Armored Core 1 is a game for Insane People

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the magical adventures of Sigma Bones
Patreon - / skoriath
Twitter - / punished_umbra
Music:
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen - Death
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Character Select
Cry of Fear - Simon is Back
Hyper - Spoiler
Earthbound - Giygas theme
Monster Hunter 1 - Fatalis theme
Mick Gordon - Rip and Tear
Armored Core Master of Arena - 9
Armored Core 2 - Opinion of the Way
people in the video:
me(any pronouns) - red text
Stel(any pronouns) - black and teal text
Jackzander(he/him) - green text
Lucas(he/him) - pink text
Annie(she/they) - purple text
Death(he/him) - black and white text
Timestamps:
(0:00) Armored Core 1
(36:14) Armored Core Project Phantasma
(48:14) Armored Core Master of Arena
thumnbail drawing by DarkDeskes - darkdeskes?lang=es
Footage from these VODS:
Armored Core 1:
• Armored Core 1
• Armored Core 1 pt. 2
Armored Core Project Phantasma:
• [Armored Core Project ...
• [Armored Core Project ...
Armored Core Master of Arena:
• [Armored Core Master o...
• [Armored Core Master o...

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  • @saucind6424
    @saucind64246 ай бұрын

    Reward: 21000 Expenses: -18821 Balance: 2179 Skor: “Shit, this doin’ numbers.”

  • @kamanira
    @kamanira6 ай бұрын

    The fact Skoriath effortlessly crushed the triple Nineball encounter AND Seraph in one attempt and minimal effort is absolutely wild after how much Vaati hyped that fight up.

  • @Delmworks

    @Delmworks

    6 ай бұрын

    Clealry, Vaati needs to git gud.

  • @grimmreaper5349

    @grimmreaper5349

    6 ай бұрын

    Now you see, this just shows that SKOR HIMSELF is cracked. Not that the fights are easy

  • @Harpy-with-Legs

    @Harpy-with-Legs

    6 ай бұрын

    @@grimmreaper5349 skill issue

  • @strayednine8859

    @strayednine8859

    6 ай бұрын

    He is a gaming genius™

  • @DragonaxFilms

    @DragonaxFilms

    6 ай бұрын

    I mean, to be fair, Vaati was on original hardware.

  • @Hedoro_Latoureux
    @Hedoro_Latoureux6 ай бұрын

    It's like the equivalent of the moonlight greatsword he says in a game that contains the moonlight greatsword

  • @thomasquwack9503

    @thomasquwack9503

    Ай бұрын

    I was gonna say!

  • @dontec466
    @dontec4665 ай бұрын

    "No babe, that's a rhombus" I can't fucking breathe lmao. Please have them on for the the rest of this series, I can't live without them now.

  • @SaarkinCho
    @SaarkinCho2 ай бұрын

    "buy a tank with credit cards and don't pay the bill" is human+ when you think abt it

  • @leon2550
    @leon25506 ай бұрын

    11:48 i'm just imagining skor in the pilot seat, and his friends over comms huddled around a terminal watching this shit happen and going "oh god, oh my god"

  • @dreameater8548
    @dreameater85486 ай бұрын

    This video contains: - Planes - Looking up bound to trigger button - Doodle Jump - A gun that looks like a joint for a different gun - Weezer gun - Mispellings. Twice. - Bomb - Intentional Crimes against humanity - Sxixixixixixixi and his friend, the Voice (1) - Master of Technicality - Speedrunning the final boss fight two times in a row - Skipping the final boss fight entirely because you were too fed up - Phrog - Green Dog - All the other silly ACs - Intros that go extremely hard - THE ORGANISMS - The one time I decided to talk in chat and apparently all I said was pure brainrot - Discovering mechanics waaay too late into the game - Skor & Co just generally being a menace - Ganongorf 10/10 Would Armor my Core again (good job, bean sprout)

  • @fishbones8698

    @fishbones8698

    6 ай бұрын

    you forgot the curse of ra

  • @dreameater8548

    @dreameater8548

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@fishbones8698 I indeed forgot the Curse of Ra thanks dawg

  • @dreameater8548

    @dreameater8548

    6 ай бұрын

    Curse of Ra has been added to the list.

