Arrange Marriage | Stand up comedy by Amit Tandon
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I had an Arranged Marriage, a concept that people feel is getting obsolete. But I still believe in it because I would have been single otherwise
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He is an educated and cultured person. Unfortunately most of these standalone comedians think that the success lies in using all the dirty words in the name of modernism and liberalism. They will know how badly they are mistaken if they watch Ameet Tandon. Well done buddy. Really appreciate your presentation.
@nazmaismail879
Жыл бұрын
😊1 l
@Brokendreammaker766
10 ай бұрын
Nickelodeon 😑🩴
@aperson2020
10 ай бұрын
Absolutely correct. Amit is the Gold standard of hilarious, intelligent and imaginative, clean comedy. ❤❤❤❤❤
@_funworld
8 ай бұрын
,🙂🙏
@rajnandi2911
7 ай бұрын
So true
Amit Tandon - the king of clean and sensible stand up comedy.
@loltube6410
4 жыл бұрын
Mast.
@hogrider5223
4 жыл бұрын
Ishaan Singla balls
@anupamgundre2666
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. We need this type of standup comedians. Nowadays every comedian is just all about using abusive words.
@ayushimishra1912
Жыл бұрын
He speaks very sensible
Fathers conversation starts with weather and ends with modi. Truest statement
@princebhai2755
3 жыл бұрын
Do you like modi? Honest question bro?
@princebhai2755
3 жыл бұрын
@Harsh Raval bro 😂😂😂
@omkarshinde3192
3 жыл бұрын
hamare yaha direct modii se hi start aur modi pr hi khatam hoti hai
@izanmohammed3584
3 жыл бұрын
@@princebhai2755 no iam not a big fan.. as our pm he isnt doing that great. Ever since he came most of our statistics in terms of gdp and many others have been decreasing, many important topics have been pushed aside. Many important people in the BJP still believe in cast and do not respect nor do they think of the lower cast like dalits, and mainly he doesnt treat all religion equally. It's pretty clear that he doesnt liem muslims. And many BPJ candidates in the top have said terrible things about muslims too..
@izanmohammed3584
3 жыл бұрын
@Harsh Raval that's not the only reason.. u think we just hate every non muslim?? That's not how it works, some of my closest friends are non muslims. We cant follow other religions but are told to respect others and their choices. U think I hate modi cuz hes a hindu??, the party my family voted for, their leader isnt a Muslim.. I've explained it pretty clearly in the comment I just made now. He doesnt treat religion equally and as a leader he is supposed to help everyone irrespective of their religion
I love your self-deprecating humor. Thanks for being a clean comedian. My story is just the opposite. I was an engineer too. I was scared of arranged marriage. Somehow I developed courage in USA and have been happily married to a beautiful woman of Chinese descent for almost 30 years. We need more comedians like you.
The only standup comedian who can be enjoyed without headphones n his videos can be shown to parents too. No use of strong language nothing like that. Pure comdey.❤️😍
@anupriyaagrawal7773
4 жыл бұрын
True.. I too show my mom..
@amanchaudhary1616
4 жыл бұрын
Khareed le bhai headphones
@abhishekravoor
4 жыл бұрын
@@amanchaudhary1616 i was being metaphoric about how pure his comdey is🙌🏻 #headphones_hai
@abhishekravoor
4 жыл бұрын
@@anupriyaagrawal7773 same here🙌🏻
@KhajanJoshi
4 жыл бұрын
There is one more anubhav bassi
No abusive language No double meaning No below the belt punches Still he made everyone laugh... That's the talent
@hogrider5223
4 жыл бұрын
Akash Jadhav balls
@rawheatny
4 жыл бұрын
Amit Tandon is a genius
@callsigncrusader9877
4 жыл бұрын
Right
@spottech5658
4 жыл бұрын
Is there anything wrong in double meaning jokes?
@charubansal1980
4 жыл бұрын
Well said👍
No gali, no sex, no vulgarity only pure comedy, that's call stand up real comedy
I love his comedy. Rich in humour, no unnecessary buildups, rich in content and delivered in a calm pace. No slangs or bad words makes his comedy so classy. Superb.
