Brandon, thank you for defending my honor. This video was great lmao.

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

I stand at the ready, sir.

@Lefinno

5 жыл бұрын

A brand new ship has sailed~ I'm sorry...

@weedwhacker287

5 жыл бұрын

Mr armchair historian north or south

@ChaseisBased595

5 жыл бұрын

Should we prepare the army Brandon.

@WarReport.

5 жыл бұрын

Nice work both of you gents

This is brilliant. I've always wanted to see a history channel go content cop, and you are the perfect person to do it. It's beautiful!

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

Can I tag team you in for the next one? Because this seems like an unbroken bit of ground, and I'd love to see you do the same!

@PotentialHistory

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonF Oooh, Don't know if I can do as good of a job, But I can try!

@burningnapalm4436

5 жыл бұрын

There’s a lizard on your back

@Lv-sl3rm

5 жыл бұрын

I can see Overly Sarcastic Productions doing really well at this stuff.

@nordez534

5 жыл бұрын

Potential History really glad to see you here

“Everyone was stupid at that time.” -Ashtyn Yeah, because you’re clearly smarter than everyone at that time period.

@whoami5960

4 жыл бұрын

Of course everyone was stupid back then! She should've lead Napoleon's army to victory! If only she was a general, they would've conquered Russia and Britain!

@titanuranus3095

4 жыл бұрын

Tru dat

@cambs0181

4 жыл бұрын

It would be more to do with knowledge than intelligence.

@titanuranus3095

4 жыл бұрын

@@cambs0181 True intelligence is owning a machine gun.

@Jrez

4 жыл бұрын

I take every opportunity to point out that people of the past were not dumber or simpler, they were incredibly intelligent, just as much as people today. Solutions to problems in the past were often so ingenious, efficient, and simple, it is frequently worth marveling at.

“Why didn’t they just use machine guns?” I don’t know, maybe the same reason they didn’t use *CRUISE MISSILES* in the *MEDIEVAL* era!?

@rictusmetallicus

4 жыл бұрын

What reason might that be? They had crosses, crusades, they had crossbolts. All of this combined with the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch and you have a cruise Missile

@joehayes9933

4 жыл бұрын

@@rictusmetallicus Well, maybe if they had African Swallows carry the holy hand grenade maybe then. Is the Hand grenade heavier than a coconut?

@flyingfish5054

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly. my favorite part of history was when the novgorod foot soldiers gunned down the teutonic knights on lake peipus with kalashnikov rifles.

@joehayes9933

4 жыл бұрын

@@flyingfish5054 mine was when the Winged Hussars arrived in their P-47s and gunned down the Ottoman armies

@flyingfish5054

4 жыл бұрын

@@joehayes9933 no no they flew over them in UH-1 helicopters blasting Sabaton out of the speakers

In their Zulu reaction, they call the Zulu, ‘African Americans’...

@tomthebomb9474

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@thazmat

5 жыл бұрын

Buh... Bhahah!!!

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

you mean america isn't the whole world?

@yukiecyrus7385

5 жыл бұрын

Bruhh BruuHHHHHWHHHHHHHHHHWHWHWHWWHWHWHWHWH

@floydlooney6837

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha

Wow, that woman is clearly not the sharpest bayonet in the store house.

@SonsOfLorgar

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, I have rubber mallets sharper than both of them...

@rob9726

5 жыл бұрын

The globe is sharper than this couple.

@dudeinadoughboy4327

5 жыл бұрын

I think you meant: "the pointiest gun knife in the old timey thingy"

@demomanchaos

5 жыл бұрын

Just when you think you have seen the dumbest dumb person, someone invents a better idiot.

@josephbischoff2469

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually, "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" from SmashMouth's song "Allstar", from 1999.

20:59 “why didn’t they fight in trees?” Simple, the entire world isn’t Vietnam

@historyarmyproductions

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

A PLANET WHERE EWOKS EVOLVED FROM MEN!?

@AbrahamLincoln4

4 жыл бұрын

"I want that treeline bombed!!"

@influenza3736

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbrahamLincoln4 Thanks Abe

@danielhughes1711

3 жыл бұрын

Also then every country that is defensive would have to give up any land that dose not have tress

"Everyone was stupid at that time" -Ashtyn Says the person lacking a primary school grasp of history, physics and engineering. Christ.

@jarongreen5480

3 жыл бұрын

Plus she can't form a cohesive sentence to save her life.

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

3 жыл бұрын

“Everyone was stupid at that time” -historical scholar 2200 A.D, in reference to the 21st century

@mattjk5299

2 жыл бұрын

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 cyber victorian historians in the 2200's coming up with reasons why their culture is superior to those from the past. "Fossil fuels? Primitive fools, they ought to have simply discovered fusion power. Also their helmets had horns on."

@bradanklauer8926

Жыл бұрын

Laughs in Napoleon I

@kentknightofcaelin4537

Жыл бұрын

In all fairness, I don't know any primary schools that teach physics or engineering.

the girl's commentary made my entire collection of military history books burst into flames.

@preussen4983

5 жыл бұрын

mine marched to Poland

@galgenvogel1871

5 жыл бұрын

But in Celsius not Fahrenheit

@JMB19941

5 жыл бұрын

I fell into a deep depression after the "They were all stupid cos they didn't have machine guns" comment

@otakunthevegan4206

5 жыл бұрын

Stupid Cavemen should have used penicillin.

@jvtagle

4 жыл бұрын

BufusTurbo92 just like the Porsche Tiger?

I am the Ryan in question who recommended this video. Why? Because I saw them react to another video having to do with Linear tactics and they made an ignorant comment that Commanders were being stupid back then, or something to that effect. I was miffed and felt the need to educate. Perhaps I should not have.

@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151

4 жыл бұрын

Brave of you, boy, but I thought you would’ve learned your lesson.

@MPbmfm

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you pay them 750? Couldn't a less amount have made them watch it?

@carl11547

4 жыл бұрын

@@MPbmfm The 750-payer was a different person from the recommender.

@jvtagle

4 жыл бұрын

Nah you did well... at least you have sound reasoning... unfortunately you can’t teach stupid

@gezzaschannel

4 жыл бұрын

you should pay them to watch this video next.

When the woman started rambling on about "armor" I could literally feel my brain cells jumping overboard, abandoning ship, and forming mass suicide conclaves.

@2Sweaterz1

4 жыл бұрын

Atikoryos her rambling was so toxic it gave me cancer

@milosjanos5058

4 жыл бұрын

well she is the girl and probably warfare is not her hobby. Maybe if you starts talks about fashion, make-up and that sorts of things, her brain cells would do the same :-D

@majorian6201

4 жыл бұрын

@@milosjanos5058 that's not an excuse, even a person that don't know shit could find a reason why they didn't used armour. The weight, the cost or that they are fucking useless against guns

@funniclockman614

4 жыл бұрын

@CIA BETA Wing Kevlar wasn't invented until the 1960's and steel armor that could stop bullets was both too heavy and expensive to be practical.

