This is the Fanfiction idea of almost every harem world in Wattpad.

@LUFFYBRAWL

Жыл бұрын

*no replies? *

@atlantis8221

Жыл бұрын

@@LUFFYBRAWL *no bitches?*

@oraoffice9562

Жыл бұрын

They spent all their budget hiring blonde and brunette extras.

@makotohanazawa6560

Жыл бұрын

i thought this was a offworld porn from the 90s

@MrKhankab

Жыл бұрын

@@oraoffice9562 $ well spent. I don't think people were expecting a plot from the synopsis of this film

1:48 "He covertly sneaks inside" Adam: *Walks through the front door*

@steadyteddy2552

Жыл бұрын

😂I noticed that 😂

@abhaynayak1238

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@theloneranger8725

9 ай бұрын

This is what happens when you take Dramatic Writing 101 in college.

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

2 ай бұрын

poor narrator has to inject some suspense into the KG level plot. literally.

@Bemoon11

Ай бұрын

😭🤣

This recap is a better tale than what I imagine actually watching this would be

@chinedukeshi7282

Жыл бұрын

The plot is simply horrible

@TheDuckman02050

Жыл бұрын

I can spare 10 mins laughing at these, wouldn't watch the whole thing tho

@visitante-pc5zc

Жыл бұрын

We need flat earth movies, bro

@keitaro3660

Жыл бұрын

yea, the movie seems boring. and the visual is crap. i definitely won't watch this. even i find the recap a bit boring tbh. i just skipped to the ending

@lucone2937

10 ай бұрын

Well, at least Queen Sumuru has some nice outifts for a male gaze.

"Wow, I guess they're not talking about Earth after all." 🤣🤣🤣 that caught me off guard

@syosspalm8505

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@theadventureinsider

Жыл бұрын

he's got a point 😂

@teesmedia1

Жыл бұрын

I laughed at these comment🤣🤣

@cenifh

10 ай бұрын

i laughed so hard lol

@strannick2212

5 ай бұрын

No gender no religion. Sounds like earth to me

i have no idea how mystery recapped can find the goofiest movie ever and im in for it

@sulwhale3171

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@izwanizi

Жыл бұрын

Snu snu planet...

@Clukay404

Жыл бұрын

Probably IMDB lowest rated movie

@durapider5046

Жыл бұрын

Fuck Imdb. Fucking hate that rating site. It has no soul and understanding for movies.

@MarkJones-gt2qd

7 ай бұрын

This film clearly lacked a decent orgy scene.

Wow, thank-you for saving us from these horrible movies.

@porter0311

Жыл бұрын

This had to have been done when Michael Shanks was on Hiatus from Stargate. No wonder why he was gone only 1 year.

@ymysteryrecapshow

Жыл бұрын

A planet where women represent the kingdom of bees, this movie is influenced by feminism hhhhhh

@davidhawkins3031

Жыл бұрын

John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!

@davidhawkins3031

Жыл бұрын

@@ymysteryrecapshow John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!

@davidhawkins3031

Жыл бұрын

@@porter0311 John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!

This recaps are indeed a blessing. We don't need to spend so much time wasting a movie like this

@tomwhone9804

Жыл бұрын

For some reason this movie performed well for the 11-13 y/o male demographic.

@bumba5897

Жыл бұрын

@@tomwhone9804 no surprises there

@user-Ados-amerika

6 ай бұрын

Who's a dirty job to help breed with women

@ezecskornfan

5 ай бұрын

@@tomwhone9804really? I wonder why...

@tisisajay

5 ай бұрын

@@tomwhone9804 Do we even have to ask why?

"at the end of the day men and guns have their way hell yeah brother amen" i fucking died when you said this

@waefawawrgaw2835

Жыл бұрын

Men moment.

@waefawawrgaw2835

Жыл бұрын

always resorting to violence and SA

@syosspalm8505

Жыл бұрын

😂

@jaajoo1660

Жыл бұрын

@@waefawawrgaw2835 🤡

@vidurasankalpa

Жыл бұрын

@@waefawawrgaw2835 1 bullet is enough 🤣

I don't know if this movie won any awards, but it certainly had some Golden Globes.

@lalitpardhi1705

Жыл бұрын

😂

@genehunsinger3981

Жыл бұрын

It did have some "ample nacelles".

@jadebunny8111

Жыл бұрын

Golden Balls maybe....

@RamonRodriguez-hq7vn

Жыл бұрын

What's the name of this movie ?

