Him: *You've known for three days?! Why didnt you tell you me!?!?* Me: **Pterodactyl Screech**

@GellieBean._.

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Katsuki what are you doing here?

@ginnyweasley2690

4 жыл бұрын

Bakugou Katsuki ? Hello?- what are y o u doing here?-

@todorokishoto6482

4 жыл бұрын

Bakugou Katsuki I get you

@urmomsyd5485

4 жыл бұрын

Todoroki Shoto what are you two doing here...?

@hitoshishinsou4627

4 жыл бұрын

Bakugou...!?

“You’re not gonna get fat, you’re just gonna get a little pregnant” If my bf/gf/husband/wife/fiancé doesn’t say this to me if we have a child I’m so going to slap them a new face

@maiporfir4600

3 жыл бұрын

GODDAMN I AGREE

@laurenchambers392

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao-

@lunaramosivonet9987

3 жыл бұрын

YES.

@mxavocadosimp551

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. :S

@okaywhatdidyousnort

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

Me: **An average female scrolling thru my recommendeds page** My FBI agent: Girl I *KNOW* how lonely you are. I’m finna hook you up **Adds bf ASMR vid** Also my FBI agent: Thank me later sweetheart

@fbiagent4166

4 жыл бұрын

Np sweetheart

@alexisharvey2043

3 жыл бұрын

@@fbiagent4166 i- ur name just makes it funnier

@fbiagent4166

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexisharvey2043 thank you

@alexisharvey2043

3 жыл бұрын

@@fbiagent4166 np 😂😂😂

@cheyenneslife3526

3 жыл бұрын

Heyyy im your bae than

HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD UP. SEVEN (7) YEARS and NO RING !?

@melyssaperez5777

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@melody.kuromi1273

4 жыл бұрын

My parents were together for 10 years before they got married lmao

@irismarino3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@melody.kuromi1273 my parents were together for a year a year later had me three years later divorced 😐

@melody.kuromi1273

4 жыл бұрын

@@irismarino3856 hey atleast that made them happy going seprate ways 😃

@irismarino3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@melody.kuromi1273 yea i guess now my moms on drugs and I live with my dad just saw her two days ago 😬👍

Me:*excited to have a baby!* Him: oh yeah you can't ride rollercoasters anymore Me: WHAT

@laurenchambers392

3 жыл бұрын

Two months later when I’m not scared of roller coasters- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

@miko_as7500

3 жыл бұрын

yk, i probably wouldn’t mind that, i am deathly afraid of rollercoasters 😂

@NWednesdayQuansah

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I felt the same way when he said no sushi. 😂

Him: yeah you can go to the gym with me Me: no I’m to lazy all I do is eat and watch KZread and sleep

@flee1144

4 жыл бұрын

Baby Kawaii Unicorn ME!!👏😂😂😂

@maggiemattison8140

4 жыл бұрын

Yo same

@only_vaeda7186

4 жыл бұрын

i do that even when im not pregnant

@ilikebread818

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

Him: How long have we been together? Mmm 7 years. Me: How long have I been single? Forever!!

@toshikeijiro300

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@hank2586

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@wilburexcuseme9917

2 жыл бұрын

Me: everytime I get a gf

@Ghost_edits2011

Жыл бұрын

Sameeeee

I guess I’m pregnerant now.

@mchi4647

4 жыл бұрын

*pregant* 😂

@whynot6353

4 жыл бұрын

CarliL Preganta

@mchi4647

4 жыл бұрын

@@erikae19 I meant to spell it like that, for lol's

@vegazyla1402

4 жыл бұрын

Pregernant

@mchi4647

4 жыл бұрын

@@erikae19 😂😂😂

HOLD UP! *I thought I was still in school*

@alex-chan4951

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@valen38200

4 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck

@user-vl6mk1hx5p

4 жыл бұрын

We tryin to catch a case-

@jasminejob3780

3 жыл бұрын

we all are in the school and pregnant like in varsity /college

@jamiealvis-rodriguez8288

3 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!!!

Him ; You hate Sushi Me ; I feel attacked Him ; You even hate roller coasters. Me ; I‘m ready to FIGHT YOU !

@bluebellartist7217

4 жыл бұрын

confused Yoongi i don’t like sushi since I hate seafood but I effing love roller coasters. Like me family HATES them but I’m like, “ok, just the 20th time, I want to ride it again!!!!!”

@mymoonhwa

4 жыл бұрын

BlueBell Artist I also don‘t like seafood. I just eat it with vegetables:) ❤️

@vantete4350

4 жыл бұрын

@@mymoonhwa i am in love with seafood *A LOT* they are my favourite . Sorry for my bad english

@colombaescobar8623

4 жыл бұрын

When he said u don't like sushi or roller coasters I was all like "I feel so attacked"

@ImSoDoneWithYall

3 жыл бұрын

Me: likes both of these things ÙnÚ

You gotta do a labor role play

@flee1144

4 жыл бұрын

Madi Young YASSS!!!

