Ari Shaffir - Bedroom Mystery
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#AriShaffir on his dating life, passing his STD test, and how sexy the knee can be.
#AriShaffirStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2009.
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How is Ari older in the past?
@abz998
5 жыл бұрын
Reverse Benjamin Button.
@hasseaouled6032
5 жыл бұрын
Funny
@BevanWard
5 жыл бұрын
he's 44 now and 47 9 years ago
@karismagill8412
5 жыл бұрын
Ha
@karismagill8412
5 жыл бұрын
J WIII ha
He looks like someone who spikes drinks in here.
@CaliforniaFresh420
4 жыл бұрын
Lol agreed
@mikewebb612
4 жыл бұрын
Bert Kreischer would agree
@HassanLyonn
4 жыл бұрын
I came down to the comments to see if anyone was thinking the same thing that I was, and boom! I found this
@drewkey6437
4 жыл бұрын
Berts right there with you
@mikedeni4512
4 жыл бұрын
Edit: someone who spikes ALL the drinks
Everytime I watch Ari shaffir it like a different person every show
If I saw him near a school, I would call the police.
@stormcorrosion176
4 жыл бұрын
TAO TAO true my friend, immediate 911
@carolyntalbot947
4 жыл бұрын
No kidding!😆
@radioheadinc
4 жыл бұрын
He already spikes friends drinks with Molly so he’s half way there
@thelionskiln
4 жыл бұрын
You should
@davidk7529
3 жыл бұрын
For no reason at all? That’s really really shitty.
I wouldn't trust my imaginary kids with a guy that dressed like that. XD
He looks like a middle-aged Napoleon Dynamite.
*zooms in on the only asian girls in the audience.
@davidk7529
3 жыл бұрын
They actually enjoyed the joke, unlike the guy they showed right before that and the girl from earlier
10:07 MVP cameraman
@andrewdurkee4719
5 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOOOOOO!
@MistaKwayzee
4 жыл бұрын
lmao i looked for this comment as soon as that happened xD
@deesse8892
4 жыл бұрын
For wha
This look is hilarious on Ari. He looks so old and like he could be Marc Maron's brother. It's crazier how different looks age people. Considering he's 44 now and looks way young with a shaved head and beard.
@MissD934
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 that is hilarious!
He looks like Borat in this video lol
at 6:32 theres a single "boo" off in the distance lol
@Jett-King
4 жыл бұрын
I know! What a douchebag.
@johnkendrick6198
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I heard that
Almost everyone in the comments roasting him lmfaoo
@VincentGonzalezVeg
4 жыл бұрын
with that hair hes more flammable
He looks like Adam Sandler’s from that “Uncut Gems” movie....... but 5-10 years older.
Good to see Ian Fidance getting the recognition he deserves.
@charleswilson4526
2 жыл бұрын
What a lovely neurotic mess of a man he is
That dudes face at 9:54 “this is too far..” 2/5 yelp review
@vaughnzimmerman1890
4 жыл бұрын
I came here for this comment as soon as I saw him lmao
@alternavent
4 жыл бұрын
The gals next to him know what's going on!
@dennis87885
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Bud, wasn't impressed.
Ari defiled that microphone
@nickbuenger12345
2 жыл бұрын
Damn straight.
My dude stuck in the 70s😂😂😂😂 dressed like a house wife😂😂😂
@Spaceman2484
4 жыл бұрын
ScAnDeLeZ Well I feel bad for a lot of guys
Ari looking like Saul Goodman after he goes on the run 😂
How does ari look 52 here, and it's 9 yrs ago?! Lol.
@sad_is_fiction
4 жыл бұрын
The weird stache adds 20 years he grew up on his whole face not it's minus 20 shit wild
@joekent6576
4 жыл бұрын
Money makes all the difference.
6:28 someone boos him lmao
@Jett-King
4 жыл бұрын
I know! What a douche. Everyone's been laughing their ass off for like a dozen minutes, and then 2 seconds of silence and he yells "booo"? What a douche.
Good to see Joaquin Phoenix back on stage.
@iwishaniggawoods187
3 жыл бұрын
Weird? I don’t see a shitty cleft pallate anywhere on his face..
10:07 when they cut to the asian girls...lol
Ari killed this bit! Risky material and he kept the crowd rolling!!
The blonde in the audience. Lol lol She's pissed lol.
Amazing! Literally every joke went over my head.
@Opine_Divine
4 жыл бұрын
Then get off your knees.
This guy could either be 27 or 57 years olds lmao
"She says no but you keep trying", that dates itself before MeToo, lol
Ari was on fire that day 😂😂 And how you look older when you're younger?
@4:36 that blonde with white pants is LITERALLY KILLING HIM WITH THE 🤨 It’s A Comedy Show.... Have Fun & Laugh!!!
@peekaboots01
2 жыл бұрын
She's not going to laugh if it's not funny.
9:51.... the guy's face 🤣🤣🤣
Ari looks like mort from fam. Guy
And Elvis couldn't show a little hip motion...how far society has come.
Feel bad for whichever comic came after him. He had his hand on his balls then on the mic.
@DOESITMATTER7734
4 жыл бұрын
Said the same thing when he was on joe rogan show
@moriordan85
4 жыл бұрын
Usually you only worry about following a comic when they kill it. But when Ari is on before you, you only have to worry about his nasty ass fondling his balls and the mic. He’s terrible... Im a fan of Rogan, Segura, Bert, Joey Diaz and that whole crew, & I try to give Ari a shot, but I’ve yet to laugh at any of his Bits.
@dormetheus
4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenjarnagin1495 Dude, he grabbed his nut nest and then licked his hand directly for the knee bit
Another great set.
