Another way to get your Southern Card is to subscribe to this channel is you haven't already.

@katherineknapp4370

4 ай бұрын

Done 😊

Co-worker is still stuck at the four-way stop so if y’all could add him to the prayer list that would be great.

@deborahdanhauer8525

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!!

@amb1245

3 жыл бұрын

❤️Bless his ❤️!

@TM-lu7wb

3 жыл бұрын

I can add him.....but the pastor is going to want to know if he has contributed to the church building fund. We are trying to build a new dining hall.

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

Quit y'alls waving. Who stops first goes first. Come on now, we invented figure 8 racing. We need to start using the knowledge gained from that.

@revnook

3 жыл бұрын

You told them to leave it. Since they didn't, I'm guessing this happened late Thursday or early Friday? Can't leave the tailgatin' truck parked alone for too long. Someone'll get that grill.

"you didn't get angry when I ignored you and you actually apologized to me" that is so legit- I am dyin

@jorsh4934

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, this also is step one for applying for your Canadian card. Also you must love putting gravy on everything.

@needsbeer

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorsh4934 And learn the word "EH!"

@epiendless1128

3 жыл бұрын

"I begin every sentence with an apology. Sorry that's the case, that's just British policy." - Professor Elemental

@Serenade2461

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure most Canadians could skip the manners portion of the test

@paladinsix9285

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorsh4934 Gravy & Vinegar! I've been to Canada 🇨🇦 about a thousand times.

FYI - The rule at the four-way stop is that the person in the oldest, still-running pickup has the right of way.

@benjaminoechsli1941

Жыл бұрын

Truth! It's like giving up your seat on a bus for the women and elderly. Respect.

@prankmonkeyxs650

Жыл бұрын

that's me like 98% of the time and Mines only a 94

@martinswiney2192

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was whoever’s brake pedal fades to the floor first.

@collette9008

Жыл бұрын

Well, that leaves me out. My car is only an '07 Focus.

@cariwaldick4898

Жыл бұрын

That wont' work if any of the trucks is a Texas Edition--those guys own the road.

He never called the employee “sir.” And he’s applying for a Southern Card?

@ADMusic1999

3 жыл бұрын

True. If he were applying for a Californian card, he would need to ask the employee for his pronouns.

@ocean.wxvess

3 жыл бұрын

And he didn’t smile.

@NWTejas

3 жыл бұрын

No. That is the qualification for the "Native Southern" card. We relax the standards for the newbies.

@allyourpie4323

3 жыл бұрын

@@ADMusic1999 Slightly off. He'd have to be offended and write a bad yelp review for not hearing pronouns,but only for any place north of Orange County.

@shadowmatrix0101

3 жыл бұрын

Applyin' for one don't necessarily mean gettin' one.

“Is there something wrong with Atlanta?” “Yeah, it’s full.” how true 🤣

@ruthwallace6741

3 жыл бұрын

So is Nashville and Charlotte. As a matter of fact Georgia and North Carolina are full, Florida is overly full and Tennessee and South Carolina are filling up fast.

@Vir2ousTeachings

3 жыл бұрын

No truer words have ever been spoken before!!!

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlaMan991 Well, it's getting full of Californians and New Yorkers.

@johnmarkconnolly6414

3 жыл бұрын

And pretty much all of Texas. Just shut the borders.

@edwardrhoads7283

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthwallace6741 But there is still plenty of space in Mississippi especially Northern Mississippi...

I almost choked on my drink when he said Austin, Texas. FACTS

@doctorivan

3 жыл бұрын

San Antonio here. You speak truth. 12 years ago, it was fun occasionally driving to y'all's farmers' market. Now, it's just not worth the traffic.

@HollyMoore-wo2mh

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 I know right?🤣 I’m going to chuckle on that for days. Orange and white. 🤣🤣🤣

@margaretthemagnificent

3 жыл бұрын

I had to leave in 2013 to take care of my yankee grandma. Is it really that bad?

@derekschumacher6528

3 жыл бұрын

I lived about an hour away, and going there was just a whole different ball game, and not in a good way. The culture is just not good.

@HollyMoore-wo2mh

3 жыл бұрын

@@margaretthemagnificent No ... it makes you the good guy.

Native Texan here. That Austin swipe had me dying with laughter.

@lindariley7037

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from SE TX - lived in San Marcos abt 20yrs. Heard it & Wimberley changed a lot over the last 10 yrs.

