I don't suffer from toxic masculinity, I enjoy *every second* of it.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse

9 ай бұрын

nothing is more fun than combating toxic femininity with toxic masculinity- not going to lie. I love finding narcissistic woman and bringing them down to reality XD its as satisfying as finding a woman who deserves a good slap. bring back the days of "oh you're disrespectful huh? let me show you how men deal with disrespect."

@epgamer1145

9 ай бұрын

That’s called being addicted

@TJCID22

9 ай бұрын

And the first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.

@edwaggoner7403

9 ай бұрын

And my wife of 53 years loves it that I am a man.

@richardmahn7589

9 ай бұрын

You're going to go blind if you keep doing it!! Oh wait, is that something else? Well, don't do that too.

My masculinity is so toxic. I keep getting the urge to build things and protect my loved ones.

@zzkkkrjjeeeii

4 ай бұрын

😂

@theadjuster6760

4 ай бұрын

@avalonjustin whoa whoa you have severe and tested positive for TM, please seek help.

@TheBaumcm

4 ай бұрын

Hands on skills are a major diagnostic red flag😂.

@Shining_Light

4 ай бұрын

Peak toxicity right there. You're beyond salvation.

@avalonjustin

4 ай бұрын

@@Shining_LightOh no! 😭

My daughter started pushing this feminine stuff on my grandson. I said nothing to her about it. I nick named my grandson "Man" and every time we get together we do "man" stuff. He fell right into it and today he rejects anything that makes him feel less manly. MY MAN.

@randymcarn

3 ай бұрын

well played sir, well played. When he gets older your grandson will thank you for the fact that he is not now your granddaughter.

@celeben9463

2 ай бұрын

YOU GO! that is so smart

@LiamPearce246

27 күн бұрын

Heck yeah

@LiamPearce246

27 күн бұрын

@@randymcarn Amen to that

As a woman, I don’t suffer from toxic masculinity, but I ❤those who do!!!

@someyoungguyjohnson7239

3 ай бұрын

Amen, darlin'

@michaelrivera8360

3 ай бұрын

Good😘💘

@painkillerbackup3276

3 ай бұрын

„As a woman“ love it 😂

@seanbragger7035

3 ай бұрын

That's even worse! :)

@randymcarn

3 ай бұрын

Omg you're an enabler of toxic masculinity? Calm down, everything will be okay. We will get you the help you need. This is a real crisis and emergency here folks. Someone call The View immediately. Get CNN on the phone we need Rachel Madcow to womanspalin mansplaing to you! Someone get this woman a copy of Michelle Obama's book Becoming Transgendeer stat! Have you watched a WNBA games recently? You might be having an allergic reaction. Can I offer you a Bud Light?

Did someone say bacon wrapped bacon?

@Sniper_Cat_71

9 ай бұрын

If you like bacon or not is my usual litmus test to see if we can be friends. 😁 Brotherhood of bacon!

@davidjones8299

9 ай бұрын

He sure did! And now I'm suddenly starving!

@mattanderson6336

9 ай бұрын

They have it at Costco. Right next to the cheese-stuffed Bratwurst.

@psyck

9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that’s all this video was about. Bacon wrapped toothbrushes, bacon and ham sandwiches and I think I saw a recipe for bacon stuffed pork chops wrapped in bacon. This is definitely a great cooking video.

@dcross6360

9 ай бұрын

He had me at bacon

I was a man trapped in a womans body until my mom gave birth to me. As for my toxic masculinity syndrome, mine is incurable and highly contagious.

@naklovesjesus3204

8 ай бұрын

Niiice😂

@MrHeuvaladao

8 ай бұрын

Mee too. Lost case.

@LuckyCharms777

8 ай бұрын

I was an undefined gender trapped in a transmans body until I escaped from my birthing parents womb. The obstetrician said he had never seen a baby pop its head out, look around, and then poke out both arms and push itself out. Even before seeing my genitals, he said he instantly knew, to quote Austin Powers, “That’s a man, baby!”

@goochma

8 ай бұрын

👍👍

@emailchrismoll

8 ай бұрын

How dare you assume your mother's gender!

I'm passing on my toxic masculinity to my son, if I play my cards right... He'll never recover!

@celeben9463

2 ай бұрын

You go get em!!

My 4 year old son held open a door for a woman today. She smiled and said thank you. I can't believe how far society has fallen. Rest assured, corrective measures were taken to prevent such toxic behavior from happening again. He is now enrolled in therapy to squash his budding masculinity. Thanks Babylon

@user-tc9jj7pw6v

2 ай бұрын

But i still don't get why men should be door opener for women. Women can do it by their own and men are not their servants. Masculinity is not toxic but simp culture is toxic for men's well-being.

@luciemartin4306

19 күн бұрын

😂

@luciemartin4306

19 күн бұрын

@@user-tc9jj7pw6vI like it when men open the door for me, it’s very thoughtful.

@michelebarile6218

17 күн бұрын

That is what I teach my kids, well done!

Knowing what a woman is: (and liking it) is another sure sign.

@salazam

8 ай бұрын

Only simps like women. Real men tolerate them.

@oznetyoutube125

8 ай бұрын

Hell Yeah !!

