“Hey wait, you’re like….Zeus’ son right?” Wonder how many different people she greets with that line 🤔

@matejaborkovic5145

3 жыл бұрын

Like half of fucking Greece

@narutoheri

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like she just say that to everyone, most of the times she is right

@sherk3286

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny she put it that way given zeus is her dad as well

@lindaramirez1852

3 жыл бұрын

@@sherk3286 oh shit I forgot didn’t he wanna get with her too tho 🙃

@neelamaulakh

3 жыл бұрын

@@matejaborkovic5145 ☠️☠️

"hey wait, you're like, Zeus' son, right?" she could say that to almost anyone and be right

@redplanetstudio7192

2 жыл бұрын

"hey wait, you're like Zeus' son, right?" Do you have any clue how little that narrows it down?

@froggamonke1832

Жыл бұрын

@@redplanetstudio7192 i can agree.

@chrisedwards3214

Жыл бұрын

You mean which son.of Zeus since Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, ares Hermes , pan, and Dionysus was smashing anything with a hole

“Hey, you’re Zeus’ kid!” Aphrodite, you could throw a stone up in the air and it’d hit ten of Zeus’ kids at once.

@markhunter3533

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, dude left kids all over the place.

@jeffreygao3956

Жыл бұрын

I meet a nobleman in Ancient Greece. I flip a coin. Heads, he's Zeus' kid. Tails, Poseidon.

Tall, curvy....curvier...bro was literally just asking for Aphrodite

@sxatcychan1988

Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, in one interpretation of the story I read, Galatea WAS originally a statue of Aphrodite that Pygmalion was in the process of sculpting.

“I really like tall girls” “A little more curvy” My man is crushing on Aphrodite

@Luaporleafcutterant

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... She is the goddess of love

@kumguskhan2545

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luaporleafcutterant and beauty.

@ricsouza5011

3 жыл бұрын

Snu Snu

@Tesana

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricsouza5011, that's Eros.

@nurassyltileubekov9973

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet home alabama

Aphrodite: "Hercules I'm not running a build-a-bitch here."

@cottonballs185

3 жыл бұрын

So did Galatea revert back to a sculpture after prom ended or did they have to *terminate* her?

@TheArch1v1st

3 жыл бұрын

@@cottonballs185 Not quite. Galatea basically turned out to be a Yandere, thanks to Hercules’ rather shallow criteria. So he dumped her right before the prom. She retaliated by using her shape shifting clay powers to wreak absolute havoc at the prom. Unfortunately for her, the fires hardened her into a lifeless statue. So Aphrodite came down again, and called out Hercules for making Galatea the way she ended up. Hercules admits that he was wrong and asks for Galatea to be reborn as “her own person”. She comes back, Hercules asks for a dance, and she brushes him off, stating that she’s not interested in him. Hercules takes this gracefully, understanding that he probably deserved that after everything. Galatea walks off, presumably to live a normal life (and bone Ajax).

@meanya4687

3 жыл бұрын

BUILD A BITCH I'm fucking wheezing

@TheAllSeeingEye2468

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@justcallmekai1554

3 жыл бұрын

"Build-a-Bitch Workshop™ where all of your dreams COME true"

Funny how when he’s describing his dream date he’s practically describe Aphrodite 📸

"That's curvy enough for you young man" If even Aphrodite says this you KNOW you asked for too much

"Hello? her personality?!" "Oh I hadn't thought about that"- GODS he's just like his father smh

@ultimatebishoujo29

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so true

@kingslayer-s-throne

3 жыл бұрын

@@valhatan3907 oh really? Now what could've POSSIBLY given you that idea?! 😂👏🏼

@powerdenji8464

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingslayer-s-throne I have no clue how he got that idea even though I saw a name that’s really familiar

@kingslayer-s-throne

3 жыл бұрын

@@powerdenji8464 right??

@curtisleblanc5897

3 жыл бұрын

A fucking hound.

Aphrodite: come on now I’m not build a bitch here 🙄

@lupuswarrior6785

2 жыл бұрын

This is the single greatest thing I’ve seen ever

"Thats curvy enough for you, young man!" No babe is allowed to be curvier than Aphrodite.

@shaungreen2928

Жыл бұрын

She’s the only one that has to have the dump truck😂

@WildMen4444

Жыл бұрын

@@shaungreen2928 Believe it or not, one of Aphrodite's epithets in real life is Kallipygia ("She of the Beautiful Buttocks").

@misslangleysoryuisiconic

Жыл бұрын

@@shaungreen2928 Aphrodite is… EXTRA T H I C C

"You are a son of Zeus and you can't get a date?" "Yeah, because he took them all!"

@magallanesagustin4952

3 жыл бұрын

And then along came Zeus...

@stonksboinz

3 жыл бұрын

@@magallanesagustin4952 he hurled his thunderbolt!!

@FortunAdlaich

3 жыл бұрын

@@stonksboinz he zapped

@yvetteihemesinwa2981

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@jaessjinx7759

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Herc forgetting the personality and going for the body? He really is Zeus's kid.

@guardian6788

3 жыл бұрын

You are far from wrong, my friend

@jorgegfigueroa9755

3 жыл бұрын

@@guardian6788 In the mythology Zeus raped women left and right. The only good thing about him is he helps heroes (which is still occasional). Despite that, Heracles is chivalrous in the mythology just like the movie and show. It's unfortunate media makes Zeus to be a god of justice and Hades to be evil just because he's the lord of the dead when in reality, Hades didn't do anything horrible to society besides to Theseus and his brother but even then one can argue there's justification because they did wrong to Persephone (Hades' wife).

