I love that the bald cap isn't perfect. Always feel Fred is laughing at/with us..and I love it !

@merylbonderow5993

3 жыл бұрын

It IS QUITE askew!

@kat6737

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God it's not perfect so we don't have to panic that he cut his hair off!

@realitygaming7982

3 жыл бұрын

@@merylbonderow5993 u think u all smart using askew

@Eashan_Mukherjee

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.infoP6Smh9cf8Ig?feature=share

@ryeotix

3 жыл бұрын

I was like dude it looks great. Then he turned to his side and I laughed with him on it. I respect haha

Long hair = rude personality Short hair = nice personality Bald = profesional personality

@princepsionic

3 жыл бұрын

I like his rude/sarcasm personality 😂

@matejajanda2191

3 жыл бұрын

I like the short and bald haircuts

@the_protectorof_smols3563

3 жыл бұрын

I like the more professional/cold (not insulting) style it reminds me of soft spoken doctors it calms me

@bretjay2593

3 жыл бұрын

Well established personality

@lennondorris984

3 жыл бұрын

Star Wars personality

Fred finally took off his wig. I respect his bravery.

@breadqueen5351

3 жыл бұрын

so korra watches asmr to help her enter her avatar state I see

@the_protectorof_smols3563

3 жыл бұрын

I mean asmr soundscapes are good meditation tools

@_Cr1msonWxRLD_

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy , let's wait for someone to didn't get the joke.

@JoelitoStriker

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just asked for his whole hair to be shaved (Headshave)

@tekcrab144

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Cr1msonWxRLD_ lool no cap

"What about material, sir?" "Kevlar."

@CollectiveVintage

3 жыл бұрын

Style? Italian.

@Autumnlight91

3 жыл бұрын

I really want to see the gun guy do an actual asmr vid with that voice...

@cassandraisapanda1272

3 жыл бұрын

@@Autumnlight91 Glad I'm not the only one, I prefer the guns part.

@zachouellette1289

3 жыл бұрын

@@CollectiveVintage may I suggest the benneli m4 sir

@lesirmajorsinks7259

3 жыл бұрын

How about the lining? Tactical.

“Bald Fred isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Bald Fred:

@retcartoons1798

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@WestEditz4Life

3 жыл бұрын

yep...

@jimbojimberson9934

3 жыл бұрын

Bred

@duckfacemcgee3271

3 жыл бұрын

eat it before it can eat you

@dr.stanley4317

3 жыл бұрын

He still looks sexy enough to eat out

He doesn't have the long hair He doesn't have the short hair My god we weren't trained for this !!!

@Th3Vixen

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he legit shaved his hair O-O

@stc_pr

3 жыл бұрын

Mee too i was freaking out

@Der_Rentner

3 жыл бұрын

A betrayal

@jackofalltrades1145

3 жыл бұрын

My god

@Der_Rentner

3 жыл бұрын

Brothers let's find out why Fred's hairs run away

Nobody: Fred: “I have established that the customer should feel established about being established with our established store of establishment”

@bootermctooter4619

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bootermctooter4619

2 жыл бұрын

He said establish too many time

@trevorperkins4585

2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed how much the original says established till today

@trevorperkins4585

2 жыл бұрын

Though I will add that he needed more "thank yous." Best part of the original video is when the customer puts on the trousers and comes back and the tailor says "thank you, sir," to which the customer replies "thank you."

@TheCompleteMental

Жыл бұрын

Established establishment of establishment*

If I got a quarter for every time he says the word “Establish” in this video, I’d be able to afford my very own Navy Suit for War..

@Kghammond852

2 жыл бұрын

Nah you would be able to buy a Rolex.

@MrFredstt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kghammond852 A Rolex to go along with their Navy Suit for War

@spiritualsnail1584

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrFredstt A navy rolex for world war

@tostitotrip

2 жыл бұрын

(and sleep)

This inside joke is one of the many reasons I love the ASMR community.

@falshion1837

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what's the joke?

@omgscoop5839

3 жыл бұрын

@@falshion1837 it's in the description

@johnhawley699969

2 жыл бұрын

@@falshion1837 it's a suit for work not war.

@zlatan_2197

2 жыл бұрын

@@falshion1837 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGigls2hc7jUebA.html

@hectorsantamaria6590

Жыл бұрын

​@@falshion1837 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGigls2hc7jUebA.html

Glad you referenced this classic of unintentional ASMR

@nathanielmiller5813

3 жыл бұрын

Can I marry you?