The man who make everyone laugh without using any abuse words. Hats off to him 👍👍
@deepikakhare3791
4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@deepikakhare3791
4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@tabuhafeez9810
4 жыл бұрын
True
@greenspidy2222
4 жыл бұрын
Harsh Dewangan kzread.info/dash/bejne/hpd91c-hhLnagLg.html
@geabae5622
4 жыл бұрын
Wait! Let me go buy a hat first, put it on my hat, start this video again, and put my hat off.....
father wala epic tha 😂😂 father's conversation starts with weather end with Modi
@loltube6410
4 жыл бұрын
Hi hello my name Circuit.
@hejabnoorkhan4056
3 жыл бұрын
Hy
@wilsonsensei2445
3 жыл бұрын
@@hejabnoorkhan4056 bhai wo ladka hai
@priyankamaihar4179
2 жыл бұрын
Totally epic....funny knowing this is a common trait among all fathers
@Shivamkumar-ct4xo
2 жыл бұрын
@@priyankamaihar4179 Hui😅
Well those who don't know, this guy already has a Netflix special. I enjoyed that show a lot along with my parents. Great job man! Keep bringing clean comedy, we need more of such guys
That "Bengali Hoti toh" was Epic ❤️❤️
जो आदमी confidently झूठ बोल सकता है उसकी हो जाएगी और हम रह जाएंगे ।👍🤣 100% right
@agahpashtollah4753
2 жыл бұрын
उपर से दहेज भि नहीं मिलेगा
@vijayd2982
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ri8
The Only Stand Up Comedian... who's Jokes are most funnier without using any abuse or vulgar words.
@rajneeshjaswal8688
4 жыл бұрын
Sharma g ka launda bhi toh hai
@srstudio5090
4 жыл бұрын
same words for him...........from me................
@susiladutta1433
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@hogrider5223
4 жыл бұрын
SUDIP ROY balls
@KPLChannel
4 жыл бұрын
@@rajneeshjaswal8688 Obviously bro nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 Subscriber Thanks 💐🔥👍
"Mai usi ko Haan karunga jo mujhe Haan karegi" 😂😂😂
One of the finest comedian seen from last 5 years with utmost decency...
Hats off to u sir No vulgarity The only person who can b watched with family Keep it up
@maheshswa
4 жыл бұрын
100% Agree
@harpreetmaan4426
4 жыл бұрын
Rajat Chauhan ka naam suna hai
@suprumalik8174
4 жыл бұрын
Xtrme Gaming Zone I was about to comment the same
@hogrider5223
4 жыл бұрын
Harish Mishra balls
I am from Bangladesh and I love how you make us laugh without being vulgar. Hats off
No abusive language No vulgarity no cheap comments or double meaning shit Clean heartstabbing heartwarming pure comedy Mashallah Mashallaha Real talented guy .keep it up bhai sahab Lots of praises and prayers Had a hearty laugh enjoyed every bit of it with family and friends and shared it to near and dear ones as well .. Jazakallaha Khair May Allah bless u and your family with health and happiness .Aameen... As you are spreading peace love and happiness through your witty humourous comedy around the globe .. Jazakallaha Khair for entertaining us.. Mrs Zaheeruddin Ahmed From Hyderabad Deccan India
@jaihindvandemataram4043
2 жыл бұрын
Tabassum, Amit Tandon will now be hosting his show on Sab TV.
I have met 3 arranged marriage guys in CCD. Now i believe that place is jinxed 😂
Amit sir just nailed it from his jokes on childhood relationshil with his father brother jokes drinking jokes school jokes college jokes marriage jokes holiday jokes all the jokes resemble so much to the life of people born in 60s to 90s. And they are so true to it.
loved the comment ' bengali hoti, to jake blog bhi liklhti'
@siladitya1985
4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. To come and like it. 😂😂
@macverse7121
4 жыл бұрын
What was this in reference to tho?
@sharmisthasarkar2589
4 жыл бұрын
@@macverse7121 bcz Bengali families r very much liberal and modern and here daughters r brought up independently, and equal to the sons.no discrimination on the basis of sex or anything for that matter.