@jackrowe5571

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindariley7037 my family's from Cut-and-Shoot, south of the prison in Huntsville, they lynched the last guy that passed through wearing orange

@abufarsakh9919

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindariley7037 another guy from San Marcos!!!!

@sasquatchdonut2674

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@snowpuppies1

Жыл бұрын

Rural NE TX here - same !

I don't understand why 4 way stops confuse people so much. Everyone knows right of way is determined by the size of your tires.

@lf206

3 жыл бұрын

And when in doubt, just let everyone else go first. Easy

@oktoberdwn

3 жыл бұрын

It's not that they confuse people. It's that we are all allowing the other people to go first at the same time. It's a quandary of manners. We don't want to be rude and go first!

@darlenewright5850

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooo... point goes to answer of tires!

@johnwyman6331

3 жыл бұрын

Real Southerners are sure to never, ever get or read the driver's manual from the DMV!

@ThemissouriTraveler

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. Biggest truck goes 1st.

“I thought that was the test!” “Mmm, no, I was just gettin’ to know you.” 😂

“I’ve got a coworker who’s been stuck at a four way stop for over four hours...nah he doesn’t know either just keep waving” 😂😂 why is this so true!!

@edwardrhoads7283

3 жыл бұрын

The correct answer is whoever is in the biggest hurry gets right of way.

@nicktwolf

3 жыл бұрын

I thought ti was whoever got there first or had the biggest truck.

@mio.giardino

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a “Canadian stand-off” as well.

@arthurr8670

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen this issue up in the north east. You blink and those 3 other cars will be gone, and the cars behind them are about to go, with all of the cars behind you already annoyed.

@krysqueenbee3415

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurr8670 and us visiting southerners sitting there about to cry waiting on our turn.....😑 lol

“Word to the wise, avoid orange and white.” Currently wearing orange and white.

@averygrayce3810

3 жыл бұрын

question was this against texas or tennessee

@samuelp.1022

3 жыл бұрын

Volunteers i think

@kittysparklr6626

3 жыл бұрын

You stole my comment! Lol!!

@JPMJPM

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@byronshort2757

3 жыл бұрын

It’s against Tennessee Vols. lol 😂

The joke about not salting southern roads after snow isn’t getting nearly enough love! 🤣😉

@leifmeadows3782

Жыл бұрын

As a Michigander, it had me dying.

@labachaterairlandesa

Жыл бұрын

Here in Charlotte, we salt the main roads before it snows, but it always starts off as rain and washes it all away before the first flake falls.

@sherimowery3251

5 ай бұрын

That’s what the 50° sunny day after the snow is for!!

The other tests are College Football, other Sports, Music, Hunting, Guns, Garage Sales, Auto Mechanics, other General Mechanics, Plumbing, Duct Tape, in Laws, Monograms, and Church

@kaylawaters2691

3 жыл бұрын

Specifically country music and shopping at Wal Mart and Dollar General too. Lol.

@gardengatesopen

3 жыл бұрын

And how to sweat gracefully.

@chrisowens4550

3 жыл бұрын

Its still shorter than the New Yorker tests. They've got 300 questions just on pizza.

@eddieh1731

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot fried foods

@mikeorr3333

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddieh1731 Will it fit in a fryer, yes or no- southern problem solved

The reward for passing the test is priceless.

@ThatBrubakerFellow

3 жыл бұрын

Prewatch guess; biscuits and sweet tea.

@miovicdina7706

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatBrubakerFellow I'd say, love.

@keithjohnston5936

3 жыл бұрын

It’s an honor to even take the test. Trust me on this one, y’all.

@tomfoil5590

3 жыл бұрын

4 days now. How long can a person survive without water? Maybe somebody should Google that.

@ThatBrubakerFellow

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomfoil5590 Only about a week.

I want to see the granny go in for Southern card. When he gets to the "food portion" of the test, her pulling up the "Don't bring Jesus into this!" Stance and letting loose a diatribe of "I am a granny! I was raised by a woman who made dinners everyday outta 2 rocks and a chicken and somehow still had gravy and tatters on the table every night! I raised 2 dozen babies on corn bread and grits! I was featured in Southern woman's magazine best of recipes 19 times! I don't take ypur test on foods! You take mine!" Lol

@novacorps2468

3 жыл бұрын

If she's referred to as granny, she would already have a southern card 😂

@annap7678

3 жыл бұрын

@@novacorps2468 Well, y’see, no one needed a card back when granny was raising-sorry, “rearing”-her kids. It’s a new thing for her, and I can tell she would not easily make peace with the idea. She would require ... concessions from the card purveyors.

