Ari Shaffir - Bedroom Mystery

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#AriShaffir on his dating life, passing his STD test, and how sexy the knee can be.
#AriShaffirStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2009.
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  • @briestoll
    @briestoll5 жыл бұрын

    How is Ari older in the past?

  • @abz998

    @abz998

    5 жыл бұрын

    Reverse Benjamin Button.

  • @hasseaouled6032

    @hasseaouled6032

    5 жыл бұрын

    Funny

  • @BevanWard

    @BevanWard

    5 жыл бұрын

    he's 44 now and 47 9 years ago

  • @karismagill8412

    @karismagill8412

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ha

  • @karismagill8412

    @karismagill8412

    5 жыл бұрын

    J WIII ha

  • @non-binaryeugene733
    @non-binaryeugene7334 жыл бұрын

    He looks like someone who spikes drinks in here.

  • @CaliforniaFresh420

    @CaliforniaFresh420

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol agreed

  • @mikewebb612

    @mikewebb612

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bert Kreischer would agree

  • @HassanLyonn

    @HassanLyonn

    4 жыл бұрын

    I came down to the comments to see if anyone was thinking the same thing that I was, and boom! I found this

  • @drewkey6437

    @drewkey6437

    4 жыл бұрын

    Berts right there with you

  • @mikedeni4512

    @mikedeni4512

    4 жыл бұрын

    Edit: someone who spikes ALL the drinks

  • @frankthesolocup655
    @frankthesolocup6554 жыл бұрын

    Everytime I watch Ari shaffir it like a different person every show

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong4 жыл бұрын

    If I saw him near a school, I would call the police.

  • @stormcorrosion176

    @stormcorrosion176

    4 жыл бұрын

    TAO TAO true my friend, immediate 911

  • @carolyntalbot947

    @carolyntalbot947

    4 жыл бұрын

    No kidding!😆

  • @radioheadinc

    @radioheadinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    He already spikes friends drinks with Molly so he’s half way there

  • @thelionskiln

    @thelionskiln

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should

  • @davidk7529

    @davidk7529

    3 жыл бұрын

    For no reason at all? That’s really really shitty.

  • @MrGrombie
    @MrGrombie4 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't trust my imaginary kids with a guy that dressed like that. XD

  • @hplovecraftmacncheese
    @hplovecraftmacncheese4 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a middle-aged Napoleon Dynamite.

  • @AlexS-wv4ur
    @AlexS-wv4ur4 жыл бұрын

    *zooms in on the only asian girls in the audience.

  • @davidk7529

    @davidk7529

    3 жыл бұрын

    They actually enjoyed the joke, unlike the guy they showed right before that and the girl from earlier

  • @debreczenimate5309
    @debreczenimate53095 жыл бұрын

    10:07 MVP cameraman

  • @andrewdurkee4719

    @andrewdurkee4719

    5 жыл бұрын

    YOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @MistaKwayzee

    @MistaKwayzee

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmao i looked for this comment as soon as that happened xD

  • @deesse8892

    @deesse8892

    4 жыл бұрын

    For wha

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior6 жыл бұрын

    This look is hilarious on Ari. He looks so old and like he could be Marc Maron's brother. It's crazier how different looks age people. Considering he's 44 now and looks way young with a shaved head and beard.

  • @MissD934

    @MissD934

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣😂🤣😂 that is hilarious!

  • @dominicdimartino5005
    @dominicdimartino50054 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Borat in this video lol

  • @kylealexander7893
    @kylealexander78934 жыл бұрын

    at 6:32 theres a single "boo" off in the distance lol

  • @Jett-King

    @Jett-King

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know! What a douchebag.

  • @johnkendrick6198

    @johnkendrick6198

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I heard that

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka9034 жыл бұрын

    Almost everyone in the comments roasting him lmfaoo

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg

    @VincentGonzalezVeg

    4 жыл бұрын

    with that hair hes more flammable

  • @skillet9141
    @skillet91414 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Adam Sandler’s from that “Uncut Gems” movie....... but 5-10 years older.