@sharmisthasarkar2589
4 жыл бұрын
i was searching for this too🤣🤣🤣
@postedbefore69yearsand4
4 жыл бұрын
@@sharmisthasarkar2589 no offence, But now I understand why i get so many bengali girls in po*n videos.😅😅
" bengali hoti, to jake blog bhi liklhti" - this is intelligent usage of stereotype ... unlike fish jokes by many others
@akhileshtiwari8215
3 жыл бұрын
Ab Jake tu blog likh le ispr 🤣🤣
@vamsikrishna3855
2 жыл бұрын
Left lib gadhe hote hai.. isliye
@gratitudetouniverse2689
2 жыл бұрын
Who did he taunted here?
His punchline is too good! 😂
Mausam se modi😂😂😂😂 And mai usiko haan boloonga jo muje haan bolegi🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌😂 Every joke you said., everyone can relate with himself.. this is the best quality of yours..
Tandon sahab is the face of real and mature comedy and only comedy without using vulgarity
@loltube6410
4 жыл бұрын
Hi The you are.
The best real life stand up comedian who basically have united the whole nation as each n everyone of any age group can Enjoy Mr Tandon's stand up. Hats off
I adore his neat n clean comedy. By the way my hubby is also Mechanical Engineer 👨💻. Arrange marriage
No loos talk or cheap wording , steals the show , love from Pakistan 😍
@materockk1579
4 жыл бұрын
What about kashmir ? Your sister mother also dance on Indian songs ? Hypocrite basterd.
@hardikranjan2300
4 жыл бұрын
@@materockk1579 this actually tells a lot about your upbringing.... You should be ashamed..
@NiceEyeballs
4 жыл бұрын
@@materockk1579 get fucked dude
@shanusinha4679
3 жыл бұрын
True bro😊
The last one was epic!!!
@nayaabnayu7935
4 жыл бұрын
Sarso ka tel lga tha means?
@ranjeet0407
4 жыл бұрын
@@nayaabnayu7935 I also
@akb8239
4 жыл бұрын
@@nayaabnayu7935 It mean that he had applied mustard oil on his hair.
@viveknaik001
4 жыл бұрын
@@nayaabnayu7935 it means mummy ne kaha tha tabhi laga ke aaya hai => mommy's boy => bohot seedha ladka hai Or if someone had a girlfriend, it implies ladka apni pasand ka karta hai.. independent
@nayaabnayu7935
4 жыл бұрын
@@viveknaik001 oooo thanks
We r decoding coffee muffins... meanwhile u go decide whether to spend life together or not......😂😂😂😂 so true.... U take more time to buy a cell phone than than.....
"Sarso ka tel" 😂😂😂
I laughed way too loud at the dog and kidney scenario and at the sarson ka tel part 🤣🤣 I'm constantly amazed by Amit's ability to observe the smallest details and find humor in them - moments that we all know of but never thought of in this way. Like the example from his special about kids fighting and saying, "Papa woh mujhe dekh raha hai." My boyfriend and I burst out laughing at that joke. Way too relatable.
@vipull8371
4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand that sarso ka tel part...what does that mean??
@dn5441
2 жыл бұрын
@@vipull8371 means a person who is dating will not apply sarson ka tel because of its strong smell... Ab samjha?
This man's jokes are highly relatable
Clean and neat comedy , Amit Tandon never insult Hindu God's 👍🏻👍🏻
Thats the comedy that i can watch with my family. This guy is a smart gentleman and ppl rightly say that smart people are usually funny. Realistic comedy that i can relate with...hats off to you sir
king of clean comedy. great observations.
cooking js sexist nailed it man 😂😂
@kamaldeeppunia9983
4 жыл бұрын
@Shaan S beacause iska matlab ye hua ladki sirf ghar k kam krne k leyak h 😂😂
@njoy51
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's sexist .. if the spouse is a homemaker, the husband/wife would expect him/her to cook and if both are working, hire a cook
@kamaldeeppunia9983
4 жыл бұрын
@@njoy51 i agree nd man are best shef u hear any women sher name rearly but feminist like neha Dhupia belive that it is sexist 😂😂
@zebidaparveen4549
4 жыл бұрын
@@kamaldeeppunia9983 oooooo hahahahshshsh
He’s stand up comedy is clean, family can watch
Really man ....take a bow.. clean comedy healthy comedy has a perfect example: Amit Tandon..