@debbiethomas2622

Жыл бұрын

Version I heard was she raised 5 dozen children, help feed another 12 families with those 2 rocks, some chickens, a few crawdaddies, biscuits, and gravy on the table every night. And that was after working 12 hours in a factory.

@candyrachor4737

Жыл бұрын

If she is a granny and just now getting her southern card, the only state she is allowed to live is Florida. All old people getting southern cards were not born and raised in the south so they only get one state to retire in and even then they need to acclimate themselves for at least 15 years before they can be adopted into southern hood. Lol!

Y'all we need to pray for Austin.

@jlyo1991

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a wall Mexico would be ok with paying for.

@thiscrazytangerine8954

2 жыл бұрын

Bless their heart

@thepumpkinmaster2596

2 жыл бұрын

@@jlyo1991 I wouldn't mind my taxes going to walling off Austin, and also the western borders of Texas to keep the California's out

@user-ku6tr4vd6z

3 ай бұрын

Go ahead, it'll work about as well as all those prayers to stop mass shootings.

@amel2784

3 ай бұрын

@@user-ku6tr4vd6z What experience do you have in praying? How do you know what didn't occur as a result of prayer? Seeing a complete stop of evil requires something more than prayers by a few. The results of prayer are a lot like anything else, the more you put into it, the greater the results. Yet, we live in a world set upon doing its own thing regardless of God and unwilling to follow the ten commandments. When a society is filled with people who follow God's moral law, summed up in the ten commandments, there is far less evil, shootings, crime, etc. Obviously... even you could see this. That is the purpose of the moral code: to create a society with people who live in a safe and happy environment. And what does your pov have to offer about happiness and freedom from crime? Since it is your pov that is responsible for unleashing evil? By that I mean your pov hates, disregards, downplays and demeans all that stands for freedom from evil being expressed, and the result is what we have today.

Oh you poor thing, you only found out about the free card with the pot luck, after you finished the test. Bless your heart.

@HollyMoore-wo2mh

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@SuperVstech

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, to be perfectly fair, he did say going to the pot luck would be cheating...

“No that’s Austin, Texas right now.” Preach it from the mountains.

@joshfleurent924

3 жыл бұрын

As a native and PROUD TEXAN, this hurts my heart to say, but it’s so damn true.

@spacedredd

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshfleurent924 I have to agree....

@joshfleurent924

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacedredd It’s a real shame man, it really is.

@memememe843

3 жыл бұрын

Take it back

@joshfleurent924

3 жыл бұрын

@@memememe843 Take what back?

I once went from the Baltimore area down to Georgia for (US) Thanksgiving with my partner; we both were struck by the fact that suddenly people were polite again! It was like being back in Canada except it was sunny and warm and the food was AMAZING. I swear to god I didn't know you could put a patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches and legally sell it in a developed nation, but now it's almost all I think about. Aaaanyway, Georgia was wonderful, keep being polite, it's so appreciated.

@inconnu4961

Жыл бұрын

I visited Toronto (among other Canadian cities) and Atlanta and didnt find them particularly polite. i think its a rural thing!

@jeffduncan9140

Жыл бұрын

Unless you were in a more rural area, Catherine, they were tricking you in Atlanta. I am glad you had a good experience down this way, though.

@prayingwifeandmama4251

Жыл бұрын

Now, if we could require all the tourists to be polite while here-that would be ahhhhhmazing!! Glad you enjoyed your visit!

@RustyShackleford-gl1vi

Жыл бұрын

I was going to guess you were British but then you said Canadian. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an American refer to their significant other as partner. If a person is a partner then it’s used as something like a business partner or more of a professional meaning.

@catherinelempke8451

Жыл бұрын

@@prayingwifeandmama4251 hahahaha, if you figure out how to do that, be sure to share the secret! There's a looooot of places that would appreciate that knowledge, I think.

Matt is the most southern guy EVER, there must be a word for it when it is the maximum amount of southernness !:D

@dawnreneegmail

5 ай бұрын

Masondixo-licious‼️

Ik some people need theirs revoked (People who puts raisins in potato salad)

@sallyphillips9175

3 жыл бұрын

Eww.

@blackkat2018

3 жыл бұрын

@@sallyphillips9175 exactly

@ccLA08

3 жыл бұрын

Or tomatos in their gumbo!