  • @ralanbek95
    @ralanbek952 жыл бұрын

    Good to see Ian Fidance getting the recognition he deserves.

  • @charleswilson4526

    @charleswilson4526

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a lovely neurotic mess of a man he is

  • @youtuberreviewer4040
    @youtuberreviewer40404 жыл бұрын

    That dudes face at 9:54 “this is too far..” 2/5 yelp review

  • @vaughnzimmerman1890

    @vaughnzimmerman1890

    4 жыл бұрын

    I came here for this comment as soon as I saw him lmao

  • @alternavent

    @alternavent

    4 жыл бұрын

    The gals next to him know what's going on!

  • @dennis87885

    @dennis87885

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Bud, wasn't impressed.

  • @theholyghostskeemzplots7320
    @theholyghostskeemzplots73204 жыл бұрын

    Ari defiled that microphone

  • @nickbuenger12345

    @nickbuenger12345

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn straight.

  • @timetravelingschoolshooter9593
    @timetravelingschoolshooter95934 жыл бұрын

    My dude stuck in the 70s😂😂😂😂 dressed like a house wife😂😂😂

  • @Spaceman2484

    @Spaceman2484

    4 жыл бұрын

    ScAnDeLeZ Well I feel bad for a lot of guys

  • @McShane1996
    @McShane19964 жыл бұрын

    Ari looking like Saul Goodman after he goes on the run 😂

  • @paulbunyon2889
    @paulbunyon28895 жыл бұрын

    How does ari look 52 here, and it's 9 yrs ago?! Lol.

  • @sad_is_fiction

    @sad_is_fiction

    4 жыл бұрын

    The weird stache adds 20 years he grew up on his whole face not it's minus 20 shit wild

  • @joekent6576

    @joekent6576

    4 жыл бұрын

    Money makes all the difference.

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman4 жыл бұрын

    6:28 someone boos him lmao

  • @Jett-King

    @Jett-King

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know! What a douche. Everyone's been laughing their ass off for like a dozen minutes, and then 2 seconds of silence and he yells "booo"? What a douche.

  • @timothyalan34
    @timothyalan344 жыл бұрын

    Good to see Joaquin Phoenix back on stage.

  • @iwishaniggawoods187

    @iwishaniggawoods187

    3 жыл бұрын

    Weird? I don’t see a shitty cleft pallate anywhere on his face..

  • @skeevetheimp
    @skeevetheimp4 жыл бұрын

    10:07 when they cut to the asian girls...lol

  • @jackmerucci2398
    @jackmerucci23984 жыл бұрын

    Ari killed this bit! Risky material and he kept the crowd rolling!!

  • @adammanning1805
    @adammanning18054 жыл бұрын

    The blonde in the audience. Lol lol She's pissed lol.

  • @truthgodson2990
    @truthgodson29904 жыл бұрын

    Amazing! Literally every joke went over my head.

  • @Opine_Divine

    @Opine_Divine

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then get off your knees.

  • @Insufficient202
    @Insufficient2024 жыл бұрын

    This guy could either be 27 or 57 years olds lmao

  • @things_i_say5951
    @things_i_say59514 жыл бұрын

    "She says no but you keep trying", that dates itself before MeToo, lol

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau45 жыл бұрын

    Ari was on fire that day 😂😂 And how you look older when you're younger?

  • @mattfuller3172
    @mattfuller31724 жыл бұрын

    @4:36 that blonde with white pants is LITERALLY KILLING HIM WITH THE 🤨 It’s A Comedy Show.... Have Fun & Laugh!!!

  • @peekaboots01

    @peekaboots01

    2 жыл бұрын

    She's not going to laugh if it's not funny.