@LikeMySoul864

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorgegfigueroa9755 from what i read he chose to stay down there because of what Zeus and the other gods was doing if i not mistaking (correct me if im wrong)

@yvetteihemesinwa2981

3 жыл бұрын

Damn!

@neon_mossstone9246

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

He says he likes tall curvy girls, meanwhile he stands next to a tall and obviously curvy woman being Aphrodite. I’m not judging btw just observing

@savannahgregory3892

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's a family member, an aunt I think?

@stoic7974

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahgregory3892 He's greek so I'm sure he would still smash

@VSei7332

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahgregory3892 alabama=greek

@Sleepy_Muse

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahgregory3892 your talking about Greek mythology

@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahgregory3892 Not to mention Hephaestus would have a thing to say.

She has jiggle physics bro.

@lucasaxl13

2 жыл бұрын

0:53

“That’s curvy enough for you, young man” Sis, you have a 2 inch waist, don’t even start

@ultimatebishoujo29

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Brimbram2399

3 жыл бұрын

*goddess

@lp1spiritguidance577

3 жыл бұрын

She's the love goddess she could be a disfigured mess and still make it work it's aphrodite lol

@moonie1825

3 жыл бұрын

lmao I thought the joke was that his dream girl was getting too similar to her

@alyiah8263

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonie1825 same lol

Aphrodite: "Who are you?" Herc: "I'm zeus' kid." Aphrodite: "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

@thexavier666

3 жыл бұрын

This meme is good

@K.Dayana

3 жыл бұрын

Heracles: "I'm special because my father is zeus! I'm the child of the king of olympus!" Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes, Lacedaemon Minos, Pandia, Persephone, Perseus: "Καλό αστείο"

@DuelingDexperts

3 жыл бұрын

@@K.Dayana the 2 best comments in this thread right here XD

@MamaTrixxieAsmr

3 жыл бұрын

Mythologically accurate script

@JeromeProductions

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

my left ear enjoyed this

@nimethhr9806

2 жыл бұрын

so im not the only one

@taffytokki

2 жыл бұрын

same

@chewingondaritos

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

"Dammit Herc, I ain't running a build-a-bitch."

@shadowfryarwolf

Жыл бұрын

You cannot have me cackling like a gremlin at 3 am yet here we are 😂

Hercules: “Just make her crazy about me” Me: you done fucked up son

@napizhere2652

3 жыл бұрын

@ThePreator 11 lol 😂

@reikosta4861

3 жыл бұрын

@ThePreator 11 exactly

@Shaunmizer

3 жыл бұрын

Herc: make her crazy about Me: he done fucked up 😂😂

@milania2588

3 жыл бұрын

" *IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT HE KNEW....HE FUCKED UP* "

@erikt3162

3 жыл бұрын

Been there not worth it when they are the possessive typw

“Fighting monsters is easy, getting a date is hard” The entire population felt that one

@JohnSmith-pe6wo

3 жыл бұрын

Not

@justanothertinypartofthisi7600

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I beat up Dragons for breakfast.

@theresamushroomonmyshirt7783

2 жыл бұрын

uhm,, no 💀

@LarrySonOfMilton

2 жыл бұрын

and lesbians 😭

@JonDoe42069

2 жыл бұрын

What?

He was LITERALLY decribing aphrodite

@wowsports8800

Жыл бұрын

I mean, she IS beauty so...

"Aren't you zeus's son" "Yeah!" "Which one?" "Huh?" "W H I C H O N E"

@Aerodeth

2 жыл бұрын

"Sigh... the one that mom's trying to kill for some reason. :( "

@_.ana._.

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeFan-dj2zz To be fair, if I was Hera and my husband kept sleeping with other women, I'd be mad, but I'd also punish him for once instead of trying to kill the children who literally don't know what's going on.

@LuckyBird551

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aerodeth "You mean Hera?" "Yes" "So you are Zeus' son that Hera is trying to kill." "Yes" "That really doesn't narrow it down at all."

@Aerodeth

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuckyBird551 "Wait. HERA'S your mom?" "Yeah." "As in Zeus's wife?" "Er, yes." "For real? He actually knocked up his actual wife this time?" "Um... yeah?" "Seriously? Youre not of the mistress kids? Youre actually the biological son of Zeus AND Hera? Zeus actually did sleep with her this time?" "Can we please just talk about helping me find a date for the dance, already?"

@levchenkodarya

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aerodeth Ares and Hephaestus: Wait, so we actually have a brother-brother? Like...from both sides?

This just popped up on everyone’s recommended

@aashkiit

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

@sircerque5834

2 жыл бұрын

lol hell yeah

@woah_exotic7066

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@katea764

2 жыл бұрын

Ok why is there 69 likes?.

@memorylane3457

2 жыл бұрын

Funny enough I just remembered the Aphrodite theme song and searched the video up.

"I really like tall girls" "curvier" Herc hinting that he really want Aphrodite

@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy

3 жыл бұрын

They have the same dad don't they? 😳

@r.pizzamonkey7379

3 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy No, Aphrodite was created by Uranus's severed testicles falling into sea foam.

