Her: gasping and crying over my injuries Me with a missing arm, half my torso gone, 23 arrows in one eye socket, a war hammer spike in my head and a sword imbedded in my back: "Tis but a scratch"

@bassal_the_rotten7645

2 жыл бұрын

Ive had worse

@i_am_inevitable_3k4

2 жыл бұрын

Carry on

@TeaserTravlein

2 жыл бұрын

Merely a flesh wound

@theburgerking1236

2 жыл бұрын

And here I am dying from a stubbed toe

@user-vr5xg3cx4i

2 жыл бұрын

@@theburgerking1236 Same

Men have two fantasies, having an epic fight and have someone that cares about you, this ASMR have both, 10/10

@korbinnewman1055

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the third one: saving a cute girl from danger.

@shui804

2 жыл бұрын

​@@korbinnewman1055 the holy trifecta

@logeyperogi1805

8 ай бұрын

@@korbinnewman1055YOU ARE NOT WRONG The ultimate situation for any man! He protects a cute girl from some brute, has an epic fight with said brute before ultimately beating him, then collapsing from the pain and injuries and the girl you protected nursing you back to health Give a man that one situation, he will never complain ever again!

@jaxonjaxoff3291

8 ай бұрын

@@shui804can we add a fourth one about driving/riding a car/horse/motorcycle out of an epic ass explosion?

@Hell_0115

6 ай бұрын

Facts😊

Spoon is your shield! He will take as many scratches, dents, and piercings as it takes to protect you!!!

@Average_Spoon_Enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

I never doubted your loyalty Spoon, but be more carful next time.

@nepnepguythegreatestofall6032

2 жыл бұрын

The power of stainless steel

@boio_thedudeman1925

2 жыл бұрын

Spoon is a force to be reckoned with

@imlostandneedanswers1310

2 жыл бұрын

Spoon is a Canon character from now on.

@girthquake2390

2 жыл бұрын

He protecc, he attacc, but most of all he's the utensil that loves you bacc!

Me: *rolls dice* Me: "Oh that's a natural 20 on my death saving throw." DM: Okay, you wake up as the princess enters the-" Me: "Oh no, I keep my eyes shut and don't say anything. I wanna hear this." DM: "Uhhh... roll a deception?" Me: *Rolls dice* Me: "Ah, nice. That's a 21." DM: "Shit... alright... uh.... *achem*." DM: *improvs a whole scene by themselves*

@supernovavoidking6169

2 жыл бұрын

Then an assassin reveals himself crying from the scene he had just witnessed *a new person comes to the table with the character sheet of the assassin* Assassin: My heart strings have been pulled by the waves of emotion that you both feel. May I join your party

@andrewgorski6317

2 жыл бұрын

Dude shit if you roll 2 nat 20s in a row fucking master chief and the autobots show up and join your party

@squarr6716

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewgorski6317 2 nat 20s would make dream shake in his boots

Her: *crying* Me: oh come on! It's really not ba- Her: *touches wound* Me: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

@yellowtail961

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my stomach I can't stop laughing I know it's not supposed to be funny but stuff it I love this comment

@hermangarbin4236

2 жыл бұрын

@@yellowtail961 thanks, glad i made someone laugh

@pikaboi1318

Жыл бұрын

I dont think ive ever related to a comment and laughed so hard at it in my life 😂

@GojiraEdits70

Жыл бұрын

Wow, your wounds are *_that_* sensitive? I've been stuck in a 13 year olds head because of the Godzilla DNA experiments! And I've been through much, much worse.

