[ASMR] You're Fired.

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I'm sorry... but that's just how the cookie crumbles.
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Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
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This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Пікірлер: 3 000

  • @rahulsujan3699
    @rahulsujan36993 жыл бұрын

    me: *crying* Jojo: *starts tapping the tissues*

  • @wepti8753

    @wepti8753

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah shit I would be real nice if you could have this tissues wouldn’t it? Too bad you’re fired and can’t have them so guess I gotta tap the shit out of them

  • @adriannn6283

    @adriannn6283

    3 жыл бұрын

    What part

  • @wepti8753

    @wepti8753

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adriannn6283 the first part

  • @Xplzk1

    @Xplzk1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wepti8753 time stamp

  • @wepti8753

    @wepti8753

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Xplzk1 Ugh fine I’ll find it

  • @shinykyogre7197
    @shinykyogre71973 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: Your fired Me: Wait, I was hired?

  • @firebolt1104

    @firebolt1104

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same 😂

  • @ElfenCried

    @ElfenCried

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo fired Dorian.

  • @Voîdplx

    @Voîdplx

    3 жыл бұрын

    How am I fired. I only harrased the women. Why? Because they where being suggestive to 50 year olds in mc Donald's. Jojo: thats for her ro deal with. me: she's 17

  • @andrescueto9528

    @andrescueto9528

    3 жыл бұрын

    For a news reporter

  • @izukumidiorya6595

    @izukumidiorya6595

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Voîdplx what?

  • @salt3930
    @salt39303 жыл бұрын

    not only does he have white T-shirts but also white formal shirts

  • @Kaylieisbetterfr

    @Kaylieisbetterfr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pfft- yes

  • @deathpickle5466

    @deathpickle5466

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget the black ones too

  • @JLEC2005

    @JLEC2005

    3 жыл бұрын

    In senior school Australia for my school you get them when you get to year 10

  • @thickandfuzzyblanket

    @thickandfuzzyblanket

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love you pfp marshmello child

  • @clunapizarrog48

    @clunapizarrog48

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not ironed shirts 😅

  • @bobsiclefacebooger2478
    @bobsiclefacebooger24783 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: would you like a drink? Me: yes Jojo: *pulls out 7 gallons of water*

  • @DumdumTG

    @DumdumTG

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol its just the dispenser, its always like that

  • @dylaninho2500
    @dylaninho25003 жыл бұрын

    Why is no one appreciating Jojo buying a water dispenser thingy for us

  • @hollyruffles

    @hollyruffles

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know

  • @hahacrackhead4100

    @hahacrackhead4100

    3 жыл бұрын

    Knowing jojo, he probably already had one.

  • @chans8thkid498

    @chans8thkid498

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hahacrackhead4100 Lmaoo 🤣🤣

  • @Mr_Mo771

    @Mr_Mo771

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bold of you to assume he doesn’t use it daily

  • @stayso4py951

    @stayso4py951

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t want one I need one

  • @bn7ilceh3i
    @bn7ilceh3i3 жыл бұрын

    This guy never ever runs out of ideas lol

  • @iloveyouskii

    @iloveyouskii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo is really built diff. He never fails to impress me with his ideas. 👑

  • @bn7ilceh3i

    @bn7ilceh3i

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ASMR C GAMING Absolutely

  • @000PontusLoeksFan000

    @000PontusLoeksFan000

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ASMR C GAMING 100%

  • @lucasgt1153

    @lucasgt1153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pls check my beats

  • @andronandreimarian389

    @andronandreimarian389

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ASMR C GAMING Thanos reference?

  • @christophernavarro5019
    @christophernavarro50193 жыл бұрын

    Friend: what happened Me: I got fired Friend: why aren’t you mad? Me: he whispered

  • @thegoogplayer3635

    @thegoogplayer3635

    3 жыл бұрын

    F R I E D

  • @gigamonkey9877

    @gigamonkey9877

    3 жыл бұрын

    F r i e d

  • @backbackback9845

    @backbackback9845

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fried

  • @dro4567

    @dro4567

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fried

  • @chickenwet8808

    @chickenwet8808

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gigamonkey9877 ok...

  • @goobygooberson1656
    @goobygooberson16563 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: You're fired Me who doesn't have a job: oh no, anyway

  • @gigamonkey9877

    @gigamonkey9877

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moving on

  • @ianer_fr

    @ianer_fr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good news! The Dacia Sandero is on sale in the UK and taking the world by storm.

  • @Hirabeatz

    @Hirabeatz

    3 жыл бұрын

    This will get over 100 likes I bet

  • @damienberry8328

    @damienberry8328

    3 жыл бұрын

    I won’t like your comment because it’s at 69 😁

  • @KxngLJ

    @KxngLJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@damienberry8328 It's at 74 now. 😁

  • @nickyyy2651
    @nickyyy26513 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: *Ur fired* Me: *No I'm not* Jojo: *Good point welcome back.*

  • @martian5603

    @martian5603

    3 жыл бұрын

    Persuasion: 100

  • @lucasgt1153

    @lucasgt1153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @szn7655

    @szn7655

    3 жыл бұрын

    @rayshawn noob

  • @unbeatable7772

    @unbeatable7772

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @laqudori

    @laqudori

    3 жыл бұрын

    @rayshawn noob

  • @ineedalife69
    @ineedalife693 жыл бұрын

    I like to think that Jojo isn’t even the boss lmao, he’s just one of the employees who absolutely hates us.