@funniclockman614

4 жыл бұрын

@CIA BETA Wing sarcasm doesn't really work in text.

“I have fired a musket many many times, and I have never hit a thing.”He says with full pride.

@gunter6377

4 жыл бұрын

He has probably the same average as a considerable part of the British army

@eazy8579

3 жыл бұрын

Volleyfire was a pretty effective strategy; even if you don’t hit anything, someone will, and even if no one else does, the shock of that is usually enough to win the day when followed with a bayonet charge. The strategy was used for about 200 years for a reason

@Zman44444

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Hyson honestly. I would be shitting my pants, probably pissing them as well, while I stare down ... idk.. 10-30? dudes in a line, all shooting at me??? Yeah fuck that.

@EarlT357

3 жыл бұрын

Modern military ordnance experts have estimated that it takes firing upwards of !0,000 rounds of modern ammo to hit a single soldier! Firearms are wonderfully accurate on the firing range, when you can rest andrelax, nobody is shooting back at you. But under combat conditions ? Not so much.

@cryamistellimek9184

3 жыл бұрын

Suppressive fire exists, and it’s a lot safer and looks better in the papers that 50,000 shots were fire during a firefight than 2 dead men heading home under flags because people weren’t keeping the enemies’ heads down.

"If you're gonna go out there you should have some kind of chest-plated armor" Cuirassier Cavalry: Am I a joke to you?

@justinpachi3707

5 жыл бұрын

Marshall Murat approves!

@stevengrabowski729

5 жыл бұрын

Lannes? Is that you?

@SicMetalMaggot4life

5 жыл бұрын

Pikeman: *weeps in the corner* Harquebusier: Shhhhh there there... *pats Pikeman on shoulder*

@samuel10125

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny because even today armour is bullet resistant not proof you can still be killed wearing it.

@derpimusmaximus8815

5 жыл бұрын

@Comte de Anyles You could fall out of a helicopter wearing it.

Brandon: defending a fellow comrade. Potential history: says that Brandon is a content cop Armchair historian: thanks him for defending his honor Me: the three great armies have mobilized.

@SantomPh

4 жыл бұрын

alert Kings and Generals!

@christinaiiinowell5649

4 жыл бұрын

We must summon George III, Frederick the Great, and General Patton!

@Suomismg

4 жыл бұрын

So, Brandon is the British, Potential History is Austia/Prussia combo, The Armchair historian is the Tzarist Russia. Is this pre or post Congress of Vienna?

@seangallagher9435

4 жыл бұрын

The third triumvirate

@reallifescottsterling1471

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

“Why didn’t they just climb trees and use machine guns???” Knights near the end the Medieval era: “Holy shit why didn’t WE THINK OF THAT?!?!”

@anthonyhayes1267

4 жыл бұрын

Because they had the holy hand grenade of Antioch

@matthiuskoenig3378

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyhayes1267 "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin

@Assassinus2

4 жыл бұрын

I now have a mental image of these two nimrods trying to get a Maxim gun into a tree.

@swampdonkey1567

4 жыл бұрын

Parry this casuals.

@grzegorzgrzesiak7498

4 жыл бұрын

Loads LMG with religious intent

Ashtyn's great great granddaughter 200 years from now: "Armies in the 21st century were so stupid. Why didn't they just use phasers?"

@Davey-Boyd

3 жыл бұрын

What???? She is going to breed? Humanity is doomed.

@CHEESYHEAD684

3 жыл бұрын

in the 40 Watt range. 400 years later: "Why didn't they use phasers in the 80 Watt range?"

@mateuszwisniewska1848

2 жыл бұрын

Grandgrand daughter 21sr century armies were sooooo stupid why dint they used proton torpedo black hole sun luncher with star ships bigger than planet they were soooooo stupid xd

This is actually 44 minutes of Bradon suffering.

@comradecid

3 жыл бұрын

the painful, drawn-out sighs are the best bit 👌

@Banzai_-xn8ip

3 жыл бұрын

this is also 44 minutes of me suffering knowing the reason why they did what they did at the time

@AlOstosman

3 жыл бұрын

Nah m8 this is 44 minutes of us and him suffering

@mee6211

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlOstosman to me its endless years of suffering , they critisized our tactics in tue 18th century , time to invade their home

@AlOstosman

3 жыл бұрын

@@mee6211 good invade their home and cut their throat open we do a little trolling

"I think the cat is the most entertaining thing so far." -Brandon F., April 9th, 2019

@tichepotato7992

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong.

@maximilienrobespierre7927

5 жыл бұрын

*colorized*

@MrVelociraptor3000

5 жыл бұрын

That the Stars and Bars or the Flag of the State of Georgia?

@gravydaddy9603

5 жыл бұрын

*Shane Dawson sweats nervously*

@aiman_oofed8186

5 жыл бұрын

Shit why i just disliked kill me plz

Those stupid musket men should’ve had machine guns. Also, if they were even cleverer they could’ve invented battle tanks.

@swampdonkey1567

4 жыл бұрын

CIA BETA Wing I mean they had Aircraft I believe didn’t they have hot air balloons which where aircraft. I mean not that these vegetables would understand how to build even a air balloon. (I don’t know how but understand how)

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Don't know why they just didn't invent bombers? Didn't they have like...oil or something?

@elektra-theradiant8144

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, Leonardo da Vinci invented something of a tank once. So...

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

@@elektra-theradiant8144 drew the design up. Never got round to designing it

@elektra-theradiant8144

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 ah, thanks, didnt know that

That girl sounds like she was just programmed yesterday.

@creamysheev5341

4 жыл бұрын

She’s a failed terminator with zero world info implemented into her

@javoZ32

3 жыл бұрын

....file not found.

@jorgealdridge6665

3 жыл бұрын

Those are the best ones 😜

@spiffygonzales5899

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorgealdridge6665 ...eh. "ooh girl tell me how you like it" "Durda derr."

@Daemon__Sultan

Жыл бұрын

She was programmed yesterday but several minutes ago fell off the turnip truck.

I wish i got payed 750 dollars to watch a history youtube video.

@zackhartley4718

5 жыл бұрын

gabriel bello I would be ballin!! 🤑 haha

@stingersplash

5 жыл бұрын

We all would! Although that is someones total donation. I've seen some of their videos and Jason has donated over $1000 now.

@hexon6956

5 жыл бұрын

*insert you get payed meme*

@BR78973

5 жыл бұрын

I think we all wish that

@20Waldlaeufer02

5 жыл бұрын

*STONKS*

You know what? ... Someone ought to recommend this to Ashtyn & Jon to react to. Let the circle of violence commence!