  • @ency3329

    @ency3329

    5 ай бұрын

    What about " *The Object* "?

  • @dreameater8548

    @dreameater8548

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@ency3329 that's the gun that looks like a joint for a different gun :D

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms6 ай бұрын

    I appreciate the blurring of background text to make the subtitles easier to read 👍

  • @kittykat5090

    @kittykat5090

    6 ай бұрын

    it's such a small detail but it's greatly appreciated!!!

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r6 ай бұрын

    I fucking love how creature-brained y'all are, you see a weapon you can't make sense of and you crowd around it like Jawas going "thing.....thing......th..object...."

  • @_thetophatman_
    @_thetophatman_6 ай бұрын

    58:45 that is so specific bro, you know he meant that shit😭

  • @CrucibleOfHate
    @CrucibleOfHate5 ай бұрын

    Skor you did not just say "It's like Armored Core's Moonlight Greatsword" The moonlight sword is armored core's moonlight sword

  • @RiderAerix
    @RiderAerix6 ай бұрын

    42:12 honestly that’d be more cost effective than trying to buy the games on eBay

  • @Emtwplays
    @Emtwplays6 ай бұрын

    This is one of those rare videos that I just did not want to end the whole time and then got actually sad when it ended lol. Absolute banger, so much effort must have gone into this cause it's soooo good.

  • @App1elele

    @App1elele

    6 ай бұрын

    instant fukcign classic

  • @masonwhite3698
    @masonwhite36983 ай бұрын

    The immense, burning secondhand fury I got at the cube section was unparalleled. Just watching that made me want to beat the designers over the head with a cube.

  • @lilchoto3
    @lilchoto35 ай бұрын

    Hey Skor, just wanted to provide an update on my Armored-Core-Brain-ed-ness: I have now beaten the first game, Project Phantasma, and Master of Arena. I never thought I would get this far considering that I wasn't really feeling AC1 at the start, but damn is this series of games like, actually really good. I keep rewatching this video, too, I don't know why, it's just funny, and maybe my brain is installed backwards and I can't get over this game. I hear the Raven's Nest theme in my sleep. I'm actually on this page because I was checking this video to steal your AC build to fight Nine-Ball at the end of Master of Arena, I got insanely lucky and hit him with my last quad laser shot at 68 AP left, so thanks for the build, I guess. anyways, excited for the AC2 video! I'm gonna go get cracking on the EX Arena and get my snot rocked

  • @scorpio0494
    @scorpio04946 ай бұрын

    40:50 in all honesty, I can definitely see kokonoe being a streamer

  • @RudyG.Numpad
    @RudyG.Numpad3 ай бұрын

    Your impression of Alucard killed me

  • @HollyBunnySilly
    @HollyBunnySilly3 ай бұрын

    the organisms got me hopping from foot to foot while flapping my hands i love you the organisms 😭❤️❤️❤️

  • @JackDout
    @JackDout6 ай бұрын

    Quads are really good in ac1, and you had pretty strong weapons for it too. You just had a better match up, as must of it's hits just missed, or colided with your projectiles. If you were taller, considering you didn't move much at the start of the fight you would've died. But in this case, Nineball couldn't beat the match up.

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiruАй бұрын

    Armored Core is a series where a character will be named ‘Testicle Forger’ and his symbol is a hand holding the world, because it reflects that he has not just company CEOs by the balls, but the whole world itself.

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel6 ай бұрын

    AC 1 was a very fleshed out mech game for it's time, dang

  • @scorpio0494
    @scorpio04946 ай бұрын

    This game blows the entirety of all the games on pc rn out of the water

  • @Minty17
    @Minty176 ай бұрын

    A full hour of SlimyWrath? Hell yeah.

  • @themelonzone38
    @themelonzone386 ай бұрын

    45:20 you thought we wouldn't notice the old world fatalis theme?

  • @mrhbombman
    @mrhbombman6 ай бұрын

    Skoriath going through Armored Core? This ought to be good.

