ASMR Teaching You How to Blend in with Humans (Over-Explaining)

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Welcome to Human Tasks 101 where I will teach you how to put on gloves, place a thing in a box, and use a brush.
Inspired by Gibi!
• ASMR | Over-Explaining...
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  • @MildDepression
    @MildDepression4 жыл бұрын

    You may think this is for aliens, but in reality this is just for us when quarantine is over and we must readjust to life and normal human activities.

  • @gs7251

    @gs7251

    4 жыл бұрын

    Baltazar well im an alien

  • @AutumnFictions

    @AutumnFictions

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing XP

  • @CopyNinjaJay

    @CopyNinjaJay

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a rabbit

  • @videogamesss1000

    @videogamesss1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh @baltazar you’re a 5 head

  • @lucy4fur919

    @lucy4fur919

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok just saying have you seen the likes ?

  • @logancamp9098
    @logancamp90984 жыл бұрын

    Warning: This video is potentially dangerous. Do not put rings into small boxes and give them to the humans. I have tried and got various results, generally with some sort of extreme emotion, often disgust or confusion. The humans may have a strange glitch relating to the giving of rings, this requires further experimentation. Until this is worked out, please refrain from using this tutorial to give rings to humans. Thank you

  • @orionllewelyn-arndt3116

    @orionllewelyn-arndt3116

    4 жыл бұрын

    Greetings. I am a human researcher, and the glitch related to gifting them with rings seems to be tied to a ritual called marriage. Marriage is seen as the ultimate declaration of desire to form an exclusive mating bond between two human specimens, and to indicate a wish to marry, one will give the other a ring. I concur with your conclusion, one must definitely exercise caution when giving rings to humans, lest the human in question mistakes intent.

  • @logancamp9098

    @logancamp9098

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@orionllewelyn-arndt3116 Thank you for conducting this research so promptly. This ritual sounds confusing, would you be willing to create a more comprehensive report on its impact on giving rings, as we currently have no tutorial on how to give anything else?

  • @epochii2756

    @epochii2756

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@logancamp9098 Hello! Another human researcher here. The giving of the ring in the box is a complicated ritual. Some humans mate for life, and thus the giving of the ring in the box is a declaration that you would wish to mate for life with a human. It is often done when humans have already shared dens and mated with one another for a considerable amount of time. Thus, when you give the ring in a box to a human you have not done the prior to they Express confusion, as you have not done the prior preparation.

  • @diamondpick523real

    @diamondpick523real

    4 жыл бұрын

    (this whole thread gives me “a group where we pretend to be an ant colony” vibes)

  • @BagofBonesJAW

    @BagofBonesJAW

    4 жыл бұрын

    Salutations! I am yet another human researcher! I have been observing my assigned specimen for some time, and in that time, I have discovered other objects that can be gifted to humans in boxes! One can use a reflective metallic disk in which humans can observe in their “Movie Players.” More research could be conducted on the possible misnomers humans can have of your intent in gifting a metallic disk, however I believe they are not linked to “Marriage.” Where we fall short on the matter is the lack of tutorials on placing one of the reflective metallic disks into a box.

  • @Lil_yardstick
    @Lil_yardstick4 жыл бұрын

    Marno teaches this class like he’s gone thru it before...

  • @gothangelsinner575

    @gothangelsinner575

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @justacatonatank716

    @justacatonatank716

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I was in his class. I failed at the glove section though.

  • @dianneeaston48

    @dianneeaston48

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ur welcome I made this comment exactly 800 but I could leave it at 799

  • @emilypumpkin1073

    @emilypumpkin1073

    4 жыл бұрын

    Emberry Berry Fan! I read this comment and then looked at what number like I am, I’m the 899 like 😤

  • @elk1827

    @elk1827

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where else would he know to blend in with “the hyooms” so well?

  • @bobsponge3462
    @bobsponge34624 жыл бұрын

    Pov: You're Taylor "Cheeto in a puddle" blevins also known as "popsicle sticks", after telling Gabe that your level of soggyness was 1 he sent you to this human task class to re-learn how to become a human and regain your soggyness level.

  • @sunflowr1651

    @sunflowr1651

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is just too precise, we’re going to need to take you in

  • @bobsponge3462

    @bobsponge3462

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sunflowr1651 Sorry but this ain't my first rodeo.

  • @missmasquerade228

    @missmasquerade228

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can tell just how soggy you are from your profile picture

  • @stuckinoblivion

    @stuckinoblivion

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bob Sponge you have linked the channel videos together oh my god marnoverse

  • @sinuset4629

    @sinuset4629

    4 жыл бұрын

    are we, by chance, related to tyler “ninja” blevins?

  • @Mamma_Jama
    @Mamma_Jama4 жыл бұрын

    “Every human has two hands” People with one arm: ...

  • @ridgleyandreimercado1049

    @ridgleyandreimercado1049

    4 жыл бұрын

    People with no arms: wait you guys are getting arms?!

