*Loses first round* "At least my secret Mongolian moussaka recipe is safe."

@valeriecoronado8713

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jaimic4lyfe687

2 жыл бұрын

@Matina Mitropetrou it’s a food

@reaperfan377

2 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp Is amazing

Top 3 worst punishments in human history: #3: Brazen Bull #2: Scaphism #1: Getting poked in the eye with this thing here

@matiascanavesi5813

2 жыл бұрын

What are these could you specify I’m genuinely curious

@xantrospl

2 жыл бұрын

@@matiascanavesi5813 Just google it. I don't think it's an appropriate content for a youtube channel. We don't want to see Agent Salazar punished by KZread, right? :P I'd just say that only moussaka offenders deserve to undergo such punishments :D

@ExcelsiorElectric

2 жыл бұрын

Me after everytime I'm wrong. 😉😘🤤

@slorval

2 жыл бұрын

@@matiascanavesi5813 DONT LOOK IT UP AND DEFINITELY DO NOT GO TO IMAGES

@matiascanavesi5813

2 жыл бұрын

@@slorval I’m tempted but I’ll take your word for it since you used all caps 👁👄👁👍🏽

Having my eyes poked rapidly with a slightly sharp stick sounds a lot worse then a slap

@minethink1442

2 жыл бұрын

than*

@zatty232

2 жыл бұрын

@@minethink1442 ur mom*

@yoRyann27

2 жыл бұрын

@@zatty232 *u're

@savageprodude2151

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoRyann27 it’s actually ur because u’re really means u are so ur basically telling him to say u are mom -_-

@carmelo6546

2 жыл бұрын

@@savageprodude2151 bro you explained why your own sentence is grammatically incorrect

To win the marbles game, you have a 50% chance of winning. To win the card game, you have a 0.0035% chance of winning or a 3/100,000 chance. To win the 2nd card game it’s 25% or 50%, depending if there’s one or two.

@Amphibian42

2 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough with the marbles game, after the 2nd game the chance of winning the third is pretty decent, so is the 4th and 5th and such, human are habitual and can be easily guessed on which to pick if you know how to pick the option a normal person wouldn't, not consistent or reliable, but i only guessed 3 of the marbles games wrong here lol

@slorval

2 жыл бұрын

yes while these statistics are correct, this is assuming that your guess is entirely randomized. As previously stated human patterns can be tracked and your behavior and thought process can change this statistic quite a bit. Your math is right, but the outside factors mean this is only the case if you are using a random number generator for at least one of the two humans playing the game.

@Kouxt

2 жыл бұрын

I dont know shit about probabilites

@dannyfalcon9890

2 жыл бұрын

@@slorval you’re right, but humans are random and may not stick to a pattern or use one to deceive the guesser.

@Amphibian42

2 жыл бұрын

@@dannyfalcon9890one of the most predictable animals out there with a lot of things, especially statistically and mathematics wise

The chill version of the start of squid game. Mom gotta make sure everythings ok 😭

The way that I got most of it correctly and got annoyed because me answering correctly at the first try wasn't in the script is actually funny 💀🤚

Eye poke is genius 😭 so tingly

@malcolm3738

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@goronimus304

2 жыл бұрын

yes, I love feeling the wave of pleasure wash over me as my eyes are gouged out

Kenshi's satisfaction face knowing we are gonna lose, kills me

“Mom , can we get a Squid games?” “No , we already have squid games at home!” Squid games at home:

@User08090

2 жыл бұрын

"Can we get a squid games"😭

@gumma9

2 жыл бұрын

@@User08090 😂😂

"You can pay with your body" I thought I was on KZread- lol. For real though this was great! Thanks man keep it up.

@MM_asmrColorTests

2 жыл бұрын

LOL, best comment! 🤣

@ReikoKishimoto

2 жыл бұрын

'I thought i was on KZread' What does that mean? I dont really understand the reference

@nirangatang7759

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReikoKishimoto Oh no anyway

@ReikoKishimoto

2 жыл бұрын

@@nirangatang7759 ?????

@RaziTheYeen

2 жыл бұрын

@@MM_asmrColorTests tttt

the eye poking >>> u should totally use this trigger again! it’s my new favorite

me waiting to get *slapped* by Kenshi only to get *stabbed* in the *eyes*

the eye poke was actually so tingly omg

Oh my goodness imagine if they actually poked your eyes in the show that would be so gory

Squid game is everywhere. yet none but Netflix has done it this well

@SparklyTwo

2 жыл бұрын

Netflix didn't make the show

@hisham8885

2 жыл бұрын

@@SparklyTwo yes they did

@SparklyTwo

2 жыл бұрын

@@hisham8885 Uhh no they didn't. Literally just look it up. A Korean company made the show. Funnily enough, they're actually suing Netflix.

@hisham8885

2 жыл бұрын

@@SparklyTwo oh shit. I thought Netflix bought the idea from the creators

@SparklyTwo

2 жыл бұрын

@@hisham8885 Yeah I wasn't trying to be a dickhead to anyone just thought it was an interesting fact.

Kenshi is scarily powerful with all that monopoly monies 😳

The Samsung phone is a nice touch of originality

yooo my man is uploading at the perfect times!! looking forward to drifting away to slumber watching yet another probably super-tingly roleplay :)

*Wants to relax* "Yes mom, don't worry. It's not too cold" *Starts laughing*

2:57 Kenshi: u can pay…with ur body~ Me: wait wh-😳 Kenshi:*picks the hell out of my eyes* Me: ohh thank god

@LotFrat

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, nnn. So no.