@genehunsinger3981

Жыл бұрын

@@RamonRodriguez-hq7vn BOUNCING space "TEETS"

And when he got home he told everyone about the aliens but they didn't believe him, until the Stargate project grabbed him to help with their device.

@margaretgarana911

Жыл бұрын

Holy crud is that the actor from Stargate???

@pr1m3vil3

Жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha

@fabulousprofound

Жыл бұрын

Michael Shanks 👍

@lonniebeal6032

Жыл бұрын

@Pounietah K. Fottragis Not enough food or water...

"futuristic syringe" got me rolling on the floor, it's a syringe used for cattle (pistol grip syringe).

@goldbyrd3667

Жыл бұрын

Damn cowpoke I always knew they were messing with some alien shit

@miriamllamas224

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"I am an astronaut lady not a simp" respect ×100

@dudeonyoutube

7 ай бұрын

Hipster dude identifies as a lady?

Wow I can’t believe that there whole civilization is only about 500 people and half of them r slaves. And that they all gathered around the same place at the same time

@TopDek4Jesus

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe that they just blasted off to Earth at the end with 500 people without bringing any food or water.

@The_Gory

Жыл бұрын

@@TopDek4Jesus there's KFC in the space

@bahattarhoor678

Жыл бұрын

@A R" weaker " You mean women💀

@zayedbiniqbal2797

Жыл бұрын

And men are slaves!! What a joke!!

@tunggulsilaban4355

Жыл бұрын

@@TopDek4Jesus Perhaps the purpose for bringing 500 people is for cannibalism process along the journey? 😁

"at the end of the day men and guns have their way" 😂

@peachbacon9008

Жыл бұрын

"We have teached them bois"

@LuluGen689

Жыл бұрын

No they don't every time and they shouldn't either

@Jinxlinx

Жыл бұрын

​@@LuluGen689 r/woosh

@sticko3993

Жыл бұрын

Les go

@xap95

Жыл бұрын

@@Jinxlinx I felt that woosh from the other side of the world XDDDD

Hold on.... 0:01 "in the year 2,800" 4:25 People were sent from Earth to Antaries 1,000 years back Let me get out my slide rule and calculator.... So, we had interstellar and terraforming technologies in the 1,800's and nobody told me?

@cameronbachman8161

Жыл бұрын

You fool. It's a movie about women dominating men, none of it makes sense

@_FABIO_

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@1mol831

Жыл бұрын

Shitty plot writing indeed. Unless we do time dilation or something….

@kazi_the_wood_fire

Жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 yes

@cineroustit

Жыл бұрын

Its 27000 if you know maths :/

Great narration! Loved the snarky but appropriate commentaries. Thanks for the terrific recap!

Impressive that a ship sitting in the desert for 1000 years can still fly. Now did they make sure they has enough food for the trip back to earth?

@calvin659

Жыл бұрын

10:52 The food transporting itself onto the ship.

@palmtreewhisperer

Жыл бұрын

If they find a wormhole maybe they can make it there in a few days 🤔 but also they never mentioned water at any point 😆

@themovingaveragetma2642

Жыл бұрын

Bro. Stoping looking for logic in movies

@scottys1423

Жыл бұрын

@@themovingaveragetma2642 Its what I do.

@YSFmemories

Жыл бұрын

i mean, wasn't that why they went back to pick up the rest of the people? for food?

It’s a shame they didn’t show the planet blowing up 👍👍

@rockmyworldmusic

Жыл бұрын

They shouldn't go back to Earth. They should find another suitable planet and just start over themselves. Why go be a plain old astronaut when you can be a king!

@eekplayz830

Жыл бұрын

Ty for the spoiler

@grantgaston8360

Жыл бұрын

@@eekplayz830 why are you looking at the comments before you finish the video that’s entirely your fault 💀💀💀

@trapgangbeatz2083

Жыл бұрын

@@rockmyworldmusic too much work

@taffythegreat1986

Жыл бұрын

@@rockmyworldmusic wanting to be king is the start of tyranny 😂

This looks like an excellent plot for an adult film

@eromalandersson5716

Жыл бұрын

All these actresses and actors look like they are.

@yesyesyesyes1600

7 ай бұрын

If you can imagine it - it exists 😁

@c.a.willemsz573

5 ай бұрын

They leave planet Antares with 500 people. They arrive on earth with 500 people, a lot of babies and a full grown dog 😉

@bobmam784

2 ай бұрын

What is it Rule 36 or something like that.

