ASMR worst reviewed plastic surgeon
pls rate five stars if you think i gave a good nose job. hehehehe.
Tonight's ASMR video is another Worst reviewed roleplay! This video has some whispering, funny asmr, tingles, and all things to help you relax, giggle and fall asleep! Please enjoy this video and let me know how you thought of it!
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Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
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This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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*Walks in* Jojo: “I really hope that person forgives me for putting one of his ears to his elbows.” Me: “I should probably be leaving now...”
@firelion7015
4 жыл бұрын
When he said that line I immediately liked the video
@TheEmpressASMR
4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@zaraasmr_
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Meeseeek
4 жыл бұрын
Fire Lion when i read your comment i immediately liked the video
@angelinakuddus6908
4 жыл бұрын
It is probably interesting having an ear on my elbow ....
Nobody: Jojo: *invents anaesthesia that knocks you out for 7 weeks*
@The_Sandwich1984
4 жыл бұрын
10/10 not sure about the ketamine that knocked me out for 7 weeks, but damn I fell well rested
@atomicclips3906
4 жыл бұрын
You know that’s just me after 4 monsters
@cripplewitharipple8149
4 жыл бұрын
me, whenever my plug delivers
@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
He should do a “worst reviewed Deborah”
@dellcomputer9181
4 жыл бұрын
he should make a compilation of deborah being annoying
@Forlorn_Overseer
4 жыл бұрын
What's Deborah? Sorry I'm not the smartest cookie in the crayon box
@azuremorpho
4 жыл бұрын
@@Forlorn_Overseer in every "worst reviewed" video he is speaking with a person named Debra. And thats the funny way of writing that name i guess.
@Forlorn_Overseer
4 жыл бұрын
@@azuremorpho thanks man
@zoe2560
4 жыл бұрын
Yess!!
Surgeon: Are you nervous? Me: Yes Surgeon: me too
@mr_gloomiea8562
4 жыл бұрын
omfg hell ya! u remember it too!
@_alex.kindle25
4 жыл бұрын
😑
@kaigegardiner5920
4 жыл бұрын
Too*
@arandomelf3050
4 жыл бұрын
‘Boi’ R d AinsleyFMD420 *boY
@stvxooooo
4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
Jojo: my name is- Me: Joe Mama Jojo: Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama. Me: *fair enough.*
@mr.gamer2135
4 жыл бұрын
*Takes 2 minutes to write what Jojo named him self*
@slay3364
4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.gamer2135 lmao
@harrymcdonagh4013
4 жыл бұрын
@C Davis no
@shoxd2350
4 жыл бұрын
@dennisasmr ?
@alikane746
4 жыл бұрын
@@harrymcdonagh4013 yes
nobody: jojo in every “worst reviewed...”: *DEBORA*
@kurosakitagami2788
4 жыл бұрын
AllyXXIV I shit down the sink yeet
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
jojo : DEBORA! debora: what? Jojo:visible confusion
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
@@kurosakitagami2788 what the actual fuck
@tonymassotti6514
4 жыл бұрын
Debra* 🤣
@lolabunumoved9260
4 жыл бұрын
Yep
Debra being his mom makes me think that he's a kid just pretending to do all these jobs and thats why he's the worst at them.
@James_Oni
4 жыл бұрын
Box Fox you are a genius
@ruabootoo7483
4 жыл бұрын
That's a very good point...
@cythiaunicorn5179
4 жыл бұрын
Good point
@nuttyrant2747
4 жыл бұрын
I never knew that Deborah was his mom, interesting...
@azuremorpho
4 жыл бұрын
@@nuttyrant2747 he called her mom at the end of his phone call
“We use *horse tranquilliser* “ oH
@jayden3331
4 жыл бұрын
KeTaMiNe
@CBCsolar
4 жыл бұрын
@@brockachu4109*Confused big brain*
@tristantheinconspicuousali5579
4 жыл бұрын
So we get the good shit!