@PhileasFogg-qj5te

5 ай бұрын

aw hell yeah, man

@HelovesU-we4qh

4 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@peopleforpooping

3 ай бұрын

Damn straight! Add in "knowing what a woman is, liking women, but not feeling the need to turn yourself into one"😂

Babylon Bee is now rated the #1 source of medical advice by the leading experts & fact checkers !

@toastle8005

9 ай бұрын

I find it funny that they’re struggling to outdo reality with more and more ridiculous ideas, satire articles and skits, only for their joke headlines to show up as actual news within the year

@glengilbow8068

9 ай бұрын

@@toastle8005Yes, I just watched the movie “Idiocracy” for the second time. It seems more of a documentary now than it did a few years ago!

@dragonsigner

9 ай бұрын

I fact checked this 🔼 ...and I 100% agree. With @John-Doe-xxx. The Babylon Bee is the #1 source of medical advice by me ..and paid by Trump - Fact checker. ...haha .

@mikesolns1364

9 ай бұрын

Good thing you didn't say doctors, because to be accurately leftist and marxist you must use nontoxic masculinity terms like experts or even better, providers

@TraditionalAnglican

9 ай бұрын

😱😂

It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, but other signs of toxic masculinity are: 1)Recognizing problems and taking action to do something about them, 2) Serving others, 3) Bearing responsibility, 4) Work to provide for yourself and others. I can't believe they left off work. 5) Taking a position based on principle or truth

@67skullcandy

3 ай бұрын

6)working smarter not harder.

@painkillerbackup3276

3 ай бұрын

Sounds boring. What about playing a super fast guitar solo on cocaine instead of serving others? Just an idea, idk 😅

@troygreen8959

3 ай бұрын

@@painkillerbackup3276 😀 when you excel at something good, you make the world a better place, benefit others and earn respect for your competence. Wins all the way around, so rock on

@nthgth

3 ай бұрын

​@@painkillerbackup3276 stuff like that is okay if it doesn't interfere with the main tenets! Lol

@painkillerbackup3276

3 ай бұрын

@@nthgth I lost my tenets somewhere, I dont remember. Maybe behind the bed or at the top of Mount Everest. I dont miss em ^^

Some more symptoms: Having a strong handshake, a strong voice, laughing, knowing how to defend yourself, knowing jokes, knowing how to shoot a gun, having an order lady first at a restaurant, being confident.

@onamattapeeya

3 ай бұрын

Many women do not want a weak man that they would just have to drag along,

@user-ot1wt4rb2r

3 ай бұрын

its the way man and women were created to be. I'm a woman and not offended or ashamed. There shouldn't even be a question of the God given differences or the phrase "toxic masculinity. Amen to you guys! It was an evil plan for control and power - the whole one world order deranged, satan led people want to destroy families, man and woman (there is nothing else).....

@maxpudlowski8820

3 ай бұрын

You sick bastard! You need to stop it - Your masculinity is single handed destroyjng the ozone layer and making the climate to change.. Im so proud of You 😂

@PundaDay

3 ай бұрын

''having an order lady first at a restaurant'' its called simping

@jagapatto

2 ай бұрын

@@PundaDay Ordering for your lady is toxic masculinity. My wife likes that--a lot. Of course, knowing what she likes is important!

If you see something broken, and know how to fix it, you're too far gone to help.

@carly4513

9 ай бұрын

Haha, one of my favorite symptoms of my husband with toxic masculinity. (Because I cannot fix broken things)

@rjabraham

9 ай бұрын

Dam 😔 😂

@nikkisalazar6726

9 ай бұрын

Uh-oh my husband to a Tee. He can also identify any machine part, piece of a part and other random items made by toxic males throughout history . . . But I think I'll keep him.

@nYdGeo

8 ай бұрын

Nooooo...I'm doomed.

@rjabraham

8 ай бұрын

@@nYdGeo it was nice knowing ya! rip 😂👍🏼

Other symptoms of toxic masculinity: •Standing up to pee •Enjoying a nice cigar with a single malt scotch •Enjoying the company of your loyal dog •Watching sports on a small tv in the other room while the wife watches Island Of Blind Date Kardashian Fashion Cooking on the 75" big screen •Earning a living •Protecting your family from harm •Fixing and maintaining all the appliances and vehicles in the household •Teaching your son or daughter how to ride a bike or throw a ball •Admiring the natural way your wife nurtures your young children •Happily wearing your clothes and 2 pair of shoes until they are worn out while silently observing your wife has dozens of shoes or outfits that she never wears •Happily doing without the sleep, money, toys, hanging with friends, or dates with your wife that you had as a single man so you can watch your children's sporting events or school activities Yes guys...we are destroying the world with our toxic masculinity!

@hillsidedweller656

9 ай бұрын

👍 God bless all the men suffering this way from TM. 🤩

@ashdapr1

9 ай бұрын

@@hillsidedweller656Amen!!

@mrkilroy9167

9 ай бұрын

Dealing without toys! Blasphemy!!! NEVER the wife can eat dog food!😂

@drozcompany4132

9 ай бұрын

Don't forget... having a wife

@dkionka

9 ай бұрын

Standing up to pee -- and leaving the seat up!

