Italians always say "with all due respect" when they're about to insult you lol

@veronica-

7 жыл бұрын

Terra Emotus Calm the fuck down

@KingCitaldo125

7 жыл бұрын

*Says disrespectful slur* "Hey no disrespect. Just breakin ya balls."

@keishacharm5319

6 жыл бұрын

My damn ex boyfriend I would just be there like wtf just happen. Cause I be still in shock like this man tell me about being disrespectful but wanna be insulting ...

@nzwaywish

6 жыл бұрын

Dario Gomez nah that's just some new York shit we all say that.

@deusrex6230

6 жыл бұрын

As an Italian i can confirm this is true

Perfect New York/Jersey Italian accent. Sounds straight out of the sopranos, hilarious!

@dshu15

8 жыл бұрын

+ahepperl Reminded me of Paulie.

@mrwhite982

7 жыл бұрын

TRUE!!!!!!!!!

@ChaplinCo

7 жыл бұрын

No it's not. Lol

@djrahdj

7 жыл бұрын

L00l was thinking that same thing, "Hey maron God forbid, Salute"

@jonp2338

7 жыл бұрын

Hes from NY

He is a genius of impression

@terranceharvey9205

7 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing!!

@Wurmo

6 жыл бұрын

He was one of the main stars of a sketch comedy show. It's kind of what he does. :)

@k9ine325

5 жыл бұрын

which one?

@ookie218

5 жыл бұрын

@@k9ine325 madtv

@SaabStory636

3 жыл бұрын

Fr he did a pretty good NY Italian accent, you can tell he’s actually spent a lot of time around them

That crowd is so uptight, this shit had me in tears bruh lmao

@Mr._Moderate

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@user-vg5dj6qi9b

2 жыл бұрын

The crowd is corny asf

@michaelrobinson540

2 жыл бұрын

Because they are ignorant and have no idea how much italians hate blks

@tigerex777

2 жыл бұрын

That's because the comedy show was held either in Manhattan or Brooklyn and a lot of black people from those places consider themselves high class and extremely liberal. So they're sensitive and uptight about those things. Black people in more ghetto areas would go nuts for this kind of stuff. City black people are different. Watch the one where Aries does this same act in LA and you'll notice those black people are uptight too. Liberal city black people just don't like to hear about racism.

@googleuser8900

2 жыл бұрын

@@tigerex777 its not that deep bro 😂

The "Fuck you, funny to me" line was the greatest way I've ever seen a comic get out of a bomb..Genius!

@hititmanify

2 жыл бұрын

He didnt even need to do that.just let them realize maybe tell it slower a bit. I think it should be a classic

@Rude_Boi

2 жыл бұрын

@@hititmanify I know you comment is 8 months old, but can you explain that cupcake joke to me? Flew right over my head

@printter7983

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rude_Boi he's doing comparison. cupcake with a pussy. and "warm creamy on the inside" describe both the of them pretty well.

@claydice1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rude_Boi he’s talking about warming it up and inserting his penis into the cupcake. He’s talking about having sexual… Intercourse… with the cupcake after warming it up in the microwave… what I mean is he’s talking about having 1 night stands with the cupcakes. And it’s much easier to wash the smell of a cupcake off the penis than the smell of vaginal Intercourse.

@misterbean4125

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rude_Boi he fucks the cupcake

the best ever Italian impression.

@All_22k

5 жыл бұрын

nope lol look up moolies eddie murphy

@briandorsey282

5 жыл бұрын

How about Richard Pryor's Italian bit?

@jilvancicek689

5 жыл бұрын

Naahh Eddie Murphy nr 1

@briandorsey282

5 жыл бұрын

@@jilvancicek689 you must've just seen Rocky

@mrgboxx

5 жыл бұрын

lot of his stuff is adopted from Pryor's bits.

His Italian Accent was pretty good.