@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.pizzamonkey7379 Oh good. Then it isn't weird at all.

@r.pizzamonkey7379

3 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy Eh, it wouldn't be unusual. They'd only be half siblings, so that's 50% better than Zeus.

@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.pizzamonkey7379 To be fair with Zeus around anyone could be related to you and you woudn't even know.

“I like tall girls” Is the same height as Hercules

@MuchHappyWolf

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, ye she's a keeper

@southchild_

3 жыл бұрын

tall doesn't necessarily mean 'taller', he could be pretty tall himself here

@wertbe1718

3 жыл бұрын

hes a tall dude

@defaultset

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, hercules is 6'8, he got dwayne johnson, but as a girl.

@sjappiyah4071

3 жыл бұрын

“ Tall” for a girl , is different from being as tall as a guy. Being an above average female in height is around a medium male build.

1:16 "Uh OK thats curvy enough for you young man" Had me dying

"That's curvy enough for you, young man!" I miss kids' shows like this.

For all those asking "How does Aphrodite not notice he's describing exactly how she looks is his ideal woman?", she's probably used to being a simp magnet for every living thing around her. Edit: Christ alive people... 17K likes and, I'm still getting notification emails of replies to this comment 9 months later?!?

@DSkulle1

3 жыл бұрын

and also from what ive heard aphrodite doesnt have a fixed appearance but appears as whatever is most attractive to the beholder

@francisbacon4363

3 жыл бұрын

She is the goddess of simps

@gotaproblemskedaddleiainth6380

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Aphrodite is LITERALLY the ideal woman (being a goddess of beauty and all in her home culture) she probably would be surprised if he didn't describe however he saw her...and however he saw her would likely be his personal ideal, but she IS the general ideal even if everyone perceives something different, because thats what gods are.

@codafett

2 жыл бұрын

She is the literal goddess of love. She knows.

@nishanthbutta2898

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo im your 1K

"Tall, curvy, beautiful, and crazy about me" I'm surprised Aphrodite didn't say "Yup, you're definitely Zeus's kid."

@Jeff_Pryce

2 жыл бұрын

Zeus in Disney is a warm family man. Totally different from “My Libido is Out of Control” mythology Zeus.

@Victini415

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff_Pryce Eh, I feel like it could have been a fun little nod without tipping the kids off. A guy could dream, though.

@isthisagoodusername9764

2 жыл бұрын

"Now whether or not you're Hera's kid..."

@42Caio

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff_Pryce Well, Hera does fit the bill anyway so they could have done the joke.

@CJCroen1393

2 жыл бұрын

@@42Caio As a bonus, she fits the bill in both the show AND the mythology--just with different definitions of "crazy" about him XD

"That's enough curvy for you young man"

@magnetoonproductions9541

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is allowed to be curvier than Aphrodite.

"That's curvy enough for you young man!" Oh boy, if only the writers back then could see the internet now.

Nobody but Lisa Kudrow could have delivered "hello, her per-son-a-li-ty" so amazingly

@jestrook5387

2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was her!!

@champagnekuz2066

2 жыл бұрын

I knew it was her voice

@azula8014

2 жыл бұрын

Hey it’s Pheobe :D

@user-nl6xy7hd9d

2 жыл бұрын

1:31

@80MWH

2 жыл бұрын

I like her read of: “Uh-ok, that’s curvy enough for you, young man!”

"That's enough curvy for you young man." Pixar animators : *NO*

@brittonkitten

3 жыл бұрын

This is a very good comment

@FlashQuatsch

3 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren: MORE MORE!!

@brittonkitten

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose-qn2ed they weren’t saying it was

@Zealolicious

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll decide when the curvy ends

@ricekrispies1917

3 жыл бұрын

Says the curvy woman herself

“Your like Zeus’s son?” Do you know HOW LITTLE that narrows it down. Half the pantheon is his offspring 😂

@VYKN55

10 ай бұрын

Zeus's a hoe

"Oh, wait. You're, like, Zeus' son, right?" Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

"your Zeus' kid right?" lady you could literally scream that sentence on a crowd of greeks, geese and cows and almost half of then would say "yep.."

@whomidity3953

2 жыл бұрын

Half of Greek mythology

@dingletun

2 жыл бұрын

This is a kids show for stupid children so they wouldn’t understand, its fine

@Kumorini

2 жыл бұрын

@@dingletun The emphasis on the curviness makes me think otherwise

@thedude3065

2 жыл бұрын

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

@danielwilson7193

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kumorini There's adult humor sprinkled in, but the target audience was definitely children.

"Curvy enough for you, young man" Herc isn't ready for the cake.

@diktatoralexander88

3 жыл бұрын

You want this Cake? Herc: I WANT IT!!!

@Domfass21

3 жыл бұрын

We can always go THICCER!!!

@tonys9397

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pic

@Jab-Cajun91

3 жыл бұрын

@@Domfass21 THICKER

@stageactstudios

3 жыл бұрын

He can’t handle the thickness

Rare portrayal of Aphrodite as the voice of reason and deeper than surface level attraction, rather than shallow.

It is kinda funny how gods could greet famous mythological figures like "GREETINGS MORTAL, I AM THE SEA INCARNA--oh, hey, nephew, how's it going?"

The word that Hercules was tryna say was THICC

@therainenetwork3510

3 жыл бұрын

Aku: EXTRA THICC!