Man I didn’t know women hated it when I held the door for them! All the smiling and thank-yous really threw me off!!! Thank you so much! 😂

@richardwhite6062

4 ай бұрын

I actually encountered a scowl and use the other door creature once. I laughed.

@georgesmith7337

4 ай бұрын

@@richardwhite6062 WHAT?! Why? That’s weird

@richardwhite6062

4 ай бұрын

@georgesmith7337 new age lefties think it's old school patriarchal self righteousness.

@brndxt

3 ай бұрын

Most women appreciate the gesture, but the indoctrinated woke ones won't. They are taught to assume you are looking down on them.

@honey25873

3 ай бұрын

Oh you absolute monster! Yeah those smiles are hiding the fear that occurs when we females are within an unsafe distance from a male suffering from the awful disease called toxic masculinity. Seek help ASAP

I first realized I suffer from toxic masculinity while working on my truck with my own tools and my own hands. I mean who does that? Fixing stuff instead of just buying new stuff. Man I had it bad.

"If you find yourself battling the English in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help." To be fair, EVERYONE in the 14th century was beyond medical help.

@williammentink

9 ай бұрын

They shouldn't let being dead 700 years stop them from curing their toxic masculinity.

@palaceofwisdom9448

9 ай бұрын

Only if they failed to place their faith in alchemy. Boil two cups of water, add a Philosopher's Stone, then drink it as hot as you can stand and it will cure whatever ails you. A great side effect is that you will urinate gold!

@imperfectlump6070

9 ай бұрын

Everyone from the 14th century is still beyond medical help.

@avienated

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, they all died.

@IozziEric

9 ай бұрын

That was the best part! Lol

As a toxic man, sometimes I feel the urge to help a lady carrie her bags.

@palaceofwisdom9448

9 ай бұрын

"carrie her bags" You mean viciously attack her bags using telekinesis? 🤣

@johnnygonzales428

9 ай бұрын

Wait you help women you sir are the problem

@josephcampbell2400

9 ай бұрын

Heaven forbid

@jesterday2222

9 ай бұрын

How dare you sir! 🤣🤣

@rjabraham

9 ай бұрын

​@@palaceofwisdom9448the wit on this one had me grin ear to ear with some dam wet stuff in my eyes. 😂

100% toxic masculinity here and loving every moment.

Another sign is getting up every morning and going to work!!!

Can you believe it? I witnessed a father teaching his 5 & 6 year old sons toxic masculinity in public at the local KwikStar. They held doors open, let the ladies go first in line, and offered to help an older woman with her stuff. It was so adorable to be a part of their toxic training!

@Godstud

9 ай бұрын

That's HORRIBLE! I hope you reported them to child services.

@w00tb0ss

9 ай бұрын

Did they say please and thank you too? I sure hope not... ;)

@JustAnotherShopaholic

9 ай бұрын

​@@w00tb0ss😅😅😅

@firestream93

9 ай бұрын

The FBI must be notified right away! They "assaulted" those women. They probably were looking at the women's ass when she walked through. If YOU want to look at a woman's ass...so be it! God gave you eyes for a reason.

@Paul2377

8 ай бұрын

I get this is a joke, but am I the only man who holds doors open for anyone regardless of what's between their legs? It's not cause I'm scared of toxic masculinity, I just have good manners and I'm happy to hold a door open for a fellow man rather than letting it slam in his face. Am I even worse than toxic masculinity?! Save me! 🤣

i was diagnosed toxic masculinity stage 10 after rewatching all 60s and 70s Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson Movies. After infection i even found out i liked "streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden. I am now 68 years old...so, no chance to be cured!

@pigeonpoo1823

9 ай бұрын

I know it will be a challenge, being 68 an all, but just identify as a woman, pick a sport and dominate it. Win everything, break records and be a proud Strong Woman. This will last until a 20yr bloke pulls the same stunt.

@fernandoherbella8628

9 ай бұрын

@@pigeonpoo1823 Not any sport. Hobby horse hypism (vegan hypism) will be faster with a higher chance of cure.

@fionahelmer946

9 ай бұрын

Don't give up yet....try drinking vats of soya milk and watching the Barbie movie on a loop whilst shouting 'I am a feminist'. If that doesn't work the last resort is you could spend a few days (overdosing is easy with this one, so go slow) in any British educational establishment; probably most American ones too. Best of luck mate

@VE6XTC

9 ай бұрын

What about The Hunt For Red October? What a movie!

@jazzdude7014

9 ай бұрын

@@VE6XTC ahhhh or ZARDOZ Movie with Sean Connery..... women went really hot watching ths... what a great time to ...

Standing firm on your beliefs and opinions…a sure sign.

This is beyond Hollywood quality, we need more top content like this in our toxic life! 🙏

Toxic masculinity asked Chuck Norris for advice once. Now it's in therapy, working on being a better version of itself.

@painkillerbackup3276

3 ай бұрын

Brilliant

just prior to corona, i was holding a door open for a lady at the office building and she told me, it's not necessary anymore to hold doors open for ladies. i told her, i was raised to hold the doors open for everyone. men, women, kids. now i dont hold em open for women. i still hold them open for men and children and they smile back at me.

@palaceofwisdom9448

9 ай бұрын

I always ask "Would I go out of my way if this were a man?" and act accordingly.

