"its not humanely possible" who says the ladies in offbrand are even human?

Ashley: “Anime Girls are never Safe.” Lily: “Human Girls are never Safe . . . . Since it December.” Ashley: (Smirk)

@ricardohoang8452

Жыл бұрын

Machiko is always in danger since Masochist Door just stares at her most of the time 😂

Don't worry Noble, I haven't been that innocent in years. I found the "darker side" of live action at 11. That was almost 2 decades ago.

@nbHawkeye

Жыл бұрын

For me it was a forum discussion of what Final Fantasy character do in their off time. Somebody posted the obvious, I said no way dude, that person posted a link to some website. I was 15 at that point. That's over two decads ago now. XD

@ChrisTian-ed8ol

Жыл бұрын

@@nbHawkeye sometimes it's that one accidental discovery that sends you down the rabbit hole.

@nbHawkeye

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisTian-ed8ol Especially once you realize that this stuff exists of literally anything. Even chewing gum, soda cans and the Pi symbol.

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisTian-ed8ol 69th 👍

@StorymasterQ

Жыл бұрын

My first R34 ever was a Sailor Moon one. Good God, I'm old.

The captain is here! The source for 3:35 is 344844. *flies away

4:14 Loid and Anya are gonna be shocked for this.

Wholesome family friendly content

@ricardohoang8452

Жыл бұрын

Friendly wholesome contents like this are true gold mines 😀

@darkknight6423

Жыл бұрын

Yes very wholesome

@KyleSage35

Жыл бұрын

Certainly

@DHTheAlaskan

Жыл бұрын

Honestly soul cleansing really

@enriquecamarena1056

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Can't agree more.

5:14 Noble: Don’t use your teeth. Me: Unless you’re using your teeth on me, then it’s fine. Just don’t use them too hard.

Male Snakes have 2 sausages, so of course Female Snakes would have the slices of bread too to accommodate the sausages.

That with the Snakes would be interesting because it indicates them knowing the concept of pleasure. That would shatter the belief that Snakes are emotionless and only act out of instinct.

Ah yes super family friendly wholesome content

I’m calling cap on this man there’s no way he hasn’t has post but clarity. I see you noble.

@minicacti289

Жыл бұрын

I haven't

@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions

Жыл бұрын

I've nutted what must be an average of around once every four days since I was twelve and I've not once experienced this "post nut clarity"...

@minicacti289

Жыл бұрын

@@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions strait fax but every 2 or less

@VyxelOP

Жыл бұрын

I have it almost every time, and a whole lot of regret as well xD.

@gurthjitsumaster9697

Жыл бұрын

I've never had it. Your just doing it wrong fr.

4:43 Digimon will always be a fascinating series to me, because on one hand we have characters like this, but on the other hand, we have Togemon, which is just a cactus with boxing gloves.

@crawlingboy

Жыл бұрын

also the fact that digimon actually had character deaths and the kids grew up also the fact that a lot of the digimon awoke things in young kids

@MysticMylesZ

Жыл бұрын

And how they were a very intelligent species... And the game are even more fascinating

@MysticMylesZ

Жыл бұрын

And how they were a very intelligent species... And the game are even more fascinating

Fun fact about Digimon: Angewomon, the angel supposed to be on the side of the kids whose partner is the youngest of them all, and a girl at that, wears even more revealing clothes than the demon counterpart. :D

9:32 Noble get melody she knows and has the awnser for you. She might be willing to help you and Ashley experiment with this.

@Orrissan

Жыл бұрын

This one's for the Science Team.

0:00 super positive noble is terrifying

@kevinmooney9361

Жыл бұрын

Uh-huh... I thought I entered a horror movie channel for a second instead of the funny lewd meme guy.

8:23 Noble: * scared * Me who literally dreams about yanderes: after all why not? Why shouldn’t I let her in?

@daiekimashin

Жыл бұрын

Who is that girl?

@gustavserrander9268

Жыл бұрын

@@daiekimashin NO don't look it up dont ruin yourself like the rest of us

@akumuryuu

Жыл бұрын

@@daiekimashin That's Koyori, isn't it? A Hololive Gen 6 vtuber. I don't recall her being yandere though.

@daiekimashin

Жыл бұрын

@@gustavserrander9268 bro I dont even know her name lmao

8:22 Why is it always the pink ones being a psychotic love induced stalker that scares me!?

@ssrbkotowari1650

Жыл бұрын

Hakui Koyori, if interested

10:02 I'm surprised that their not in incognito mode

@PurplePiiPii

Жыл бұрын

who uses incognito mode?