  • @jesukrit9283

    @jesukrit9283

    4 жыл бұрын

    *laughs in prostetic*

  • @0zmage452

    @0zmage452

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yikes

  • @Chumb33

    @Chumb33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blind dudes who think having no arms is normal becasue no one told them Hmmmm....

  • @robinmadle6479

    @robinmadle6479

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you have less than two functional arms, you have lost your human privileges. Get in the box over there, the others are waiting for you.

  • @saturnfour
    @saturnfour4 жыл бұрын

    i read the title as ‘..how to blend humans” and i almost LOST IT

  • @bloodlust8480

    @bloodlust8480

    4 жыл бұрын

    OH

  • @morgane-jh1jq

    @morgane-jh1jq

    4 жыл бұрын

    i did not realize it wasn't the title and thought it was like a "the good place" roleplay until i saw your comment, honestly i wouldn't be surprise coming from marno lmao

  • @laureningham9111

    @laureningham9111

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're soooo not alone on that

  • @hera5614

    @hera5614

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'll get the blender.

  • @bloodlust8480

    @bloodlust8480

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've got the sacrifices orphans

  • @jamesswanson5949
    @jamesswanson59494 жыл бұрын

    How I imagine my first human interaction: *waves* Me: Greetings human I notice you also have gloves on due to frigid weather. *gestures golves* Human: Why yes I put it on by wiggling my hand and pulling up with the other. Me: As did I. Did you brush your hair before or after applying the gloves? Human: I apply gloves after brushing hair. I did make the common mistake of taking the brush and going through my head this day. *nudges and displays camera* Me: Yes I also make that mistake often. Notice my camera I use for picture taking in this undesirable weather ridden area. I can remove and apply lense cap with ease. *takes off then replaces lense cap* Human: Yes weather in not desirable. I often find the removal and application of lense cap difficult. Me: Here as a token of friendship, take this box with suprise contents. *hands human box* Human: Thank you for this gift I love how you decorated the box. *opens the box* Human: Oh, wow. A ring. I shall put this on my ring finger for that is why it has this name. *human smiles*

  • @nyuya3713

    @nyuya3713

    4 жыл бұрын

    The one lovestory we all needed

  • @xXIronPeachesXx

    @xXIronPeachesXx

    4 жыл бұрын

    this needs to be a fanfiction. two ghosts who lost all memories of life both suddenly get a second chance at life after a demon spell goes wrong. the resulting hilarity is 2 humans that don't understand how to be human yet, trying to each fake it to the other and accidentally partake in a long courtship process by mere chance.

  • @arilikesbread1218

    @arilikesbread1218

    4 жыл бұрын

    James Swanson i...love this.

  • @emmacassady4518

    @emmacassady4518

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @bel8077

    @bel8077

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xXIronPeachesXx someone send me the link when it's fr lmaoo

  • @moonandstar6467
    @moonandstar64674 жыл бұрын

    10/10, very good guide for anyone interested in visiting Earth. There aren't many resources and guides out there and many don't cover the basics, which are of course the most important part for anyone wishing to pass as a human. It's unfortunate that this is necessary but so many humans do tend to take other sentient intelligent species as a threat to their planet. (still not sure where they got the idea from, it is a decent tourist destination but there are better out there). Definitely recommend this guide to anyone about to make the jump to Earth!

  • @nanicrash

    @nanicrash

    4 жыл бұрын

    thanks, doctor, truly inspired to hear you saying this wonderful thing about my mission planet😍

  • @lindseydejesus1877

    @lindseydejesus1877

    4 жыл бұрын

    ahhh your profile pic makes this so much better

  • @Rashy225

    @Rashy225

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read that in Thirteen’s voice

  • @Niarydia

    @Niarydia

    4 жыл бұрын

    im glad i wasn't the only whovian intrigued by the title

  • @TheCloverKelly

    @TheCloverKelly

    4 жыл бұрын

    Totally! Had no idea what to do with this two-armed body when i got in, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now! Put on my first glove today thanks to this tutorial. I can't wait to start more advanced courses such as "walking" so I could be among the humans! This was such a helpful course, would totally recommend!

  • @Safadoodles
    @Safadoodles4 жыл бұрын

    The real question is: how soggy are aliens?

  • @loganbrown9895

    @loganbrown9895

    4 жыл бұрын

    A Graham cracker left in milk a little too long? A leaf in a puddle? An old gym sock? Who knows? There's probably a chart to convert human sogginess to alien sogginess. Most likely a blade of grass after a night rain tho.

  • @DRida64

    @DRida64

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@loganbrown9895 so what you're saying in relation to if Aliens get soggy... is that they dew.

  • @stuckinoblivion

    @stuckinoblivion

    4 жыл бұрын

    DRida64 i spent an unhealthy amount of time laughing at this comment

  • @svennc2230

    @svennc2230

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah are aliens like snakes or snails

  • @madelinefiedler1881

    @madelinefiedler1881

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not sure, I think it would depend on what kind? Like, some could be socks after stepping in a stream but others could be a wet rag after 2 hours in the sun.

