"Women believe everything they see online" now sign up to my course that will make you an alpha male.

@amanda2391

Жыл бұрын

"Women don't understand taxes" - Asmon at 37:35 ish :D

@silentwitness536

Жыл бұрын

@@amanda2391 Its actually true. You women signed up for the vote, which then enabled govt to tax you dummies. For centuries before that, you women could earn money tax free. So yeah, you dont understand tax.

@amanda2391

Жыл бұрын

@@silentwitness536 I mean I'm not american and I'm like barely 20 so idk what the fuck everyone else voted for. Anyways yeah, Idk what taxes are. Schools don't teach that properly.

@silentwitness536

Жыл бұрын

@@amanda2391 When you work , you pay taxes. You knew that already. Before women got the vote, women paid no taxes. So getting the vote was the beginning of govt oppression for women.

@FarikoWishless

Жыл бұрын

@@silentwitness536 You can't say you women don't understand taxes when this was literally not in our Generation. Realistically most people don't even know how to or why they're doing taxes and their parents parents weren't taught just told to seek help after getting older.

"Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one." - Marcus Aurelius

@HewyHikes

Жыл бұрын

@pogutoo can you reword this in a way where other people can understand?

@pumkinhead24

Жыл бұрын

No one has an fucking clue what makes a good man

@austincrouch2019

Жыл бұрын

@@pumkinhead24 i don’t agree, morals are instilled by society, we all know it’s wrong to prey on the weak, thus it’s frowned on by most virtuous men. Not everyone will be a good person but everyone knows what it takes to be a good person.

@vandalg282

Жыл бұрын

Right, and Tate is....a 4x world kickboxing champ, millionaire with a chess ELO of 1800...he's definitely the above average male. Also, Marcus Aurelius was not above his own teachings, in fact, he had a bit of an ego, and people knew about it. Also Tate isn't arguing about being a good man, he's displaying what it takes to be the very best.

@HdotKayy

Жыл бұрын

@pogutoo I mean misspelling hypocritical is probably a good sign that the books teachings went over your head

We are watching a Dude watch a dude who is watching another dude... Three levels of emotions and hair to hairless dudes.

@iamthedevilsadvocate

26 күн бұрын

And IM a dude 🤯🤯

@evilparadigm

22 күн бұрын

@@iamthedevilsadvocate I'm a dude making a comment response to a dude, to a dude, making a comment to a dude watching a dude who is watching another dude.

@maniacvision2867

21 күн бұрын

Andrew chooses to shave his head bald.... It's a personal choice. A lot of men shave their heads, and it makes them feel stronger, and powerful, and they aren't wrong. Look at David Goggins. Why do men in the military get their heads shaven? That's one of the first things that happens before you go to boot camp.

@evilparadigm

21 күн бұрын

@@maniacvision2867 Head shaving in the military is hardly about empowerment. Hair gets caught in things like helmet straps and gas masks. Hair can be grabbed and used to control a target in a fight. Shaving everyone's head also prevents people from having individual hair styles, promoting unity.

@carlosdgutierrez6570

20 күн бұрын

​​@@maniacvision2867 exactly for the opposite effect that you believe. The military shaved your head and suppress any sign of individuality and imposes uniformity to make you just another disposable gear in the war machine that can be thrown away if needed and will obey orders without thinking about it. But yeah, they shave all recruits in order to erase their individuality and strip them from any values or ideas as individuals which can enter in conflict with the overall values of the armed forces and the orders of higher ups. And the marine corps are the worst, they go as far as promoting a cult like culture where the individual is nullified to such extreme that they would ridicule themselves before allowing the corps to be ridiculed. They admit it openly, just search "marine corps is a cult" and recruiters, drill sergeants, etc., openly admit it being a cult, it is explicitly stated in the oaths of the drill sergeants.

This guy watched every moistcritkal video and then copied how he talks and puts metaphor punchlines at the end of his sentences

@TheGnarsk1

14 күн бұрын

💯

@MarcoPolo39046

12 күн бұрын

Fax

@LowKickMT

9 күн бұрын

which guy philion? asmon? tate?

@gldylks777

8 күн бұрын

@@LowKickMT the narrator of the video (creator)

@gldylks777

8 күн бұрын

@@LowKickMT not asmond the creator of the video he's reacting to

Andrew Tate: "I don't need bitches making me money." Has a business where women make him money

@dillonbacon4818

Жыл бұрын

He does it anyway, he doesn’t need to

@TheGoatLocker

Жыл бұрын

Edit* He is obviously trolling, for every 1 Tate there are 10 women saying the same shit in reverse. So Tate has stepped up and become the male version lol

@demoninveins

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGoatLocker While scamming incels for cash. I'm sure it's just a joke.

@curtana373

Жыл бұрын

had... do your research he makes more nowadays without women

@tobyanderson5360

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGoatLocker yep. Its funny how people are so dumb and cant see it. they take him seriously when hes trolling everyone. Some stuff he says is true

Andrew Tate is the embodiment of the talk shows you'd hear on the car radios in GTA5

@dnlsiri

Жыл бұрын

We should make a petition to include him in the gta6 radio❤

@iamanzio

11 ай бұрын

Lmfaoooo this

@_Grubby

11 ай бұрын

😂

@lucasjasondl

10 ай бұрын

Perfect analogy

@TheDwarburton

10 ай бұрын

​@@tonis6347I guarantee gta 6 is lgbt friendly full of cringe humour and extremely boring to play. Just you wait

That "they arent allowed out" moment aged so beautifully its amazing

@JuT11

7 ай бұрын

And so did the "women can't do taxes" part

@theredscourge

7 ай бұрын

I imagine they're allowed out, but it's one if those "but then we're through" situations.