@Sam-eu4yg

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielmiller5813 coming on a but fast arent we?

@handleonafridge6828

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Kristofor '23 no, keep a but, it works better

@mroakiedoke4297

3 жыл бұрын

I like your pfp 😌

@Haaton-of-the-Basement

3 жыл бұрын

Heard there was a wedding going on here.

34:50 he goes ham on “establish”

@sovietjams4647

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@marcusssc8493

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a reference to an old classic established asmr video

@tekcrab144

3 жыл бұрын

Tryna not wake up my house rn after laughing so much XD

@markze3888

3 жыл бұрын

@@tekcrab144 😅

@UltimateFatLad

3 жыл бұрын

And 29:28

I’ve never felt more ESTABLISHED after watching a video.

@kxmode

Жыл бұрын

Do you still feel established?

No way. THE navy suit for war? I mean....I've only heard legends, tales and fables even, concerning its existence!

@jeannedarc7533

3 жыл бұрын

thor

@crackineggs9510

3 жыл бұрын

Hah

@rexxer6709

3 жыл бұрын

once i heard the tale of a gun that could be used for shooting. it was pretty ridiculous.

@thalamebrownguy6813

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexxer6709 i havent heard that tale before

@rexxer6709

3 жыл бұрын

@@thalamebrownguy6813 its a rare one to be sure

ASMR is the only world where the best compliment you can give is “hey, I fell asleep during your show”.

@kiryuanthony.3748

3 жыл бұрын

JAJAJAJA really nice!

@pranavaloney918

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiryuanthony.3748 hey genuine question why do you guys say "JAJAJAJAJA" instead of "HAHAHAHAH" and how is the first one pronounced?

@kiryuanthony.3748

3 жыл бұрын

@@pranavaloney918 *JAJAJAJA* is the spanish version The two have the same pronunciation Well I use that instead of "HAHAHA" Because my native language is Spanish after all... Espero que esto sea entendible Si preguntas por qué estoy aquí Los asmr de Fred son buenisimos

@fbidesu6917

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, so original it's like I've never seen this comment in every ASMR video ever.

@gooogoo2137

3 жыл бұрын

u use this comment under every single vid

"For war" - Me, on my way to my in-laws

@fableshearth2457

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing, really. Can I interest you in our complimentary munitions as part of our "in-laws" package?

@familiarstranger9617

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@diggs5518

2 жыл бұрын

Truth has been spoken.

The fact there’s an asmr video solely bc of that one line makes me laugh yet so relaxed😂

Take a shot every time Fred says Established/Establish/Establishes and Establishing.

@kiryuanthony.3748

3 жыл бұрын

Hxkannaiskbddusinsf i'm okey

@falsereality6388

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiryuanthony.3748 wtf

@popelgruner595

3 жыл бұрын

LOL, I have an idea after which RL person he modeled this character... let me see if I can find the video... [Edit: There it is: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGigls2hc7jUebA.html ]

@grumpy9721

3 жыл бұрын

@@popelgruner595 Absolutely! You're right. It's established.

@nathanielbaguette2395

3 жыл бұрын

I can't see the fucking floor, the walls are falling like spaghetti from a ravioli spoon

No joke I thought my man actually shaved his hair

@vTensai1

3 жыл бұрын

He is

@narucreed1

3 жыл бұрын

@@vTensai1 Is this a whoosh? Or are you the dumb one? I'm too old to know anymore.

@romanrover5839

3 жыл бұрын

@@narucreed1 I feel that bro

@ruairiodonohoe2533

3 жыл бұрын

@@narucreed1 I do feel like that, im so old, I'm already 15 and played lego star wars full series as a kid on the wii

@Fidget_exe

3 жыл бұрын

@@narucreed1 ikr lol

Customer: "Yeah, I'm looking for a navy suit for war" Fred: *Whispers for 35 minutes*

Love how theres a constant sense of improv, feels alot more human than some other asmr channels

@diggs5518

2 жыл бұрын

As long as he never starts licking fake ears..........................

I've established that I like hearing Fred saying the word establish.

12:54 He even included the interview balancing on a unicycle Awesome

@andrewp.9541

Жыл бұрын

He's actually on a boat in rough seas

I have to admit, I listen to it every day in the background, there's something really amazing in the constant talk and noise from moving around, I think it's one of my favorite ASMR videos ever.

