Thanks, Williaso, for suffering through this so I don't have to.

@tmi1234567

Жыл бұрын

I went into the game completely blind. I was very sceptical at first. My only real complaint was the no FOV at first. I really thought I would hate the FOV more I ended up getting used to it. I had no issues with crashing. The dialog gets better and I thoroughly enjoyed playing the game. "Suffering" is far from an accurate word to describe the game. I ended up enjoying the game more as time went on.

@ja0298

Жыл бұрын

@@tmi1234567 alright

@irishboy_pa

Жыл бұрын

He remembers it so we don't have to No wait that's not right

@SnepBlepVR

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Not touching that. Its free but i dont care. Free aint worth this.

@ja0298

Жыл бұрын

@@SnepBlepVR same. It crashes on my buddies pc.

I LIKE THE GAME THERE I SAID IT. I see everything wrong with it and the longer I play the worse it gets. But, there's still something bringing me back. Maybe it's the "CRISPY CRITTERS!" He says every 5 minutes after he stops swearing... every... 5 minutes.

@KalicoKal

Жыл бұрын

Yeah nah it’s the fridge she’s awesome but crispy critters might be my new substitute now😭

@ilo3456

Жыл бұрын

@@Art__E Honestly I felt that it was a sort of pre-programmed phrase into P-3 because how unnatural it sounds, because I figured he was part of some sort of experiment because of the codename P-3, I have no idea what Crispy Critters is supposed to be

@Art__E

Жыл бұрын

@@ilo3456 yeah His weird dialog and loyalty to the professor despite the red flags are explained with the ending

@michaelwesten4624

6 ай бұрын

no, you are not allowed to have fun with video games in this console generation

No cap, lighting a smoke backwards is PAINFUL.

@phantomdude9901

Жыл бұрын

I've done it too

@gmofi8778

Жыл бұрын

Tastes gross and you waste a ciggy

@da8197

Жыл бұрын

The cig wasn't backwards, it's a type of Russian cigarette that's short on the front and the back is white cardboard. Called papirosa. But yeah don't smoke filters

The worst part of this game is that it makes you genuinely not want to continue playing it the more you play it.

@tmi1234567

Жыл бұрын

That's odd. I played though the entire game completely blind. As the story unveiled and I got used to the combat, I wanted to play more and more. The music is dynamically adjusted and there are some truly awesome moments.

@tinfoil778

Жыл бұрын

Have you played it?

@ZoraNextDoor

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, slow movement, and forced stealth an open world game isn't where its at. Now i do find the dialogue kinda funny (cussing and corny jokes are funny to me) But i cut them some slack because its the company first game

@DrSpreadem_

Жыл бұрын

@@ZoraNextDoor there are like 4 movement upgrades in the character skill tree and there are vehicles in the open world. What more do you want? This isn't titanfall 2

@xDARTHxMOx

Жыл бұрын

@@ZoraNextDoor You also have to consider that most Americans are spoiled regarding games, us Americans get games for cheaper and also get triple-A games. Another factor for dialogue is that the game is native Russian so in English it doesn't sound like what we're used to. Although I would agree the game has too many glitches and should've been released after more testing.

My sympathies to Williaso for the Tankies in the comments section telling him why he was "wrong"

@aringinspace

Жыл бұрын

This ^

It's been a while since I played them, but I recall the first person melee combat in The Chronicles Of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay and Assault On Dark Athena games being very good.

@NightRogue77

Жыл бұрын

Been more than a few games w I th excellent fpm combat

@30cal23

Жыл бұрын

wait the chronicles of riddick had video games? WHAT CONSOLE I MUST PLAY THEM! (me and my mom before she died loved the riddick series) hell i think i still have my anime riddick movie (i forget the name but him jack and the muslim guy are kidnapped for some crazy lady to keep him on display)

@ToonamiT0M

Жыл бұрын

@@30cal23 I think Butcher Bay was on the original Xbox, but I played both of them on Xbox 360 because they came together on one disk. I'd imagine they're also available on PC and one of the PlayStations. Maybe PS3? If you're a Riddick fan I highly recommend playing the games. They're fun and officially canon. Also, the animated film is called Dark Furry.

