with Gundam-whose-name-I-forgot, she could finally admit what she’s doing on there and it’s something simple like recreating old school Microsoft games like minesweeper and solitaire and playing them. Her secrecy and just general techy prowess would make them more apprehensive about taking her on because what if she decides to betray humanity and work with Harlan, because that was the narrative spread by the media but not the whole truth so part of the plot-twist can still be there later. This is just off the top of my head, but I think it would’ve made the story more interesting. Also they could’ve made the battering ram scene a bit better if they only used their X-ray goggles at the door and THEN were caught off-guard by the bomb. I already believed they were there for a particular target I didn’t need them to justify it with kinda shitty infrared effects. Neat video can’t wait for part two, although ease up on the r-slur there my man. Anyway, happy pride!

@Stark-Cinema

2 ай бұрын

If I’ll be dead honest, where I live, nobody bats an eye with this R “slur” - so I apologize! I censored it mostly for the algorithm only & because I know it triggers certain people. It’s not something I personally worry about too much if I’ll be honest. I understand if you don’t end up liking my channel because of it, that’s a personal preference 🥂 I may use it here and there to add a punch when something is mind bogglingly stupid, but I am not using it with a bigoted spirit. I’m not that kinda guy. That being said I do only use it pretty sparingly for emphasis. Sorry if I offended you. Maybe you’ll help change my mind on it 😂 BUT - Truly, thanks for the comment!! It was a really fantastic read & made my day seeing the enthusiasm Cheers friend 🥂❤️

@muwuriel8231

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema Oh yeah I totally get living around people that throw words around like it’s nothing. It’s happened to me too. Recently I found out people still call Romani the g-word even though the community has internationally recognised it a slur for like 53 years. The thing about the r-slur is that it’s the ableist equivalent of calling someone/something gay. It’s cringe, and there’s better alternatives. The long of it is that it’s a pejorative. Pejoratives can be a means of dehumanising minority groups, which lead to institutional, medical or social prejudices. Dehumanisation being one of the 10 stages of genocide as outlined by Gregory Stanton. Making minorities out to be “less than” to the general population makes it easier to harm them. Which is why severely mentally and physically disabled people, as well as those perceived to have disabilities, were targeted because of Nazi beliefs that disabled people were a burden both to society and to the state. And because of this they carried out a programme of ‘euthanasia’, known as the T4 programme. It is estimated that close to 250,000 disabled people were murdered, and 360,000 individuals were subjected to forced sterilisation under the Nazi regime. Now, Hans Asperger, who was the namesake for ASD, was reported to have used harsh and violent language towards his victims, which included the 2 year old Herta that he sent to a clinic that participated in this programme. This dehumanisation was so unfortunately successful that an actual doctor would send a kid (and likely countless others) out to be murdered because he didn’t see her as worthy of helping. He undoubtedly was not the only one to use cruel language against disabled people at the time. That many people don’t magically disappear. People fell for these propaganda campaigns and ratted a lot of them out, like they did with a lot of other groups at the time. That’s the most egregious example of how harmful institutional ableism can get but as recent as 2018, a Kenyan mother recounted how her grandmother would recount ways for her to kill her son who had been born with Down Syndrome to her face. And that’s just one of the cases that was reported on. Countless disabled children still unfortunately get killed because dehumanisation still persists. Casually throwing around slurs makes ableism and general bigotry more common and openly accepted. You should (or maybe shouldn’t) see some of the horrid things mothers of autistic kids say online to often hundreds and thousands of likes and comments validating each other’s ableism. But the most pertinent thing is that, as a creator you are responsible for what you tell your audience. You censored it but you still said it so impressionable audience members fill in the blanks and what they may take from it is that it’s okay to say, at least in private. Or even that they shouldn’t say anything when a friend uses it because it’s “not a big deal because a content creator I respect says it”. And what disabled audience members take from it is that this isn’t a safe place for us. In fact even as a person irl, you should make people feel uncomfortable for saying it around you. If it doesn’t get challenged, nothing changes. And finally to answer your question, lightning doesn’t jump around like that but there is a phenomenon called “side splash” where if you’re standing under a tree that gets hit by lightning, the current can jump from the tree to you. I assume they added the jumping to put emphasis on how much more alien and hostile that planet is compared to earth. (If you couldn’t tell I like to yap haha)

@pearlosibu

Ай бұрын

What is the r-slur?

can’t wait for part 2! you have a great way of telling the story and critiquing.

I am forgetting this movie as fast as every sentence leaves your mouth. Frankly, it's kind of impressive.

Commenting and liking to satiate the endless hunger of the algorithm.

@sarahb6570

2 ай бұрын

Replying for the same reason ❤

Have you watched HUMANS, with Genna Chan? Murderous AI robot in every household, but done much better.

I love how the most advanced robot in the world looks like it was developed in the equivalent of a garage workshop, by a single person and the daughter is just allowed access as if it was her entering her bedroom.. I've worked at a large smartphone maker and the safety and clean room protocols i had to go through...for a smartphone in development was ridiculous.

