"Football. Not this Madden Shit! Just plain-ass normal, every-day, no question about it, no N.F.L. no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish,no quarterback, dime back, nickle back, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal-clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word! It's motherfucking goddamn, sonsabitchen, fuck, Fuck, FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!! UNNGH!!!" Is now my favorite AVGN quote!

@claypot

10 жыл бұрын

I cry everytime.

@Apparentnoob

10 жыл бұрын

best quote of all time really

@jonathansanchez3946

10 жыл бұрын

Yes yes

@MK2396E

10 жыл бұрын

recently Angry Joe is pissed towards Madden 15, because of it's "new" features, such as tackling, defense, and many more.

@SpaceKraken101

10 жыл бұрын

Me too.

R.I.P. John Madden, he gave us Madden 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003

@doomguy2979

Жыл бұрын

Rip

@joedirtbag6662

Жыл бұрын

2004,2005,2006,2007.....3007,30008,400000,5000000

@Bond101Studios

Жыл бұрын

@@joedirtbag6662don't forget Madden (Null)

@leonmills

Жыл бұрын

Madden 100 B.C

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

11 ай бұрын

Madden 08

"No quarterback, dimeback, *Nickleback* " My brain: *"LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!"*

@que8109

2 жыл бұрын

It is something that makes me laugh

@Elias___

2 жыл бұрын

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 📈

@number1musichater430

2 ай бұрын

@@Elias___ Look at this giraffe.🦒

@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793

14 күн бұрын

​@@number1musichater430*ahem* GRAPH!

”Maybe, somehow, in our own ways, we’re all nerds”. All these years and that line still warms my heart so much

@sean8102

Ай бұрын

It is a very sweet line.

Honestly i don't see how crazed sports fans arent nerds. Remembering all those names, scores, scandels and player team transfers

@MrRenegadeshinobi

6 жыл бұрын

Cesar Gonzalez don't forget all the stats.

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

6 жыл бұрын

Yesterday's El Clasico was a 2-2 draw. For Barcelona, Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi scored. For Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale.

@ncrveteranranger3502

6 жыл бұрын

Heinz Doofenshmirtz ninja pie

@graphkid

5 жыл бұрын

Cesar Gonzalez and a lot of sports games require math for score and skill of players. So I agree HOW aren’t they nerds

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

I used to play Baseball and Football in Elementary, and now I'm one of the biggest nerds I know.

3:00 after all that speech... "aaaand it's one of the worst game I ever played in my life". Love this guy lol xD

@m4n0fsteel23

5 жыл бұрын

As blunt as an atom *BOMB*

@mooganify

5 жыл бұрын

yup, good set up

@hereaslions2765

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck fuck FUCKIN FOOTBALL

@jodeboyd8386

4 жыл бұрын

best over hype ever

@m4n0fsteel23

4 жыл бұрын

@@afinnishfishnet7366 *_BEEEEE SCHEVENTEEEN BAWMBER_*

Not sure why “this was before circles were invented.” Always gets me

@electrictroy2010

Жыл бұрын

The Atari ball sprite is only a single pixel (square). Very limited technology

@AtlasBlizzard

Жыл бұрын

It's a cool reference to his Pong Games episode, too!

@101Volts

Жыл бұрын

@@electrictroy2010 So, it's still before circles were invented... ... For video games.

“Football is the sport that makes people act like maniacs” That is true, my dad broke his foot on my toy cause he kicked it when the giants didn’t win the super bowl some time ago.

@AnisterStarlight

3 жыл бұрын

What do ya know. Football can be a drug in a way.

@RDA000

3 жыл бұрын

Mustve been a long time ago they won their last two superbowls

@rbikidportland

3 жыл бұрын

Must’ve been 2001 because that was the last time and the only time they lost a super bowl

@lucydavie7688

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the same for my dad but with hockey and when the jets lost in the playoffs last year he threw an ashtray at the tv and broke the screen it was a CRT tv too it was a heavy ashtray

@NinjaGodzilla

3 жыл бұрын

Small world

"Maybe, in our own ways, we're all nerds." - AVGN I agree with this statement so much :D

@zurithejackal9801

5 жыл бұрын

*insert Ninja Sex Party song "Danny Don't you Know"*

@pixelatedtr8878

5 жыл бұрын

NerdyRulerz ok

@riss0is

5 жыл бұрын

*Don't You Forget About Me starts playing* The Breakfast Club

@davisdoesgames6815

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too. Im a nerd for life.