@Lxk3ez
4 жыл бұрын
Motivat0r :5 Kids: wh0OsH
@ilyasap
4 жыл бұрын
@@jayden3331 it's ecstasy bro
Never do I ever watch Jojo’s “Worst Reviewed” videos for sleep.😂 Jojo can put me to sleep, but these are so entertaining and funny it would be disrespectful to sleep during these.
@whyinalt5207
4 жыл бұрын
K C i accidentally sleep to them lol
@Xehisa
4 жыл бұрын
I dont even watch them as asmr, its just a quiet roleplay
@sophiama5949
4 жыл бұрын
TRUE😂
@meeker_beeker
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@meeker_beeker
4 жыл бұрын
@@whyinalt5207 same here at night I feel sleepy so put it near my ear then I get knocked out
Day 1 asking Jojo to make a “worst reviewed” playlist
@trygvejoakimsen4861
4 жыл бұрын
He had 67 likes didnt he
@mattiek16._.
4 жыл бұрын
There is one
@woopamusic
4 жыл бұрын
I made a jojo’s worst review playlist for ya, check it here : kzread.info/head/PLT3PlD0ezfUzKzPVS6vwqtDYdHPNyBCA-
@manfredstrandenwik5603
4 жыл бұрын
@@woopamusic thank u!
@woopamusic
4 жыл бұрын
@@manfredstrandenwik5603 No problem ! (i will update it when a new video comes out)
He has fell He can smell He uses dell But most importantly *Dont lie to him, he can tell*
@antegen598
4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY something original I liked and subscribed 👍
@dylanmckee3458
4 жыл бұрын
#futurePoet
@sakiifx
4 жыл бұрын
@@antegen598 Thanks I feel the same way, its so rare that you find an original comment so whenever I make one I make it original if I can
@sakiifx
4 жыл бұрын
@@dylanmckee3458 Haha, thanks #futureHashtagCreator
@aaahah9931
4 жыл бұрын
Leaving it at 666 likes
Fun fact: one nostril takes in more air than the other and switches every 4 hours. Throughout the day, each nostril takes regular breaks by alternating contraction and expansion called the nasal cycle. This changeover occurs every 2-4 hours. Right now, if you're breathing through your nose, most of the air is going in and out of one side, with a much smaller amount passing through the other. Hey this is future me, 2 years into the future to be exact. Or 3. Or 4 just whenever you're reading this comment, anyways I'm probably gonna continue editing this comment in the near future since I keep getting comments on it.
@deborahlewis1317
4 жыл бұрын
Your really smart good job
@ShecTheG0D
4 жыл бұрын
@@deborahlewis1317 thanks
@deborahlewis1317
4 жыл бұрын
@@ShecTheG0D ur welcome
@makermario6665
4 жыл бұрын
OMG Deborah you are Dr. Diddly-LangLang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama's mother!!!!!!!
@postalsophia
4 жыл бұрын
ew
Is it just me or are the “worst reviewed” videos the most relaxing HAHA
@BradloeJansen
4 жыл бұрын
Thats what you call most reviewed, welcome to the opposite paralell universe, pal! XD
@Mia-rn8jh
4 жыл бұрын
i just prefer whispering the whole videos instead of props
@ImJustLayZ
4 жыл бұрын
Just you
@cythiaunicorn5179
4 жыл бұрын
Meeee
2:58 Jojo: Could you please verify your name Me: Ian Jojo: That's a really long name Me: *o h*
@Timeira
4 жыл бұрын
My name is b
@user-ks8bp4bj8k
4 жыл бұрын
*My name is E*
@tombkeeper270
4 жыл бұрын
People named Jo 👁️💧👄💧👁️
@ianthomson578
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ejpugh2448
3 жыл бұрын
My name is EJ
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ _“He cut my whole nose off, gave me red eyes and white skin. Exactly what I asked for. Ready to ki- I mean hug some muggles.”_ -a very happy Lord Voldemort
@taikuri7408
4 жыл бұрын
Hello my Potter fan👓⚡
@yourlocalhufflepuff7430
4 жыл бұрын
Niklas Riekki ayyyy! Heyyy ⚡️✉️📕
@taikuri7408
4 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalhufflepuff7430 Are you a Hufflepuff? Because I am!