I read a story like this over on Literotica (a dystopian world where men are considered “bulls” & used mainly for fertility purposes), but the methods spoken about were just so bizarre I nearly PMSL reading it! I can’t even describe it here, because it’s so vulgar, I’ll just lose my mind all over again! 😂

@ackshayshukla

Жыл бұрын

I thought literotica died ages ago.

@TheKingTywinLannister

Жыл бұрын

@@ackshayshukla no. It never dies. As long as there’s men in this planet. 😅😂

@ackshayshukla

Жыл бұрын

@@TheKingTywinLannister will pass on this info to my countrymen now. They need it.

@TheKingTywinLannister

Жыл бұрын

@@ackshayshukla please do. This is high priority mission

@ackshayshukla

Жыл бұрын

@@TheKingTywinLannister aye aye captain.

Finally a planet where I could escape my financial debt.

@TheKingTywinLannister

Жыл бұрын

It’s debt or slavery. There’s no other way. 😅

@kevinethan5751

Жыл бұрын

@@TheKingTywinLannister 🤣😂😅

@diamondgirls6541

Жыл бұрын

@@TheKingTywinLannister i would chose slavery for this one.

@theorangeoof926

Жыл бұрын

@@diamondgirls6541 Debt is just a clever (and perhaps more friendly) way of slavery in the end.

The plot and bikini-clad women screams 1970s-1980s, but the main 2 guys hairstyles (and goatee) screams 2003.

@denzelnwonye1060

Жыл бұрын

Smash mouth 🤣🤣

@yesyesyesyes1600

7 ай бұрын

It's a remake of an adventure story. Queen of Saba or something like that ...

@shiptj01

8 күн бұрын

The best of both eras.

man the dog flapping its ears and running away is the cutest thing

They made sure the puppy got saved. No matter what the quality of the acting was in the movie, its good in my book because of the dog.

@andrewluchsinger

Жыл бұрын

There was a nice collection of puppies in that movie.

@brownehawk7744

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewluchsinger True that man, that looked like one of those crappy movies you stay up late to watch as a kid just for a chance to see a boob.

@hd-xc2lz

28 күн бұрын

Conversation while viewing dailys, "We need more puppy. How many more times must I remind you people?"

That dialogue-"I guess they are not talking about Earth after all." tells how much ironical is the preceding sentence.

@theadventureinsider

Жыл бұрын

he's got a point 😂

Adam narrates how Adam saved a world

@nointernet2649

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@insight7791

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Dove, Will and the dog is such a sad side story and it's sad that it wasn't given much attention.

I just love your narrator skills of these shows and movies.

Do the movie “ my stepmother is an alien” please

@BananaManIsNotMe

Жыл бұрын

Bruh ☝️ 👊👈🤞✊✊

@justaguywithrandommustache797

Жыл бұрын

@Daredevil ofc my boi

In the beginning they said a massive earthquake when in fact it was a Antaresquake

@diwakarisonyoutube

Жыл бұрын

Lmao nice one 😂

@Rin_Chawngthu

Жыл бұрын

Pfft

"Ohh i guess they are not talking aboht earth after all" Best line ever 😂

Your humor for this videos is classic 😂😂😅✌️

Every teenage boy’s fantasy.

@garethmurray5901

Жыл бұрын

Unless they like men.

@someperson4865

Жыл бұрын

Not me. my fantasy is getting 100,000 v bucks on fortnite

@cheeseburger2995

Жыл бұрын

agreed

@AbominableNation

Жыл бұрын

@@someperson4865 w

@Cometdied

Жыл бұрын

​@@someperson4865 who asked

“At the end of the day, men and guns have their way. Hell yeah, amen brother” I love this quote 😅😅😅

Your explanation for this movie is Beyond good

I wrote this movie - thanks for the recap. A perfect birthday gift!

@rishtsakhiba

Жыл бұрын

Really?

Most amazing fact - they understand humans language😂

@zecond5750

Жыл бұрын

They were descents from earth so

@Kcaedenn

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but at the same time, language changes a lot. I mean, look at the Canterbury tales from 1387-1400 ad. It’s only about 620 year as ago and the English is so funky.

@zebwiz1900

Жыл бұрын

@@Kcaedenn alot of sci-fi skip over this detail. Just look at Stargate or MCU.

@fmac6441

Жыл бұрын

@@zebwiz1900 Exactly, sometimes it worth to the development of the story to ignore the communication problem in order to advance the plot.