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny how accepted being 'nerdy' is these days. I always like to think just how much of a hypocrite that guy who kicked other kid's asses for playing duh vidya gaems back in the 80's is, or for collecting pokemon cards in the 90's. These dumbfucks are probably playing COD while they wait on Pokemon GO right now.... XD Or drinking themselves blind while beating their children for not making varsity. Either case, they're pretty pathetic. >__>

“You’re a square, pushing a smaller square towards another *s q u e e e h* ”

@glassbottlemenacesyou8323

3 жыл бұрын

**insane lauhg**

@Creative_YT

17 күн бұрын

**insane luagh**

The Nerd's football rant is so relatable it makes it that much more hilarious. Easily one of the best episodes.

@louistournas120

9 ай бұрын

I don't understand why there are so many hockey games, football, soccer .. either.

@explodyz

6 ай бұрын

​@@louistournas120because people buy them every year even if they're garbag, they'd be throwing away money not releasing them yearly

"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway?!" I've said that so many times when I was searching for new games at the store. xD

@joshlight6892

2 жыл бұрын

I thought even nerds knew that.

@yoda908

2 жыл бұрын

I say that and then proceed to say oh wait; he's that gold medal figure skater just to get a rise out of people. We all live once so make it count. I have no regrets.

@rossfromfriends8468

2 жыл бұрын

@yabuturtle nice avatar :)

@InkoPeako

2 жыл бұрын

AEIOU

@Yabuturtle

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshlight6892 Apparently not the video game nerd. xD

7:37 "What is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch in the middle of a baseball field?" I died.

@user-eg1jn3cd2w

4 жыл бұрын

same😂😂

@wafflekingdor5376

4 жыл бұрын

Never knew James Rolfe knew a little bit of Pokémon when he made this video.

@crackerjack0349

4 жыл бұрын

Wafflekingdor better than Doug who insults it without giving it a try

@MikeSparksMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Such a great analogy!

@Macc_

3 жыл бұрын

I'd play that.

"as blunt as an atom BOMB" I don't know why that makes me laugh so much. I think it's the close up when he says "bomb".

@uranium54321

4 жыл бұрын

bEEEE sevenTEEN bOmBeRrrrr

RIP John Madden, who passed away today at the age of 85.

@ramrodbldm9876

14 күн бұрын

Rip goat

4:40 the man behind the slaughter

@BasedPureblood

2 жыл бұрын

I CANT UNHEAR IT. DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUEHEDUDUD

James has the right Fucking idea. Next time you play Madden with a friend, Just plop on a Sports Fan Helmet and when you get a Touchdown just Bum Rush the television and go fucking apeshit

@Soultail

7 жыл бұрын

Danny Caracciolo lol I've got to remember that one

@Noobie2k7

6 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened years ago when playing Fifa with my friend, my mate scored a goal pulled his t-shirt up over his head like you see players do sometimes and ran right into the corner of the open door and split his head open XD

@DaInvisibleNinja

6 жыл бұрын

Better yet, strip naked and run around the room. There's always gotta be a streaker

@sarcastic_slob

6 жыл бұрын

Now i need a friend.... And madden

"Get Metallica in there!" FINALLY!!! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW!!!

@PCGameNerd917

6 жыл бұрын

Just Michael Actually pop is dying to lack of innovation.Metal and rock are fine. Forget about hipster "indie rock" bands, nobody who is not on xanax like them.

@MrRenegadeshinobi

6 жыл бұрын

Collin Squires SLAYER!!!!

@Blinkster93

6 жыл бұрын

Iron maiden would be sweet or slayer.

@senpaicity3334

6 жыл бұрын

Collin Squires I feel him

@ABMTV01

6 жыл бұрын

Even though I’m not into that kind of music, It fits in a lot more than shitty pop songs. And I thought the super bowl was supposed to be intense.