@yourlocalhufflepuff7430
4 жыл бұрын
Niklas Riekki yep! The clues in my name 😂💛🖤
@taikuri7408
4 жыл бұрын
Cool!
Dr: "Its okay John, its gonna be alright.." Patient: "My names not John." Dr: "Yeah I know, Its my name." Patient: " *w h a t w a s t h a t ?* "
@johnstover7260
3 жыл бұрын
Youre name may not be John.... but mine is😐
@J_a_y_l_a
3 жыл бұрын
-just- *showing* -himself- *some* -motivation-
@naomigwolfe8112
3 жыл бұрын
Plottwist: both of your last names are John
@iska1565
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstover7260 your* Srry
@kylerhamilton8998
2 жыл бұрын
Hold up i just had a fucking bruh moment
No one: Absolutely no one: JoJo: “oh yeah just a head transplant”
@ronaldcosa6319
4 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@kiznaa
4 жыл бұрын
Only a head transplant 😂
@sergeyvolynets434
4 жыл бұрын
Nice JoJo reference (in both senses)
@ri1570
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Dean ASMR did his makeup after...
@cripplewitharipple8149
4 жыл бұрын
@@sergeyvolynets434 what other sense? I'm confu- KONO DIO DA
Jojo: “how often do you exercise” Me: “Well, I...” JoJo: “Don’t lie to me, I can tell.” Me: **inhales deep* BOI IF YOU DONT
@b.natejoseph7707
4 жыл бұрын
I see you a man of culture
@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@reubenwilson1765
4 жыл бұрын
R we all just gonna ignore the fact that it sounded like he said balls and not pulse at 15:36
@eloseller444
4 жыл бұрын
e
@manialord1699
4 жыл бұрын
Sunshine 500th like and 5th comment
Me: Mom, can I get plastic surgery Mom: We have plastic surgery at home Plastic surgery at home:
@asterixyt6640
4 жыл бұрын
Where tf do you live
@meepjello5887
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@efdaisumc4708
4 жыл бұрын
@DragonCommands wym i live in a trash can
@veerlehacking50
3 жыл бұрын
Asterix YT) lmao 💀😂
@eddievhfan18
3 жыл бұрын
I like the comment just change ur profile pic it made me throw up Urggghhhh fortnite 😷
Petition to change his channel name to Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama ASMR
@ChristopherLeslie2
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cndyljn
4 жыл бұрын
I signed it :)
@canyousee2578
3 жыл бұрын
Signed
@leydacastro4468
3 жыл бұрын
Signed
@theblueberry4466
3 жыл бұрын
Knowone is aloud to like this comment anymore because of the number of likes, 69. I am sorry @Gef the Dalby Spook but it has 69 likes to the perfect comment and the petition... signed
Wait Deborah is your mom? pLoT tWiSt
@SpagghetiMan69
4 жыл бұрын
Dear God what the hecc happened to LazarBeam?! (🌵)
@zaraasmr_
4 жыл бұрын
🤭
@kierancooper404
4 жыл бұрын
Wait Deborah lives in America and is a alien agent (ehm a reference to lazarbeam)
@pacooftaco
4 жыл бұрын
@@kierancooper404 ahahhahaha, yeah I get it
@pacooftaco
4 жыл бұрын
@@SpagghetiMan69 yes
Friend:how waa the surgery? *Me with my arms switched with my legs* Also me: it was alright
@prvttyrvstedblvde
4 жыл бұрын
I died
@2sadmwamdskmws
4 жыл бұрын
Your friend Waluigi?
