Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Too Much Bacon!? w/ Kippy & Foley
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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Пікірлер: 487
Petition to call 16 quantity of anything a "Foleys Dozen"
@greenpilltheory6649
Жыл бұрын
classic
@7chrisjeep
Жыл бұрын
Second
@jakesmall3454
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tigerlily9981
Жыл бұрын
😂
@christopher7725
Жыл бұрын
Using this. Spreading the word.
Foleys food habits are like a murder case that just keeps turning up body's !
Foley out here making 1 LB of pasta, a jar of sauce, a slab of bacon and 8 hot dogs for dinner. I’m with it. 👍🏾👍🏾
Foley Calling le creuset “la croissant” kills me 😂
@zaclikescauliflower2877
Жыл бұрын
The verbal skills of a 6 year old, i swear to god
Foley eating a slab of bacon and a full jar of sauce with a full box of pasta is the funniest shit
@jorgeo1492
Жыл бұрын
*fattest
@SAFbikes
Жыл бұрын
And it’s microwaved bacon!! 😂
@CowneloAlvaroid
Жыл бұрын
That sounds so good rn
@Millor001
Жыл бұрын
and an entire jug of tropicana. And an entire can of pillsbury rolls. "to just pick on through out the day" This definitely means between what he considers actual meals
@jmoricelli
Жыл бұрын
I recently tired the full jar of sauce with a whole box of pasta and it’s not a bad move. I’d venture to say there isn’t enough sauce. The sauce on leftover pasta gets real dicey once it gets cold
Foley is wild with all his "you make the whole package" talk. He does that with everything. Smdh
@ednakrabapoly
Жыл бұрын
feast or famine. still waiting on that famine
@manny_1
Жыл бұрын
I mean getting to 400lbs take work
@TheRantinghick
Жыл бұрын
@@manny_1 id bet hes closer to 500 than 400.
@shanesarcade9210
Жыл бұрын
I'm in tears
16:31 two years later… I’m still in disbelief about this “whole pack” conversation. 😂😂😂 SOS send uncle Hank help asap.
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely insane how he can polish off a pound of bacon in one sitting, and still eat eggs and biscuits lol
@albertomega3335
Жыл бұрын
I cook all of the bacon, and the whole jar of pasta sauce! Team Foley!
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Kind of an all or nothing kinda guy 😂 all for him, none for you
@0to60in1day
Жыл бұрын
I live alone. I get 1.5 lbs of bacon at a time from the butcher case. I cook it all at once and eat 3-4 pieces day one. The rest of it gets put in a gallon ziplock bag and eaten over the rest of the week. Throw a piece or two on a sandwich. Cut a piece up throw it on a salad, etc. It doesn’t have to be stored away raw after opened up.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
@@0to60in1day I get that.
Got home from work. Was sad there wasn't a new episode. Then refreshed my youtube and BOOM. The boys appeared, to save my day from the treacherous grasps of boredom. Love all of you. Saw yall in Portland and every single one of yous killlllled. Cant wait till yall come back. I watch you guys every single day/night and ive almost finished the entire AYG KZread and Patreon. Im just that kind of bozo😂 may the laughter never end and may the smiles you bring to all of us continue on for generations to come.💯😊
With this logic, Foley has definitely dusted a carton of eggies in one sitting too.
@TheThejaketucker
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and a whole stick of butter to cook it in / put. On the biskies
@ZenoSama_
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Grease right down the sink? Real classy
@brentsed
Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I read this comment before playing the video. It's Taranteno-esque.
@TheRantinghick
Жыл бұрын
a cartoon of eggs a pound of bacon and biscuits every morning. My stomach hurts just thinking about it. Im assuming as defensive as he got it was a fairly regular thing not just ''on the weekends''. Classic fat guy 'no i dont eat like an animal all the time'.
I stand with Foley. I make the whole pack of bacon.
@frandeep
Жыл бұрын
BLT's for lunch if you don't eat it all in the morning. No problems!
@kevinb7126
Жыл бұрын
Chip away at that bacon pile all day long .
@zaclikescauliflower2877
Жыл бұрын
And do you resemble his sleek, girlish figure?
@MachoDylySavage
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinb7126 exactly
Worst week in years. Literally BOTH parents in the hospital. You guys always come through with a happy escape.
That “Sun-In” doing wonders for Foley
@Knitting_aand_knitting_aand
7 ай бұрын
Think he got the 55gal drum at Costco
We need a AYG cooking show. 30 minutes at a time Folley cooking up some eggies
@5512131
8 ай бұрын
Omggg 😂 yessss
Between the full pasta box and sauce, the whole pack of bacon and all the hot dogs. I have no words.