@billiejeankennedy4594

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOWWWWWWWWW I WAS THINKING THAT TOOOO! okay ill stop yelling..

@ashleykothe3507

4 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing honestly

@itskarbine3070

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssssd

@zionqupid2554

4 жыл бұрын

Omg might as well take asmr out of the title XD

Him:we’re gonna be parents Me: you know what that means ?😏 Him: no? Me: sHoPpInG!!! (\•o•/)

@kooismyuniverse8115

4 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Britain (\ - w -/)

@cheyennebritain4392

4 жыл бұрын

Winter Bear Love your username Long live Kim Taehyung

@prinya4667

4 жыл бұрын

)^o^(

@stefaniem5603

4 жыл бұрын

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

@valen38200

4 жыл бұрын

\( •○• )/

*and suddenly i’m having a child*

@alex-chan4951

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@nico_a3304

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they look like eri

When he said "ik we've been trying" My immature self died

@buttersquash911

3 жыл бұрын

Plss i went 🤔🤭😏😏

1:34 he sounded like mordecai from regular show-

@flee1144

4 жыл бұрын

uh oh omg 🤣

@hotsteamytea8137

4 жыл бұрын

He does wtf!

@precliard2790

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG

@mtholen4425

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I HEAR IT 😂

@aylissaakamattsleftthigh8686

4 жыл бұрын

Omg he doooooo 😂

Him: why didn't you tell me sooner?! Me: probably because I was scared Him: cuz you were freaked out well then we could freak out together! Me: *how'd you know I'd be freaked out*

@kimora_2674

3 жыл бұрын

I heard him say it, right when I read this😂

*me virtually pregnant: 🤰*

@wubbalubbadubdub3762

3 жыл бұрын

It’s been nine months how is everything?

@gloria-xp6ik

3 жыл бұрын

@@wubbalubbadubdub3762 just had the baby 😩

@elianagunther5359

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao me too 😂😅

I come here every time I get sad because I'm never gonna be able to have kids and somehow I can imagine the love that someone in that situation would feel... and somehow that makes me feel better. Thank you❤️

@stephy8486

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same boat. They make me miss something I'll never have but at the same time make feel love and joy of it

@igotyouallday9483

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too.I mean it's not like I ever wanted kids but finding out that I literally can't have children was like the biggest slap to the face.Listening to this to somehow be able to guess what it feels like

@madelinejolley1490

4 жыл бұрын

@@EJ-qp8vs some people are just, infertile, so they cant have kids

@ChaddersDuck268

4 жыл бұрын

@@EJ-qp8vs ummm privacy

@arlenebernardino6049

10 ай бұрын

Same boat

Are you telling me i’m pregnananat😳

@anamassey8187

4 жыл бұрын

Pregante

@brat.zdholl

4 жыл бұрын

Gregnant

@kikachu2036

4 жыл бұрын

Preggnanto

@adijaangel5680

4 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh I'm - Pomegranate

@abril5285

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m- ✨ᑭOᗰᗴᖇᗩᑎIᗩᑎ🦋

Me, a male, thinking I clicked on ‘helping me sleep’: 🤵🏻 -> 🤰🏻

@st4r729

3 жыл бұрын

OML, well you found your perfect partner if your in LGBTQ then. No hate, just LOVE and bliss

The people who dislike this video THEY DONT HAVE HEAD PHONES

I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend that news when we start our family

@cychlone

4 жыл бұрын

no one asked

@bgkankuro

4 жыл бұрын

Aoi Takeshi I love your pfp😂

@bgkankuro

4 жыл бұрын

Aoi Takeshi uwu🥺

@monkey7588

4 жыл бұрын

@@cychlone Salty 😆😆 *HIT DAT RAGE QUIT*

@oooodoni

3 жыл бұрын

@@cychlone Omg your so ✨ cool ✨😀

Him : You hate sushi. Me : I LOVE SUSHI !

@slaxter_

4 жыл бұрын

I despise sushi 😤

@zubdaalvi5653

3 жыл бұрын

I hate sushi 👀

@zubdaalvi5653

3 жыл бұрын

@@slaxter_ same

@ImSoDoneWithYall

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I love it-

@lokirae3

3 жыл бұрын

i LOVE sushi

I love your audios. And this one is so nice because I love guys who get excited about having kids and being a dad.

@valentinaskyvokin3579

4 жыл бұрын

Me to but I'm scared of kids

@LyssBliss0

Жыл бұрын

@@valentinaskyvokin3579 Lol same

I would be a terrible mom Who want a mom who's watch yaoi manga every single day 😹😹

@jenifferlueger2137

4 жыл бұрын

Me🤣

@redqueen3630

4 жыл бұрын

...i feel like I've been found out

@sxnny_vibez6434

4 жыл бұрын

Aayyyy👍😉 If you wanna listen to yaoi look up Fo-Hu theyve got some really juicy audios.