@VAULT-TEC_INC.

Жыл бұрын

The Riddick games were awesome!! It’s graphics still hold up! Get Assault on Dark Athena for 360 because you get both games.

@30cal23

Жыл бұрын

@@ToonamiT0M thank you bro

Will didn't break this one. It was broken on its own I swear

Ain't gonna lie, the robot twins are the best part of the game.

@FadedMaple07

Жыл бұрын

100%. Devs knew what they were doing. To distract us from the horrible dialogue and plot.

@Metz_the_butcher

Жыл бұрын

SImp

@haka-katyt7439

Жыл бұрын

6 hours

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Step on me robo mommy

Can’t wait to see your upcoming CAS project of The Callisto Protocol and yeah I do agree that Atomic Heart has terrible dialogue

Thank you for being as annoyed as I am by the way the character opens that glass door.

@apcsox

Жыл бұрын

Same. I actually said the same thing out loud at that point in the game 😂

The only thing I liked about the first 20 minutes, was discovering that I could completely dismember the dead bodies.

They could of easily made the rowboat and flying sequence controllable by the player and allowed you to see or skip as much as they wanted. And they make you ride the elevator, just to get a key and then take it all the way back down again.

It’s like wolfenstein but with what if Soviet Union never dismantled instead of what if NONO Germany won ww2

@twisted_fo0l

Жыл бұрын

Soviet wolfenstien if you played as deathshead

Will we get a completely accurate summary of Atomic Heart?

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

This is what you're getting, I'm never touching this game again

@donder172

Жыл бұрын

@@Williaso Fair enough.

@KalicoKal

Жыл бұрын

@@Williaso stop touching the fov slider nobody else is crashing 😭please finish the game I actually like it and was excited when I thought it was the completely accurate or play it on console it’s on gamepass hopefully you won’t have to re buy it for that

Yea only played for the robot twins.

Issac hacking up corpses makes sense because they might get up and try to eat you.

I had a good amount of fun, but that is also because I didn't run into any bugs at all, and was not bothered by the FOV. I enjoyed the combat once I got into the flow for me, but it definitely took a while, the fact that my playthrough was so problem free makes it so I still remember it sort of fondly even it it was not the best.

Hell yeah I have been waiting for this since the cluster of a stream

Not even a game like Skyrim or New Vegas crashes that often.

@captaintre44

Жыл бұрын

I’m like 12+ hours in And the game crashed twice for me and that was like pre release because I moved my location to New Zealand

I literally uninstalled after the first 45 min, which 40 of is dialogue, but then realizing the shotgun sucks so I gave up lol

Love the long ass cutscenes

I knew about this game years ago, didn't know if it would actually come out

I agree with a lot of what you said. That being said i got a good couple chuckles from the dialog, and enjoyed the combat a little. i dont know why you had so many crashing issues. I didnt crash once and i just finished the game.

9:40 is Is giving me some hard bioshock infinite vibes I'm talking about like straight up Columbia's intro

fucking genius of you to do a summary and then use the exact same footage for the next 12-15 minutes and still have people watch it, not being sarcastic it just fits the channel and the quality of the game so well

my FIRST complaint was how long the paddle boat ride was... I literally thought i had to stay out of suspicion (because it was going slow) until I realized I wasn't controlling the boat I got to the "attempt at making grandma badass but failing in every way" and lost my entire ability to play it because of how boring it was.

It was nice seeing this weird b-movie with you Williaso. I have no idea what the hell was going on. But it was enyojeable.

No, as a person who speaks Russian as a second language, NO it doesn't sound better; it sounds worse.

@friendlyfire3412

Жыл бұрын

Extra Salt to the Wound huh?

@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@friendlyfire3412 yep!

so the game forces you to play a no death run i guess?

@soulishere3869

Жыл бұрын

well the xbox app on PC is trash. Got the game on Steam and has never crashed on me.

I do agree that it will be more of a cult classic. I do enjoy the game, and I hope Mundfish will make better games as they keep going.