The best part of your standup is there is no doble meaning no nonveg and i can show it to my parents 😎😘
@ds975
2 жыл бұрын
Bro one day you will find a mature way to say what you mean without using the term "non-veg" 😂😂
Sir aapki comedy itni clean hai ke mazaa aa jata hai... You prove that bad languages are not needed for comedy...
Your jokes are so real that not a single person (A man or a woman) can say that none of the jokes relates to him or her. On top of that they are pure and without any vulgarity.
OMG...I watched it so many times...evergreen comedy....Amit Tandon is miles ahead of others guys
No vulgarity.no bad words.just pure humar ....that's why u are my all time favourite .
Sarson ka tel had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
damn! the cool guy I ever seen, the way he is narrating and body language, calm and deliver content to the audience with equal responding fans. I mean too good yr too good.
This guy is the best (cleanest) comedian I have seen in the recent times.
The end was like I dnt hv words. Love ur comedy
@loltube6410
4 жыл бұрын
Hi The this is a.
@Manworld143
4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain the ending joke
@zetaforever4953
4 жыл бұрын
@@Manworld143 putting sarso tel in your hair basically indicates that you're uncool or old fashioned. Which is why the girl probably assumed that he was too lame to have had a girlfriend, since he still put sarso ka tel in his hair, which is something kids are usually forced to do by their moms.
@Manworld143
4 жыл бұрын
@@zetaforever4953 😂🤣🤣😅 Thanks for your note....
इस विपदा की घड़ी में आपका ये हास परिहास एक संजीवनी की भांति आया है। धन्यवाद। 🙏 Ohh abhi main ramayan dekh ke aaya tha😊😊😊
@healthylifstylewithme
4 жыл бұрын
😂love it
@1510niks
4 жыл бұрын
l
Best stand up comedian without using abusive language . Hats off sir
This is so relatable because we all have older brothers/sisters/cousins in our family for whom our parents/uncles and aunts do exactly what he said. Then we get to hear these same stories from them. 🙂
Sab nee Muffins mangwaliye saath me 🤣 hilarious
The only comedian after VIR Das who has got a Netflix special. Watch it guys. Ek number 👍👍
A person who can make laugh kids to senior citizens ( whole family ) very very clean show always eager to listen him again & again .
Too good man, after a long time seen such comedian, his personality reflects his education, Which others are lacking.
Hats off. So detailed observations. Phd on arrange marriages.
211 dislikes from Cafe Coffee Day employees
@njoy51
4 жыл бұрын
Cafe coffee day is now in shambles with debts over 6000 Cr. and its founder no more
@thewhitene9746
4 жыл бұрын
Prem studio
@trouvailletrolls3885
4 жыл бұрын
And prem studio too
@KPLChannel
4 жыл бұрын
@@thewhitene9746 😂 Obviously bro Kher guys please can i get 1 Subscriber Thanks 💐🔥👍
@madhuram.6771
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
This video is finished and I was like :- " Bas itna hi tha"" 😂😂😜😜🤣🤣🤣 Story narration is superb, awesome. Mind blowing...👏👏👏👏👏
Too good laughing like anything 🤣first time such a pure comedy standup
Best one sir a fan from Pakistan.
Mechanical engineer here 😂😂 can relate to everything
@loltube6410
4 жыл бұрын
The top right of the comment.