@Brynn_Wood

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not going them the $8 though.

@Millpppppp

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched a few of their videos and they wouldn’t even react to the whole video just 10 mins of it you would need to send them a lot more for them to react to more of it 😂

@stnarud

5 жыл бұрын

@@Brynn_Wood It's up to $20 now per 10 minutes.

@panzerwolf494

5 жыл бұрын

@@stnarud Hey, 20 bucks for 10 minutes of stupidity is a bargain. I admit I'm a bit upset I never figured out how to get money for dumb. Seems like an easy grift

@ch4z_bucks

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they can charge for their time. What surprises me is how much cash people are willing to pay them as much as they do. Most of the videos they react to have been reacted to by others, and no one has to pay a penny.

"They should've worn armour" Brandon: These rustics are so inept.

@EthanDarke

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly takes the honor out of responding to their video...nearly

@russianarmy-rh2wi

2 жыл бұрын

@@EthanDarke laughs in british

@dialko2596

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, made me laugh pretty hard

@brianstabile165

2 жыл бұрын

What armor reacter

@merafirewing6591

Жыл бұрын

​@@brianstabile165 no Armor is best armor.

Just a British soldier in front of his high end gaming system, nothing out of the ordinary here.

@lamarepository248

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, he single-handedly invented modern electronics when someone saw that the Battle of New Orleans happened after the war of 1812 officially ended, and asked why they didn’t just use the internet.

@liamsmith4018

Жыл бұрын

I mean the british do still have soldiers 😂

"Oh my God humans were so stupid. Like they couldn't even use a nuclear missle against Napoleon? Not a single machinegun against Tamerlane. Couldn't they use a few predeator drones against Alexander? Amazing point.

@thazmat

5 жыл бұрын

"Like why didnt ninjas overthrow the shogun or something"

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

"i'm an idiot i should've used my death ray" -the ottomans to the winged hussars

@horsemumbler1

5 жыл бұрын

The fact that the Ninjas didn't use pump shotguns to blow away all the Samurai just proves how stupid and incompetent they really were.

@arghunqon3774

5 жыл бұрын

Teh_Vasraf You imbecile, nothing can defeat Tamerlane and his armies, not even an atom bomb would destroy him. Know this peasant, nothing can defeat the great turkic warriors from the steppes. Uzbek blood runs through Tamerlane’s veins, which means he’s superior above all other humans, and immortal. Many have tried, the Ottomans, the Golden Horde, those sister-fuckers from India, the hairy iranians who rebelled against their mongol rulers... and they were all defeated by the great Tamerlane!

@arghunqon3774

5 жыл бұрын

UZBEKISTAN! FUCK YES!!! WE ARE SUPERIOR!! WE ARE CONQUERORS!!!!!!

Brandon F. never films himself from the waist-down because he hates wearing pants and actually does his videos in his underwear #conspiracytheories

@sambeck2510

5 жыл бұрын

It's not that he hates pants, it's that - like Pewdiepie - he doesn't have legs.

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Beck has it right. I only ever put my legs on for reenactments.

@lifesimulator3964

5 жыл бұрын

360Nomad KZreadrs already explained this. They don't do it bcuz they don't have legs.

@stanleyrusso137

5 жыл бұрын

He's like Pewdiepie, he had no legs.....

@bgordon647

5 жыл бұрын

True that.

future historians like them: Omg why were people then so dumb couldnt they just use rail guns and super soldiers?

@icook1723

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they had no space marines, and these heritcs did not worship the God emperor of mankind.

@terasutube1

4 жыл бұрын

@CIA BETA Wing *Tau

@classonbread5757

3 жыл бұрын

Rail guns are old tech

@mitchellgeorge6031

3 жыл бұрын

Why didn’t they all use lightsabers or blasters?

@Nerdgirl9853

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchellgeorge6031 Yeah, they had lightspeed, magic, and planet destroying weaponry "a long time ago", _obviously_ they would have even more advanced technology than that.

Imagine carrying armour as well as your musket rifle and two pistols.

@nightingale433

4 жыл бұрын

please nerf

@kpsiex

4 жыл бұрын

And a sabre and two artillery pieces tied to both of your legs

@dillonhonore3579

4 жыл бұрын

I am confused by "musket rifle". Those are two different things. Are you referring to a smoothbore musket or a long gun with a rifled barrel (i.e a rifle)?

@Cybermat47

4 жыл бұрын

Dillon Honore it’s a reference to another video on this channel where he talks about an extremely inaccurate history book. One that refers to muskets as “musket rifles”.

@dillonhonore3579

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cybermat47 Ah, apologies then.

I think this is an official "bruh momentum".

@user-or5jt2qc7b

5 жыл бұрын

momentvm brvh

@axelandersson6314

5 жыл бұрын

Brvhwvs Momenvs Magnvs

@johnlemon3809

5 жыл бұрын

bruh

@cattledog901

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh sound effect #2

@mikevismyelement

5 жыл бұрын

Smhing my head

You should do more of these.

@duggeeo4147

3 жыл бұрын

mr beat

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

Because of your channel my sister pooped her whole butt out of her entire butt, you essentially ruined her life

@douglasparkinson4123

3 жыл бұрын

omg mr breast give me money edit:this is obviously satire

@frostybigman5070

2 жыл бұрын

Wow only 3 comments?

@parrot849

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Is there some hidden meaning here…?

Ashtyn: "why they just put all armor" Napoleon: "Ah yes. Let's just melt all the iron of the Empire and manufacture TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND BREASTPLATES and handed over to the infantry of the grand armée. I think i don't need those cannons anymore"

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently breastplates were so uncomfortable and often impractical that they were abandoned by the Austrian army until Napoleon came along.

@baronprocrastination1722

3 жыл бұрын

I've read about French sappers in the Napoleonic era that did wear some armor, mostly just a cuirass and a helmet, but given they were high-value targets in a siege, it seems to be a reasonable fear. I don't have too many sources, unfortunately, much less how common this was, but they seemed to have existed at least.

@gabrielmatosboerer1420

3 жыл бұрын

@@baronprocrastination1722 indeed, but they are only a fraction of the grand armée, and specialists, like modern combat engineers, so it's make sense

@koreancowboy42

2 жыл бұрын

@@baronprocrastination1722 cuirass and helmets were used for the heavy cavalry especially most useful in cavalry engagements.

@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308

2 жыл бұрын

The romans had half the army and it nearly ruined them to give all those men armor, napoleon has to worry about ammunition, and armor might not even stop shot. Save armor for sappers and cuirassiers.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I could have sworn Napoleon said something like: "Amateurs discuss tactics, professionals discuss logistics."

@ikr9358

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Rommel, but I could be mistaken.

