AN (un)HELPFUL GUIDE TO B.A.P
have you ever wondered who the group b.a.p was?? well, this guide...will not help you.
inspired by: • A Very Unhelpful Guide...
anyways with b.a.p's new comeback on the horizon i figure this might definitely (not) help new BABYz!
i edited this all last night and i got tired and ended up using some clips from just b.a.p things im a lazY PIECE OF SHIT IM SORRY
im moving to college in two days so i won't be around for at least a solid week so i'll see u all in a bit~
....unless TS finally releases the fRICKIN TRAILERS THEN AND ONLY THEN will i be online to freak out about it
peace out
(WHY DO I ALWAYS EXPORT THESE VIDS IN THE WRONG SIZE IM JDKF)
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Btw guys, I decided I'm going to do another Ask B.A.P video! This time they'll be giving advice and stuff. So if you have any questions, reply to this comment with them :) (Or you can send an ask through tumblr at allbap)
@jamiwashere
7 жыл бұрын
OMG OK I HAVE A QUESTION. Can I get uhhhhhhh...... Boneless pizza?
@gen2037
7 жыл бұрын
im in it for the memes Daehyun, do you have any advice for being as obsessive as you?
@geto_suguru_simp
7 жыл бұрын
Why are you all so mean to Daehyun?
@Feelkkari
7 жыл бұрын
im in it for the memes dear Dee-high-un - who put the mask on you and why did you take it off?
@Thetiredteddy
7 жыл бұрын
Dear Youngjae and Himchan,how do you deal with Daehyun during long trips? And Zelo how many pictures of Mochii do you have on your phone?
"congrats! u've learned nothing of value" - my high school diploma
I still can't believe they wanted to give Daehyun the quiet image at debut like the boy can't keep his mouth shut he's either shouting or eating 😂😂😂😂
@babyzsingamelodyforlife6901
7 жыл бұрын
it's look like he can really kill for food (chicken) 😂😂😂😂
@anga2782
7 жыл бұрын
And they wanted to give Youngjae the genious image. That was cringy.
@zara3016
6 жыл бұрын
Laura Catalina Angarita Molano even the lie detector disagree 😂😂
@babymilksnatcher
6 жыл бұрын
JOHNNY'S GONNA FREESTYLE- just like Yongguk being obsessed with war movies when he's actually pacifist af... Ta-Dah really was something.
@stars-and-clouds
5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
DAEHYUN IS SO DAMN LOUD RIP EARPHONE USERS
@armyblackjack3836
7 жыл бұрын
baperfect THANKS I REALLY APPRICATE IT
@armyblackjack3836
7 жыл бұрын
baperfect AND IDK IF I SPELLED THIS WORD RIGHT
@NC-cg1di
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about how loud Daehyun is, but nobody in the group is nearly as loud as Youngjae. I could make a compilation of him screaming and yelling and it'd legit be over 10 minutes long. There is an actual video on here that's just him yelling. He is so loud for no damn reason. He'll just randomly start creaming for no reason what so ever out of the blue.
Why am I watching this when I stanned them since summer 2012 lol
@stopsleepingonb.a.p780
7 жыл бұрын
sameee xDDD
So are we all really gonna act like Youngjae isn't the loudest person to ever exist in the history of the world? He never stops screaming. I don't understand how his voice isn't in pieces.
just read my username xD
@juto8052
7 жыл бұрын
STOP SLEEPING ON B.A.P Your Name is telling the truth..XDD
@LOULOU-fo2hd
7 жыл бұрын
pls read my username. ♡
@sophzzz7778
7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I like you, very much.
@stopsleepingonb.a.p780
7 жыл бұрын
well you like B.A.P and anime so you're my new fav person xDD
@d.ommeex
7 жыл бұрын
STOP SLEEPING ON B.A.P HAHA
When you try to get to know b.a.p but every clip is 0.02sec long especially were they show the info abt the member, so u spend 15min watching a 5min video, trying to stop it at the right frames T_T
@stars-and-clouds
5 жыл бұрын
She did call it unhelpful 😂
@greenapple8883
5 жыл бұрын
DanceEatSleep this!