@annagelato8908
4 жыл бұрын
Deelaron - Communist Minecraft Gaming 😂🤣
nobody: jojo in every single worst reviewed thumbnail: 😏
@Snazzy_.09
2 жыл бұрын
✂️😏
1:28 Kim Kardashian: Those are rookie numbers
@devilplaysgey4513
3 жыл бұрын
underrated
@annabellaapean
3 жыл бұрын
@@devilplaysgey4513 thank yoy
@h0zteri69
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
We need a “worst reviewed” playlist so we can find all of Jojo’s role plays in one place!
@cassiobean
4 жыл бұрын
You can make it
@juicewrldbiggestfan
4 жыл бұрын
I made one
@juicewrldbiggestfan
4 жыл бұрын
It’s private tho
@readepringle6186
4 жыл бұрын
Oui
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
Here ya go boi
Anyone else loving these “worst reviewed” videos?
@prettyblaq7574
4 жыл бұрын
Yes!! They are hilarious 😂🤣😂
@southparkfan9764
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@tannukiiruukii
4 жыл бұрын
How many times will I see this same comment
@1subscribervwithnovideosch749
4 жыл бұрын
@@tannukiiruukii factss
Nobody: Every single person in this comment section: Nobody:
@AuriPigeonery
4 жыл бұрын
I wish *nobody* used the same comment over and over
@editedbyshell981
4 жыл бұрын
YEET
@iheartmun
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody:
@davegamesgames42
4 жыл бұрын
Auri Pigeonery have you heard of a format?
@dotcomgamingd5564
4 жыл бұрын
it's bad and unfunny format imo
Litterally noone Jojo: **thinks my nose is 9 inches wide**
@harrymack3565
4 жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me that Is NOT normal.
@KoroKuna
4 жыл бұрын
@@harrymack3565 I didn't say it isn't normal
@scwid2475
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@KoroKuna
4 жыл бұрын
@@scwid2475 yos
Nobody: Jojo: on the phone during plastic surgery
@TheEmpressASMR
4 жыл бұрын
TylerLambo1086 🤣🤣
him to me: that’s a long name also him: dr diddly-langlang-chang-chee-ming-dennis-joe-mama
@spir9t956
4 жыл бұрын
it seems that you've found the joke
@evaqween569
4 жыл бұрын
yee yee also him : draws a line as the name
@plazmaboi5387
4 жыл бұрын
Piddley
@josepalacios6623
4 жыл бұрын
That Joe mama got me
@scaresouls
3 жыл бұрын
😐
Debra is Jojo's mom A whole new level has been added to the JoJo lore
@Forlorn_Overseer
4 жыл бұрын
Wait there's a lore?-
@Tiger-ks9xp
4 жыл бұрын
@@Forlorn_Overseer Did..Did you not know?
@cynicalbutterscotch6581
4 жыл бұрын
OffTheGoop or it’s his wife that he abused and often works with her on jobs against her will. Forcing her to comply to whatever he says or asks
@brightlight6662
4 жыл бұрын
Debra:BUT IT WAS ME.....DIO JoJo:KAMEKAMEHAAA Me:AH YES MY FAN FIC IS GOING WELL
@jakkkkannon2806
2 жыл бұрын
Mum*
When jojo said I hope that guys forgives for moving his ear to his arm, their is an actual artist named stelios Arcadiou who surgically attached an ear to his arm
@biaxolotl5171
3 жыл бұрын
Weird
@daddy_chimp
3 жыл бұрын
@@biaxolotl5171 fr 🤔
Ways to clean your soul: Holy water Praying Watching Jojo’s vids
@khloecarver
4 жыл бұрын
Amen, amen, and amen.
@delta9508
4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Zachary_prince
4 жыл бұрын
A Dio
@eleniareacts9586
4 жыл бұрын
No need for the jojo character bud
@Zachary_prince
4 жыл бұрын
Elenia Reacts who are talking to?