This is so well done!! Great sense of quality and taste

I called every scene of this movie before they happened. Every scene.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

EVEN THE RANDOM SPACE TORNADO

“I’m an a-hole, sue me.” Hahahaha thx for the laughs

I worked on the head! One artist of many. Thank you for your kind words. This year has been really tough for vfx artist.

Harlan was working at a KFC when his programming went bad and he started his killing spree by beating the customers with raw whole chickens.

You're good, you're a talented critic

Thank you for teaching me about YTP in 2024 💀 The algorithm brought you to Nairobi! Kudos 👏🏾

Hold up now… Although Banks was not in the room when the coffee machine spazzed out, Atlas did say she wanted a coffee when Banks was in the room. Which is how he knew to communicate the request to Zoe so she could prep the coffee. 33:33

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Ahhh damn I missed that

@j.w.1295

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema No worries at all! I had to go back and look too. Thank you for posting awesome work! 👏

Holy sht this dude is so funny 😂

Netflix is getting desperate. I cancelled an 8yr account when they added ad tier and jacked it to 17$ a month so you’d get ads. I decide it’s been long enough so I bought a month to catch up. Canceled after one month. They continued to try to charge me to renew every other day for 3 weeks. So after my 4th time cancelling this time I finally got a confirmation that they were sorry to see me go. Never again. If I get Netflix it will be with a Netflix gift card.

So refreshing. A video hating on a popcorn silly movie. Very well deserved though. The fact that Jenny isn't actually from the block Doomed this movie. It was very bad timing on Netflix part. It's funny how they guy sounds almost ashamed of sayiing something about the movie was good. It was so bad guy has to retell us the whole movie with commentary. Almost as if he liked the movie.

Had to subscribe this is the best haha.

Great channel, congrats

After the scene with the AI and the EMP, I turned off the movie and went straight to yt for a review. Your review is spot on and so much better than the movie.

This was suggested to me. Glad I watched. New subcriber🎉

5:50 We live in a world where experts are often ignored over several issues, where we just had a pandemic where most countries had no plans or were unable to start them anywhere correctly. Finally, this show was made by a country where it's estimated that there are more civilian owned firearms than there is people living there. The way the movie show the government as not ready to take care of this problem and with households that own dangerous machines is probably the most realistic part of the story.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Movie still ass but thanks for the insight

@Mangaka-ml6xo

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema My pleasure! I've found you out only two or three days ago, been enjoying your videos quite a lot, keep up the good work!

This made me laugh so hard I need part two so bad

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Part two coming soon I had technical difficulties + life 😂🤦‍♂️

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

It’s actually edited, I just need to make a new intro for it because I had to split the original in half 💀

'I am not a seal team 6 member' HAHAHA subscribed!

Great video!

I liked this movie. Atlas is a must watch movie. Action packed

28 years later? What, jlulu is playing a 30 something character. C’mon granny.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Lmaooo

I watched this movie and had two thoughts: 1. You really want us to know how smart J-Lo is in this movie, despite the fact that she basically tried to doom civilization twice. Once is a fluke, twice is truly impressive. 2. Please stop with the chess metaphors!

6:00 wait don’t we also have the looming thread of AI above us while completely ignoring all of the experts and not preparing for it at all bc we don’t know how

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

WE DONT BUILD ROBOTS WITH BUZZSAWS IN THEIR THROATS AND PUT THEM IN HOUSEHOLDS WITH CHILDREN HOLY SHIT 😂

@BBB-to4cc

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema not yet stark cinema, not yet 😂

@BBB-to4cc

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema also love your channel, I’m trying to build a couple channels and it’s so damn hard, hope you’re hitting your goals ☺️

I’m here for the dinkleberries 😅

This is even worse than being forgotten, no one even knew it existed. Its not even a flash in the pan, its like one of those snapper fireworks you throw on the ground only in this case it was a dud of one of those snappers

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

LMAO

Now that you mentioned it, a 28 years later sequel and 28 hours later prequel would be amazing! Better than this crap that was made on a $100 million budget. 28 days later was made on a $8 million budget.

@Omni-Blast

Ай бұрын

Good news is......28 Years Later has been announced and is currently set to be released in 2025. 😊

i am watching and subbing in defiance of the you tube overlords lol

hooq the hell your video quality it too good you will reach millions 4sure

We need part 2 like now 😂

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Dropping it tomorrow if all goes well, I had tech difficulties / life stuff 🙏😩

@16:44-17:03 💯💯💯

him being called harlan is probably a reference to the author of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. i'll take "referencing a better story in your shit film to make it sound more profound" for £200 alex

Ohhh the buzzsaw in the throat gag?? That old chestnut ???

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Classic trope 💀🤓

So ...ANY magnet can disrupt the AI. Im not going to be afraid of a villain tha can be defeated by throwing fridge poetry at it.

NEVER SAW A SINGLE PIECE OF MARKETING FOR THIS ONE.

