*Walks in* Jojo: “I really hope that person forgives me for putting one of his ears to his elbows.” Me: “I should probably be leaving now...”

@firelion7015

4 жыл бұрын

When he said that line I immediately liked the video

@TheEmpressASMR

4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@zaraasmr_

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Meeseeek

4 жыл бұрын

Fire Lion when i read your comment i immediately liked the video

@angelinakuddus6908

4 жыл бұрын

It is probably interesting having an ear on my elbow ....

Nobody: Jojo: *invents anaesthesia that knocks you out for 7 weeks*

@The_Sandwich1984

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 not sure about the ketamine that knocked me out for 7 weeks, but damn I fell well rested

@atomicclips3906

4 жыл бұрын

You know that’s just me after 4 monsters

@cripplewitharipple8149

4 жыл бұрын

me, whenever my plug delivers

@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

He should do a “worst reviewed Deborah”

@dellcomputer9181

4 жыл бұрын

he should make a compilation of deborah being annoying

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

What's Deborah? Sorry I'm not the smartest cookie in the crayon box

@azuremorpho

4 жыл бұрын

@@Forlorn_Overseer in every "worst reviewed" video he is speaking with a person named Debra. And thats the funny way of writing that name i guess.

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

@@azuremorpho thanks man

@zoe2560

4 жыл бұрын

Yess!!

Surgeon: Are you nervous? Me: Yes Surgeon: me too

@mr_gloomiea8562

4 жыл бұрын

omfg hell ya! u remember it too!

@_alex.kindle25

4 жыл бұрын

😑

@kaigegardiner5920

4 жыл бұрын

Too*

@arandomelf3050

4 жыл бұрын

‘Boi’ R d AinsleyFMD420 *boY

@stvxooooo

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

Jojo: my name is- Me: Joe Mama Jojo: Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama. Me: *fair enough.*

@mr.gamer2135

4 жыл бұрын

*Takes 2 minutes to write what Jojo named him self*

@slay3364

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.gamer2135 lmao

@harrymcdonagh4013

4 жыл бұрын

@C Davis no

@shoxd2350

4 жыл бұрын

@dennisasmr ?

@alikane746

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrymcdonagh4013 yes

nobody: jojo in every “worst reviewed...”: *DEBORA*

@kurosakitagami2788

4 жыл бұрын

AllyXXIV I shit down the sink yeet

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

jojo : DEBORA! debora: what? Jojo:visible confusion

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurosakitagami2788 what the actual fuck

@tonymassotti6514

4 жыл бұрын

Debra* 🤣

@lolabunumoved9260

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Debra being his mom makes me think that he's a kid just pretending to do all these jobs and thats why he's the worst at them.

@James_Oni

4 жыл бұрын

Box Fox you are a genius

@ruabootoo7483

4 жыл бұрын

That's a very good point...

@cythiaunicorn5179

4 жыл бұрын

Good point

@nuttyrant2747

4 жыл бұрын

I never knew that Deborah was his mom, interesting...

@azuremorpho

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuttyrant2747 he called her mom at the end of his phone call

“We use *horse tranquilliser* “ oH

@jayden3331

4 жыл бұрын

KeTaMiNe

@CBCsolar

4 жыл бұрын

@@brockachu4109*Confused big brain*

@tristantheinconspicuousali5579

4 жыл бұрын

So we get the good shit!

@Lxk3ez

4 жыл бұрын

Motivat0r :5 Kids: wh0OsH

@ilyasap

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayden3331 it's ecstasy bro

Never do I ever watch Jojo’s “Worst Reviewed” videos for sleep.😂 Jojo can put me to sleep, but these are so entertaining and funny it would be disrespectful to sleep during these.

@whyinalt5207

4 жыл бұрын

K C i accidentally sleep to them lol

@Xehisa

4 жыл бұрын

I dont even watch them as asmr, its just a quiet roleplay

@sophiama5949

4 жыл бұрын

TRUE😂

@meeker_beeker

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@meeker_beeker

4 жыл бұрын

@@whyinalt5207 same here at night I feel sleepy so put it near my ear then I get knocked out

Day 1 asking Jojo to make a “worst reviewed” playlist

@trygvejoakimsen4861

4 жыл бұрын

He had 67 likes didnt he

@mattiek16._.