@greatestever7623

2 жыл бұрын

Shit was perfect 10/10

@seanpereira5824

2 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@thedauntlessone.7335

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty good? It’s better than the Italians in Brooklyn 😂

@orion000

2 жыл бұрын

Worst ever

@xxDxxism

2 жыл бұрын

@@orion000 awww look at me im cool I agree but I like to be different

“Gettin the ole braciole from curious George” fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 he does a legit tri-state area italian American accent impression. This was hilarious

@gregvaldez1269

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you are gorgeous , lol just saying .

@ziamarie

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregvaldez1269 aww thank you 😊

@NDR-hn3ue

Жыл бұрын

True

@nyg_dbone

Жыл бұрын

Not even close

@KFJN

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!

"FUGETABOUTIT"...

@johngrosso4013

8 жыл бұрын

its more like fuggedaboudit .. madonn get it right lol

@DANLAROCA-dx9gk

8 жыл бұрын

+John Grosso Lol!! It's Marone a mi

@martadoso9

8 жыл бұрын

+John Grosso I KNOW TO SPELL A JOKE FUCKHEAD!!!

@gabetovar8138

6 жыл бұрын

martadoso9 calm tf down

@71sc502

5 жыл бұрын

I'm walkin heah

"I was offend for a second,but then you said no offense so now everything is cool." -Artie Lange

@killaplay5841

5 жыл бұрын

lou Albino listen so listen to how I tell this story , a priest a rabbi and a n word walk into a bar...

@al307antony2

3 жыл бұрын

Beer League 💀

@RustCole01

2 жыл бұрын

@@al307antony2 lol, I died at all these comments. Like Aries Spears, Beer League is criminally underrated...

"Gettin' the ol' braciole from Curious George!" LOL!

@thefairygodmothers

5 жыл бұрын

I never got that part..

@TheeNino

3 жыл бұрын

It’s been 2 years, but if it helps: a lot of racist ppl use the term monkeys or use some innuendo like “Curious George” to call black ppl names along those lines

@aphroditeg2712

2 жыл бұрын

Props for spelling braciole right

`that crowd is WEAK!!!!

@lro001

4 жыл бұрын

Kelvin Clark very....either they sensitive or no funny bone in their body.

@OGDonothello613

4 жыл бұрын

And he wearing a leather jacket... not even sweating though

@riadvelar9260

4 жыл бұрын

He even felt the same , that's why he end it like that 😹

@claudioserafino9910

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's the audience, I think its a bad sound recording.

@_-_TheShadow_-_

3 жыл бұрын

@@lro001 They were sensitive af. His impressions are so good they couldn't separate him from the people he was portraying....weak!

this guy's too good

It's not like he is lying about rappers and their love for old school Italian mobsters. Rappers love them and they hated black people.

@littlejimmyscumbag2551

8 жыл бұрын

Dreambro1 The pimp image comes from Elvis Presley actually. He was the first to pull off all that shit. Italians never wore flashy clothes or bling or colored Cadillacs. But I agree black gangsterism stems from Italian gangsterism. Even Malcolm X spoke on that and so did Muhammad Ali.

@littlejimmyscumbag2551

8 жыл бұрын

Dreambro1 They were, but not in the same demeanor as Elvis. He was the first one who put that whole image into people's mind and people laughed at him about it at first. Now it's become the standard for "cool" guys.

@sunnynizami793

8 жыл бұрын

+Marx Aur But, if I remember correctly, most of the names they take aren't the names of Italian Mobsters, but mostly Colombian drug cartels. Like Nas Escobar, Az Sosa, Frank White (Biggie Smalls)

@johnmcduffie3095

8 жыл бұрын

yup!!! because Italians were conquered by the African Moors. They hate African people. especially Hannibal

@littlejimmyscumbag2551

8 жыл бұрын

John McDuffie I think you're thinking of Spaniards. Hannibal was a Roman general, his men were white even if he was black himself.

I had an older Italian co Worker at one point. He was in his 80’s. He wasn’t a racist guy but he would say racist shit all the time jokingly😂. He just comes from an era where there was zero political correctness and on top of that he’s Italian lol.