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up anime kid

  • @bliss3599

    @bliss3599

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

  • @spahgettionos2152

    @spahgettionos2152

    3 жыл бұрын

    Anime on anime violence.

  • @bliss3599

    @bliss3599

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spahgettionos2152 top 10 greatest anime betrayals

  • @vegeta7456

    @vegeta7456

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah boss probably wouldn't be wearing wrinkled shirt

  • @Kosal_
    @Kosal_3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: “it seems like you’re not getting adequate sleep” Me: that’s not true Also me: watching this at 4am

  • @Mei-ps8wq

    @Mei-ps8wq

    3 жыл бұрын

    u just had to remind me of the time :(

  • @andiswamqaba1888

    @andiswamqaba1888

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mei-ps8wq i slept at 8am today and woke up at 1pm

  • @WrldboyTheOmega

    @WrldboyTheOmega

    3 жыл бұрын

    stood up all night, but the 8 inner gates spirit was worth it

  • @meankat38

    @meankat38

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its literally 4:03am when I started watching this..oop

  • @SmolSamera

    @SmolSamera

    3 жыл бұрын

    Challenge accepted. 5:52 AM

  • @lincolnbarcz1722
    @lincolnbarcz17223 жыл бұрын

    “Can I get you a drink?” WHIPS OUT AN ENTIRE WATER FOUNTAIN

  • @1uc45
    @1uc453 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: Ur fired Me: but sir, i dont even work for you, you just pulled me off the stree- Jojo: I said, *UR FIRED*

  • @AnoxmoosOG

    @AnoxmoosOG

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @juangabrielserrano5677

    @juangabrielserrano5677

    3 жыл бұрын

    imagine jojo is your boss

  • @Ell1e_th3_mushr00m

    @Ell1e_th3_mushr00m

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@juangabrielserrano5677 ikr

  • @whos_sob

    @whos_sob

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ell1e_th3_mushr00m ikr

  • @Ell1e_th3_mushr00m

    @Ell1e_th3_mushr00m

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@whos_sob IKKKKKRRRRR

  • @taylorgfiffin7925
    @taylorgfiffin79253 жыл бұрын

    pov: your socially awkward boss practices how to fire someone on you.

  • @naomigwolfe8112

    @naomigwolfe8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    NOOO

  • @Mei-ps8wq

    @Mei-ps8wq

    3 жыл бұрын

    how is this point of view

  • @naomigwolfe8112

    @naomigwolfe8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mei-ps8wq oh that's what POV means?

  • @naomigwolfe8112

    @naomigwolfe8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mei-ps8wq I thought it meant person over video (like they are talking to "over the video'?)

  • @Mei-ps8wq

    @Mei-ps8wq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Naomi Garcia honestly idk lol at least that's wat i thought it meant

  • @aarizoris_3183
    @aarizoris_31833 жыл бұрын

    Me: * reads the title* Also me: “it must be Debra”

  • @ethanyang539

    @ethanyang539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Deborah would never be fired.

  • @really9409

    @really9409

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who's Debra ??

  • @ethanyang539

    @ethanyang539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@really9409 :O u commited a crime

  • @really9409

    @really9409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ethanyang539 no really who's Debra ??

  • @leonardostopmotions4015

    @leonardostopmotions4015

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@really9409 It's a regular name that he uses on his vídeos, like a character that sometimes is mentioned, but never appears

  • @eduardomorales4324
    @eduardomorales43243 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: “ur fired” Me: zzz Jojo: *proceeds to talk alone for 20 minutes*

  • @busiest3339
    @busiest33393 жыл бұрын

    I love how jojo says, “oh right yes I thought emotions were going to be quite high on this announcement” and the proceeds to start tapping the tissue box next to the mic instead of handing them to you, in fact it looks like at first he takes them away from you lmao 🤣

  • @chans8thkid498

    @chans8thkid498

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just wanted those damn tissues! Lmao 😭😭😂

  • @marki_parki9224

    @marki_parki9224

    3 жыл бұрын

    My brain is fucked right now and I read "emotions" as "emoticons" and I was confused.

  • @KxngLJ

    @KxngLJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marki_parki9224 That happens to me sometimes.

  • @wylhemina
    @wylhemina3 жыл бұрын

    “ur fired” “no” “understandable have a nice day”

  • @naomigwolfe8112

    @naomigwolfe8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    Buut.. Your still fired lol

  • @spoodlenoodles1737

    @spoodlenoodles1737

    3 жыл бұрын

    no u

  • @kvngtay454

    @kvngtay454

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m your 100th like( I sound like a FREAKING nerd in the industry)

  • @jaiahlabinjo8723

    @jaiahlabinjo8723

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kvngtay454 Not funny. Didn't laugh.