@pablojn4826

3 жыл бұрын

...And Gods discuss politics, if I have learned something of history is that it can turn a war on his head with a table. That quote would sound more epic.

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

3 жыл бұрын

That was neither napoleon, nor Erwin Rommel. It was a US Marine Corps general, I unfortunatley cant recall the name of, but his position somewhat excuse his inaccurate statement. Neither tactics nor logistics are worth much without the other.

@ihittennis7032

3 жыл бұрын

@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 General Omar Bradley. Double checked sir.

@seymourskinner2533

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihittennis7032 sadly I’ve found it credited to many people

True. Yeah. That makes sense. But why didn't the British just use SMGs? So dumb. Edit: Dear God, I was only joking! Did she really just say that?!

@horsemumbler1

5 жыл бұрын

True, dat.

@sirboomsalot4902

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, the moment you realize your sarcastic joke is real

@msmlolmanpolybrige0335

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, americas future be like XD

@sethleoric2598

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Yknow this isn't as stupid as that time my classmate said "well why didn't the british use a bazooka or something to shoot up the German fighter planes?" I think he was also German on one side too

gosh people were such idiots in the 90s when they used Nokia bricks instead of smartphones

@baldrickthedungspreader3107

5 жыл бұрын

I’d rather use a Nokia brick than a smartphone doesn’t break so easily אלון איזקס

@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln

5 жыл бұрын

Yes...they were. That's why a lot died in the 90s. Stupidity will get you a bullet in life, especially in the streets.

@suspicioususer

5 жыл бұрын

Why did people use horse and carriages in the 1800s lol like just buy a car

@namegoeshere2418

5 жыл бұрын

Nokia has nothing to do with this, I use a nokia to write this. Its just that American people have the IQ of a goldfish.

@gingergamergirl98

5 жыл бұрын

Trevor Phillips As an American: Americans as individuals aren’t the problem. It’s the education we have. Don’t blame the American individuals that you think are stupid; blame the American education system they were born into - the individuals had no choice in the matter.

Sometime in the 17 hundreds: “Hey, what if we just used guns that didn’t need us to reload?” “That is a great idea! How do we make them?” “..........hm, good question. Maybe we should figure that out first.”

@paintinghistory1475

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha

@LafayetteCCurtis

2 жыл бұрын

They already had revolvers all the way back in the 16th century. It's just that such weapons didn't really become safe or reliable enough until metal cartridges came around in the mid-19th century.

@filmandfirearms

2 жыл бұрын

@@LafayetteCCurtis Black powder revolvers proved highly effective in both the American Civil War and the various Mexican and Indian campaigns by the US before and after the Civil War

@LafayetteCCurtis

2 жыл бұрын

@@filmandfirearms Those wars and campaigns were in the mid-19th century.

@whensomethingcriesagain

2 ай бұрын

​@@LafayetteCCurtisThey did pre-date the wide-scale adoption of self-contained metallic cartridges though

When Ashtyn and Jon start talking about, "Why didn't they wear armor?" Frustration level went to 25% to 100000%

@DeHerg

4 жыл бұрын

Cuirassier: Am I a joke to you?

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

(laughs bitterly in 30 Years War pikeman)

@steveisthecommissar4013

3 жыл бұрын

Every time thay opened there mouth I died a little inside

@koreancowboy42

2 жыл бұрын

Modern soldiers: am I a joke to you?

@emv005

Жыл бұрын

true

Y’know I was planning to make a joke like ‘If they weren’t stupid they should’ve just used nukes on London’ but then the girl made the machine gun comment & now my joke seems on par with something she would say.

@SingularNinjular

5 жыл бұрын

If she'd been around back then, she woulda conquered the entire universe!

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

why don't nazi germay just air drop king tigers into moscow

@mathias6542

5 жыл бұрын

@@kameradin8964 At least king tigers were invented xD

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

@@mathias6542 FINE WhY DiDn'T GERmAnY UsE HOvEr TanKs

@mathias6542

5 жыл бұрын

@@kameradin8964 OoF dADdY

This is why I felt that the (relatively) growing popularity of certain channels focused on history is both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, it's amazing to see people becoming more interested in history, but on the other hand, there are inevitably going to be less knowledgable people who are going to leech off this success and perpetuate historical inaccuracies, whether intentionally or not.

@vaclav_fejt

5 жыл бұрын

Leeches are going to prevail, no matter what. They will feast on anything that bears fruit. So, the growing popularity is a blessing.

@fuzzydunlop7928

5 жыл бұрын

I don't find The Armchair Historian to be an example to follow to any degree. Perhaps a channel like TIK (a year or so ago, to be precise, when he wasn't as compromised by politics and was busting some bang-up misconceptions) or The_Chieftain (though it's a bit unfair to compare TAH to channels like the Chief and Ian McCollum at ForgottenWeapons). Thersites the Historian deserves a bigger viewership by far, a focus on the information itself and not ad revenue and snappy production value. Snapshot channels like Kings and Generals and Historigraph - and the god of the squares 'Historia_Civilis' these are the people to emulate. Armchair Historian is one step above Simple History as far as I'm concerned. If you're new to this whole 'history' thing that's fine, great place to start - they do nothing else besides that and collect their ad revenue and milk their Patreon subscribers. I was very let down by the Armchair Historian channel, if you didn't already guess. Didn't start that way.

@asburycollins9182

5 жыл бұрын

Those people have had shows on the history channel for years with no one challenging their viewpoints

@LindrosPetri

5 жыл бұрын

Even channels like Military History Visualized started creating more shallow content just to gain popularity (its good for him but its bad for the ones that desire deeper knowledge). His videos have been all over the place - the Mongols, Frederic The Great, WW2. To me that whole trend shows once again that reading on my own is always better.

@LindrosPetri

5 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzydunlop7928 TIK is still a top quality channel despite his videos on politics. I just separate them from his WW2 videos because the amount of research he does is astounding. I know what it is to have more than 50k words of notes on a topic so to me it shows his dedication to present useful knowledge to his viewers.

Ashtyn makes me embarrassed to be a history loving female. Lord have mercy!

@eddiesanchez1899

4 жыл бұрын

She makes Jon look like Napoleon.

@reynanlamsen2007

4 жыл бұрын

Dary You’re a mirage,your type doesn’t exist

@hermit2639

4 жыл бұрын

@@reynanlamsen2007 ...you're right... *slowly starts fading away*

@kgbagentivan2217

3 жыл бұрын

@My Moni is XD f

@kgbagentivan2217

3 жыл бұрын

@KGB Agent Ivan F

It’s absolutely insane to me that channels focusing on history can even make the smallest mistake in regards to any potential copyright law and have their work taken down. And yet, these people are essentially stealing their videos and making boatloads of money off of them. It’s criminal. Thank you for putting these hacks in their place. If only KZread had the same integrity

I love these two, especially their historical reactions - sheer comedy gold! So, basically, their ideal soldier would be wearing full 16th century plate armour, armed wirh an AK47, and hiding behind a tree! Genius!

