Comment and like this video to show the illuminati that WE ARE ONTO THEM 🐄👽👀 (ok but real talk for some reason this videos comments keep getting disabled and idk why, I will do my best to keep it up!)

@mohamedninja85

2 жыл бұрын

Love that video

@js4life257

2 жыл бұрын

I know you turned on the comment section but, why was it off when uploaded?

@AmyKayASMR

2 жыл бұрын

@@js4life257 no idea yt decided no comments

@dimidium8755

2 жыл бұрын

What if we are the Illuminati 😏😏

@AmyKayASMR

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimidium8755 then you better watch your back.... >.>

POV: You're Beeblebrox after being yeeted from the ship by Broodmother and you've been found

@MrNoah84

2 жыл бұрын

Yeet, baby, yeet!

@sarahgardner5385

2 жыл бұрын

I can not explain how hard I laughed at this

@cristinarancano471

2 жыл бұрын

I just SNORTED omg this is too funny 😂

@catubz

Жыл бұрын

Tried to tell her I was a not-cow 🤷‍♂️

@theanimatingcreature

Жыл бұрын

Cannon 😂

My head canon is that this is a reverse of the alien rp and that when they accidentally kidnapped the wrong thing they also accidentally dropped one of their own and humans captured it

@arsena5209

2 жыл бұрын

They definitely yeeted Beebobrocks or whatever his name was off the ship for kidnapping a "not-cow" 😂

@dantetouchdown9030

2 жыл бұрын

@@arsena5209 Beeblebrox, if its just like hitchhiker's guide

@arsena5209

2 жыл бұрын

@@dantetouchdown9030 I checked in the description of the first not-cow video and it is indeed spelled that way, you're right

Well, I’m a “not-cow” that’s for sure.

@divin3nightmar339

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣

@ASPENISHOT

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I said too 😆 🤣

@hbenitez

2 жыл бұрын

damn, beat me to it lol

@Memphio88

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just what I wanted her to think. moo

@happybrilidays4625

2 жыл бұрын

Thsts what I said LMAOOO

"What are you? What is this?" Me: "Uhhh I'm a cow. This is my towel"

@allukazoldyck534

2 жыл бұрын

Actually ur a not-cow 😌

@enbyjamie3300

2 жыл бұрын

@@allukazoldyck534 very important distinction

@Stage4autism

2 жыл бұрын

No, you are chicken.

Me ‘ *casually enjoying asmr to go to sleep* ‘ Amy ‘ *Who are you? What are you? What is going on?* ‘ Me ‘ *self questioning intensifies* ‘

@pastasauce5101

2 жыл бұрын

P

@pastasauce5101

2 жыл бұрын

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooooooo99

@user-pb3jj5vw6e

2 жыл бұрын

@@pastasauce5101 u good?

@FMJRR

2 жыл бұрын

@@pastasauce5101 when the impasta is sauce

@oleelaura1

2 жыл бұрын

This made me giggle think my co workers think I've gone mad

"What are you?" "Well, in my time, I've been called many a thing. Human. Cow. Not-Cow. Bag of flesh. Chicken and even not chicken. It's really been a rollercoaster of emotions"

the frizzy hair was a definitive touch for a sleep deprived, 200 iq scientist, who has a curiosity for these type of things

@AmyKayASMR

2 жыл бұрын

lol I felt like the female Doc Ock XD

@chrismanuel9768

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmyKayASMR OH MY GOD HER DESIGN WAS SO GOOD

@pinetreezz

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 ME WHEN NON-MEN: 💞💞💞💞

@fredsuper6792

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinetreezz isn’t that statement pretty sexist? Disliking a character based on their sex. I feel like this has been complained about for a while for female characters, let’s not pendulum over to the other side of vileness

@pinetreezz

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredsuper6792 no. im a lesbian…. the definition is literally non-men loving non-men.

“What are you?” The last time someone told me what I am, I was a “cow” and “not cow” sooo you can decide.