  • @bananimuffin4660

    @bananimuffin4660

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @ExcuseMeWhat
    @ExcuseMeWhat3 жыл бұрын

    Spoiler alert at 4:14

  • @karinaroque6704

    @karinaroque6704

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @alfiewhite3943

    @alfiewhite3943

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @zeckyt9095

    @zeckyt9095

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excuse Me, What?

  • @dragonuv620

    @dragonuv620

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gtfo

  • @max-jx5ne

    @max-jx5ne

    3 жыл бұрын

    The title is already the spoiler🤷‍♂️

  • @splashingbounsweet4984
    @splashingbounsweet49843 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: Just relax... Make yourself at home. Me: Sure Jojo: *You're Fired*

  • @t7d_duck347

    @t7d_duck347

    3 жыл бұрын

    You think the reason we got fired is cause we took are shoes off and it smelled

  • @cejic2199
    @cejic21993 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: you’re fired. Me: I don’t even work here. Jojo: well, duh. I just fired you

  • @severussnapeytp715

    @severussnapeytp715

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol :)

  • @bananasnakemilk

    @bananasnakemilk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@severussnapeytp715 hah ur dead

  • @coinsmart9724

    @coinsmart9724

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good point

  • @severussnapeytp715

    @severussnapeytp715

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@bananasnakemilk I'm right here, you insolent muggle fool.

  • @severussnapeytp715

    @severussnapeytp715

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bananasnakemilk Btw I don't mean to be rude like that :).

  • @yourmomtas8550
    @yourmomtas85503 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: can I interest you in a drink maybe? *brings water*

  • @Th-cm3vs

    @Th-cm3vs

    3 жыл бұрын

    *w o t e r*

  • @sarabarber1524

    @sarabarber1524

    3 жыл бұрын

    *laughs*

  • @xCarnage819

    @xCarnage819

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that suppose to be funny ?

  • @hangry3102

    @hangry3102

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xCarnage819 Yes and it is

  • @wepti8753

    @wepti8753

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hangry3102 But it’s not

  • @oliversmith2222
    @oliversmith22223 жыл бұрын

    timestamps: 00:00 - intro 1:09 - water jug trigger 2:26 - tissue box 4:25 - white keyboard and file full of complaints lol 11:35 - pen pot and writing sounds 15:04 - white keyboard again 16:28 - more writing sounds 17:10 - ending/outro enjoy and have a good rest of your day/night and get some good sleep:)

  • @todd2020
    @todd20203 жыл бұрын

    my friend: "you got fired?" me: "yeah" my friend: "why aren't you upset?" me: "well, he let me take a nap so"

  • @AndreaGonzalez-gv4io
    @AndreaGonzalez-gv4io3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: You're fired Me: *Bernie at Inauguration meme*

  • @JakubS

    @JakubS

    3 жыл бұрын

    bernie in recycled mittens knows whats up

  • @JH-ur7zb

    @JH-ur7zb

    3 жыл бұрын

    how r yall so fast with that 💀✋🏽

  • @AndreaGonzalez-gv4io

    @AndreaGonzalez-gv4io

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JH-ur7zb Pieck...is that you?? 😭

  • @jxderin

    @jxderin

    3 жыл бұрын

    SNOAHOSFIOHS PLEEEASE

  • @ok-ud9lu

    @ok-ud9lu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jxderin 😐

  • @Rico.K
    @Rico.K3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: just relax. Me: how? Youre going to fire me!

  • @explaineverything3141
    @explaineverything31413 жыл бұрын

    He should make a prequel [ASMR] You’re Hired

  • @bluestar7884
    @bluestar78843 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry... but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Lol it's in the description

  • @itsvxyr8233
    @itsvxyr82333 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: UR FIRED Me: *clicks on video* Also me: *sees that it's 20 minutes* "oh boy, this is gonna be a while"

  • @waddling_pan8621

    @waddling_pan8621

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m not going to say first

  • @jdbsjsksnsjks

    @jdbsjsksnsjks

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@waddling_pan8621 true...

  • @waddling_pan8621

    @waddling_pan8621

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jdbsjsksnsjks Jokes on you I did!

  • @korftam8026
    @korftam80263 жыл бұрын

    When Jojo was born the doctor asked him how he wanted to name his parents

  • @kayneshawn7468

    @kayneshawn7468

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got a stroke reading this

  • @floatingkangaroo2582

    @floatingkangaroo2582

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayneshawn7468 how

  • @borat9148

    @borat9148

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayneshawn7468 how

  • @adriansalazar720

    @adriansalazar720

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayneshawn7468 how

  • @aidskiiisgaming6249

    @aidskiiisgaming6249

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayneshawn7468 how

  • @andreussherman3098
    @andreussherman30983 жыл бұрын

    As a Former Human Resources Manager, this is the most comfortable firing I have been through.