4 жыл бұрын

There is one

@woopamusic

4 жыл бұрын

I made a jojo’s worst review playlist for ya, check it here : kzread.info/head/PLT3PlD0ezfUzKzPVS6vwqtDYdHPNyBCA-

@manfredstrandenwik5603

4 жыл бұрын

@@woopamusic thank u!

@woopamusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@manfredstrandenwik5603 No problem ! (i will update it when a new video comes out)

He has fell He can smell He uses dell But most importantly *Dont lie to him, he can tell*

@antegen598

4 жыл бұрын

FINALLY something original I liked and subscribed 👍

@dylanmckee3458

4 жыл бұрын

#futurePoet

@sakiifx

4 жыл бұрын

@@antegen598 Thanks I feel the same way, its so rare that you find an original comment so whenever I make one I make it original if I can

@sakiifx

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmckee3458 Haha, thanks #futureHashtagCreator

@aaahah9931

4 жыл бұрын

Leaving it at 666 likes

Fun fact: one nostril takes in more air than the other and switches every 4 hours. Throughout the day, each nostril takes regular breaks by alternating contraction and expansion called the nasal cycle. This changeover occurs every 2-4 hours. Right now, if you're breathing through your nose, most of the air is going in and out of one side, with a much smaller amount passing through the other. Hey this is future me, 2 years into the future to be exact. Or 3. Or 4 just whenever you're reading this comment, anyways I'm probably gonna continue editing this comment in the near future since I keep getting comments on it.

@deborahlewis1317

4 жыл бұрын

Your really smart good job

@ShecTheG0D

4 жыл бұрын

@@deborahlewis1317 thanks

@deborahlewis1317

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShecTheG0D ur welcome

@makermario6665

4 жыл бұрын

OMG Deborah you are Dr. Diddly-LangLang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama's mother!!!!!!!

@postalsophia

4 жыл бұрын

ew

Is it just me or are the “worst reviewed” videos the most relaxing HAHA

@BradloeJansen

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what you call most reviewed, welcome to the opposite paralell universe, pal! XD

@Mia-rn8jh

4 жыл бұрын

i just prefer whispering the whole videos instead of props

@ImJustLayZ

4 жыл бұрын

Just you

@cythiaunicorn5179

4 жыл бұрын

Meeee

2:58 Jojo: Could you please verify your name Me: Ian Jojo: That's a really long name Me: *o h*

@Timeira

4 жыл бұрын

My name is b

@user-ks8bp4bj8k

4 жыл бұрын

*My name is E*

@tombkeeper270

4 жыл бұрын

People named Jo 👁️💧👄💧👁️

@ianthomson578

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ejpugh2448

3 жыл бұрын

My name is EJ

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ _“He cut my whole nose off, gave me red eyes and white skin. Exactly what I asked for. Ready to ki- I mean hug some muggles.”_ -a very happy Lord Voldemort

@taikuri7408

4 жыл бұрын

Hello my Potter fan👓⚡

@yourlocalhufflepuff7430

4 жыл бұрын

Niklas Riekki ayyyy! Heyyy ⚡️✉️📕

@taikuri7408

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalhufflepuff7430 Are you a Hufflepuff? Because I am!

@yourlocalhufflepuff7430

4 жыл бұрын

Niklas Riekki yep! The clues in my name 😂💛🖤

@taikuri7408

4 жыл бұрын

Cool!

Dr: "Its okay John, its gonna be alright.." Patient: "My names not John." Dr: "Yeah I know, Its my name." Patient: " *w h a t w a s t h a t ?* "

@johnstover7260

3 жыл бұрын

Youre name may not be John.... but mine is😐

@J_a_y_l_a

3 жыл бұрын

-just- *showing* -himself- *some* -motivation-

@naomigwolfe8112

3 жыл бұрын

Plottwist: both of your last names are John

@iska1565

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnstover7260 your* Srry

@kylerhamilton8998

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up i just had a fucking bruh moment

No one: Absolutely no one: JoJo: “oh yeah just a head transplant”

@ronaldcosa6319

4 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@kiznaa

4 жыл бұрын

Only a head transplant 😂

@sergeyvolynets434

4 жыл бұрын

Nice JoJo reference (in both senses)

@ri1570

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Dean ASMR did his makeup after...