@chrismanuel9768

2 жыл бұрын

You decidedly either are or are not a cow.

@Random_Cable69

11 ай бұрын

You are a beeblebrox

Amy: “What are you? How are you?” Me: “I’ll do you one better. Why are you?”

@briannarocha9499

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a marvel reference I see 💀

@titusnorris5433

2 жыл бұрын

i’ll do you one better where are you👀

@titusnorris5433

2 жыл бұрын

😈😈

@greenzazy2613

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better When are you?

@Jay-okc

2 жыл бұрын

The marvel reference 😂😂😂 avengers : infinity war , if I am correct .

amy's "studying us" videos like not cow, alien inspection, etc are my favourites and i just cannot pinpoint why. they're just the greatest !!!

@xiao1695

2 жыл бұрын

Personal attention? Cuz same, It gets so tingly when someone touchs me softly 😭 especially when I go for a haircut I am half asleep

@lycheemyusic

Жыл бұрын

@@xiao1695 this, love personal attention

Amy: "What are you?" Me: "An Idiot sandwich."

@stewartlaird4571

2 жыл бұрын

An idiot sandwich what?

@IzameBirb

2 жыл бұрын

@@stewartlaird4571 do you not know that meme of Gordon Ramsey? it goes like Gordon: "What are you?!" Woman Chef: "An idiot sandwich."

@scarlk1050

2 жыл бұрын

CRIGNHSW

@TragicTester034

2 жыл бұрын

*WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!*

@medlify5819

2 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

This could make for a good series! Episode 1 - studying the creature Episode 2 - communicating and bonding with the creature Episode 3 - calming the creature after someone else tries to hurt it So on

@lstchild139

2 жыл бұрын

VOUCH! VOUCH! VOUCH!

@jakehaines8046

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like what she did with the “not cow” series so far

@cookiesandcream1789

2 жыл бұрын

Never agreed with a comment more

@I.Like.Raccoons

2 жыл бұрын

This would be so cool!!!

@itz_yuri5117

2 жыл бұрын

Episode 4 - cleaning you up after the person hurts you again

"A not-cow expert's first encounter with a cow." Amazing video, I rarely get tingles nowadays but this one did it

Everyone always asks "What are you?" But no one asks "How are you?"

@jadetheace

2 жыл бұрын

How are you, how ya doing?

@fruitgrded3067

2 жыл бұрын

No one asks “Why are you” either

@chrismanuel9768

2 жыл бұрын

Who are you?

@nukiradio

2 жыл бұрын

They dont ask "where are you", for obvious reasons

@fruitgrded3067

2 жыл бұрын

@@nukiradio Alabama

Amy: "What are you?" Me: "Depressed." Amy: "How are you?" Me: "Depressed." Amy: "I don't... I don't understand." Me: "Yeah. Me neither."

@arsena5209

2 жыл бұрын

don't forget anxiety too 😅

@allukazam

2 жыл бұрын

😰

@Lee-vp3ry

2 жыл бұрын

Bro me

@Lee-vp3ry

2 жыл бұрын

@UnknownSelf bro facts

@Lee-vp3ry

2 жыл бұрын

@Cordelia_Devill me too man me too

amy: “what are you?” me: well i can tell you one thing, i’m definitely not a cow

"I can't even fathom what's going on.." girl, same.

"Inspired by Starling ASMR", I'm going to enjoy that. 🤩😴

@mothghost8553

6 ай бұрын

Never heard of them, are they any good?

“Asking you questions you can’t understand.” Me every single day in math class. It was never my strong suit, and still isn’t😅

@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea

2 жыл бұрын

Genuine question: do you have any thoughts on what might have made math more approachable and/or enjoyable for you? I ask because I'm trying to get as many perspectives as I can from people who haven't enjoyed math in the past, so that I can make my teaching as approachable as possible. I teach university maths courses, but want to get to the point where my less advanced lectures could be interesting and approachable to people with minimal maths background. Thanks a ton!