  • @rainwayva
    @rainwayva6 ай бұрын

    I forgot about how roasted I got for having free will :(

  • @thelettuceclub
    @thelettuceclub6 ай бұрын

    That HUA Alucard impression was spot on. Do it more cause funny

  • @Pepagg8
    @Pepagg824 күн бұрын

    Fun fact: "Chronic hacker" was actually a defence of an infamous hacker in court

  • @TonyTama
    @TonyTamaКүн бұрын

    my favorite thought is imagining a Neko Skoriath violently mauling cute christmas themed pokemon.

  • @scorpio0494
    @scorpio04942 ай бұрын

    After all this time, I’m furious that this video isn’t performing as well as his hollow knight videos. This is still my favorite video he’s made.

  • @mintyfresh2281
    @mintyfresh22816 ай бұрын

    Hey is Stephen...yknow 💁‍♂️💅 (fatally lactose intolerant)

  • @ghasterra8950
    @ghasterra89506 ай бұрын

    this is the first video of yours that i am seeing and it has had me laughing harder than i have in YEARS

  • @jellyfish3269
    @jellyfish32696 ай бұрын

    Holy shit I think I just found my new favorite KZreadr. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @Trikipum
    @Trikipum6 ай бұрын

    funny, i remember finishing this game and playing it multiplayer for weeks non stop and we didnt even have dual shock joypads.. No analog sticks.. yeah..

  • @djoshawott2850

    @djoshawott2850

    6 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: I believe they aren't even compatible.

  • @goldenmajin4073

    @goldenmajin4073

    6 ай бұрын

    Armored Core as a series never used analog controls until the last two PS2 games@@djoshawott2850

  • @Yohan99999

    @Yohan99999

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@djoshawott2850unless you use a true analogs rom then no

  • @brotbrotsen1100

    @brotbrotsen1100

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@djoshawott2850Well don't know if they are but they don't make it easier that's for sure. Played it with a Ps4 controller and even if you bind the controls to the second stick, it does not make it any less "clunky" for a lack of a better word.

  • @S20TBL
    @S20TBL25 күн бұрын

    Wise man once said: playing a Souls game is straightforward, but playing an old hat Armored Core game requires you to calculate the annual GDP and balance your tax sheets

  • @nm3k511
    @nm3k5116 ай бұрын

    Despite finishing the story on AC1 trilogy (no human plus), only thing not done is the EX Arena on Master of Arena and prob do a run with Human Plus.

  • @karechikatsu
    @karechikatsu6 ай бұрын

    this was genuinely quite funny haha keep it up man!

  • @__8120
    @__812017 күн бұрын

    25:40 the lesser known Lhurgoyf, Ganongoyf

  • @thelaughingdragon32
    @thelaughingdragon326 ай бұрын

    This is a really good video!

  • @anthonyslaptheknee9344
    @anthonyslaptheknee93446 ай бұрын

    29:22 didn't expect this video to randomly become a second minecraft video

  • @reilly5005
    @reilly50053 ай бұрын

    Maybe I should play armored core (Also I didn’t realize that Annie transitioned until just now, good for her!)

  • @xithael8709
    @xithael87093 ай бұрын

    “I think this is what nier is about“ *oppenheimer onscreen*

  • @eat00002
    @eat000026 ай бұрын

    Im making my pfp green dog when this video is done

  • @Outta_Orbitt
    @Outta_Orbitt5 ай бұрын

    For some reason my twitter started playing I Am All Of Me from shadow the hedgehog at 43:19 out of nowhere. Made that Cutscene so much better.

  • @OmegaUberDeathbot
    @OmegaUberDeathbot6 ай бұрын

    Ah yes. AC1. The starting point for my love of robots.

  • @Harpy-with-Legs
    @Harpy-with-Legs6 ай бұрын

    I am instantly a fan, intro had me hooked. This is some quality content.

  • @eat00002
    @eat000026 ай бұрын

    i woke up four minutes in this shit ballin

  • @eat00002

    @eat00002

    6 ай бұрын

    im making my profile picture green dog

  • @maxwellvindman7212
    @maxwellvindman72126 ай бұрын

    the clients for attack urban center are the voices in your head

  • @aperson6376
    @aperson63766 ай бұрын

    Armoured Core 1 spotted, I can piss again!