Ah so thats what happens to Kyle Crane in the end of Dying Light: the following if you choose the nuke option, He wakes up on a weird paddle boat on Russia's version of Columbia from Bioshock Infinite. (The V,A who voiced Kyle Crane voiced this guys english dialog)

Russia’s Soviet-Fiction Skyrim sure is one of the games of all time.

my heart going atomic when i see the robussy:

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Pneumaticussy

Tron Legacy was amazing. Plot was good, and characters were great

@eggsman63

Жыл бұрын

I felt personally attacked by what will said, it was my favorite childhood movie. I still watch it from time to time.

@toseeupload8855

7 ай бұрын

The babe was hot for sure. Quite enjoyable childhood movie

There was an ad that was talking about nuclear bomb threats before this

Played it, gameplay was cool, game is missing FOV slider or something to make the text bigger, soundtrack was amazing, story was wack, list goes on. crashes for everyone but only once for me. Overall I rate it a good 6/10

People who buy the game on day one without looking at videos or reviews are what is killing this industry.

everyone likes cookies, I like cookies, I want a cookie, give me cookies!!

Gotta say I don't really care what anybody says because what they have to say is pretty fucking true and I find a lot of it hilarious I just really enjoy this game it was worth the anticipation it was worth the wait and it's worth the many many deaths i'v totalled so far.

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

Exactly as it should be, you're enjoying the thing and acknowledging it's shortcomings, and enjoying it despite them.

The game runs pretty well on console so it's probably just an optimization issue.

i always watch you and i wonder how your games crash so often, i played atomic heart from launch and it never crashed?

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

Good 1st person melee combat is such a rarity, and I've only seen it with Kimgdom Come Deliverance. That game is great.

I like this game for its music

7:06 it's not a bug. It's a feature 😂😂

At least my ear isn't stuck

Tbh I’m having fun and I’m almost done with the game.

@revvol1776

Жыл бұрын

It has been confirmed they are gonna make 4 new dlcs of gameplay that takes place 2 in the past before the accident, 1 present and one is in the events after this

@NipplWizard

Жыл бұрын

Been thinking about buying AH. Tell me. Does the combat gameplay at least balance out all the gripes in the video? Like idc about dialogue if the gameplay loop is good. Like Hogwarts Legacy has some weird dialogue too, so whats your analysis?

@captaintre44

Жыл бұрын

@@NipplWizard to me the combat is very similar to OG bioshock. All the weapons kinds start off dukey but the more I play the more fun I have

@captaintre44

Жыл бұрын

@@NipplWizard imo I having fun. I have my problems with the game but the combat is actually good. Using your glove powers and combining with guns Is fun

@NipplWizard

Жыл бұрын

@@captaintre44 see that right there is good enough for me to go ahead and buy. Unless its advertised as a narrative heavy game then I'm really only in it for the mindlessness of combat. Thanks.

Console has all the options your missing. I am so sorry you have suffered this way.

"but wait there's more"

I predownloaded this on my Series X, and when it came out I went to play it but it needed another 65GB update and I decided to just delete it. Glad I did 😅😂

15:15 There has been a good first person melee combat game. It is called Dark Messiah and it is one of the best kicking simulators out there!

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

The kick is fun, I'll give you that, but overall I'd still count that as not good melee combat.

@embersaffron5522

Жыл бұрын

Dying light and Dead Island i'd put up there, takign zombie gourds and turning them into paste is so much fun

@874dan4

Жыл бұрын

@@Williaso what about dying light?

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

@@874dan4 What ABOUT Dying Light? I've talked at length about how I feel about Dying Light.

@mikewade777

Жыл бұрын

The only time I enjoyed first person melee combat is modded Skyrim... Since by a single click i go third person in a melee battle and take advantage of perspective an animation... Then back to first for no crosshair archery.

Dude's game constantly crashing is the funniest shit ever 😂

it crashes more than gmod this is impresive

No FoV sliders and broken Vsync. Don't summon the ghost of Totalbiscuit.

What's the fov slider tool you used?