“Toby, hit me” 😂😂 that was hysterical
Don’t forget The people want a TANK TOP/BOZO BEATER episode for when you hit 100k subscribers ‼️
Toby has never made me mad before.. till he said ketchup is ONLY for breakfast potatoes and mayonnaise is for fries. Pulp Fiction had a real impact on this kid. 😂
@6ixto
Жыл бұрын
Ketchup IS only for breakfast potatoes...and fries...and burgers....BUT THATS IT
@solorzanochris665
Жыл бұрын
A Royale with cheese
@tmacfan824
Жыл бұрын
ketchup on a good breakfast potato is a goddamed american treasure
@billysimpson7300
Жыл бұрын
People who dip their fries in mayo should be on a watch list.
@justinjeffery3720
Жыл бұрын
Le big Mac Lol funny comment I was thinking same thing
Fellas, you don't go TO an expensive neighborhood because they don't usually have storage places in expensive neighborhoods. You go to the place that has climate-controlled, fully indoor storage. People store super expensive things in there like wine, antique handmade furniture, antique pistols, sports cards/memorabilia, etc. The problem is that they often don't allow their storage unit to become delinquent in payment unless they die so you might need to poke around a bit to find a decent one.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
This is going to backfire.
@tantummodomortemhabetsigni3719
Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 What's trashier than two scumbags that just came into money wandering though a high-value storage area looking to make a quick score?
All hail Shockwave
@AJohnSmith
Жыл бұрын
All hail Trogdor.
@bozobowers5359
Жыл бұрын
Shaner ?
@ednakrabapoly
Жыл бұрын
praise him
Toby sometime in his life for sure said "Mom come on! You know Trogdor prefers Mayonnaise!"
No bacon in the house… BUTCHER BOX EVERYBODY! 😂😂😂
@TheRantinghick
Жыл бұрын
that just means he eats it as it comes in so technically there is no bacon in the house
"I lose forks" made me cackle, something about that got me 🤣
Loved the bacon talk right into a butcher box ad read. Brilliant 👌
"There's no bacon in my house... Butcherbox, Baby!" 😆
What a god damn fine evening to be here wit you bozos, and the other homies. Clean living fellas.
LOL, Foley eating a 1lb of a bacon by himself on Sunday's is why we are here.
‘They were a gift?!?’ 😂😂😂 how did we gloss over that?! Also I painted my windshield over my registration to the right color for the year.
When I was a kid I nearly burnt my house down microwaving a Chick-fil-A sandwich in its package. Didn’t realize it had foil interior.
Major foley brain moment at 11:16 La croissant when he means to say le creuset lol
I love hearing Foley lay down how to cook/prepare food. The passion and detail is infectious. You two's gotta get on Somethings Burning stat.
@PhaedruS007
Жыл бұрын
They already did it just hasn’t been released yet!
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
It’s poor people cooking. Gluttons
My wife and I ALWAYS make the entire pack of bacon.... We eat anywhere from 2/3 to 3/4 at breakfast, and have a few pieces left over to put on a sandwich the following lunch or to add to another meal in the upcoming days.
42:05 The punch-in on Kippy had me in tears.
I'm with Foley on the spaghetti, bacon and the hotdogs.
Trash trash trash.....love it. Foley and his sun in hair!
Is that how everyone says pregame in your head? 😆 🤣 😂
Bouncing between catching up on old episodes and watching the new ones as they come out and gall dang....might be my new favorite podcast and I never thought a non-automotive podcast could do that. Keep doing what you guys do!!
This was like a congress hearing 😂😂
Foley making entire packs of bacon and hot dogs is just too good 😂😂😂
56:00 peak foley paranoia of everything, you could convince him his oven was a transformer😂
58:15 Kippy, every time someone starts a sentence with "this is" and pauses a little too long, that's the first thing that pops into my head too 😂
Ketchup is delicious on everything! Hold your ground Foley!
Ketchup on eggs is a delicacy that only the luckiest have experienced
You guys need to make a checklist or questionnaire written out for us to ask our friends when they come over, as like a game or something to see if they are garbage
Woof kippies aunt got him dead to rights. “I know what you do up there, you fill up the tub and flop around like free Willy” hahaha
I just had a meatloaf sandwich for lunch 3 days in a row. BBQ sauce, no ketchup. So kick rocks T-bone!