9:35 Came here because of Pelé's passing

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

RIP Pelé

R.I.P. John Madden. Madden '91, Madden '92, Madden '93, Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003! All of the best games!

@mrhelitosis7564

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget 08

@LFCBinzy

2 жыл бұрын

What about 08 the objectively best one

@sambeezy007

2 жыл бұрын

Madden 06 and 10 for me

@henrybierman8431

Жыл бұрын

O yes. Totally original. Not complete copies of each other

3:00 that is probably James' best writing and performance

@richardomilos8686

4 жыл бұрын

Then the immortal video arrives.

@lonecom685

3 жыл бұрын

The best delivery in the series.

@kevinlefetz756

2 жыл бұрын

Best moment with the john madden thing. :')

@newpicnictime6264

2 жыл бұрын

I like that episode 200 references this moment

@skullkid692

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

3:01-3:35 is my favorite AVGN moment.

@Mr_Meatbox

5 жыл бұрын

As Frank as Frankenstein as blunt as an atom bomb

@Officialchristophermorris

5 жыл бұрын

No Quarterback, Dime-back, *NickelBack!*

@Pascoolism

5 жыл бұрын

Great Moment it is :)

@JACK101Star

5 жыл бұрын

Just plain ass, normal everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the refrees, pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNINBELISHED, UNMISTAKEABLE, CRYSTAL CLEAR, AS FRANK AS FRANKENSTEIN, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, ITS MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS OF BITCHES, FUCK FUCK FUCKING, *F O O T B A L L !*

@KidSnivy69

5 жыл бұрын

Annnnnnnd it's one of the worst games I've ever played.

"not named after the referee's pet gold fish" Damn 😂🤣😂🤣

watching this instead of the super bowl because this is actually something that interests me

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

4 жыл бұрын

2020 was still better than 2019. At least 2020 didn't make any promises to another fanbase that they couldn't fucking keep.

@scooterwearssocks

3 жыл бұрын

Heinz Doofenshmirtz This is the only instance someone’s said 2020 is a better year

@jackgold7340

3 жыл бұрын

@@scooterwearssocks Oh course it was dr. Doofenshmirtz

@electrictroy2010

Жыл бұрын

The last Super Bowl was very close. It kept me wondering who would win. (But I mainly watch for the million-dollar games.)

2:44 - 3:35 Most badass moment ever in AVGN history

@zombies4evadude24

5 жыл бұрын

Holy crap how did I get so many likes?!?!

@retrorecords5277

4 жыл бұрын

@@zombies4evadude24 no

@LoungeLizard_33

4 жыл бұрын

@@zombies4evadude24 72 likes is nothing, dude.

@kareemmasri3934

4 жыл бұрын

HWL Gaming it is if you don’t comment much

@zombies4evadude24

4 жыл бұрын

HWL Gaming I know. I have a comment with 617 likes but thank you.

"GET METALLICA IN THERE" FINALLY SOME ONE AGREES We should get some ZAO in there

@seanclark8643

5 жыл бұрын

No, Thats too low. We NEED DEATH METAL! THAT WILL SHOW THE REAL TESTOSTERONE OF THE FOOTBALL

@shaov.vreacts1339

5 жыл бұрын

Throw on some Party Cannon when you play man!!!

@956chino

5 жыл бұрын

*c o p i e d*

@ericliu2515

5 жыл бұрын

Should get DEICIDE in there, i want to watch those audiences reaction

@YogoBites

5 жыл бұрын

👌

This popped in my mind after hearing about John Madden’s death. RIP

4:08 my dad when his favorite football team wins

@nintendsoad

3 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing 😂

@Pokemonmaster150b

3 жыл бұрын

That's me when the 49ers win.

@theghostranger9964

3 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing lol

@lucydavie7688

3 жыл бұрын

When they lose he either chucks his beer bottle or a ashtray at the tv and that’s why I’m my family we have a completely different tv to watch it on that’s a CRT but he still managed to break the screen with a beer bottle last year

@xanderw7930

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too everybody's does

3:15 "no quarterback, no dimeback, no nickelback" I'm literally dying XD

@DaveWraptastic

4 жыл бұрын

You literally aren't

@colinmiller8824

4 жыл бұрын

*LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH*

@ICTOAUsername

4 жыл бұрын

No pennyback

@keithrichards8526

4 жыл бұрын

... Why? They're all football positions.