  • @user-fl9zt1ks8k
    @user-fl9zt1ks8k2 ай бұрын

    I beat Valkyrie in the destroy gal center mission by flying to the roof of one of the buildings where he couldn't reach me before the timer ran out lol

  • @peakbow
    @peakbow5 ай бұрын

    I never did cleanse that curse.

  • @wallflowerxm
    @wallflowerxm6 ай бұрын

    this video is my new sleep aid thank you gaming genius

  • @Blahblahblah28504
    @Blahblahblah285042 ай бұрын

    I'm going to piss myself laughing the longer I fucking see you guys play this game. It's also amazing you beat Nineball Seraph rather quickly.

  • @OfficerQuavers
    @OfficerQuavers6 ай бұрын

    First vid here. That was absolutely hilarious. Good shit people! 😂

  • @teddyjohnson7527
    @teddyjohnson75276 ай бұрын

    VARIETY CORETENT GOATED

  • @MrThespyman
    @MrThespyman6 ай бұрын

    holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard until the freight train bit. subbed

  • @aliasmp4
    @aliasmp46 ай бұрын

    The best video on KZread.

  • @Alasanek
    @Alasanek14 сағат бұрын

    This was great

  • @MrTigracho
    @MrTigracho6 ай бұрын

    Man, this reminds me of those games that, while it had poor graphics, completely made up with gameplay mechanics

  • @thedicecorner3118
    @thedicecorner31186 ай бұрын

    not surprising to see seraph get cooked like that; it was really only hard with a midweight

  • @moodypessimist5375
    @moodypessimist53756 ай бұрын

    PEAK VIDEO

  • @felucianocedawowitsthegaygirl
    @felucianocedawowitsthegaygirl6 ай бұрын

    first time watching anything armored core related, i feel like this was the only right first experience and also last, i will never watch anything armored core related again, i already reached peak

  • @dhoffnun

    @dhoffnun

    6 ай бұрын

    As someone who has played every Armored Core game across thousands of hours... ...you right

  • @billythenarwhal1579

    @billythenarwhal1579

    5 ай бұрын

    Them discussing the chemical truck mission literally encapsulates the entire point of Armored Core.

  • @sailorsanqua
    @sailorsanqua6 ай бұрын

    Oh my god a hour long Skor video… bro are you okay?

  • @Skoriath

    @Skoriath

    6 ай бұрын

    I LOVE TYPING CAPTIONS I LOVE TYPING CAPTIONS

  • @derpi3438
    @derpi34383 ай бұрын

    47:27 gotta be one of my favourite gags

  • @Bridget_Gamin
    @Bridget_Gamin6 ай бұрын

    I love core I hope nine-ball gets screen time

  • @aristedes9449
    @aristedes94496 ай бұрын

    This is a certified Sigma Bones Moment

  • @eherden2169
    @eherden21696 ай бұрын

    Its good to have friends experience your struggle when dealing with the cubes platforms.

  • @legomania2427
    @legomania24276 ай бұрын

    This video gives me ‘The Russian Badger’ vibes. That is good.

  • @ilucasz
    @ilucasz2 ай бұрын

    42:00 Armored Core: Burping Phantasma.

  • @masontrevelyan2254
    @masontrevelyan22546 ай бұрын

    Seeing u guys play this game is me flashacks to being like 10

  • @antris292
    @antris2926 ай бұрын

    Yeah the game is for madmen and it is as subtle as a brick subtext? no it is just the text

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish56403 ай бұрын

    I regularly have thoughts abour The Organism From Armored Core 1

  • @valfrozz
    @valfrozz6 ай бұрын

    ITS HERE

  • @kamerona4723
    @kamerona47236 ай бұрын

    your core is now armored

  • @gamerman7861
    @gamerman78616 ай бұрын

    I'm gonna say it since noone else wants to... Stinger sounds like Hakumen

  • @Lglize_Grbulns49
    @Lglize_Grbulns496 ай бұрын

    Stinger really sounds like metal gear asmr

  • @YFANCubeShorts
    @YFANCubeShorts6 ай бұрын

    sigma bones is the best character of all time

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy49026 ай бұрын

    This gave me good laughs

  • @ilucasz
    @ilucasz2 ай бұрын

    I'm honestly really surprised you managed to kill Nine Ball Seraph on first try. Well, I guess that's just because Neco Arc is one of the most powerful characters in fiction, I guess...