@Yesica1993

9 ай бұрын

So one stupid female made you be nasty to all the rest of us? How is that fair?

@veronicav575

9 ай бұрын

😂

@veronicav575

9 ай бұрын

Just avoid opening doors for people who suffer from the cancer called feminism. Obvious external signs include rainbow colored hair, facial piercings, half shaved head, facial tattoos, and wearing a name tag that says their pronouns.

@SeaJay_Oceans

9 ай бұрын

MGTOW ! 😀

My dad left our family when i was young, so I thought for certain I would be immune from the disease. Sadly, a few great mentors and a God who showed mercy on me, and I now have stage 5 toxic masculinity...

I Am 63, and throughout my life most people (sissies and women) wanted me to get rid of it, and I couldn't get rid of it (I didn't try really hard) but as a man I learned how to control this GOD given gift: He helped me, but it's there when needed. As a matter-of-fact I needed it today to protect myself and my 3 younger children against a mad delusional manwoman. Amen...

@danielazbill1732

3 ай бұрын

Glad to hear you came out on top brother.

I found myself at Bass Pro Shops the other day. Sitting in the parking lot, I wondered how I got there. Then the realization hit me: it was my destination. That’s when it became clear my toxic masculinity was past the point of treatment.

@oznetyoutube125

8 ай бұрын

For Me, I knew it was Cronic when my first stop at Bass Pro Shop was the firearms department.

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only... toxic masculinity." 😂 I've been laughing for two days in that line alone.

@internetuser320

8 ай бұрын

For the empeor

@pvtpy1e

8 ай бұрын

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

@TheIndianaGeoff

8 ай бұрын

@@internetuser320 Random tentacles growing out your shoulder is for the woke.

@lukefriesenhahn8186

7 ай бұрын

It is the ultimate God-given truth about the man.

@archclement2902

5 ай бұрын

WAAAAAGGG

facing an army of thousands while there are only 300 of us - i'd say , beyond curable

I think I have this “deadly” sickness and some of my more serious symptoms include hunting, fishing, riding a dirt bike, and worst of all driving a pickup truck

@oldad6207

3 ай бұрын

I've been afflicted with all of the above for over 5 decades.

@chrisosmond3115

3 ай бұрын

Oh my God!!! I think I have it!! I had no idea

@kwannathamon2573

3 ай бұрын

OMG!! I'm a girl but I ride a dirt bike and my dream car is a pickup truck. Does it mean I got infected too ?!?

@Capt.nixon1

3 ай бұрын

Oh shit...I have a pickup and do all these things... lol

@Sureshots.

3 ай бұрын

Sounds generational. In your case, no cure.

Well, as a woman, Im grateful for God fearing hardworking men. I know women dont want to edmit it, but it helps us feel a little safer. And Ill say it just cause they won't, thanks for holding the door and all you do. God bless! 🙏💖💖

@RebekahNicole

9 ай бұрын

I'll say it all day long! Thank God for men who are and want to be what God made them to be.

@buffgarfield3231

9 ай бұрын

Too bad I'm gonna slam that glass door in your face and yell equality

@Gavin-qh7li

9 ай бұрын

Jesus is the Alpha and Omega and not a Beta

@Ellaquartuccio-vi1bs

9 ай бұрын

AMEN!!!🙏

@JustAnotherShopaholic

9 ай бұрын

I'll admit it, but I *do* wish I felt better about being a woman, all my life I've felt unimportant because of that and men get the best assignments so I feel like I missed out on a great life, please help 🤷

I'm guilty of passing my toxic masculinity on to my child, I teach her to make fart noises with her armpit, she pees in the backyard more than I do, eats almost everything with her hands and flattened the bully in her class

@josepnebotrius872

3 ай бұрын

By accident I did the same to my dog and now it points me which pub has Guinness.

@rmar1957

3 ай бұрын

😂😅😂

Yup, my grandparents exposed me to toxic masculinity, as a child. The United States Army, pre-"wokeness", exacerbated my symptoms.

I have all the symptoms of Toxic Masculinity except for the WWE one. I thinks it’s over for me

@davidjones8299

9 ай бұрын

I saw that match. So, I'm counting it. 😂

@williammentink

9 ай бұрын

Set up a ring in your backyard and close that deficit gap.

@talonstrike01

9 ай бұрын

surviving the 14th century must have been tough

@taroman7100

9 ай бұрын

and we ladies, we REAL women love you for it!!!

@ruidadgmailcanada8508

9 ай бұрын

You’re just in remission. I stopped at 15 while still WWF, was good until 27 and relapsed due to peer pressure. It was brief but glorious. Still clean after 25 years.

If your neighbor is working on his car in the garage and you walk over with two beers, toxic masculinity Teaching your son to repair the window he broke instead of calling a guy, toxic masculinity Leaving the house on a sudden "errand" that couldn't wait 15mins before your mother in law is scheduled to come over then you make it back just a few mins after she left, toxic masculinity

I don't know how you guys can have endless humor. Love love love you guys.

Speaking your mind out, risking your own life is, too, one of the grave signs of toxic masculinity.

I bought a ribeye steak the other day and told myself "omg, that's not a vegan mushroom with insect seasoning..." I immediately knew I needed help against this toxic masculine scourge.