@FranciscoPereira-tc2rk

7 ай бұрын

It did aged beautifully, they can finaly fly around in their jet , they are almost exonerated

@knightofcydonia1192

7 ай бұрын

@@FranciscoPereira-tc2rk You one of his little simp boys?

@yggreuyri5822

7 ай бұрын

@knightofcydonia1192 mad weeb? it's time to grow up and be a man

I'm watching a guy that's watching a guy that's watching a guy, and now you're watching my comment!

@siccens6168

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@michelecastellotti9172

Күн бұрын

A guy that is watching a guy that is watching a boiled egg.

Somewhere there's a woman called Claire who freed herself from this idiot. Congratulations, Claire.

@Kevin-be8nj

Жыл бұрын

You spelled Izzy wrong

@healingandgrowingwithkayle4587

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha I love this comment

@Karma_616

Жыл бұрын

Good job Claire escaping after Tate kidnapped you

@RuiLuz

Жыл бұрын

And I bet she is still taking multiple showers atm.

@LiveWatched

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations, Tate.

"I feel like NFTs are astrology for men" is the best phrase I've ever heard.

@Misora7303

Жыл бұрын

The thing is that NFT probably makes You loose more money XD

@KT-pv3kl

Жыл бұрын

Nfts are more akin to tulip bulbs during the dutch tulip bubble. Astrology on the other hand is not just a simple scam combined with a mainstream fad its grade A pseudoscience peddled to people who have not a single clue what actual science is and are gullible and ignorant enough to fall for confirmation bias and other psychological Tricks.

@Gift0r

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and I will steal that line. And make an NFT of it.

@tosehoed123

Жыл бұрын

@@Gift0r great idea 😂

@josephcroeniangamer3727

Жыл бұрын

I like it but whit evolutionist psycology

It's true, Tate sounds like a douche, but so does the guy criticizing him. He's trying to ride the "I noticed the community in general dislikes certain thing, so I'm going to agree with the community super hard and get, like, a bunch of likes" wave.

@soulsharts

5 ай бұрын

I wrote that comment within the first 10 mins, and I think I'm figuring out precisely why he's a douche after listening for a bit longer. He's just joining the dogpile because he gets easy praise for it, and he's also trying to be the next Moistcritical/penguin0.

this dude clearly watches a lot of Moist critical lol

@supahchickn7971

Ай бұрын

yeah and he’s not even remotely funny unlike moist

@sap9255

Ай бұрын

​@@supahchickn7971 atleast he has money unlike u

@StrawHatPirates56

21 күн бұрын

im glad im not the only one who noticed, he talks the exact same. the only difference is the amount of energy

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

​@@StrawHatPirates56 He's cringe AF though, he may copy the moist style, but he's pretty much all the insults he gives others...

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

​@@sap9255 Nobody cares that he has money, we do care that he's not funny and he's cringe... Get over it...

After training martial arts for several years. You know what's the best tip we learned? It was in fact lesson #1. Run if you can. You're here staying fit, and have a strong body. Odds are you run way faster than this other guy on drugs. So just run. If you can't, then we'll give you the tools to survive.

@smokeythebeast8288

Жыл бұрын

I'm with you. I am ex-military and have trained Muay Thai for 24 years or so, I also teach children's self defense. But first thing we teach is analyze the situation and your surroundings and first things first find a way to safely Escape or Defuse The Situation. If none of that is possible then self-defense is your final option. But I will say I've been in a situation where running would have been impossible and the skills I have learned saved mine and my buddy's life. So in my opinion a form of martial arts and self-defense is must have knowledge for every human on the planet

@Celari

Жыл бұрын

@@smokeythebeast8288 to quote my sifu "First offer him a beer, a taxi home on your bill, give him compliments, compliment his mom..no wait, not that one..and if that doesn’t work, look for a escape, then be ready to defend yourself. If it’s you or him we’re going to make sure it’s him lying on the ground with his knee the other way, and if you’re nice you call an ambulance when you’re two blocks away and say you found a guy lying on the ground"

@gunterthekaiser6190

Жыл бұрын

@@Celari especially if the guy has a a weapon like a knife or a firearm. Ain't no martial art that can save you from those.

@Celari

Жыл бұрын

@@gunterthekaiser6190 well. If you train long enough and reach higher grades of a martial art you learn to handle a knife. But by handle I mean, yes you disarm the person and you will survive, but you will get cut, possibly pretty bad, but the training might save you from lethal wounds. Having any other mindset than that is naive thinking. Knives are dangerous.

@genogrinberg6014

Жыл бұрын

You know he was a cage fighter right? Only reason I have respect for him. You can train martial arts but this dude had the balls to enter a cage and fight another man at a young age with a audience watching. You can say all his alpha male nonsense is garbage but at the end of the day he can and will kick you in the face if he wanted.

LOL Can't believe Asmon is watching Tate. He's going to have react content for years.