  • @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis

    @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Former?

  • @EuphoniousASMR

    @EuphoniousASMR

    2 жыл бұрын

    Former. I think someone was fired. Anyways, I hope the best for you. Hopefully you have another job.

  • @asophfable
    @asophfable3 жыл бұрын

    can you do a target barista avoiding customers saying "i dont know what aisle that's in i dont work in the store" and slowly breaking down? for...for a friend

  • @teeganelise7021
    @teeganelise70213 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: “write your signature there, there and there please” Me: “what happened to the pen has it ran out” Jojo: “no it’s right there. YOU CAN SEE IT!!! Me: “oh 😳 yes”

  • @skillswipxs5370

    @skillswipxs5370

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why is this the top comment

  • @teeganelise7021

    @teeganelise7021

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@skillswipxs5370 idk why is it

  • @Le_General_Affame

    @Le_General_Affame

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@teeganelise7021 cuz its most liked

  • @qyudita2970

    @qyudita2970

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Le_General_Affame why is it most liked

  • @yesyourhonoriknowbut9510

    @yesyourhonoriknowbut9510

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Le_General_Affame why do like though h

  • @moons4363
    @moons43633 жыл бұрын

    Never has being fired been relaxing 😂😂😂

  • @autumnphipps2977
    @autumnphipps29773 жыл бұрын

    I realised I was on a different KZread account and I just subscribed again but the amount of love I am in with this man

  • @bangopi3675
    @bangopi36753 жыл бұрын

    0:00 start 2:13 firing you 😔 2:30 tissue time 😢 3:13 appreciated finally 4:18 thinking of an excuse to fire us 4:45 uh oh... he found our secrets in the files 6:33 reading our reports 9:48 giving file to us 11:00 formal paperwork 14:53 no more paper work and then keyboard 16:26 final thing he sign off here 17:12 thanking us for cooperating bruh this took me an hourrrr

  • @xiv9589

    @xiv9589

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @Oldelon45

    @Oldelon45

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @laiatezenas3300

    @laiatezenas3300

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much! ☺️

  • @zarab89

    @zarab89

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol thsnks

  • @BlasterzHD

    @BlasterzHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    How did this take you an hour?

  • @Darkpeanuts
    @Darkpeanuts3 жыл бұрын

    They must have caught me playing Tetris instead of working. Damn it.

  • @andronandreimarian389

    @andronandreimarian389

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got caught when i was on Facebook:)🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterwagner958

    @peterwagner958

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean working instead of playing Tetris seeing as this is Jojos company

  • @jackdwoods2009

    @jackdwoods2009

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was on gtq

  • @MrFrog-rd8lx

    @MrFrog-rd8lx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maaan again 7th time today

  • @shadowstorm5523
    @shadowstorm55233 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: how are you? Me: pretty bad actually my dog died... Jojo: good, good

  • @zarab89

    @zarab89

    3 жыл бұрын

    bahahahaha

  • @australium7374

    @australium7374

    3 жыл бұрын

    JoJo: how are you? Me: my whole family died in a fire last week JoJo: great, I’m going to fire you now

  • @BlasterzHD

    @BlasterzHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@australium7374 Yeah, he is going to *fire* him I'll see myself out.

  • @garrettmg4084
    @garrettmg40843 жыл бұрын

    plot twist: jojo is actually recording a youtube video and is talking to himself

  • @minecraftpig2793

    @minecraftpig2793

    3 жыл бұрын

    No way

  • @tesladacar7944

    @tesladacar7944

    3 жыл бұрын

    nah man

  • @Raimundeezy

    @Raimundeezy

    3 жыл бұрын

    The grass is green.

  • @hawkman2735

    @hawkman2735

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: you watched this video on KZread

  • @jesusthegoat6032

    @jesusthegoat6032

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hawkman2735 😨😨

  • @fork5670
    @fork56703 жыл бұрын

    Video Idea: WOrst reviewed lawyer You could do keyboard sounds and paper writing, but also eat in the room and stuff

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up anime kid

  • @bliss3599

    @bliss3599

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bliss3599 I’m trolling

  • @bliss3599

    @bliss3599

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 Ah. Apologies, but you should try to make it a tad more obvious. Its pretty difficult for people to pick up on that online

  • @imcoolbuddy8412

    @imcoolbuddy8412

    3 жыл бұрын

    DRAGONSLAYER6 i think the troll was the fact that he had an anime pic but was telling him to "shut up anime kid"

  • @Th-cm3vs
    @Th-cm3vs3 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry I didn't mean to eat the 50 bags of cheese it was an accident

  • @gacha_lovers_hq1872

    @gacha_lovers_hq1872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude- uhh, those were mine soo.. *YOU OWE ME ALODDA CHEZE*

  • @sammy-xd4ds

    @sammy-xd4ds

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didnt mean to steal the vending machine I swear!

