“Your not a customer as far as I’m concerned” I felt that line in my soul 😂😂😂

Anyone in customer service has to love this scene. I know I've had DeNiro's reaction in my head many times.

@stardust0075

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a customer sales executive and I'm the boss when I'm speaking with them, also I'm the boss of all gods.

@stevenaitcheson6938

2 жыл бұрын

You wanna speak to the boss?

@pctheophilus

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenaitcheson6938 😂😂

@nikolaszuraff1234

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Actually, mine was much more hostile, though. Mine was more... let's just say if I said it aloud to their faces, I'd be fired, no matter how good I am at work.

@TriggaPapi24

Жыл бұрын

Sales*

“Let’s not forget Pearl Harbor.” *Proceeds to sell German car.*

@thevampirecielphantomhive2342

4 жыл бұрын

Right i fucking hate Audi thats why I love that Paul had a Lincoln

@thevampirecielphantomhive2342

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidcurrie6955 my ass german cars can suck my dick....Mercedes Benz is the only one with class that isn't under the thumb of VW

@libyanloyal7932

3 жыл бұрын

@@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 what do you fkn know about audi

@blackksabbath

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidcurrie6955 German is a british byword for shoddy quality

@paulbonaventura4969

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidcurrie6955 Tell us!!

''Tell 'em to get a Honda!''

@whyyoutrippindeebo3514

2 жыл бұрын

Me and my mother say this everyday

@Master-qj5qg

Жыл бұрын

Honda is one of the Best brand in the world

@ericcasagrande

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for straightening me out! I always thought he said: "TELL 'EM TO GET A HOT DOG!" (hahahahaha)

@winstonwolff

3 ай бұрын

Words to live by

As a car salesman, this felt good to watch

@marvin3035

Жыл бұрын

Do ur job

@jordaebaker9056

Жыл бұрын

@@marvin3035 you're that guy

@davida7559

Жыл бұрын

Kick this jacks out

@yngturk734

Жыл бұрын

@@marvin3035 stop window shopping and wasting employees time.

@marvin3035

Жыл бұрын

@@yngturk734 how am I wasting his time? Does he have to be in some place else?

I always used that line about three bodies in the trunk when I sold cars, even before the movie came out. Customers love that line. It’s humorous, and gives them a reference to the size of the trunk better than quoting specks.

@MB-ks7rz

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you just reminded me of this kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWWo1amAqpC3p5M.html

@antoniotoninno

Жыл бұрын

Bigger cars always make the bigger jobs, however the small ones are the ones to get away with it

@Ahoffman1989

Жыл бұрын

We used to have a spiff if we could get the customer to climb in the trunk.

@dandalessandro6852

Жыл бұрын

I used that line on a friend when demonstrating the trunk size in my new car. All I got was a blank stare. Obviously he never saw the movie.

@valberm

Жыл бұрын

It's good for levitating the situation.

My boss: Any sales this week? Me: Almost!

@jacksonmojela6770

3 жыл бұрын

Almost 🤣🤣

@michellemiller4742

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonmojela6770 😆

@slcarlsson7424

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, three! One nearly, one almost and one not at all.

@joejeason1410

Жыл бұрын

What boss the one in the pant? 🤣

@manart3954

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"It's Japanese , let's not forget about Pearl Harbour." says the German made, Audi - American car salesman. LOL LOL

"here's the manager"😂

Look at the size of that trunk! You can put three bodies in there! 😂 Never gets old

The best Audi commercial ever.

"You could put three bodies in there" Flashbacks from GoodFellas

I work at a Walmart. While it may be overplayed, I found this scene very relatable. Customer service is never an easy thing to work. And I have had moments when I came close to losing my cool on customers. I'm embarrassed on that, but it's the truth.

@antiguanetwork5726

Жыл бұрын

Customer service…in Walmart???

@nikolaszuraff1234

Жыл бұрын

@@antiguanetwork5726 yes

@antiguanetwork5726

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolaszuraff1234 NO

@nikolaszuraff1234

Жыл бұрын

@@antiguanetwork5726 not very good customer service I can tell you that.

@antiguanetwork5726

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolaszuraff1234 More like the bare minimum of customer service.

The Boss : How's ur first day? De Niro : Forget about it...Let's have some Cawffee...

As a car salesman we quote this scene constantly!