@Scarl3t03

Ай бұрын

Im from rome, we mostly plain insult each other for showing respect, the more the insult it's racist about one's place of origin, culture, race the more it means we like you. Once i heard this at a gas station "OH come on Ali', we even bought sheep meat for the bbq since you are a fkn muslim, you can do the terror attack next week"

"Hollywood is not about talent, it's about sex appeal." He knew it back then. Before all these scandals.

Very underrated comedian

@khaldrogo6130

4 жыл бұрын

Nice name "Cakes"

@njv1234

2 жыл бұрын

go jaguars!

It's not about talent, its about sex appeal. That's the sad truth!

@RealLucror

7 жыл бұрын

+Leonardo Pavón same

@travisbaker7547

7 жыл бұрын

+Leonardo Pavón hahaaa me too lol why?!

@bloodycinephile

6 жыл бұрын

Not true the best filmmakers of all time are all ugly.

@davidbahrami9344

6 жыл бұрын

I couldn't think of a username they're talking about actors

@bloodycinephile

6 жыл бұрын

I can think of many actors that are ugly. Also just because someone is good looking doesn't mean they'll get the part. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't act for shit you ain't getting a gig.

As a brown person who grew up among Italians, this was funny as shit.

@southlondon86

3 жыл бұрын

You Indian?

@liamsmith5820

2 жыл бұрын

Italians are usually brown or pasty

@Eye-it-azz

2 жыл бұрын

Italians are black, Mediterranean, that’s why Italians, Greeks, Catalonia part of Spain, why do you think they look brown ?

@unclecreed2986

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eye-it-azz because they are closer to the equater.

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamsmith5820 yo mama is brown

2nd generation here 🇮🇹 This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I know so many people back home in New York and New Jersey like this. He fucking nailed it with the impression

Aries is SPOT on! And as an Italian, he's welcomed to the family any time-he'd fit right in-Madon

He’s hysterical. 😂😂😂 Perfect impression of Italian Americans. Italians from Italy are very different. They are actually embarrassed by Italian Americans. Salute!

@chineseviruszombie773

2 жыл бұрын

Really? According to many studies Italy is the most racist country in Europe. And Italians elected Mussolini. Italian-Americans fought against Mussolini

@evansshadow9018

2 жыл бұрын

@@chineseviruszombie773 I’d look at China aka CCP land for that title.

@niroshanperera6323

2 жыл бұрын

Italians embarrassed themselves with the Pope and the Catholic Church. No coming back from that Mate !

@meadomenica4175

2 жыл бұрын

@@niroshanperera6323 that’s your opinion

@meadomenica4175

2 жыл бұрын

@@chineseviruszombie773 you clearly have never been to Italy and have 0 knowledge of the History or the culture. Your lack of knowledge is humorous

His accent was on point.

His Italian accent is on point

@jonp2338

9 ай бұрын

Italian accent?

@kalilabraahim6729

2 ай бұрын

@@jonp2338 Italian/American

@jonp2338

Ай бұрын

@@kalilabraahim6729 its a new york accent my man

@kalilabraahim6729

Ай бұрын

@@jonp2338 Thats what I meant but couldnt put into different words 😅

This guy is underrated . Talented comedian and excellent impersonator

“It’s fucked up cause i wanted a Hennessy” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

God, we need some more Aries Spears in our lives right about now.

IM ITALIAN AND FROM BROOKLYN AND HE KILLED IT

@xianlo3246

5 жыл бұрын

I like Italian ppl,I’m Mexican from BK too

@D3adp00l324

4 жыл бұрын

Ey, I'm Italian/Dominican from Bensonhurst, 79th Ave, what's really good?

@brooklynboiprod

4 жыл бұрын

@@D3adp00l324 I lived on 79st.

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Italian from Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn.

@IlRockettaroPazzo

3 жыл бұрын

If you are from Brooklyn YOU ARE AMERICAN! NOT ITALIAN!