I’ve always got a soft spot for these protector stories, and this one was so well acted as well, really felt the emotion

@gRleF

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind to hear which are your favourites :) I'm interested in more of those

@raraforever8770

2 жыл бұрын

@@gRleF yeah same

@andrewgorski6317

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah if you have any other good ones please share

Princess: crying over my injuries Me: chilling in the hospital bed eating Cheez-itz

@victorvance6279

2 жыл бұрын

Hope the bill isn't too high for ya

@chachwa9970

2 жыл бұрын

@@victorvance6279 got injured on the job so probably good insurance

@victorvance6279

2 жыл бұрын

@@chachwa9970 let's get that bread 😎🤑

@l0vesspecialwlw

2 жыл бұрын

me in my vr headset in the hospital bed: i beat the universe😈HAHAHAHA

@JimmySancho_

2 жыл бұрын

Tabasco flavored or cheddar?

How could knife leave such a cutie out of his sight?

@dixoncider8372

2 жыл бұрын

It seems that Spoon did however

@jimbo2075

2 жыл бұрын

Knife is a poor man's spoon, literally!

@AC_Eagle2160

Жыл бұрын

What about fork-

@GianHainAap.

Жыл бұрын

@@AC_Eagle2160 Fork's a Forking Schewpid lil trident.

@hotpocketoverlord7800

Жыл бұрын

i wonder if the cucumber account is also run by whoever runs this knife account.

*Peaches sends the doctor away* Me: I still need my abdominal stitches. Please come back.

@supernovavoidking6169

2 жыл бұрын

doctor I am dying you did not cover the whole where my arm was

I just saw a comment that was a few days old and Peaches hearted it! This video is almost 3 years old and she still hearts comments on these older videos, it's bonkers!!! This just shows even more how much she cares for her fans!!! Hats off to you!

@DreamsofPeaches

4 ай бұрын

👁️👄👁️ I see you

I’m wondering how it feels for the other injured knights in the room: The princess has arrived! She forced everyone out and is confessing her love to... someone... else...

@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp

2 жыл бұрын

*"Whelp..."*

@gemninja1197

2 жыл бұрын

That one knight:Sooo..do we have to leave the room too or...

“Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Queen” Welcome back Peaches, we’re glad you’re feeling better 👑💖

@1689Nerd

2 жыл бұрын

No

Oh boy, I've never been here so early. I'll finally be able to brag about it over dinner this weekend, suck it Spoon! Anyway, great audio as always, awesome to hear from you again Peaches!

@dudeinadoughboy4327

2 жыл бұрын

Oh fork yeah! 😁

@praetorian1877

2 жыл бұрын

“Suck it Spoon!” Hahaha That was so funny! 😂

@thekirbinator2934

2 жыл бұрын

Spork you abominable creation of madness I thought you had been cast back into the fires you were forged in

@justacanofbeans8217

2 жыл бұрын

My arch nemesis

@tanaypandey1771

2 жыл бұрын

@@justacanofbeans8217 hahahha

Finally!!!! Waiting for this has been the thing that’s kept me going all week.

@fork3431

2 жыл бұрын

...

@Ipakinglabyou

2 жыл бұрын

There is a spoon a knife and two forks

@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ipakinglabyou but who's the real Fork?

@Ipakinglabyou

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp... That is a question u should ask to them

@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ipakinglabyou fair point

A haiku about confessions. Ahem: Awful injuries Shock her heart into action Love from tragedy

@justleo2956

2 жыл бұрын

This one is my new favourite

@Althecor

2 жыл бұрын

@@justleo2956 Had to pull out the big guns for Peaches' return 💯

This shit was immaculate the voice acting the story telling all amazing this was immersive I’m literally levitating listening to this you played this character perfectly

@callumsmith8341

8 ай бұрын

legend has it he is still in orbit to this day

The princess: crying over my mangled body Me: it's not that bad really I'm fine really I'm ok I can still - The princess: crying into my shoulder Me: OWHAHOW TEARS HAVE SALT THAT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

Her: “Thank god you’re ok”. Me:”yeah I’m alright” in the most nonchalant way

As a D&D guardian myself, that kind of audio is a favorite of mine.

@umbero4956

2 жыл бұрын

By the nine hells. I too am the same as this being of protection

I was an adventurer once until I took an arrow to the thigh. Now I'm a lover till the day that I die.