I work at a BMW dealership and me and my buddy whenever a customer says a car is too expensive we just say “Tell them to get a Honda!” 😂😂

@Nick-1992-SRB

10 ай бұрын

All cars in general are expensive it’s the second most expensive asset after a house dumb fuck.

@potatoeskimos

9 ай бұрын

Which is why Toyota and Honda making big money. They actually cared about their customers.

@maha_sage

4 ай бұрын

BMW doesn't last

@ivanm2225

3 ай бұрын

​@@maha_sagedoesnt need to. Ultimate driving machine needs maintenance to keep in shape. Its like an athlete. Needs to keep at it. Honda is more like average joe. Just along for the ride, even though looks and operates like half melted cheese.

It is the best scene I have ever seen in a movie performing. Robert De Nero in this scene is magnificent!

0:19 - Absolutely 100% TRUE

@cryptalk..

Күн бұрын

The Volkswagen Group sells passenger cars under the Audi, Bentley, Cupra, Jetta, Lamborghini, Porsche, SEAT, Škoda and Volkswagen brands 100% true…

This is me in my head when customers spend too much time with me and I keep answering... And yes, I'm trying not to laugh while thinking about this 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thenicsExercise

Жыл бұрын

Same with me when doing customer service verbatim

- Did you sell any cars? - Almost. 🤣

This scene went viral as a short and without the title mentioning the movie.

I work in sales and everyday I feel like telling ungrateful rude customers this shit 😂😂😂😂😂

@Wickedness77

11 ай бұрын

Yes!

After years of working for multiple vehicle brands at different dealerships, I can attest that there is at least 1 guy like Dinero’s character in every sales or service dept. Best part is that those guys usually tend to be the top earner and can talk to entitled customers however dam they want. That’s why my philosophy has always been to be the best salesman so that they CAN NEVER FIRE YOU, EVEN WHEN THEY DAM WELL WANT TO! That’s how we outlast all the brownnosers who try reporting us to Corporate.

@nikolaszuraff1234

2 жыл бұрын

I never worked at a dealership, myself. But, I work at a Walmart as of right now. And I tell you, I can relate. Customer service is not a pleasant experience at times. Especially when customers feel entitled to bust your balls. I have come close to losing my temper on a few occasions and had to go take a few restroom breaks just to take a breather.

@boredom5132

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve only ever sold cars at one dealership, and what you said was 100% true at that one. He’s been at it for almost 20 years and is a really cool guy too. I don’t even work there anymore and I’m for sure buying my next car from him.

@briandematteo6022

Жыл бұрын

My brother, RIP, sold Mercedes for a Ford/Mercedes dealership. He was often the region top salesman. Made a lot of coin, and sent to Vegas to test drive new Mercedes models and got to race that one rare $300,000 supercar they made one year. Because of his sales they got one in at his dealership. I know Paris Hilton looked at it, not sure if bought it. Anyways, at Holidays, me and me other brother would play this for him and laugh our a** off, because it was definitely him lol 😃.

@portugal5698

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolaszuraff1234 that’s crazy because I learned the foundation of my customer service skillset from working at Walmart for 4 years during college. Took the important things with me to my first sales/marketing internship and not even 5 years after graduating, I’ve become one of the top 10 highest earning service advisors in the country going on 2 years now!! It’s not about experience at all!!! It’s all about the ambition and passion. A good salesman doesn’t hate his job or get tired of it, but instead they find ways to have fun while getting sh*t done as closing a deal, especially a difficult near impossible one is like a high for us.

@R12gsa09

11 ай бұрын

Who’s Dinero, you douche?

As a salesman in a dealership I approve this clip. Asking 1000 questions, using up hours of your time, and then needs a month “to think about it”. You either want it or you don’t , end of story. ✌️gtfo

@greekmacedonianwegreeksare6035

2 жыл бұрын

He had no savvy and his manners were uncouth and abrupt. Too inelegant. No selling savvy.

@ionut73z

2 жыл бұрын

When the car you want costs almost more than you can afford, you ask a lot of questions and you need to be shure of the compromise you're making, same as deciding between 2 cars, this is your job, be polite (same goes for the clients) and DO YOUR JOB AND STOP WHINING!!!! You wana get paid doing nothing? Yea me 2.

@gizmoknow-how2022

2 жыл бұрын

KBergmeister I can't even tell you how extremely wrong you are.