@josepnebotrius872

3 ай бұрын

Mushrooms are always vegan the problem is when they have meat inside. You have been happy picking them in the mountains forests, barbecuing them and then "shit, worms". 😢

@nardopolo7407

3 ай бұрын

try bacon wrapped mushroooms bacon is vegan. Bacon has no central nervous system.

@onamattapeeya

3 ай бұрын

I just told someone yesterday about the time I tried to eat one of those giant mushrooms, it was covered in shredded cheese, I ended up just eating the cheese and throwing away the mushroom because it tasted like shiitake,😂 get it?

@josepnebotrius872

3 ай бұрын

I love both cheese and mushrooms.

Earlier, my wife asked me to take out the trash... Not today, toxic masculinity 👍

@mani3390

9 ай бұрын

My wife dosn't evan ask anymore

@ourfutureisdark

9 ай бұрын

Lmao I🤣

@Jk-ps2bn

9 ай бұрын

Taking out the trash shows masculinity, not makes you more soy boy.

@mikesolns1364

9 ай бұрын

That's just beta male stuff. You have her take it out and then you bang her

@icedriver2207

9 ай бұрын

If she was really empowered she would have "told" you and not asked you to take it out. Your toxic masculinity is destroying her strength and independence.

My flavor of toxic masculinity: insisting on smoking meats for every gathering with the in-laws so I can sit outside and avoid them while I listen to books about ww2.

@scrap8341

2 ай бұрын

Damn , it's late I suppose.

@NH1969GOAT

28 күн бұрын

Good tip man, thanks!!

"Cigars of Freedom" 💀

I’m a woman who loves toxic masculinity. And men who suffer from toxic masculinity syndrome. I will check myself in to rehab now but I think I may be beyond help.

@VE6XTC

9 ай бұрын

If you live in Vancouver, BC, you're beyond Hope.

@hollygolightly649

9 ай бұрын

@@VE6XTC I live in Zimbabwe where men are men. There is no such thing as transgenderism and there is no alphabet community. It doesn’t exist. I am using the term toxic masculinity in a tongue in cheek manner. There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. Are some men bad. Yes. Are some women bad. Yes. Without men this planet couldn’t exist. Men have invented everything we have. Men have built everything we utilise. Men have created everything we enjoy. I wish the feminists would realise that.

@ashdapr1

9 ай бұрын

Me too!! I’m definitely beyond help.

@RebekahNicole

9 ай бұрын

Same...oh well.

@SpenReyn

9 ай бұрын

Toxic masculinity rehab would be the best place to find a husband, if you can get him out fast enough

I think this is great. We can define toxic masculinity as a disability and sue for discrimination. The only true solution to TM (assuming you are seriously inclined to 'cure' this) is to self identify as either a hair stylist, yoga instructor, or trans-gender TicTok star. These identities are the foundation of resolving TM. Some side effects may be encountered.

@blshouse

9 ай бұрын

And drinking Bud Light. That is an important step on the road to recovery!

@taroman7100

9 ай бұрын

ha! luv you guys.

@steprockmedia

9 ай бұрын

I was feeling bad about myself because I had a few of those symptoms. All I kept thinking was: how can I get more?

@eddysgaming9868

9 ай бұрын

This yet another identity suffering from 'oppression'. I'm demanding my reprarations.

@maxbennett5412

9 ай бұрын

@@steprockmedia Live a happy life and treat others as you want to be treated and you are on a good path to get more symptoms.

The battery, in my 2009 F250, died the other day and I pushed my Truck in a spot away from traffic by myself... I felt the Toxic Masculinity bigly!!!

A few days ago I was getting into a store, spotted a random woman carrying a fairly large parcel with both hands, and I actually stopped to hold the door open so she could exit the store with a degree of grace. Lo and behold, she actually did, with a smile and a thank you. Zero fuss. I guess she got momentarily overwhelmed by the fumes of my toxic masculinity.

The ability to change a tire is very high levels of toxic masculinity.

@BasementBerean

9 ай бұрын

I remember when that skill just got you promoted up from wuss.

@VE6XTC

9 ай бұрын

Some man gave me a tire iron. How silly. Tires are supposed to be all wrinkly.

@michaelweston7742

9 ай бұрын

And here I thought changing a tyre was something every male born human being could just do without any training. The world really has gone to 💩

Driving a truck, liking hard hits in football, wearing a cap with the brim curved, ordering biscuits and gravy with your breakfast. Reading James Ellroy, calling people you don't know "Meat," and still paying for things with cash. Toxic.

@jordanandrew2786

9 ай бұрын

"Calling people you don't know, meat." What sort of context is this used, I want to start saying it? I'll occasionally call new guys at work "Fresh Meat", but that's it.

@TempeLane11552

9 ай бұрын

@@jordanandrew2786 An old coach that didn’t remember anyone’s name just called everyone “Meat."

@nhmooytis7058

9 ай бұрын

SAUSAGE gravy!

@nhmooytis7058

9 ай бұрын

James Ellroy is great! Excellent film too made from LA Confidential with Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey and Guy Pearce!

