The relief i felt knowing these were just common and energy cards. Came in with stress, left with none

The towel in the background 🐘

@user-ut8jp8rw1x

3 ай бұрын

Наш слоняра 💪😎

@qrmifne_

3 ай бұрын

Doing masturbation 💀

@Siddhu__0007

3 ай бұрын

I think it's for his going to be born baby😊

@D4wn0fAppl35

Ай бұрын

That's... That's not really a towel. That's for burping a baby just in case they do more then burp. Could also just be a blanket, but it's too soft looking to be a towel.

@PauloSilva19000

20 күн бұрын

@@D4wn0fAppl35 im not saying you are wrong but "it's too soft looking to be a towel"? you know that there are towels as soft as a blanket right? xD

The battling between the two is really creative and cool I think he should do one of these after every Pokémon pack opening

@gelid.

3 ай бұрын

I agree, and he should take the winners from every video and make a championship type vid where all winners go up against each other 👀🍿

As someone who know the pokemon type chart, this is killing me, but banger asmr king, the pokemon massage vids are the best

The "mystery" energy is dark type

Elephant themed nursery? That's so adorable!

@whispersoft

3 ай бұрын

I’m not in charge of

@makaylamurray7172

3 ай бұрын

@@whispersoftwell let your wife know she’s doing a great job!

@perrycoffey5410

3 ай бұрын

Hes married dors he know marriage is extremely stupid for males nowadays does he not know about fee mail nature hes a simp ​@@makaylamurray7172

I assumed the worst and expected 30 mins of bending some super rare card. Glad it turned out stress free and mad relaxing

@zappiestlynx9567

Ай бұрын

For real. It would’ve been fight on sight if we was out here abusing a 10+$ valued card

@D4wn0fAppl35

Ай бұрын

That was my main worry seeing it, am very glad it's just energy and common cards.

Giving Pokemon cards a massage is one of my favourite triggers of yours

@clayrages2423

2 ай бұрын

Same

As a Pokémon card this was a ten out of ten massage would recommend

@clayrages2423

2 ай бұрын

Same here! As a water energy this was a very calming experience, 10/10

@ThatRandomRobloxFan_Art

2 ай бұрын

As a grass energy card it was sooo relaxing! Definitely would recommend. Also for others to know, it was for free!!!

@Helplessfiction_2757

Ай бұрын

As a dark energy, it felt so good that when i got played with a snorlax for absolutely no reason, i couldn't even be angry. Definitely just right, i'd even have the guts to say he has fairy hands.

@rookpawn9

Ай бұрын

As a fire energy card I agree

@deathreaper-pc6gq

Ай бұрын

As a psychic energy I enjoyed this very much and bent all my spoons

The almost stretchy sound effect when you rub on a card is theeee ASMR trigger of all time

This is such a good trigger I've never heard before. I've just discovered you through your shorts and I'm very happy about it

this one got the tingles really going

This video is amazing. Loved how you interpreted the cards as you liked and had a blast while doing it. Felt like when i played with pokemon and yugioh cards with my friends as a kid. Loved it.

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR UPCOMING LITTLE ONE , BRETT🎉❤

@Sharkacy

2 ай бұрын

he's grown up so fast 😪

@The.OG.End69

2 ай бұрын

He's pregnant?!

@ODYSSEYoriginsz

2 ай бұрын

@@The.OG.End69 his wife is pregnant, he's gonna be a father!!😂

This was great and so relaxing lol would really like to see a part two

thats the best asmr ive seen in some weeks

The idea of making them battle is amazing, so relaxing and is also fun. I'm hope the next Pokémon card opening you do the same

Tingled through the whole thing, great video! I'm going for a nap now.😊😪

Don't know how you come up with these ideas but I'm here for it

Yesss! My favorite short you made was massaging Pokemon cards so this was awesome

@whispersoft

3 ай бұрын

Ha noce

@whispersoft

3 ай бұрын

Nice

@KhiannaMcFadden

2 ай бұрын

​@@whispersoftWhen I translated it it said it has walnut😂😂😂

the whole pokemon face off thing was so relaxing

Unique asmr. Please do some more 🙏🔥

You are a genius. I love it😍

Let’s take a look at the Ambipom vs Crocalor (~ 12:00 ) fight from the video game perspective. Now let’s say these are two wild Pokémon fighting with one another. No type advantages however there are two things Ambipom has over Crocalor. It’s base stats and growth rate. Let's talk about the growth rate first. Ambipom is put into the Fast growth rate while Crocalor is put into a Medium Slow growth rate. Most likely Ambipom will have the level advantage over Crocalor and if it doesn’t well then it’s got the speed. Now looking at its base stats it has a total value of 482 and Crocalor has 411. Crocalor is not fully evolved yet which is why its base is so low. Not to mention it is weak to various moves such as Water, Ground, and Rock. Ambipom is only weak to one move which is fighting. Crocalor cannot learn a fighting type move from Level Up, Egg Moves, or TM. With Ambipom however, it can learn Water Pulse and Mud-Slap by TM if it has a trainer which it does not in this situation. So what are we left with? An Ambipom that has a 100 base attack and 115 base speed. Crocalor has a 90 base special attack. Now most fire-type moves are special minus a couple of them but this won’t be enough to save Crocalor. Making Ambipom our winner! (Why did I do this? It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep why do you think I’m here? Also, I’m not the best at the games so I'm sorry if I may have gotten something wrong. I apologize but in my opinion, I can’t see Crocalor winning especially if the Ambipom knows Last Resort.)