@kbergmeister7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@gizmoknow-how2022 am I though? Time is money in this business. If you want to know every single detail about a car buy the brochure or do your own research, you don’t waste someone’s time. I’m always respectful , never pushy , and treat each person with respect. But at the end of the day I don’t waste anyone’s time. He asked them: “do you want to buy it, yay or nay?”. Its a simple question.. you wouldn’t be at the dealership if you haven’t “considered” it. Not each person has to buy on the spot, but being straight up goes a long way, that’s my point.

@gizmoknow-how2022

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbergmeister7000 it's not the question that you like it or not, it's the question of buying it. It's your damn job to satisfy the customers query related needs, no matter how much they may be, regardless of them buying or not. A car has a lot of complex technicalities which a lot of car enthusiasts customers must ask the salesman. That does not mean that he is obligated to buy the car just because he asked a lot of questions. ITS THE DAMN JOB OF A SALESMAN, THATS WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR. PERIOD.

My favorite actor of all time!

Nothing can be more annoying to a salesman with people who take your time to end uo buying nothing.

@cosmiccloud9382

2 жыл бұрын

Heeeeey Kim Jong Un, how’s it going? Any luck with the new missle?

@Vintagenegro

2 жыл бұрын

You don't know how much that shit annoys me lol. I once spent four hours with a customer and they still buy a car. Lol, I wasn't happy

@bullymonk710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vintagenegro didn't buy* ?

@victorsaenz9452

2 жыл бұрын

Well don’t do shitty mark ups.

@tren35

2 жыл бұрын

To you, your hour is worth your $200 commission. To the other person it cost them $60,000 dollars. Even a prostitute is allowed to say no, but not your customers.

0:44 “Well, why don’t you consider this..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would watch a whole movie where robert de niro is just a car salesman

Awesome. To me, Robert de Niro is the greatest movie actor ever.

This scene should be used to train any aspiring to be successful in business and especially in sales. There are hundreds of aspiring salespeople who don't understand the need for patience and self-control.

@pethrosuriahson6156

Жыл бұрын

if i had the money for that car and i was another customer in that store i would have bought it on the spot after those customers were referred to the manager and I would have done it right in front of those customers.

I'd buy an Audi from Robert De Niro for sure! 🤣🤣

@saeidk736

3 жыл бұрын

too bad you can only afford the hot dog

@theckasher4452

2 жыл бұрын

@@saeidk736 Your mom can get this hotdog

@sestoalternativeevo8884

Жыл бұрын

Same

His manager has balls of steel !!!

This man went through 4 jobs in 1 month😂😂

My 3 year old brother: Do you want to play with me and my dolls? Me: 0:44

This is one of the best movie scenes I've ever seen

@abderrahimelkhalfaoui8427

Жыл бұрын

Name ?

Who says De Niro can't do comedy?

@josephdalton6968

4 жыл бұрын

drainspout I did ever since I saw Bronx tale😂😂😂😂

@1990hennesy

4 жыл бұрын

He’s the King of Comedy 😁

@vinnydurham8964

4 жыл бұрын

He was even better in midnight run

@TheConorsmithusa

3 жыл бұрын

No one said that

@alejandrojuarezdelacruz9865

3 жыл бұрын

You need see "showtime" with Eddie Murphy

How i feel when selling a 2004 Nissan Maxima on Craigslist for $1800🤣🤣🤣

After he said you can put 3 bodies in their, that was the end of the deal😭

Great performance for Daniro at this movie and the first part analyze this, really unforgettable

“You can put three bodies in there” and the reaction 🤣

He almost sold the car…I am balling and dying at the same time!

Deniro's Jacket is dope.

I once had such a breakthrough. I like to come back here.

What a legend of an actor …

Love this scene!!

One of my favorite scenes from ANY movie staring Robert De Niro. Just so hilarious. XD

Damni it 😅😅😅 some costumers deserve this well done RD

🤣 i remember this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldn't stop laughing as a baby 🍼

Nothing like him ! Love it !

If you are not buying, you are not a customer, period.

Can’t blame him you ask all these question and leave with nothing

@somnuswaltz5586

11 ай бұрын

They were breaking his balls for an hour 😂

@osbaldohernandez9174

11 ай бұрын

@@somnuswaltz5586 litterally

Man I wish Jackets still had wide Notch Lapels like that….so hard to find.

0:36 when he does that face seems like he is about to pull out a gun or call Pesci and let him stick a pen in your troath

@eazye26boy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats the “jimmy conway” face😂

Its a great scene to shut your bussiness down real fast🤣😂

! One of the Best Performer !