Welcome back Peaches, you've been missed

@supernovavoidking6169

2 жыл бұрын

nice

Peaches: you were stabbed, shot, and clubbed Me: Eh, just another day at the office

@gemninja1197

2 жыл бұрын

(*Insert Audio crowd laugh track*)

@connergifford4369

2 жыл бұрын

Ok captain price

As a fan of stories that involves knights; I freaking LOVED this roleplay; and the princess roleplay, worried about her Knight, reminded me of a dear girl friend of mine who, if I could, I’d watch over for her safety every day. Thanks for this amazing audio Peaches ⚔️🌹🙈

This is such a great audio, you have a very versatile voice 10/10

I am a sucker for these types of audios. The silent sworn protector and their charge. So many unsaid things between them until they have to be said. You drew me in with such sweet emotion and tugged at my heartstrings. .... "Although... I do believe you took advantage of my unconsciousness princess... Knights duty and honour would never have allowed me to accept this... Erm.. snuggle"

The accent fits so well! It absolutely felt like real games of thrones stuff!

Almost dying is a small price to pay for my favorite princess confessing her love to me! Never fear, princess, you won't lose me so easily. I'm made of sterner stuff than that.

You gotta stop with these emotional ones, I can't hurt so much every time. I swear your amazing acting is a weapon.

This is a certified hood classic

When my princess was crying I wanted to wake up and comfort here 🥺

She returns with a princess audio! - Lots of love from me and Wario

@arthurmorgan9224

2 жыл бұрын

Wah.

@blueplays7404

Жыл бұрын

WAH

@blueplays7404

Жыл бұрын

WAHHHHREEEOOOOO

I'm still dumbfounded that you only have 62k subscribers with your videos. They're soo good.

Why do I feel like this could be a situation involving Link and Zelda

My God I am melting for her accent

I always have to prepare myself for the emotional rollercoaster before I watch these, you literally never miss

Holyyy that was sooo good!! I love this universe and the protector/princess setting. I was in complete immersion, big fan!

This is so good, Peaches! You put so much emotion and care into it, it's as amazing as ever. The script is of course also awesome :D

Rush did an amazing job with his first script and this definitely does his script justice

I always love these types of RPs! Your voice and emotions really push them home!

I’m so glad your back! I’m actually recovering from an injury so this is absolutely perfect! This was wonderful Peaches! Much love as always!

YO incredibly well performed, absolutely ate that up. loved it (:

I’ve heard so many of these but this one has the best emotion and role playing by far

welcome back peaches, I’m glad your feeling better. ty for another amazing audio

Hell yeah!! You are back!! I was really waiting for an audio and here your are with an amazing one just as usual 😅😅. You are really the best. Much love

Can we just talk about these acting SKILLS?! like wow Peaches you've got a talent this is so well done 🥺

Cucumber Approved

The greatest challenge for this knight would be to keep a s***-eating grin off his face while he listens, feigning sleep.

Bravo. I'm impressed with your performance in this audio. You're a terrific actor.

Maybe I'm extra soft today, but you got me genuinely crying with this one. Your acting is really amazing. Congrats, Peaches 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Oh my gosh, Peaches! This was an excellent performance! Not to mention, a fantastic audio to wake up to. Great job! 👏 👏 👏

I felt the emotion in my gut. This is a masterpiece, Peaches!!!

You do have a true talent for this Peaches ☺️

There's nothing that makes my day quite as amazing as seeing a peaches upload

Excellent job on this video! Props to the script writer as well great job all around 🌹

This was absolutely fantastic! 😍 Extremely well done!

Holy crap, first video of yours I've listened to and immediately (I'm not even a minute and a half in yet) that voice acting hit hard. Amazing job, seriously.

Poor knight. Can't even die in peace.

Your acting is amazing! It was very touching and emotional!