@joeabbott2742

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@cheyennebritain4392

4 жыл бұрын

Me.....🥺🤏

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP I thought we already had a baby 😮🤨🧐

@ween748

4 жыл бұрын

*plot twist you were in a coma*

@alie8805

4 жыл бұрын

*ooops*

@melyssaperez5777

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist you had a dream inside of ur dream

The video: we are gonna be parents! AD: ARBY’S NEW FRESH WRAPS

Video: Pregnancy Me: Oh- lemme just pretend like I’m NOT afraid to put a tampon in🖐🏾

@charlotteevans3585

2 жыл бұрын

It’s terrifying

him : did you just do one or did you do another one ? me : i did two actually him :you did 3 me : .... 😐... um i said 2 ...

Mom come pick me up, I'm scared

Him: “Just mom” Me: “Yeah or mama, yours can be Daddy😏😌” Him: ”yeah I figured that’s gonna be my title, it’s my title now anyway😏” Me: “HUH??!😃 I- 😳 WOAH SIR PLEASE😅”

Awwww..that was so sweet. Definitely going into the my favourite list . Your scripts are amazing and so realistic. who thinks this should be a series and maybe hopefully we would see a part two someday ☺ #notificationsquad

@BeforeKnightfalls

4 жыл бұрын

Believe or not, most of the stuff I record is on the spot

@user-rc1ph3ft2s

2 жыл бұрын

with how naturally you talk, I'd be more surprised if it were scripted or planned!

wait im just now realizing that you said we’ve been together for seven years and your first upload was literally seven years ago 🥺 it really has been that long 🥺🥺🥺

at 8:53 when he said “yeah i firgurs that’s going to be my title” and then said something like “it already is”. i felt something 😳🤭

@addi2457

3 жыл бұрын

figure*

"I don't know, this is my first kid, I assume we need a doctor." I'm crying XD

HEllO I aM moTheR nOw thIs iS mY foOD babY, his nAmE iS TiMmY aNd hE iS a pAin In aSs bUt I lUve hiM

@neelamoss3822

3 жыл бұрын

I am crying this is funny 🤣 🤣🤣

Him:you hate sushi Me:😍😍😍he knows💛💛

@caffeinefree667

3 жыл бұрын

FRRRR 💀💀💀💀💀

I wanna know; how do u make the kissing noises? Like I can't help but imagine u kissing ur arm or smthing like that 😅😅

@abiriggs3088

4 жыл бұрын

i wanna know too

@beatrice_kookie9915

4 жыл бұрын

I know know

@mimiq1131

4 жыл бұрын

I know someone who does asmr and said that he makes out with his hands 😂

@user-gm1od1zi5f

4 жыл бұрын

He prob kisses his mic alone in his room lmao

Me: *looks in comments* Also me: there are no pregnanant comments..... lets change that

This roleplay instantly made me want to play the sims and I don't know why 😂

Him: It's like you have a secret that you just wont tell me... Me: No, no, nno, definitly not, PLAY ON UR SWITCH WHILE I EAT MY SUSHI

@oooodoni

3 жыл бұрын

Suga~~

Bro I’m not even kidding he said that we were going to teach the kid three languages and I said it before him and I was like I’m going to teach Spanish French and English and then he said it

“ohhhh my go-“ “START LEARNING WITH US TODAY”

Him: you hate sushi Me: I told you I can’t have any seafood. I’m allergic.

Omg, this audio is so adorable. I love you and your cuteness💜

omg lol i do hattee sushi anddd rolleeerrr coastersss

@emilyrain5702

4 жыл бұрын

Same though haha

@todorokishoto6482

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Cottrell I am the way opposite of you

@valen38200

4 жыл бұрын

I dont like sushi but roller coasters 👌

These are so calming

Every time he makes kissing sounds I get butterflies and I know I’m not the only one 😂😂

@coolkat1567

2 жыл бұрын

literally EVERY time lmao

When he started talking about not being fat I started giggling, then it escalated to massages and I started laughing harder and then he goes “Can I see it again? You peed on it a few days ago. It’s fine.” I died 🤣 I love this, and I really need part 2!

My mom: what are you listening to let me hear Me: *changes real quick to gospel music * ok here you go.

@xxcringeycookiezxx3441

3 жыл бұрын

Every time they ask me to do this is exactly what I do.