@ozker5448

Жыл бұрын

Flawless Widescreen

Don't feel bad I had trouble playing the game too, not because it kept crashing but because it sucks

What rig are you running? I swear every new game you play crashes multiple times.

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

It's almost like it's the game's fault.

@lukasbuhler1359

Жыл бұрын

@@Williaso Lmfao imagine a world where you can actually play games

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

@@lukasbuhler1359 I play plenty of other games with 0 issues lol

The opening feels like HL1

It's popular because of the robotitties. No one will admit it, but we all know it's true.

You should try out Red Steel 2 on the Wii. FPS with Melee combat and done really well.

Crispy critters

This game suffers what I like to call "Resident Evil Village Syndrome" The waifu material is more memorable than the product itself. However in this game's case, it's even worse because Resident Evil Village was received as a good game. Atomic Heart on the other hand was received poorly or at the very least mixed.

All aboard the pain train!

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Choo Choo motherfuckers

TRON legacy plot and writing is unfairly misremembered as being bad

I'll say the Xbox console version of this wasn't nearly this buggy or crashy. But, yeah, it's definitely not for the faint of heart.

To be fair.. ANY fps game, even from yesteryear, without an fov slider on pc ports should have their devs and publishers fined. The pain from motion sickness and migraines is indescribable to people who dont experience it. And no "just dont buy it" isnt an excuse. Unless its specifically stated to not have one in advertising or descriptions on the store pages, refusing to purchase is not a solution.

i think the voicelines were Russian but they were put through Google translate for the US copies of the game

the ballerina twins are the only reason anybody is talking or playing this game

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Ballerinussy

it probably kept crashing because you forced fov

Vermintide did great melee combat

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

Sure, in a void where third person melee games don't exist. Vermintide's combat is FINE. It's not GREAT.

I didn’t find it mid I thought it was fun and worth my money I didn’t go into it with any expectations and tbh I am happy they are making dlc the steam reviews don’t lie. I hope they keep making more

@JudgmentAkky

Жыл бұрын

Dlc? WOOOOO! Same tbh, I played it mainly for the robot booba but also cause i saw quite a lot of cool little features were in it, didn’t encounter any problems actually, played the game, beat the game, and pretty much enjoyed it.

@revvol1776

Жыл бұрын

@@JudgmentAkky yeah they are making 4 dlc for the game, 2 in the past before the events of the game, 1 during and 1 after

@JudgmentAkky

Жыл бұрын

@@revvol1776 cool

Again, turn colorblind mode ON because games have that option, William

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this one didn't

have you tried useing a controler. I booted it via the xbox app and I would only let me look around, had to use wasd keys to move

I pretty much just watch these videos so that I know what games to play.because dollars to donuts the games he hates are going to be dumb mindless fun

Basically halo 5 with halo 4 Cortana

1:58 Felt that (I didn't end up unlocking anything and I'm currently stuck)

the absolute worst thing about the shitty lockpicking is that it also has normal lock picking and it's also dog shit

I actually enjoyed the game but disliked the endings. Bosses seemed a little to tanky at times, even on normal. It has its enjoyable moments, such as the theater. I also enjoyed the puzzles, felt like it played like RE Village.

I enjoyed the game. No issues for me.

I actually liked the dialogue in this game. Some of it you honestly couldn’t help but chuckle at

@Just_A_Random_Desk

Жыл бұрын

"crispy critters" every 5 minutes was so cringe

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

@@Just_A_Random_Desk that crisp ussy

When Google Translate is responsible for your dialogue:

To your point about no good first person melee combat, I will rebut that with Dishonoured, that game is the only good first person combat melee i've ever played.

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

As I've said to the others who've chimed in- it's passable, but not better than a good third person melee game. I'm not comparing them in a void. No first person melee holds a candle to third person melee

@Darth_Wader07

Жыл бұрын

@@Williaso Yeah fair enough, first and third person melee combat are two completely things

I agree with all the cons to the game, I found it fun but my bar for gaming is a bit low tbh

It's free and that's there first red flag

@Williaso

Жыл бұрын

It's not free, it's $70. It's on gamepass, but that's also not free.