This dude goes through these monologs like a FUCKIN PRO

I got hella respect for Italians . They got some good phrases.

“Hey Aries, no offense, salud.” 😂😂

@anythinggoes5574

2 жыл бұрын

I was pissing. I'm of Italian heritage and this guy fucking killed it bro.

Aries Spears Italian inpersonation is way better than Eddie Murphy!

@The1andOnlyMadvibez

2 жыл бұрын

But Richard did it the best

@Kev80ification

Жыл бұрын

No it's not.

The accent is on point!

The good old days...when a comedian could joke about raw stuff and not get canceled.

“Curious George” I lost it 🤣

This man’s impressions are gold fr. He’s hilarious, and he done good on madtv, especially as dolla bill montgomerey he was too funny 😂😂……And to everyone all around the world, stay safe stay blessed 🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✝️

it's called comedy, how quiet the crowd got with the "No offense" segment... It was good

@mangekyou5909

3 жыл бұрын

Its bad recording it's cutting in and out

@moffe5241

2 жыл бұрын

It may be a comedy, but he is still talking about real racist conversations that were directed at black people, which most of the audience was. Racist comedy is funny a lot of the time, but when it is just straight-up slurs, it doesn't really make me chuckle.

@spookrockcity

2 жыл бұрын

Nah that crowd was lame AF

Im Italian, this is funny. He did it perfect.

@IlRockettaroPazzo

3 жыл бұрын

If you were Italian you knew that's not true. Cause italo-americans are not Italians.

@spartanwarrior706

3 жыл бұрын

If you're italian so let me see. Say something

@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059

2 жыл бұрын

@@IlRockettaroPazzo by Italian, he obviously means Italian american. It's like when they say white people, they mean the white rece, not someone who is actually paper-white. Shut up, smooth brain.

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

You're not Italian, you're American. Stop being a cosplayer

@Raidenofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@IlRockettaroPazzo eh, they're technically still Italians

Christ this hit home because my Dad is hardcore NY Italian while I'm Georgian Southern (moved down before I came into the picture *dab*) and Aries nailed the accent difference so hard I love it.

After seeing more and more of Spears stuff he is becoming one of my favorites haha. This video is fucking halarious.

@romandarius6041

8 жыл бұрын

+pinstripes4life11 --------YOU ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HATE WHITES

@pinstripes4life11

8 жыл бұрын

+Roman Darius I am white...

Best Italian impression ever

I expected the crowd to be louder, this was some quality shit man.

@mangekyou5909

3 жыл бұрын

It's the recording their laugh keep cutting in and out

im italian, and i actually have heard phrases of this sort. my dad always says like"half of something" or something and a half

@beyeseparateswe3425

3 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU SICILIAN?

@damianoabbina9967

2 жыл бұрын

Verissimo ahahaha

@albertbarese3706

2 жыл бұрын

I'm italian, fron Italy never been in the US, we always say mezzo this and mezzo that about everything, mezzo means half so I believe it's mutuated by italian language.

@belinedawska6363

2 жыл бұрын

Because Italians cant do math

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

You sound American to me, not Italian

I met him at the Blackfoot comedy club here in Calgary Canada. He's hilarious and really nice guy!

His ear is extraordinary! I never watched this many of his vids in a row before. He's a vocal genius. Yay! I have a new stand-up to keep me reasonably sane. Thanks for the upload, PMG.

god damn i love being italian, he ain't wrong shit I say everything with "no offense" at the end

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

Beh fa parte della nostra lingua d'altronde. Tu di dove sei?

@marcomarco3785

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonnyJCrockett84 sappi che quando dicono di essere italiani sono in realtà americani che non sanno nemmeno pronunciare il loro nome italiano

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcomarco3785 ne sono ben conscio, per questo non li sopporto

@brodychaffin9862

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonnyJCrockett84 yea god forbid someone likes their heritage. I don't even get why the fuck it annoys you in any way, shape, or form. You people are just looking to get mad about shit I swear.