@cripplewitharipple8149

4 жыл бұрын

@@sergeyvolynets434 what other sense? I'm confu- KONO DIO DA

Jojo: “how often do you exercise” Me: “Well, I...” JoJo: “Don’t lie to me, I can tell.” Me: **inhales deep* BOI IF YOU DONT

@b.natejoseph7707

4 жыл бұрын

I see you a man of culture

@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@reubenwilson1765

4 жыл бұрын

R we all just gonna ignore the fact that it sounded like he said balls and not pulse at 15:36

@eloseller444

4 жыл бұрын

e

@manialord1699

4 жыл бұрын

Sunshine 500th like and 5th comment

Me: Mom, can I get plastic surgery Mom: We have plastic surgery at home Plastic surgery at home:

@asterixyt6640

4 жыл бұрын

Where tf do you live

@meepjello5887

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@efdaisumc4708

4 жыл бұрын

@DragonCommands wym i live in a trash can

@veerlehacking50

3 жыл бұрын

Asterix YT) lmao 💀😂

@eddievhfan18

3 жыл бұрын

I like the comment just change ur profile pic it made me throw up Urggghhhh fortnite 😷

Petition to change his channel name to Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama ASMR

@ChristopherLeslie2

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@cndyljn

4 жыл бұрын

I signed it :)

@canyousee2578

3 жыл бұрын

Signed

@leydacastro4468

3 жыл бұрын

Signed

@theblueberry4466

3 жыл бұрын

Knowone is aloud to like this comment anymore because of the number of likes, 69. I am sorry @Gef the Dalby Spook but it has 69 likes to the perfect comment and the petition... signed

Wait Deborah is your mom? pLoT tWiSt

@SpagghetiMan69

4 жыл бұрын

Dear God what the hecc happened to LazarBeam?! (🌵)

@zaraasmr_

4 жыл бұрын

🤭

@kierancooper404

4 жыл бұрын

Wait Deborah lives in America and is a alien agent (ehm a reference to lazarbeam)

@pacooftaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@kierancooper404 ahahhahaha, yeah I get it

@pacooftaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpagghetiMan69 yes

Friend:how waa the surgery? *Me with my arms switched with my legs* Also me: it was alright

@prvttyrvstedblvde

4 жыл бұрын

I died

@2sadmwamdskmws

4 жыл бұрын

Your friend Waluigi?

@annagelato8908

4 жыл бұрын

Deelaron - Communist Minecraft Gaming 😂🤣

nobody: jojo in every single worst reviewed thumbnail: 😏

@Snazzy_.09

2 жыл бұрын

✂️😏

1:28 Kim Kardashian: Those are rookie numbers

@devilplaysgey4513

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@annabellaapean

3 жыл бұрын

@@devilplaysgey4513 thank yoy

@h0zteri69

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

We need a “worst reviewed” playlist so we can find all of Jojo’s role plays in one place!

@cassiobean

4 жыл бұрын

You can make it

@juicewrldbiggestfan

4 жыл бұрын

I made one

@juicewrldbiggestfan

4 жыл бұрын

It’s private tho

@readepringle6186

4 жыл бұрын

Oui

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

Here ya go boi

Anyone else loving these “worst reviewed” videos?

@prettyblaq7574

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! They are hilarious 😂🤣😂

@southparkfan9764

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@tannukiiruukii

4 жыл бұрын

How many times will I see this same comment

@1subscribervwithnovideosch749

4 жыл бұрын

@@tannukiiruukii factss

Nobody: Every single person in this comment section: Nobody:

@AuriPigeonery

4 жыл бұрын

I wish *nobody* used the same comment over and over

@editedbyshell981

4 жыл бұрын

YEET

@iheartmun

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody:

@davegamesgames42

4 жыл бұрын

Auri Pigeonery have you heard of a format?

@dotcomgamingd5564

4 жыл бұрын

it's bad and unfunny format imo

Litterally noone Jojo: **thinks my nose is 9 inches wide**

@harrymack3565

4 жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me that Is NOT normal.