15:15 I was like how is foleys heart still going with that much bacon
I dropped “legal tender” at the zoo the other day trying to get a crisp Washington for a Sacagawea dollar coin 🤦♂️🤣
Bacon-shaming Foley for an hour -> smash cut to ButcherBox read 🤣
I was with you Foley, on the whole box 9f pasta with whole jar of spaghetti sauce. But not with the bacon, yes you can most definitely only cook a few pieces and put the rest back in the fridge. That's normal. Lol 😂
"That's legal tender right there..." lmao
My dad would smash the old bar of soap into the new one like they were lumps of clay ...... hit or miss success if they stuck. Great episode gentlemen thanks!
let's goooo boys 🗑🗑🗑
Great Episode 👍, You guys are the best !
Hot sauce on eggs is doing 360 windmill dunks on ketchup all day
By the way, I know kippey don't read these no more, but I had to drop a quick shout out to da boys. I looked at the merch page today and saw that everything goes up to 5X! For gents of the portly persuasion, such as myself, I do appreciate the shit outta that. Good lookin' out boys.
THAT CLOSE UP WAS LEGENDARY
Foley fuckin kills me when he just assumes people cook the entire pack of everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣
cut the bacon in half still in the package and put the other half in the ziplock
@jakeriff95
Жыл бұрын
just blew my mind..
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
Cutting the bacon in half is the best. Easier to cook and store
You can't wrap bacon back up and can only eat it on Sundays is deep into Foleyville and explains so much
Lol kippy calling pumice a Mediterranean dip 😂 i think you mean hummus bud 🤣
I’m VERY curious what else Foley doesn’t put back in the fridge and just makes the whole box/bag/packet
Excellent “Through the roof” by T-Bone!
The way Foley talks about food and thinks it's normal is frightening definitely shades of Brent Chrysler
shout out to peanut oil....I have no idea why i just lost my mind laughing...My god i love these guys
Meatloaf sandwich is absolutely a thing. A beautiful thing (especially with bacon). Gotta defend H. when he's on it. It's rare.
well boys you def deserve this podcast title wen H foley goes to defend dipping steak in ketchup without batting an eye!
Don't play stupid with Mr, what is this the first 48? Foley cooked me in the first 2 minutes 😂😂😅😅
10 dolla homie here. Shoutout to em!
Gonna see if I can move some things around so I can see y’all in Indy. Driving a couple of hours is nothing as laughing is priceless. Your uploads help power me through. Great job T-bone!
“Toby hit me “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
M.C. Escher bottle of water 🤣
We 100% make the entire pack of bacon, every single time.
Lol 😂that was a half hour of bacon talk!
“La croissant” - H Foley when referring to le crueset
fresh cold snack bacon in the fridge is S-tier bachelor chow. Nibblin' some right now
Are we just going to pass the big man talking like a child when talking about his eggies and his dippies haha
it is insane to cook a whole pack of bacon if you're feeding less than 3 people
Foley got Kippy on that intro 😂😂
Man to be a patron and garbage…. The bacon convo had my mind blown 🤯
You guys are the best! Had some good laughs.
Yesss!! Always pumped for that wed night eppy drop 🗑❤️🗑
"its like hotdogs.. you cook the whole pack" my cheap ass dad at BJs getting a 25pack haha
You Absolutely cook the whole pack of bacon.
Ketchup on hotdogs and grilled cheese Toby you're goofin
Trying to justify cooking a whole package of bacon because you can’t “reseal” the package is peak Foleyville
@Mmksen289
Жыл бұрын
Idk I kinda agree
"Go through bone like butter" shoutout to Bricktop
Foley is right about the bacon. 🥓 The smart move is cook em all.. saves well for at least a week+. Only one mess and one clean up..
Stoked you guys are coming to paso robles with Bruce. Can't wait to see you all!
Shoutout to the big man for that banger of an intro!
My family of 6 doesn't eat as much as FOLEY +1 for breakfast!
I cook all the bacon too Foley! I feel attacked lmao.
Awee Foley fawcett. What a tender heart. I saw the panic flash in his eyes when he asked “why?!” I would panic thinking the house would fill up with gas too. Thankfully the husbeast knows all this stuff or my dad will assuage my fears 😹🫶🏻♥️
We eat meatloaf sandwiches... not just Foley..lol
making all the bacon every time!
11:15 "La Croissant?" lol! That is literally the garbage translation for "Le Creuset"
Going to the 1st show in Boston looking forward to seeing the boys
I eat a whole pack of bacon every time.
Holy fuckin shit the homies!!!!! And I thought it would b a bad night at work, not now!!!! 🗑🗑🗑
Kippy feelin a little grumpy these past few eppys. Breakin Foleys eggy's for no reason.
Foley using the whole jar of spaghetti sauce...and now the whole bag of bacon...what will we find out next that Foley refuses to refrigerate.