  • @catgaming2668

    @catgaming2668

    3 жыл бұрын

    I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL THE COFFEE MACHINE FROM THE BREAK ROOM

  • @MrFrog-rd8lx

    @MrFrog-rd8lx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no hope the don’t find the Markers

  • @deathlikecoast2738

    @deathlikecoast2738

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t mean to steal the toilet from the restroom I swear, it walked out in its own

  • @JohnDoe-vj1yq
    @JohnDoe-vj1yq3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: were are just gonna need to fill out some paper work for standard protocol Also Jojo: writes the declaration of independence

  • @Runtmushr

    @Runtmushr

    3 жыл бұрын

    😭😂

  • @kurovargie3878

    @kurovargie3878

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's writing the Bible.

  • @urallineed
    @urallineed3 жыл бұрын

    WE NEEDED THIS ROLEPLAY 🤩🤩🤩

  • @glowingspacecow8980
    @glowingspacecow89803 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: you’re fired. Me: no u *grabs flamethrower*

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    3 жыл бұрын

    WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear flo

  • @stinkycummonkey9096

    @stinkycummonkey9096

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku shut up

  • @Infinity-lb3bg

    @Infinity-lb3bg

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku Stfu nobody asked

  • @000PontusLoeksFan000

    @000PontusLoeksFan000

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku you my lord, I have seen too many times in this comment section, stop peruading us to follow the path of the dark lord him self, Lord AxxL

  • @bn7ilceh3i

    @bn7ilceh3i

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ASMR C GAMING Yes, let's all just follow Jojo's lead. No negative thoughts!

  • @JA-sx3cs
    @JA-sx3cs3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamps: (first time!) 0:00 - 1:06 (a tiny chat with your boss) 1:07 - 1:13 (any drink?) 1:14 - 1:46 (pouring you water) 1:48 - 2:29 (telling you he has news for you) 2:31 - 2:53 (tapping on tissues if you have emotions) 3:04 - 4:18 (breaking the news to you that you're fired) 4:20 - 6:38 (telling you he'll explain why and tapping on a clipboard) 6:39 - 8:16 (telling you complaints about how you aren't getting enough sleep) 8:16 - 8:44 (also napping at work because of your sleep) 8:46 - 9:10 (issues with your performance at work) 9:13 - 9:35 (tendency to lose patience) 9:36 - 10:06 (letting you look at other issues and complaints) 10:07 - 10:38 (assuring you that they are grateful for everything you have done) 10:39 - 11:08 (taking the clipboard back from you and flipping page) 11:09 - 14:02 (flipping more pages and pen sounds) 14:03 - 14:26 (apologizing for all the stress and asking you to sign) 14:27 - 15:02 (taking back papers and setting them aside) 15:03 - 16:25 (putting it in the system with keyboard sounds) 16:26 - 16:44 (aggressive pen sounds) 16:45 - 17:13 (asking you to sign one more time and playing with pens) 17:14 - 20:05 (apologizing again for the stress and overwhelming feelings and thanking you for your work) Hope this helps! Again my first time :) This took a while 😂 Have a great day/night! Also let me know if there are mistakes!

  • @Nindo10Man10

    @Nindo10Man10

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeet yeet eeeyeee wana t

  • @avxilz_
    @avxilz_3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: your fired Me: sir, you don’t even know me. you kidnapped me when I was watching youtu- Jojo: I said, *YOUR FIRED*

  • @megannolan7042
    @megannolan70423 жыл бұрын

    plot twist: we’re being fired bc he framed us for revealing the secret sounds in the last video

  • @mxmaess

    @mxmaess

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @dailyblitz8379
    @dailyblitz83793 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: His company probably just produces black and white T-shirts

  • @_joeythegoat_

    @_joeythegoat_

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's not a fact just saying it's a theory A ASMR THEORY

  • @sgmmmmmmmmmm

    @sgmmmmmmmmmm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@_joeythegoat_ they said probably lmfaooo

  • @skillswipxs5370

    @skillswipxs5370

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the cap store. Unfortunately we are closed because of the fact that you just stated.

  • @angel_cake9451

    @angel_cake9451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @_ You’re welcome.

  • @breadbread7179

    @breadbread7179

    3 жыл бұрын

    @_ i couldnt

  • @andrew.r1354
    @andrew.r13543 жыл бұрын

    I was watching back to the future and the scene where Marty gets fired in his old age the tv says you’re fired and this notification pops up, coincidence I think not

  • @sammy-xd4ds

    @sammy-xd4ds

    3 жыл бұрын

    @FLVFT hmm maybe

  • @pranavalaparthi2021
    @pranavalaparthi20213 жыл бұрын

    At 19:11 the bird chirping felt so real that I looked outside my window to see where it was coming from.

  • @andymuggloy7011

    @andymuggloy7011

    5 ай бұрын

    I heard it exactly as I was reading this 😂

  • @gtothee5723
    @gtothee57233 жыл бұрын

    Jojo, I just wanted to thank you so much, when I first stumbled upon your channel i immediately was drawn to your sound, your personality, your style. I love that you make videos very often, and always look forward to a new video. If I could suggest one thing, it would be more videos with guided breathing/sleep hacks like in the video “for goodness sakes. go to sleep” - by far my favorite video. I love your voice, especially in a guiding and calming way. Please make more of these videos. Thank you again, you are the best!

