Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

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Pt. I: • Andy Richter's Greates...
Pt. III: • Andy Richter Coming Up...
Pt. IV: • Andy Richter: The Side...
11 more clips of Andy stealing the show.
00:00 Olivia Munn's Tiger Mom Didn't Spare The Rod
00:40 Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women
01:06 David Cross On The Perils Of Being An Older Dad
01:36 Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith Makes Summer Cocktails
03:30 Leslie Bibb On Burning Man
04:43 Timothy Olyphant Loves Stealing Room Service Silverware
05:27 Steve Schirripa Puts Up With A Lot Of Annoying Skinny People
05:57 Conan Goes Make-Up Free
07:34 CONAN Monologue 12/18/12
08:00 Jennifer Love Hewitt Teaches Conan About "Vajazzling"
11:41 Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her "Married With Children" Miniskirt
12:13 Nick Kroll Interview Pt. 1 06/23/11

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  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson85225 ай бұрын

    Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

  • @mysoreakshay

    @mysoreakshay

    5 ай бұрын

    That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

  • @VoiceKulaka

    @VoiceKulaka

    4 ай бұрын

    this comment needs a lot more likes!

  • @turolretar

    @turolretar

    3 ай бұрын

    Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

  • @terrylyn

    @terrylyn

    3 ай бұрын

    Lol that's perfect way to put it

  • @westerling8436

    @westerling8436

    3 ай бұрын

    Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

  • @Dan-1031
    @Dan-10314 ай бұрын

    I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

  • @jkap34

    @jkap34

    17 күн бұрын

    How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

  • @kane4013
    @kane40135 ай бұрын

    “I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

  • @OYME13
    @OYME137 ай бұрын

    "I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

  • @sugardashdumpling

    @sugardashdumpling

    6 күн бұрын

    That shit killed me

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams75628 ай бұрын

    I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

  • @ud3592

    @ud3592

    4 ай бұрын

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  • @QnA22

    @QnA22

    4 ай бұрын

    Why is it saying something?

  • @brianmarshall3921

    @brianmarshall3921

    4 ай бұрын

    😂​@@QnA22

  • @fatsuperfly

    @fatsuperfly

    4 ай бұрын

    Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

  • @Imzack1

    @Imzack1

    4 ай бұрын

    Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

  • @kmduarte2005
    @kmduarte20055 ай бұрын

    Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

  • @DrClawizdead

    @DrClawizdead

    4 ай бұрын

    He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

  • @ohh2752

    @ohh2752

    2 ай бұрын

    The wallmart one was good

  • @ryd421
    @ryd4214 ай бұрын

    "because its my goddamn job" broke me

  • @terrylyn

    @terrylyn

    3 ай бұрын

    lmao

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap2 ай бұрын

    "I just experienced it just now!" Legend lol.

  • @tomconnors8165
    @tomconnors81658 ай бұрын

    These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

  • @LastRookie

    @LastRookie

    8 ай бұрын

    va-gazzled gems

  • @AmazingFrenchman

    @AmazingFrenchman

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

  • @redfive5856
    @redfive58565 ай бұрын

    My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan. Conan pointed out a .99¢ store. Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

