“I just wanna get high and find a victim” has to be the most Joey Diaz line ever 😂

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Like a doctah

@mr.tellithowitis106

4 ай бұрын

Tremendous

@hughjass7101

4 ай бұрын

his crimes are all exaggerations. he went to jail for 11months.

@jill9165

4 ай бұрын

@@hughjass7101 you clearly dont know much

@eatass5627

4 ай бұрын

@@hughjass7101I know people who have done crazier shit and never got caught People who think his stories could never happen just haven’t seen that side of life The underbelly of Massachusetts north shore is full of people just like Joey

This hour will be better than the entire Super Bowl. Thanks boys

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Facts!!

@tmacfan824

4 ай бұрын

better than the first half for sure

@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril

4 ай бұрын

Getting high with Joey is my superbowl

@ceeloz0029

4 ай бұрын

A truer statement has never been written 👌

@sillencze3267

4 ай бұрын

Aaaaaand it was

Watching Foley cross off literally nothing on his notebook is hilarious

@prestonshehan8

4 ай бұрын

I came to the comments for this comment! I’m glad I ain’t the only one laughing at it everytime

@jacobcraft2000

4 ай бұрын

literally read this comment as he did it

@siscoismyhomey

4 ай бұрын

It hadn't occurred to me before, and it's killing me every time now

@robertomacari501

4 ай бұрын

He does have stuff written down if you zoom in 😂

@michaelm3505

4 ай бұрын

Redbar

“It’s a beautiful day to be alive” -Uncle Joey. It truly is indeed!

@jesseraymiller7381

4 ай бұрын

Vb

@mr.tellithowitis106

4 ай бұрын

Man I miss those 2016-17 periscopes. Those were the days.

@Jimbow-sz9kh

4 ай бұрын

Rip Uncle Joey. Check the news in 6 hours :((

@addisonhollerich7326

4 ай бұрын

I miss tou

@realsteezystevie

4 ай бұрын

‘I’ll kill you and rot in prison because you made fun of me and hurt my feelings with a joke’ -uncle Joey

“You like quiche?” Is fucking brilliant hahahaha

@JDeuce

4 ай бұрын

😂

@alexchavez217

4 ай бұрын

Joey looked up like “ did this mf really just ask that?” Lol

@IvyMay-qn2ys

4 ай бұрын

That explains the bud light in the fridge. 😢

@panakoz13

4 ай бұрын

Let it fo bro. They made up for it.​@@IvyMay-qn2ys

@michaelpotter3627

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂I lost it, the pause and look, you knew it was about to get hectic

Foley was on such a great roll of questions designed to piss off Joey in the best way.

"I've got everyone on the edible programme" most Joey thing ever. Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Love it😂

@HezzyEastside

4 ай бұрын

Tremendous

@michaelm3505

4 ай бұрын

Redbar

Joey Diaz saying “monkey” never fails to make me laugh hysterically regardless of context

Finding these boys was like discovering a couple Percs in an old winter coat.

@Michael-jr5ie

4 ай бұрын

Half a perc 30 and 3/4 of a zanny. It might be better than finding 100 bucks

@danyewest9593

4 ай бұрын

Who forgets a perc in their jacket though? 😂

@RussiaDaily

4 ай бұрын

@@danyewest9593a hobo

@RussiaDaily

4 ай бұрын

@@danyewest9593he wrote that comment on the library computer

@Steven_McCrae

4 ай бұрын

@@RussiaDaily🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏽

How do I start my days? I rip a couple bongs and then I head to jiu-jitzu 😂 I love this dude. That's some spirit animal energy right there

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

You ain't lying

@jawnzen8366

4 ай бұрын

Honeydew Joey Diaz

"Yeah her monkey's on fire" 😆

The dart is the wall is a great touch

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that caught that. Stay blk brother

Was bummed about this 12 hour shift on Super Bowl Sunday... Then I see this!

@spencercollins5321

4 ай бұрын

Bro gonna watch this 12 times 😂

@DownSouth954

4 ай бұрын

Oof hope this helps you get through the long haul shift

@batmansgotham4763

4 ай бұрын

Kick the shit out of that shift for uncle Joey!

@jamescoleman1574

4 ай бұрын

I just finished my 16 hrs shift 😂

@William2Firearms

4 ай бұрын

​@@batmansgotham4763Steal something from corporate for uncle Joe!

That quiche moment was legendary. All time AYG moment up there with Kippy's wink.

T-Bone had a hard time keeping up with uncle Joey on the bleeps in this one 😂😂

@tangosierra1

4 ай бұрын

Can't understand why they would do it in the first place 😂

“A heavy foot and a bad right eye” Uncle Joey is the best Shout out to the boys bringing a sweet one before Super Bowl gets going

Bro, them losing it over quice absolutely destroyed me! 😂😂😂😂

@cypresswoods5220

4 ай бұрын

50:32 😂😂😂

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Lol

@allanguzman9828

4 ай бұрын

I was in tears 😂

@Robert-bj6sv

4 ай бұрын

You mean Quiche Nick?