WOW THIS BROTHER HAS MAD MAD TALENT ONE OF THE BEST.

He sounds just like the Italians from those old Spike Lee flicks. Lol😂😂😂

@southlondon86

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Do The Right Thing & Jungle Fever 😂

Never heard of him, but he is funny as hell!! (and accurate).

As an Italian, this guy spits truth

@SonnyJCrockett84

11 ай бұрын

You sound American, not Italian

@AhmedEnglish-tf1gd

11 ай бұрын

@@SonnyJCrockett84 I was being sarcastic, I am Iraqi, you got fooled my boy edit:lol

@SonnyJCrockett84

11 ай бұрын

@@AhmedEnglish-tf1gd you got me. Well, at least we both hate Americans

Saw this for the first time about 10 years ago and to this day I still say "whoa! Forgot my fuckin' glasses!" just like that🤣

I hope you make it in Hollywood, Aries!! You've got mad talent! 👊

That last joke had me dying and the crowd was just like”ew”

@mangekyou5909

3 жыл бұрын

Its the recording cutting in and out

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS 💯BUT THERE'S MUCH MUCH MORE AND ITS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS🤣🇮🇹

@largesweetdeejr.2946

3 жыл бұрын

Smh

@bk-terminator3617

Жыл бұрын

💪🏽💪🏽😂

That's the best Italian accent I've heard.

@jonp2338

9 ай бұрын

Italian accent?

im 100 pct italian american and i think hes funny , its all comedy

@kevinpardo8046

7 жыл бұрын

Joe Moschetta what's it like being Italian American?

@sbakernyc5761

4 жыл бұрын

very accurate top

i can't believe i've never heard of this guy until yesterday, he's hilarious

Probably the funniest stand up show known to man. Bar for Bar hilarious

His expression and voice laaaawwwd everything is on point

“Fuck yall funny to me” I love it

Non c'è differenza in Italia ... I'm southern italian from Taranto, and this is great... Grande Spears

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

Si ma sti americani che si chiamano fra loro italians perché avevano il trisnonno italiano e non parlano una parola d'italiano hanno un po' rotto

@jeffsmith8842

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonnyJCrockett84..........im from wisconsin and a full italian.......understood EVERY WORD YOU TYPED

@SonnyJCrockett84

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffsmith8842 and?

348 people have never heard an Italian American accent. Aries is 100% spot on

@gdarippa69

7 жыл бұрын

Skyler Horner -New Yorken*

*sigh* went to school with Italian Americans for years. He's on point LOL

The best comedian hands down

@whitedevilfromsouthcentral2535

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Edwards could be

As an Italian who lives in New York... that impression is spot on. Lol

Not only he’s from New York but he definitely grew up around Italians a lot 😂 the accent impression was Spot on lmao

I love this dude

Having lived in NY.......very true

For a black guy Aries does a great job at the accent..this was hysterical…”No offense”

the crowd did not understand that cupcake joke 💀

@Rude_Boi

2 жыл бұрын

What's the cupcake joke?

Certain someone we know definetly chose the cupcakes

"A Blockbuster night" holy shit this brings back memories...

Aries is HILARIOUS

He sounds more Italian than me. And I'm italian

@benevolent2077

3 жыл бұрын

LOL cause you are as italian as olive garden is

@Kayl3ss

3 жыл бұрын

@@benevolent2077 🤣🤣

@moffe5241

2 жыл бұрын

Why do these people keep calling out Italians in the comments lmfao

Italians "with all due respect.. *you've left the chat*

He's right. If Hollywood's Stars were based on talent instead of good looks...

Loved his show !

This guy is a fucking legend.

his italian accent is right on point!!! lol

I love the Italian accent so much .....

I miss Aries Spears and the rest of the MADTV cast.