@eazy8579

3 жыл бұрын

Viet Cong Knights, one of history’s greatest warriors

@thepuffin4050

3 жыл бұрын

@@eazy8579 WHO IS... THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!

@walrus1074

3 жыл бұрын

TOP 10 DEADLIEST WARRIORS!!!!

@smokedcoma847

3 жыл бұрын

A weapon to surpass metal gear

@sirshotty7689

3 жыл бұрын

SmokedComa84 nanomachines?

“Ya. Ya. True. Ya, I know that. Tru Ya, I always knew that. Ya ya. Yup Ya ok. Duh. Obviously “ - Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it.

@theonlybestful

5 жыл бұрын

These fools are not only bound but *bounding*

@julianmoreno6817

5 жыл бұрын

some fake video:"and the continental army used ak-47s to mow down the british at the final battle, if it was not for that invention the british would've won" Ashtyn&Jon (who don't know anything): ya ya, i know they did that

@aiman_oofed8186

5 жыл бұрын

@@julianmoreno6817 thats we call history morons XD i mean Ashtyn & Jon wada wada

@brianstabile165

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianmoreno6817 oh and the British army won the French and 7 Indian years wars by inventing nukes

Back in the 14th century they had the saying "if you want to train an archer, start with his grandfather" to show how long it took to train archers

@fredscholpp5838

2 жыл бұрын

I would so much like to steal that! Could you please tell me the source for that, it has such a ring of truth!

@brianstabile165

2 жыл бұрын

And if you want a soldier start with his grandson

Ashty and Jon: Speaks. Brandon: *I WILL RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!*

@thepuffin4050

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was chopping at them harder than Benjamin Martin with a hatchet.

6:28 redcoat gaming edit: Ashtyn makes Jon look like the greatest military mind of the 18th Century

I must say it is odd hearing Brandon say things like "Cringe video" and "meme

@saintmichaelsarchangel2644

3 жыл бұрын

I know… it doesn’t seem natural to me

@eazy8579

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a bit Farb if you ask me

@mustard4762

3 жыл бұрын

feels like an actual 19th century British saying "Cringe" and "meme"

@balsosnell2064

3 жыл бұрын

It’s odd hearing him say anything in that fake affected accent.

@samuelmaia8501

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's a anachronism

British Redcoat is brought back to the world in 2019, colorized.

@mee6211

3 жыл бұрын

Spanish empire reunited

"so dumb" Ms Ashtyn, 20xx, probably talking about herself

People where like so stupid back then. Why didn't they just make AR 15s? I mean like they had metal and junk to make it out of. Edit: I just finished watching and this aged too well.

"Bullets were just pure circles" minié ball: am I a joke to you

@maksimkuzminykh7371

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Minié balls are post Napoleonic and he is talking about muskets, not rifles, so he isn't that far off.

@saintmichaelsarchangel2644

3 жыл бұрын

The minié ball wasn’t around for the Napoleonic Wars and the American War Of Independence

Calvary: a place Cavalry: horse-mounted soldiers that have been used in warfare in virtually every era, yes even modern (I heard the Polish had cavalry by the time the Second World War started)

@joehayes9933

4 жыл бұрын

The US used them in Afghanistan

@JohnsonTheSecond

4 жыл бұрын

Cavalry, if not horse-mounted, was definitely used into WW2 and beyond. Horse cavalry was used for reconnaissance and transporting troops, which would dismount and fight from there. You can call them horse-mounted infantry like you would call ones transported by trucks mounted.

@joehayes9933

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnsonTheSecond the cia had a cavalry charge performed in Afghanistan

@matthiuskoenig3378

4 жыл бұрын

@@joehayes9933 not only that, but the Chinese still train large groups of horse-cavalry in sword drill (atleast according to some sources i have read) for mountain warfare (where cavalry are the only reliable fast moving troop)

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed they did. The Poles, for example, used rifles and anti-tank rifles as their primary cavalry arms. However, at Krojanty and other isolated incidents, they actually charged mounted with saber when they could catch infantry unaware. And sometimes they actually did quite well. The greatest resistance to the Japanese attack on Luzon came from the 26th cavalry, mostly Filipinos armed with rifles moving on horseback. Under their commander Edwin Ramsey, they actually performed a successful cavalry charge (with pistols instead of sabers) at Morong as the US army fell back to Bataan.

20:03 german Generals listening to hitler declaring Berlin can be saved- 1945

@firstname4097

4 жыл бұрын

Goebbels maintained optimism during the siege of Berlin, or at least I'm fairly sure of it. After all, it was his job as the Reich minister of propoganda

Try watching their reaction to the ending battle scene in zulu. It’s enough to make you weep

@phallasovithia5550

5 жыл бұрын

They feel sorry for the "African Americans" 😂

@Fross-888

5 жыл бұрын

Just "African", my dear;)

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, my. I can only imagine...why do people recommend these things to them?

@SonsOfLorgar

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonF boredom?

@dallindunn1186

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonF I get the idea that people just recommend them things that they know will lead to one dumb reaction as it goes over their head

British MI6 Operator supports an American SOG Agent in a Black Operation (Sometime in the 20th Century, colorized)

@mitchellline3398

5 жыл бұрын

Don't be ridiculous... The american is obvious a loyalist during the american revolution

@edwardaugustus9680

5 жыл бұрын

Captured Redcoat subjected to Colonial propaganda in an attempt to crush his spirit. Courised ad1777.

@Proger-sj8cj

5 жыл бұрын

*Minuetmen gets ready to shoot a RedCoat 1775*

Mr terry is the only history reaction channel that has any clue as to what he’s saying. He’s a teacher after all

@theamericanpatriot2015

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Dillon And if he doesn’t, he will actually say that he’s not an expert on it.

@steveisthecommissar4013

3 жыл бұрын

May I also suggest social stud probably not as good as mr tarry but still good

@gguy3600

Жыл бұрын

Vlogging Through History is pretty good too.

@iron2684

Жыл бұрын

@@gguy3600 VTH didn't exist back in the ancient days 3 years ago so

@BradanKlauer-xh3hm

9 ай бұрын

@Iron Brandon didn’t live in the 18th Century so why are you willing to take his word over VTH’s? Just say you hate professional historians who frankly know more than you.

Give her a break. The point of her existence is to make others feel superior, and she excels at the position!

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

3 жыл бұрын

An unsung hero to my mental well-being.

@ferretman6790

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@gassedlikenarstie7173

2 жыл бұрын

Bet she excels in a few positions.