@KoroKuna

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrymack3565 I didn't say it isn't normal

@scwid2475

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@KoroKuna

4 жыл бұрын

@@scwid2475 yos

Nobody: Jojo: on the phone during plastic surgery

@TheEmpressASMR

4 жыл бұрын

TylerLambo1086 🤣🤣

him to me: that’s a long name also him: dr diddly-langlang-chang-chee-ming-dennis-joe-mama

@spir9t956

4 жыл бұрын

it seems that you've found the joke

@evaqween569

4 жыл бұрын

yee yee also him : draws a line as the name

@plazmaboi5387

4 жыл бұрын

Piddley

@josepalacios6623

4 жыл бұрын

That Joe mama got me

@scaresouls

3 жыл бұрын

😐

Debra is Jojo's mom A whole new level has been added to the JoJo lore

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

Wait there's a lore?-

@Tiger-ks9xp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Forlorn_Overseer Did..Did you not know?

@cynicalbutterscotch6581

4 жыл бұрын

OffTheGoop or it’s his wife that he abused and often works with her on jobs against her will. Forcing her to comply to whatever he says or asks

@brightlight6662

4 жыл бұрын

Debra:BUT IT WAS ME.....DIO JoJo:KAMEKAMEHAAA Me:AH YES MY FAN FIC IS GOING WELL

@jakkkkannon2806

2 жыл бұрын

Mum*

When jojo said I hope that guys forgives for moving his ear to his arm, their is an actual artist named stelios Arcadiou who surgically attached an ear to his arm

@biaxolotl5171

3 жыл бұрын

Weird

@daddy_chimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@biaxolotl5171 fr 🤔

Ways to clean your soul: Holy water Praying Watching Jojo’s vids

@khloecarver

4 жыл бұрын

Amen, amen, and amen.

@delta9508

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Zachary_prince

4 жыл бұрын

A Dio

@eleniareacts9586

4 жыл бұрын

No need for the jojo character bud

@Zachary_prince

4 жыл бұрын

Elenia Reacts who are talking to?

*jojo talking to Debra* “Sorry mom” Hol up

@claymore7315

4 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm? I think not!

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

@@claymore7315 but that's just a theory....a film theory??!!

@randot0769

4 жыл бұрын

It’s spelt Deborah

@MrPerfectCellToYou

4 жыл бұрын

Max Moran TTTHHHHHHHANKS FOR WATCHING

Nobody: Jojo: Yeah I put a guys ear on his elbow Also jojo: Yeah ive never done one of these before

@spir9t956

4 жыл бұрын

pointing out jokes sure is funny

@loquita-lostwave

4 жыл бұрын

//looks for inconsistencies in an asmr video//

@maddenmobilered2490

4 жыл бұрын

@soule that’s a stolen comment

@kylerhamilton8998

3 жыл бұрын

He dudent try to help him with surgery he just did it he dident care he did it on purpose lol

@polish_pigeon

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylerhamilton8998 duden't? Lmao

"Everything fine you will be great" "The anesthesia will knock you out for about 7 weeks."

@Slugger11111

4 жыл бұрын

That's one helluva drug

@german_shepard_2313

4 жыл бұрын

No sch90l I miss school mostly freinds and teachers

@agoodfragmentoforeos9643

3 жыл бұрын

@@german_shepard_2313 what

Day 1 of asking Jojo to make a ''Worst reviewed Mafia boss'' 3:32

@krista8210

4 жыл бұрын

Hellou finnish friends

@fruitbowlclan6109

4 жыл бұрын

Like Dr. T

@AnonymousTypeShi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, let’s just hop on Yelp and give this mafia boss a 2 star review, he wasn’t as scary as he was supposed to be and his workers kept smelling this weird sugar stuff. 2 out of 5.

@joocygoosy4033

4 жыл бұрын

Vili Prökkinen I actually want this

@e12129e

4 жыл бұрын

Worst Mafia Boss, you say? Well im sure JoJo wouldnt be a great mafia boss but GioGio is a great mafia boss

Deborah is so annoyed at jojo because he's calling her in every video

@hisweetie1057

4 жыл бұрын

lmaaaoo

@joshuatorres4970

4 жыл бұрын

Is Deborah his mother? Because he says mom at 0:34

JoJo: *Draws line* Also JoJo: *"Wow u have a long name"* Me: *"my mans"*

Me: **walks in to Jojo’s office** Jojo: “so you have chosen death”