@angelabby2379

3 жыл бұрын

lol she is thin af like models

@killjoy6391

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelabby2379 a lot of instagram models are fat tho

@talphazero1036

3 жыл бұрын

@@killjoy6391 Instagram models are usually like that. Runway models usually be hella thin but still curvy and beautiful in all the right ways.

@tigbiddies26

3 жыл бұрын

EXTRA THICX

Is it just me or the friend of hercules looks like he's trippin balls

@Clicxe

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand what they did to Icarus either man

@SlimSamari

3 жыл бұрын

@@Clicxe The sun fired his brain that's why he looks like that.

@thesaim1036

3 жыл бұрын

Stop bodyshaming him okay, all human beings are beautiful.

@buck_mar2319

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesaim1036 LMAO 😂

@psycho_stan199

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"Oh wait, you're like, Zeus's son right?" Zeus has like millions of children 😂

@hobomike6935

7 ай бұрын

Hercules is apparently the only son that matters to Zeus’ friends. The opening song’s lyric _”and then along came Zeus”_ is pretty much the perfect description of him.

@OscarTheGrouchy

7 ай бұрын

In the Disney universe?

@tiablue9106

18 күн бұрын

the disney version only has 1

I like how he is basically describing Aphrodite’s when he it describes a woman he wants lol

@phousefilms

2 жыл бұрын

The story "Pygmalion"(which the ep was based on really and had the title character)had Pygmalion make a statue based on an image of Aphrodite, which she eventually brought to life, so....yeah.

"Her personality?" "I never thought about that!" Every teenage boy, basically!

@Veryfreshveryflourish24

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah teenager romance genre does not help with this either. Like can you describe the personalities of characters from twilight, maze runner and so on... Like Edward? He is uhh... in love he sure is creepily obsessed with Belle Belle? She sure has talent of staring into space.

@screamindog8772

2 жыл бұрын

@@Veryfreshveryflourish24 she has a very nice knack for.. having the expressions of a watered down radio rebel

@angeloann5945

2 жыл бұрын

Woah not everyone

@joeshmoe735

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong. I neglected to think about a guys personality, but yah.

@questworldiangreenknight7455

Жыл бұрын

This is why I’m glad I was taught not to be that shallow by my parents when growing up. Loving someone for just how they look is beyond ridiculous!

The fact that Aphrodite is getting annoyed with Hercules's requests hits home as an artist 😫😫😫👏🏾.

@manicseacucumbers4194

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO felt that

@nicoleflores2054

3 жыл бұрын

mood

@The.throngler

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@crimsonskorpio

3 жыл бұрын

Big facts!

@lamb.

3 жыл бұрын

Same

“That’s curvy enough for you young man” No god will define my limits

@willpower8289

7 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. A god of infinite power cannot limit me and the amount of curvy I want!

@supersizesenpai

7 ай бұрын

Especially the son of Zeus who pretty much fucked everything under the sun. 🤣

I feel like Herc didn't actually want the statue girl...

@chainsomnia

2 жыл бұрын

yeah we know what he was really looking for

“I like tall girls” Bro her eyes still barely meet your chin

@orchidsarepretty1422

3 жыл бұрын

But I guess maybe it’s tall for a girl?

@nerdkawaii235

3 жыл бұрын

@@orchidsarepretty1422 it depends, how tall is Hercules? She is probably a few centimeters/inches smaller than him

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

Well Aphrodite is taller than him.

@learhe3701

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wertsir The gods are always drawn bigger than mortals.

@dragom2009

3 жыл бұрын

He said tall, not an specifict number or to be taller than hi, IF he is tall as and he is 2 cm shorter than him she is still tall, if she is 2cm over than him she is still tall. If he is short af and she is 2 cm taller than him she is still short.

"Your like the son of Zues, right?" 90% of ancient Greece stands up.

@IvanJeromela1

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@octapusxft

3 жыл бұрын

Hercules was still special among Zeus's illegitimate children in that he also got breast fed by Hera a bit before she changed her mind because the baby bit too hard. The spilled milk formed the milky way. So he made quite the mess Though in Disney's version he is a legitimate child.

@Kyumifun

3 жыл бұрын

*do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*

@maxschendell7630

3 жыл бұрын

The other 10% are his daughters

@kylemcclellan3827

3 жыл бұрын

Smart joke is best joke XD

"Uh okay- That's curvy enough for you, young man!" "MOOOOORRRREEE"

Didn’t know Aphrodite had them jiggle physics!

@johnpaulcross424

Жыл бұрын

Them Disney animators we’re having too much fun Lmao

He likes tall and curvy women, Herc really is Zeus's son.

@yvetteihemesinwa2981

3 жыл бұрын

His dad doesn't consider women's personalities either...

@Outlaw7263

3 жыл бұрын

@@yvetteihemesinwa2981 or opinions, or concent, or species, hell one time he impregnated a woman just by shining a light on her

@subliminals5825

3 жыл бұрын

Thats dumb but ok

@Mark_nobody3

3 жыл бұрын

You know the real Zeus was a horny moron who hangs out with women while the wife goddess is trying to destroy everything to do with the situation

@user-mx4is4fx3c

3 жыл бұрын

@@Outlaw7263 And then there was that other time where he impregnated a woman by turning his semen into magic rain

The thing really underrated here is that Aphrodite is offended when Hercules doesn't care for her personality. She is the goddess of love, and true love is not about the aesthetic, but about the personality.