  • @skelet0n_0ff
    @skelet0n_0ff4 жыл бұрын

    Finally, the guidelines for introverts in case the quarantine ends

  • @grailty

    @grailty

    4 жыл бұрын

    *i n c a s e*

  • @m4xx158

    @m4xx158

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who says we’ll leave the house then?

  • @skelet0n_0ff

    @skelet0n_0ff

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@m4xx158 fair enough

  • @garmadone124

    @garmadone124

    4 жыл бұрын

    It will end when the guy playing plague ink wins

  • @mysticcc3171

    @mysticcc3171

    4 жыл бұрын

    we’re eventually gonna leave our houses. this isn’t how we normally live. look at us after the bubonic plague. we were still leaving our houses. quarantine isn’t our right lifestyle. we need to be out of our houses

  • @En.GergerRacc
    @En.GergerRacc4 жыл бұрын

    This video is perfect for me, given that my favorite trigger is whispering. However, I wish you had clarified that "wiggling" is what humans call oscillation. Also, why do humans have a finger devoted to rings?

  • @emotionalsupportdemon5138

    @emotionalsupportdemon5138

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're quite vain creatures. They dedicate one finger entirely to shiny things rather than all fingers to them, since that would restrict movement.

  • @Ashlolz

    @Ashlolz

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you try and give them something special they just run away.. I don't get why the humans do it..😞

  • @groggmayles8657

    @groggmayles8657

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think it's because there is a vain in your ring finger.

  • @nikscorner9824
    @nikscorner98244 жыл бұрын

    "or you can fold your hand and make a fist... .... that will come in use later" he's going to teach us how to punch someone

  • @jonathonredacted3396

    @jonathonredacted3396

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please delete this comment, this is a warning on behalf of [REDACTED]

  • @xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693

    @xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693

    4 жыл бұрын

    *punch.....Y E S-*

  • @alfonsoamaya6890

    @alfonsoamaya6890

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm afraid I thought of something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

  • @Luna426

    @Luna426

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jonathonredacted3396 ?

  • @astergeddon4184

    @astergeddon4184

    3 жыл бұрын

    uM, NO!!! its for bro fist bumping!!! but only once youre ready to gain bonds with humans

  • @jessicakessel3191
    @jessicakessel31914 жыл бұрын

    I identify now as Jessica, but my given name is N7 s5. Under my latest assignment, I have struggled to fully understand the concept of a “glove”. Thank you for this tutorial!

  • @tq7013

    @tq7013

    4 жыл бұрын

    is it pronounced Kyle

  • @Arab.Mesopotamian

    @Arab.Mesopotamian

    4 жыл бұрын

    X Æ-12

  • @christianbenoit9643

    @christianbenoit9643

    4 жыл бұрын

    MemeBusters yeah she misses the mark to use that

  • @miint_8698

    @miint_8698

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jessica Kessel i think i saw you N7 s5 on the trasportation to earth, I remember being inspired my your name choice, very good, I met a lot of humans that had been given that name, i was suprised, By the way (a human expression i learnt), im G4 f1, so we almost havethe same experation date!

  • @jessicagrooms4267
    @jessicagrooms42674 жыл бұрын

    First time I’ve ever enjoyed online class 😂

  • @michaelwelps6607

    @michaelwelps6607

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too bad you'll sleep during class and get detention

  • @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711
    @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse37114 жыл бұрын

    I’m convinced that whichever alien race is learning how to be human usually uses telekinesis so they need tons of practice with actually... touching stuff and operating it

  • @PlentyOfGarlic

    @PlentyOfGarlic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @loganbrown9895
    @loganbrown98954 жыл бұрын

    Marno: brushes hair back *vanishes* Gabe: appears

  • @loganbrown9895

    @loganbrown9895

    4 жыл бұрын

    @GogoT Plays if you go watch some of his "asmr roleplays where you don't know what roleplay it is" videos you'll find out.

  • @ellisgalex
    @ellisgalex4 жыл бұрын

    instead of going to kindergarten X Æ A-12 will just be taking “human tasks 101” in 5 years

  • @brytonhobbs3950
    @brytonhobbs39504 жыл бұрын

    I always struggled when trying to open boxes, all of my other human associates laughed at my failure to open a box, thanks to this tutorial I can finally open a box and not be laughed at

  • @artsyandria7992
    @artsyandria79924 жыл бұрын

    Wow Marno’s uploads fit perfectly with my horrible, random sleeping schedule 👌😂 thank you Marno!!

  • @cloakedclover

    @cloakedclover

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same same

  • @delaneyrussell4867

    @delaneyrussell4867

    4 жыл бұрын

    Artsy Andria bro no way, SAME😂 it’s 2:30 am rn lol

  • @divinestudios5890

    @divinestudios5890

    4 жыл бұрын

    Delaney Russell ayyyy eastern standard time

  • @koenigfabius

    @koenigfabius

    4 жыл бұрын

    here its 8:19 am, and yes Im NOW about to sleep😂

  • @Peppershaker

    @Peppershaker

    4 жыл бұрын

    1:23 am rn for me

  • @boonenobert
    @boonenobert4 жыл бұрын

    Why do we have names for every finger but only names for two toes??

