Lloyd is the only car salesman I'd ever listen intently to and actually believe would give me a fair price for the car I was being sold

@blakeellis9171

Жыл бұрын

And there's the false sense of security that all car salesmen want you to have

@TheMothdemon

Жыл бұрын

@@blakeellis9171 it's ASMR......... 🤦‍♂️

@blakeellis9171

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMothdemon that's just want they want you think

@nilahfay1650

Жыл бұрын

​@@blakeellis9171 damn you again Morgana

@anobody7467

Жыл бұрын

@@blakeellis9171 your right, I just got tricked into buying a car fron Lloyd with 457% interest.

It would be cool to turn this into a series Lloyd, each video would just be a new decade of cars.

Lloyd's timbre, pacing, phrasing: Nobody else, that I'm aware of, comes close.

@yuribezmenov1552

Жыл бұрын

*Comas close"

@eu3801

4 ай бұрын

Boost!

As a huge car enthusiast I'm so excited to see this! You always do the best work Lloyd! I'm loving it in Lloydville! 😊👍

@yaboyjacer

10 ай бұрын

fax

@ericrodriguez124

8 ай бұрын

not fax, cars. @@yaboyjacer

Another great immersive video in the land of Lloydville. Brilliant character accessories (especially the hair), you look like you stepped right out of one of those men's clothing catalogues from the 70s.

Oh my god it’s finally out Lloyd you never disappoint great car great props set and lots of tingles amazing video Lloyd you never disappoint im glad I’ve stuck around this long as I have had so much fun watching this channel Lloyd you truly are the best asmrist I just can’t believe it’s already been 1 year since I found the Jurassic Park gift shop Asmr and look where I am now I am glad Lloyd I stayed with this channel as you are the only asmr channel I watch thank you Lloyd godbless

This is a nice surprise, and that is some fantastic hair you’ve got Lloyd What a way to change things up

I have a particular fondness for the vintage ASMR videos. Great work as always

That outfit looks magnificent. I want to second someone else's idea of this becoming a running series, each in a different decade. That means we see different ads, different cars, and different outfits and hairstyles!

Good work as always. A vintage Vegas casino/black jack dealer video in the near future would be awesome!

Loving the video as always, Lloyd. Congrats on surpassing 100k subs! You deserve all of the appreciation you get and more.

“What are you going to be using this vehicle for?” Me without skipping a beat: street racing and yes every day

Your collection of wigs deserves a roleplay of its own.

As always, your vintage-themed videos are the most relaxing. Your soft-spoken voice and warm nature are brilliant :)

Lloyd, this particular asmr video fits your vintage props and overall vibe sooo well, i can‘t put in words! 😊 have a nice day

Brilliant idea Lloyd! Keep making more content like this 🥰

Even goes as far as making sure everything is vintage including the rotary phone. Awesome as always Lloyd

That is one of my all time favorite phrases to say is that “it reads like stereo instructions” you never cease to amaze me Lloyd!

Amazing video Lloyd! Whenever I can't sleep I always turn to your videos!

your personality seems so calm, caring, and sincere. love your work and thanks for the many wonderful role plays and zen vibes

This is like a fantasy of what people wish buying a car was actually like 😆 instead of the aggressive sales pressure for vehicles that you don’t even want/cannot even afford by the way I hope you are having success with your vehicle situation!

That hair just sold me 3 cars at sticker price, that's how perfect it is!

THE WIG! I love it, awesome video Lloyd!

I work at a car dealership and I wish it was this relaxing 😅 it's pretty stressful! Let me know if there are any openings for an operations manager at your dealership Lloyd!

@elscruffomcscruffy8371

Жыл бұрын

Curious as to how working in a car dealership is so stressful? Why so stressed??

I LOVE your vintage role plays!

Your thumbnail has me in stitches! Another awesome video! 😎

That hair😄

I recognized the 67 VIP ad immediately. That is the car I learned to drive on! Incredible choice for decor

This is awesome what a great idea!! I love classic cars your very creative you even sported the buddy Holly glasses!! I really enjoy the vintage work as well that’s not easy I’m sure. Excellent artist and actor keep up the great work.

This is the best asmr video I’ve ever seen. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Thank you Lloyd

*Yes me a 13yr old would like to buy a car with 39 cents*

OMG, Lloyd, the suit, tie, glasses and wig make this ASMR. You need to make more ASMR with this character. We need to find a name for him.

Lloyd just sold me on the wonders of an aluminum car! This can’t possibly go wrong!!

Top notch tingles and relaxation - thank you. And I had a little giggle too….what a wig!

Love the vintage ads + aesthetic❤️

I needed a new transmission and your automotive technician told me I needed to talk to the “Mayor of Lloydville!” All of the sudden, I had a mustache, and a hairpiece, and was eating breakfast at Lloyd’s diner! My eggs were perfectly cooked! What’s going on, Lloyd?!

Half expected the syrup to squeak and jump away, we need comedy asmr 😁

Hey Lloyd! Long time sub and fan here man! Please do some more of these car videos! Loved it! Plenty of features and things to talk about for any type of car so content should be pretty simple!! Hope you’re well!