  • @sammycampbell1654
    @sammycampbell165411 ай бұрын

    9:51.... the guy's face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @renel8964
    @renel89645 жыл бұрын

    Ari looks like mort from fam. Guy

  • @DonnieDouglas
    @DonnieDouglas4 жыл бұрын

    And Elvis couldn't show a little hip motion...how far society has come.

  • @milojones8508
    @milojones85084 жыл бұрын

    Feel bad for whichever comic came after him. He had his hand on his balls then on the mic.

  • @DOESITMATTER7734

    @DOESITMATTER7734

    4 жыл бұрын

    Said the same thing when he was on joe rogan show

  • @moriordan85

    @moriordan85

    4 жыл бұрын

    Usually you only worry about following a comic when they kill it. But when Ari is on before you, you only have to worry about his nasty ass fondling his balls and the mic. He’s terrible... Im a fan of Rogan, Segura, Bert, Joey Diaz and that whole crew, & I try to give Ari a shot, but I’ve yet to laugh at any of his Bits.

  • @dormetheus

    @dormetheus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@stephenjarnagin1495 Dude, he grabbed his nut nest and then licked his hand directly for the knee bit

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham48752 жыл бұрын

    Another great set.

  • @kevinlong4657
    @kevinlong46574 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been watching hours and hours of Stand-Up lately and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in months

  • @ferise1

    @ferise1

    Жыл бұрын

    Not funny

  • @MJH72996
    @MJH729967 жыл бұрын

    Ari is a National Treasure

  • @marvinsmith4796

    @marvinsmith4796

    5 жыл бұрын

    @harooni22 he's pretty good maybe his style just isn't for you

  • @gblake5560

    @gblake5560

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree. It’s all just tiresome sex related jokes. Uggg. So one tone and one track and dull

  • @sinane.y

    @sinane.y

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Sayed Batshon LMFAO

  • @Jett-King

    @Jett-King

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's so funny when he's not ONLY talking about drugs Drug stories are funny, but not for an hour straight.

  • @EbolaSquirrel
    @EbolaSquirrel4 жыл бұрын

    He looks like someone named Lester here

  • @zip-un5tz
    @zip-un5tz4 жыл бұрын

    There is a pawn shop in my town that is owned by a nice older jewish man and Ari is an exact clone of that man in this video lol.

  • @larryprieto7354
    @larryprieto73544 жыл бұрын

    You give really good knee😂😂

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown66694 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a 20 year old mashed together with a 65 year old hahaha

  • @galaxys9936
    @galaxys99365 жыл бұрын

    dude i fucking died 😂😂😂

  • @paulschultz3695
    @paulschultz36956 жыл бұрын

    Ari looking like the Jewish Ed Kemper in this

  • @joetv65
    @joetv654 жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail looked like Adam Sandler with a meth addiction 😂💀

  • @anaya51

    @anaya51

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao!

  • @quintincastro7430

    @quintincastro7430

    4 жыл бұрын

    Adam Sandler looks like adam sandler with a meth addiction

  • @jaizeta
    @jaizeta4 жыл бұрын

    Way too many comments on his looks. The content and delivery were outstanding.

  • @vagellan_8842
    @vagellan_8842 Жыл бұрын

    Bro! The number of unhappy squares in every shot of the audience is killing me LMAO especially those hot Scandinavian girls in the front row with the piercing glares Bruh!

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam33274 жыл бұрын

    Haha, i really admire this guy for holding his ground: he is not going to laugh! 9:50

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom854 жыл бұрын

    Ari is freaking hilarious

  • @yhayaalam651
    @yhayaalam6514 жыл бұрын

    How did he age in the past😂😂😂

  • @paulanthonymorrisjr
    @paulanthonymorrisjr4 жыл бұрын

    Great set Ari

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro82275 жыл бұрын

    9:52 Look at that dude

  • @reecesamuel2023
    @reecesamuel20234 жыл бұрын

    Ari out here looking like professor Newman from wet hot American summer lmao

  • @spoonface9698
    @spoonface96984 жыл бұрын

    “Imagine you’re a racist - then think of a Jew. You would picture Ari Shaffir.”