@Electrodexify

9 ай бұрын

Liking hard hits in Football. You mean micro concussions? No wonder professional football players regret ever playing football because of the brain damage that ruined the quality of their life

Just to be clear: Im a woman and I hold doors for men too. If they are carrying heavy things and stuff. I also do it for older ladies, and people in general. That's being polite. Greetings from Chile 🇨🇱

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity" HE'S NOT WRONG 🤣🤣 (as an avid 40k player)

Bacon-eater? Check. Facial hair? Check. Regular self-enlisted lawn-mowing? Check. Lack of self-loathing? Check. ... Even more dire signs: Have changed my own oil (it wasn't pretty). Replaced my own spark plugs, once, I'll admit it. I'm in my 60s, too far gone to be a candidate for treatment, probably.

@hrw1936

9 ай бұрын

Have you asked your doctor about options? Some medications slow the disease process.

@beerdedwanderer

9 ай бұрын

You've only changed your spark plugs once? Gaaaaaaay.

@charliedontsurf334

9 ай бұрын

@@hrw1936 Surgery can help too!

@michaelweston7742

9 ай бұрын

Just this morning I lifted weights, did pushups, sit-ups and pull-ups. I sweated like a pig and enjoyed every moment of it. I think my toxic masculinity may be terminal.😂

@sijul6483

9 ай бұрын

Have you tried Canadian healthcare? I hear their doctors are the best. Anyway, best of luck and hope you manage to recover!

"It's called toxic masculinity and over %40 of men are affected every day." Me: You gotta bump those number up, those are rookie numbers.

@robertmorris8997

9 ай бұрын

Yeah. It needs to be like 95, 98%

@denelmi

9 ай бұрын

@@robertmorris8997 I don't know, California is a big state.

@robertmorris8997

9 ай бұрын

@@denelmi One can always hope.

@DustinBarlow8P

8 ай бұрын

You Gentlemen feel like Talking about Roman Empire?

not toxic masculinity, its masculinity. And i LOVE it.

That was the best thing I have seen in a very long time! Cheers.

I am a man that doesn't hate himself, and I don't care if the world hates me for it. I thank God for making me who he wanted me to be. Being a man is a good thing. Stand up, man, and don't let yourself be knocked down by those who hate you!

@timby2383

9 ай бұрын

the world doesn't hate you, only liberal america or w europe. The world is so much more than just these tiny liberoid regions. you should visit russia, cheers

@JustAnotherShopaholic

9 ай бұрын

Now as a woman I've been struggling all my life to feel like being one is a good thing, please help if you can

@VovaHCK

8 ай бұрын

You are heavily ill bro!!)))))))))

@happyappy19931

7 ай бұрын

❤

I just grew a moustache last month, but I don't think it's covered by my medical insurance. Of course, a real man would just pay medical bills out of pocket, but I suppose that would make me even more toxic. What to do?

@joshvega3329

9 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have to let nature run its course and allow your moustache to take over your face. It's the only way.

@lancerevell5979

9 ай бұрын

I've worn a full beard since getting out of the Navy in 1986. I am beyond redemption, and loving it! 😎👍

@NRDavis-wl8vn

9 ай бұрын

Went to the Emergency Room 4 hours after running my fingers through the Table Saw Blade. Nurse who checked me in remarked: Your one of those guys who won't go to the Hospital till you can't drive yourself there. Toxic 🤔 and Proud 💪🧟‍♂️😠

Occasionally scratching your balls is also a sure give-away of toxic masculinity.

😂 love the 🐝 Bee, nice to find it in KZread feed.

Am I suffering from "Toxic masculinity"? No, I enjoy every minute of it.

Manspreading on my motorcycle at red lights.

@Walter-wo5sz

9 ай бұрын

Those of us about to die salute you.

Great shout out to 40k & all other things toxically masculine!!! 😆😆😆 Subscribed!

"Slam the door in her face and yell EQUALITY! through the glass" had me rolling haha

If you smell burnt rubber and gasoline, then get excited, you might have toxic masculinity. Lol

@duanebosch9508

9 ай бұрын

2 stoke MX bikes. Mmmmmm.

@rjabraham

9 ай бұрын

omg I've had this abnormality since I was a kid. It's called functional TM. Lol

@thestoryteller1807

9 ай бұрын

My mom and sis would smell gasoline and say "aaaaaaa it smells awful" and I would just sit in the back seat like "*inhale* aaaaaahh. fuel."

@nikkisalazar6726

9 ай бұрын

​@@thestoryteller1807That symptom has it's own deeper classification, it's called "Petro masculinity" (and no, I didn't make that up)

@avalonjustin

4 ай бұрын

God I love those smells! And the smell of car repair garages, or new tires.

Woman here, i laughed pretty hard at the slam door in the face equality part. My grandmother introduced me to this channel awhile ago, thanks Nana.

@salazam

8 ай бұрын

"woman here" Funny how they always feel the need to announce that.

@TheMakersMarkTSF

6 ай бұрын

@@salazam That wasn't "Funny", that was normal and appreciated; what is "Funny" (as you used the term) is the fact that you felt the need to comment here in an effort to harass her about it.