@DavidFletcher08

3 жыл бұрын

Im sorry WHAT???

@blackkat2018

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidFletcher08 yep crazy darn people it's an epidemic no a pandemic

“Is there something wrong with Atlanta?!”. “Nothing, it’s just full!”. WHERE IS THE LIE???

@catherinegarmon3027

3 жыл бұрын

It's full of non Southerners!

@impalamama7302

3 жыл бұрын

Atlanta has been a Yankee town since Sherman....

@cmcapps1963

3 жыл бұрын

@@catherinegarmon3027 Yup. My family's lived in Georgia since before the "War Between the States" but I just moved to Atlanta. Everyone here says I'M the one with an accent. People back home always ask me if I'm still in Atl. When I tell them yes they shake their heads and say "bless your heart..."

We're gonna need a legal document stating you will name at LEAST one child a double first name.

@nerdgeekcosplay909

2 жыл бұрын

Or you have to name your first born child after your parents for me I already know my first born son will be named after my dad

@ediebegonia

9 ай бұрын

One of my sisters is named after my mother. No brothers, so I was almost named Paula after Daddy. Instead, he named me after the sister who raised him after his mama died. Grandma named my aunt after two of her sisters. So my first and middle names come from my grand aunts and my aunt. On a side note, Jim Bob's my cousin and his name is actually James Robert. His daddy was James and our uncle was Robert. Points for double name, nickname and family names all in one?

"no, that's Austin, Texas right now" truer words were never spoken....

Adam and Matt have such a great chemistry together. I love how Matt is a very clear southerner, but Adam can kinda shift. The interactions between the two are hilarious and very natural seeming.

I'm a little disturbed I didn't hear a single "yall" in there. Would have been 5x funnier if the one applying for his Southern Card gave an exasperated "yall!" when he dropped the test on the floor.

@wayneeddy3261

3 жыл бұрын

Or a frustrated "O' Bless "...🙈😂

@KB-ke3fi

3 жыл бұрын

You're right....ain't no ya'll in there.

@ErikOosterwal

3 жыл бұрын

All y'all ken kiss mah grits.

@adamrandolph4003

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone gives a standing ovation

@ciannacoleman5125

3 жыл бұрын

With only two people there someone would’ve had to have their southern card revoked for that though

Omg. I almost spit out my sweet tea when he brought up Austin.

Southern born, southern bred, and Southern until the day I die.

@phylmorgan4301

3 жыл бұрын

I remember...American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. 🙂

@bethshadid2087

3 жыл бұрын

Yup Georgia girl here with kin in alabama 😁

@DreamGyrl360

3 жыл бұрын

@@phylmorgan4301 I used to say similar in reference to being a Texan: American by birth, Texan by the grace of God!

@tcs07d

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet tea and BBQ in my blood

@sburris65

3 жыл бұрын

@@tcs07d ..amen!

When in doubt, just turn right. Go a block (mile). Turn around and go thru the same 4-way stop. Repeat as needed. Sometimes, you just go back home!

@cchhaadd

3 жыл бұрын

block (mile) Yep, that's funny right there🤣 I hate trying to turn left outta the bank. So I take the right and the next right and the next right is about a mile to the KFC. Which I could walk to from the bank. Lol

As a Canadian, I'm developing an ever greater affection for the South. God bless and keep you all.

@inconnu4961

Жыл бұрын

But they dont have snow down there! you would die! LOL

@thomasmiller4710

Жыл бұрын

You are welcome to come join us anytime. We love people who come from the North, provided they come down and don't try to make things like they were back where they came from. It is a realt concern in Tennessee in towns like Knoxville and Nashville, which are booming because of a great economic environment and low tax rates. However, if enough people move in who take advantage of those things but then begin to vote for the way things were back where they came from, the South will be like everywhere else. Native Tennessean and Memphian here, hoping you Canada folks can at least come see us at some point.

@FirstLast-qw7gh

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasmiller4710 I'd be honoured to come down and enjoy some of your Southern hospitality some time. If God calls me to live down there, I'll go... but we have our own battles up here in the North. There has always been an enemy prowling around like a roaring lion looking for those to devour. ...Thanks y'all :)

@grassroot011

Жыл бұрын

Well, bless you heart,, Ha

@FirstLast-qw7gh

Жыл бұрын

@@grassroot011 May God bless your heart as well :)

Y'all should have the test online and at the end have a southern card to print out.

