Okay... You know I was skeptical about this script. But I love what you did with it 🥺 It's so cuuuute! >.< You did sooo great. The things you added and the way you acted it. Perfect 💙

@Vanessplass

Ай бұрын

Hi

I snore? He should hear my older brother after 5 beers 🧍♀️

@NeomiCheon

Ай бұрын

Underrated 😂

@muhahac

Ай бұрын

yeah he should hear my father also 😂😂

@Wayward_Insomniac

Ай бұрын

He should hear my brother period 😂

@kitashinsuke7805

Ай бұрын

You should try sleeping in my house with my family, everyone snores (Including me but I'm not gonna tell you that, I'm too prideful) You are going to go nuts

@muhahac

Ай бұрын

@@kitashinsuke7805 safe to say no robbers will go near your house they are gonna get scared 💀💀

“Snakes don’t count, they don’t have legs” THE STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE IS KILLING ME 😭😭

@kitashinsuke7805

Ай бұрын

Snakes DO have legs they just uhm don't use them so they disappeared But the bones are still there therefore snakes have legs! Just the bones but Still! I will debate this!

@edd3892

13 күн бұрын

@@kitashinsuke7805 with that logic humans also have tails

@kitashinsuke7805

13 күн бұрын

@@edd3892 This is incorrect! as if you look closely at a full body X-ray of a human, you don't see any extra bones!

He’s right..I am a baby when I’m sick. I would have litteraly walked out of the house and gone to a hotel just to have a bed

@kitashinsuke7805

Ай бұрын

I literally just stay in bed, I don't even notice I'm sick unless my body starts doing that sick stomach feeling numb and weird

@NeomiCheon

Ай бұрын

@@kitashinsuke7805 😂

A man would have gotten up & slept on the couch himself. Imagine treating a person you love like this - & when they're sick!

My mom said the reason she snores is because it proves she’s Alive and breathing

if my man did something like that, I’d never sleep on that bed ever again

Not only did he kick us out but also called us a duckin horse.. that's foul 🫵🏼

@EsthersChristianCorner

Ай бұрын

At least call me a sugar glider cause if I start crying, he gonn be single and 6ft under.

“anything for my sick princess” okay, i love you again 😗

Ahahaha, I was soooo angry at the beginning, thinking "what a jerk, go to the coach yourself", but at the end it was too cute to continue fighting

He he wanted me to be far away i would of gone to the next country over and pretend he doesn't existed 😭

@cassiocrux185

Ай бұрын

Meeee im dramatic like that lmaoo

@Me-iy9cp

15 күн бұрын

@@cassiocrux185 it’s not dramatic it’s called self respect honey✨

Not that conscience taking over like “ you know you wrong for that, right😒?!?”😂

My dad snores like he cant breath like i thought he was dying one night when i heard him 😂

@kitashinsuke7805

Ай бұрын

I 100% Believe you called 911 once because of that, even if it's not true I refuse to let it go

@dumbartist4

Ай бұрын

@@kitashinsuke7805 I almost did 😭 but once I told him about it we went to the hospital to check him out and now he has this sleeping machine that helps you breathe while your asleep

I remember when I was at my now-exboyfriends house,i was quite ill but he made me walk home by myself😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

@salsabil_12346

Ай бұрын

Honey wtfff did heee!?!? Did u broke up with him after that!??

@NearWhisper

Ай бұрын

@@salsabil_12346 they said ex-boyfriend so I assume so

Not me actually being sick from allergies 👀 Great audio as always!!

@UTC_Audio

Ай бұрын

Thank you. Ive got em too.

@NearWhisper

Ай бұрын

Same bro. It’s the worst, I’m sneezing, can’t breathe properly, my throat’s a mess so I can’t sing. I don’t know if I’m snoring but I know I mumble in my sleep. I’ve been told that for years when I shared a room with my sister 😂

@alexxyeusXX2151

Ай бұрын

Me too😢

I just be glaring at him all annoyed and pissed if he was being a jerk like this and make him sleep on the couch for a month

At first I was mad that you kicked the sick listeners out of bed because of snoring but then you have a scary nightmare and have to be on the couch with us ,so you missed the snoring hu?

THE COMPARISONS ARE WILD

6:20 omg he said 3:10am and its 3:09am rn for me

I wouldn't let him sleep with me that easily after calling me a snoring truck driver Lol I was going to say "weren't you the one who wanted to sleep alone? So go sleep alone" And I was only going to leave it when he apologized and admitted that he had the nightmare out of fear of losing me

U have a snoring partner no problem, get an earphone and listen to UTC 😌.

This came out while im stuck at home with the flu. You know I had to listen to it! Love your videos! Always such good quality!