@juliancate7089

4 ай бұрын

Just be prepared for the fallout. You see, we men won't know that your not a Feminist b*tch who wants to co-op our masculinity, so YOU could be the one who gets the door slammed in her face with a scream of "Equaalityyy" from the other side. Furthermore, men may avoid you, not look at you, and generally act like you're invisible - which is something all men except giga-Chads face from birth - and it can be pretty jarring for a woman to be treated the way men are treated. So, just understand that our quest for non-toxic behavior may land on you.

@Xnocturnus

4 ай бұрын

Always nice to see a woman in a room full of blokes! 😻

@rickyracestrickland8927

4 ай бұрын

Grumpy Owl....I like that 😃. It's funny. The idea of a p*used off owl made me smile big. How'd you come up with that?

Lmao I lost it when I saw taker throw mankind off the cell that was classic and comical 😂😂

Yep I got it I was diagnosed early when I was 15 been enjoying it for 35 years got it from my Marine father! Hunting fishing camping motorcycles beautiful woman chasing. Before I got married of course! Ya boys I got it bad,and it's real good!

Ok the last one seriously hit home. I grew up and still am habitually hating myself. I dont know what to do anymore

My two teenage sons just wrestled to see who could be the first to do something they both wanted to do at the same time. I would consider this a symptom of a severe case.

what we really have a problem with is toxic femininity you should make a video on that for all the middle aged Karen's out there.

@VE6XTC

9 ай бұрын

Or what about a video of converting soy boys at a "re-education" camp? That would be fun.

@metalmamasue3680

7 ай бұрын

As a woman who also knows what one is, I wholeheartedly agree. It's toxic asf to real women everywhere. Thankfully I gave birth to sons, who I seem to relate better to. 😂 And here's a hint to toxic males everywhere. ReaI women Iove reaI men. Bonus points to anyone who Iistened to Mr ManIy on the radio years ago before it was outlawed 🤭

@rhondab9792

5 ай бұрын

Not sure the Karen's are all middle aged.

- I like roast and grilled meat, especially pork and beef. - I'm not a WWE wrestler but one of my signature moves is the DDT. An excellent follow-up attack after a chokehold. I guess I suffer from toxic masculinity.

Yes, i am suffering from extreme masculinity. Me & the Bois get to the gym. We getting better bodies. We start to make money from our businesses. We start getting girls attention. I somehow got a wife & have a wonderful kid. We all are able to provide good living. Then, we have more free time to enjoy time & life, such as go to places, hiking, hunting, etc.

I am so glad that I'm married to a male who suffers from toxic masculinity. One way I know this, he always walks on the outside of the sidewalk next to the traffic to protect me. Wow who could ask for anything more!?

What is the best way to keep my brother-in-laws(liberal vegans) safe from my very certain case of toxic masculinity? Does the covid shot take care of that as well? I'm so toxic I own guns and would use them to defend my land. I think I'm doomed to be this way forever and the worst thing yet is my son wants to play sports! He's only 4 years old and already showing the signs of this generational curse! 😂😂

@jonatand2045

9 ай бұрын

The covid shot is an effective way to reduce the severity of covid. In case you were dunking on it. I don't know how vaccines got tangled up in the culture war.

@azuredragon7879

9 ай бұрын

Well, what we've learned from the medical authoritarians during the C19 pandemic is that we must quarantine the healthy. So, to protect your brother-in-laws from your toxic masculinity, you must lock them in a padded room.

@alperdue2704

9 ай бұрын

What a blessing.

@xXxDSMer

9 ай бұрын

take your brothers in law to the range. that'll fix 'em right up

@Diogenes-ty9yy

9 ай бұрын

@@xXxDSMer Agreed. Nothing like someone feeling the power of a firearm for the first time to make them lust for more.

Nice to see the 40k love

Yes, and thankful for my support group that meets every weeknight at the gym where we lift heavy weights to vent the terrible affliction of toxic masculinity from our bodies. It ain't working.

I think I have another symptom of toxic masculinity! I believe fathers are important and should be the head of a household and respected. Am a toxically masculine?

@nikkisalazar6726

9 ай бұрын

Yes you are. But I suspect a sweet girl will put up with you.

@sharoncontini3284

9 ай бұрын

Yes, thank sweet Jesus, you are. Now go find yourself a good wife and be the head of your household.

@IsraelCountryCube

9 ай бұрын

​@@nikkisalazar6726 or you know he puts up with her what's the difference mAW!

@IsraelCountryCube

9 ай бұрын

Uh oh I want to stop masturbating I think I'm toxic I should keep being addicted to pornography because my queen who leaches off from thousands of men is money hungry and narcissistic whatever shall I doo!??

@bighamspamjr

9 ай бұрын

You f*cking Nazi

Helping someone get their car out of a snow drift in -40 degree Celsius. True sign of toxic masculinity. Best to leave people in their cars, probably only wearing a jacket, no mitts or hat.

I just discovered the Babylon Bee. From Australia, great stuff!

Wanting to pass while near your only child, remembering how you used to cradle her, singing to her " You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray, you'll never know just how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away" while she slept, and now wishing you could have done that forever...

That's why I identify myself as a pint of beer being thrown on the wall. Having the worst symptoms of masculinity while being protected by the "minority immunity act" is just amazing.

@avienated

9 ай бұрын

Smart move sir, smart move.

@nhmooytis7058

9 ай бұрын

I’m a 71 year old lady and I identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Most millenial men seem to identify as woosies 😂😂😂.