  • @clarkkent3730

    @clarkkent3730

    4 ай бұрын

    LOL

  • @MMaRsu
    @MMaRsu7 ай бұрын

    Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13

    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13

    7 ай бұрын

    That was my favourite 😂😂😂 I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

  • @donnywilliamson5807

    @donnywilliamson5807

    5 ай бұрын

    It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

  • @lydian84
    @lydian847 ай бұрын

    Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

  • @fartmachine5000
    @fartmachine50007 ай бұрын

    They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

  • @jkap34

    @jkap34

    4 ай бұрын

    Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

  • @RyanAustinDean
    @RyanAustinDean4 ай бұрын

    “Is that a compliment?” “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

  • @NusianceValue
    @NusianceValue5 ай бұрын

    i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

  • @nsostephanenyenti1755
    @nsostephanenyenti17558 ай бұрын

    Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

  • @GrinningAries

    @GrinningAries

    7 ай бұрын

    To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

  • @babygravy7

    @babygravy7

    3 ай бұрын

    It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

  • @jkap34

    @jkap34

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien84684 ай бұрын

    “This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

  • @richarddoaks3880

    @richarddoaks3880

    Ай бұрын

    OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

  • @ryanhalien8468

    @ryanhalien8468

    Ай бұрын

    @@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

  • @lindsayw7204
    @lindsayw72042 ай бұрын

    I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

  • @NahNahNahNoWay
    @NahNahNahNoWay8 ай бұрын

    I vote for 100 more of these

  • @applesoranges559
    @applesoranges5598 ай бұрын

    How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

  • @tyengineer0
    @tyengineer03 ай бұрын

    God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

  • @pienjopienjo7697
    @pienjopienjo76977 ай бұрын

    Please put more of these on.

  • @spageen
    @spageen5 ай бұрын

    Andy is like a comedy sniper

  • @ohh2752

    @ohh2752

    2 ай бұрын

    Well put

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld4 ай бұрын

    Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

  • @OccuBot2011
    @OccuBot20117 ай бұрын

    Andy really is underrated

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark258 ай бұрын

    "There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite8 ай бұрын

    I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

  • @AIKnowYou
    @AIKnowYouАй бұрын

    12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

  • @thegasman189
    @thegasman1897 ай бұрын

    googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton53775 ай бұрын

    Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian17 күн бұрын

    Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien84684 ай бұрын

    His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

  • @shadypelican
    @shadypelican3 ай бұрын

    Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

  • @DeathBeforeComicSans

    @DeathBeforeComicSans

    25 күн бұрын

    I thought he was American.

  • @jimmyjakes1823

    @jimmyjakes1823

    18 күн бұрын

    @@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

  • @DeathBeforeComicSans

    @DeathBeforeComicSans

    18 күн бұрын

    @@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon413519 күн бұрын

    Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs92595 ай бұрын

    "The product of alot of....." I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton5 ай бұрын

    The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

  • @jaimebarba2814
    @jaimebarba28145 ай бұрын

    Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

  • @seamusriley4503
    @seamusriley450314 күн бұрын

    "That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

  • @memoryboy
    @memoryboy8 ай бұрын

    More please 🙏

  • @KenRobert
    @KenRobert5 ай бұрын

    I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

  • @jkap34

    @jkap34

    4 ай бұрын

    6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

  • @Dorukyy
    @Dorukyy6 ай бұрын

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays90635 ай бұрын

    This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall45455 ай бұрын

    That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GDog-xl6kr
    @GDog-xl6kr7 ай бұрын

    Porky pigging it, too good

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty27055 ай бұрын

    I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

  • @rafaelmoura2103
    @rafaelmoura2103Ай бұрын

    i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker278 ай бұрын

    Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

    11:49. I like how the audience have a pause in laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @MandingoV2
    @MandingoV23 ай бұрын

    andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e4 ай бұрын

    2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

  • @vam2317
    @vam23178 ай бұрын

    I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

  • @ferdiyansurya
    @ferdiyansurya8 ай бұрын

    There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

  • @andrewmacdonald6513
    @andrewmacdonald65137 ай бұрын

    A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

  • @YardworkWithJohn
    @YardworkWithJohn3 ай бұрын

    I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

  • @FlipDahlenburg
    @FlipDahlenburg5 ай бұрын

    Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

  • @sndsiwrite
    @sndsiwrite2 ай бұрын

    At least 10x funnier than One Word Matt. He could string a line of them into a quip

  • @Unretrofied98
    @Unretrofied9820 күн бұрын

    Andy is literally the most underrated comedian of all time

  • @trueno8663
    @trueno8663Ай бұрын

    Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41 Andy: "There's one." 🍆 🤣😂

  • @ikedewinter1213
    @ikedewinter12138 ай бұрын

    Andy has a great part when he and conan dance in germany

  • @waltergregoireshling
    @waltergregoireshling8 ай бұрын

    It's awesome

  • @CIRIL03
    @CIRIL032 ай бұрын

    I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

  • @echopathy
    @echopathyАй бұрын

    Applegate reaching for Any's arm

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

    4:29 First time you see Conan laughed out loud 😂😂😂

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas24 күн бұрын

    Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

  • @brianbird3756
    @brianbird37564 ай бұрын

    I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

    0:25. Andy is cracking head on what to say 😂😂😂

  • @Bigredkarl
    @Bigredkarl12 күн бұрын

    The height disparity between Elijah wood and conan was crazy

  • @MomentsGap
    @MomentsGap8 ай бұрын

    Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?