@RandomIgnorance

4 жыл бұрын

@@keithrichards8526 They were probably thinking Nickelback the band and didn't know nickel back is an actual football position.

9 years ago? Heh, only for a couple more weeks. Happy 10th anniversary to one of my personal faves of the series.

@loganstewart7105

Жыл бұрын

Today is the day! And it still says 9 years ago for me

@lizardguyNA

Жыл бұрын

@@loganstewart7105 Give it another day.

@loganstewart7105

Жыл бұрын

@@lizardguyNA ok now it say 10 years

@sebastiangorka200

Жыл бұрын

avgn actually started in 2005, even before youtube these are just higher-res reuploads

@lizardguyNA

Жыл бұрын

@@sebastiangorka200 Trust me, I know, I was just looking at this specific version's upload date.

This video came to my mind today after John Madden's passing. R.I.P.

Years later this is still the funniest episode of AVGN in my opinion

@hatsunemiku-fu8jg

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@AriochStarr

4 жыл бұрын

It's ironically one of my favourites considering I'm no where near athlete material or a sports enthusiast.

@seabassfillet4692

4 жыл бұрын

Seamen

@LunaticTheGame

4 жыл бұрын

@@dan78789 it's called an opinion

@wolfgangvan-uber6515

4 жыл бұрын

Together with Tiger Electronic Games I definitely agree!

Nerd: I know the story of the Legend of Zelda, and the secrets in the games Jock: I know the score of this one game, what happened to one of the players, and that one scandal. They’re both nerdy, in their own ways

@willdawg0053

3 жыл бұрын

AND MORE

@thetubbs99

Жыл бұрын

Me who's both

Came back here for John Madden. RIP 💔

4:08 one of the funniest moments ever cant ever stop laughing when I watch it 😂😂

I agree Metallica should be at the halftime show

@SuReLyUJeSt1

8 жыл бұрын

+Dillon Lord or Slayer \m/ 8^D

@WillEatForFood

8 жыл бұрын

Why not get the entire big 4 to play!? (Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax)

@chromawave6526

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@nicholsjoshua15

8 жыл бұрын

+Dillon Lord Mercy House or Poets of The Fall should do the next Super Bowl half time show.

@SuReLyUJeSt1

8 жыл бұрын

GWARRRRRRRRRR RULES!!! \m/

love watching James freak out over Madden

@djz3bra

7 жыл бұрын

ziljin you're everywhere...

@ziljin

7 жыл бұрын

Qcam2004 haha yep. I marathoned AGVN last month but stopped for some reason. marathoned the whole thing this month. and You Know What's Bullshit, and Board James. Love watching Cinemassacre videos. Guess next will be the movie reviews and casual Let's Plays. Godzillathon being my favorite for the movie reviews.

@ziljin

7 жыл бұрын

RYAN MEAH yep. someday I will have watched all of cinemassacre videos. but so far mostly watched James scripted videos.

@skunkman9815

7 жыл бұрын

ziljin me too its fuxking hilarious

@p.k.r8741

7 жыл бұрын

You mean Mike?

R.I.P. John Madden 12/28/21

2:22 I relate to this so much

"what is this, Geodude fighting Mr. Game'n'Watch in the middle of a baseball field?" why, yes, yes it is!

@isetmfriendsofire

6 жыл бұрын

I can't even believe he knew who Geodude is.

@gamegod6859

6 жыл бұрын

top 10 anime fights

This episode is a good example of what I really like about the nerd. I really enjoy the jokes but I also like that he is both over the top and very down to Earth.

@Colddirector

5 жыл бұрын

Him knocking over all his games and crushing that beer can against his head always makes me laugh.

9:35 He just died at 82, RIP Pelé

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians either, but by the entire footballing world.

RIP John Madden(1936-2021)

3:03 This whole scene is edited brilliantly. The quick cutting and whatnot add to the intensity.

This man is a delight. A national fucking treasure.