Wait a second... IM NOT GOING THROUGH BIRTH NO NO NO NO WAY

Omg, i love it. Can't wait for part two maybe 😊

Him: how long have I known you...7 years I’ve known you ....I know you pretty well by now... me: yeah seven years and I still don’t see a ring on my finger 🤦‍♀️

Him: you hate sushi Wow ok I know I don’t eat it all the time but. Him: and you hate roller coaster I’m offended. You think you know the guy 7 years really are you sure about that. 😑

Title: we r going to be parents *Me on my period* Mmhm yup.... im pregnant🤰🤰

I’ve stumbled across your account and I’m in love with the audios!!! ❤❤

the 3 dislikes are from MY parents😂 (step-parent included)

@itskarbine3070

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense lol

I've watched this video about a hundred times now and it's not gett old

The food in my stomach: Hello father. **creepy smile**

Narrador: Después de esto, el se fue por cigarros y ya no regreso 🙌

@BeforeKnightfalls

4 жыл бұрын

Narrador: ... hasta que fumó todo el paquete

@KimDaiLee

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeforeKnightfalls hahaha😁 Wait, Waiiit Spanish??!! Omg thx for reply

@jnkksof

4 жыл бұрын

JAJAJA NOOO

@flee1144

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂🤣😂

@jupiiter4k

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he went for milk

“You hate sushi” **Confused Japanese noises**

Now i need a labor and delivery asmr

I’ve been smiling the entire time 😊

"i-I'm gonna be a dad, your gonna be a mom, we're gonna be parents!" i deadass said out loud- *"well yeah, that's how it usually works"*

I.... Oh my god, I have died from the adorableness of this video 🥺🥺🥺🥺

When u low-key wish u had a bf like this💔😞

9:37 “like a little bit of Spanish” Me a Hispanic, a Mexican, a native Spanish speaker: OMG YESS MY KIDS WILL SPEAK SPANISH!! THEY HAVE TO!😌

hold up, I’m pregununent

@onceortwice_

3 жыл бұрын

Park Jimin pregannanant

Him: I mean think about the perks My brain: You mean the morning sickness, the post pregnancy depression, back pain, the headaches.

....this kinda got me emotional.....I spent my childhood in a single parent family.....so I dream for getting married and have a family with my loved one one day...........I don’t want to be famous or rich.........a stable life with a warm loving family of my own one day would be enough...............and I can’t wait till that day....... God knows how jealous I am every time I see a happy family taking a walk together........ I truly wish I can be a part of a happy family like that one day...............

@mariuxa1404

Жыл бұрын

THIS. I relate so much to this comment. I just want to open my bakery and have a loving and stable relationship with someone 😭

Omg this has made my day, this is adorable 😂😂😂😭😭😭

this is the cutest thing

knight: you're gonna be a mom, were gonna be perents! me: ew.. but also like cute 😂

Hey Knight. I have a question only because I'm curious about how it would go. We have a ton of pregnancy audios such as the Pregnancy Pains video or the You Need To Take It Easy video. But again out of curiosity...will there be a labor audio? Like when it's actually happening? I know if one of the Dad Duty ones you told the little one the story of them being born but we never actually got to see how that went down. I'm just wondering if you're planning on making one of those :3 Love your vids!

okay but like your voice is SO attractive :D

1:34 IT’S MORDECAI

Him: You hate sushi Me: no baby I’m not🙃💔

Him: You hate sushi Me: Sir I love sushi Him: And you never liked rollercoaster that much anyway Me: Dude I LOVE me some rollercoasters

We need a craving one, like wake you up at night and want something to eat

me: is it possible to- youtube: is it possible to be inlove with a voice. me: 😶😶😶

Could you do like a labor coach audio? I think that’s be amazing 💕💕💕

I love how one of the first things he worries about is baby food. Bruh they don't eat solids for months. I dont even have kids or like them and i know that

Him: oh my god! Oh my go- *duo Lingo helps u with all learning languages!🤗*

i’m not going to lie that baby is getting sent back 🤜👶😌❤️

i love rollercoasters and sushi

5:43 the fact that it’s actually Thursday night

Him: no coffee Me: I need my coffee

7 years..? I’m not complaining😌

They are 666 comments 😢😢

Him: no rollercoasters and no seafood Me: I'm cool with that

Can you do one of our water breaking please? I love your videos so muchh !!! xx 🖤🖤

Unfortunately there aren’t a lot of really good men like Knight and Cardlin

İts so cute and I M CRYİNG OK ?! Are you happy now !!its realy cute 😭🥰❤️

I FUCKING LOVE SUSHI 😭

@ohbooyourselves

23 күн бұрын

I got some sushi downstairs now 😂

“You never really liked sushi” Me: 🧍🏻‍♀️*I MUST BE AN IMPOSTER*

Knight: your just gonna get a little pregnant Me: A LITTLE 👁👄👁💧

8:52 the laugh 😭👊

Him:We could do a train running around the top Me: HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!😀😂

“That’s my title now anyways” SIR GET OUTTTTT

You known for 3 days and you didn’t tell me?!!!??!? Me: uh...... ye