*jojo talking to Debra* “Sorry mom” Hol up
@claymore7315
4 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm? I think not!
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
@@claymore7315 but that's just a theory....a film theory??!!
@randot0769
4 жыл бұрын
It’s spelt Deborah
@MrPerfectCellToYou
4 жыл бұрын
Max Moran TTTHHHHHHHANKS FOR WATCHING
Nobody: Jojo: Yeah I put a guys ear on his elbow Also jojo: Yeah ive never done one of these before
@spir9t956
4 жыл бұрын
pointing out jokes sure is funny
@loquita-lostwave
4 жыл бұрын
//looks for inconsistencies in an asmr video//
@maddenmobilered2490
4 жыл бұрын
@soule that’s a stolen comment
@kylerhamilton8998
3 жыл бұрын
He dudent try to help him with surgery he just did it he dident care he did it on purpose lol
@polish_pigeon
2 жыл бұрын
@@kylerhamilton8998 duden't? Lmao
"Everything fine you will be great" "The anesthesia will knock you out for about 7 weeks."
@Slugger11111
4 жыл бұрын
That's one helluva drug
@german_shepard_2313
4 жыл бұрын
No sch90l I miss school mostly freinds and teachers
@agoodfragmentoforeos9643
3 жыл бұрын
@@german_shepard_2313 what
Day 1 of asking Jojo to make a ''Worst reviewed Mafia boss'' 3:32
@krista8210
4 жыл бұрын
Hellou finnish friends
@fruitbowlclan6109
4 жыл бұрын
Like Dr. T
@AnonymousTypeShi
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, let’s just hop on Yelp and give this mafia boss a 2 star review, he wasn’t as scary as he was supposed to be and his workers kept smelling this weird sugar stuff. 2 out of 5.
@joocygoosy4033
4 жыл бұрын
Vili Prökkinen I actually want this
@e12129e
4 жыл бұрын
Worst Mafia Boss, you say? Well im sure JoJo wouldnt be a great mafia boss but GioGio is a great mafia boss
Deborah is so annoyed at jojo because he's calling her in every video
@hisweetie1057
4 жыл бұрын
lmaaaoo
@joshuatorres4970
4 жыл бұрын
Is Deborah his mother? Because he says mom at 0:34
JoJo: *Draws line* Also JoJo: *"Wow u have a long name"* Me: *"my mans"*
Me: **walks in to Jojo’s office** Jojo: “so you have chosen death”
@officerfrosty55
2 жыл бұрын
Me with a totem of undying
When a jojo video says 1 minute ago: “aight imma go sleep” 😴
*You know when you’re disappointed bcuz you’re early and there’s no comments to read while watching it* 🐶
@VarsityAthlete04
4 жыл бұрын
They're gonna be trash anyway
@TheEmpressASMR
4 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! I’m the same... i don’t know what to do with myself!!!🤣
@zaraasmr_
4 жыл бұрын
Moi aussi
@kierancooper404
4 жыл бұрын
Yep me wenever I'm early to a miniladd vidio
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
@alia hogue yeah
Just follow the light" *Jojo starts having a seizure* "Looks like you couldn't follow the light"
⭐️ He yells at me everyday, I'm sick of it! -Debra
So everyone in the comments gon act like he didn’t say his name was Dr. didlldy wing wing ping pong Wong joe mama?
@lillyxtiger
4 жыл бұрын
you mean dr. diddly langlang chang chee ming dennis joe mama?
@ratty3969
4 жыл бұрын
Smolp's is a good joke.
@BxIt
4 жыл бұрын
Do not like this it is on exactly 69 likes
@ayeshasreedhar7715
4 жыл бұрын
Trillix - I unliked it so it can stay at 69🤣💀
@k.kmittal9729
4 жыл бұрын
Smolp..and the fact u paused the video to write it in comment
Smartness Lvl 1: Elementary Lvl 10: Middle School Lvl 20: High School Lvl 50: College Lvl 69: guessing were Debra is on a video
@thelightgamer1324
4 жыл бұрын
Level 100: making an educated guess on where Debra is Level unknown ( level infinite): knowing where Debra is
@german_shepard_2313
4 жыл бұрын
I'm still at 1 SIKE IM GOIGN TO LEVEL 10!