@DanTheStripe

9 жыл бұрын

Johnny Blaze He's not just a national treasure, he's a worldwide treasure.

@TheStubbyPencil

9 жыл бұрын

His humor and charisma will never die.

@Bauglir100

9 жыл бұрын

Johnny Blaze He's not just a treasure. He's a wonder of the world.

@ZatohRondohoon3227

8 жыл бұрын

Johnny Blaze You CANNOT Ignore The Face He Makes, One In 11:30!

@MactarJr

8 жыл бұрын

+Johnny Blaze hes not just a national fucking treasure, he's also a treasure fucking national

10 years later, this is still one of my favorite Avgn episodes. The Nerd's football rant still ranks up there

"Stomping around like les claypool or angus young" I don't know why but that analogy is hilarious to me

@FemboyCommie

3 жыл бұрын

I typed this with my nose

I don't even play video games, but this is the best channel I've ever discovered on KZread.

@andrewthedragon8609

7 жыл бұрын

Then you found a good find👍

@edch7516

7 жыл бұрын

james rolfe is cool, very knowledgeable and talented

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

7 жыл бұрын

You don't play vidya gayms? What planet are you from?

@thehuniebeedude

7 жыл бұрын

Horny Fruit Flies vidao geams

@santir2396

7 жыл бұрын

Horny Fruit Flies bideo goamz

7:37 pure gold. And the best thing is that he's absolutely right

RIP John Madden! Dang 2:00 hits differently now! He'll forever be part of NFL History

I think we can all agree that the best baseball game ever is OBVIOUSLY Ninja Baseball Batman.

@FreiTrain

7 жыл бұрын

Ninja Baseball Batman :)

@ilikethecokev2

7 жыл бұрын

Fixed

@kylereese5021

7 жыл бұрын

Ive never herd ov it.

@FreiTrain

7 жыл бұрын

Kyle Reese James made a video of it. Check it out!

@ZorotheGallade

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, the best baseball game ever has to be OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL!

3:02 one of my favorite Nerd moments.

@enazhyena3006

9 жыл бұрын

Lol yes XD

@Chords4803

9 жыл бұрын

Yep

@EtorChristie

9 жыл бұрын

***** i agree XD

@Zemium1994

8 жыл бұрын

i played it on 1.5 speed lollololol XD

@KenzoSSW

8 жыл бұрын

+Sly Cooper Damn them close ups.

RIP Pele and John Madden-sports legends.

I gotta say, this has to be the most wholesome ending to an AVGN episode I've ever seen.

@oliverbauschatz

5 ай бұрын

what about contra ep

3:00 - 3:35 is true art!

@MustraOrdo

6 жыл бұрын

Lizpaht should be a Super Bowl Comercial

@musabkhan6023

5 жыл бұрын

Somehow I know the speech back to front and love it ! :D

@graphkid

5 жыл бұрын

Best run on sentence ever! And that slam!

@SkeezyFlautist92

5 жыл бұрын

ive ruined many n64 cartridges doing that lol

Still a legendary video after 10 years.

2:01 This hits differently now

One of the ONLY times the Nerd or James Rolfe himself has made a Pokemon reference. I approve. Slightly.

@renandstimpyfreak672

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yes he did. And if you dig WAY DEEP into the past, two of James Rolfe's "Movie Quotes of the Week" were both from Pokemon: The Movie.

@boomzilla86

8 жыл бұрын

i wonder why. he must have played at least played red/blue. its one of nintendos biggest franchises. easily number 2 or 3. and its not like its new, it came out on gameboy while the n64 was still the most recent console. thats easily in retro gaming territory.

@randombullshit119

7 жыл бұрын

+Sam Diamond POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES

@renandstimpyfreak672

7 жыл бұрын

PokeFan 001 YEEEAAAAHHHHH

@PokemonHaloFan

7 жыл бұрын

As do I. I go crazy whenever anyone mentions Pokemon.

"Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's *MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL*!!!!!" - AVGN Sports, 2012

@44bigfreeze

6 жыл бұрын

"...And it's one of the worst games I've played in my life."