His Italian accent is excellent and he is hysterical!! Hope you make it big man!! Your awesome!! And I am Italian .. but not a racist .. jokes were kind of hard but your accent was right on the money 💰

@michelewitt2285

2 жыл бұрын

@Fak KZread I meant an Italian American NY accent .. sorry I wasn’t specific enough for you

@SuperChuckRaney

Жыл бұрын

Look up his early work at MadTV

@khalidmayes2401

Жыл бұрын

Lmao do you not know who he is

I'm over here dying😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Being Italian and born in New York.. this was perfectly true !!

@ukjamaican4488

2 жыл бұрын

If you were born in New York, how TF are you Italian? At most you’re of Italian descent, but you’re most definitely not Italian, you’re American. Lol why do you Americans do this? Why do you all claim countries you weren’t in born in? Is there some kinda shame in being American?

ONE OF THE BEST!!!

Mi segunda favorita comediano, ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧.

Well underrated entertainer..

@blywokeum2799

3 жыл бұрын

al bhalli YES

classic stand up..he fuggin killed it

Getting the old braciole from curious George 😂😂😂

Such a great story teller

I am Italian from Italy, and I've lived in the UK for a long time. The boss of the company I used to work for was British-Italian (born in London from Italian parents). He was honestly just like those "Italians" from New Jersey, exaggerating every stereotype and behaving/wearing/eating/saying shit that an actual Italian would never do. He also had a massive problem with alcohol. For the company's Xmas Party all of us co-workers and managers went to a restaurant, and clubbing after that. Boy, he got HAMMERED. And he started dancing and shit, and got into an argument with this black guy (not a colleague, just another patron of the restaurant/club) while dancing to a raggae song, and legit told him "I am more black than you, because I live in East London". He is white. ........

@shineayandrews1869

2 жыл бұрын

I dated an Italian dude from the Bronx, but he was actually Italian born. It was sad watching him spiral down to an existential hole of wanting to be himself and getting caught up in the guido life. I miss him sometimes, he was genuinely a really good dude.

@Funstun-yk7oo

2 жыл бұрын

I guess as soon as you guys leave your country it goes downhill

@playboyv12

2 жыл бұрын

Grazie per raccontare la storia. Purtroppo, lo stereotipo italoamericano è troppo forte qui negli Stati Uniti. La persona tipica crede che essere italiano in realtà, è così. Provavo spiegare che le culture sono molte diverse, ma poche sono d’accordo. Mi fa schifo quando loro fanno quelle cose, oppure parlino come Aries Spears nel questo video.

@secretagent4610

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't know there were British Guidos. Two stereotypes in one I guess. 😅

@KFJN

6 ай бұрын

​@@playboyv12ci sono tanti tipi di Italo Americani.. ci sono anche quelli che sono nati o cresciuti in Italia e poi sono venuti in America. Mica siamo tutti di seconda o terza generazione qui..

I’m Italian and from NY (not the city) and can’t even do an accent that good

@ICaligvla

3 жыл бұрын

I was born and raised straight from Brooklyn in what was mostly a stereotypical italian Neighborhood and I can't even come close to an accent like that lol.

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICaligvla I live in a "stereotypical" world and I eat "stereotypical" froot loops and have a "stereotypical" job. Smh....

@ICaligvla

3 жыл бұрын

@@gullybop1695 maybe you should take the stereotypical stick out of your ass

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICaligvla nah I'm gonna "stereotypical" leave it deep in there.

@IlRockettaroPazzo

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry man, but if you are from New York your not Italian. You're American.

The italian bit is spot on.

His voices are phenomenal!

Ngl this made me think, I'm full italian (born and raised in Italy) and whenever I have to insult one of my friends when they're right in front of me I either say "don't take this as an insult" before or add "don't worry about it though bro" at the end lol

As an Italian American I can tell you this is all strangely accurate

Bro I can't believe this was ONE show, I watched like 10 videos already and his material is INSANE!

Aries is underrated

I am Italian and we support Aries's jokes as long as he doesn't jump the queue in front of us.

@SonnyJCrockett84

11 ай бұрын

You sound American not Italian