@shazanchaudhry
4 жыл бұрын
Same bhaii
He is not only the best comedian , a much more better human 🙏🙏
Love this guy .... Watched this epi so many many times!!! He is so real
Aaj do arrange marriage pe stand up comedy the other one is of rajat Chauhan 😂
@ishantpahwa1801
4 жыл бұрын
I was also thinking the same
@soham4786
4 жыл бұрын
True
@vickyrawani2747
4 жыл бұрын
Rajat wali video jyada achi hai
@anandsinghdhanik5139
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro .....I am going to watch it now... because...😂😂😂🤪
@sayaniMoitraofficial
4 жыл бұрын
Rajat ka dekhne ke bad hi aye h yaha 😁😁
Your wife is intelligent 👍
Love your content always, i always mention you are the only stand-up comedians that i know who doesn't uses filthy humour to entertain the audience. MUCH MUCH RESPECT. Bless you.😍😍😍😍😍😍
It's very hard to find stand up comedians these days without the crass language they use.. YOU ARE AN EXCEPTION & HOW ❤❤😍😍
The last one was damn epic 😂😂
The best ever comedy I have come across...simply superb, a huge thumbs up, stay blessed
True comedian.. Hats off to you Sir... I can recommend my parents as well to watch your videos. ☺️☺️
Liked this before even finishing the video, after hearing the cooking part lol
Bang on!!! You hit each and every single point with laser sharp accuracy and attention to detail ..... 💯👍👏😂.
Thanks Amit. This is the first stand-up video which I watched with my parents. They loved it. ☺️
I love the line " photo wali asli mein ladki milti hi nhi h " And that prem studio filters
amit is one of the most intelligent..smart and decent stand up comedian,,,that you can enjoy his every single show with your parents and family members like him and love his every jokes
Next time when i meet a girl for arrange marriage I'm definitely going to keep all these points in my mind 😎😁😉
That alto got me because i only have an alto at house
Brilliant .... I have seen such a clean comedy after ages .... I hv become a fan of ur talent and genuineness 👍
Clean Comedy with minute observations. Very good.
Lockdown mein shaadi Shuda logon ko yahi to chahiye. :D Amit Tandon You Rock. :D
8:27 girl is like mene apna photo bhi vahi edit karvaya tha 😂
@tanvi4670
4 жыл бұрын
Photo*
@abhishekravoor
4 жыл бұрын
@@tanvi4670 thanks Ma'am
@sukhchainsingh489
3 жыл бұрын
Bohat sahi observation 🤣🤣
Dear Amit, u r a great speaker and comedian. Love from Pakistan
I can totally relate to this... Just got engaged in June.... after struggling for 3 year 😆🤣🤣
Our whole family is your fan. You are never short of punch lines... always brimming with new ideas... very much connected to our lives... so natural. Always looking forward for your new videos. God bless you. You are so hilarious and sophisticated and graceful.
Amazing.... 👍 the only stand up comedian who can make people laugh without any abusing words..
Awesome! Very logical, intelligent and pure comedy!!!
He is extremely funny real down to earth guy. I love you Tandon
My husband is also a mechanical engineer and yes hamara love marriage hua h...😬
Don’t have to swear to be funny. Pure comedy relates to most of us. 👏
True..my husband is m.tech and has been a customer of Shaadi.com and we had arranged marriage
@PS-so5up
3 жыл бұрын
Well that means u r also a customer of shaadi.com😂😂😂😂
@CosmicCitiZenOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats Million Wishes 😄👍
@jintibaruah
3 жыл бұрын
@@PS-so5up no I am not...it's via my father's friend our marriage was arranged
@PS-so5up
3 жыл бұрын
@@jintibaruah anyway you are an arranged material 😂😂😂doesn't matter.,may you have a very bright future. and a happy married life
@IamRanJos
3 жыл бұрын
Aur use karo commercial agencies
He is a benchmark for sober and feeling fresh stand up comedian
I loved this set... so relatable and funny!!! Without any horribly unnecessary abusive words. Keep this going Mr. Tandon :)
I laugh at the bengali girl point
What light hearted sense of humour.. Amazing ❤️
He is a gem, very clean comedy and still a lot of laughter in that. Love from Pakistan
Only comedian jiski Comedy me abuse language ka use ni hota ❤️❤️❤️
So clean comedy !!! Loved it
O my god 😂😂😂 the sarson ka thell 😂😂😂 was epic
Comedy is possible without sex, activism, and abuse...