@chrischris7335

Жыл бұрын

I mean if Asmon saw the YMH podcast he did he would understand this guy 100%

@mkh29mail

Жыл бұрын

@@chrischris7335 what do you mean by "understand"?

@deeznutz8320

Жыл бұрын

@@chrischris7335 No he would not look at their lifestyles

@joshanonline

Жыл бұрын

@@chrischris7335 Asmon doesn't care about understanding anything, he just want reaction content and give his opinion to his unopinionated-starving fans.

@sk8ermGs

Жыл бұрын

The guys cringe

“Being with two women at the same time equates to putting up with twice the BS.” Is based af😂

@Hotecce1

Ай бұрын

what do you mean, Based af?

@kaete_7

Ай бұрын

@@Hotecce1 based means that they agree with the statement....its a slang

@VoldoronGaming

Ай бұрын

@@kaete_7 It is more than just agreeing with it.

@kaete_7

Ай бұрын

@@VoldoronGaming yeah but thats a simple explanation yk idk how else to explain

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

​@@kaete_7 It's too simple though, if you do that then it waters down what it means, because most people won't actually know what it means...

Pretending there is no nuance in relationships and infidelity is such an interesting psycological manifestation of being butt hurt to one's own actions. It shows how capable people are to rage against those they've wronged in a useless attempt to avoid the guilt that plagues them or to rage at the trauma of being hurt. Goes along with the overcompensation for insecurity.

I guess this is where we end up when people watch reality television unironically

@user-kt4wz1fr4y

Жыл бұрын

@Que Coo what women?

@user-kt4wz1fr4y

Жыл бұрын

@Que Coo i am a woman, tf are you talking about

@earthphoenix7068

Жыл бұрын

@@user-kt4wz1fr4y why do you have a fake russian name tho? Are you western?

@user-kt4wz1fr4y

Жыл бұрын

@Que Coo im just surprised that there are still people who believe this, its like saying that most women believe in astrology

@user-kt4wz1fr4y

Жыл бұрын

@@earthphoenix7068 no im not, my first language is russian

Hearing Asmond say "Yaaaas Sis, Yaaaas Queen" was on my bucket list. *checks that one off!

@dr3armer

Жыл бұрын

For real 😂

Tate: 'Women should just be standing around like pretty things, and left to their vapid talks' Also Tate: stands around trying to be pretty, spewing vapid content The irony

@arminosas

6 ай бұрын

I hear most of that is just being a troll, like it's part of the joke

@francovillaa

5 ай бұрын

@@arminosasis like humor was recently created and this people just learned about it

@ukps9632

5 ай бұрын

He's literally trying to save the free world

@arminosas

5 ай бұрын

​@@francovillaaYes

Asmold I started watching your D4 content and now I'm here. Love the channel man mad at myself for only now discovering your page but I'm here now. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Asmongold's analysis of someone who was overly romantic and then, when it hurt them, overcompensated way too hard in the other direction really rings true for me. I've seen this happen to lots of people in my life. They're a little too naive, their relationship then goes sour, and then they fall down a rabbit hole of some wacky hogwash like this. Fortunately, I saw them all bounce back as they continued to mature. Still, I hope nobody ends up really hurting themselves with this stuff

@sampreece3900

Жыл бұрын

Yea, well, we live in a dystopian society full of lies and propaganda, so...Who really cares about all that. Time to wake up, Neo's.

@tosehoed123

Жыл бұрын

Or hurting someone else

@yasoru

Жыл бұрын

Yep, it was definitely true for me. My first experience crushed me and had me overcompensating completely in the other direction. I was literally on the path to Andrew Tate. In my 2nd experience I actually got my romantic interest to pay more attention to me than the 1st ever did by acting like a jerk and I was beginning to believe this is how I needed to be in order to keep my romantic interest actually interested in me. But she eventually began to mirror my behavior and we became toxic to each other and the relationship fell apart and that taught me to find the balance on the spectrum. I actually think Tate's life is truly tragic because he never got to find the balance from my 2nd experience and continued overcompensating becoming more hateful and jaded towards life. But because he's gaining money, attention, and affection by acting this way he continues to believe that this is the truth in how males need to act in life.

@Alex_Munoz5

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately a lot of people are hurting themselves by having this clown as a reference

@fatmilf1498

Жыл бұрын

Only by experiencing both extremes can one find balance…let it be lads

He is staring so intensely at the camera that you know he 100% is "looking" at the chick who dumped him

when you are willing to do something good even if there is no hope it would work, no witness to know you did it, and no reward for having done it, then you are a good man

I love that Asmon reacts to the ad reads too. amazing commentary

She can’t meet someone who treats her right if she’s not allowed to go outside without you.

@free_icecream76

Жыл бұрын

Her body count was over 100 before she met him.

@ohmygodbecky6829

Жыл бұрын

@@free_icecream76 what does that have to do with anything

@beefybeast4934

Жыл бұрын

@@ohmygodbecky6829 Nobody wants to ride the neighborhood bicycle

@jpbde88

Жыл бұрын

@@beefybeast4934 then don’t ? Idk why that argument would be valid to lock your partner up.