@Kcaedenn

Жыл бұрын

@@zebwiz1900 I agree

Mystery recapped never fails to entertain

@darkuchiha2.092

Жыл бұрын

FAX

@framework333

Жыл бұрын

​@@darkuchiha2.092 You are, Dahk uchayhaw :3

If they were terraforming this planet 1000 years ago, that means humans were interstellar travellers before we invented the automobile

@micahbyers1957

Жыл бұрын

Probably set super far in the future. Thousands of years from now. Idk. I didn’t watch the movie

@MrKhankab

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if they set the movie in present time. Could have been in a distant future. You also have to take into consideration the effects of time dilation when traveling at high speeds.

@muslimcyberarmybangladeshm2884

Жыл бұрын

This movie said that time is 2800 not 2022!

@arifadnan3224

Жыл бұрын

@@muslimcyberarmybangladeshm2884 So 1000 years before that is 1800, way before we invented the automobile

@scottys1423

Жыл бұрын

The Illuminati have always had advanced alien tech.

The graphics on that spaceship in the atmosphere landing was insane! Has anyone told James Cameron about this??

love how mystery recapped goes from genuinely quality movies to this

@sbalogh53

Жыл бұрын

Rated 3.6/10 on IMDB. 😂😂

"I am a astronaut lady, Not a simp" What a chad.

Snake animations at 11:00 are great. couldnt hold my tears back

Imagine being left out of the spaceship and seeing it go, while your there standing, waiting for your doom

This a lost Stargate episode? 😂

I keep expecting Jack O'Neill from Stargate to appear with Teal'c and go "Danny boy, you dog you"

"He covertly sneaks inside...." by walking right up to the entrance and going inside 🤣

Bro all the craziness and I'm only glad that the dog was saved.

@yagskie1984

Жыл бұрын

It's their food for travel

At the end of the day men and guns have their way hell yeah brother amen had me laughing so hard you have never said them words in your life before have you? LOL you crack me up sometimes

Thanks watching these painful movies for us and saved our time.

This would’ve been 10000000x better if you ended with “the spaceship then blasts off to a place where sex, race, and religion are not discriminated against”

"Oh, I guess they're not talking about Earth after all." ROFLMAO. 😐

@hackman669

Жыл бұрын

Earth 2?

I want you to be my history teacher... Mabye then i can understand stuff

@garethmurray5901

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather have beautiful Professor Tim Wilson.

@Tempad12

Жыл бұрын

that would be good

@YoMamaDeezNuts945

Жыл бұрын

We all want him as out history teacher

@dekisugihidetoshi9397

Жыл бұрын

Naughty America

@Shenjow6

Жыл бұрын

If he was a teacher I would've cared about my classes years ago

I like the way you said "hell yeah" 🤣🤣🤣

Oh guess they aren't talking about Earth at all Lol best lines I've ever heard

9:41 wasn’t expecting him to say something like this

@Nesper_z

Жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@some1nice69

20 күн бұрын

The way he said it too 😂😂😂

It’s crazy how so many different stories sound exactly like this one, I feel like I’ve seen this concept used so many times before.

@hopetonmclean7057

Жыл бұрын

What is ur plan

@paulhewak499

Жыл бұрын

...yeah, it's pieced together with old Battlestar Galactica sub-plots, n' shit...

@I_Eat_Lemons

Жыл бұрын

Ugh

@rickoshay5525

5 ай бұрын

And they always screw up the story by introducing extra men that the plot did not need and a stupid child that is an unnecessary and unwanted liability. 🙄 The original promise of these stories is that it's one man and a bunch of hot women but the stories are always bait and switch. 😩

9:40 got me good 🤣

I'm just glad we can all agree that all engines or means thrust on a plane or spaceship are called propellers.

9:40 best quote out there

9:41 This part made me crack up hella hard

@russelljohnson1030

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah amen brother

Amazing how everything is pretty much in pristine condition after a 1000 years, even the cloths on that skeleton that died 900 years ago. I imagine the seals on the the space ship were all fully intact before launching again after 1000 years. Especially since there's oxygen on that planet but oxidizing just isn't a thing there.

@joegibson3916

9 ай бұрын

It's not a documentary, release your imagination. You might have fun.😅

@robertkarp2070

9 ай бұрын

@@joegibson3916 I have plenty of fun, just like i have fun criticizing the details. I'm having fun with it.

Have you done the movie the most dangerous game? the one where the guy gets hunted? if you didn't do it could you do that movie? I'd be happy if you did that movie!