6:46 It really depends on who's faster because they both can technically kill each other in two hits.

the wrapper was just as good

the mystery card is a dark energy

I just found your channel ❤ you're amazing

Please more this was soooo good

Feels and sounds good. Breaks my fucking heart

you should make another one of these, super relaxing

Great video . Your videos are amazing 🤩

Just seeing your thumbnails makes me sleepy cuz of how much I love falling asleep to ur videos 😂💕

Hi love the videos

need another vid like this!

I love this massaging cards series please do more! I also LOVED the battles, It was really fun listening to :))

Please do more of these!!

Pokemon cards was my favorite collection

Great ASMR

3:57 so so tingly

Mint condition ❌ Lightly played ❌ lightly massaged ✅✅✅

You have some weird asmr video ideas but they are always better than you would expect keep up the good work

This video was too entertaining especially since I'm playing pokemon shield right now lol

This is so much fun

I NEEEEED a no talking version of this!!!

Can you make a video with the "what color is this" moment or a measuring ruler, these are my favorite triggers🤠

i love Dumbo a lot ❤❤❤

I swear I would love to have a series of pokemon king of the hill ASMR tournament

Back then if I did that to my Pokemon cards I'd be dead even if they were energies 💀⚰️🥶🗿

Everyone talking about Zebstrika winning against Naclstack, but no one talks how simisage actually wins against both of them (Zebstrika needs 2 shots, but after recoil Simisage only needs 1 and Naclstack gets 1 shotted)

2:14 that is the card version of Dark type

Oh thank god their engery cards i was finna have a heartattack

dang that’s gnarly 💀

Big fan of pitting the cards against each other

The Pokemon ad that I wachted before the vid started🗿

Anyone want Burger King?

@kuroXmiko

2 ай бұрын

Ngl I could use a big king xxl right now

@clayrages2423

2 ай бұрын

Please get me a whopper

@i.d.k5039

Ай бұрын

Yes pls

“Iam the one who collects”

I think everything you said about a mechanic in the game or about it was wrong 😂 but great asmr sir !

we eating good in the hood with this one

lets go w vid

Going for those PSA 1's I see

14:06 CHEATING I CALL CHEATING!! That’s a fighting type, mane🥲

Kinda funny no one noticed he is calling fighting types rock types

Thank you elephant man

Do asmr rare charizard pokemon card😁

I want Wendy’s

@whispersoft

3 ай бұрын

You

@tzontzini9129

3 ай бұрын

Hell nah bro doesn't give up 💀

@TornadoChaserRoblox

3 ай бұрын

Yay he is here

@Gojo56710

3 ай бұрын

Yippe

@flashy6074

3 ай бұрын

Can I come

,,Monkey, you done!!‘‘ 😭

My heart hurts. The cards are gonna be so bent… Very tingly tho

@anotheruniqueusername

3 ай бұрын

at least it's just energy cards

I know it’s just energies but it still hurts my soul to see cards bent, 10/10 tingles tho

Bring back the lion plush

51 secs, nice

Hey - did my own rendition of this video. I hope you don't mind. I made sure to give you credit for the idea in the comments as well as in the video!

Day 2 of asking for rock Asmr to come back

Please when your kid is old enough to crawl make a short of her choosing her first starter

8:03 flamingo is flying and fighting Orbeetle is bug and psychic but orbeetle would still win because psychic beats fighting

@23hoursofsleep

23 күн бұрын

flying beats bug 🤷‍♂️

let’s gooo

I like the sound but my Pokemon card collector heart hurts when I look at it

can u pls do a pokeman card massage vidio without talking pls? so its less louder pls

Thank god he’s using bulk cards 😭

@clayrages2423

2 ай бұрын

Fr I was scared he was gon pull a Charizard

Fellow michigander here, will you ever have like a P.O. box where we can send you cool stuff aka more pokemon cards?

W tingles

Grass. 🗿

Some time later... "Giving Air a Massage"

"for 10k likes ill massage a PSA 10 base set charizard, Leave a like and subscribe" Just imagine the madnes😂

Do this with a PS 10 Holographic Charizard.

you have to do this more

As someone who collects Pokémon cards this pains me as a few of those cards were worth a decent amount of money and some are extremely hard to pull off

@supergamer-wd1vn

2 ай бұрын

I don’t know anything abt Pokémon cards this is an amazing video I love the sounds of the cards😊

I want eggs.

In total you would make 6.5 dollars if you sold the cards not counting the energy

He should buy a replica Shiny charizard and bend it just to mess with people

When will you start life stream

I just kno Pokemon card collectors are shaking in their boots rn

Can u go live again

guys i think i saw a pokemon card at one point

It dark energy

Im mad, you made zebstrika take the 50 damage debuff, but not the naclstack take his 30 damage debuff, zebstrika clearly won

@randomstuffido4368

2 ай бұрын

Also, it wasn’t rock. It was fighting so zebstrika and crocolor won

@Anonymous-wg5cz

2 ай бұрын

@@randomstuffido4368he is obviously not taking it seriously chill lmao

Lol ive been listening to this while playing fortnite. Helped me get two victories ❤😂

This hurts my soul. Good sounds but the card damage it hurts

@clayrages2423

2 ай бұрын

Same even though none of them are worth much

@Revits.gaming.1357

2 ай бұрын

@@clayrages2423 yeah

Rip I want Wendy's guy

@w0olfs

3 ай бұрын

Who's Wendy's?

@TornadoChaserRoblox

3 ай бұрын

@@w0olfs so basically on all his videos there's someone that says I want Wendy's and today he didn't for now

@valeriakurucz327

3 ай бұрын

he commented😊😅

That thumbnail makes me irrationally furious.