@Ukraineaissance2014

Жыл бұрын

Shes there as wank fodder

I think thoes two made me lose half my brain capacity ;_;

@Zoey--

3 жыл бұрын

And still they make more money doing this than I do working a normal job. Tragic :(

@fatbikerchick6717

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zoey-- Money laundering? (Not you, them).

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't you the guy who poo'd his whole butt out of his entire butt

@Nerdgirl9853

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zoey-- Hey, another Zoey. And yeah, they get way too much. I have seen decent reactors that actually do add to the content through actually pausing and talking quite a fair deal. They don't deserve money, but there are definitely ones that I find fine, and enjoy due to enjoying seeing people enjoying shows that I love. A major reason I like Lets Plays as well. But these two really don't, they just stare in silence most of the timeline. And get thousands of dollars. Its dumb.

@zebimicio5204

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more surprised you even watch them XD

That statement about trees and guerrilla warfare, presumes you could always choose your Battlefields.

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

WhY nOt jUsT UsE pArATrOOPers AgiANsT NaPoLeOn

@Hanakowasright

5 жыл бұрын

plus muskets being wildly inaccurate

@Hickokboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanakowasright yep, he probably belives Just because he would use cover he then would become a sniper.

@Hickokboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@kameradin8964 I ThInK tHeY wHeRe aLl DuMb, wHy just they UsEd MG'S, they wanna Win right??

@Marveryn

5 жыл бұрын

trees and cover were use very effectively in the revolution but that cause how much wood the Americas had a the time period a lot of forest were pretty fresh compare to Europe who needed a huge amount of lumber. Now when possible they did fire from fix fortification that included some trenches. The problem was as brandon stated you can not always find the perfect ground or have the time to build those up. Unless there was something an army must have they simply march around some of those heavy forts. and if they were fix were truly needed. They had the cannons. Lots of cannons. @@Hickokboy

"They were inaccurate." "How dare you say they were inaccurate! They were inaccurate. "

"Muskets where not that strong" I've seen many history museums that show armer that has had a musket ball punched through it. the piece of lead IS LUANCHED BY A FRICKN EXPLOSION IN THE GUN I'd say thats pretty powerful.

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

.75 caliber. It's slow, but it's got a lot of mass.

That woman has not heard of the battle of Agincourt or the expensiveness of armor

@fds7476

5 жыл бұрын

She probably doesn't even know about France.

@rob9726

5 жыл бұрын

Is that, like, the court of Agin?

@bloodypine22

5 жыл бұрын

The armour worked in Agincourt, it was the combination of dead horses and mud that caused the French to lose.

@rob9726

5 жыл бұрын

@@bloodypine22 Dead horses, mud, the French losing, sounds like a good time.

@ostrowulf

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well, if the French just like waited for the English attackers in the trees, and, you know, used guerilla tactics and machine guns, they tottaly would have won.

Iv seen several of their videos. They are genuinely interested in these subjects [the man at least] but unforntunatley, they aren't the smartest idiots in the asylum

@davidclark3588

4 жыл бұрын

Right? I always watch their stuff to see if they’ll learn or add something, but they never do

@simonoleary9264

3 жыл бұрын

Really? I've watched 2 or 3 of their videos and Jon at least tries (badly) to do something. Ashtyn just sits there looking bored. I really don't understand why people would give them money, I had more fun having my tooth removed by the dentist.

@Davey-Boyd

3 жыл бұрын

I have watched a few of their videos. Ashtyn always looks like she really does not want to be there and is not remotely interested in what they are watching. They are painful to watch.

@Nerdgirl9853

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davey-Boyd yeah, Jon at least looks interested and tries to add to it. He shows some ability to reason things out. Not very well, but at least a bit. Ashtyn is just, painfully dumb, and just sits there looking miserable.

@koreancowboy42

3 жыл бұрын

I agreed. Ash needs to be out of them videos. She doesn't seem that interesting in general. Jon....... could use some more work if he tends to speak or comment on the videos being reacted to. Also she can't even form her sentences like holy hell... either you learn to speak or don't bother talking XD. She struggled to even say why don't they wear armor and explain herself. Like everyone here probably lost brain cells watching them talk about why didn't they wear armor and what not. The French cavalry did wear chest plates but not all of them did due to its only on a specific cavalry unit. Why do people donate to those two. It's like here let's spoil these two just for the hell of it and this Jason dude wasting his own life money for two idiots. They don't even have their names mentioned and not even a thank you. People who I've donated to Jackie Fish (a total war player and my favorite youtuber along side Pixelatwd apollo both makes good content too for gamers) TheVMPShow a mount and blade player (very good content and fun to watch for me)

We wore some armour in the English civil war, but that didn’t always stop a musket ball punching through it.

@redbalmy2865

2 жыл бұрын

Steel armour is just very bad against musket shots (A musket shot was much heavier and bigger, enough to shatter a whole steel armour in one shot)

@koreancowboy42

2 жыл бұрын

@@redbalmy2865 still French cuirass cavalry still wear armor.

@jimbob465

2 жыл бұрын

@@koreancowboy42 yeah to stop swords

@koreancowboy42

Жыл бұрын

@@jimbob465 yes it's meant to stop anything from stabbing or slashing at the waist and chest. Especially during cavalry charges against another cavalry or infantry. It's why they still worn them.

This girl’s reactions sounds like "If you are homeless, just by a house..."

"I have fired a musket many many times! And I have never hit a thing!" -Brandon proudly claims...

@501ststormtrooper9

3 жыл бұрын

I have fired a E-11 many many times and I have never hit a thing!

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

3 жыл бұрын

@@501ststormtrooper9 laser muskets dont count.

@TN-ci4ox

3 жыл бұрын

@@501ststormtrooper9 aren’t you supposed to be the elite?

@501ststormtrooper9

3 жыл бұрын

@@TN-ci4ox No, half of us died in a massive explosion.

@DaengieDraws

3 жыл бұрын

@@TN-ci4ox They are. However said elite troops are usually thrown against heroes with high tier plot armor.

Those glasses must really help. All I saw was a black screen.

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

The second monitor is a little off centre!

@AlexSDU

5 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@sirboomsalot4902

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, I didn’t notice the second monitor till he pointed it out either

Shame on anyone who has paid to hear someone say "Tru dat"

24:33 "Marching 10, 15, 20 miles." Well a Zulu regiment can run, RUN 50 miles and fight a battle at ze end of it.

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

"And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards?"

19:56 watch as stephen hawking gets mad at these two humans

@mikajlod25

5 жыл бұрын

Omg. LMAO

@user-jap84tlv24sq

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@babyinuyasha

5 жыл бұрын

Leninade is amazing. Haven't had one in years

@tomthebomb9474

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Yoyle-jq9ul

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie he kinda looks like young Stephen hawking

"Petty? Yes. Silly? Very. Fun? Almost." This, sir, is why I like every video before I watch them.