  • @samanthamaynard4447

    @samanthamaynard4447

    8 ай бұрын

    Adam Levine of Maroon 5.

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ137 ай бұрын

    I've been thinking about getting Andy a Christmas gift this year... but I just can't think of what to get him. Any ideas out there?

  • @mtrps_

    @mtrps_

    7 ай бұрын

    a good ol lube, the swedish german would absolutely appreciate it

  • @rodomolina7995

    @rodomolina7995

    6 ай бұрын

    How are you gonna like, give it to him?

  • @clarkkent3730
    @clarkkent37304 ай бұрын

    Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

  • @bloodsling
    @bloodsling4 ай бұрын

    7:42-8:00 lmao,best part of the clip

  • @Kahsimiah
    @KahsimiahКүн бұрын

    03:14 who was the woman in the alcohol refreshment section? Was she doing some kind of "10 ways to creatively get drunk on a public beach" for a magazine and ran out of good ideas after 5 ways?

  • @006bloody
    @006bloody8 ай бұрын

    For the algorithm. More andy please.

  • @power21100
    @power211004 ай бұрын

    7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

    7:53. What is the episode here ?

  • @krs5115
    @krs51154 ай бұрын

    Miss Conan and Andy

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace77154 ай бұрын

    Can you imagine all the crazy chemicals coming out of those cheap plastic toys when you put alcohol in them. 😂

  • @PrmtvStudio
    @PrmtvStudio3 күн бұрын

    Look how tiny Elijah Wood looks compared to them. I mean, he's a short guy anyway, but standing between Conan and Andy, he looks like a hobbit. :D

  • @gregb8565
    @gregb85654 ай бұрын

    Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

  • @micglou
    @micglou5 ай бұрын

    Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods5 ай бұрын

    Best sidekick ever.

  • @MaineOffGrid.
    @MaineOffGrid.24 күн бұрын

    Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

  • @CMKarm
    @CMKarm4 ай бұрын

    Andy saved Jeff's meh joke there. 😂

  • @sera2775
    @sera27755 ай бұрын

    Andy doing improv is awesome

  • @drearydeary563
    @drearydeary5635 ай бұрын

    10:22 lol "that's good TV"

  • @liamboyd4676
    @liamboyd46762 ай бұрын

    Woah I didn’t know Elijah Wood is that short

  • @racebiketuner
    @racebiketuner4 ай бұрын

    Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

  • @vlaskarountzos5803
    @vlaskarountzos58035 ай бұрын

    Oh... my lord. I see Elijah Wood next to conan and i think: dear god, is that what i look like?!?

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

    5 ай бұрын

    In fairness, Conan is a full one foot taller than Elijah.

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut30914 ай бұрын

    The cut between the vajazling and "she's 6 years old?"

  • @spidrawebster
    @spidrawebster5 ай бұрын

    She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

  • @brandonearly2963
    @brandonearly29635 ай бұрын

    Who remembers the Andy richter show.

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup5 ай бұрын

    Jennifer is just too damn wholesome

  • @kevinobrien9271

    @kevinobrien9271

    5 ай бұрын

    ❤️

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez4 ай бұрын

    Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

  • @charlieextra9406
    @charlieextra94065 ай бұрын

    Oh, they didn't cgi the hobbits in LotR 1:54

  • @ralphyboy6996
    @ralphyboy69965 ай бұрын

    Elijah woods is a tiny human being. Holy hell lol

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

    5 ай бұрын

    He's 5'5". And he's standing next to giants.

  • @neilsingh4659
    @neilsingh46595 ай бұрын

    Andy is a brilliant comedian 😀

  • @questof1able
    @questof1able5 ай бұрын

    Tiny Stage!! WHAT?? 😂

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305Ай бұрын

    I appreciate Rictorian humor greatly.

  • @charleshessproductions
    @charleshessproductionsАй бұрын

    Greatest late night show in history, I miss it 😢

  • @Rheubie
    @Rheubie5 ай бұрын

    Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

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