  • @PercyBoom69

    @PercyBoom69

    4 жыл бұрын

    yo wtf

  • @DRida64

    @DRida64

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why thumb and pinkie?

  • @valaya.3

    @valaya.3

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's all we need for most communication. The big toe is the biggest deal, the one that helps you balance most and you probably have most control over. The pinky toe is the one that is generally stubbed on things. The fingers are used much more extensively and individually, in addition to being seen a lot more than toes, so it makes sense that we have commonly known names for each finger. Idk if you were legit wondering, but you had two question marks and you are on a video to help blend in with humans so there's my thoughts.

  • @meowchie310

    @meowchie310

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why's it called fingering when I use one finger and fisting when I stick my fist in, but just a "kick in the ass" whether or not I use my toes or my whole foot?

  • @Plowingurmom

    @Plowingurmom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meowchie foot in the ass

  • @cyanmint1173
    @cyanmint11734 жыл бұрын

    Taylor? It's pronounced X ae a-12, mortal.

  • @yoschiii

    @yoschiii

    4 жыл бұрын

    Glen is punching the air rn

  • @taylor.is.addicted4233

    @taylor.is.addicted4233

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm

  • @huzefa69

    @huzefa69

    4 жыл бұрын

    X Æ A-12*

  • @Infinity-fn2kv

    @Infinity-fn2kv

    4 жыл бұрын

    X Æ a-12* which is pronounced "Kyle"

  • @auditorianoftw2733

    @auditorianoftw2733

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Infinity-fn2kv I thought it was X Ash Archangel Twelve

  • @xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693
    @xxripkarenxx_thoty_86934 жыл бұрын

    Makes a fist: "This will be useful later" My dirty-minded dumb ass: *"......PFFT-"*

  • @cjfleming8005

    @cjfleming8005

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @x33

    @x33

    4 жыл бұрын

    😳

  • @fartmaster684

    @fartmaster684

    4 жыл бұрын

    to fist bump someone 😎🤜🤛😎

  • @xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693

    @xxripkarenxx_thoty_8693

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fartmaster684 HeLl YeA!

  • @scaredstar9127

    @scaredstar9127

    3 жыл бұрын

    what past time do you gotta have for an entire fist with someone lmao

  • @rowedavis2630
    @rowedavis26304 жыл бұрын

    The sounds in this tutorial were very pleasing to my human ears

  • @lharris6753

    @lharris6753

    4 жыл бұрын

    NORTHERN DOWNPOUR no but I am

  • @lukelyon6199
    @lukelyon61994 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: Awake cause of that quarantine sleep schedule Marno: Not for long

  • @AJBAXTER7677

    @AJBAXTER7677

    4 жыл бұрын

    My sleep schedule is going around the clock. I was going to bed at 11-12. This shifted to 1-3, and now 4-6. I expect to work my way all the way around before the year is over.

  • @lukelyon6199

    @lukelyon6199

    4 жыл бұрын

    AJBAXTER7677 dude I’m falling asleep at 8 am waking up at 4 pm with work on Monday again cause I’m essential. I wanna die

  • @AJBAXTER7677

    @AJBAXTER7677

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lukelyon6199 Well I'd like to thank you for what you're doing amidst the virus. I don't know what essential branch you're a part of but I still give you mad credit no matter what. Best of hopes to you and yours and anyone who reads this. Stay safe during these trying times.

  • @simonljungman3232
    @simonljungman32324 жыл бұрын

    When he brought up the toilet paper and said ”Im gonna show you how to use this” I was like 😳

  • @fellix7531

    @fellix7531

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @calliisto

    @calliisto

    3 жыл бұрын

    MysticCoco yoba eto ti?

  • @darrismoore-ward1312
    @darrismoore-ward13124 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to Biology, Social Skills, Rehabilitation, Philosophy, History, Science, Technology, Photography, Item Muipulation, Cleaning, Pressure Measurement, and finally Cool Class

  • @emperorpenguin4561
    @emperorpenguin45614 жыл бұрын

    When the teacher tells you to be as specific as possible...

  • @mintakanim

    @mintakanim

    4 жыл бұрын

    me bullshitting all my essays

  • @spectregoesboo5233
    @spectregoesboo52334 жыл бұрын

    You and Gibi both posting an over-explaining video today is telling me something about the ASMR community.....you're all a hivemind of aliens.

  • @DRida64

    @DRida64

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tingles are a side effect of their audio probing.