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

@@PurplePiiPii people who have a life

That 3's face...what suffering is Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

Every time I "Do my member," I feel the shame of a thousand ancestors looking down at me in disgust. 😆

@t.kersten7695

Жыл бұрын

Then turn off the lights (and close the curtains)!

4:40 I love how for the last two episodes, and for the up and coming episode of Digimon Ghost Game, the villains have all been sexy monster girls.

5:43 My source is I made it the fluff up!

@elliottlefebvre

4 ай бұрын

Max0r reference?

Time for some family friendly content for the holidays!

I haven’t really seen anything with women getting NTRed. We need more of that.

Hey noble it's been awhile since I've been here Great to see your vids again

9:52, this is accurate between this episode and the one before last, I've gotten a bigger amount of faith in humanity, looking at the chat of a certain video game and reading fluff, and then I realized. It was really because I haven't watched Lost Pause in a while. (still going to keep watching, gotta get my dirty memes somewhere)

Oh boy another family friendly episode!

This video is pretty sus I think lost pause is trying to tell us something

So family... so Friendly!

This is so wholesome lol

4:56 yeah my wife did art for someone and it was digimon. well the one's she did the art for where the few female one's that are well known and a few others. She asked if digimon was really for kids after that. Nice terraria great game.

10:28 Teacher: That's an odd number. Me: Yes. It ends in a three, which is odd. Teacher : Riiiight..

@danthiel8623

Жыл бұрын

😂 haha

@michaeltalpas

Жыл бұрын

@@danthiel8623 lol 😅

Well, Koyori is a mad scientist and all that

You know youtube is messed up when you are subed to noble AND hit the bell and you still dont get any notifications or videos in your sub box and instead just get the latest videos through the recommended section.

for everyone who was asking, sauce for 6:06 is Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita

Nobel trying to be Family Friendly🤣🤣🤣

8:19 the face you make when you realize that you pissed off the NTR enjoyers I think Yuzu is one.

"Oh, that's an odd number" Yes, 2 is the only even prime number.

1:50 not surprising considering the tracer and widom maker animation I saw on KZread when I was a teen. They killed with their tighs and stuff. ...It's burned into my memory.

being here after being quiited by my girlfriend since friday (3 years relationship soon of being 4).... Thank you Noble for all the memes, they really make my day go brighter, now it's time to go *Thomas Shelby mode* Edit : In the end, I didn't switched to the "dark side", i have patched up my wound, accepted and got over it and now i m going forward, alone but happy 😊

Congrats for 6.9k likes

I'm afraid to say it, but maybe Noble doesn't experience post-nut clarity because there isn't much there to experience it...

@lilliverse23

9 ай бұрын

Damn

Noble: Offbrand is the darker part of Anime. The Audience: the sticky part, sure. But dark?

Oh did I say a bad word like h🐐? I mean cultured material from anime. My motto is, "If you have post-nut clarity, you're doing it wrong".

I found that first news story while at dinner with my girlfriend and her family and their friends. The ones I knew could handle it thought it was hysterical, especially since right underneath it was an article about Fluffhub getting their KZread account terminated for “multiple rule violations.” NO REALLY? I didn’t even know they HAD an account on here!

As a lady who loves offbrand I ❤️ your videos

6:27 What?! No! Why the disturbing question?

The darker side of anime? You mean the fandom?

@DSMCasual

Жыл бұрын

Oh it hurts.

@wisewolfds

Жыл бұрын

Nothing more horrific than the aftermath of ships that sink. Just ask the Titanic or any Shonen.

@ayouxy

Жыл бұрын

@@wisewolfds oof...reminds me of that unnamed fantom that literally threatened the creator's life to change his story, that other non anime fanthom that drove a teenage girl to suicide over them not liking that she made the characters in her fan art less fat, or the one where some people imagine a character is gay and if you said she isn't they'll attack and dox you, that or get offended because the creator's of the game posted an art of a character the shade of brown in which wasn't dark enough...not to mention the one that ships 15 years old to each other and themselves...

@foxtrap86flame

Жыл бұрын

Man killed more people with those words than a Shonen Antagonist does in a whole series

4:41 Jokes aside, I'm just happy to see Digimon getting a bit more recognition nowadays. Won't reach Pokemon levels, but more love is nice (also ty Jaiden for raising awareness with her vid)

9:48 Kemono friends mentioned Wooooooo

If porn has thought me anything its that women can in fact take a whole baguette. Doesn't matter if its the same length as their torso, they still base that shit.

1:08 I can 100% Guarantee those scientists were not men

@lacytaylor1501

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I bet the moment they finally got a female scientist to take a look she found it almost instantly

I saw a grown man, maybe 45, have a tantrum last month. Didn't like being asked to respect a family-friendly space.