Was just watching an old video of yours, great timing.

@filipozpl5207

2 жыл бұрын

Same

POV: kenshi doesn’t know what to do because you fell asleep watching the video

Kenshi; *holds up palm full of marbles* you are quite unsure, hm? Me; *rubbing mangled eye* Uh, yeah, I can't really see the marbles.

This is a good look on Kenshi, Agent Salazar needs to step up his game

This show had already given me so many nightmares, as I had many dreams where I played this game and died. But you my man Kenshi

@grundlefoot

2 жыл бұрын

I'm grundle foot

@lyoso222

2 жыл бұрын

Surely you have 7 or 10 years

whoever our character is, they deserved the eye pokes

That suit and tie are both on point Kenshi. Good fit!

its oddly nice being poked because it gives off relaxing vibes

100k monopolies was worth going blind.

Well squid game is great, this video is great. But i still cant get over how they did my boy ali😔

@lyoso222

2 жыл бұрын

Please shut up, squid game is trash

@jaayfall211

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyoso222 what are you even doing here what-

I don’t always wear a suit but when I do, it’s for a squid game asmr role play

I dont know what it is, but your voice and accent really give me that trigger affect in this video, i initially clicked on the vid out of curiosity and it's probably put me to sleep over a dozen times now 😅

Weird that no one noticed or at least mentioned it in the comments. Kenshi literally said "AK-47"!!! Kenshi: Pokes eye, *Ak-47 noises*

@Fishy-eater1o1

2 жыл бұрын

I notice

Nice! I just finished last episode, great timing 😍

Would love to see more of this!

had a bad day at work, this was posted right after I got done, day instantly made

Kenshi looking hella cute today

The fact that this man went out and bought 100 monopoly boxes just for this video

Aww, I never knew I was waiting for this until I found out that I was waiting for this...

My god man how do you look so good in your thumbnails?

I loved this. Funny enough, I'm finally starting t watch "Squidgame" later tonight! I'm late to the party, lol.

😂 that was funny. Looking good my friend ❤

bro you need more likes you are good at this one day your going to be famous

I waited for you to upload from yesterday just to sleep

i really sleep with this same video like 20 times now

The octopus Game do be preatty relaxing ngl

kenshi whats the monopolies to dollars conversion?

how did he knew that i would choose odd or even???? btw i like eye poking it felt so relax.

Did you watch it in the original korean version Kenshi?

Great vid as always

Hilariously, I got every single marble guess correct EXCEPT the last one, the only one where he congratulates the viewer for being correct l m f a o-

Most of the time that he violently attacked my eyes with that sharp metal Skewer, I was half asleep and I could really open my eyes

I guessed even on the first one and still got my eyes poked lmao

Always the best Kenshi, just the best...

Nice Video I go sleep with this today

I got all of them right by the marbels game except for the last one 😭. And yes I made my decisions before kenshi said what it wasn't was.

I'd pay kenshi with my body any time 😩

@fyrel0rd133

2 жыл бұрын

oop..

@ipostrandom2314

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@nopenope8364

2 жыл бұрын

aYo

@roxy_foxy

2 жыл бұрын

okay open your eyes real quick

THIS IS AMAZING

my glasses protect me from that sharp stabbing object

U were born for this role

yes,the 100k is very near to you))))

Eye treatment after this!!

Me after everytime I'm wrong: 😉😘🤤

why did i get every one of the marble games wrong😭😭 god dammit kenshi u read my mind

Dad : there is no better thing than world peace Me : kenshi smile

The fact that I only guessed one of the odd or evens mad me very upset

Thanks for the video you look really nice with the tie and suit really cool

Let’s gooooo just finished the show

I love this

Thanks Kenshi my eyesight went from 12/20 to 0/10 very thankful

lost my vision after watching this video. still 10/10 tho

He was not quite whispering but idk how i still got tingles

Great video!

I could swear I played CSGO with this guy

if i knew it was asmr i wouldve always picked even because he has to do it for ASMR

No cap I literally chose even and the whole time I was saying “ I ain’t giving you anything “

I thought I was safe I ran for miles but squid game caught up it always does 😩✋

Video with more eye pokes would be amazing 💙💙💙

Omg I love it!! I hope that one day my channel will be like yours!! Greetings from Spain ❤🇪🇦

"you can pay with your body" 😳 o-okay with you wanna that much

The fact is i really guessed wrong all long 💀

If I ask nicely, will you share the Moussaka?

Ugh fine. I'll watch squid game. Hopefully it's good

More role plays or atleast longer than 1 minute videos, bro I need atleast 10 minutes of ur voice Ofcoursenohomo

The chance that I would get at least one of those 4 card combinations correctly is 1/7.3 million. Yet I still got one

I was think you'll really show money, but this is THE REALL MONEY , yes i will play definitely

my stomach hurts from laughing because i guessed the opposite of what i apparently guessed in the video EVERY TIME. just my luck. awesome triggers tho

FOR THE FIRST TIME I’M HERE EARLY OMG

got the first 2 right I would've walked away with the 200,000 monopolies

this is superb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii! wohooooooooooooo!

it is like listening to jim halpert

wow im early! I love your channel

Kenshi:Oh no no pressure no pressure Also Kenshi: yea 10 seconds

I have been guessing right on all of them

Wow

How tf am I at 4/4 rn for the marbles

Bro I guessed it all right on the marble

Gets repeatedly poked in the eye. “Would you like to try again?” “No. Actually I don’t.”

0:29 What are you? jigsaw?

Even or odd score 7W-2L