@beefybeast4934

Жыл бұрын

@@jpbde88 It has nothing to do with locking your partner up, they were asking why body count matters

"There is no counter point to thinking women should not leave the house" had me on my knees

@Tetrathegod

Жыл бұрын

i mean he is not talking for a girl like sister or gf or w.e ... guy has a bunch of webcam girls so he is just not letting them go out cuz he wants to control them .. big companies do the same btw ITS LEGIT THE SAME haha

@regalcatnetwork8068

Жыл бұрын

@Alboo333 Yes it’s illegal legal but he’s not doing that, neither is other companies, because if you leave your job, you’re fired. He’s not keeping them there physically. dude has multiple other sources of income, if a woman decides she doesn’t want to work with him then he doesn’t care! He lets her leave

@jkfd97

Жыл бұрын

If they don't like it, then they don't need to sign up for it... but they do it, in their hundreds. So, just exactly what are you saying? That women are too vulnerable to be out and about picking their own partners because of men like this? _Think_ carefully about your answer, don't answer with what you _feel_ is right.

@biscuitman5388

Жыл бұрын

I think y’all need to watch his debate that Adin Ross setup with XQC which was horrible from X’s part because all X did was ramble and never answered questions, but Tates is interesting to hear, he gives plenty of valid reason for some of his views for his level of status, debunks and clarified anything based on being called “sexist” etc. the dude just lives in the real world and is discovered by the degen idiots that is the mass internet.

@sameleiren1233

Жыл бұрын

@Alboo333 becuase their value is affected by their body count???

i like the reaction .. but the guy talking about tate seem so triggered by tate than most women i see on the internet .

@nanomofthenorth

4 ай бұрын

He also talk in the same mannerism as the sigma youtubers.

@ChaoticNeutralMatt

2 ай бұрын

Lots of men don't understand dark masculine traits. Lots of nice guys don't get it. That said this is obviously a terrible manifestation.

@JuliaSvensson-ss4im

2 ай бұрын

I haven't seen one woman who likes Tate and his opinions.

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

​@JuliaSvensson-ss4im I have, It's hard to see when you keep your eyes shut...

@JuliaSvensson-ss4im

15 күн бұрын

@@chronometer9931 I'm just not searching for them. Anyways, why are there no women in hustlers university? Why do male tate fans outnumber female tate fans 95 to 1?

The Dalmatian laughing in the background made me laugh so hard. It doesn't fit at all with what he is saying lol.

If your man is cheating it's because he's not enough of a man to end things honestly.

@patrickbarnes9874

Жыл бұрын

Not really. That's a human thing, not a man thing.

@lizd2943

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickbarnes9874 We're talking about men here. If your woman cheats on you it's because she's not enough of a woman to end things honestly.

@TheMissiIe

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickbarnes9874 .

@jonathanpatterson4536

Жыл бұрын

And if a woman cheats which is often she was just using you

@joshwalton25

Жыл бұрын

It's a maturity thing

The way he blames women who get cheated on reminds me of women who blame men when they get cheated on. "You're not satisfying her enough", "you don't make the kind of money she deserves" etc.

@polybius9089

Жыл бұрын

But it's true, isn't it? I mean some people are just whores by nature, meaning that they just can't "settle for one person". But a lot of the times (most of the times) they cheat because they don't feel attracted to their partner anymore - because they got too lazy and/or too comfortable. It's a tough pill to swallow but it's the truth regardless.

@MrZZsharka

Жыл бұрын

Ironically Tait said the same thing about men she she cheats on a man.

@darthwolfius7746

5 ай бұрын

Yeah in a few words this Tits guy just have some "traumas" from past relationships most probably so now is copying everything he hears online and regurgitate them so he seems smart and edgy and "alpha male", when he is nothing more but a human trafficker. And the dude commenting him is like but in the mirror. I appreciate Asmongold for being impartial.

@itsjustaname777

5 ай бұрын

except when they do say that no one mocks them...society agrees. If Tate were female this video would be promoted everywhere with endless praise.

@jacobnash9755

4 ай бұрын

Yeah and why blame someone for drinking poison when they know it's poison?

I'm actually flabbergasted by how many Tate stans try to defend their beloved idol in this comments section.

@highlordlaughterofcanada8685

Ай бұрын

Some of them are probably just trying to bait people in fairness. But yeah it's odd just how many crawled out of their hidey holes over this.

Asmongold. The man with the most articulate eyebrows on the platform. Big love

If Asmon ever sees Tate's interview on Your Mom's House he might laugh himself into the hospital.

@TheRealJonster

Жыл бұрын

I fucking loved that one! People give Tate so much shit, but he is genuinely hillarious

@DefferJohn

Жыл бұрын

I was about to write that! It was fucking funny man! 😄😂

@Sidkain

Жыл бұрын

Keep featherin' it brother

@ADM598

Жыл бұрын

@@Sidkain Gotta get it going Bud!

@kiljaeden5405

Жыл бұрын

Tatespeech clips are exaggeration, Ymh is where the humor and truth at the right amount

My aunt has run her own flower shop for years and it’s extremely successful. Not only that she’s an accountant that does pretty much our whole family’s taxes for free since she doesn’t need the money. This idea that women don’t understand business or taxes is completely absurd. Edit: Idk why there’s a whole ass debate going on down their. I said women can understand business and taxes. I thought that wasn’t controversial.

@JaredConnell

Жыл бұрын

Of course it is. Most men who run small businesses have their wives do the books while they take care of the other half of the business.

@catsrcool1106

Жыл бұрын

@@JaredConnell no she runs the whole thing herself.

@RampidWarthogStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@JaredConnell bruh. No way you tried that.

@leonstrand329

Жыл бұрын

​@@RampidWarthogStudios what part of his comment do you have a problem with?

@RampidWarthogStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@leonstrand329 you serious? He’s trying to play it off like it wouldn’t be successful without a man. Just Assuming that is a bit weird.

Not defending Andrew Tate but the guy doing comentary is trying to sound like moistcritikal a bit too much

@redeyejedi17

Ай бұрын

Yeah that dude is just as cringe as Tate.

@Rektenon6

15 күн бұрын

You clearly dont know Asmongold. He is not even remotely trying to be like charlie what are you even on about

@kalechips8215

15 күн бұрын

@rektenon6 was talking about Philion

You are very intuitive buddy...And you make me lmfao. Good stuff!

"They're not allowed out" That didn't age well.

@abadenoughdude300

Жыл бұрын

Now to enhance his knowledge of this tactic he's going to practice not being allowed out himself lol

@music79075

Жыл бұрын

​@@abadenoughdude300its all a part of his 14 step plan. If you subscribe and become a G then you will be able to know

@DaveH82

10 ай бұрын

Claire just wanted to start a business so she could leave the house.

@49Alin

4 ай бұрын

In the west but in the middle east we'll .

@GRedb

Ай бұрын

how? since they were literally shown they were allowed out from the cctv cameras when the case started

“It’s the worst when my friends aren’t combat ready.” 😂😂 I died.

@tobiaseckert5010

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😃

@tonig4741

Жыл бұрын

I know we can be friends now I ran out and bought full body armour

@viodesa3

Жыл бұрын

@@nomad3976 Let's see what you look like. Lol guy is a legit kickboxer. Sounds like ol Tate struck a nerve with you.

@samantham2204

Жыл бұрын

@@tonig4741 dope! We ride at dawn 🔪🔫

@hakobo2744

Жыл бұрын

@@nomad3976 yeah alright bud 😂 like to see how you look

I see this guy attacking the person but not tackling the actual behaviors that tate is objecting to.

What he says about street fights and getting jumped. Bruh Joe Rogan told people to run the fuck away if shit like that happens. And this guys gonna activate his main protagonists syndrome to neutralize the threat?

Sorry but my boyfriend ..doesn't have the most hair, isn't really in shape and makes less money than me yet I love him more than anything. We don't all want the same things. 14 years strong! 💪❤️

@gamma2816

Жыл бұрын

If this is real... You single handedly just gave me so much motivation you can't even understand. I kinda went down a rabbit hole a few years back and it ruined me, then the relationships that followed made it worse, perhaps it was just me getting attracted to that kind of woman to validate my warped view without realising. Oh well, nowadays I'm a lot happier as I made it out long ago and cringy as it sounds I went on a "spiritual journey" to find myself again as this depressing world view of women really messed me up to the point of needing therapy. I gave up on relationships after I got out of therapy as I thought, "The pill philosophies being real or not is irrelevant, I keep getting hurt as I attract the wrong type of person so I have to give up dating as it only serves to hurt me it seems because of myself." So I've been on a long LONG break of just being at max very surface level and casual with girls. After reading that comment though... I'm... Thinking about opening up and being vulnerable with a girl again... It's been years but... Idk something about this comment just got to me and I'll take it as a sign. Either way it goes I feel ready somehow... Hope this is it. Anyway, thank you, no truly.

@ahhshytson

Жыл бұрын

and that is very very rare, good luck out there men if you're expecting to find this.

@5ashll303

Жыл бұрын

Well if you two love each other, that’s great! Don’t let any idiot tell you you shouldn’t

This man's accent confounds me. He attacks his "R"'s like a midwesterner, but lengthens his "O"'s like an English Chav.

@darklight8338

Жыл бұрын

He grew up in both America and the UK

@sk8ermGs

Жыл бұрын

Yeah what a prick as well

@Clint_Beastwood87

Жыл бұрын

Hes romanian i think.

@MegaVidFan1

Жыл бұрын

And one time he said."about" like the British, but then immediately switches back to American. It's like he was born in Ohio, moved to California, and then finished high school and college in London

@darklight8338

Жыл бұрын

@@MegaVidFan1 *Luton

When I was working my butt off to pay rent, groceries, and everything else myself, my ex bf was using the $1200 his dad sent him everything month to buy weed and access to Hustlers University and masculinity courses. Thank God I'm out of that relationship.

@AnotherSkyTV

17 күн бұрын

Wow

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

Sounds like BS...

This is the most hilarious video I've seen in ages.

"If you can convince stupid people that they're smart, they'll give you all of their money" Gospel, my man.

It scares me that people see these videos and thinks 'this guy is genius! I'm buying his stuff'. Legitimately scares me

@moeleicster2737

Жыл бұрын

don't be scared homie

@barrontrump3943

Жыл бұрын

And yet you are hopeless in your own love life

@xXESproductionsXx

Жыл бұрын

@@barrontrump3943 nope. I'm married

Philion sounds so much like a mix between Chris Ray Gun and Charlie from Penguinz0 channel and I love it.

gotta love the sudden British accent that comes out of him and goes away randomly

After watching Cobra Tate, I am now 890% more likely to get laid.