"-cheejiburger (I'm sorry)'' Hey, that's me! :D
*Ts entertainment* -SHIT accurate :)
I feel sorry for all new Babyz who came in during Skydive and Wake Me Up/BangDaeUp solos thinking BAP was cool and having to face the reality that this video presented. 😂 Also WHERE IS BANG YONGPIN
@iminitforthememes
7 жыл бұрын
DJFD HOW COULD I FORGET SUCH AN ICON im a fake fan
@vanesa5395
7 жыл бұрын
That would be me. I thought they were all cool and badass hahaa I was SO wrong
@noemieney8316
7 жыл бұрын
Jupp, totaly me haha, but I really like them😅❤️
@shisteryeontan6
7 жыл бұрын
kagnomi I thought they were cool and badass at first but then ended up loving the reality even more.
@anga2782
7 жыл бұрын
Poor souls
"give jongup glasses" "FUCK GO BACK"
Man this is gonna be long but I gotta share this with all of you babyz. Ok so I've known about kpop since late 2013 and I heard about B.a.p even then, I heard some of their stuff in 2014 but actually the only kpop star I regularly listened to was g-dragon even tho I was familiar with a lot of kpop groups. From that point on I was a kpop casual listener, I didn't stan anybody( didn't even know what it was) literally until 2017. I started stanning BTS hardcore 3 months ago, which was a first for me(apart from g dragon) but even with them i struggled with names and faces. I known about bts also since 2014 but I never stanned them, you know. Them B.a.p came out with Honeymoon and i was floored. How tf did I not pay attention to these gorgeous talented men before?! I learned their names and faces in ONE DAY. That has never happend, not even with bts. And now I'm deep in this hellhole of agonizing over the fact that these TALENTED UNIQUE BEAUTIFUL FUNNY AF MEN ARE SO UNDERAPPRECIATED AND HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT CUZ OF TURD SHIT ENT. MY HEARTS HURTS. WHY THE FUCK, THEY'RE SO GOOD, THEIR VOCALS, THEIR RAP, THEIR MUSIC AND LYRICS!!!!! WHY IS THE WORLD SUCH A SHITTY PLACE WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEE TALENT WHERE IT IS!!! fucking turd shit entertainment!!!!
@monostar7
6 жыл бұрын
On a brighter note,you're one of the few content creators here that made me cry from laughter I can't believe how top quality your videos are, tbh. They're premium trash, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. And you just cemented my growing love for these talented creatures, it's hilarious how over the top yet accurate everything is??? Amazing
@onthethruway01
6 жыл бұрын
I've been into k pop since 2008. DBSK was my gateway group. I remember when Warrior came out and it's been on my play list ever since but I followed VIXX really hard because of the dark concepts and B.A.P. fell off my radar. But then I stumbled across Skydive and now I'm totally a Baby. Just wish I hadn't slept on them for so long. Mea culpa. What a fantastic group and I am head over heels for Himchan.
The way himchan answer jongup its the same is the cutest
*me everytime a different member showed up*: THAT'S MY BIAS THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE LOVE HIM *TS shows up*: *crickets*
That fuck go back when jongup wear glasses lol. i dont wanna enter another fandom but the boys are so funny. Also i saw them live and daaamn zelo and jongup looked so good when they were dancing! I couldn't take my eyes off them😱
@fakesmilesandlaughs5118
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck haha; you're not going to be able to escape.
Why did I watch this ? I'm already bap trash.
I laughed at that TS part
TS: - disappointment
REPORTING IN MATO LANGUAGE IM DEAD
i just couldn't believe that jongup is so innocent 😂😂 coz he's really charismatic on the stage 👏
the only reason I haven't learnt anything is cause you described them so perfectly so like theres nothing new for me to learn but everything related to BAP is of value only thing missing is Yoo Youngjae = LOUD PT.2
Thanks for reminding me why they're my ulti group 😂😂 gotta love those dorks
Yongguk is one hot grandpa
I first discovered Bang Yongguk, and then I started listening to B.A.P and I'm super new Thank you for this video it helped a lot remembering their names, I want to give them all my love ♥
@matokiswhistlesandguns.6700
6 жыл бұрын
Welcome new baby
i discovered your channel 2 days ago and i watch everything on replay; i have never seen anything that hilarious; you show their personalities so well in these vids im crying
@titemartiniquaise
7 жыл бұрын
sourmochi prepare yourself to Stan this channel even more than BAP X'DDDDDDD
STAN TALENT STAN B.A.P
Youngjae is also loud as hell (DAEJAE!)