  • @sluttsanonymous

    @sluttsanonymous

    4 жыл бұрын

    When gobierno said “you’re a human. I’m a human...for the most part” and then this video. You may be onto something

  • @iamronaldo7764

    @iamronaldo7764

    4 жыл бұрын

    LookhereItsJay they sometimes will sync video schedules

  • @taylorolsen4053
    @taylorolsen40534 жыл бұрын

    I got so scared when I heard my name in the beginning

  • @mubileue5750

    @mubileue5750

    4 жыл бұрын

    Taylor Olsen same

  • @thickthanos2897

    @thickthanos2897

    4 жыл бұрын

    BOO!👻

  • @zombie2589

    @zombie2589

    4 жыл бұрын

    same lmfao

  • @scarface8168

    @scarface8168

    4 жыл бұрын

    Change your name

  • @ajaymerrick5199
    @ajaymerrick51994 жыл бұрын

    My friends: "ASMR sounds gross and isn't real. How do you like this?" Me: "mmm tingles go brrrr"

  • @oneyayeetplz

    @oneyayeetplz

    4 жыл бұрын

    They say it isn't real????? Why

  • @AJBAXTER7677

    @AJBAXTER7677

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@oneyayeetplz Maybe it has to do with some people not feeling tingles while others do and etc. I personally don't feel anything from these videos in that sense, but ASMR allows me to enter a relaxed mental space almost like meditation, so I'm still addicted lol

  • @yoschiii

    @yoschiii

    4 жыл бұрын

    I believe hearing that it’s an evolutionary trait remaining from when we were primates/primate-like. Apparently, the close noise simulates communal grooming? Idk maybe I’m wrong or it was a dream

  • @hspi7616

    @hspi7616

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @ajaymerrick5199

    @ajaymerrick5199

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yoschiii still go brrrrrr

  • @frankbeanz1986
    @frankbeanz19864 жыл бұрын

    Yo someone get X Æ A- 12 watching this before he leave the house

  • @gothmenincombatboots

    @gothmenincombatboots

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who is that

  • @justinmartin8369

    @justinmartin8369

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gothmenincombatboots the musk boi

  • @teelaso

    @teelaso

    4 жыл бұрын

    k y l e

  • @thefury12

    @thefury12

    4 жыл бұрын

    f3n357ra its not pronounced kyle

  • @anglicothemonkey3496

    @anglicothemonkey3496

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its parents are gonna force it to watch human tutorials so it doesn't reveal that it's a robot

  • @caitlincraner2557
    @caitlincraner25574 жыл бұрын

    This video reminds me of my forensics teacher, who told us when writing a step by step procedure, we need to write it like we are talking to the dumbest person alive, for example, drinking water. Step 1: using your feet, and legs, (if you dont have any, tough.) Walk to your kitchen. Step 2: go to your cabinet or cupboard, or where ever you store your cups, and open the the cabinet door. Step 3: grab a cup Step 4: close the cupboard door Step 5: using your feet and legs again, walk towards you water supply. (Ex: fridge, sink, bottled water, filtered water jug, etc.) **Make sure to bring your cup with you!! Step 6: if you are using a jug, bottled water, or any separate container for water, put down your cup onto a flat surface such as a table or a counter, then, if your container had a cap, gently unscrew it to the left. Then, gently pour your water, into the cup. When you are done, stop pouring and place the separate container down onto a flat surface, and pick up your glass of water. If you are using a sink, then simply place your cup underneath the faucet where the water runs, and turn the knob and fill your cup. When you are done, removing your cup from underneath the faucet, and turn off the sink, by turning the knob the opposite way. If you are using a fridge, place your cup against the lever, and decide whether you want ice or not. If you do, press the "ice" button, or, press the "crushed" or "cubed" option. If you would not like ice, then make sure you've pressed the "water button" and watch as the water flows to the certain level that meets your satisfaction. When you sre down, simply remove the glass from the lever. If you drink from the hose, you're probably a 90's kid, or and early 2000's (1990-2004. 2005 isnt allowed because they're gross freshman) and you're most likely going to survive covid-19, so you're clearly superior so you dont even need a glass. Step 7: place the glass to your lips, and create a gap. Tilt your head back slightly and began drinking. When you finish, place the dish in the sink. If there are no dishes, wash your fucking cup. If there are several dishes, gently place it into the sink and run away and act like you were never there.

  • @dugget8990
    @dugget89904 жыл бұрын

    After spending 5 years in this course you can enroll in the genetically altered being entities or the GABE’s

  • @jackstuddard7094
    @jackstuddard70944 жыл бұрын

    The one dislike is the person who still doesn’t understand

  • @Zemon_Meringue

    @Zemon_Meringue

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are humans

  • @chunkchunk223

    @chunkchunk223

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s a human spy

  • @user-oj7np2ej1z

    @user-oj7np2ej1z

    4 жыл бұрын

    The hoomans have come, how can we trust you?

  • @attillawright1460

    @attillawright1460

    4 жыл бұрын

    If by one you mean 60, then yea.