@travissawatzky9924

2 ай бұрын

Yeah Nick

16:22 You get along with the baseball coach? I don't even know why you bring it up. 😂⚰️💀😂

@victoriaarmstong322

4 ай бұрын

😂😂 this 🤌🤌

50:30 🤣🤣 Probably the hardest ive seen Kippy laugh

Smoke a super bowl with uncle Joey

Uncle Joey in the house! Took the boat in.. like a gentlemannnnn

@Ian-hd3od

4 ай бұрын

I read that in Kippy's voice 😂

@alexderoche1861

4 ай бұрын

Like a doctah

@sethfinnen5607

4 ай бұрын

“I take that boat in get some sun like a dactah”

"Ya like quiche?" needs to be a t-shirt

23:32 When Toby pulls up Critical Bill and Kippy gives him a look of total bewilderment yet appreciation. Like he was saying good job was great lol

50:33 and the following min or two is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while even the boys were crying hahaha

@alexchavez217

4 ай бұрын

Wack ass question lol this pod hella funny

@LadyDemo

4 ай бұрын

Same 😂❤

I love that the boys had a better understanding of Joey from their first episode that they knew what questions would fire him up and make him go off and they sprinkled them all in perfectly!

please make uncle joey a staple on this show. He fits this show so well.

@samanthab1923

4 ай бұрын

He will have the time. Wants to stop doing the pod & traveling for stand up. Just do a residency with Rogan once a month

Think I just sprained my index finger like some kind of Bozo. Good to see Uncle Joey in the house.

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH! UNCLE JOEY! Never ever will I not watch Uncle Joey! The funniest man alive, period.

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Facts!!!

Foley: "You eat quiche?" Joey: "Wtf?" 😀

🤣 at Joey's wife crying "When will it end?" after he drives into his garage door stoned

Joey is the very definition of Garbage and I love it. Even listening to him breathe while you wear headphones is a trashy experience.

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Naturally. Stay blk CS's

@tempk490

4 ай бұрын

tremendous congestion

Joey casually admitting to driving high af 😂 love ya Unc!

Everything Joey Diaz says is funny. Literally everything.

An 8ball on layaway is hilarious 😂

THAT LEFT TURN WAS TREMENDOUS!!!!! HELL YEAH UNCLE JOEY!

Dropping it before the big game is a big brain move. I guess the guy with the biggest forehead in the group made the decision lol

@johnfred3860

4 ай бұрын

Haha

@growingheart8039

4 ай бұрын

😂

@maxcharacterlimitreache-

4 ай бұрын

I'm out of my usual timezone but i was not mistaken, it s a pre game!

@andrewtruex

4 ай бұрын

Smartest trash bags in the cupboard

@nickb9379

4 ай бұрын

Lets gooooo

Joey teaching Toby about the “Small” hundred 😂😂😂

Joey is just magnificent. He’s as brilliant as the first time he stepped on stage. He hasn’t lost a beat in 30 years. One of the funniest people to ever speak 😅

Uncle joeys laugh always warms my heart and makes me smile

Uncle Joey in the mix. I'm here for all of this, work be damned. I'm feeling sick today.

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Like a doctah

“Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be alright” shout out uncle Joey and on my favorite pod. Its a good day

49:08 Comedy gold, I've tears from laughing so hard.

Out sick from work and Uncle Joey on the pod is exactly what I needed today. Tremendous!

"I don't like popcorn" *proceeds to tell how he eats a tub every year*

Uncle Joey and the bozos, the only family I need

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

My man..

These friggin guys....never have i ever been let down...seriously my favorite people....i like my therapist but these gentlemen always make me feel ok

Joey and the boys. I've never clicked play so fast. The AYG boys and Joey Diaz on Sunday, doesn't get much better than that. Tremendous, I'd like this twice if I could!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I died at the quiche part

Absolute baller move putting it out early on Super Bowl Sunday! Now I can start boozing!

“What the fuck are you going to do with a baseball bat?” God Uncle Joey is the best

@realsteezystevie

4 ай бұрын

Hit a woman with it because she laughed at a joke about him… his words not mine

Do you get along with the baseball coach? "No, I already went off on him" 😂😂😂

Aint nobody trying to be funny here, but it had me laffin the hardest in months! Uncle Joey is a real one 😂

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

The realest

Joey needs to have a line of bongs and pipes and papers and such😂😂

@TonerLow

4 ай бұрын

Da stars of det

@ManBroTheDude

4 ай бұрын

@@TonerLowit says translate to English on your comment lol

@brianomoli4

4 ай бұрын

@@ManBroTheDudeand the translation is shit lol

@aswarrior6365

4 ай бұрын

He definitely needs to. He’s got a line of weed called Laughing Gas

@bandofmountains

4 ай бұрын

@@aswarrior6365laughing gas is Joeys? Lol had no idea

Joey's disappointed looks after certain questions is the best

Uncle Joey is a kind soul and a legend and a national treasure.