@VirtualnomadVirtualnomad

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how she cheated her husband with Aris, she doesnt give a crap about it either

@ruggerospampinato8775

3 жыл бұрын

@@VirtualnomadVirtualnomad I know the Aphrodite of the Greek mith was like that, and that she was the symbol of carnal love, while her son Eros was the symbol of true love, but in a kid's show's context, I find it remarkable that they pointed out the importance of other things other than the appearance, may it be through an "inaccurate" Aphrodite

@hollowhoagie6441

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't she supposed to be more about lust than love though in Greek myth?

@justinalicea1590

3 жыл бұрын

She is the goddess of all love. Hence why in some contexts she is a raging bitch who can't accept the idea that anyone is better than her, and yet in others she is a caring mother who protects her kids. So in this context of the story, she would care about personality because the ship she is about to set sail is going to depend on the two getting along, not just about looks. Particularly since Hercules is the son of Zeus AND Hera, where Hera is a pretty big fan of the whole "marriage is forever."

@frankjohnson123

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Aphrodite is straight lust, not love (born from Uranus’ severed testicles). She would have made the girl as thicc as Herc requested lmao

Aphrodite is every instagram or beauty influencer ever energy fr

"Uh okay- That's curvy enough for you, young man!" 😆😆😆

My god I never realized how smooth the animations were for this old show especially the facial expressions of Aphrodite

@bruxogu

3 жыл бұрын

She is perfect!!!!!! S2

@Stingra87

3 жыл бұрын

Sure. The 'expressions'. Well, those expressions were quite, uh, fluid. It's like the lines were just BOUNCING across her 'face'.

@bluecanine3374

3 жыл бұрын

Well the Disney cartoons based on their movies like this and the Aladdin one had very inconsistent animation iirc. Sometimes it was good othertimes it was derp faces and static poses

@soundwavesuperior28

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose that her, bodily movements on her upper torso area were very fluid.

@pyrolee17

3 жыл бұрын

and she got jiggle physics

Everyone is like he's basically describing Aphrodite. Guys...he's describing Meg.😂

@trayznthememecollector4412

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly has a type

@spacexbrawler

3 жыл бұрын

I mean really he's describing the majority of Greek women lmao.

@HellHazAtTheZoo

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he asked her to be crazy about him. That wasn’t Meg. Herc had to earn that girl, lol.

@mychaeljones7526

3 жыл бұрын

*roles eyes*

@daphodilly

3 жыл бұрын

P L E A S E WHEN I FIRST READ THIS I THOUGHT MEGAN THEE STALLION BYEEEE

"Hey wait, you're-you're like Zeus' son right" Said Aphrodite *NOT* narrowing down the list of suspects

0:55 those jiggle physics doe

@Babbling_Wizard

2 жыл бұрын

😉😁😏

@briansilva3344

2 жыл бұрын

No matter the budget, animators always prioritize.

Anyone else notice he's Basically describing Aphrodite?

@Kalyx

3 жыл бұрын

There is something meta there, but I think the real take here is he's basically making Meg.

@carlosrendon7393

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder why, she is H.O.T

@annabellelewis5962

3 жыл бұрын

Except for the no personality part

@Kalyx

3 жыл бұрын

@@annabellelewis5962 It's not that he wanted no personality. He's Still a teenager in the series so naturally he's thinking about a girl's body before anything.

@Rensune

3 жыл бұрын

@@annabellelewis5962 Yeah.

The only thing that keeps me confident about being a tall girl is the fact Hercules likes tall girls

@JaelinBezel

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, plenty of people like tall girls.

@Sadmanmcgee

3 жыл бұрын

I sure as hell do! Esp tall strong girls, if you're built like an Amazonian or a Norwegian Warrior woman you're definitely my type lol.

@Arthur-gs2jr

3 жыл бұрын

@@JaelinBezel I do

@Kafka_Garezerra

3 жыл бұрын

I though everyone liked tall girls

@Kokorocodon

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?! Just look at Lady Dimitrescu. We love tall women, it's just that most men actually lack the self-confidence to date one.

I like the fact that Hercules is looking at her and telling what he wants at the same time, trying to make an Aphrodite II

@abominablesnowman64

11 ай бұрын

his cousin do be hot and its not incest if it only looks like your cousin tho the family get togethers will be weird when your brother shows up with a girl that looks exactly like our cousin

"That’s curvy enough for you, young man." In other words, nobody is allowed to be more Shapley than Aphrodite.

@117MasterSpartan

11 ай бұрын

In other words this is an adult show 💀

@ptolemeeselenion1542

11 ай бұрын

Lizzo: 🤨

@voodokingjp

11 ай бұрын

Wouldn't be a Disney show if she was and so many ppl would of gotten a divorce or killed🤣🤣🤣

@Nocturne22

11 ай бұрын

More like he's about 14 so he shouldn't be getting with a girl with an adult woman's body.

@ptolemeeselenion1542

11 ай бұрын

@@Nocturne22 You do realize that some few teenage girls are early bloomers, right?

"The perfect combination doesn't exi-" *Lisa Kudrow dubs Aphrodite*

@rararasputin8608

2 жыл бұрын

"No-hohoho! Now I can hear her singing 'Smelly Cat'!"