Lol the Austin thing was so accurate!

@umeryazdani9677

3 жыл бұрын

Explain?

@chrisbishop1571

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Austin

@johnnabridges4874

3 жыл бұрын

I totally lol 🤣🤣🤣 at that one!

@paulaOyeah

3 жыл бұрын

@@umeryazdani9677 Austin has seen a huge influx in progressives and liberals. It’s a trendy, happenin’ place, ya see. 😉

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

@@umeryazdani9677 Austin is the blueberry in the tomato sauce... It's not really "Texas" like most of Texas is. Go to Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, or El Paso, then go to Austin... it's like a different country.

Texas needs to give a test to Californians before letting them move in

@gardengatesopen

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!! SO true!!! And reprogram their driving skills please.

@gardengatesopen

3 жыл бұрын

And then refuse their entry.

@richdorak1547

3 жыл бұрын

There are many Conservative Californians fleeing, too. They've had enough and can't stand it anymore. Give them first priority please. They're suffering must end.

@markd5625

3 жыл бұрын

@@richdorak1547 Only if California agrees to take 5 liberals for every conservative Texas takes.

@jendubay3782

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes, y’all.

As an Austinite, that attack on Austin really hurts... because it’s true! 😢😭

Austin has lost its Southern card, so true y'all!

@heathersummerville629

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I thought they lost it when they did the “cocks not Glocks” March. Who protests guns in Texas?! Austin. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@PolyBiBadger

3 жыл бұрын

Oof I’m not surprised at that, I’m not from Austin but I live near it 😬

@PolyBiBadger

3 жыл бұрын

@@heathersummerville629 there’s been weirder protests in Austin

@heathersummerville629

3 жыл бұрын

@Al Dente When Texas passed the law that allowed concealed carry on campus, Austin decided to protest their offense. So they advocated for .. uh ... artificial male genitalia over guns. I mean... to each their own I guess... But I’d rather reach for a gun than a three foot long plastic male genitalia.

@heathersummerville629

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolyBiBadger Oh good golly yes!! I only hear about the ones that filter through, so I’m sure I’m missing A LOT of the more bizarre ones!

I don’t even live in the south why do I love this channel so much

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz us southerners are just loveable people.

@johnw2026

3 жыл бұрын

Because it may be your destiny to move down here! 🙂

@cassandrachenhalls3099

3 жыл бұрын

I’mfrom Southern California but I don’t think that counts.

@nancykelly5287

3 жыл бұрын

I love it, too and I’m from Pennsylvania! They’re just plain hilarious!

@celestef9727

3 жыл бұрын

It's southern charm. And you've been touched by a southerner at some point in your life. Sweet tea, cornbread (but not the blue box kind), fried chicken with the meat and flour seasoned, gumbo, fried green tomatoes, shrimp and grits, a thank you card for a borrowed pen, a pie when your dog died. It's happened in some way, you just didn't know they were southern.

The college football joke was great. Same thing with the barbecue type.

As we Texans call it, “The People’s Republic of Austin.”

@tanguman2

3 жыл бұрын

Amen, as a fellow Texan trying to explain to non-Texans why 90% of us have disowned Austin

@amytorres5125

3 жыл бұрын

Don't speak it's name (shudder)

@tanguman2

3 жыл бұрын

The place that shall not be named

@tanguman2

3 жыл бұрын

Non Texans dont realize that we only VISIT "TPTSNBN" out of either college football loyalty but even then more and more Texas college football fans are rooting for Aggies as less and less of Texas kids go to UT and head to AM

@amytorres5125

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanguman2 truth

"Nah...that's Austin, Texas right now" ...so true - 75% of Travis County is no longer part of Texas, let alone the South.

@JAG214

Жыл бұрын

Agree with that

@user-ku6tr4vd6z

3 ай бұрын

That must be why real estate is booming there.

Yes, Texas is full as well. Also, I recommend maroon and white for your wardrobe needs. 😉

@chrispeek8412

3 жыл бұрын

Whoooooop!

@macgriffyn

3 жыл бұрын

Whoop.

@ethanluttrell

3 жыл бұрын

WHOOP!!

@thewordlove4316

3 жыл бұрын

with a 'T' - or an 'M'?? 💥🤯

@annap7678

3 жыл бұрын

Purple and gold is kind of royal, though. And we’ll throw in a King Cake!

"Don't wear orange and white." Guess he would know. *looks at shirt and tie*

@kaylawaters2691

3 жыл бұрын

So he is a TN Vols fan? Lol.