Its an interesting point, when Ashtyn talks about armor. On one hand you have Ashtyn who thinks, "why didnt they use armor thats dumb" and yet without anymore information than she has Jon is already thinking of reasons why they wouldnt. It shows two different thought processes which clearly shows an intelligence gap between them. Like most of us who would wonder why they didnt have armor would think, "well maybe metal wasnt that cheap and youd need a lot of it to stop a musket, plus it would only be at best protecting the chest, plus it would be very heavy and soldiers back then didnt have trucks to carry them around they had to march. etc etc most people naturally think "well im sure they had reasons for not using armor" whereas people like Ashtyn assume that everyone else is just dumb and shed have ruled the world with her musket knights lol

@Shadowman4710

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good point. Jon clearly isn't stupid. He's capable of reasoning. He just doesn't have the necessary information to really know what he's talking about. Ashtyn on the other hand....has huge tracts of land.

@matthewsteele99

4 жыл бұрын

i actually thought the same thing lol

@mechanomics2649

Жыл бұрын

She probably doesn't have nearly the amount of exposure to that kind of thing he does. Pretending that "intelligence" is an objective, quantifiable thing and treating lack of it like it's some kind of moral failing is, ironically enough, awfully ignorant.

@koreancowboy42

Жыл бұрын

Her only reasoning is "Everyone's dumb" when everyone in that time period was probably smarter than her considering she acts like they haven't thought about it.

@ShinyAvalon

10 ай бұрын

I don't think it's so much an intelligence gap as a patience gap. Jon seems to willing to pause and try to speculate on things, whereas Ashtyn has _zero_ patience with anything she's not acquainted with.

19:02 Every second I listen I can feel more and more of my brain cells dying and I simply cannot bear the agony of being forced to having to force my ears to bear such a disgraceful noise.

@thekingshussar1808

3 жыл бұрын

Kim Kardashian Voice: *BUT THEY DINT USE ARMOOOUUUURRRR*

Jesus Christ I’ve never felt so much pain watching a video of people reacting to a video in my entire life.

It is quite comical seeing a foot soldier wear modern headphones 10/10 👌

@TheCsel

5 жыл бұрын

Imperator Salt Formerly LMS 5588 they are actually 1815 style earmuffs standard issue for the troops in the Orkney islands

@alancrane4693

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't hear the tank

@burningnapalm4436

5 жыл бұрын

Love the picture of the Tiger I in your profile picture

@kameradin8964

5 жыл бұрын

British soldier listening to american communications 1775 colorized

@Gordons1888

5 жыл бұрын

AThrowableKnight it’s 131 in bovington with me vape nayshing in the front

I love how Ashtyn struggled to remember what a machine gun is called and had to ask Jon for help. “I think they were all stupid. They should have had…um…what’s it called? The one that keeps going?” “……………….Machine guns?” “Yeah.”

20:06 here we see brandon f visibly dying inside. for a good minute or so.

@historyarmyproductions

4 жыл бұрын

Can you blame The man? I certainly Don't.

Their comments about armor were painful to listen to. Never mind the fact that individual soildiers in WW1 WW2 and I believe Korea didn't wear armor either for a lot of the same reasons. And its not like they didn't try either. Attempts were made in WW1 that didnt pan out. The flak jackets of WW2 were too bulky for a soldier on the frontline and were mostly given Air and Naval Personnel. Flak jackets were not adopted by frontline personnel until Vietnam from what I recall, and to call them bulletproof would be a bit of a stretch.

@Seriona1

5 жыл бұрын

Hence the term Flak Jacket, it's not made for stopping you getting shot, it's made so you can survive better if a grenade or light explosive goes off in your face.

@grizzlyburn160

5 жыл бұрын

@@Seriona1 A fair point. I should have probably gone into a little more detail.

@Seriona1

5 жыл бұрын

@@grizzlyburn160Well to be fair, it's a common misconception about the armor. I am sure it can stop some small arm calibers but the purpose was due to how warfare changed with guerilla warfare hence why the jacket became useful. While the US did experience a bit of guerilla warfare in WWII and Korea, it wasn't until Vietnam where the enemy specifically Viet Cong made use of light explosives.

@grizzlyburn160

5 жыл бұрын

@@Seriona1 Funny enough i was going to mention how i still sometimes use the terms "flak" and "bulletproof" interchangeably, but I was sure if it was that big of a misconception, or I was just an idiot. Feels good to know the only idiots here are Ashtyn and Jon. More Ashtyn than Jon in this particular video.

@Seriona1

5 жыл бұрын

They are dumb, watch their video of D-day from Saving Private Ryan. It hurts. I think the Flak Jacket is technically bulletproof to a degree but it's not going to stop large caliber fire but I think NATO doesn't issue them for this reason, it's to help against light explosive. Like safety glass on your car, it can stop bullets, it's not designed for it.

20:39 British high command recieving the news of the crushing defeat at Isandlwana

@edwardaugustus9680

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds correct.

One interesting aspect of the Longbow vs Musket discussions I seldom see is about Janissaries: they were professional soldiers (as in, had soldiery as a full-time occupation) and were trained since a very young age to do so. Nevertheless, they used firearms instead of bows. I think that is a clear sign that whichever advantages the bows presented, military commanders of the time regarded firearms as superior.

Ashtyn & Jon: "Why wouldn't they wear armour?" Seventeenth Century Soldiers: "We did!" Wow, to be so dense to think that militaries got dumber and dropped the use of armour by the end of the 17th century for no reason...

@matthiuskoenig3378

4 жыл бұрын

technically heavy cavalry still wore armour well into the 19th century. hell french heavy cavalry wore them into ww1.

@Tareltonlives

3 жыл бұрын

Von Bredow's death ride accidentally gave a good impression

@user-os2vu7nr6i

2 жыл бұрын

Also Seventeenth Century Soldiers: "And it made us big fat targets for their musketeers, so we dropped them and pick a musket instead."

Also if these people aren’t careful Brandon might colonize them.

@Lv-sl3rm

5 жыл бұрын

Well if that person has a flag they might be safe.

@viveka2994

5 жыл бұрын

colonize them.... If you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@louisbaker4362

5 жыл бұрын

Colonise is such a strong term. I prefer the term "enforced opium trade deals".

@mattmcdonald4033

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lv-sl3rm remove the flag no flag colonize

Mmm the subtlety in the insults. Feels good man.

"I'll just stay at home" (cannon blows up house)

It's funny to think but in 200 years we're probably gonna have people reacting to today like "omg why didn't they use energy shields",

That brilliant princess couldn't survive a week in the 1930s, let alone the 18th century.