I’ve seen this clip a few times with the car cropped off. Never realized it’s an S8 - they are awesome cars!

so this is what bobby would be like if he was a car salesman

I'd buy a car from him. Especially after him showing off the trunk.

LOVE THIS SCENE. JUST LOVE IT "ALMOST"

LOL!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣.......”here’s the manager!!”......

Its the way a customer can spend 1 hour of your time asking every possible question.... then they say i dont know , well consider it.😂😂

Sales 101 ... LOL... I love this shit.

This is exactly how I feel during an interview I tell then everything they wanna know and more. All for nothing

The legend Robin de Niro the funniest guy you're ever going to meet he's not only a good actor but he is funny as oh my goodness forget about it 🇩🇴🤩🇮🇹

HERE'S the manager!!! lmaoooooo amazing

My dad was a old school Brooklynite. And he spoke exactly like Deniro. LOL

"Don't forget Pearl Harbor" he says, selling German Audis.

Anybody that has been in sales can relate to this

@dannydanny1034

Жыл бұрын

work on comission ?

Look at size of that trunk you could put three bodies in there my fav line

I bet that Lexus is still runin and that Audi is some where in Romania owned by a car mechanic.

@SangMarocain

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Jmoraa

3 жыл бұрын

I got that Audi and it’s still on the road running smooth!! How about that

@meedo618

2 жыл бұрын

Audi is the Best I ever drive 👍

The best at the end!

😂😂😂😂 De Niro… what a hilarious guy..

When I go to buy one, I get one the same day. Research everything about the price and everything and no bs conversation with salesmen.👌🏽🤣

The funniest part of Analyze that I was Dying of laughter ✊✊✊✊♥️♥️♥️♥️ 😂😂🤣🤣 Love & respect > Robert De Niro I Love all your movies 🎥 God Bless ❤️❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I couldn't place where I had seen the male customer. It was driving me crazy. Finally figured it out, what a relief. Thank you internet. That's Steve Kampmann from Newhart.

Boyish and mischievous smile at end of this clip is reminiscent of Deniro in Mean Streets. So funny. 😂

If i were a manager, robert would be my favourite salesman

@timursimon3557

Жыл бұрын

Yeah if you WERE but you probably never would be. And that’s not a bad thing mind you

Best scene ever 😀

Amazing, buddy

Bally package is the best gift to all customers who did not buy a car from a salesman's work answering 10 hours of questions

No other actor could have done this scene better. DeNiro is one of a kind :)

I had a boss (Xavi, a top manager) who said it once very clear to me: in the first three seconds we find out who wants to buy and who wants to waste his time. We`re not here to waste our time

@tobiasmv5491

Жыл бұрын

did your manager wore #6 and played for a s@!? club?

@ricardogonzalez2612

Жыл бұрын

Nissan of DTLA?

This clip must be shown in every car dealership or any flooring sales, if you don’t buy You get Robert’s Genius say it like it is, the genius 🏆goes to Mr. Robert De Niro for such a great short clip 👋

The 3 bodies line has gotten me 3 sales so far this month 🤙🏻

In the movie it looks cool… But in real , thats the most unprofessional and rude guy , you dont want to talk to…

The Volkswagen Group sells passenger cars under the Audi, Bentley, Cupra, Jetta, Lamborghini, Porsche, SEAT, Škoda and Volkswagen brands..

it was a time when there were people who were responsible for their words, they could be asked, and if you are a piece of sh..t, then they spoke to you like a piece of sh...t and did not artificially smile at you, as if everything was fine and nothing was happening, 80s , 90s the best time

I wish every employee on this earth had that manager 😎

What film is this from please, thanks 🙏

Here’s the manager!!

Haha best salesman ever :)

We're never going to get another Robert De Niro =(

Damn I saw the movie, but missed this scene? Which part was it in even?

brilliant 😀

Just kidding. Just trying to levitate the situation”. LOL. Levitate.

😂😂😂 1:10 mann I’m crying

@naselsamet2408

11 ай бұрын

Lp😊😊

From 1990s Lexus to 1990s Benz...hardly 'trading up' - I reckon I would want a Toyota Century if that were me.

He doesn't act, he's just like Jon Stewart

I feel his pain lol

Each time when I consider changing my car, I remember this scene...👌🤪👌🤪👌...and I give up 😅😅