@greenytoaster

Жыл бұрын

same

Love the fact that he establishes the Unicycle balancing act very precisely

People who get this title are amazing people

@calinguga

3 жыл бұрын

are they really?

@ruairiodonohoe2533

3 жыл бұрын

People who don't get the reference:I don't need sleep I need answers

@Real_gandalf

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a navy colored shirt or a navy military branch suit?

@paulie3236

3 жыл бұрын

@@Real_gandalf it’s a navy suit for war

You should make a video about showing your completed LEGO sets and discuss your reasoning for getting each set and why you like it & also talk about which LEGO things you like best

I feel like Fred was like, “I wonder how many times I can say ‘establish’ in this video” and then just went for it 😂

@zlatan_2197

2 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to this legendary video kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGigls2hc7jUebA.html

@slim..reaper

Жыл бұрын

He basing this off a real life video, look it up

I'm amazed how Fred and his team can do this many asmr roleplays and sounds in every video it's Establishing my favorite ASMR

Aw man Fred comin' in with a classic reference from the old ASMR days! This was fantastic as always and seeing the notification definitely gave me a laugh.

“Who am I Gamling.” “You are our king, sire.” “And do you trust your king? “Your men, my lord, will follow you to whatever end.”

@joseluistu1

3 жыл бұрын

wao that's something great

@jaimemontejano8201

3 жыл бұрын

To whatever end....where is the Horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains,like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West. Behind the hills, into Shadow. How did It come to this?

@AlabamaMayne

2 жыл бұрын

The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep. One last time.

This video is relaxingly chaotic

So I'm kinda new in the ASMR community and I wasn't understanding at all the reference of the "Navi suit". So I watched the video and after that I came back to finish watching this madlad and I didn't know if I wanted to enjoy and relax or laugh my arse out at the absurdity and attention to detal. Great job Asmr Thor. Outstanding performance

Dude the start made me think I was dreaming because of how tingly it was! Good job keep it up man

It’s crazy Fred actually went bald for a video, amazing dedication.

@chrisyk6410

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bald cap lol

@shahzid9648

3 жыл бұрын

It's a cap 😹

@Kampos94

3 жыл бұрын

​@@chrisyk6410 You really dont get sarcasm do you?

@Kampos94

3 жыл бұрын

@@shahzid9648 You really dont get sarcasm do you?

@aljan6

3 жыл бұрын

Its amazing how fast he can ungrow and regrow his hair

The pinstripe with gold was actually amazing. I’d wear that any day

This is by far one of the best asmr videos I've ever seen, I can't stop watching it, I've watched it at least 2 times a day (relaxing myself and then going to sleep) for the last, like, 3 days

12:55 the attention to detail here regarding the exaggerated movement is fucking astounding! Well done sir.

You totally nailed the balancing on a unicycle composure.

I love the little half-salute gesture at the end. That kind of little detail always gets me.

came for the classic unintentional ASMR stayed for the ESTABLISH

He had us all duped by the thumbnail 😂

Press F for Fred’s hair (looks amazing tho)

@lex338.

3 жыл бұрын

I really thought he was bold

@redpumpkin7544

3 жыл бұрын

@@lex338. yeah he tricked us with the thumbnail:)

@big_migas

3 жыл бұрын

F

@solidfeline9093

3 жыл бұрын

@@lex338. he is very bold

@matthewjames2846

3 жыл бұрын

@@solidfeline9093 fortune favours the bold

This guy went from Thor to Triple H pretty fast😂

This is why I love fred he can come up with so many things and turn it to a asmr I love it

You are the only person that would be able to sell a suit without the customer actually seing the suit they’re buying

ASMR lore. Everything is done to perfection.

This is pure serotonin

Loving the suave look Fred. The suit compliments the hair do. A giggle and a snooze were firmly established. You’ve made my day and night. 😘

Fred, I truly enjoyed listening to your dulcet tones as usual... But I'm afraid I couldn't take my eyes off the bald cap side burns lolol... So I think this is definitely one for headphones only... 🎧

So this is technically Fred's Bald ASMR :D I love how he puts so much effort in his videos!

I love the way he is fumbling with the tape measure

I never knew how hard a video could establish the realisation that I love establishment. Hence forth whenever anything in life is established I’ll always see Fred fluxing about a three piece established in a skin coloured swimming cap ❤️

Love the baldcap. Its perfect and inperfect. So thats perfection

That mini heart attack between seeing the thumbnail and realizing it's a bald cap lol

I enjoy the little mannerisms, especially the slight bending forward as he explains the complexities of a Navy suit! 🙂

Fred please do more role plays, they make me so relaxed and the way you speak its so relaxing

He still looks like Chris Hemsworth with a bald cap, so it really isn’t just the hair.