@gardengatesopen

3 жыл бұрын

Or a UTexas Longhorn fan! 😉 Thanks for telling people NOT to move to Austin! WAAAAY too many newbies here!!! We're all pretty crowded...

@gardengatesopen

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellykel4472 Thank You! We NEED those prayers!!!! Pray for the newbies to move somewhere else!!! Cedar Fever might help with that too. THAT'S something nobody tells you before you move here! Then it hits, and nothing but question marks, and complaints!! I've been living just outside of Austin proper for 20 years now, I just shake my head at them from afar... But we still only have one Lake to share with WAY too many people!!! It's like a giant straw is sucking all the water out of it every day!! You're smart to look elsewhere. And even with more people staying home this year, the traffic is still horrible. DFW isn't much better either! Wow. That's a whole lot of complaining! But it IS all true... 🥺

@mikeorr3333

3 жыл бұрын

You did notice the upset stomach look on his face when he discovered he had Vol colors on, right?

@kimberlypennell7488

3 жыл бұрын

They need to cut the Tennessee Volunteers jokes! Otherwise it's a very funny video!😆

Are we all ignoring the Dolly Parton in front of the desk?!???!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am in love in this channel. As a person who just moved to Oklahoma and now transferred to Texas very informative.

Where was the "Bless your heart!" when he was unable to answer his team affiliation? That's minus 25% right there.

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

Red Raiders! Guns up!

@annap7678

3 жыл бұрын

So true! I can’t believe they missed that!

"I was just getting to know you". So fracking funny

The 1500-page test is just hazing. You don't get your Southern card until no one can remember you moving from somewhere else.

@kaykerley8786

Жыл бұрын

They will never not remember that you were once a Yankee, never!!

@annhenry3135

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. My mother is from a extremely small town in Tennessee. If you moved there the day after you were born, you would always be considered an outsider.

@CyberchaoX

Жыл бұрын

​@@annhenry3135That's child's play. In _my_ town, if you don't have at least one parent who lived in town since they were a baby, *you're* an outsider. The type of town where you walk into a funeral home to pay respects to a casualty of the COVID-19 pandemic and are immediately greeted by a Confederate flag. Care to guess what state I live in? Yeah, you wouldn't get it if I gave you 25 guesses. You probably wouldn't get it if I gave you _40_ guesses, maybe not even with *45*, because it's a state that most outsiders don't even realize _has_ any rural areas. ...That's right, I live in New Jersey. But if you look at a map, we're further south than you think.

OMG, that Austin call out was so spot on 😂😂😂

This is brilliant. Start doing all regions of the US and you'll get the whole country relating to the humor.

This explained so much. I am not southern, I just got moved here by my old company. So many times, I pulled up to a 4 way stop, and I will be the last one there and everyone just waved me through. Me being from NorCal, I just went through. Thinking, "That is so odd! Why does everyone always wave me through the 4 ways stops?"

Yes, there should be a study manual and required exam for admittance to the South.

I think we need a sequel to see what further hoops/tests poor Adam has to jump through :)

@TerreHauteRemoteGoat

6 ай бұрын

That'd take a lifetime.

Y'all are a breath of fresh air in these trying times....

I loved this! Born in Tennessee - moved to South Carolina when I was 12. I am in my 50's now and SC is home. Yep, the rest of the South is kicking Austin out of the club! Need a video with: 1. Ya'll 2. Yes, sir/ma'am 3. Howdy, ma'am 4. The only thing between the South (as in SC) and Hell is a screen door 5. Hold my beer 6. I haven't see you since you were knee high to a grasshopper, and 7. Something to do with 4-wheelers. There's more, but this is a start.

@avidreader4140

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget lovin' sweet tea

Can Irish people apply for a Southern Card? I've been watching these videos for ages and I feel so much of the South relates to how Irish people act.😂

@deborahdanhauer8525

3 жыл бұрын

Of course you can, half of us in the south trace our ancestry back to Ireland or Scotland. It wouldn't take no time to get you trained up in southern habits and mistakes. You'd be a natural.😊

@jamesrogers1554

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you can apply for the Southern Auxiliary? A lot of Irish and Scots-Irish historically settled in the South so there is a fair cross-over of culture.

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, strangely enough you Irish folks are basically the southerners of Europe. Y'all fit right in down here. We love you guys. I'd also say the same applies to Hungarians. Y'all are pretty culturally compatible with us.