@kellyfirth6931
4 жыл бұрын
Level 200: knowing how to spell where and knowing where Debra is in the video and in person
@senmiin
4 жыл бұрын
Level 1000: being Debra
@ace6645
4 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of those mafia games where the person goes from level 1 to 60 in a matter of seconds jwnwjwjw
Jojo deserves an oscar for not breaking out into laughter while filming these
@Kehzro
2 жыл бұрын
He does, just cuts it out🤣
@officerfrosty55
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to break it to you but... Video editing exists
Nobody: Jojo: I’m gonna be honest this is my first time actually doing a plastic surgery so yeah Also jojo: I have done lots of plastic surgery’s on celebrity’s
@Shuroii
3 жыл бұрын
There's times where you use an apostrophe and there's times where you don't. If a word you're trying to make into a plural ends on a "y", it becomes a "ie" with no apostrophes anywhere.
LMAO THE “FOLLOW THE LIGHT” PART HAS ME DYINGG😂😂🤣😭
@morbidsoul
4 жыл бұрын
SAMEEENAKSNSJS , ALSO 15:40
ITS CONFIRMED PEOPLE DEBORAH IS HIS MOM THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING WE KNOW
@bluemerxld
4 жыл бұрын
adrian its called a roleplay, its not really confirmed yet :/
@Fierymemes
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Spongy it’s a joke :/
@mustafaafzal4749
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Spongy Holy shit how stupid are you
@bluemerxld
4 жыл бұрын
Im just saying
@bluemerxld
4 жыл бұрын
:/
Jojo: so where do you live? Me: well it’s kind of embarsing.. Jojo: it’s fine Me: ok..in my moms closet I’m struggling a lil bit- Jojo: No way I live there to! Me: wait,- what..?
Nobody: Jojo: No way, that’s my grandpa’s birthday-
@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
2 жыл бұрын
He called you old in 69 different languages
“What’s your favorite episode of Spongebob?” The Bubblebowl, obviously.
@kaigegardiner5920
4 жыл бұрын
Nah home sweet pineapple is the best
@idvsofi
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but *JELLYFISH JAM*
@user-ks8bp4bj8k
4 жыл бұрын
Tsuyu Asui HeNlO tSu
@evangault1392
4 жыл бұрын
Is this a older kid joke, I'm too young to understand?
@andylovesbats4566
3 жыл бұрын
Jellyfish jam, definitely
Jojo: I can’t believe I just moved a guys ear to his elbow Jojo five minutes later: yeah this is my first time ever doing this soo...
@notnamedsally
4 жыл бұрын
10:58 Shows pictures of previous work hes done
@earlmcallister1462
4 жыл бұрын
Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?
@earlmcallister1462
4 жыл бұрын
Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?
@chemsolos
4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute I've seen him before. *looks at wanted psycho path poster* Did I leave the toaster in the bath water?
@Adnonnymous
4 жыл бұрын
@@earlmcallister1462 no
"What anesthesia do we use?" "Yeah" "We use ketamine" "yeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
jojo is just honest about the stuff that service providers usually hide. its not per se a worst reviewed asmr, its kind of a fully honest service asmr lolololol
Jojo: Yeah I'v had some work done, I used to be a blonde Jojo's high school year book picture: 👱♀️
jojo: we use horse tranqualizer me: not the ketamine...