I freaking love this i couldnt even go to sleep cause i couldnt stop laughing and getting tingles at the same time your the best fred!

@ddnn32325

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Happy to see you are having fun with these

This is perfect on so many levels... a fine satire of a video we are all very fond of !

I love how that navy suit for war became a ASMR inside joke for all

@layned2445

Жыл бұрын

What is the joke about I keep seeing stuff and I. Don’t understand😂

@peterphooko1441

Жыл бұрын

​@@layned2445 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGigls2hc7jUebA.html here is the reference

@daviddykema209

Жыл бұрын

@@layned2445 look up tm lewin suit fitting, bald guy having a pretend fitting

“The thumbnail had us in the first half.” “Not gonna lie.”

YES! Fred you are a god. I love this video and I can't express how grateful I am that you parodied it

He goes to the greatest lengths in his videos and I love it

When he said “of course” it reminded me soooo much of Thor in the endgame when arguing about who’s the captain, “of course you are, of course.”

Fred’s out here playing 4d chess on the unintentional asmr scene. 👏👏👏

These Measurement Asmr Videos always slim me down so much🤩

Hands down the best cosplay I’ve ever seen bless

The Mark of an established professional

Take a shot every time Fred says "established".

@lukefeddersohn9270

3 жыл бұрын

*blacked-out at 4:00

@daklol6656

3 жыл бұрын

My liver appears to have turned itself into chernobyl 2.0

love the crispyness of the voice

Can't forget how Fred flawlessly ties that tie

can we appreciate that he shaved his head for us, top tier asmr

@alimoataz5226

3 жыл бұрын

He didnt shave it he put a mask on his head

@deadheaddave9657

3 жыл бұрын

@@alimoataz5226 i know, i was being sarcastic

I feel ready to go to war. But first, a quick nap. Thank you, Triple H

@ruairiodonohoe2533

3 жыл бұрын

Forty winks before war then

@kevinkorikirumiche2188

3 жыл бұрын

Triple h asmr

Your voice is sooooo hypnotic, so soothing I look forward to your videos at night. Your awesome truly a doctor for sleepiness nights

Best ASMR Video i have ever seen in my life . WOW

Brasil acompanha você meu amigo ❤️

The barber when shaving Fred: "Damn, i messed up. We gotta go bald"

Haven’t we all noticed how nice Fred’s suit is

Fred is my favorite asmr KZreadr because he is not always like "hello hello hello hello hello hello" he makes them interesting.

"The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavors, to crush utterly his achievements and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."- Lord commander solar macharius

@blimboriumlp8599

3 жыл бұрын

But you need to look good at it though

I love how he says “establish” to really take the role 😂

I would never have thought that Jiri Prochazka establishing me a navy suit for war would be so relaxing

I need another one of these it was amazing

The colour of the cap matches perfectly with his skin.

@AlexSFM

3 жыл бұрын

Almost, his sides and back does no fit at all but the front just looks so real

@theterriblegamer6894

3 жыл бұрын

Itd be funny if it didnt

I CRACKED IT! REG stands for Rude English Gentleman, but only when he's got long hair, when he's bald REG stands for REPETITIVE English Gentleman!

Best video by far. Well done sir! 🙌🏽

Absolutely brilliant 👍🏻

12:07 I was really hoping for a loopadaback. 🥀

Plot twist: he was bald all along and just wears really realistic wigs

Reminds me a little bit on Dimitris "That Shirt Sound".....that was awesome that Days. This Video is just perfection! You did an absolut awesome Job with everything! Thank you

the effort that this man gives :,)

When the establishment establishes you with an established navy suit in said establishment for an established war so you can feel fully established in the established battlefield 😳😳😳

Me : Mom can we have Fredsvoice Asmr at home? Mom : Sure Fredsvoice Asmr at home :

For some reason the way the term “Navy suit for war” is used throughout this video will always get me.

Fabric sounds done right!

Thor ragnorok: “please dont touch my hair” -incident 2018

My god is that bald fred We need more of this😂

@thomasleedunkley4792

3 жыл бұрын

his wearing hair mask.

This is extremely satisfying

This is the ultimate meta meme in the ASMR community, I love that this is a thing