@Electrodexify

9 ай бұрын

​@nhmooytis7058 What does that say about the parents that raised them. Also, boomers thanks alot for voting for policies that benefit your generation in your prime time and then voting for policies that benefit your retirement. While leaving the younger generations with nothing but SSN debt from you all.

@nhmooytis7058

9 ай бұрын

@@Electrodexify womp womp womp. Try getting a job and quit sponging off mummy and mummy.

@Electrodexify

9 ай бұрын

@@nhmooytis7058 Umm, I have a cushy job and live on my own. However the future of owning a home and having a family is no longer possible for young generations. People younger than me can't even move from their parents basements. Boomers reaped all the benefits, were promiscous, partied with drugs. Enjoyed all the benefits and thought nothing about newer generations, when they increased their pension benefits.

We need Toxic Masculinity Acceptance #toxicmasculinityphobia

@pauljeffers5495

9 ай бұрын

Amen!

@spocker22

9 ай бұрын

It's not toxic though so it's masculinephobia

@rodger7029

9 ай бұрын

@@spocker22 it is to the wokesters everywhere

Knowing they've taken everything away from you, but knowing that you can get it all back again, now THAT is most telling sign. Especially when you're on the way to doing just that. Ayn Rand - The Fountainhead

😂 Great Video Mate, Thanks from Britain.

I have facial hair, I don't hate myself, and on more than one occasion, I've held the door open for women. It's too late for me. Save yourself.

"eating bacon wrapped bacon " best line here

Yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" when not in Sparta is a sure sign. I have seen and experienced it 😮

Yeah, shared this with my hubby...he threw the phone at me

Not only do I have Toxic Masculinity, I am also surrounded by other men who have it too. It's spreading!!!!

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity". Aaaaaand I'm dying with laughter, thanks for that!

@markdorn8873

9 ай бұрын

Careful, heresy will get you a bolter round from the commissar.

@heeroyuy4561

9 ай бұрын

For the Emperor!

I one time saw a picture of Ron Paul when he was in high school. He looked kind of buff and it made me feel the need to go work out.

If my husband asked me to mow the lawn, I would not be happy 😂 Men and women both have different strengths, so let's work together as a team and use them as intended by nature. That is the dynamic that works best! Masculinity is sexy (in MEN).

I was just about to go to the gym. Thank God this came up in my feed. Now I'll just curl up on the couch and watch a few episodes of the bachelorette.

@Walter-wo5sz

9 ай бұрын

Darma and Greg.

@MichaelPiz

9 ай бұрын

@@Walter-wo5sz Hey, Dharma was _hawt!_ (Only reason I ever watched that show.)

More signs of toxic masculinity: • Understanding that “nothing in life is free”. • Knowing that nothing is over until you say it is. • Placing those you are responsible for above self. • Tipping your cap to a lady, and calling her Ma’am.

@christosferizis-synodinos8851

8 ай бұрын

Last one is just Internet Moderator Shit

@dreadcthulhu5

8 ай бұрын

What if you are female and do these things. Can women catch toxic masculinity?

@mattiacenacchi726

8 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2uq1rl7ZNLdlKg.html nothing is over until we decide it is.

@salazam

8 ай бұрын

If you are responsible for someone, putting them above self is irresponsible by literal definition. It's why you put the oxygen mask on yourself first in airplanes. You can't help them if you're dead.

@juangringo3906

8 ай бұрын

@@salazam Exceptions dont make the rule. If you compare apples to oranges in efforts to make a valid point to get your own way and make you feel better about yourself you may suffer from toxic toddlerinity.

The other day, I gave another man a firm handshake and looked at him straight in the eyes. There's no hope for me.

- Being in public without a shirt on - Randomly going through the basket ball shot motion - Stretching when you first stand up - Manspreading - Standing with your legs more than shoulder-width apart - Using a chainsaw… ever… - Referring to a female’s physical attributes in any positive way - Exercising… - Looking at yourself in the mirror - Breathing…

I'm still coming to terms with my habit of giving a secured load a good push and saying 'that's not goin anywhere'.

@JustAnotherShopaholic

9 ай бұрын

Woman but same 😅😅😅

Self reliance. Responsibility. Loyalty. Duty. Hard Work. The list goes on.

@TopsideCrisis346

9 ай бұрын

Bad-assery. 💥😎💥

@sovietunion7643

9 ай бұрын

basically anything that would make you considering changing yourself for the better because some of these women feel threatened at the fact that someone could even consider getting better and showing signs of aspiration, as then we all wouldn't be equal. i swear its like a cope, trying to drag others down so you don't feel bad about your own shortcomings.

@wms72

9 ай бұрын

Strength Heteronormativity

@bigbird4481

9 ай бұрын

Also known as SRLDH

@herbert993

9 ай бұрын

Staying armed & vigilant

I couldn't resist the urge to wash and wax my convertible in my Driveway on a Sunday afternoon after church with my shirt off and original Hawaiian Tropic suntan oil on. . OF course the Marshall Tucker band was on the Spotify! and my dog was lying in the grass loving every minute of it. what a beautiful day!!!

2:10 The only time I hate myself is the day after leg day (and the day after that).