@henrybug88
4 жыл бұрын
Jojo: “highest quality tranquilliser” Me: “in a K-hole for 7 weeks whilst my eyes get moved to my knees”
@avolatilenoodle7829
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this comment was just to flex your knowledge of medicinal terminology
@AmayaSymone
4 жыл бұрын
A volatile noodle or they use it recreationally
@avolatilenoodle7829
4 жыл бұрын
@@AmayaSymone or that
@killat2985
4 жыл бұрын
I'd love if my doctor gave me ketamine
Nobody: JoJo: No Way My Grandpa was born on that day
I was so close to bursting out laughing this whole video, but I did get relaxed. It’s been 7 weeks, that anesthesia works really well. My parents were sleeping and I almost laughed so hard at the follow the light part
Nobody: Jojo: Dr. Diddly Langlang Chang Cher Ming Dennis Joe Mama
@MrOnay-px1jx
4 жыл бұрын
Original comment format
@falkeprophet
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Onay youtube comments are like those machines where you put in a coin and it gives you a random figurine or something but some are more rare than others and the nobody format is one of the common ones. If you are really lucky you can get a “rare” or “original” comment but that has a very low chance of occurring.
@Sh12pen
4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this, aww
@safesins
4 жыл бұрын
haha it's funny because it has Joe mama in the name
@falkeprophet
4 жыл бұрын
safesins haha it’s funny cause you purposely ruined the joke and I’m funny cause I purposely ruined the joke that purposely ruined the joke
Jojo: "the doctor is in." Me: "And im out!"
@kurosakitagami2788
4 жыл бұрын
Shader jojo: the doctor is in Me aight ima head out
@taylor2700
4 жыл бұрын
Shader I’m in
@jacobleonard4651
4 жыл бұрын
Jenny Campbell is always out
I love how the tablet near 11:47 shows Google Search results for "Characters With Big Nose"
Started talking about anesthesia and instant thought “ I better not wake up in a ice bath missing organs”
me crying, sulking and laying in a pit of despair: /: Jojo: chingaligalingaliganagdnjoemamma Me: *giggle*
@Slugger11111
4 жыл бұрын
Did you have a stroke while writing the name R/ihadastroke?
Jojo: Are you ok- Me: *no* Jojo: -with us using uh local anesthesia to put you to sleep? Me: *oh yeah sure.*
I always use ASMR and Comedy for backround sound when I’m playing video games. Now I have both in one 😃
@hvizdosk
3 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
Actually here is a theory: Both his assistant and his mom is named Debra
ASMR WORST reviewed veterinarian
No one: Jojo: hoRsE tRaNqUiLiZeR
@Slugger11111
4 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw
JoJo: what's your name? Me: it's Ca- Also JoJo: *Proceeds to aggressively rip pencil across paper* JoJo yet again: that's a long name! Me: it's 4 letters long
@iga8282
3 жыл бұрын
mines a 3 letter one
@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
2 жыл бұрын
Nahhhhh my name is æ
@sokaiton
2 жыл бұрын
*carl*
We are getting closer to the "worst reviewed heart surgent"
Day 30 of asking for an “ASMR worst reviewed restaurant”
@watchman6461
4 жыл бұрын
ETA: 1 year + 8 turned sideways
@kiznaa
4 жыл бұрын
And drug wheeler dealer
@izurukamukura4322
4 жыл бұрын
What about shrek! xD
@maxmoran6239
4 жыл бұрын
Hi man!try the asmr Ryan!he does that sorta thing
Me: Uhm sir... Why is my nose now on my ches- **Oh wait I found him on Yelp right...** Also me: So how much?
Him insulting and scaring and telling me I may die or get something awful done to my face Me: ahh this is so relaxing *falls asleep
"nO wAy?! mY grAnDmA wAs bOrN oN tHaT dAy"
@jojobrainrot8482
4 жыл бұрын
Goku Black excuse me it’s grAnDpA
1:25 Jojo: Y'know, just the usual Me: *double soy espresso cappuccino latte?*
@mr.correct8475
4 жыл бұрын
wut
I would have bursted out in laughter if he would have shown Michael Jackson as an Example for the nose
@Blinx25605
4 жыл бұрын
@@zacharypatti6914 Thank you:)
Jojo: *pulls out gloves and immediately points out that he's violating the hippocratic oath*
Jojo:takes mask off Me:OUT UT FUGING MASK BACK ON RN
Day 1 of asking JoJo to do a “Worst Reviewed Painter ASMR” btw I am finally early! Love your vids JoJo!!