@josephjohnson6849

2 жыл бұрын

Make her voice deep.

@imsickoflifeanditstactics5063

2 жыл бұрын

She made him a lobster!

@Jeff_Pryce

2 жыл бұрын

🎶Smelly Hades, Sme-lly Hades, why are you so eviiil?🎶

@rararasputin8608

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff_Pryce "Artemis, your turn!"

I love how passive-aggressive Aphrodite is being here. Just like, low-key calling Herc out on all of his crap. 💜

@bruxogu

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah!!!!!!

@Stylez_8

3 жыл бұрын

She knows love

@crastid7542

3 жыл бұрын

@TheProphetOfHate true in the old myths she was a horrible goddess and would make you fall in love with a fire hydrant if she didn’t like you, but she’s also the goddess of love and you need to have a personality to have love

@Stylez_8

3 жыл бұрын

@TheProphetOfHate fair point but this one seems kind and just wants everything to go smoothly

@Guntherson220

3 жыл бұрын

Well how would you feel if you were asked some of this crap by somebody who is technically your great nephew?

"You're like Zeus' son, right?" Him and half of Greece.

@minhhongnguyen2350

2 жыл бұрын

Yes i saw someone commented that the Greek mythology could have been 10 times shorter if Zeus was a responsible faithful husband😂

Lisa Kudrow as Aphrodite. Nice choice by the creators

Honestly, why not just ask Aphrodite? She is tall and curvy as well.

@Cyberclone07

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, that's a good question

@radioactivebirdj.1845

3 жыл бұрын

ThomasFan 1945 She's married and it's her festival. It would be like coming as a guest to an award ceremony your hosting

@intisarulaziz7188

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@dannevan007

3 жыл бұрын

Because she is his sister?

@bitty29

3 жыл бұрын

@@radioactivebirdj.1845 well she’s married to Hephaestus but she runs around with Ares all the time

The fact that he wanted his date to look like Aphrodite was hilarious 😂

@l3ftie578

2 жыл бұрын

i was gonna say lol might as well have said remake the statue in your image and likeness

@darylcorey4562

2 жыл бұрын

and really creepy if you know anything about Greek Mythology

@shawerful5209

7 ай бұрын

​​@@darylcorey4562buddy, if you know anything about greek mythology, every adaptation about greek mythology will gets creepy

My left ear enjoyed this

@newsgirlnotashamed2211

Жыл бұрын

i know. i have to watch it without headphones.

@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r

Жыл бұрын

Switch it to mono audio and your problem is solved.

Are we not gonna talk about the jiggle physics in a DISNEY CHANNEL SHOW

@lucasaxl13

2 жыл бұрын

0:53

Tall, curvy, is currently crazy about him...hey Meg what's up

@TECH097

7 жыл бұрын

...oh snap you're right. XD

@Sofi-451

7 жыл бұрын

plus 1 for Meg

@firepuppies4086

5 жыл бұрын

At least he doesn't kill her here.

@Mrsdjlaparcerita

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe this was before Meg?

@jish55

5 жыл бұрын

True, that is until Hera makes him go crazy and he accidentally kills Meg and his two children.

Honestly, this is my favorite version of Aphrodite

@stevesmith1383

3 жыл бұрын

you ever watch Hercules/Xena? That's my favorite version of Aphrodite

@vullord666

3 жыл бұрын

Well she isn't starting a war over being called the prettiest and she isn't openly having sex with Ares while married to hephaestus. Not a high bar to pass. The Disney version got rid of every God's flaws and questionable behavior. Except for Hades (arguably the best) who's now just the Devil.

@TheAllSeeingEye2468

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevesmith1383 I have that. Never watched it in the 20 years that I owned it

@Kronosfobi

3 жыл бұрын

@@vullord666 Remember the Hades being one of the only most decent if not the good gods in the entire pantheon? I miss that.

@greedymayo3341

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kronosfobi most decent god who kidnap a woman, force her to become his wife and rape her Yeah decent...

"Oh wait, you're like Zeus, son right" Madame, do you know how little that narrows it down

@Circus-Dream

Жыл бұрын

Lol

0:55 Good detail in the animation of Aphrodite

@wayverleesoulsong

Жыл бұрын

Ha, boob physics

@megamovieman101

Жыл бұрын

I’m only partially surprised they didn’t add a “boing” sound

@mikonight3283

Жыл бұрын

@@megamovieman101 If it was an anime if that sound had been heard

How she highlights that personality is important just warms my heart

@ValentinaxEdits

3 жыл бұрын

Personality is more important than looks, just because they look pretty doesn’t mean that they have a nice personality Everyone is different ^^

@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430

3 жыл бұрын

@@ValentinaxEdits Yeah, until you try to use personality and come off as an ugly jackass.

@FortunAdlaich

3 жыл бұрын

@@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 please elaborate

@davidtucker9498

3 жыл бұрын

Personality is more important, but being attracted to your partner is still very important.

@maixe13

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidtucker9498 that is true! People can’t help being attracted to certain things but doesn’t mean for it to be hurtful in a way. But if the person puts being attracted to certain traits to the extreme than that’s a problem.