@groherzogtummapping867

5 жыл бұрын

How *could* she survive? WITHOUT MAKEUP?!

@lukatomas9465

5 жыл бұрын

@@groherzogtummapping867 makeup is thousands of years old.

@groherzogtummapping867

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukatomas9465 It's called a joke. And also, makeup may have existed back then but was limited in accessibility, usually only nobles could even afford it.

@thereyougoagain1280

4 жыл бұрын

ATAHistory EN in the 1930s, makeup was accessible to most women. Even in the 19th century, there was at least some makeup most women could access.

@sethleoric2598

4 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest she could... now I'm not too sure... get... small pox?

20:13 When you order all your cavalry to charge at unsuspecting infantry, you then pay attention to another side of the map. When you go back to check on them they have all shattered because the infantry moved into square formation. RIP Brandon, we were all brought to pure terror and anguish when hearing what they had to say about armour.

@groherzogtummapping867

5 жыл бұрын

Empire and Napoleon Total War fams will know how relatable that is...

@bobbemis8911

5 жыл бұрын

@@groherzogtummapping867 Dragoons are best as mounted infantry for hit and runs, trust me, the charges aren't worth it

@groherzogtummapping867

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbemis8911 Yeah, but I had been learning to play cav in Medieval II, so my style of cav play is pretty much outdated in Empire. Also I can't see how useful can a unit of 60 infantrymen be. Honestly I just prefer to use light dragoons, they work more like mounted lines and don't need to unmount in order to shoot. They fit my style of multiplayer gameplay better, and in single cav is useless anyway. At least from what I managed to observe in my prettu short 100 hours of gameplay.

@lukatomas9465

5 жыл бұрын

@@groherzogtummapping867 Dragoon were mounted infantry.

@groherzogtummapping867

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukatomas9465 You're simplifying it a lot. Besides, I'm talking about a game called Total War EMPIRE (and NAPOLEON by proxy)

"The cat is the most entertaining thing so far." Brandon delivers the facial! He is hanging from the rim, with no regard for human life!

@merafirewing6591

Жыл бұрын

The cat is the real hero of the video.

“Why don’t they just use armour” *soldier struggling to move around in 3 inch thick steel armour*

@baronprocrastination1722

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke, but three inches of metal armor sounds too thick even for tanks lol.

@calebhastey1042

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no if you look at tanks even a Sherman would blow that out of the water with up to 7 inches of steel plating in places, a heavier or more modern tank? Even the lighter armour is probably thicker than that

@koreancowboy42

2 жыл бұрын

French Heavy cavalry Cuirass: am I a joke to you?

@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308

2 жыл бұрын

@Korean cowboy 42 They had horses. That’s different.

Brandon F. is the one who donated $750 to Ashtyn&Jon so they would make a video about The Armchair Historian, thus re-propelling him back into relevance and giving Brandon an excuse to make a pedantic video about them. #conspiracytheories

@jeantag1440

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

Shhh, not too loudly!

@sheagillis3765

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon F. Have you seen Sharpe? Horn blower? If so, what do you think about these two series?

@death69k

5 жыл бұрын

I want to believe.

@ostrowulf

5 жыл бұрын

@@sheagillis3765 He has made a number of, often not exactly fawning, comments on Sharpe. So that is a for sure yes. I have not seen him comment on Hornblower though.

"...the bookshelf behind you, with antique books that you've never actually read, but they certainly make you feel very important?" Never have truer and more relatable words been spoken.

@abnormalabner5362

3 жыл бұрын

There speaks the anti-intellectual, glorying in ignorance. Better not to project your own inadequacies in reading on to others.

The whole time that chick was talking about how stupid it was to not have thick armor on the troops, I just kept thinking "She is too familiar with Daddy's credit card."

@mechanomics2649

Жыл бұрын

What a weird ass leap in logic.

Ryan is actually their history teacher and he just wanted them to study for exam they had

They're like a case study for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Ashtyn & Jon aren't exactly the most intellectual of channels, I've never actually seen them actually say anything worthwhile, they don't even seem to understand the content they are viewing in any way. it gets even worse with the warhammer 40k videos when you can tell they don't have any clue what they are talking about. the only reaction channel I watch, every now and then, are the renegades who actually discuss topics similar to the videos, their reaction video to "what if the purge was real" causes an in depth discussion about anarchy and world governments. whereas Ashtyn and Jon just sit there.

@BrandonF

5 жыл бұрын

They.,.have 40k video reactions? Oh, for the love of the Omnissiah....

@jameswhite153

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonF yes, don't watch them. they are rage inducing.

@SonsOfLorgar

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrandonF truly, don't, it feels as if you brain had an orkoid spore infection...

@williamtimonen6814

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think the Renegades can be pretty cool to watch. Or similar videos where the video is so much more than the reaction part, so there is atleast something other than the original video going into it.

@SuckMyRightToe

5 жыл бұрын

I found them through British comedy reactions. They miss basic context clues and blame cultural differences for not understanding jokes, it's amusing. Though the history of war or Warhammer lore is a lost cause for sure.

Medieval Warriors: use swords and bows These idiots: why didn’t they just use machine guns and tanks. They were so stupid

@brianstabile165

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Siri when was the machine gun made The first machine guns were created in the 1860s-1890s

7:00 that "Ryan, why?" absolutely killed me

4:55 750 dollars... And grampa keeps telling me hard work is the best way to get rich... That's more than I make in a good week, and that's before taxes!

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

3 жыл бұрын

You need audacity, a good ability to speak publicly, and con people, and no small amount of luck, to get away with something like this.

I think another point about the bayonet, is that bayonets were often used after the gun has been fired, and thus empty. Plugging the barrel of an empty gun, especially a musket, doesn't make the gun less effective any more than putting pants on a dead skunk helps the stench.

@Marveryn

5 жыл бұрын

normally when order to fix Bayonet the enemy is danger close. Otherwise you have time time to reload for one more volley. So by that time you may not need to fire again. but with the improvement it allow to fix it sooner not wasting time for them to get closer.. if they start to flee or find time to reload you can without removing it. but like Brandon said stuff like that just don't happen. Its kind of like the remote. Ashley would look at the tv and wonder why there nob to change the channel when you can use the remote. Cause princess the tech for the remote haven't been invented and the idea on how to crafted haven't been thought about as it was being invented. Gawd hearing her make me wonder if she even went to school.

@Yingyanglord1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Marveryn also it's interesting some tactics used against plug bayonet were false charges which could be quite deadly

I was so happy to find myself so invested in this cauldron abandoned in Napoleonic Spain, that I had completely forgotten about Jon and Ashtyon.❤

I watched the where they reacted to zulu and they called them African Americans lol

@thekingshussar1808

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT, SERSLY?? LMAO

@VisualdelightPro

3 жыл бұрын

Wwhat lol lmao