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx4 жыл бұрын

    Ari is mr clean in reverse 😂

  • @thesoundsyouhear4507
    @thesoundsyouhear45077 жыл бұрын

    funny af

  • @maxthefanboy7415
    @maxthefanboy74154 жыл бұрын

    Guy is a menace! Haha

  • @SlappyMcSlappster
    @SlappyMcSlappster4 жыл бұрын

    Ari lookin like Sandler in uncut gems

  • @whos5.0

    @whos5.0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sanfran49fan93 !!!! Lmao I thought the same 😂

  • @nickdailey9889

    @nickdailey9889

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sandler’s inspiration came from him. No lie

  • @austinfoster2727
    @austinfoster27274 жыл бұрын

    Always epic. Just passed a clean test myself. Hashtag relatable

  • @iamspartacus9110
    @iamspartacus91102 жыл бұрын

    This guy is the best

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard55794 жыл бұрын

    Ohh my god who told him he could grow that mustache

  • @CERTAIND00M

    @CERTAIND00M

    4 жыл бұрын

    NAMBLA?

  • @toolatetocolonize

    @toolatetocolonize

    4 жыл бұрын

    His ancestry

  • @sicksavagelife5680
    @sicksavagelife5680 Жыл бұрын

    Those girls in the front row do not look amused by the parking ticket analogy lol

  • @zigzigzig
    @zigzigzig3 жыл бұрын

    lol bruh the exit music >:D

  • @lelostarks7139
    @lelostarks71395 жыл бұрын

    Ari rules !!!

  • @disco_duckbill
    @disco_duckbill7 жыл бұрын

    haha, top shelf.

  • @jamesfawkes4974
    @jamesfawkes49744 жыл бұрын

    Ari just bought a microphone

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo1004 жыл бұрын

    Alright he is hilarious...never watched his stand up b4

  • @williammorales6142
    @williammorales61422 жыл бұрын

    Ari Shaffir looks like Adam Sandler with a mustache

  • @srgt.stones8627
    @srgt.stones86274 жыл бұрын

    ari dude you are a saving grace dude... Love this stuff dude

  • @vich3359

    @vich3359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude dude dude dude

  • @caseykay1953
    @caseykay19534 жыл бұрын

    Those &□!)!)@mm ads interrupting the videos multiple times--GOTTA GO!!!

  • @karismagill8412
    @karismagill84125 жыл бұрын

    I found u with this clip bn ur fan ever since lol

  • @TheDoctorsGaming101
    @TheDoctorsGaming1014 жыл бұрын

    Ari Looks like Earl Hicky

  • @TADSS123
    @TADSS1235 жыл бұрын

    Blonde lady in the front was *not* having any of it

  • @martinblumrich8296

    @martinblumrich8296

    5 жыл бұрын

    11:00 Oh really?

  • @krissifadwa
    @krissifadwa9 ай бұрын

    That microphone was thrown away for sure lol

  • @angelrez6322
    @angelrez63224 жыл бұрын

    Squeeze the base. Jajajajajaja. Ayo you aint a man if you aint never have to do that. Jajajajaja. Love you Ari

  • @the.glockshot5281
    @the.glockshot52815 жыл бұрын

    Fuckkkkk😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

  • @apollonarbaez1737
    @apollonarbaez17372 жыл бұрын

    Ari looks like George Carlin had a baby with Mr Rodgers. And that baby looked up to Jerry Seinfeld

  • @DontStopSkatin
    @DontStopSkatin4 жыл бұрын

    For anyone who doesn’t know what ari was up to in the late 2000s look up the amazing racists it’s gold