@rabbit_scribe

3 жыл бұрын

Not for nothing Margaret Mitchell named her heroine's family "O'Hara"

@jackrowe5571

3 жыл бұрын

Irish need only apply if their family originated south of country Sligo and they never cheered when Notre Dame made a TD against Bama.

“just avoid orange… or white” - as a 30+ year Knoxville native who lived in a UTK dorm in 1998-1999, I enjoyed this

I literally just want to have a southern card😂😂 I am signing up for the membership just for that and because I love y’all so much👍🏼❤️

When he said that's Austin Texas right now I couldn't have agreed more. I'm a Texan and can whole heartedly say Austin is not apart of Texas anymore

@kennethd.christy6326

3 жыл бұрын

Because no part of Texas ever decided it wanted to be different. Just be glad they aren't forming their own state General Santa Ana.

@kathleenkirchoff9223

3 жыл бұрын

It used to be a joke but now I truly fear for my daughters' safety working in that town.

@WallysGirl123

3 жыл бұрын

I say the exact same thing! How dare them mess with our Texas Hill Country!!!

@JPMJPM

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you feel that way about Austin?

@amytorres5125

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot stand Austin! Despite it!

Can't get a Southern Card if moving to Austin, TX. 😂

@keithjohnston5936

3 жыл бұрын

Sean Hiatt- I hear they are considering revoking your Southern Card if you move to Austin. Or drink Perrier.

@meilekothefox6238

3 жыл бұрын

You can get a card if you go to Paris, Dublin, Las Vegas, Columbus, Seabrook, Brownsville, and Atlanta TX.

Stuck at a four-way stop. Don't know who goes first. Damn this is so true to life in the South!

"I would avoid orange and white" As an Aggie fan I love this. Horns Down

Yep, Atlanta is full. My sister just moved there this year and got the last available spot.

@chrisdupree8382

2 жыл бұрын

Bless her heart! 🤣🤣🤪

@faithcastillo9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdupree8382 😂😂😂 She's back home in AL, now. Her hubby finally came to his senses.

As a southerner I have actually taken the keys out of my ignition and dropped them out the window because this older lady and I were having a fierce polite-off at a 4-way stop.

@cheshire4856

3 жыл бұрын

I love this.

This was brilliant! Absolutely needs a part 2 😁

Dude is so creative. He needs his own sketch show.

One of the test questions: what do you call Coke and Pepsi drinks? The only wrong answer is "pop"! 😂😂

@jamesrogers1554

3 жыл бұрын

Preach! I lived in PA for a while and every time someone said "pop" it was like nails down a chalkboard.

@writerbill1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrogers1554 true story: once I had an airport layover in Detroit. I had time for lunch, so I bought a sandwich and a small bottle of coke. I looked at the receipt and it said "pop", and my brain couldn't figure out what it meant! 😄

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

@@writerbill1 That's when ya get out the phone and get a southern translator to figure out thoss people call cokes pop.

@jesuslovesyou4400

3 жыл бұрын

What about soda pop? Does that count?🤔

@writerbill1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou4400 I think that counts... it's region- neutral I would say 😄

As a virginian, I need a southern card because we get called northerners half the time

@greyfiveys

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@aly3753

3 жыл бұрын

same! so glad i’m not the only one!

@authorlydiagreen1862

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, Richmond Virginia

@adamshelton1957

3 жыл бұрын

Never been called a northerner and I live in Southern Virginia

@jadeblues357

3 жыл бұрын

So do Floridians even if we’ve lived here for over 30 years 😎

That guy looks like he's from New York. Bless his heart.

The Austin one is so accurate it hurts

When I saw Matt as the clerk I knew it would be good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I would avoid Orange and White"... the truth hurts so bad....

@charlotteday._.7343

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@derekmills5394

3 жыл бұрын

Says he with white shirt & orange tie - poor man knows from experience - Bless his heart!

@heman5954

3 жыл бұрын

We're rebuilding all ready just takes some time Like since coach Fulmer left

@Bigjess2you

3 жыл бұрын

But Clemson is Orange and White as well. But I guess they don’t count ACC football as football.

@QueenDeni

3 жыл бұрын

I freaking cackled when I heard that line. 🤣

One of the best channels on KZread

By the grace of God I was born with a southern card. But almost had it taken away when I had to move to California for a short time. But I got to keep it because I wasn't gone a year.