  • @cirwxn7768
    @cirwxn77683 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: “Do you need a drink?” Me: “Why not” Jojo: Whips out the minecraft speedy water tunnel I built the other day.

  • @Ryan-qn4hn

    @Ryan-qn4hn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @Ryan-qn4hn

    @Ryan-qn4hn

    3 жыл бұрын

    nevermind i found it

  • @naomigwolfe8112

    @naomigwolfe8112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ryan-qn4hn where?Edit: 1:05

  • @Jehxisgettinlit

    @Jehxisgettinlit

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@naomigwolfe8112 excuse me how do you time stamp

  • @thealcatrazguy6707

    @thealcatrazguy6707

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ayy wheres the soul sand tho 👀👀

  • @me_lefunnyfreak5366
    @me_lefunnyfreak53663 жыл бұрын

    “Can I interest you in a drink?” *Brings the whole fcking J U G*

  • @joshuarulezdawurld

    @joshuarulezdawurld

    3 жыл бұрын

    **jug intensifies**

  • @eddyhoopin

    @eddyhoopin

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @magi2946

    @magi2946

    3 жыл бұрын

    LoL

  • @archer5922

    @archer5922

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was looking out for you, hydrate o diedrate people

  • @lefttwix3893
    @lefttwix38933 жыл бұрын

    i love the double microphone set up! much higher quality than single.

  • @kvngtay454
    @kvngtay4543 жыл бұрын

    So, I got an KZread notification, and it said “Ur fired” tell me why I instantly regret the day I took two peppermints out the candy bowl from work when we LITERALLY can get as much as we want 😂 😂 😂

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora3 жыл бұрын

    CEO: "So, colleagues. We can either get rid of Mr. Jie Min Dennis Sun Shoi Bao, or our best employee, Viewer." Head of Sales: "Well, it seems to be an obvious choice." Head of R&D: "I'll have Deborah call Viewer." CEO: "Wait, what?"

  • @seaturtle5719

    @seaturtle5719

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m so confused

  • @BlasterzHD

    @BlasterzHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seaturtle5719 This is late, but Jojo uses the name Mr. Jie min blah blah in his worst reviewed roleplays, and we are "Viewer"

  • @rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187
    @rosmostdedicatedsoldier31873 жыл бұрын

    “This guy never ever runs out of ideas lol” probably because we keep commenting new ones for him all the time GUYS WHAT THE FUCK, FATHER JO LIKED MY COMMENT, I WILL SAVOR THIS FOREVER JOJO On further research he has unliked my comment, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day- was already ruined, before I even woke up HOW COULD YOU On further review I now realize it is my fault that his like is gone, it automatically goes away after you edit, I am ashamed of not only myself, but my fingers who decided to also edit the comment

  • @chinmustache6420

    @chinmustache6420

    3 жыл бұрын

    69th like

  • @extravagent135

    @extravagent135

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chinmustache6420 most random reply ever

  • @Bee-en6rt

    @Bee-en6rt

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chinmustache6420 nice

  • @zynex9250

    @zynex9250

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chinmustache6420 nice

  • @Sigma01662

    @Sigma01662

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@extravagent135 do you not get it(don’t r/wooosh me I seriously don’t know if this person is too young to understand)

  • @Yu-ow1vc
    @Yu-ow1vc3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: typing Me: where tf is the computer-

  • @Diamond_Dominik

    @Diamond_Dominik

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_M a g i c_*

  • @thecheeseblade377
    @thecheeseblade3773 жыл бұрын

    Other people: relax* People who have jobs: is this how it feels to get fired from my job? People who have jobs: having thoughts*

  • @sessi7518
    @sessi75183 жыл бұрын

    For those who are wondering the ring on his hand. He is indeed engaged with his girlfriend. You can check it from their insta :) our king is engageeeeeeeeed

  • @shabrynaherrera7801

    @shabrynaherrera7801

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t even notice it Oml I blind

  • @meankat38

    @meankat38

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just checked his insta and nothing is there?

  • @sessi7518

    @sessi7518

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@meankat38 check his fiance’s insta😎 plus you know i’m right, jojo liked.

  • @nightwolfarts7525

    @nightwolfarts7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    Saw the ring, but I thought it was part of the costume. Good for him!!