"Congrats you've learned nothing of value" 😂😂😂😂
Just forgot to mention Zelo as giant baby zelo since the adorableness is his personality.
Youngjae is the lead vocalist, Yongguk is the main rapper, and Jongup is the main dancer.
@Eva-xr6nr
7 жыл бұрын
I think giving them wrong positions was a joke because she wanted the video to be an "unhelpful guide"
* Himchan voice * I love Your videos, I luv it haha I luuv it [#sorrynotsorry]
This was so awesome!!! 🤣...Stan B.A.P and you truly stan Aliens! 👽Their personalities morph all the time! Any one of them can be savage af at any given time! 💀 Lol..I needed something like this right now, especially with that 10 member bullshit going around with tooshifty entrapment. 🙄...im in it for the memes, you are Saving Life! 🌹 B.A.P are Life! 💚 BABYz are Life! 💚...I need to relieve stress and manage my anger better, so my question is...What's the best way to destroy ts main office? Or How can I relieve stress w/o committing a crime? 🙏
@lilithdharma2337
7 жыл бұрын
LuminousLilith 10 member bullshit? What is that?
@lilithdharma2337
7 жыл бұрын
ohwoahwoahthatsnono _1506 Ooh :| even so, better if they support B.A.P. 😡
I love your videos! They always make me laugh! But the scenes change so fast in this one that I can't read anything. Can you please slow it down somehow? I would really want to know what you wrote about each member :)
@SARA-zo9ek
7 жыл бұрын
you can pause the video, which is what i did.
@sophzzz7778
7 жыл бұрын
The faster, the funnier it is to me for some reason lmao
Can't get over Yongguk's frog sound XDD & Daehyun always loves Jongup ·-·
daehyun: loud youngjae: loudest
WONDERFUL!!!!
perfect for new fans tho so accurate
I learned...our leader is an alien bunny, a duck, and a frog. Got it. 👌
😂😂😂I was laughing the whole time..“ I love cheeseburger.. I love it”-Himchan hahaha 😆
Im glad we have you in our fandom
*starts Video* *starts headbanging to classic music*
Everytime your video pops up in subscription box, I know there is one thing to do before clicking: turn down the volume or just take off the headphones, because if there is a video, there will be obnoxiously loud Daehyun. But I never do it. And then I suffer. RIP EARS.
Daehyun: Do you want to build a snowman? Jongup: Snowman?! Daehyun: Yes. Jongup: Go away!!! 😂😂😂
Mochi is my bias. Sorry daehyun 😂
As always, amazing!! Stan Mochii, stan talent!! And ur just in time for the comeback!! Comeback announcement just came out earlier!! We're BLUE this time!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💙💙💙
I am new to Kpop (not even a year) and even newer to BAP (like last month) and this was very helpful lol
@n.3957
7 жыл бұрын
welcome new baby
@saskia98
7 жыл бұрын
Sonia Sharp aww welcome baby~ if you want to know something about BAP/kpop feel free to ask! :)
God Himchans cheeseburger...I die every time xD and I love Youngjae's hysteria so much
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS KIND OF VIDEO FOR B.A.P
Its dark and gloomy outside but then I saw your notification and it was like the sun came out...
This was. Beautiful. I love watching bap vids. It reassures me that babyz r still out there 💜
Daehyun did point a butter knife at Youngjae for stealing his chicken so....Yep. he would really kill for chicken lol And BAP does understand Uppie's joke. They actually wish others would because for them, he is so funny. Lol
What is wrong with me... Cheejiburger has been such an overused joke and I still can't get over it 😶😶😁😁 this video was very useful for us babys.. Great! 😊 also about giving zelo clothes 😂😂😂
okay i got into BAP like a week ago and honestly THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL FFF
@PackOfWolves
7 жыл бұрын
any must-see videos for a new fan?
