ASMR | Extremely Boring Facts That'll Put You to Sleep, Guaranteed*
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FACT: This video contains lots of extremely boring facts about a wide variety of uninteresting things.
FACT: I hope you will fall asleep while listening to me read these facts into your ears.
FACT: This binaural ASMR video includes soft speaking, whispering, and some very bored crickets.
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Thanks for watching!
*Just kidding. There's no guarantee. I can't actually guarantee that you'll fall asleep. No KZread video can make that kind of promise. Even if I could, you didn't pay me anything to watch this video, so you wouldn't get a refund anyway.
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Switching from the low natural voice to very soft is very relaxing but so funny at the same time, thank you for the facts!
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
I like how bald you are
@cascottage
3 ай бұрын
this is the funniest compliment
@Roman-R-2009
3 ай бұрын
69th reply (I'm so fucking sorry)
@34r343
3 ай бұрын
@@Roman-R-2009 do you edge?
@Boardzz76
3 ай бұрын
@@34r343Microsoft right? Or smth else
@34r343
3 ай бұрын
@@Boardzz76 to the special Olympics
0:20 NO WAY I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THAT AMAZING FACT!!
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
@marthacaroline8588
4 ай бұрын
This is hysterical 😂
@Thesigmaone747
4 ай бұрын
@@MattasticASMR I have a fact for you, did you know, if you give birth, to five night from freddy, he says, "Ur, ur ur ur ur, ur" and, there's, theres also, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. And, purple, purple man, put children in, five night, freddy, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. But, but, purple, purple man, gets angered at by, the ghost, and they, they force him into, spring bunny suit, and he gets spring bunnied, and becomes springguy
@LeafyReuploads
4 ай бұрын
@@Thesigmaone747Are you restarted? Or possibly regarded?
@Gold_pickaxe
4 ай бұрын
@@LeafyReuploadsor acoustic
1 minute in and im already typing out this comment unconsciously cause i was put to sleep
@kaori_arima
4 ай бұрын
Gday sir I'm also writing this in my sleep 💤
@aDustyGuy
4 ай бұрын
Who would have thought i am also writing this reply in my sweet sleep
@sendemtogod
4 ай бұрын
I am writing this reply while in hibernation.
@382cam
4 ай бұрын
Pause
@FossVossDoesntTry
3 ай бұрын
As I read this comment I got hit with a metal pipe now I’m unconscious and typing this
Finally some facts i can fall asleep to because i don't feel like i'm missing out on something
@JLCL01
4 ай бұрын
Same, most often I can't sleep to such stuff unless I'm REALLY tired or managed to relax my mind enough.
@ticky2586
4 ай бұрын
😂
@celettucelondonburger2025
4 ай бұрын
Real!
How am I supposed to sleep when I'm being bombarded by all this fascinating information!?
@empirecrumbles615
4 ай бұрын
i was personally riveted all the while @@Lochnessed
@grey_gaming0
Ай бұрын
He's so knowledgeable
Whelp agent 47 is now narrating the random stuff I think about at 3 am.
@GeodCore
3 ай бұрын
Dang it. I was going to say he looked like a Hit Man
@funkymonkey1958
3 ай бұрын
"Agent 47, your next target is quite simple, our target is an enthusiastic asmr enjoyer so..."
@Summertenko
Ай бұрын
He's made Hitman videos
Your facts videos are my absolute favorite and this one might be the best so far. Your delivery of these snoozers is phenomenal
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thanks a bunch!
@rhinocort1184
4 ай бұрын
Agreed!
An actor is good when they make you genuinely upset. I love you, man. Followed your content for so long and not once have I ever wantee to punch a wall so bad. The video IS SO BORING BUT IT'S SO TINGLY. I'M LEFT WITH A DILEMA.
This video is genius because i always feel bad sleeping through videos with an actual story being told. I can finally listen guilt free knowing I'm being told a bunch of unusable garage. Thanks Matt! ❤
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
You're welcome!
@opalpersonal
3 ай бұрын
omg the tone whiplash of this comment 😂sleep well op
You made this too powerful. These facts are so boring, I actually couldn't stand paying attention and ended up thinking about other things and didn't sleep
Why is this so funny tho omg. the facts, boring.... the exhales.. and the little nod after the boring fact, amazing.
My mind was blown from the amazing "boring" facts. I loved the sleepy concept!
I first found you a few years ago through one of your random facts videos. Been following you ever since and you’re my favorite ASMRtist! I like how your videos are just whatever peculiar idea is in your head this time, and I literally have no idea what to expect when you upload. You’re a great creator and a strange man! I hope you keep making videos forever! 🎉
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you very much!
I have to say Matt, you really blew my mind with these facts, I don’t think my brain could handle it as next thing i knew i woke up the next day.
thank you!! you are like a soothing replacement(??) of that one voice in the corner of my brain that keeps making me read wiki articles and it's so helpful and such a relief 🤗💖 also very grateful that you speak so clearly!!
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
I’m glad you like it!
This video worked like a charm, after a stressful day at work I was able to get to sleep easily. Thank you so much! Love your videos 💖💐😁🕊️☮️
Just when I was looking for something to relax to Matt comes in clutch!
these facts type videos always so relaxing to me lol especially about nothing. I appreciate it Matt
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
Who knew listening to facts would put me to sleep so easily
This has been the most riveting and engaging video ive ever seen
Love your videos! Thank you and please keep up the good work!