Here like everyone else after John Madden’s passing…

@cameroncole06

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

Tuning in after the passing of John Madden. RIP

1:56 The most true thing I have ever heard. A million thumbs for you, sir.

@DracoHandsome

9 жыл бұрын

Metallica has an excellent business strategy: Their fans are all deaf by now so they don't notice how shitty their music is

@dickkickem

9 жыл бұрын

DracoHandsome Please learn to respect other peoples' music opinions.

@DracoHandsome

9 жыл бұрын

SuperMarioWorld91 I do; Metallica isn't music

@Totallynotkyubey

9 жыл бұрын

DracoHandsome What a clear demonstration that you don't respect jack shit.

@AdvendieYuGiOh

9 жыл бұрын

From what anime is your picture from?

3:18 this should be the new intro to Monday Night Football

@rogeliomeza4314

7 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH!

@shoptemtemflake4113

7 жыл бұрын

Tremz Hoi! 3:15 ROFLMFAO

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf, you can't even leave THE FUCKING NERD alone?

@FloppyDisk893

6 жыл бұрын

Everywhere you go, Football Football Football!

@cprinc4515

6 жыл бұрын

Yeeaaahhh,you are right...it will make sense.

“I’d say play this...or the latest Madden.” Knowing that this episode came out the same year as Madden 13, I’d say James just made a cardinal sin of a suggestion.

9:35 Hits different now RIP Pele

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

He will be missed. By the whole footballing world.

"Not named after the referee's pet goldfish", funniest line in the video. I died.

@pinaycutie9583

4 жыл бұрын

I played that card for no clear reason, not even i know

It's football island. In other words, Hell. I couldn't agree more

@metalpaladin1486

5 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure hell is in michigan

@101Volts

5 жыл бұрын

That far? We have a Route 666 in Pennsylvania and yes, I drove on it. Funny there's this tiny town called "Endeavor" near the western end of it.

@jessemess7598

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Lucas lol

@traderaptor9643

5 жыл бұрын

Cleveland

@lunaurum3515

5 жыл бұрын

I've been to hell recently. Only a few miles from my school.

4:04 one of the funniest moments ever, i keep coming back for that lol

R.I.P John Madden. Each year he got his name etched into a game.

"what the hell's different this time?!" is he talking about angry birds?

@FurbyMan

9 жыл бұрын

***** CoD works too.

@Th0mmy11

9 жыл бұрын

Furby Man Or every MOBA game ever?

@GreenChillZone

9 жыл бұрын

Furby Man Or Pokemon?

@GreenChillZone

9 жыл бұрын

But the gameplay barely changes. I don't know how people can stand it game after game.

@GreenChillZone

9 жыл бұрын

I guess, but at least those don't come out as on game for the price of two or three.

1:06 Look carefully and you’ll see the LJN logo

@aaetyewfg

3 жыл бұрын

i found you

After this halftime show, I couldn’t agree more. Get METALLICA!

@jaythesilverwolf777

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED!!!

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

They would steal the show too much - they need the halftime show to get people's testosterone down as low as possible for the second half (explains the acts in my headcanon)

@bluerose-vx9ic

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

"Stompin' around like Les Claypool" killed me lol

Maybe the reason NES Golf was so popular was because Atari's golf games were so atrocious that NES Golf seemed cutting-edge in comparison

@Bauglir100

7 жыл бұрын

Or because Mario was in it. Well, it IS Mario if you ask an American. In Japan, it's some other guy named Ossan.

@Deep_wolf

7 жыл бұрын

Ossan = Uncle.

@poiuytrewq11422

6 жыл бұрын

Deep_wolf Mario is the uncle of every Japanese person. Duh.

4:08 TOUCHDOWN! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! *attacks camera like a psycho* AAAAHHHHHH!

@111boy9

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@yousefhabebe1403

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

@shaylenedbrown6743

4 жыл бұрын

When Banjo gets in smash

@k-boi420

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

@logancook5261

4 жыл бұрын

my mom in a nutshell

RIP Pele and John Madden

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

Now we've lost two sporting legends mentioned in the video. And that's terrible.