  • @RyanLBC
    @RyanLBC6 ай бұрын

    did you guys end up getting the moonlight blade? i forgot what the mission was called but it was a mission with a ton of tunnels wth flames or fireballs coming at you

  • @Skoriath

    @Skoriath

    6 ай бұрын

    i got it off stream after i beat ac1 and used it in the expansions

  • @RyanLBC

    @RyanLBC

    6 ай бұрын

    oh nice , right on! btw you made me want to go back and play this on emulator. i dont know how i beat his game as a kid with the old control schemes. you'rea beast lol. if you ever try ac3, there's some a mod online that allows you to play with a fully modern control scheme via xbox or ps controller. @@Skoriath

  • @xavierwalko4175
    @xavierwalko41756 ай бұрын

    SUPER ROBOT WARS BABY

  • @yokai1235
    @yokai12356 ай бұрын

    you know you can map the strafing to the dpad and looking left and right for the bumpers it would had made the whole game easier

  • @masontrevelyan2254

    @masontrevelyan2254

    6 ай бұрын

    I know when u say it like that convince me they was trolling hard XD fromsoft that is

  • @dhoffnun
    @dhoffnun6 ай бұрын

    This right here - this is what KZread is for 👌

  • @PeppySweetheart
    @PeppySweetheart6 ай бұрын

    NEW SKOR VID!!!!!!!

  • @InfernoTune727
    @InfernoTune7276 ай бұрын

    You will never be nine ballin' ngl

  • @drwilyecoyote5357
    @drwilyecoyote53575 ай бұрын

    lol, north really be in here tryna disavow his games' parentage. 40:18

  • @lucaszarate4161
    @lucaszarate41616 ай бұрын

    Oh lord, I forgot what I said during this stream. I have so much regret Also lol Also Also Hi Skor

  • @artisan2906
    @artisan29066 ай бұрын

    how did you get the OG ac font. how.

  • @Skoriath

    @Skoriath

    6 ай бұрын

    that's not the armored core font, that's chronotrigger, and i just googled it

  • @artisan2906

    @artisan2906

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Skoriath NICE!

  • @HekateMGO
    @HekateMGO6 ай бұрын

    Now that you've finished these games with the awkward original controls, there's a romhack by VanLaser that implements actual dual analog controls. He's patched every game that uses the old controls.

  • @not3ks_Aozaki
    @not3ks_Aozaki6 ай бұрын

    Just wait until you play last raven and another age

  • @obviouscadillac9493
    @obviouscadillac94936 ай бұрын

    The Armored Cope is real

  • @Cerealx2
    @Cerealx24 ай бұрын

    play more armored core

  • @cobble4902
    @cobble49026 ай бұрын

    Never learned how to spell that wlrd. Those off-brand ostriches suck.

  • @picklestheomnipotent4535
    @picklestheomnipotent45355 ай бұрын

    kokonoe streaming would be popular as fuck

  • @_arkalis_5573
    @_arkalis_55736 ай бұрын

    Stephen clearly has just become one with the ice cream, or a femboy it is impossible to know

  • @lordnegative3710
    @lordnegative37106 ай бұрын

    pls play kagura and 2c

  • @mr.weirdness5970
    @mr.weirdness59706 ай бұрын

    I’m gonna be real with you funny cat man. I think we might be the bad guys. Just kidding, I don’t think, I do

  • @Oliver-Thyella
    @Oliver-Thyella6 ай бұрын

    I’m gonna be honest. I need to see Skor play For Answer.

  • @Jak_Grajeda
    @Jak_Grajeda6 ай бұрын

    Dude.

  • @plasmaguy6434
    @plasmaguy64346 ай бұрын

    Video not long enough, try again

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