@billylion3073

Жыл бұрын

800% value buy now

@billylion3073

Жыл бұрын

@Que Coo EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT VALUE!!! if you order in the next 5 mins you get two COUNT IT! 2 bonus hoes

@sardoniclaugh9646

Жыл бұрын

@Que Coo That is true. But not because you're a millionaire. Well some will but others will just be attracted by the confidence. Women like confidence. A lot. Thing is confidence can't be faked, women smell it immediately if you're full of shit. The cool thing about becoming rich is you tend to become genuinely confident after a while. What makes you confident? Funny enough it's the ass kissing. Once you become rich you'll immediately attract a bunch of grade A ass kissing leeches. They are loathsome human beings but they do provide a invaluable service. You don't need to repeat in the mirror "I'm cool, I'm the greatest. I can do anything" the ass kissers will do it for you 24/7. And it's going to be a million times more effective coming from other people, even if you know they only do it to get some money from you.

@jeminatorjemalem1272

Жыл бұрын

890% more likely of 0 is still 0 my guy

@seraphcreed840

Жыл бұрын

*laid out.

A crossover I'd never thought could happen.

@bryxer7v7

Жыл бұрын

bro your profile pic is lit🔥

@nolabets3130

Жыл бұрын

It's hilarious, asmond the ultimate neckbeard wow no lifer dunking on tate, it's alot to handle 🤣🤣🤣

@lu1zh16

Жыл бұрын

Beta male reacts to alpha male

@namanhlehoang9999

Жыл бұрын

@@lu1zh16 Who is beta? Who is alpha? Just curious.

Turns out that's not his bald head, it's his smooth brain sticking out.

that manscaped segway was smoother than his balls

"they're not allowed out" well we all know what that means now.

This dude: *walks into a woman-owned salon* Also this dude: "Do you guys not have fire extinguishers??"

@artemkoropotkin3047

Жыл бұрын

But they have phones.

@thisulwickramarachchi2380

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it... wdym

@Brandon11746

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@foilhattiest1

Жыл бұрын

@@artemkoropotkin3047 Beating a fire to death with a phone is TIGHT!

@artemkoropotkin3047

Жыл бұрын

@@foilhattiest1 Hey, women can be pretty crafty. If it's just her, a fire and her phone then you better believe that fires being put out. Ow and Diablo immortal references about phones are fun. All hail the red shirt guy.

That guy's brain is as smooth as his head.

*Teleports behind machete wielder* "Nothing personnel kid, but my partner here had you targeted before you even walked in"

I love how he ran to Romania with his tail between his legs to get away with more and still got arrested xD

@Doctor_Faust17

Жыл бұрын

As a romanian I can confirm that this is one of the few W police moments we have currently but at least it's something

@elkanfernandes4595

Жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Faust17 how?

@PurifyWithLight

Жыл бұрын

I love how he just got released

@PerfectPyro217

Жыл бұрын

​@@PurifyWithLight House arrest

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

​@@elkanfernandes4595 political corruption and crime. Pretty typical.

Seeing Asmon look directly into the camera and through my soul was an awe-inspiring moment

@bikramsingh8406

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@charlieeells6120

Жыл бұрын

okay thats just weird dude.

@FluenTV

Жыл бұрын

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@elora512

Жыл бұрын

👁️👁️

@VeganAncientDragonKnight

Жыл бұрын

@@charlieeells6120 no It's sexy

Watched this just now and when the promotion manscaped came up I cracked so hard LOL

I made a gym shirt that said in a world of wolfs I am the sheep. Cuz every dude there has a wolf shirt lol

@chronometer9931

16 күн бұрын

Sounds super lame man

@user-tn4rx8pc3p

Күн бұрын

Yea thats even more lame than the lame ass wolf shirts

You hit the nail when you mentioned about loads of lost people without Dads. Lack of father figures is disturbing in this modern generation

@northwestclasspnw7974

Жыл бұрын

Men dropping the ball as of late on the dad side

@thesentientone2601

Жыл бұрын

Lack of father figures is not the problem bro. The problem is radicalization online and/or irl. Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false. Plus, what does a father provide to a family that a mother can't, and vice versa.

@leonmuller8475

Жыл бұрын

@@thesentientone2601 „Saying this is homophobic towards lesbians and straight up false“ Then why are people who grow up without a father statistically more extreme in their views about men? (Most often they end up hating all men)

@chrisjeaaalbertos3802

Жыл бұрын

@@leonmuller8475 That is not even close to being true. Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though. The more parents, the better. The gender of those parents is completely irrelevant

@leonmuller8475

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisjeaaalbertos3802 „That is not even close to being true.“ Where is your evidence for that claim? „Kids growing up with a single parent are having a tough time though“ I know, because I was such a child. And I know what changes when you lack a father. And that is certainly not the same as lacking a mother. There are huge differences like lacking a Arm vs lacking a Leg, both have a severe impact and there is no better/worse option, but both still have massive differences in the way they change you.

There are tons of women who sound exactly like Tate

@paintspot1509

Жыл бұрын

Great logic... everybody else is stupid so I should try and beat them at being dumb.

@LoLFilmStudios

Жыл бұрын

Yes that’s correct. I’m not a hater though, I just don’t watch his content.

@shinon748

Жыл бұрын

Lots of broken people who don't get the help they need. So they turn to making hate into their only defining personality trait. These people are hurting and this is the only way they know to outlet. Destructive as it is...