  • @hearts4tyler647

    @hearts4tyler647

    3 жыл бұрын

    AYYYY

  • @jamham2384
    @jamham23843 жыл бұрын

    "Your fired" "you can't fire me I quit" "you cant quit I quit" "you can't quit your a frog" "you cant frog me your my wife" "I'm not your wife your my wife" "oh hey honey how work today" "pretty good but I quit my job" "you can't quit your job your fired" "aaarrrrgggghhh"

  • @kylem6325

    @kylem6325

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmaooo

  • @MrBub-pp7re

    @MrBub-pp7re

    3 жыл бұрын

    lolll

  • @fahmimezan3468

    @fahmimezan3468

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂👍

  • @gacha_lovers_hq1872

    @gacha_lovers_hq1872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @Techyboi7

    @Techyboi7

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to *asdofmovie*

  • @artzzygirl3883
    @artzzygirl38833 жыл бұрын

    Me: **sees the ring** My automatic thought: OMG MAN YOURE MARRIED CONGRATULATIONS

  • @poppypinktv
    @poppypinktv3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: You’re fired. Me: Ah, fiddle sticks 😣

  • @kingkukujiao
    @kingkukujiao3 жыл бұрын

    the "hi how are you" gave me ptsd after the trisha thing 😂😂

  • @ambiesns

    @ambiesns

    3 жыл бұрын

    aye do you mean jefree star?

  • @salem2725

    @salem2725

    3 жыл бұрын

    *throws Jeffree Star make up and mirrors against a wall* way better 😌

  • @nope6047

    @nope6047

    3 жыл бұрын

    We do not mention such things here

  • @GAMETRON0
    @GAMETRON03 жыл бұрын

    The time to pull out the uno reverse card is now

  • @astrogaming1050
    @astrogaming10503 жыл бұрын

    The adults: 😭 All of us: this is just detention its normal

  • @SharkRockstar
    @SharkRockstar3 жыл бұрын

    This was SoOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOooooo sleep inducing!

  • @Prod808Keysi
    @Prod808Keysi3 жыл бұрын

    Day 8 of asking Jojo for: "Vindicator from Minecraft kidnaps You"

  • @-Madax-

    @-Madax-

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s a maybe

  • @thepizzatime3502

    @thepizzatime3502

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s a yes from mr Czajniq

  • @mookeybay26

    @mookeybay26

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s oddly specific

  • @dripstolfo4557

    @dripstolfo4557

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn that’s kinda kinky

  • @tenaciousjape8288

    @tenaciousjape8288

    3 жыл бұрын

    @The Adventures of Rocket-Tri Da! This is good for Rodina!

  • @regentofnothing
    @regentofnothing3 жыл бұрын

    -You're fired. -But I don't even have a job ? - Yes, that's what I'm telling you. -...

  • @000PontusLoeksFan000

    @000PontusLoeksFan000

    3 жыл бұрын

    L my f-in ass off😂

  • @izenheim1233

    @izenheim1233

    3 жыл бұрын

    My boss: we need to talk. Me: can you whisper it? My boss: What? Me: What?

  • @malachibearboy681
    @malachibearboy6813 жыл бұрын

    Next video: "Your Hired roleplay"

  • @thisaccountisinactive1075
    @thisaccountisinactive10753 жыл бұрын

    No joke when he said do u want a drink I thought he would give us the water cooler to drink from 😂

  • @nooneyouknow5685
    @nooneyouknow56853 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone think that this is just a video telling you how important sleep is, disguised as a role-play?

  • @kyro2785
    @kyro27853 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: we appreciate how much you’ve helped our company grow over the past few years: Me:THEN WHY ARE YOU FIRING ME?!?!?

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up Anime kid

  • @bliss3599

    @bliss3599

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 says the dude with an anime profile picture

  • @MDJv1Kwzn

    @MDJv1Kwzn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 Speak for yourself

  • @jackstolp6255

    @jackstolp6255

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 Says the guy subbed to Anime Netflix

  • @nikkimonroe3011

    @nikkimonroe3011

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 you are one to talk considering that you have a mha pfp

  • @garretbernard8174
    @garretbernard81743 жыл бұрын

    That moment when he couldnt hide the microphones so he incorporated it into the roleplay

  • @tired7096
    @tired70963 жыл бұрын

    I love this set up he has for this video

  • @CapSuckin
    @CapSuckin3 жыл бұрын

    I’m fired? When did I get a job?

  • @sammy-xd4ds

    @sammy-xd4ds

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like why did they give ME a job

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sammy-xd4ds shut up anime kid

  • @apeacefulworldijustwant6471

    @apeacefulworldijustwant6471

    3 жыл бұрын

    Silar Flare Please excuse your language, impolite user.

  • @silarflare2900

    @silarflare2900

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@apeacefulworldijustwant6471 lmao

  • @sammy-xd4ds

    @sammy-xd4ds

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silarflare2900 what's wrong with likening anime ._.

  • @magdalenaswiatczak5696
    @magdalenaswiatczak56963 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: You're Fired Me: WoRst RevIEwd BoSs EveR he also never runs out of Ideas

  • @000PontusLoeksFan000

    @000PontusLoeksFan000

    3 жыл бұрын

    True🥲😂

  • @nilando4211
    @nilando42113 жыл бұрын

    why am i getting fired? jojo: you need sleep

  • @umxi4077
    @umxi40773 жыл бұрын

    My mum is blasting music so loudly whilst I’m trying to watch this, LIKE MUM IM TRYING TO GET FIRED?!?!!