"I just wanted you to stop snoring." Yeah by killing me

I swear UTC gets some sort of kink by getting us pissed of😂

Afraid to turn on the light is fucking crazy😭

Just had a mental breakdown and now I’m listening to this for some soothing relief. (All though it’s arguing-)

Not me listening this at 1.30 AM and I'm actually got sick today, my nose is stuffed so I have to breathe with my mouth 😭😭😭 LMFAO

The script is magnificent. DaMn! So cute. ᡣ • . • 𐭩 ♡

i get really moody then and i was soo pissed at him like it was real and i was like "hey buddy! listen here! first off all I deserve the bed second of all YOU are the one keeping everyone awake with you waking us up and third if you try to come back to me on the couch i´ll go back to bed and lock you out! (probably would add a few curse words in there too XD) but good audio it felt realistic

Bro is mad that he started humming 3:15 😂

@naelan9

Ай бұрын

That part is so relatable 😂

This guy is allergic to being happy I swear

Him: wakes me up and askes me to move to the couch. Me: (Glares in sickly sleepy demon.) I am a ginger. I have no soul. I am also suffering from allergies and sick with hay fever. You have 3 seconds to move yourself to the couch or else i will take your soul and add it to my jar of souls from those who have also woken me up at 3am. I will then order your souless body to go to the couch anyway.👿

@triikitakatelas2028

Ай бұрын

Don't steal my lucky charms

@sparxravencroft

29 күн бұрын

@triikitakatelas2028 meh, you can keep those. I prefer the generic version called marshmallow mateys. Especially the chocolate kind. I think it's made by Malt-o-Meal. 😁

@triikitakatelas2028

29 күн бұрын

@@sparxravencroft well now im stealing YOUR cereal especially the chocolate ones

@sparxravencroft

29 күн бұрын

@triikitakatelas2028 I won't let you steal it, but I am willing to let you try it.

I cried. I literally cried

How dare this man judge my snoring, .

I think I might be a really bad person because I am relating to that guy and not to the "listener"🤣🤣🤣

@UTC_Audio

Ай бұрын

The scripts are written to be realistic, so there's no real cannon bad guy. I wouldn't try and platform actions that are 100% negative.

@UTC_Audio

Ай бұрын

The scripts are written to be realistic, so there's no real cannon bad guy. I wouldn't try and platform actions that are 100% negative.

I expected to cry but holy sh1t I'm laughing so hard HAHAHAH this is golden

This was amazing!!! Excuse me, first of all I don’t snore, but if I’m sick, take care of me. But this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤ Love your audio!!!😊

@UTC_Audio

Ай бұрын

Awesome! Thank you! Im sure you never snore.

@Mjim2322

Ай бұрын

@@UTC_Audio you’re welcome. Never did snore, but I’ll only breathe in my mouth for air if I am sick. ☺️

J’ai ri si fort quand il a eu peur👀😂😭

😂😂😂 dude the boyfriend sure like to annoying the girlfriend , first he kick her out , the second time he laying next to her in the coach , and the third time try to sufforcate the girlfriend😂😂😂

Wow is been a while i watch you videos again , i miss you ❤❤❤

@UTC_Audio

Ай бұрын

Welcome back

I have a pet snake so this guy would hate me

I never ever snore in my life😂😂😂😂

WHY IS HE AND HE LISTENER BOTH A RED FLAG BUT SO ICONIC AND SILLY TOO

KICKS ME OUT OF THE WHATTTT???? BOI U BETTA NOT BE KICKING ME OUT

You should here my dad after work

According to me I can snore when I want or get body slammed by me, :-)

Yippee!

I snore??? ... YOU SHOULD HEAR MY NANA (not in a mean way)

I dot snore I fight In my sleep 😂😂😂

You kicked me out, you don't get to sleep with me tonight 🙄

0:17 I’m actually afraid to turn off the light 😂😂

I would have said that they sounded like a dying Bear holding a chainsaw the wrong way

Nah, my brother's be handling my snores though 😔

I love it very funny video 😂

@valeriel-he2be

Ай бұрын

we meet again

@Diandra888

Ай бұрын

@@valeriel-he2be hello there😊

My mom snores in her sleep and I remember hearing her snore which woke me up, and in my barely awake self apparently decided to slap her. And from what my mom said, she immediately woke up thinking it was my dad who was in the bed since he attacks her in his sleep. Only to be surprised that it was me who was "asleep", I didn't tell I was kind of awake and just played it that I moved in my sleep and accidentally slapped her. I do move in my sleep, but I still do bad about slapping her because she was snoring. And the only reason me and her were sharing a bed was because my dad grandma was staying over since no one else could watch her and she made my dad take the couch with my brother.

damn we're heavy sh|t that grunt was personal

the fact that I'm sick rn-

I snore? Nah he should here how my grandpa snores 🧍‍♀️

Nah when i stay at my dads he snors so much he explodes the home😂

You breath get out 😂

I snore? Buddy, listen to my dad and then talk 💀

i know im a deep sleeper but didn’t have to come for my neck, babes😭 like let’s not talk about how you snore too at some point👻👻

I’m not leaving if u love me u can deal with me snoring 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😪😪😪😪😪😪😴😴😴

He’s a big scary cat!!!

Wait till you get sick fella

Actually it’s 3:15 am

Bro thinks I snore your should hear my dad WITH a C-pap thing, especially if he’s on his back.

mister scaredy angry bird

😂 then sleep on the floor

Just because I snore rlly? 😢

0:29 jesus christ 😭

.... why you gonna pick on Hoss like that, huh? What'd he do? 😢

Yay firsttt❤❤❤❤

Bro my mom stops breathing i think a demon goes in her at night

@UTC_Audio

22 күн бұрын

Sleep apnea, tell her to get a cpap

ESTHER 💋❤️‍🔥🇺🇲🇸🇦👑💍🩵🩵🇺🇬🇲🇾💐

Heyyyyy I want love and sweet audios please my feelings 😔💔

And hellloooo

First ❤