@redlikeroses1062

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea You know, rewards always were nice. For me, since I have a learning disability in math it never was enjoyable but knowing my hard work and suffering would be rewarding? That was amazing and gave me motivation. In your case, though it sounds childish perhaps after a math exam you could have a basket of candy to take from when they finish?

@cyunt8167

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea i have schizophrenia and i wanted to kill my maths teacher if thats any motivation queen💓🙌

@jadetheace

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea sorry for the late reply: I found that I, myself was a visual learner. I learned best by following diagrams or drawings of the problems and formulas. I also liked it when teachers genuinely waited to see if everyone understood, and if they didn’t, offer help, either right in class, or after school.

@desolatedaydreams

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea going step by step with a few example questions worked the best for me. don't do the thing where you have everyone be silent - it distracted and disturbed me whenever we were told we couldn't talk to each other. don't make your students feel bad about their abilities. I had a maths teacher who called us all useless and that "you are all going to fail your gcses" and I'm still not over it. very cool of you to look into it though. I wish you well

She puts some sort of continuous humming noise in the background that's really calming to me. Absolutely love it

I'm only a minute in but my theory is that we are actually just a normal cow and this scientist comes from a place that doesn't have cows

@nukiradio

2 жыл бұрын

So she's a new Yorker. Okay

@fredsuper6792

2 жыл бұрын

@@nukiradio this caught me so off guard. Thanks for making my day better!

I like to imagine we're just a regular human sitting in a dentist's chair, incredibly confused.

@foxwool

Жыл бұрын

I love that

I’m falling asleep but I want to see what she does so I’m just like : -👄👁

@Random_Cable69

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Auraliiix_

10 ай бұрын

Fr 😂

To me this feels like the alternative universe to the "Not-Cow" Story line

Oh thank you for asking, I’m actually what’s known as a massive nerd. I’m not smart enough to help you pass your college exams, but I can help you pass any game level

@frankyhorn2475

2 жыл бұрын

No see that's a geek, not a nerd

@flawtism1271

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, get it right, nerd. Wait-...

@cyunt8167

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankyhorn2475 ya

@TheRealQuinten

2 жыл бұрын

Guys… if you tell people you can do there work for them then they won’t leave you alone! This is common nerd knowledge, keep up!

@Random_Cable69

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"i cannot even fathom what is going on here" honestly i be wondering that everyday

@tfwnoyandere

2 жыл бұрын

me trying to apply kindergarten level problem solving

Amy: what are you? Me: ah, I see this is the first time you have encountered one of my kind. A researcher from another world classified me as "not cow"; so that is what I am.

The metallic taps and scrapes.. The droning white noise hum in the background.. Even the repeated spoken words and phrases. All of this is done so perfectly. Love it

@florabrine5646

6 ай бұрын

I'm sorry for disliking your comment I didn't mean to TwT

@glitchard3685

6 ай бұрын

@@florabrine5646 hah - s'all good!!

Amy: “What are you?” Me: uhm, I’m not quite sure how to answ- Amy: “How are you?” Me: Oh I’m fine thanks for asking ☺️”

Amy: “What are you?” Me: *We are Venom*

I love these kinda asmr vids!! Something about being studied like a lil beastie is so relaxing :>

"im so going to get fired, i have no idea what is going on here" story of my engineering life

"I don't even know how to address you." "Not-Cow" seems to be the go to moniker.

This video and 1st Not Cow are my faves, I think. "Thanks for not attacking me" seals the deal for me. I can watch these 2 on repeat and never stop enjoying them.

Imagine if we was one of the aliens from Amy’s other videos :0

@Voidsfer

2 жыл бұрын

They had to get rid of beblebrox

25:25 Those delicate ear brushing sounds with your low whispers are soooo good! Also, I loved the plastic wrap sounds at 17:12 but my brain feels like I'm also being slightly suffocated which is so strange yet fascinating to me (in a scientific sense). 😄 Thx, Amy!!

“What are you?” “Moo. Next question.”