@officerfrosty55

2 жыл бұрын

Me with a totem of undying

When a jojo video says 1 minute ago: “aight imma go sleep” 😴

*You know when you’re disappointed bcuz you’re early and there’s no comments to read while watching it* 🐶

@VarsityAthlete04

4 жыл бұрын

They're gonna be trash anyway

@TheEmpressASMR

4 жыл бұрын

Haha!!! I’m the same... i don’t know what to do with myself!!!🤣

@zaraasmr_

4 жыл бұрын

Moi aussi

@kierancooper404

4 жыл бұрын

Yep me wenever I'm early to a miniladd vidio

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

@alia hogue yeah

Just follow the light" *Jojo starts having a seizure* "Looks like you couldn't follow the light"

⭐️ He yells at me everyday, I'm sick of it! -Debra

So everyone in the comments gon act like he didn’t say his name was Dr. didlldy wing wing ping pong Wong joe mama?

@lillyxtiger

4 жыл бұрын

you mean dr. diddly langlang chang chee ming dennis joe mama?

@ratty3969

4 жыл бұрын

Smolp's is a good joke.

@BxIt

4 жыл бұрын

Do not like this it is on exactly 69 likes

@ayeshasreedhar7715

4 жыл бұрын

Trillix - I unliked it so it can stay at 69🤣💀

@k.kmittal9729

4 жыл бұрын

Smolp..and the fact u paused the video to write it in comment

Smartness Lvl 1: Elementary Lvl 10: Middle School Lvl 20: High School Lvl 50: College Lvl 69: guessing were Debra is on a video

@thelightgamer1324

4 жыл бұрын

Level 100: making an educated guess on where Debra is Level unknown ( level infinite): knowing where Debra is

@german_shepard_2313

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still at 1 SIKE IM GOIGN TO LEVEL 10!

@kellyfirth6931

4 жыл бұрын

Level 200: knowing how to spell where and knowing where Debra is in the video and in person

@senmiin

4 жыл бұрын

Level 1000: being Debra

@ace6645

4 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of those mafia games where the person goes from level 1 to 60 in a matter of seconds jwnwjwjw

Jojo deserves an oscar for not breaking out into laughter while filming these

@Kehzro

2 жыл бұрын

He does, just cuts it out🤣

@officerfrosty55

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to break it to you but... Video editing exists

Nobody: Jojo: I’m gonna be honest this is my first time actually doing a plastic surgery so yeah Also jojo: I have done lots of plastic surgery’s on celebrity’s

@Shuroii

3 жыл бұрын

There's times where you use an apostrophe and there's times where you don't. If a word you're trying to make into a plural ends on a "y", it becomes a "ie" with no apostrophes anywhere.

LMAO THE “FOLLOW THE LIGHT” PART HAS ME DYINGG😂😂🤣😭

@morbidsoul

4 жыл бұрын

SAMEEENAKSNSJS , ALSO 15:40

ITS CONFIRMED PEOPLE DEBORAH IS HIS MOM THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING WE KNOW

@bluemerxld

4 жыл бұрын

adrian its called a roleplay, its not really confirmed yet :/

@Fierymemes

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Spongy it’s a joke :/

@mustafaafzal4749

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Spongy Holy shit how stupid are you

@bluemerxld

4 жыл бұрын

Im just saying

@bluemerxld

4 жыл бұрын

:/

Jojo: so where do you live? Me: well it’s kind of embarsing.. Jojo: it’s fine Me: ok..in my moms closet I’m struggling a lil bit- Jojo: No way I live there to! Me: wait,- what..?

Nobody: Jojo: No way, that’s my grandpa’s birthday-

@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants

2 жыл бұрын

He called you old in 69 different languages

“What’s your favorite episode of Spongebob?” The Bubblebowl, obviously.

@kaigegardiner5920

4 жыл бұрын

Nah home sweet pineapple is the best

@idvsofi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but *JELLYFISH JAM*

@user-ks8bp4bj8k

4 жыл бұрын

Tsuyu Asui HeNlO tSu

@evangault1392

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a older kid joke, I'm too young to understand?

@andylovesbats4566

3 жыл бұрын

Jellyfish jam, definitely

Jojo: I can’t believe I just moved a guys ear to his elbow Jojo five minutes later: yeah this is my first time ever doing this soo...

@notnamedsally

4 жыл бұрын

10:58 Shows pictures of previous work hes done

@earlmcallister1462

4 жыл бұрын

Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?