  • @c.harlotte

    @c.harlotte

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Person"

  • @bluepries7784
    @bluepries77844 жыл бұрын

    It’s a blessed video. I got a Nameless Nomad ad

  • @I.do.like.pina.coladas
    @I.do.like.pina.coladas4 жыл бұрын

    I was feeling kinda cruddy about myself today. Your upload came at a good time, your sense of humor never fails to make me smile. Have a great one man

  • @suckonthisnut8055
    @suckonthisnut80554 жыл бұрын

    I just watched Gibi's over explaining video and now I'm here 😅 crazy world we live in 😂

  • @gloryyvibez2398

    @gloryyvibez2398

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same! I didnt think this is what it would be until I clicked and saw what it said!

  • @lildiglett2995

    @lildiglett2995

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I was just like wow this is convenient they are very similar

  • @arkin3267
    @arkin32674 жыл бұрын

    this is what Elon Musk’s son’s homeschool lessons are gonna be like

  • @NixiesHaunt
    @NixiesHaunt4 жыл бұрын

    Me: *is named Taylor* Oh I’ve just been undercover this whole time? That explains a lot...

  • @The_Golden_Genie
    @The_Golden_Genie4 жыл бұрын

    15:28 Marno: you can do whatever you want with the glove Me, using my pea brain: don't eat it tho

  • @jaimorris4962
    @jaimorris49624 жыл бұрын

    The one dislike is the guy who couldn’t blend in with the humans

  • @LarissaDawn

    @LarissaDawn

    4 жыл бұрын

    No no...it's the person who only has 1 hand.

  • @owl5339

    @owl5339

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LarissaDawn no its the person who couldnt dust the box

  • @1996Pinocchio

    @1996Pinocchio

    4 жыл бұрын

    Such an original comment

  • @haiikulogic8295

    @haiikulogic8295

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@1996Pinocchio funny how comments of people saying "wow so unoriginal" is unoriginal in itself

  • @jaimorris4962

    @jaimorris4962

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@haiikulogic8295 thank you for saying that man I'll give you a sub for that have a good day

  • @annaeverett1999
    @annaeverett19994 жыл бұрын

    My fellow lizard people and I enjoyed this

  • @marianachavez
    @marianachavez4 жыл бұрын

    the fact that i read the title and i was like i definitely need to know this...

  • @EkkiaE
    @EkkiaE4 жыл бұрын

    Finally a useful online class ! I’ve always wanted to know how to be one of those humans

  • @kenzki4563
    @kenzki45634 жыл бұрын

    I always knew Marno was an alien.

  • @utka4137

    @utka4137

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cállate

  • @gadielzepeda68

    @gadielzepeda68

    4 жыл бұрын

    etallaC

  • @dylanbertucco5664
    @dylanbertucco56644 жыл бұрын

    this is one of the best tutorials i've found ! very clearly explained and nicely spoken, and easy to follow along! i feel pretty comfortable interacting with humans using these skills. their reactions when i casually take my hands out of my left and right gloves, it's fulfilling knowing that they don't doubt my being of a human :) thank you

  • @michaels3436
    @michaels34364 жыл бұрын

    We need another one of these. This was relaxing and entertaining.😂😂

  • @georgeparris1540
    @georgeparris15404 жыл бұрын

    Misread the title as ‘how to blend in with hummus’ and now I need that video in my life

  • @thebetterone777
    @thebetterone7774 жыл бұрын

    no one: my mom: where did u learn the names of ur fingers me: its complicated

  • @liltidepod3488
    @liltidepod34884 жыл бұрын

    This is what X Æ A-12 will listen to when he's about to go to sleep

  • @jonathonredacted3396
    @jonathonredacted33964 жыл бұрын

    This is a leaked video, at the request of [REDACTED] We politely ask you to look away from your screen, and immediately close the video. This was to serve as our training video for [CLASSIFIED]. The United Lizar-... Human Foundation. ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⟟⋉⏃⍀⎅⌇ ⋔⎍⌇⏁ ⏁⏃⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀

  • @thickthanos2897

    @thickthanos2897

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm, seems leagit

  • @Killen445

    @Killen445

    3 жыл бұрын

    Username checks out

  • @BethanyLowe8773

    @BethanyLowe8773

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very under-estimated comment

  • @ikie7072
    @ikie70724 жыл бұрын

    This reminds of that spongebob episode where spongebob shows Patrick how to open a jar

  • @caitlinadian311

    @caitlinadian311

    4 жыл бұрын

    the lid the lid the lid the lid lid lid lid lid lid lidlidlidlidlid FREEZE

  • @thenamesleon3723

    @thenamesleon3723

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh no I broke it!

  • @jacksonyoung2271
    @jacksonyoung22714 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: Marno is actually a human trying to deceive the human look-a-likes trying to deceive the humans who have discovered the human look-a-likes who don’t know the humans know of the human look-a-likes

  • @wolflypackucus1543

    @wolflypackucus1543

    2 жыл бұрын

    I- uh, what?

  • @Pyromantic3
    @Pyromantic34 жыл бұрын

    Finally an ASMR video that actually posts at a reasonable bed time 😂

  • @1lostdm
    @1lostdm4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for teaching me to human properly

  • @cll581
    @cll5814 жыл бұрын

    Your tingles sounds are so relaxing.

