"My wife is imprisoned. I didn't even notice she was gone." *hovers over "plot to kill" button*

"Sorry son, I know you feel like I'm abandoning you, and its because I am" Man what a great father Arumba is

22:18 ''There are people saying he's been in our prison for 65 years... lets keep him around for a while.'' xD

8:56 Theodora asks, 'Why do people die?' Well Theodora, it's because Arumba plotted for them to be killed.

@timothymclean

5 жыл бұрын

The best part is, that happened right after one of his plots was discovered.

I don't realise quite how much of a psycho Arumba is when watching his videos until it's cut together like this.

"Oh no, we're ill! This is perfect, we're gonna die now!" Ah, the things Crusader Kings makes you say.

"patient gluttonous and shy" sounds like me.

Amazing montage. Jabir is the family pet hahahahhaha

Murdering entire dynasties is literally the main reason for me wanting to get CKII

Man, what an impressive work. Thank you.

"Speaking of Judaism..." I died

@timothymclean

5 жыл бұрын

"Dad, this guy's family keeps borrowing money and then expelling his creditors as soon as he has it. This doesn't seem like a wise business decision." "It'll be fine. It's risky, yes, but I've charged him higher interest to account for that. If we don't get kicked out, we could afford-" "Sorry, sir, but you're to leave the country immediately. Don't send debt collectors." "..." "Alright, maybe this _was_ a bad idea."

If only Arumba knew to get mercenaries

At first you try to be a good lord but after 500 hr you end up trying to be a good eugenicist

01:28 "Father, why did you leave me!?" TTnTT

Plot to kill, plot to kill, plot to kill! Am I already plotting to kill her? Yes! Good.

you're awesome for making these! does arumba himself watch them?

@LongGameShort

7 жыл бұрын

I posted them to his subreddit, he at least watched the first one, as far as I know. And thank you

@despair7887

7 жыл бұрын

superguy911 he just tweeted this video

Keep it up man, these are really amazing

All Abd al-Rahmans in history disliked this video.

Good God, Aurelio III is this game's Henry VIII.

@Warpwaffel

6 жыл бұрын

More murderous.

Quality, simple but highly enjoyable nutshelling of Arumba.

love this format

Death! Destruction! Awesome Sauce!!!

your doing gods work! keep it up : D

#Freejabir

Nice work.

You're a savior !

I have to omit, this was great. I laugh a long time, great work and keep it up...

It seems Arumba's dynasty is notorious for having small trouts between their legs, considering all of the spouses enjoy cheating.

why did the umyaads have a norse bird as their flag?

@ShidaiTaino

7 жыл бұрын

Lukecis it was a bug. It's fixed now.

I still have no idea how to play this game and i don't own it, but it's fun to watch...

@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946

3 жыл бұрын

there is a LOT of stuff KZreadrs don't bother doing because it's not part of the playthrough, so it's even funner to play. Also it's free now in case you're worried.

@lush.hayden

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946 It's okay I learned and I know how to play CK2 lol, still not very good at it tho

@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946

3 жыл бұрын

@@lush.hayden can't believe it's been 2 years and you still replied, that being said I'm an idiot and had no clue your comment was from 2018 lol

@lush.hayden

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946 LOL It's cool I am still trash at the game

@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946

3 жыл бұрын

@@lush.hayden me to lmao I have 140 hours and just figured out you have to fabricate a claim on the capital of a country to get a claim on the whole duchy.

Once I had a playthrough where I married my son to a genius girl. Turns out; my son is gay; and she as well. Didnt stop them from having the "we only married for court; but love is blossoming" event. Which was fine. But then my new son throws me out of the window (I was raising him and he may have gotten the event) and killed me in the process; and a few years later HE; the son; then gets the event for "I think Hermea (the gay mother) might fancy me". Which was hilarious; but it became even more insane when I realized the SON WAS GAY ALSO. So I had them fuck, and promptly she gets pregnant; and gives birth to a girl; which then turns out....to be gay as well. 10/10 in communication; sexual clarity and insanity.

CKII. The only time in which blatant anti-semitism, sexism and homophobia is okay within context. Because my gay Jewish wife costs me money dammit.

@rustyshackleford1508

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, it's always okay! :)

Nomadic Najera

More like house de casterly rock. :D