@danidan2174

Жыл бұрын

@@shinon748 but its ok for women to do that, thats what im having problem with, amber heard still hasnt paid 15 million that she owed depp for domestic violence case and nobody gives a shit, let that sink in

@shinon748

Жыл бұрын

@@danidan2174 "lots of broken people" keyword is "people" are women not people? Fuck dude. Actually read before going off, wHaT aBoUt WoMeN!!!!

This aged like wine

imaginary fights with invisible pople was pretty funny lol.

As Asmon said before, No-one likes a person who breaks character. Take everything someone that has been punched in the head multiple times with a grain of salt though.

@williambuchko5797

Жыл бұрын

Yeah other than the fact he's a multi millionaire and he became that AFTER fighting but yes please keep being a clown

@illidan2425

Жыл бұрын

@@williambuchko5797 you seem like one of the incels who actually believes all this bullshit Tate is spouting.

@KK-bm4mf

Жыл бұрын

After reading your second sentence, I feel like I've been punched in the head multiple times

@tylerasweet

Жыл бұрын

I don’t really get that vibe from this dude

@rustybungle

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerasweet He's grifting dudes with that mentality essentially isn't he?

This dude is hilarious ill never be convinced he isn't a character

@brandoncowan3836

Жыл бұрын

I think he does it just so people get pissed and talk about him

@tweakin1531

Жыл бұрын

@@brandoncowan3836 literally, and not only does it work its entertaining as shit.

@PauIdenino

Жыл бұрын

He's actually serious, I've watched other videos of him

@tweakin1531

Жыл бұрын

@@PauIdenino I have too but I don't think thats proof that he isn't a character lul

@PauIdenino

Жыл бұрын

@@tweakin1531 He's over exaggerating here but these are pretty much his principles

I bet this man is going to be around for a long long time

There is something comical about a guy who flaunts his muscles, flaunts his guns, surrounds himself with tough guys and squats behind guarded walls and is still always looking over his shoulder, while lecturing desperate fools on how to be tough and successful.

Andrew would have to have a lot of insecurities if he’s worried that a lady going outside will make them leave him.

@florenbaron7111

Жыл бұрын

True

@alskarmode

Жыл бұрын

People who go through this much effort to convince people how cool, successful, wealthy, etc. they are are generally very insecure people with low self esteem and sense of self.

@Hatrimn

10 ай бұрын

Many women are willing to enter into this arrangement because of the lifestyle and status he provides. Says a lot more about them.

@VNOMALII

10 ай бұрын

insecure? u mean self respect? when a woman goes out each weekend dressed promiscuously, she isn't your woman, she's everyones. it's not insecurity, its having enough respect for yourself to not be taken a fool.

@ragegaze3482

9 ай бұрын

@@VNOMALII true, although the degree of not letting them outside at all is weird, not letting them go to the club is one thing. Not letting them go outside is too far. So many people in these comments are cringe though and think if you don't let them have a vacation to Miami with their girls it's being controlling lmao.

Simple steps to being a man (or really just a person)... respect others, and take care of yourself. It's that simple. Like... no amount of pussy will make you more of a man, ultimately all that matters is that you are happy, and you aren't hurting those around you

@Phoenix_9902

Жыл бұрын

factual

@TheAbsoluteSir

Жыл бұрын

I would say that's true for women as well.

@danidan2174

Жыл бұрын

@@enoch13th85 men just need to be educated more about consent, and can say no to a woman and not to be trapped by the gender norms that make them feel used, at least its how i felt because men are default to consenting to some women request and you cant really give away the idea that many women use this for their advantage and what i was mistaken the most is that consenting their request doesnt make you can demand anything from her

@rasmusnilsson123

Жыл бұрын

@@enoch13th85 well spoken

@justinnaarden9290

Жыл бұрын

@@enoch13th85 He is a mutli millionaire, 4x kickboxing world champion, multi dating, high level chess playing legend. What are you though? Please enlighten me how you make more sense then this man.

"it's me not you" - love you asmon, I was about to check notis

Phillion probably never been in a real fight and hes calling a pro fight pathetic lmao

The reaction video we’ve all been waiting for

You hit the nail on the head, it's a control problem with him. I'm sure that the pattern with him is that he gets too controlling with his women and they lash out because they are human and need freedom.

@CruelestChris

Жыл бұрын

Guy can't even seem to control what accent he has.

@WrektSK

Жыл бұрын

@@CruelestChris Surprised not a lot of people seem to notice this, but yeah his accents are all over the place

@OldManArmStrength

Жыл бұрын

@@WrektSK Is that a part of the scam too?

I like that he even reacts to the sponsored segment

Your boy has a house/room of: no i dont live with my mom anymore, comb that again DiCaprio

@Little_Horus

10 ай бұрын

Nail bat

Holy crap, I was in an abusive, cheating relationship. I actually sounded like this guy, it went on for like 5 years. Then, I finally grew up, and moved past it all. I'm so glad I don't sound like this anymore.

@sebastianwendl603

Жыл бұрын

Overreactions are too easy to run into, happens to everyone (most definitely including me). Glad to hear you are back to normal and have learned a lesson. Realizing mistakes makes people grow as a person.