You guys are awesome... without failure makes me laugh every time,

“That’s Austin Texas right now” priceless

I love these. And I want to see "It's a New England THING!".

@dawnreneegmail

5 ай бұрын

He can try, and technically the Eastern seaboard low country is the south.....

I have a lot of Southern culture to learn before I move to Texas from Alberta.

@janettamcgee8124

2 жыл бұрын

Come on down. We're really friendly as long as y'all don't try to change us.

@Michael_Livingstone

2 жыл бұрын

@@janettamcgee8124 Nope won’t be attempting to change folks in a new place. I totally get that. Alberta is the Texas of Canada so by nature we are similar.

Yeah Atlanta hasn't been southern for 30 yrs

Y’all NEVER disappoint!!!!

The Austin texas thing is spot on.

Ouch on Austin. Very very true, I can feel it in my spirit every time I'm forced to go there

Yall r funny as hell. Please keep the content coming!!! Love y'all

I absolutely LOVE this channel!!!!!!

I’m watching this at 1am, and I’m trying not to laugh so loud I wake my family up😂😂😂 I had some friends that were from he north and they ain’t no where CLOSE to having a southern ID. They don’t understand our way, so they quit being friends with me 🤣

When he was listing off the BBQ types I was like "The correct answer is all of the above" Can't go wrong with any BBQ. Hell I love some Korean BBQ as well.

@playervsreallife436

5 ай бұрын

I'm a vinegar/dry rub kind of gal usually, but now you've got me craving some Bulgogi!

Anyone notice the Dolly Parton picture at the bottom of the desk? 😂

@Kitestop

3 жыл бұрын

First thing I noticed... seemed legit.

Born Southern And proud of it Go Tigers! Clemson that is

@PlannedObsolescence

2 жыл бұрын

GO PACKERS

I don’t know what team orange & white stands for, but that orange tie looks good on you, Matt! 😍

@brch2

3 жыл бұрын

University of Tennessee Volunteers (Vols).

Lol, that 4 way traffic stop is Sooooo relatable.😂

Four way stops here in Texas (Waco), always seem to end in a politeness standoff, where everyone is telling the other person to go, giving the right of way. We all know that the person who goes first is going to feel like the rude one. You gotta love the South, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

@llamasugar5478

Жыл бұрын

I would probably go first-so no one else has to feel bad doing it. Just like how I’ll go up and take the first piece of sheet cake because everyone’s waiting and it’s getting silly. Even though I don’t eat cake.

I wanted to hear a question about tea 😂

@helenel4126

3 жыл бұрын

The wrong answer would be an automatic, irrevocable disbarment!

I love this youtube channel !! Y'all are great!

Atlanta and Nashville are full! I love it! It's so true 😂

LOVE it. Glad I didn’t have to take a text when I lived in the south LOL 😂

Yeah, I was born with my Southern Card, than you very much.

As someone from Atlanta, who lives in Nashville, I felt that "it's full" joke on a deep level

First test of 15? Well, Bless your heart, I cannot wait to start!

Just about shot Dr Pepper out my nose when y'all got to Austin. Oh... and GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

@annap7678

3 жыл бұрын

Yes on the Tigers!!! 🐅🟣🟡🟪🟨🟣🟡🐅

I really don't know why they are putting in all of these round-a-bouts across Texas when most Texans can't figure out how the 4-way stop works, and now you want them to properly navigate a round-a-bout? And yes on the Austin joke, except it's not a joke. Red and Black for college though. Guns up!

@YungDubee88

3 жыл бұрын

OMG right. I'm in Ft. Worth and they put 2 roundabouts by my house. No one drives it correctly. I swear we suppose to slow down but it's almost like everyone speeds up to get out of them.

@DavidDrummondTX

3 жыл бұрын

@@YungDubee88 I hope it's not one of those double lane round-a-bouts. I hear there are people still stuck in those that drove in the first day they opened up. DFW area is going nuts with those things. Thankfully, the City of Lubbock has largely resisted so far.

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

TEXAS TECH BABY! Yea!

@frankbarnett7688

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidDrummondTX What? Lubbock has the biggest roundabout ever.... The loop.

@DavidDrummondTX

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankbarnett7688 LOL and people can't figure out how to properly get on and off that either!

As someone who was born in NJ but has lived in TX, NC, and VA... IT'S THE FIRST PERSON WHO GOT THERE! It's faster for you to just take your turn! Waving at me to go first isn't polite, it's just HOLDING EVERYONE UP!

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