  • @yoschiii
    @yoschiii4 жыл бұрын

    Finally ;) I can live out my dreams as a lowly hum- I mean Person. !! (Did I type in the correct human conversation medium?)

  • @escryptid6982

    @escryptid6982

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kole Williamson Yes! It shall be a wonderful time being normal human beings (I believe you did extraordinary)

  • @ss-yo1vu
    @ss-yo1vu4 жыл бұрын

    “Every human has two hands”. Miranda Cooper: 👁👄👁

  • @theonceler2756
    @theonceler27564 жыл бұрын

    why are we interacting with humans?

  • @wyld_wolfwin

    @wyld_wolfwin

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seems dangerous

  • @itsrey5475

    @itsrey5475

    4 жыл бұрын

    I heard they all have a virus right now. Not good

  • @loganbrown9895

    @loganbrown9895

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aliens haven't been briefed on covid yet. That's volume 2 info.

  • @larsatticus6807

    @larsatticus6807

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least this quarantine gives us some time to catch up in class.

  • @gavanscorner2524
    @gavanscorner25244 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for this video! Incredibly informative and very helpful; easy to follow as well. Even mentioned the do's and don'ts! I have yet to come across a video such as this with such good quality. Thank you, Marno!

  • @catalinamudgett9813
    @catalinamudgett98134 жыл бұрын

    Perfect timing! I needed to get some good sleep tonight 😄

  • @ross.0469
    @ross.04694 жыл бұрын

    I would love it so so much if you made an “over explaining how to do simple tasks” like gibi!!! Love this video soooo sleepy

  • @larsatticus6807

    @larsatticus6807

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think this video is an overexplaining video? I was excited when I saw this because I follow Gibi and Marno and I've seen two of Gibi's overexplaining videos.

  • @Tomato.toothpaste
    @Tomato.toothpaste4 жыл бұрын

    I'll have you know I graduated top.of my human class along with Mark Zuckerberg.

  • @fellix7531

    @fellix7531

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @seignee

    @seignee

    3 жыл бұрын

    i really don't think Mark should've passed

  • @jacksonell1427
    @jacksonell14274 жыл бұрын

    Everyone else watching this video ironically *me taking notes*

  • @adinasuleyman5613
    @adinasuleyman56134 жыл бұрын

    *Pt.2: mukbang with Marno where he teaches us how humans eat*

  • @raevenite1196
    @raevenite11964 жыл бұрын

    me writing an english essay with a word requirement

  • @Rasmuff
    @Rasmuff4 жыл бұрын

    I love Marno, Gibi, and Erin's videos so much that I watch them randomly during the day.

  • @albertoperez1547ap
    @albertoperez1547ap4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it said humus and I was so intrigued

  • @Bee-rr3ei

    @Bee-rr3ei

    4 жыл бұрын

    I need to see this now.

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho4 жыл бұрын

    Okay. So. I don't have glasses on and I legitimately thought I was going to learn how to make human smoothies and I didn't question it _once_ until he mentioned aliens. This is Angelica's fault.

  • @choo0327
    @choo03274 жыл бұрын

    this video was made for X Æ A-12

  • @haiikulogic8295

    @haiikulogic8295

    4 жыл бұрын

    You fool, this IS X Æ A-12

  • @jytwinsasmr5569
    @jytwinsasmr55694 жыл бұрын

    It’s so good and relaxing to watch and listen to this on bed before sleep~ 🥰😴

  • @MiguelDiaz-hx5hx
    @MiguelDiaz-hx5hx4 жыл бұрын

    “every human has two hands” miranda cooper: wait you guys are getting hands ?

  • @bxsilsphotoalbum
    @bxsilsphotoalbum4 жыл бұрын

    how come we aren’t taught any of this when we are being created inside our mothers?

  • @loganbrown9895

    @loganbrown9895

    4 жыл бұрын

    You are you just can't remember.

  • @bxsilsphotoalbum

    @bxsilsphotoalbum

    4 жыл бұрын

    Logan Brown -,-,

  • @ItMeSinamenRoll

    @ItMeSinamenRoll

    4 жыл бұрын

    Usually your mother teaches you most of this after you emerge.

  • @josiebutler8729

    @josiebutler8729

    4 жыл бұрын

    when you are removed there is a small period where you are waited on and then the training process commences

  • @ro1y

    @ro1y

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your pfp is cute

  • @ThiccSeagull
    @ThiccSeagull4 жыл бұрын

    This video is actually just a sneak peak into June’s “event”. It’s been fun lads

  • @polar5117
    @polar51174 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for all the hard work you do for us, Marno! Your videos are unique and charming, and you always cheer me up when I feel crappy😤😌

  • @-fakename-4842
    @-fakename-48424 жыл бұрын

    “Make a fist, this will come in use later”

  • @headofathousandsheepswool

    @headofathousandsheepswool

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ao3 be like

  • @echo8933
    @echo89334 жыл бұрын

    Marno always cheers me up :)

  • @gracesullivan578
    @gracesullivan5784 жыл бұрын

    I was getting so confused when he talked about right and left hands

  • @thereal_Zare
    @thereal_Zare4 жыл бұрын

    yesterday i went back and watched gibis over-explaining videos and today both you and her posted one and im so happy

  • @Pip_231
    @Pip_2314 жыл бұрын

    Looove this one. Over explaining is such a trigger for me. I’d love to see you do more like this!