Wow, I've been studying for a big exam and was super stressed. As soon as I put my headphones in to listen to your video, I instantly got tingles and my stress went away. Thanks Amy Kay!

I ask myself that question every day “What are you and who are you”

omg your unintelligible whispers/speaking are SO GOOD. The tingles!!!! Subscribing immediately.

So many tingles with the fluffy mic!!! I love this series!!!

I absolutely love this kind of scenario! I’m not sure why but I just love being talked to like an alien beyond human comprehension 😅 and you make it soo tingly 💖 I’d love to see more videos like this!

@CoreKatalyst

2 жыл бұрын

Also real talk I wouldn’t be able to resist popping that bubble wrap, you have nerves of steel jgjgkl

@Random_Cable69

11 ай бұрын

​@@CoreKatalyst😂😂😂

This brings a whole new meaning to "I would LOVE to study you"

Did I just... did I catch a hitchhikers reference in that background alien text??? in 2021??? I only recently discovered your channel but I'm already enjoying the Sci-Fi Vibes and it's sooooo relaxing :) The one on the right says "Thanks for all the fish", I don't know if anyone else caught that. I am still working out the left one but the middle word is "are". The best place to see is at 10:20 :)

@kookiepup12

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that too! I didn't know it was a reference to something, but I saw the code and cracked it, and I was looking for someone else who noticed! :) The one on the left says “Squirrels are cute” I think (with a small typo on the S)

Amy is always one of my favs when it comes to facial expressions and acting! Top notch videos from a top notch gal!

Oh my word, Amy I just have to say this is an absolute masterclass piece of ASMR content. No lie, I have listened to this around 8 times in the past 3 days (studying a lot, lol) and damn does it just hit the spot. I have been subbed (on my non-creator account) to your channel for a little less than a year I think and while I've always enjoyed your vids you have improved immensely. I listen to a lot, A LOT of asmr and take it from me, you deserve every sub and honestly much more. Just top tier. Your creativity seriously makes these videos such an amazing reprieve for all of us. Thank you again and see you at 1 million! calling it now

Ok the visual trigger of the light behind the bubble wrap is so cool and creative! And, paired with the crinkling of the bubble wrap it is suuuper tingly! :D

The "What are you" in the title made me immediately answer "not cow"

@TheMultiForge

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The combination was of unique content + your voice= INSANELY TINGLY 🙌🏼

Your up close whispers while doing something are always so good

Just counted your patreons because what else would one do at 1am. If I counted correctly you got 88 patreons for 5$+. And you got nearly 200kays. Im so happy to see you successful! 2 year subversary coming up on 12/12. And no! I don't spend an hour searching for the sub-date, the first video I watched from you or your subcount back then. You are just imagining it! Since then you are basicly the person bringing me to bed at least 3 times a week. So much did happen in those 2 years, so many things changed to the better! And you were "there". A real big thank you from me to you! Its always a pleasure to watch your videos! ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks Amy! Your work is always appreciated :D

Doctor: what are you. Me: I am an Immortal, fifth dimensional, shape-shifting, Holy, Demonic, Eldritch abomination... also known as a Furby.

I’m currently listening to this at work and I’m getting such intense tingles. You’re videos are always so amazing !

First, I was a not cow that didn't moo. Now I'm a fluffy eared alien thing. Dawg, what did my parents do to me??? 😂

Omg I'm so excited for this video. I love your content ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Thanks as always for including close up whispers in your videos, favorite trigger and it's so relaxing. The facial sensations test with the close whispers at 21:10 is so tingly ❤

@jilljaskiewicz1570

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

imo, you're one of the most underrated asmr channels. You should have a million subs!

This video is awesome, it's really hard for me to have tingles, it happened just a couple of times, but this one made me have a lot of tingles: the bubble wrap with the light is amazing, and also the sound of the pen circling, and the brush. There are also some words that you pronounce in a tingly way for me, for example at the beginning of the video, when you say "what is this? ". This is going to be one of my favorite asmr videos ❤️

Lovely video as always!!! Thank you Amy ☺

I came here to relax not to have and existential crisis lol Thanks for the video, amazing as always!♥️

These kinds of videos are my favorite, I like the vague descriptions of the POV and what it could possibly be. Makes my imagination run wild.