@earlmcallister1462

4 жыл бұрын

Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?

@chemsolos

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute I've seen him before. *looks at wanted psycho path poster* Did I leave the toaster in the bath water?

@Adnonnymous

4 жыл бұрын

@@earlmcallister1462 no

"What anesthesia do we use?" "Yeah" "We use ketamine" "yeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

jojo is just honest about the stuff that service providers usually hide. its not per se a worst reviewed asmr, its kind of a fully honest service asmr lolololol

Jojo: Yeah I'v had some work done, I used to be a blonde Jojo's high school year book picture: 👱‍♀️

jojo: we use horse tranqualizer me: not the ketamine...

@henrybug88

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo: “highest quality tranquilliser” Me: “in a K-hole for 7 weeks whilst my eyes get moved to my knees”

@avolatilenoodle7829

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this comment was just to flex your knowledge of medicinal terminology

@AmayaSymone

4 жыл бұрын

A volatile noodle or they use it recreationally

@avolatilenoodle7829

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmayaSymone or that

@killat2985

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love if my doctor gave me ketamine

Nobody: JoJo: No Way My Grandpa was born on that day

I was so close to bursting out laughing this whole video, but I did get relaxed. It’s been 7 weeks, that anesthesia works really well. My parents were sleeping and I almost laughed so hard at the follow the light part

Nobody: Jojo: Dr. Diddly Langlang Chang Cher Ming Dennis Joe Mama

@MrOnay-px1jx

4 жыл бұрын

Original comment format

@falkeprophet

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Onay youtube comments are like those machines where you put in a coin and it gives you a random figurine or something but some are more rare than others and the nobody format is one of the common ones. If you are really lucky you can get a “rare” or “original” comment but that has a very low chance of occurring.

@Sh12pen

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment this, aww

@safesins

4 жыл бұрын

haha it's funny because it has Joe mama in the name

@falkeprophet

4 жыл бұрын

safesins haha it’s funny cause you purposely ruined the joke and I’m funny cause I purposely ruined the joke that purposely ruined the joke

Jojo: "the doctor is in." Me: "And im out!"

@kurosakitagami2788

4 жыл бұрын

Shader jojo: the doctor is in Me aight ima head out

@taylor2700

4 жыл бұрын

Shader I’m in

@jacobleonard4651

4 жыл бұрын

Jenny Campbell is always out

I love how the tablet near 11:47 shows Google Search results for "Characters With Big Nose"

Started talking about anesthesia and instant thought “ I better not wake up in a ice bath missing organs”

me crying, sulking and laying in a pit of despair: /: Jojo: chingaligalingaliganagdnjoemamma Me: *giggle*

@Slugger11111

4 жыл бұрын

Did you have a stroke while writing the name R/ihadastroke?

Jojo: Are you ok- Me: *no* Jojo: -with us using uh local anesthesia to put you to sleep? Me: *oh yeah sure.*

I always use ASMR and Comedy for backround sound when I’m playing video games. Now I have both in one 😃

@hvizdosk

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

Actually here is a theory: Both his assistant and his mom is named Debra

ASMR WORST reviewed veterinarian

No one: Jojo: hoRsE tRaNqUiLiZeR

@Slugger11111

4 жыл бұрын

Yeehaw

JoJo: what's your name? Me: it's Ca- Also JoJo: *Proceeds to aggressively rip pencil across paper* JoJo yet again: that's a long name! Me: it's 4 letters long

@iga8282

3 жыл бұрын

mines a 3 letter one

@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants

2 жыл бұрын

Nahhhhh my name is æ

@sokaiton

2 жыл бұрын

*carl*

We are getting closer to the "worst reviewed heart surgent"

Day 30 of asking for an “ASMR worst reviewed restaurant”

@watchman6461

4 жыл бұрын

ETA: 1 year + 8 turned sideways

@kiznaa

4 жыл бұрын

And drug wheeler dealer

@izurukamukura4322

4 жыл бұрын

What about shrek! xD

@maxmoran6239

4 жыл бұрын

Hi man!try the asmr Ryan!he does that sorta thing

Me: Uhm sir... Why is my nose now on my ches- **Oh wait I found him on Yelp right...** Also me: So how much?