My brain during the introduction: TOGETHAAA, AS FAMILEEE...hopefully I'm not the only one who had that pop into mind.

2:33 Wrong, Noble! There's one more thing to add it into 4 things! Beside the memes, offbrand, and announcement, there is......*Twitter sing along!*

Yeah I do think a lot of people overestimate Post-Nut Clarity… at most, it’s just the “aight I’m good for now” feeling. Now when that doesn’t happen, THAT is the time to fear us. 🤣

10:25 Mason: *gasp* what are these numbers mean man

6:06 GORDON RAMSAY HAS BEEN ASKING FOR THE SAUCEEEE

Early, that is all I could think of

A funny sidenote. The man with the biggest fluffer had to take medicine to keep him from getting up cause that theoratically would have killed him. Taking that into offbrand...well...let's just say both partners survive that. Somehow. Unless things get really dark but we don't talk about that here.

fun for the whole family :)

7:54 - 8:19 - Never had any post n-- clarity, also never fluff'd to NTR(I don't get the appeal of cheating). Kemonomimi, short-stacks, demon-girls and futa on the otherhand... (I could've listed more, but I didn't want to drag this on) 🤪

Me: "If only people knew what my search history is like." My Computer/IPad: "Oh, it's known, to degenerate. Even if it's hidden in incognito mode."

9:48 Yeah true visually it's bad thats not wrong, but I liked the characters and the story that's what kept me interested in it.

7:25 Really? Are you out of your mind?

9:04 I can agree

Noble you are right thirsty Anime Girls are super scary

Literally,We All Know What's Behind That Innocent Looking Smile NOBLES..

2:18 That’s where Nitter comes in

lost pause opening seems like an npc that you just started talking to

Offbrand Protagonist: have big fluffer and long hair. I have big fluffer and short hair. Me: Maybe I'm a monster or something?.

The god of men of culture

Noble: do not INSERT incest joke

Did anyone else notice that Nobel mixed the words Pikachu and picture at 3:25?

3:32 my mouth is feeling dry, may i ask for the sauce?

Noble, I don't mean to alarm you, but Killer Queen has already touched the like and subscribe buttons.

2:38 *in my sonic.exe voice* ready for round 2?

8:37 Wait you want to {un-alive} koyori-chan from hololive?

6:28 good question.

That couch is so empty…

Imagine getting off to hugging. What week do you get to the end of that?

3:03 Nobody wanna ask why the table/cart's wheels are on the side?

I can't believe Noble never felt the pain...

6:11 Imma need some sauce.

The Y chromosomes is disappearing by being replaced by femboys? Women are disappearing by being replaced by offbrand? Is this how the human race ends?

11:07 NOT THE EEVEE!

7:08 Wait Naggz plays Terraria?! Man I wish people played more of that game but modded.

@acewmd.

8 ай бұрын

I would but theres not exactly a community of people to play with either way, most people tend to do it alone which is fair, ive gotten so fast at it it only takes like 2 days and then after that theres nothing, havent really understood mods, i dont want to lose my character after all.

Kumalala kumalala kumala savesta

Like all things, Simpsons did it: "I've done stuff I ain't proud of. And the Stuff I am proud of is disgusting." - Moe Szyslak

Koyori is a Yandere in this video

Why does the opening sound like every time somebody tries to mimic sykuno

8:19 What noise was that? 😂

Let's be honest. Digimon was an awakening for a lot of us

Is Loid’s code name Twilight? If so… Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie!

Noble will you make video about Digimon memes? Lately in Digimon Ghost Game there is a lot of INTERESTING Digimon.

Google says that 177013 is the 16089th prime

Family friendly isn't real, he can't hurt you

Okay, real question here... If One Piece characters were Pokémon trainers, who would they have as a starter or who would be their Pokémon of choice? Luffy would be a pretty bad trainer but who would be his Pokémon of choice??? I need answers to my important questions. please, this is urgent!!

Noble, why is Lily wearing headphones on the side of her head when her ears are up top?

@t.kersten7695

Жыл бұрын

If i remember correctly: in the "Princess Conncect - Re:Dive"-Anime i´ve seen multiple times that the Cat-Girl Karyl not only had her cat-ears on top of her head but under her hair an additional set of human ears. This was so weird to see and at first i was thinking, i hadn´t watch correctly. But this was occuring multiple times. Maybe Lily has 2 sets of ears herself? Maybe she is only cosplaying a foxgirl-mechanic. Or she was transformed by a magic spell into a fox-girl and it didn´t work that well?

Hey most of the offbrand are good 👍