Like a wise lord of darkness once said, *_”Extra THICC!”_*

@adamfrost8313

3 жыл бұрын

Aku

@lilpogchamp4904

3 жыл бұрын

More please

@frenchsoldier8485

3 жыл бұрын

In a distant land however

@lilygraceproductions5802

3 жыл бұрын

The great man Aku

@randomsnail59

3 жыл бұрын

THE LIKE COUNT IS 666 THIS IS A SIGN YALL

"that's curvy enough for you young man" says the woman with a 6 inch waist and E cups

@JesbaamSanchez

7 ай бұрын

I think that is where he was going with

Aphrodite has awoken something in me

Hercules: I like tall girls. *Date is shorter than him.*

@Gravityper

3 жыл бұрын

Lol just because she’s shorter than him doesn’t mean she’s not tall. Let’s say Hercules is 6 feet, if his date is even just 5’ 10” that makes her tall in comparison to the average women. I think he just meant he likes taller girls, not girls that are taller than me.

@Pulpo_Pol

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gravityper yeah, Hercules is a demigod so he is probably taller than most humans

@chor2336

3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant tall girls in taller than most girls, not taller than him.

@griffwilson5932

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gravityper I guess that makes sense.

@extraterrestrialhorse9722

3 жыл бұрын

Sad how such a lame comment gets hundred of likes GenZ standards I guess

Hercules was actually wishing for someone like Lady Dimitrescu 😳

@Hpwn

3 жыл бұрын

I just commented that before scrolling down to find someone else who has more culture then cheese

@diptosarker810

3 жыл бұрын

No, he wants Sam.

@biologydoesntlie4093

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get how you find Dimitr attractive.

@Typicalcs

3 жыл бұрын

@@biologydoesntlie4093 how could u not ??

@biologydoesntlie4093

3 жыл бұрын

@@Typicalcs Bro her face is hideous and I don't even find tall girls attractive, why do you guys like tall women?

Hercules like himself thickness why did Aphrodite refuse that LOL

@atakkuuuuu

Жыл бұрын

Because then she would be hotter than Aphrodite and that can’t be allowed.

@christianscott1229

Жыл бұрын

@@atakkuuuuu YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT BECAUSE IN THE MYTHOLOGY SHE'S SO VAIN AND SHE CAN'T STAND OTHER WOMEN BEING BETTER THAN HER

@Lemantra

Жыл бұрын

​@@christianscott1229 💯💯💯

“Ok, that’s curvy enough for you man”

"Hellooo, her personality?" " Oh yeah I guess I didn't think about that." Freaking Teenagers I swear.

@sergioplazat3995

3 жыл бұрын

Typical..... 😒😑 I know... Lo se.....

@BurntToast2305

3 жыл бұрын

Women dont usually have those tho

@eridanampora3024

3 жыл бұрын

@@BurntToast2305 only the ones who grew up with horrible families don't have a personality

@BurntToast2305

3 жыл бұрын

@@eridanampora3024 your telling me cardi Bs dad was abusive?

@eridanampora3024

3 жыл бұрын

@@BurntToast2305 most likely

“That’s curvy enough for you young man!” Your statement is false, woman.

@DarkMegaPlague

5 жыл бұрын

there is never to much curvy……. and I mean in a natural healthy curvy

@ajizel13

5 жыл бұрын

I know she not talkin....

@nightguardian542

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkMegaPlague i like natural curvy too man not those weird plastic surgery curvy

@DarkMegaPlague

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightguardian542 ewh god forbid plastic surgery curvy, except if its an replacement for something you have lost that is.

@nightguardian542

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkMegaPlague i could have agree more with you

how was i so obsessed with the hercules movie as a kid and am just now finding out there was a series??

@grimrocket5592

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of disney movies got shows that were completely forgotten aboht

@HuslWusl

2 жыл бұрын

There was also a game for the PS1 or 2, which was fun (at least back when I was 8 or something)

0:55 the animators sure had fun here.

@thomasnielsen8904

3 ай бұрын

Bounce 🤣

I loved this show as a kid 🤣 still makes me laugh.

@cesarzade

3 жыл бұрын

WHATS THIS SHOWW

@shunderiouscollins758

3 жыл бұрын

@@cesarzade Hercules the animated series

@niniusaa

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2Wt3NGihaytd9Y.html

@lyubovandreou991

3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@nathancruz9172

3 жыл бұрын

2:14 me too.

I like how they didn’t make Aphrodite vain, stupid, and rude. So many Greek mythology adaptations fall for that and I *hate* it!

@powerincarnate6783

2 жыл бұрын

But weren't greek gods like that?

@jojogottagogo9234

2 жыл бұрын

Power Incarnate Yeah, they were. *All* Greek Gods would act selfish, egotistical, or ruthless. They also all had positive qualities. I feel like Aphrodite in particular has her negative traits showcased but never her positive ones.

@ijimenez1951

2 жыл бұрын

@@jojogottagogo9234 well she is mostly a negative person who makes a lot of discordes between the gods and rarely does a good action so no wonder why

@marcospatricio8283

2 жыл бұрын

I usually like it (as she's like that on the myths), but since the show had already said "fuck the source material", this was a breath of fresh air.

@powerincarnate6783

2 жыл бұрын

By the way, have you heard the Aphrodite song from Pascu and Rodri? They are a pair of Spanish KZreadrs that make songs based on the stories of characters from mythology, history or sometimes pop culture.