LFG 🎉

J Lo'S character Scratched an inch on my brain, that you ony get when working in Customer service every she spoke to the A. I.

You should consider other colors in your wardrobe besides shades of blue and white.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Blue, black, grey, beige, white. Sue me. ❤️❤️

Wait u only have 1.8k subs??? That cant be

I’m almost certain there is a “face back machine” joke in a movie or tv show, not sure.

What movie is this? Did this come out in theaters??

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

What movie is this??? My friend you HAVE to have some ears & eyes right?? Lmao - it’s called Atlas, only came out on Netflix. Cheers 🥂❤️😂

George lucas: "Faster. More intense!" Lesley H; "Slower... much slower. Less... intense."

AI rebels and flees to space? I think these dudes watched Battlestar Galactica and decided to rip off the plot.

Great work! Your voice reminds me of Valliant Renegade on KZread. You guys should do a collab 😀☺️

Summoning the algorithm. Here kitty kitty kitty …

43:04 feels like a rip off of titanfall

I watched half of this film 😂😂

Simu as a villain…

Great job .. just got or a sub buddy

We don’t care about a character being male or female, make them a decent character and we will be on board. Why is this so hard???

jlo is the worst. i had a dream the other night that id her see her face and it would ruin my day, and its insane it came true

I literally only watched this garbage movie for Lana Parrilla(Atlas’ Mother) and she only had like 3 scenes 😭 I want my mone…well I didn’t pay for it but I want my time back from J-Rot

Pacific rim(job)

Id explain it as that the tech was developed for the military but as all tech designdd amd paid for by the military it eventually trickled down to industry use and then civilian home use

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Bro. No way they are putting buzz-saw shooting ai in a household with children. Ain’t no way you’re defending this 😂

@thomasb7347

Ай бұрын

​@Stark-Cinema Just saw the scene and jesus, they couldn't have just made it be like.....a gear, even though gesrs would look silly in future robot but still

AI is revolting. 😏

I already lost all respect for the movie and movie maker when they try to convince me AI and robot is just regular person "acting not acting"

My favourite part is probably when JLo says they need to use the rocket booster thing for like 0.03 seconds (some stupidly short time), and then they proceed to use it for no less than a full second.

Ham-fisted

@Stark-Cinema

2 ай бұрын

Indeed 🐖

I mean you had some pretty good points but it seems like you were over analyzing the movie. I mean right now with all the Teslas and autonomous driving cars on the road on wrong code could kill thousands.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

this is the weakest / funniest argument I've ever seen bro -- much love for the comment, but holy shit you got me dying over here. Have a great day

Good review, I appreciate your ability to see this film's myriad flaws, but in the future, have a little more confidence in yourself. You don't need to preface or Suffix every statement with 'To Me' or, 'I Think', or 'That's just me.' Many things in Art ARE objectively good or bad. Also, 'Good' does not equal, 'Like' and 'Bad' does not equal 'Dislike'. I can't stand 'Gone with the Wind', but it IS a masterfully made film. I also adore 'Big Trouble in Little China', but how good of a film it actually is, is an entirely debatable point. Not being mean here, you did good, just know not everything is subjective opinion.

@Stark-Cinema

25 күн бұрын

Yea I guess I’m somewhat stupid for that but thanks for the comment

New drinking game. Drink Every time you say, We'll get to that. Man you will be Effed Up in the first 4 minutes. 😳

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

It’s probably like 4-5 times 😂 just trynna let you guys know I’ll pick up these threads instead of having it seem like I’m asking questions that make me seem uninformed 🥂🙏

J.Lo=terrible movie I'm glad I skipped this. I avoid her movies at all costs. Saves me a lot of time and money.

Titanfall 2 was superior in ever single way to this dreck 🤣 From story, to characters, to titan designs, to heck, even graphics. With the added bonus of not having to look an Jennifer Lopez pretending to act 😂

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

Funny thing is don’t even think she would be that bad in a better movie and a different role 😂 But funny comment 🙏👌

@DJGHOSH

Ай бұрын

@@Stark-Cinema nah, my man. She got lucky with portraying Selena way back when, but she is an aggressively mediocre actress (or singer), let alone an action star. This isn't saying much, as I think she is part of this new wave of has been older actors being shoved into action roles to try and be relevant again 🤣

Actually, she isn’t bad, she’s horrible actor 😂

@Stark-Cinema

2 ай бұрын

I’ve watched enough CW to know she’s above average but she’s no Oscar winner, she’s just ok but the script is ass

The Movie is just stupid.....

I liked this movie it was fine.

col reviews Luv from Portugal 🇵🇹 🥰

Totally on point with how lack lustred and non sensical this movie was. Took itself too serious and the main protagonist was just so unlikeable and the AI antagonists plan made no sense. Got to say though your overuse of small edits in your video is really distracting.

@Stark-Cinema

Ай бұрын

It’s the first time I’ve heard this, maybe I’ll try something different next time. I know a lot of other creators that do this and other people seem to be loving the video so I’m really torn.