Princess Peaches? Sign me up! . Perfect audio and perfect script , amazing both of you

Amazing voice acting, i actually felt bad for her lol good job👌

I like that you use rain effect in all of your videos. It's so cozy

This is the best princess rp I've ever listened to. The intense emotions are just 🖤🖤🖤

Wow, when you display "emotional", it definitely is very! That is another amazing performance, and a cute story. Thank you Dreams of Peaches, thank you OrcishScrivener! ❤️

Ah I love stories like this. I dont know why but i do. This is very well acted out and the voice is good as always! Nicely done peaches

So sweet! Almost cried, really great Job!

Greatest ASMR RP EVER! I super loved it, I am huge fan fantasy. I listened to it and felt like I was acutely there. thank you for making my day.

Glad I could make it to watch it relatively soon. Thank you for another wonderful video.

ah yes another beautiful audio by peaches

Hell yeah, y’all know this is going to be awesome

I love fantasy medieval roleplays. So, I ❤️ this one.

Man the roleplay in comment section is on next level too , what a gem of a channel

Princess: Confesses her love for her wounded knight. Knight: That's what i was waiting for...

@gemninja1197

2 жыл бұрын

Wooooooo!!!Yeah Baby!

The fact that you have a naturally beautiful accent makes this 10000000000 times better

The princess is talking about all the wounds I’ve taken, all I could think of is “Holy Hell, I Got Messed Up In This Scenario!”

Very nicely done. Thank you for the audio.

Finally an upload I didn't think I was gonna last longer❤️

I cant help but think this is apart of a series

In the first few seconds her attitude was so different, so official. That combined with the new art and scriptwriter, I wondered for a moment if it was even connected to the others. Turns out it was a wonderful ending to a sweet story. Being asked to prioritize yourself by someone you love, who also needs you. Its beautifully layered.

probs to your voice acting skills, the beginning was stressing me out with all that crying. glad it had a happy ending

This is amazing! I love it! ❤️

She has returned

me after they shoot, stab, and club me: "alright well call it a draw"

It would be really amazing if there is another part of this where she gets married to her knight lover as a reward for their contributions to the king/queen and kingdom

@gemninja1197

2 жыл бұрын

Bad ending:We get better but can't be a knight anymore and she is forced to marry someone else and we have to watch...

This is so amazing!

Me again, hello for the second time. This is the... I think 3rd audio of yours I ever listened to. And it's just amazing! You should be proud. I am a prolific story writer, and an actor in an amateur sense. From where I'm sitting, this is just beautiful. The emotion is heart wrenching, and it tells a tale I've always wanted to hear told professionally. A princess and her loyal knight, the love that never can be. In my opinion a better cliche than Romeo and Julie. If you would ever be willing to, I'd would love to see another part to this. Keep up the incredible work, Peaches!

Fork finds this hard to believe as fork is actually a coward

Nice job on this one peaches!

I'm proud of you for clearing the room like that

her : that horrible brutal man struck your head from behind me : so........how am i still alive again ?

yay omg amazing to see you!

I’m glad your back! I stopped in your stream earlier today! Edit: id love to see this be a series!!

This is EXTREMELY emotional

Peaches voice is so amazing

I could never abandon you princess! I just needed a little nap before I could call for aid

@samwright2026

2 жыл бұрын

George! What are you doing here!

@theconqueror7678

Жыл бұрын

How was Epstein’s Island?

I LOVE YOU PEACHES!!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

I've always dreamt of being a noble knight. Thank you for making that dream come true for a little bit. ❤

Well, First time listening to this kind of asmr, No doubt I will be addicted to it

Ngl I closed my eyes and all I could hear was noise, I wasn't asleep but I certainly wasn't awake, I was just seeing things like I was dreaming but I felt so relaxed that my body went into low power mode and now I feel ever so slightly rested. Thank you Peaches.

Yooo, this is pretty good VA work. Subbed

"Physician, fetch me the laudanum. My brains have been scrambled by the brigand's maul and I am haunted by delusions."

@burakka96

2 жыл бұрын

Actually made me lol, read this in the black knights voice