  • @kurovargie3878

    @kurovargie3878

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm trying to get fired" is that technically buisness masochism?

  • @ASMRLuis
    @ASMRLuis3 жыл бұрын

    and he still manages to wear a white shirt lol

  • @payton7659

    @payton7659

    3 жыл бұрын

    i noticed that too lol

  • @000PontusLoeksFan000

    @000PontusLoeksFan000

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @teehooteeheelodor

    @teehooteeheelodor

    3 жыл бұрын

    On ur profil it says your the top commenter on this channel with 57 hearts from Jojo! Congrats!

  • @neptunestudio2857
    @neptunestudio28573 жыл бұрын

    when your boss realizes that you dont have the same political ideas

  • @marelledalziel9488

    @marelledalziel9488

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmmmmm thats what she said

  • @thebeway8339

    @thebeway8339

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marelledalziel9488 what

  • @filip1nz_

    @filip1nz_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marelledalziel9488 what

  • @shoxd2350

    @shoxd2350

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marelledalziel9488 what

  • @SeptemberHQ

    @SeptemberHQ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marelledalziel9488 what

  • @crazyyobbo
    @crazyyobbo3 жыл бұрын

    You make the the worst thing the most relaxing thing

  • @Alex-tu5vu
    @Alex-tu5vu3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: he's just practising for the real firing with a stranger

  • @ashtonclements3568
    @ashtonclements35683 жыл бұрын

    I feel like he’s so underrated and he does all this for us.

  • @dreibeatz

    @dreibeatz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @ashgaming3343

    @ashgaming3343

    3 жыл бұрын

    True!

  • @eRRoR____-
    @eRRoR____-3 жыл бұрын

    The people who disliked thought they genuinely got fired

  • @itsalex8965

    @itsalex8965

    3 жыл бұрын

    big fax

  • @andronandreimarian389

    @andronandreimarian389

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vuw5489 no way,i don't dislike any video i drop like

  • @TheLakeMorgan
    @TheLakeMorgan3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo: You’re fired Me: I don’t even work here

  • @kurovargie3878

    @kurovargie3878

    3 жыл бұрын

    Duh, you just got fired :p

  • @Unitygaming09
    @Unitygaming092 жыл бұрын

    The pen in a cup sounds are so soothing that I can feel it on my Brain

  • @johnpronesti8692
    @johnpronesti86923 жыл бұрын

    Me realizing that he could scream into the mic at any time 😳

  • @AadiASMR

    @AadiASMR

    3 жыл бұрын

    best thing about ASMR, I can say 'you make me tired' and the ASMRtist will see it as a compliment

  • @monkeyslayer5734

    @monkeyslayer5734

    3 жыл бұрын

    He probably debates if he wants to or not every vid

  • @nata-ws2yy

    @nata-ws2yy

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm terrified

  • @johnpronesti8692

    @johnpronesti8692

    3 жыл бұрын

    YOOO JOJO LIKED MY COMMENT

  • @Mikescool444

    @Mikescool444

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically that would be the worst decision of the asmrists life, because not only would it worsen the trust between them and their viewers, but also because they did something not funny, they’re gonna lose subscriber.

  • @supremeghoulrainz4275
    @supremeghoulrainz42753 жыл бұрын

    Someone get him a world record for holding the record of the first person to never run out off video ideas

  • @Cyytrx
    @Cyytrx3 жыл бұрын

    lmao imagine a random person gets fired and this is the first thing in their recommendation

  • @jazzy3061
    @jazzy30613 жыл бұрын

    jojo, seeing your vids on my feed gives me the will to live, keep it up bro

  • @keremtunademirel979
    @keremtunademirel9793 жыл бұрын

    I think you should make “ASMR with a Sound Box” again

  • @dannyh1133
    @dannyh11333 жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate that he flips over the recording for the rest of the world to see?

  • @earthsguys1883
    @earthsguys18833 жыл бұрын

    Hes like "Make yourself at home" Then he says you're fired.

  • @jad3iskindadumb
    @jad3iskindadumb3 жыл бұрын

    my job hasn’t been giving me any shifts recently and i was JUST saying i was finna get fired lmao stop

  • @tashmikamahadeo3101
    @tashmikamahadeo31013 жыл бұрын

    I was in the middle of watching one of asmr vids and then you posted 😂

  • @ellen3153
    @ellen31533 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of that one guy who had the show that said “you’re fired!” He was also in home alone. I forget his name.

  • @Teapro324

    @Teapro324

    3 жыл бұрын

    Satire nice

  • @chasewatson7159

    @chasewatson7159

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mccully calcin

  • @mariannaadams7984

    @mariannaadams7984

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOOOOO

  • @davidmagyar6093
    @davidmagyar60933 жыл бұрын

    *This is so realistic, I cried a lot after that*

  • @talhazahid776
    @talhazahid7763 жыл бұрын

    WE LOVE THIS KIND OF VIDEOS PLZ BRING MORE.

  • @whale7291
    @whale72913 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t tingle fast enough to keep the job. Damn.

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