@exzrtsinz
4 жыл бұрын
Lol never get hearts thanks JoJo!
@elauhera7570
4 жыл бұрын
@@marrowyoutube what ?
@marrowyoutube
4 жыл бұрын
@@elauhera7570 I'm talking about the commenter
Me: I’m early I should say something funny! My brain: actually quantum mechanics forbids this
@TheEmpressASMR
4 жыл бұрын
Bosco Lorin 🤣🤣🤣
@onlypain.4505
4 жыл бұрын
This is such a paradox
Jojo: there’s a 15% chance of you losing all sense of smell Me: I like those odds
Hard to fall asleep when’s he’s cracking jokes 😂
Nobody: Jojo: I PLaY ALot oF plAnTS Vs zoMbIEs
@son_goku_dragon_ball
4 жыл бұрын
Olivia_recordz breeeeins
@kiznaa
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kennyk1lla419
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he said it RIGHT as I read as I read this comment was just perfect timing
@wisconsinstate
4 жыл бұрын
:(
1 like=how many surgeries he did wrong Edit: thx for all of the likes I’ve never had this many
@patchesfox
4 жыл бұрын
Moldezar XV I thought u called him that and I was so confused
@c.harlotte
4 жыл бұрын
ie how many people he’s murdered
@SlyFunkyMonkey
4 жыл бұрын
*surgeries
@LunexZz00
4 жыл бұрын
Oh sorry
@chemsolos
4 жыл бұрын
Hes never done surgeries like how he said.
“I used to be a blonde”😂😂😂
Me: February 200- JoJo:**No way my grandfather was born on that day** Me: I- 👁️👄👁️
Literally no one: Jojo: "has a chance of being poisonous"
@shrug1250
4 жыл бұрын
It hurt itself in its confusion!
@joaolopes3780
4 жыл бұрын
I mean... He isn't wrong Literally, everything can be toxic. It just depends on the amount consumed. Even water can be toxic.
what mic is that?
@salad712
3 жыл бұрын
Blue yeti or something idk
Me wanting plastic surgery so no one pukes at the sight of my face. Jojo: well I’m a put this boi to sleep for 7 weeks.
Jojo: this is my first time actually doing this... Also Jojo: here is some of my work that I’ve done in the past. 🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
When jojo looks like an elf😂
Make a “Worst reviewed car salesman”!!!
@sillygrl
4 жыл бұрын
matildas dad
@hmfc2422
4 жыл бұрын
@@sillygrl I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT XD
Jojo: "So i stuck a bowling ball inside this guys nose, and he said he wasn't satisfied!" Background: *laughs*
Your so funny 😆 lol And I have a sleep problem and your videos are the reason why I can’t sleep at night
@pizzaface2748
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
“Debra” has seemed to appear in many videos now. -Game Theorists
@pengweng3795
4 жыл бұрын
But hey, that’s just a theory...an asmr theory
@hiyoko7670
4 жыл бұрын
Jay Wood Deborah is coo coo
@SMEGGYTOE
4 жыл бұрын
How dare you spell Deborah's name wrong
@jessecolley3332
4 жыл бұрын
It would be film theory because it's a video not a game.
@sfncheko
4 жыл бұрын
*Film**
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Walked in with two ears, left with three - A costumer with great hearing
@mathiasdaems7144
4 жыл бұрын
Yendo De Vries hallo nederlandstalige
@gavingemstone2849
4 жыл бұрын
Is that where my ear went?
"Oh cool my grampa was born on that day-" Had me laughing💀
Take a shot every time Jojo explains the cranial nerve exam