“You’re Zeus’ son right?” Yeah with how many kids Zeus actually fathered that doesn’t really narrow it down 😅

@stephenwillis6937

Жыл бұрын

Something tells me Disney's version of Zues isn't as lecherous. After all Hera is his actual Mother and so won't curse him with madness out of sheer jealousy later in life.

The adult, not saying sexual necessarily, themes and jokes in shows like this back in the day lets you know how aware and genuinely funny these underrated writers were

@MJFallout

3 жыл бұрын

* bites lip* Ohh... school us, daddy.

@segastars9802

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shame we can't have this funny stuff today. Everything is so restricted now days.

@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051

3 жыл бұрын

I might just be really stupid but what were the adult themed jokes in this scene?

@fuckel98

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051 really? The entire clip is keyed towards adult humor.

@ppvsonicspy

3 жыл бұрын

@@segastars9802 *cough* Gravity Falls *cough*

Jiggle physics aside, it's actually insane just how well this cartoon from '98 is animated. Head movements, facial expressions, how much everyone is moving instead of just standing there. I know this had Disney money, but not even the best Disney cartoons of today can hold a candle to this.

@amtra1778

2 жыл бұрын

That's because they're pushing everything to 3d to pump out movies (reusability of the models and assets). Definitely not as much attention to detail and I definitely noticed they're afraid to exaggerate movements and facial expressions due to the aspects of 3d and wanting to make their animation look realistic (at least for Disney). It also might have to do with the modeling and rigging since if you stretch a sculpture it might deform in a really weird way (think ragdolling in any video games). Traditional animation is coming back hard though, especially integration of both 2d and 3d (think Arcane, Klaus, and Bad Guys) due to new programs allowing so. Blender's Grease Pencil is a great example of this.

@isaiahdaniels5643

2 жыл бұрын

Boobs that big move. Should we have good secondary animation everywhere but the giant fat sacks hanging from the chest? Why?

@orimotoizumi

Жыл бұрын

For some reason, whether it's old disney cartoons or in anime, I find the hand drawn lends itself a different quality when it comes to representing expressions. A lot more exaggerated, different and stands out as unique. All 3D movie character faces feel sort of "samey" to me e.g. Tangled, Frozen, Moana, Encanto.

He wanted her curvy and tall wait hold on... He wanted Aphrodite

@Trixxy_Glixx

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe meg But yeah lol

@adyelfortune8927

Жыл бұрын

@@Trixxy_Glixx She is nothing compared to the Goddess her self😂

@Trixxy_Glixx

Жыл бұрын

@@adyelfortune8927 yeah but shes pretty tall And curvy Idk about the crazy part tho lol

"Ah, okay. So, beautiful and crazy about you? Good. Diggin' deep, huh?" Got a good laugh out of that. 🤣

I feel like she's channeling artists doing commissions.

@awesomearsam1890

3 жыл бұрын

*"Sir, you are the creator of SEX!"*

@Zeldafan1ify

3 жыл бұрын

Artist: ok, did everything you asked, here you go Simplord Edgelord 401k: hmmmm... i love it, but.. needs more.. nsfw Artist: i did say that i nolonger draw nsfw- Simpquad Edgequad 2by4: IF YOU DON'T DRAW WHAT I WANT THEN I AIN'T PAYING Artist who had already spent time on the commission: *ಠ_ಥ*

@JohanKylander

3 жыл бұрын

"Bigger wolf pp" "But..." "Here's another $100"

@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaaaaaaaao

@SocraticMayhem

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zeldafan1ify “hmm the chest needs to be bigger” *draws a them naturally big* “this good?” “Could you make them just a bit bigger?” *draws the chest slightly larger than what would be naturally possible* “is that better?” “I still feel like it could be bigger” *draws the chest very large* “This is pretty big don’t you think?” “Sorry sorry... just a liiiiitle more...” *bazongalonga sized* “do you want them bigger?” “Yes”

Why tf does this got suddenly recommended to everyone?

@bruxogu

3 жыл бұрын

Because Aphrodite is beautiful!!!! lol

@croshbarandorocoot

3 жыл бұрын

@@bruxogu man THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD and you still replying 🤝

@bruxogu

3 жыл бұрын

@@croshbarandorocoot I don't care about time, I don't like Chronos very much. lol

@goodday3185

3 жыл бұрын

Idk maybe it’s cause I just made an essay about her

@tyreviews6774

3 жыл бұрын

My friend, KZread always recommends weird stuff

The way she says "Greetings mortals" is so Phoebe Buffay lol

I like this Aphrodite. She's got Sass

@jarodheuer4171

Ай бұрын

She gets tired of everyone’s stuff. So this personality is perfect

@Duc1796

28 күн бұрын

Most Aphrodites I've seen in the media have sass. It's mythologically accurate.

"You're the son of Zeus?" Why? Like, is that hard? Basically everyone in Greek mythology is the son of Zeus.

@raffigani8303

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, No. Not all God, Goddess, etc. are created from/by zeus... for example: Aphrodite, poseidon, Hera..

@princessfaust

3 жыл бұрын

What like it's hard

@user-kf1ww5fv8g

3 жыл бұрын

She thought that they were mortal, not gods

@amelia-hp4ip

3 жыл бұрын

@@raffigani8303 all the ones you named were his siblings

@lightningguy14

3 жыл бұрын

@@raffigani8303 he didn't say all gods and goddesses hes just saying zeus has a lot of kids so saying "youre the son of zeus" doesnt narrow down who shes talking about