I’ve been watching hours and hours of Stand-Up lately and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in months
@ferise1
Жыл бұрын
Not funny
Ari is a National Treasure
@marvinsmith4796
5 жыл бұрын
@harooni22 he's pretty good maybe his style just isn't for you
@gblake5560
5 жыл бұрын
I agree. It’s all just tiresome sex related jokes. Uggg. So one tone and one track and dull
@sinane.y
4 жыл бұрын
@Sayed Batshon LMFAO
@Jett-King
4 жыл бұрын
He's so funny when he's not ONLY talking about drugs Drug stories are funny, but not for an hour straight.
He looks like someone named Lester here
There is a pawn shop in my town that is owned by a nice older jewish man and Ari is an exact clone of that man in this video lol.
You give really good knee😂😂
He looks like a 20 year old mashed together with a 65 year old hahaha
dude i fucking died 😂😂😂
Ari looking like the Jewish Ed Kemper in this
The thumbnail looked like Adam Sandler with a meth addiction 😂💀
@anaya51
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@quintincastro7430
4 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler looks like adam sandler with a meth addiction
Way too many comments on his looks. The content and delivery were outstanding.
Bro! The number of unhappy squares in every shot of the audience is killing me LMAO especially those hot Scandinavian girls in the front row with the piercing glares Bruh!
Haha, i really admire this guy for holding his ground: he is not going to laugh! 9:50
Ari is freaking hilarious
How did he age in the past😂😂😂
Great set Ari
9:52 Look at that dude
Ari out here looking like professor Newman from wet hot American summer lmao
“Imagine you’re a racist - then think of a Jew. You would picture Ari Shaffir.”
Ari is mr clean in reverse 😂
funny af
Guy is a menace! Haha
Ari lookin like Sandler in uncut gems
@whos5.0
4 жыл бұрын
Sanfran49fan93 !!!! Lmao I thought the same 😂
@nickdailey9889
4 жыл бұрын
Sandler’s inspiration came from him. No lie
Always epic. Just passed a clean test myself. Hashtag relatable
This guy is the best
Ohh my god who told him he could grow that mustache
@CERTAIND00M
4 жыл бұрын
NAMBLA?
@toolatetocolonize
4 жыл бұрын
His ancestry
Those girls in the front row do not look amused by the parking ticket analogy lol
lol bruh the exit music >:D
Ari rules !!!
haha, top shelf.
Ari just bought a microphone
Alright he is hilarious...never watched his stand up b4
Ari Shaffir looks like Adam Sandler with a mustache
ari dude you are a saving grace dude... Love this stuff dude
@vich3359
4 жыл бұрын
Dude dude dude dude
Those &□!)!)@mm ads interrupting the videos multiple times--GOTTA GO!!!
I found u with this clip bn ur fan ever since lol
Ari Looks like Earl Hicky
Blonde lady in the front was *not* having any of it
@martinblumrich8296
5 жыл бұрын
11:00 Oh really?
That microphone was thrown away for sure lol
Squeeze the base. Jajajajajaja. Ayo you aint a man if you aint never have to do that. Jajajajaja. Love you Ari
Fuckkkkk😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
Ari looks like George Carlin had a baby with Mr Rodgers. And that baby looked up to Jerry Seinfeld
For anyone who doesn’t know what ari was up to in the late 2000s look up the amazing racists it’s gold
He looks like McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club
9:53 my english teacher is not impressed
9:50 😐 they just show this man just having a horrible time not reacting whatsoever 😹
When the camera was on the Asian girls. 😂
This look was never in style what was he thinking 😩 anyone else notice younger Ari looks older than Ari now? Lol
anyone else get an ad with a young asian woman talking about a new doctors office ??
I would never use the mic after Ari lmao
Didn’t know ari was in the Dallas buyers club
This guy is a legend lol
@dexterroberts5569
4 жыл бұрын
Legend of what? Kniting sweaters
@sportsamania
4 жыл бұрын
Speaking about subjects in his wild not giving a fuck manner
I HATE std tests cos they say they won't call if you don't have anything, but how long should you wait before you're sure they WON'T call?!?! :O haha. Going to the free clinics is great but it's weird cos it's FULL of hot, quiet, nervous girls sitting alone or holding hands with guys (maybe with girls too, or friends for moral support) and there I am, chillin' and playing games on my PSP (this was a while ago and like a good nerd I have the Nintendo Switch now haha), but with the volume low or turned off so it doesn't freak out the anxious ppl in the room. I feel like everyone's staring at me cos I'm, like, the ONLY one that isn't worried about whether my g/f needs a morning after pill. Then I go to the counter and the receptionist at the counter (ALSO hot) seems almost hostile and says they'll call me later IF I have something and I offer $5 to the donation jar and suddenly she smiles and offers me a handful of condoms and I'm just glad that I feel responsible and will get paperwork in the mail showing my clean results.
I HATE it when it feels like it's not there. DAMN!
Did Ari get younger? Oh wait he dyed his hair but I gotta say he did it well it looks totally natural cause he forsure has grey hair up top and slot of it so that was tastefully done bravo 👏
napoleon dynamite must have been this guys highschool story
It's John Holmes cousin
That stash. Damn
Ari looks like if you mixed hall & oates and added 40 years
Ari knows exactly what not to say.
How does he look older here
The Sklar brother they don’t like to talk about
@patrickwickman9023
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
God I love this guy.
Jerry Seinfeld level. Let's talk about Puerto Rica. When a condiments is laying around. "That's bugged out ".
Ari looks like the Sklar brother they locked in the basement.
Same story with a young Asian-American MD checking my stuff in Philly after several months of debauchery. Totally deflated. Unimpressive. Humbling.
The guy at 9:50 hates life