@ChosenMii

Жыл бұрын

@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 And this episode came out 10 YEARS AGO

2:00 this scene now hits so differently with John Madden dead

"Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word, it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitchin, fuck fuck fucking football!" -AVGN, 2012

@gengarzilla1685

4 жыл бұрын

"aaand it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."

This episode propably has the best AVGN ranting ever.

R.I.P. John Madden

For an 8 year old video, the resolution has held up so well. One of my favorite AVGN videos, I remember when this one came out

In the spirit of your chronologically confused video, you gotta admit the Madden series is pretty consistent.

@that_deadeyegamer7920

4 жыл бұрын

There isn't much to do in order to be consistent.

@Keithustus

4 жыл бұрын

But every game is released a year too early by name.

@MikehMike01

4 жыл бұрын

Except madden 25

@Sovietghostdivision

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same game every year.

@carteruhls3418

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sovietghostdivision It's as much of the same game as all of the different Pokémon games and other similar franchies. Clearly you've never really played them

4:08 best moment ever XD

@courtemanche437

9 жыл бұрын

Hank Wimbleton TOUCHDOWN!!! *goes apeshit*

@KindredT7

8 жыл бұрын

+ProJirard the Finishist this is my PICTURE ON KZread *YEEEAAAAH*

@mappergrapper2511

8 жыл бұрын

+ProJirard the Finishist ye btw good profile pic

7:30 the sun looks more like pac-man than the actual atari pac-man

Rip John Madden edit: I love how a lot of us came here to post his sad death this quickly. There are gamers out there who enjoy the game of football

@omegarugal9283

Жыл бұрын

rip pele too

I almost died at 7:36 when you said “what is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game and Watch on a Baseball field” 😆 man I freaking love your videos.

"Football, don't even get me started!"

@danteeAus

5 жыл бұрын

1:27

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

And yet we got him started at 2:03

RIP John Madden, i wish Nerd know about you now

"As blunt as an atom BOMB!!!" Man avgn holds up

the outtakes on the "Madden Madden Madden" scene must be fun.

@joehanson1187

5 жыл бұрын

@Brian The Explorer nah fam, John madden Is still alive

@joehanson1187

5 жыл бұрын

@Brian The Explorer yeah I see why one would think that, he's pretty darn old so its no stretch to think that

2:22-2:45 best shit I've seen on an avgn episode

@SailorWhyachi

5 жыл бұрын

Debatable. AVGN episodes always have good quotes

@getthepercs6094

5 жыл бұрын

FUCKIN MANIACS *smashing* GWUAAAH

@killaskrilla5320

5 жыл бұрын

Thats a fucking speech!

@slcc5005

5 жыл бұрын

"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway!?!"

@disorder1111

5 жыл бұрын

It starts at 2:00 already. I love the Madden part.

John Madden passed away today RIP

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

And now we have lost yet another sporting legend mentioned in the video. Namely, Brazilian football legend Pelé.

In memory of John Madden.

"I love that you're dribbling a square ball... yeah this was before circles were invented" James' low-key jokes are the best

Named after the referees pet goldfish. I'm dead

@lampoilropebombs0640

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the pet goldfish of the referee is called Madden

@blob5907

4 жыл бұрын

good

R.I.P Pelé 9:35

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians, but by the entire footballing world.

7:37 "What is this, Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch in the middle of a Baseball field?" 🤣🤣🤣

He forgot madden 2004, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, and. . . 25. . . Yeah. 25.

@ZackExplorer28

10 жыл бұрын

?

@mokurenlily

10 жыл бұрын

25th anniversy! lets name it MADDEN 25! GREAT IDEA!

@LordPichuPal

10 жыл бұрын

I still can only wonder what the hell they plan on doing when the real Madden 25 comes up, numerically after Madden 24. Because I can't foresee a reason they'd stop making the games in the next 11 or 12 years unless football goes extinct.

@hioeo

10 жыл бұрын

***** apparently they're just gonna number on from there. so 2014 is madden '26, 15 is '27 and so on. fucking stupid, but they're all the same anyway, so who what ever. right?

@hioeo

10 жыл бұрын

***** oh math. . . i fucking hate it.

"Football, DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!" LOL idk why but that part is hilarious cause its so true

Anyone else here after hearing of John Madden's death?