I love this movie recap😘🥰

This movie is an inspiration for Sir Christopher Nolan and he decided to make Interstellar after watching this

Nice vid 👍

the big cobra doesnt mean to harm them it just wanted to get inside he doesnt wanna die lmao

This movie is very important and very symbolic about Earth's and humans ancient history and past

Thanks for cutting this movie down to something i could stomach. 😁

"..Amen, Brother." 🤣 Curious about how would they feed themselves, Cannibalism ?

Explorers from Earth finding a planet full of humans with a primitive culture, who worship a serpent god and sometimes have tattoos on their foreheads? And Michael Shanks as the lead? You can NOT convince me that this isn't someone's Stargate SG-1 fanfic!

One of the best movie 🍿 surely it won some Oscars and golden globes

@umangagarwal446

Жыл бұрын

What's the name of this movie

what is the name of this movie, and when was it released?

Great actors. Nice concept, decently executed.

at the end of the day Men and Guns will have their way!! AMEN BROTHER!!! absolutely HIlarious!!!!

“Propeller”…. on a space ship? Hahah I love some of the words you choose Mystery Recapped.

Epilogue: Several years later, when the ship landed earth, when people got inside the spaceship, they realize that nobody else is alive. The ship is only auto-pilot. They concluded that all of them died of "STARVATION"

@warefareinnutshell5330

Жыл бұрын

Nice catch😂

@theloneranger8725

9 ай бұрын

Nah. They probably all died of boredom while reading the script for this movie.

@rickoshay5525

5 ай бұрын

That is one of the many things I can't stand about that 2012 disaster movie because they allow the idiots to overcrowd the ships which would realistically jeopardize the food supply but thankfully Africa wasn't destroyed of all places and it's nearby. 🙄

One dog to rule them all, and in chaos, rescued by a kind soldier.

"Im an astronaut baby, not a simp" 10/10 Oscar Nomination for Best Writing.

@kevinethan5751

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂😂

9:42 amen brother 😂😂

I think I remember seeing scenes from this on the Syfy channel like 20 years ago

I’m intrigued, just what is the name of this movie?

This looks some parody you'd find on the hub 😂.

@harshgaming1999

Жыл бұрын

bro 😂

@dekisugihidetoshi9397

Жыл бұрын

What is hub?

@harshgaming1999

Жыл бұрын

@@dekisugihidetoshi9397 pornhub

@kholift55lol

Жыл бұрын

hmmm😏

@xijinping3543

Жыл бұрын

Link?

Mystery recapped deserves 9999M subscribers

Good day, please make a recap on S.W.A.T Firefight 2011. Thank you

Is Adam played by Michael Shanks? This looks like an episode of Stargate SG1!

Idk why but I can't stop laughing at her 2:33 😂

When I build the first interstellar space ship, I will be sure to install anti-cobra propellors.

11:30 From what I gather the dog is the real hero, nobody else made sense.

9:41 the best moment ever

The untold ending: Cannibalism happens in less than 72 hours of space flight since everyone was so hungry, and no one brought with them food. With over 500 people on board, how many will make it to Earth? 🌎👽😌

@yagskie1984

Жыл бұрын

@LeWonder Everytime they take a piece of meat from it, they inject it with that fast healing medicine

The story of this movie is incredible.

@incom6897

Жыл бұрын

Other good movie left the chat

@mehadihasan6231

5 ай бұрын

Movie name please

One of the greatest movies ever made.

"..Amen, Brother." 🤣

This is literally our society Minus the physical ball and chains

@T-h-a-t_G-u-y

Жыл бұрын

we live in a society

Wow a Michael shanks movie I missed!

These Amazonian beings are based on the ancient Lyran colonies in Antares and Bellatrix

The intro song should be the show Homeboys in outerspace. Lol. Same feeling.

A terraforming mission sent to Antares in 1800s and sending reports up until 1900s... Awesome scriptwriting

Who thinks he should bring back the old intro

@user-vr8xb9vn6o

Жыл бұрын

He can't because of KZread algorithms or something he said that in a video about 11 months go or 1 year idk it just has something to do with KZread

@user-vr8xb9vn6o

Жыл бұрын

Well he said that in one of his videos in the comment section

@hupe5836

Жыл бұрын

everyone

@BruceLeroyUK

Жыл бұрын

What was the old intro, I can’t remember.

@aannjjoouu

Жыл бұрын

@@BruceLeroyUK violet vape