Him insulting and scaring and telling me I may die or get something awful done to my face Me: ahh this is so relaxing *falls asleep

"nO wAy?! mY grAnDmA wAs bOrN oN tHaT dAy"

@jojobrainrot8482

4 жыл бұрын

Goku Black excuse me it’s grAnDpA

1:25 Jojo: Y'know, just the usual Me: *double soy espresso cappuccino latte?*

@mr.correct8475

4 жыл бұрын

wut

I would have bursted out in laughter if he would have shown Michael Jackson as an Example for the nose

@Blinx25605

4 жыл бұрын

@@zacharypatti6914 Thank you:)

Jojo: *pulls out gloves and immediately points out that he's violating the hippocratic oath*

Jojo:takes mask off Me:OUT UT FUGING MASK BACK ON RN

Day 1 of asking JoJo to do a “Worst Reviewed Painter ASMR” btw I am finally early! Love your vids JoJo!!

@exzrtsinz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol never get hearts thanks JoJo!

@elauhera7570

4 жыл бұрын

@@marrowyoutube what ?

@marrowyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

@@elauhera7570 I'm talking about the commenter

Me: I’m early I should say something funny! My brain: actually quantum mechanics forbids this

@TheEmpressASMR

4 жыл бұрын

Bosco Lorin 🤣🤣🤣

@onlypain.4505

4 жыл бұрын

This is such a paradox

Jojo: there’s a 15% chance of you losing all sense of smell Me: I like those odds

Hard to fall asleep when’s he’s cracking jokes 😂

Nobody: Jojo: I PLaY ALot oF plAnTS Vs zoMbIEs

@son_goku_dragon_ball

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia_recordz breeeeins

@kiznaa

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@kennyk1lla419

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he said it RIGHT as I read as I read this comment was just perfect timing

@wisconsinstate

4 жыл бұрын

:(

1 like=how many surgeries he did wrong Edit: thx for all of the likes I’ve never had this many

@patchesfox

4 жыл бұрын

Moldezar XV I thought u called him that and I was so confused

@c.harlotte

4 жыл бұрын

ie how many people he’s murdered

@SlyFunkyMonkey

4 жыл бұрын

*surgeries

@LunexZz00

4 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry

@chemsolos

4 жыл бұрын

Hes never done surgeries like how he said.

“I used to be a blonde”😂😂😂

Me: February 200- JoJo:**No way my grandfather was born on that day** Me: I- 👁️👄👁️

Literally no one: Jojo: "has a chance of being poisonous"

@shrug1250

4 жыл бұрын

It hurt itself in its confusion!

@joaolopes3780

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... He isn't wrong Literally, everything can be toxic. It just depends on the amount consumed. Even water can be toxic.

what mic is that?

@salad712

3 жыл бұрын

Blue yeti or something idk

Me wanting plastic surgery so no one pukes at the sight of my face. Jojo: well I’m a put this boi to sleep for 7 weeks.

Jojo: this is my first time actually doing this... Also Jojo: here is some of my work that I’ve done in the past. 🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

When jojo looks like an elf😂

Make a “Worst reviewed car salesman”!!!

@sillygrl

4 жыл бұрын

matildas dad

@hmfc2422

4 жыл бұрын

@@sillygrl I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT XD

Jojo: "So i stuck a bowling ball inside this guys nose, and he said he wasn't satisfied!" Background: *laughs*

Your so funny 😆 lol And I have a sleep problem and your videos are the reason why I can’t sleep at night

@pizzaface2748

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

“Debra” has seemed to appear in many videos now. -Game Theorists

@pengweng3795

4 жыл бұрын

But hey, that’s just a theory...an asmr theory

@hiyoko7670

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Wood Deborah is coo coo

@SMEGGYTOE

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you spell Deborah's name wrong

@jessecolley3332

4 жыл бұрын

It would be film theory because it's a video not a game.

@sfncheko

4 жыл бұрын

*Film**

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Walked in with two ears, left with three - A costumer with great hearing

@mathiasdaems7144

4 жыл бұрын

Yendo De Vries hallo nederlandstalige

@gavingemstone2849

4 жыл бұрын

Is that where my ear went?

"Oh cool my grampa was born on that day-" Had me laughing💀

Take a shot every time Jojo explains the cranial nerve exam