  • @judsongarr9384
    @judsongarr93844 жыл бұрын

    Marno. Honey, it’s 1am. 😂

  • @SQ91

    @SQ91

    4 жыл бұрын

    Judson Garr Yeah, bedtime!

  • @Thezapman1

    @Thezapman1

    4 жыл бұрын

    He lives in Cali? ts 10pm? Hotel? Trivago!

  • @mari0.o.o

    @mari0.o.o

    4 жыл бұрын

    7 am in germany rn

  • @katelynrenee04

    @katelynrenee04

    4 жыл бұрын

    1 in va

  • @zombi2896

    @zombi2896

    4 жыл бұрын

    6 am in human land

  • @jessicaernst8600
    @jessicaernst86004 жыл бұрын

    Ohhhhh, Taylor is the ufo the Pentagon showed us, with his fleet. I get it.

  • @sorryimweird5483
    @sorryimweird54834 жыл бұрын

    Please make a part two to this. It was funny but also provided great tingles! Amazing video

  • @lildiglett2995
    @lildiglett29954 жыл бұрын

    I love how you are just so creative with video ideas, keep it up.

  • @MaineMythica
    @MaineMythica4 жыл бұрын

    Dude I was about to fall asleep until he said Taylor lmao right about scared the crap out of me xD ahaha I feel I will enjoy this extra tonight. Goodnight everyone! Sleep well~

  • @mubileue5750

    @mubileue5750

    4 жыл бұрын

    same 😭

  • @morgan5066
    @morgan50664 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never been this early and I’m not even that early

  • @randomteaguy

    @randomteaguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd say that you were fairly early, about 6 minutes after the video came out.

  • @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711

    @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711

    4 жыл бұрын

    morgan k cool thanks for telling everyone that valuable humor/intellect

  • @InfinityChris

    @InfinityChris

    4 жыл бұрын

    morgan Morgan freeman

  • @saadafridi6042
    @saadafridi60424 жыл бұрын

    I think this series is good that you over explain things because that really makes me sleep well.... you should make more videos like this Marno

  • @seanhenry1216
    @seanhenry12164 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE do more stuff like this. I literally watch this video everyday.

  • @MistySophie
    @MistySophie4 жыл бұрын

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The best class I took! Was a bit skeptical at first since I've been through some (with no good results) but this one was really helpful! The guy explains things very slowly and calmly for a better effect. Still didnt tried it outside but I'm sure it will fo well. Definitely recommended"

  • @Andyapp

    @Andyapp

    4 жыл бұрын

    I found this review useful 👍

  • @cheekychrisasmr852
    @cheekychrisasmr8524 жыл бұрын

    Yesss I’ve woken up at 6am on a Sunday (UK time) plz put me back to sleeeeep Marno my fave 🙌🏽🎧😴❤️

  • @bamonte1305
    @bamonte13054 жыл бұрын

    Yoooo my guy about to hit 400k that's crazy!! What a journey, congratulations much love

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog4 жыл бұрын

    I hope this becomes a Marno mini-series of sorts. This is great, one of the few things that’s actually given me the tingles in a while

  • @homicidalnun3931
    @homicidalnun39314 жыл бұрын

    ‘AHHH YES THE HUMAN$ I’ AM AN EXPERT ON HUMAN BEHAVIOR01001

  • @LukeGarnerASMR
    @LukeGarnerASMR4 жыл бұрын

    Asmr teaching How to blend in with humans is the best type of role play

  • @vincelestrade3758
    @vincelestrade37584 жыл бұрын

    Over-explaining is my favorite trigger now! I’m glad it’s catching on

  • @HiHer
    @HiHer4 жыл бұрын

    Fell asleep drooling on the couch at 4am. Thank you Marno for getting me relaxed enough for some sleep during this stressful time.

  • @theathiestpriest
    @theathiestpriest4 жыл бұрын

    I know this is late and will most likely get buried, but anyway... He's teaching an alien to blend in with humans. Dude, I'm human and dont know how to blend in with humans.

  • @OliviaAntolini
    @OliviaAntolini4 жыл бұрын

    Elon Musk and Grimes personally asked for this video for their archangel-12

  • @zealoussarcasm1982
    @zealoussarcasm19824 жыл бұрын

    Man I found Marno because of Goodnight moon and I’m so glad I subbed. You are easily one of the best male asmrtists I’ve experienced. Also cool tats man ✌🏻

  • @RedDragon-zn3jj
    @RedDragon-zn3jj4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the quick refresher, I’ve been lacking lately

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