  • @benross5372
    @benross53724 жыл бұрын

    He looks like McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club

  • @weirdassbird
    @weirdassbird4 жыл бұрын

    9:53 my english teacher is not impressed

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN4 жыл бұрын

    9:50 😐 they just show this man just having a horrible time not reacting whatsoever 😹

  • @ninjalemurdude
    @ninjalemurdude Жыл бұрын

    When the camera was on the Asian girls. 😂

  • @xerofucks1348
    @xerofucks13483 жыл бұрын

    This look was never in style what was he thinking 😩 anyone else notice younger Ari looks older than Ari now? Lol

  • @jacksonwillis8597
    @jacksonwillis85973 жыл бұрын

    anyone else get an ad with a young asian woman talking about a new doctors office ??

  • @mratay4747
    @mratay47474 жыл бұрын

    I would never use the mic after Ari lmao

  • @soggyurethra4112
    @soggyurethra41124 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t know ari was in the Dallas buyers club

  • @sportsamania
    @sportsamania4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is a legend lol

  • @dexterroberts5569

    @dexterroberts5569

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legend of what? Kniting sweaters

  • @sportsamania

    @sportsamania

    4 жыл бұрын

    Speaking about subjects in his wild not giving a fuck manner

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot4 жыл бұрын

    I HATE std tests cos they say they won't call if you don't have anything, but how long should you wait before you're sure they WON'T call?!?! :O haha. Going to the free clinics is great but it's weird cos it's FULL of hot, quiet, nervous girls sitting alone or holding hands with guys (maybe with girls too, or friends for moral support) and there I am, chillin' and playing games on my PSP (this was a while ago and like a good nerd I have the Nintendo Switch now haha), but with the volume low or turned off so it doesn't freak out the anxious ppl in the room. I feel like everyone's staring at me cos I'm, like, the ONLY one that isn't worried about whether my g/f needs a morning after pill. Then I go to the counter and the receptionist at the counter (ALSO hot) seems almost hostile and says they'll call me later IF I have something and I offer $5 to the donation jar and suddenly she smiles and offers me a handful of condoms and I'm just glad that I feel responsible and will get paperwork in the mail showing my clean results.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot4 жыл бұрын

    I HATE it when it feels like it's not there. DAMN!

  • @captainfalcon8615
    @captainfalcon86152 жыл бұрын

    Did Ari get younger? Oh wait he dyed his hair but I gotta say he did it well it looks totally natural cause he forsure has grey hair up top and slot of it so that was tastefully done bravo 👏

  • @coybackus7665
    @coybackus76653 жыл бұрын

    napoleon dynamite must have been this guys highschool story

  • @ksa5128
    @ksa51284 жыл бұрын

    It's John Holmes cousin

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham48752 жыл бұрын

    That stash. Damn

  • @harrisoncleveland8742
    @harrisoncleveland87424 жыл бұрын

    Ari looks like if you mixed hall & oates and added 40 years

  • @agravy7657
    @agravy76573 жыл бұрын

    Ari knows exactly what not to say.

  • @belsnickel9568
    @belsnickel95684 жыл бұрын

    How does he look older here

  • @Heroasaurus
    @Heroasaurus4 жыл бұрын

    The Sklar brother they don’t like to talk about

  • @patrickwickman9023

    @patrickwickman9023

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole5 жыл бұрын

    God I love this guy.

  • @g392_cs_echo5
    @g392_cs_echo52 жыл бұрын

    Jerry Seinfeld level. Let's talk about Puerto Rica. When a condiments is laying around. "That's bugged out ".

  • @grantmoore8790
    @grantmoore87903 жыл бұрын

    Ari looks like the Sklar brother they locked in the basement.

  • @andrewseymour5541
    @andrewseymour55412 жыл бұрын

    Same story with a young Asian-American MD checking my stuff in Philly after several months of debauchery. Totally deflated. Unimpressive. Humbling.

  • @blackmarketarmy
    @blackmarketarmy4 жыл бұрын

    The guy at 9:50 hates life

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