I love it so much

I know it's strange, but i always want to watch a ASMR where i am a Spy, with you telling me about mission and helping me to prepare to put my gear and everything

“What are you?” Me: *Moo*

I need more of these this was perfect very engaging and satisfying 10/10 great work

This very specific genre of ASMR videos is so good.

Amy! I just saw you have a full time job and you still put out these awesome videos all the time! Do you sleep? Lol Great work! The effort and skill you put into these videos.....I thought you do this full time! Not as a hobby 🙌🤗

My brain trying to wrap itself around the fact that this character, and the vampire hypnosis character, are played by the same woman. You’ve become my new favorite place for ASMR.

yyeeeesss my fav series r back! asmr queen !

I luv her videos they always relax me after a long day💗💗💗💗

When someone finally figures out what I am, I'll be absolutely amazed

@TheMultiForge

2 жыл бұрын

Are you not cow?

@tfwnoyandere

2 жыл бұрын

no one is ever going to find out what i am all about

I keep finding myself saying “Beevlebrox!” out loud multiple times a day

Omg you hit 200k!! Congrats!!🎉

Love your videos. Your humor Personality And creativeness. Fave asmr to watch and fall asleep to.

"That's the last time I wear a fuzzy hat to work before you get your new glasses, and get some sleep"

Amy: What are you? Me: I'm not Cow

Thanks for the new video, Amy. 😊 Very close to Amy 200k. ❤️

"what... are you?" * Open Skyrim's character creation menu *

Amy: What are you? Me: Not cow

YAYY!! Love your videos! They help me sleep ❤

Love this style! Thanks.

"overstimulated" well a cute scientist keeps whispering in my ears 😂😂

14:12 I didn't think I could discovery new ASMR triggers but the crinkle paper and light combo is so tingly 🤤

Yesterday's shorts was great Amy, loved the close up whispers with the fast visual triggers, never seen something like that and it was very tingly. Would love a longer part of that in a future video. Great combination of triggers 👍

Amy legit never fails to get me to fall asleep

Her: "What are you?" Me: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

@marsbard5976

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that's a bit of a mouthful and quite dramatic! Is there any way I can convince you to shorten it?

Every woman who cries out "dear god what is that thing!" will echo in your perfect ears

I couldn't believe my eyes but when I put the video on fullscreen with audio on speakers my cat started to watch you :D

A relaxing long ASMR from Amy at the end of the day is the best, your videos are so relaxing as always.

Amy: What are you? Me: I am cow

Hey, Amy Kay, I was wondering : is it okay if I use your videos as inspiration for my WIP novel? I feel like your characters could inspire me a lot

@AmyKayASMR

2 жыл бұрын

sure why not lol

@NIDELLANEUM

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmyKayASMR Thank you, I always like to ask such things ^-^

@mohamedninja85

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmyKayASMR this video amazing so relaxing

@JustFlemishMe

2 жыл бұрын

What genre, may I ask? I'm curious, may be interested :)

@NIDELLANEUM

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustFlemishMe Fantasy. And every time Amy Kay role plays as another character, I get a rush of inspiration

Major Ephemeral Rift energy, definitely a vibe

I LOVE these types of videos these and experiment videos 😩

17:04 pov: politely suffocating you asmr

amy: “what are you?” me: “a cow”

Yes yes yes yes! Going to bed after a f***ed up day in the fabric and got now my favorite sleeptime routine with Amy :3 Thank you

love your eye-lashes, they really add some intensity to your eyes and make them pop :)

Hopeful you'll see this! Thank you so incredibly much for your time and creativity spent on this ambiguous, curious examination! I've been searching high and low hoping to find something to play to my busy mind's ideas. Well-deserving of the like, sub, and browse of your other works