Bioshock but mid

@xx313bryxx5

11 ай бұрын

And horny

@Rediipandaii

8 ай бұрын

Basically

@Tourettes-syndrome-gaming

Ай бұрын

Midoshock

@KaiserKrow202

14 күн бұрын

Not even mid, just awful.

So robot thot bioshock but horrible game that looks beautiful. Got it

"First person is so janky" when talking about melee... There's a reason for that. Have you actually seen any professional-level melee combat match IRL? It's perhaps more "elegant" and refined than what you see in a videogame, considering limitations, but there's rarely any twirling around and doing pirouettes like you would see in a third-person videogame. In armed combat, turning your back on an enemy even for a split second can spell doom for you, despite doing it to perform a cool spinning attack or anything of the sort... Only places one can still perform some kind of acrobatics is in martial arts, and just barely, if there are moves included in your style that require such movement. And you know why is it possible, if barely so? Because it is done in a heavily regulated situation, such a sparring or competitive match. Just watch a MMA match and count how often a fighter performs even a spinning kick, which is the most common and less intensive acrobatic attack in martial arts in general...

@AC-hj9tv

Жыл бұрын

Ok American gladiator

I finished the game, enjoyed it. Only crashed once. Bad luck I guess.

Crashed Because of FOV you goose

ive been playing it and honestly its pretty fun ive had no performance issues luckily (woooo xbox) but the dialogue is really bad unfortunatly but its funny bad so at least its entertaining. maybe i should switch it to russhian just to see if it feels better to listern to. and a really annoying thing is the dialogue jumps ahead if u do things too fast. but like normal people speed? so it tells you to pick something up as ur being given story info so u pick it up and it skips the lines to the lines after u pick it up, so ive missed quite afew stroy points because im fast?? but overall i am enjoying it! XD

@captaintre44

Жыл бұрын

The dialogue reminds me of Metro 2033 not the redux where they got a good VA for artyom I mean the OG one

Honestly, welcome to an indie tutorial level, with a high graphical budget.

@campbellhansen7533

11 ай бұрын

That’s also (I think) release atomic heart, when the game had issues on Windows mainly. Iirc, console releases were fine, as with most of Steam, but something happened with Windows.

@campbellhansen7533

11 ай бұрын

Also, man has issue with the humor… when it was made and written by Russians… mostly in Cypress because they were understandably against the russo-Ukraine war. Straight up, it’s mostly Russian humor, which translates like shit to American humor. (And need I say, the game paints communism as run by fuckin idiots.)

@campbellhansen7533

11 ай бұрын

What we have here is a common issue with foreign made games, made by a company not run and backed by an international gaming corporation. Localization is hard to do, and “exact translation” as this would be called, sounds horribly uncanny. It honestly is better to play the game in Russian, with English subtitles (which I do believe is an option).

@campbellhansen7533

11 ай бұрын

13:54 and small note here: that cig is because “this is Soviet era,” and the white there denotes the filter… pretty sure Russian branding is the same way.

I bought the game for the art style, rest is pretty bad but I’m happy with my purchase

I’m find the robots interesting kinda reminds me of Fallout robots

@simp4iniquity26

Жыл бұрын

Fallout robots better

@patrickemery6947

Жыл бұрын

fisto and the robot twins got something in common

Yess! Battlefield 1

Welp. Thanks game pass for the free download but damn seems like it's not even worth the disk space. And thanks Will for playing this so we don't have to.

I've been playing this game at home on my Xbox because it's free. I do agree the dialog is stupid and some parts drag on too long but I do have to say and it's probably because I'm on Xbox but I didn't have any crashes at all. And I've noticed that about a few games we're they crash all the time on PC but on Xbox their fine

@romansaldana2923

Жыл бұрын

The only game I've had crash on me for my Xbox was literally Titanfall 2 and that was it. Never happened again.

where is the flashing effects and more memes per second than glaezed donuts per bald eagle?(max0r joke)

So does anyone have a fix for the crashing because I have the same issue

Bioshock but turned down to 2.5

The first part

Well, can you play Back 4 BIood?