@jungjazle9248
7 жыл бұрын
Stheere weekly idol (2012,2013,2014), one fine day (2016), killing camp (2012).
@jungjazle9248
7 жыл бұрын
and nimdle
@PackOfWolves
7 жыл бұрын
thank you =D =D =D
*already stans the group* *watches guide videos for the laughs* I love this group way too much, like, I can’t 😩 they’re so amazing 😍😍
THAT MOMENT WHEN U REALISE HE SQUINTS BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY NEEDS GLASSES BUT IS TOO LAZY TO WEAR CONTACTS 😐😐😐😅😅😅
TS entertainment -shit 😂😂😂
perfect timing that schedule release for blue breathed life in me and this video made me laugh so much and I cheered for all 6 of my babies super loud and just thank you for sharing!! I love these dorks so much oh my goodness.
'ts entertainment -shit' honest to god i laughed for the rest of the video holy jesus im in tears why am i like this
Best fan vid EVER! Thanks for the effort
It is unhelpful at all bc now you make me rethink about my bias list lmaooo btw this is the best guide to bap! Wohooo
Schedule for comeback is released! www.allkpop.com/article/2017/08/bap-drops-official-release-schedule-for-7th-single-album-blue
i watched it sitting in front of my mother and she couldn't understand why I'm crying and laughing at the same time. I can't feel my face srsly xDDDDD
Himchans freaking custom outfits I die
I know I needed this in my life
"stan talent, stan mochii"
Squinting Jongup is my reason to live ㅠㅡㅠ So cuteu~~
3:21 I AM SCREAMING
The last tip was so important honesty. Thank you for another wonderful video :)
why did i watch this but I'm feeling blessed
words ca't even describe how perfect this video is. but one thing of Junhong is missing : TALL AF
4:33 I laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣 I really feel like they could’ve been super popular internationally had it not been for ThatShit Entertainment.
I was gonna comment on your last video to make a video like this IM SO GLAD YOU DID I SCREAMED WHEN I GOT THE NOTIF
I'M CRYING HELP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
And i lose my coolness after mochii came out with the perfect bgm !!!!
Your video has added a new fan to B.A.P congratulations!
It was funny until: TS ENT: Shit Then, it became hilarious 😂😂😂
Stan B.A.P Stan im in it for the memes 💕
But tell me if this ain't the most accurate guide ever??
I couldn't stop smiling lmaooo love ur videos
this made my day 😂thanks love your videoooos💞
JONG FRICKIN UP MY BOIIIIIII you're too precious i s2g BRB gonna go buy nesquik [which flavour tho?] Also WHAT IS BAP WITHOUT CHEEJIBURRGURR [i leeeeve it] Watching Daehyun eat makes me oddly happy WHYY #givegrandpabangsomerest2k17 THIS VID IS PERFECTION ILU
oml i was waiting for this video. im dying over here
The spongebob music I'm in love
Daehyun: was an ahjumma in his previous life
First the #blue schd and now this- you are a gift to this fandom
The beginning caught me off guard
The best guide to B.A.P ever
i just cant stop smiling since the beginning of the video.. 😂😂😂 this really my world.. 😂😂😂 all of these fact are so damn accurate.. 😂😂😂😂
I'm not a new baby but I enjoyed this video so much. Zelo needs to get himself a shirt. SERIOUSLY.
Beauty at it's finest
Ts: Shit. DYING
I love u for this channel
You make amazing videos ❤️ I probably stan you even more than bap
Best video I've watched in a while imo
I SERIOUSLY LOVES THIS SO MUCH. I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME...😂😂😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY THIS VIDEO IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK....😂😂😂😂 P.s.: Thank you for taking Wake me up....I'm in love with that song...😍💙
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
another quality content video 😂💞 #stantalentstanBAP
*screeching* JONGUUUUUUUP
this is beautiful