@Gjaku

Жыл бұрын

U will get cheated again enjoy growing up 😂😂

@brandonboss6868

Жыл бұрын

@@Gjaku woeh, what's with all the negativity lol

@nera_kit4566

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonboss6868 It's just typical andrew fan

@lyndy101

Жыл бұрын

@@Gjaku And you won't be cheated on, since you'd have to have a girlfriend in the first place.

I absolutely loved this new type of content. Keep it up!

That guy with the mic is fighting with all his fairy might to not just swallow the hell out of it!!!!!😂

man how does asmongold stay in shape? sometimes i can't sit for longer than 2 hours without a sore ass

Lmao, this aged so well. "the don't go out, they are not allowed out". Fast forward 6 months and gets arrested for human trafficking......

@Ceoofedging

Жыл бұрын

And 3 months later the world is still waiting for the invisible evidence......... BTW u should lear what jokes are

@yfranse4881

Жыл бұрын

Excuse me 0.0 Who tf is this guy im out of the loop

@ivanasukjadic1423

Жыл бұрын

Yet to be proven.

@voltage8902

10 ай бұрын

The dude literally moved to Romania specifically cause he can bribe the police. He even admitted it. Not to mention the shit he admitted to on his "advice school" he had that he took down and had removed from the way back machine

@user-ug4vg2qf3h

4 ай бұрын

And then what? Oh nothing.

If you don't take what Tate says seriously, its actually super hilarious 🤣

@AlpaChinoDespacito

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't think he even believes what he says, just saying some absurd shit with complete seriousness is just funny asf

@joshanonline

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but leave it to the beta Phil to take it super seriously.

@BleachRush

Жыл бұрын

It's even funnier when you take it seriously

@bc9554

Жыл бұрын

@@bobby45825 Eh, so what if he did? Theres tons of women making rant videos about their bad experiences with men and extrapolating it to all men. Let the man vent, its funny.

@TophinatorStreams

Жыл бұрын

Very true

Ok but why is this guy budget Charly?

This video aged so well

Phillion : "I don't need money , I'm the bald millionaire" Asmon : get triggered Me , balding : feels bad , I'm not even millionaire

@NotTheHeroStudios

Жыл бұрын

Same my guy. I'm barely a dollarair

@Alex_Munoz5

Жыл бұрын

Why did he get triggered by that. Didnt really get It. After all the crazy, stupid and bad stuff Tate said at that point of the video, he gets triggered because of a "personal attack"

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

​@@Alex_Munoz5 Your grasp on reality is middling if you think the stuff in this video is that bad.

Philion is the guy that tells your girlfriend you liked another girls picture on facebook

@joshanonline

Жыл бұрын

gotta simp harder!

@pokermitten9795

Жыл бұрын

This guy is for sure a cop in a Matriarchy.

“Ain’t no use in going home. Jodie’s got your girl and gone.” -US Army cadence.

guy who made the vid on Tate totally rips MoistKriticals cadence and delivery.

the astrology vs. wolf reference was very on point

@Lumberjack_king

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@CB11924

4 ай бұрын

@@Lumberjack_king You guys make correlations in thin air. Shits fuvcking funny. Meanwhile you both have cringe profile pics

@Lumberjack_king

4 ай бұрын

says the guy with png fire and "badass" profile pic@@CB11924

@CB11924

4 ай бұрын

@@Lumberjack_king Youre miserable arent you haha

@Lumberjack_king

4 ай бұрын

@@CB11924 not really I mean I take depression meds but I’m not gonna kill myself why do you even care so much about this shit it was a single comment saying “exactly”

Seeing these dudes try to defend tate as he admits to holding women hostage and human trafficking is a bit strange with all the hindsight we have now.

@Lats_guy

26 күн бұрын

The child in your profile picture is so cute and beautiful. May god Vishnu bless him❤

This video is hilarious. Literally the entire thing is so funny.

ok that intro was 5 minutes of projecting lmao

The moment his intro was over I already knew this is going to be one of those prime example people who should sell their camera for therapy.

this video, was nuthin but gold. Pure gold.

It comes down to a lack of communication on the part of both people in the relationship. Instead of talking about what we are missing in the relationship, Andrew Tate just uses that as an excuse to cheat or treat her however we wants.

😂😂 “what’s better than an ice cream sandwich” my answer? An ice cream cone 😂

Philion: *laughs repeatedly* Also Philion: "except it's flopping and it's not funny"

@punchito

Жыл бұрын

dude isnt even a beta hes the type whod shine betas shoes with his tongue thats how low hes ranked as a man

@AmazingAutist

Жыл бұрын

@@punchito Found the incel

@joshanonline

Жыл бұрын

@@AmazingAutist prove you are not an incel

@antidave

Жыл бұрын

@@punchito okay incel

@AmazingAutist

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanjacob3338 Alpha wolves are a myth and the person who coined the term had been trying to tell people that he got that particular part of his research wrong ever since.

"Anybody that knows what it's like when shit pops off, knows that you are never going to be ready when shit does pop off." No truer words.

A year later, this is even funnier

When Andrew Tate made these videos, he was wanting women and beta males to get this triggered by it so they'd whine about him to everyone they know and make him famous. Some of the criticisms work but most of them are more cringe than most of the things Andrew Tate was saying. Which by the way, a lot of the things Tate says are mostly correct, not because "women bad", but because he selects women based on looks alone whereas he selects his male friends based on competence alone.