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
Respect to you for gathering all the information of selected boredom! Very creative and funny ending :D
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
I’ve missed these facts videos soooooo much bro
Learning while falling asleep is a vibe
Nah this is actually really good and lowkey so funny 😂
3:23 hey! You've mentioned my state lol. I don't live to far from Roseville, I think it's cool when people mention Minnesota for some reason
@MOROTHEII
3 ай бұрын
I'm in Roseville, CA. never knew there were other rosevilles
First time here in this channel, I put it on last night. I was out in 10mins 😅 this is an amazing video.
this guy is so underated😥
holy shit i'm at 5:27 and i thought i was at 15 minutes into the video at LEAST lmao! great video so far. its very relaxing, and i really needed it after today. the humour is right up my alley too :) i actually have giggled once already
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
Good to see agent 47 tryna put me to sleep in a different way
Facts videos returned!! my favorite ones. And now 110% more boring and sleepy!!!1!!11
Fact. I liked this video. Both with a thumbs up and a balanced amount of enjoyment both emotionally and metaphysically.
I just love how you switch you voice 💙 Thank you man 💙🥇
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
This didn’t make me bored this made me feel smart since I know it’s correct
Oh, the pleasure pf being this early to your videos is a gift indeed.
I was too busy laughing at the jokes and your reactions to sleep 😂
Love the end of the description lol
The facts in this video were so vapid, I almost didn’t consider commenting. Here’s a boring fact: I watched and enjoyed to this video.
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
as someone who lives in humble Saskatoon, at 30:53 , I can confirm, 8th street East and Circle used to have a traffic circle, but was switched to a Diamond Interchange, and a Split Intersection that passes on both East, and West sides of Circle Drive/Yellowhead Highway.
the fact ive seen this video 3 times and i fell asleep every time like 20 minutes in
Truly, Matt, I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time! Thank you!😂😂
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
You’re welcome!
This was enthusiastic as me driving to work
Truley fascinating, totally blew my mind! Lol
thank you Mr megamind, you really make me sleep 🙏🏻
Instantly put me to sleep, i could weaponize this
I'm very glad that it isn't guaranteed to put me to sleep because I am cooking currently and that might cause problems
I love how with the bored tone of his voice, this just sounds like Napoleon Dynamite doing ASMR.
This video has put me to sleep at least 25 times at this point
3:23 turned this on for background noise and heard my hometown
@Roman-R-2009
3 ай бұрын
same here at 30:53 hehe...
This is very effective
The delivery on the boring facts is so on the money that it unironically makes it interesting💀
The bald messiah comes in clutch as always
Agent 47, your mission is to knock out your target with boring facts, non targets you can blitzkrieg, but the primary target must go night night.
Hitman now murdering us with boring facts
you promised these facts would be uninteresting. yet, interestingly, the first fact about the burger king is actually about a burger king very close to where I live!
Not bad very relaxing thangks ❤
You're a underrated ASMRTIST.
Can't wait to stay awake so that I can listen to all these cool and super interesting facts!
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Good luck.
Truly Mattastic!
Truly mind blowing facts
i’m keeping a few of these in the bank of cool facts i keep
Been waiting on another fact video! Let me get comfy.
It’s all fun and games till King Mattastic the III drops “Exquisite Royal Chess 101”
that background noise is nice ngl
I dare say this is some MATTASTIC ASMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Thank you asmatter, amazing vid
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
crickets to boredom are like moths to a lamp
Enjoying it so far i feel a lil tied bu
Dude! Literally the closest Burger King to me is the one in Roseville, MN from your first fact. Crazy!
Counter culture channel I’m living for love u Matt hope your spirits are up!!
worked, 10/10 slept until I had to wake up again. thankuuuu
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it!
Giving me Colin Robinson vibes, and I have to say I'm loving it
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
Never saw someone with absolutely ZERO emotions 💀🗿
8/10. Fell asleep rather quickly, could be more boring.
Fact: This video is 39 minutes 45 seconds long
@joaovitoralmeidadacosta8105
4 ай бұрын
Fact: This is a comment.
I don't know if it's your voice or the slow boring facts that is making me sleepy
His expression is comic gold
“ ohhh shitttttt” and “damn I was thinking the same thing fr” they said in unison
The first 10 seconds made me laugh lol
What would be the headset you are using friend? And would you recommend buying
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
Sony WH-1000XM3 - I’d recommend!
this video is my personality in a nutshell
I found this unironically funny
I started writing notes in my sleep (not joking)
I LOVE FACTS
i did fall asleep to this
Omg guys I've been here for like 30 seconds or smth i really hope i dont sl
Laying in my bed when I hear something abt the city I live in😂 how random
Instead of sleeping, I'm laughing my ass off
W ASMRtist
The monotone voice is so funny to me for some reason.
I like the implication that everything after the last fact is a lie
@MattasticASMR
4 ай бұрын
🤫
Colin Robinson the energy vampire asmr
voldemort basically
I did in fact read that, lol
Ur whispers remind me of the kenito pet whispers sometimes
Just got jump scared by bros expression
BRO IS AGENT 47 TRYING ASSASSINATE THE ASMR ARTISTS
I can feel his breathe lol
Reminds me of evan peters playing dahmer, the blank face 😆