Lloydville brings back alot of nostalgia...... seems very old skool in that town and its Great! 😎😎✊

You could sell me any car you wanted and I’d buy it! Your calming voice alone would convince me

Those vintage ads are just great.

Great video but i must say: A chevy impala '68 would've been perfect for what was described. Reliable, Spacious, Fast and fun, serious but sporty, comes with optional vinyl top, 327 or 427 V8 engine, 0-60 in ~8 seconds i think? Perfect. But the Plymouth fury is also a valid option too :)

Got to add it is ironic you mentioning Ford my grandpa started out in the Memphis Ford plant then moved to the Lorain Oh plant after the first closed. He retired at 45 yrs as the head of the paint department. They gifted him a watch and a car...

I would ask as many questions about vehicles as humanly possible just so I could keep listening to him talk.

@RainingTinglesASMR

Жыл бұрын

Lol same here 😂

For the time of the sale the studabaker would be dated looking compared to the other option, nice video i just stressed when you entered the phone number because i have the exact same telephone model and it make a ringing sound when the wheel go back to the initial position

I saw car salesmen in the title and then saw the hair and thought “evil Lloyd?” But no, should have know better. Great video sir, thanks for the relaxation.

excellent video , thank you LLoyd !

Great job Lloyd. Great effort on this video as allways. Loved it

How the hell do you say no to a salesman with hair like that?!? Love the look

Great video congrats on a 100k well deserved

Perfect name for a salesman. 👏

You need your own community called Lloydville dear Sir!

@TheCanadaBoose

Жыл бұрын

Self sustaining

In an alternate universe: If you need a car better call Sau- I mean Lloyd.

ROFL I saw Lloyd in the hair piece and wigged out so hard laughing I fell out of the bed and nearly peed so I had to crawl to the bathroom😂😂😂 I so needed a good laugh so much going on over here lately😂😂👊🙋‍♀️

THE WIIIIIIIIIIIG 😂😂 You are a gem, my guy.

You should try to do a futuristic role play, like idk, maybe selling robot parts or nuts and bolts. I think that it would be a great KZread video.

Omg what a great idea lloyd🥰

i’m a car geek this is one of my favorite !

What a legend of ASMR!

Oh my Nutty Nostalgia…..That hairpiece needs some re-working. I gotta give you credit though……I don’t like car salesmen, but Lloyd you could sell me a new car for sure. 😂😂👌🏻

Congrats on 100k!

I love these

I don't even know if I have the time to watch this, but I'm going to like it on principle.

I would be in asmr paradise even if you were trying to sell me a bag of concrete. You're the best

YES I WANT MORE OF THIS! SO COOOLLLLL.

Love the wig Lloyd!

Another banger from Lloyd

You are a true gem. Thanks for your imagination

I was a car salesman for Honda for 3 years and have a lot of experience both on the floor and in finance if anyone is looking or currently buying a car. Comment here with any questions and I’ll happily give you some advice.

Lmao nice one Loyd the wig really makes it all come together 👍

@LLOYDSASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you soo much, I’m very happy you enjoyed!

Yes I would be looking for your finest Audio mobile you have to offer at this nice establishment

Your creativity and acting ability are extremely good. You join a select few male asmrtists that can actually put me to sleep. The others being chycho (hes kind of gone heavily political), asmr power of sound, and relaxingasmr.

Show me the bright orange '55 Lloydsmobile

Ahh, a man selling a car made with American steel in Detroit. A different time.

@LLOYDSASMR

Жыл бұрын

Gives a good old tool time grunt! I hear ya on that my friend, nothin beats it! The plastic matchbox cars we have today don’t even compare.

Your way of writing made reminded me of a 25 yr old memory of my boss fluidly filling out a banquet ordering form when I was 15 and I was instantly triggered. One of my first asmr experiences relived, how weird it is...

Great video as always, Lloyd 💕

This is my all time favourite wig, its so lush and thick, only an A tier top 0.01% Alpha Male could have a hair like that.

Speakeasy bartender during prohibition would go hard🥃👌

Lloyd!!! You do make me laugh with your different wigs!

I love this 😊❤

In Lloydville everyone is secretly a lloyd clone.

All i want is a rear wheel sports car, stick shift

Bedankt

@LLOYDSASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

Wow, you really suit this look! I hope someday there will be subtitles in Russian, your content is unique!☺

Lloyd, you must have a bottomless dress-up and props box! Thank you 😊

I would like one 64 please, preferably the SS model in Metallic Black.

LLoyd would demolish an ASMR pastiche of the corporate-fop Geraldo

Fantastic Video as always🚗

The hair 😂

That wig is worth a PayPal donation all by itself 🤣

@LLOYDSASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you soo much! Donations towards props are greatly appreciated. Any bit helps!

not me putting Spamton's theme on low volume while watching this

How’d you get the sea turtle on your head?

Better call Lloyd!

shocking rug 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why would loyd be a bad car sales man? Cause he would make u fall asleep

Where do you get a blazer jacket like that from?

And now the sequel: Lloyd the lawyer after I get into a car accident

I'll just say openly Is in this thread what I literally want for a vehicle. 2023 Silver Fully loaded ram 1500, charcoal leather seats😎

Conceptual Car Sales

LLOYD!!