Fuckin love Uncle Joey. Feels like family every time he’s around.

Whoaaaaaa an early episode. This is better than Christmas boys

If we can’t get Joey on the honeydew. We will take uncle Joey and the wawa twins

"Yeah...her monkeys on fire" LMAOOOO fuggin tremendous dawg

Seriously, it's one of the funniest podcasts I've listened to. Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

Like a doctah !!

Nothing like starting off the day with some Black Sabbath!

@davidperez5089

4 ай бұрын

Hand of doom on ur morning hawd on.😂

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

Stay blk CS's

Any day with uncle Joey is a good day

They couldn't get through the into fast enough. Lol. Great timing, so pumped for uncle Joey

Like a DOCTA he returns 🔥

I fkn needed this today! Thank you boys

"I'm not a Harry Potter guy" "You don't say" 😂 Hilarious episode

Just watched the We Might Be Drunk Valentine's Ep, and the big man is looking fantastic!

HOLY SHIT YESSS

This pod is such a good change of pace - I get so tired of comedian podcasts where they just talking about what comedy clubs suck or who murdered at the Improv in ‘06

Nice to see the Adderall junkies welcoming the Xanax junkie with shaking arms

Best Sunday surprise ever! Definitely a classy move before the game. Thanks fellas.

@SilleeJimi

4 ай бұрын

Got that right! I don't think I could have clicked any faster! I think I literally laughed all giddy and clapped my hands together I was so excited, I haven't seen anything with Joey on it for a while and I was laughing through this whole thing, his facial expressions, his delivery with the most ridiculous shit he says, I fuckin love Joey Diaz so much!

This garage door guy wants to get smoked out while installing Mr. Diaz's door.

Needed a pick me up today and man this hit the spot!!

Joey is my favorite and I'm loving these random questions you guys ask. At 50:30 when you ask if he likes quiche and the way you two looks at each other, I'm dying. Great Podcast guys!

@aarongutierrez2353

4 ай бұрын

I’m on my patio dying outside they way he stared at him 🤣

The edibles kicked in right around the karaoke question 😂😂☠️

Really annoys me that they had to censor out when Joey was saying Faygo got ... Nothing wrong with it

Funniest guest of all time! Love Joey! 🤘

This just made an already good Sunday FUCKING TREMENDOUS.

The look on Joey's face when asked about quiche. I can't 🤣 I've replayed it so many times. Up there with Kippy doing karaoke at Christmas for top tier AYG lolz

Spent 10 hours yesterday listening to every Honeydew episode with Joey. Man's life has been a movie.

What a Christmas surprise!

29:44 "...you're living with a bunch of Spanish Spidermen" lmao

his memory is insane his ability to recall the year and every little detail tremendous

Lets goooo UNCLE JOEY!!!

Definitely the hardest I’ve seen Kippy laugh during an episode.

“Nobody’s eaten keash in twenty fuckin years, guy”😂

Love you guys thanks for making my Sunday mornings 🤘🏼

Censoring Joey Diaz’s “F” words is criminal…

Is it garbage to sensor uncle Joey?

@user-jd7bu8ce6o

3 ай бұрын

Is it garbage to complain and spell censor wrongly?

@RustyBlumpkins

3 ай бұрын

@@user-jd7bu8ce6o 🤣😂I’m not edumacated

I’m a simple guy, anytime I see Uncle Joey as a guest anywhere I watch it.

@Last_Chance.

4 ай бұрын

My man!

I've had a terrible week but this had me crying laughin, uncle Joey is undefeated

Joey so good he got the boys crying over syrup

46:21 it was 1993, I was on a cross country road trip with my parents and little brothers, visiting my aunt in British Columbia. My aunt put chocolate hazelnut spread on our toast. I took one bite, and looked at my Mom furious like, “you’re telling me this has existed my whole childhood, and you’ve been hiding it from us?!?” My mind was blown that day.

1:00:13 "I get flashbacks when I beat up that nun!!" Geez Joey, LMAOO!!! 😂😂

what a great pod!..so happy u guys r through the roof! been watchin all these years..saludos amigos

this was absolutely hilarious. I haven’t cracked up like that in a while the quiche.

51:10 Kevin is in pain lmaoo

Early Sunday treat from the boys! Thanks gang

joeys daily routine is rivaling churchills at this point