Watching Clarksons gut expand is like watching the world's longest term pregnancy in realtime

@frj3289

Жыл бұрын

It contains his ever-expanding genius.

@aliorr9356

Жыл бұрын

It’s the biggest waistline, in the world.

@Britishfurryrectifiersucker

Жыл бұрын

14:54

@Skorpychan

Жыл бұрын

Something had to compensate for his hair thinning out.

@elvistwatty

Жыл бұрын

Gut expand and hair retreat

Watching Clarkson call Boris Johnson a liar to his face is so poetic in retrospect 😂

@Geeoorggee

Жыл бұрын

Sadly clarkson help his popularity - knowingly or not

@anusername8350

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could hear him say it again now

@n8bayonet

Жыл бұрын

Calling a political a liar is like calling a politician a liar.

@mfzoom5401

Жыл бұрын

@@n8bayonet wtf

@n8bayonet

Жыл бұрын

@@mfzoom5401 I meant to write calling a politician a liar is like calling a politician a liar. Naturally you would expect me to make comparison on the 2nd part of that sentence such as calling a politician a liar is like calling a man, human or xenomorph, an alien. But i made the comparison to himself which is the joke it's not that funny because you're not meant to think too hard about it. Also I accidentally wrote political which didn't help. Also r.i.p. mf doom.

Clarkson was 20 years ahead of the curve with the "I put it to you johnson that you're a liar"

@andreiandrofski9426

Жыл бұрын

Looking back on that, "How many G did you do?" "All of them" sounds very much like the answer of a guy who doesn't know how many G is possible in an F16 but he would have claimed the max if he knew it...

@kcb8130

Жыл бұрын

He also called the government releasing foreign prisoners to stab people.. man ahead of his time

@TakumoZ

Жыл бұрын

Jezza was and always will be way smarter, then he lets on. An unpractical knob, but a smart one

@SASE_14

Жыл бұрын

He always has been, and it was widely known - people be silly sometimes and vote for funny people!

@CL-vz6ch

Жыл бұрын

If you have the biggest elephant in the room, Johnson will have a bag to put it in.

"I put it to you Johnson... You're a liar!" That is a timeless observation.

This is the cinematic masterpiece that was the real Inspiration for all TopGear and Grand Tour episodes. The whole "The producers say" started with that Vectra review.

One could say Clarkson single handily dragged the standards of the U.K. car world off the floor kicking n screaming into the new age . The Vectra review was by far the most entertaining programme of its time . Clarkson is and will always be an absolute legend

@ianhewitson2738

Жыл бұрын

Rubbish. The Vectra was a perfectly capable car but of course it appeared dull compared to the super cars Clarkson likes to drive. He was actually sneering at the tastes of the ordinary British driver, just as he continues to do so today.

@markdance574

Жыл бұрын

@@ianhewitson2738 to be fair I had owned two Vauxhall vectras in my life time , one original shape and one mk2 shape , both exec spec and both of them were shite!

@AlexanderDiviFilius

Жыл бұрын

@@ianhewitson2738 which is why we never see Clarkson make a positive film on Fords or Volkswagens, right?

I believe you may have missed Jeremy Clarkson’s war stories, other than that, this is a fantastic video

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

counted those 3 as individual shows as they were released seperately, war stories was just what they called it when they released them together

@twrampage

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG There's three of them?

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

@@twrampage off the top of my head the victoria cross, the greatest raid of all time and pq17

@samnope7344

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG Did not know about PQ17. I'll have to have a look around, thanks

@TougeSolo

Жыл бұрын

@@samnope7344 PQ17 is probably the best one of the lot. It's like a Top Gear review of one of Clarkson's favorite Lamborghini, but with a boat. "We are power sliding in a destroyer!"

5:20 - If you'd said that one of these men would be priminister 20 years later, I would have assumed it was Clarkson. Even then he knew Borris was a lier.

@Skorpychan

Жыл бұрын

We should have elected Clarkson instead, tbh. But he won't do it now; he's too busy farming. Although now it's winter, I guess he can take a few months off to be PM. It's not like we won't change this one out after a few weeks.

@UnjustifiedRecs

Жыл бұрын

Boris makes me sick, a career as a liar and somehow still became PM, just proves how much of a farce our political system is

@JauntyWhale

Жыл бұрын

It's prime minister

@matthewheath7839

Жыл бұрын

Prime Minister Boris Liar Those were your spelling errors mate 😔

@bearflipstable8365

Жыл бұрын

If I were English I wouldn’t want either Clarkson nor Johnson. Just because he’s entertaining, doesn’t equal good leadership of a whole country.

Who knew all those decades ago that I'd still be able to quote 'Just a rollerskate grand touring all over the physical ironic power' word for word.

The Vectra flopped after this Clarkson was blamed for it but his impact has never really been determined

@AlejjSi

Жыл бұрын

Well, I reckon that even more than his remarks at the beginning of this montage it was what came after that in his review on Top Gear, which was when he took it to the services and asked company drivers what they thought about it and they hated it so much more than he did.

@michelvanbriemen3459

Жыл бұрын

Curious that it hasn't been determined. Perhaps the car was so dreadful that nobody could be bothered to determine a thing about it.

@ravensthorne4631

Жыл бұрын

I had a V6 Vectra for a few years. Bargain 2nd hand car at the time. It was a bit bland, but not *that* bad

@jimtaylor294

Жыл бұрын

Given what Clarkson later pointed out as the reason for SAAB's demise... yeah~ *GM* was wholly to blame for the Opel/Vauxhall Vectra being a largely uninspired damp rag. Motoring Journalists telling it like it is just made the Vectra's underperformance inevitable, while GM was the root cause.

@TheAxeaman

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never driven a Vectra, why is it bad?

I really miss seeing Michael Schumachers face

@MrVtec786

Жыл бұрын

Just look at a vegetable it’s the same

@stefanbevers9698

Жыл бұрын

@@MrVtec786 💀

@404TVfr

Жыл бұрын

@@MrVtec786 OOOF! true tho

@mark675

Жыл бұрын

Like you knew him? Shutup just watch old videos and pretend it's new

I always like how wing mirrors of Vectra connect to the body. That's pretty much its only design feature that's not boring. And it makes me wonder just, why?

@Luftmysza.

Жыл бұрын

As jeez put it: "Quick!, the boss needs a new car, add some fancy mirrors so it looks like we made an effort, BUT THEY HAVEN'T!" or something like that idk i only watched TG twice

@MediumPoo

Жыл бұрын

My gsi wasn't that boring tbf. Rumour has it the wing mirrors whistle when you break 145mph. It's one of the cars I really miss.

@Deontjie

Жыл бұрын

I once drove an Opel Kadett Super Boss. Enough said.

@ytozon1

Жыл бұрын

If Vectra is boring, what can you say about her opponent, Passat B5?

@Dimension2010

Жыл бұрын

@@ytozon1 It's fine. Shared B5 platform with A4. Engine mounted longitudinally. 4-link suspension at the front. Curved roof line - almost can be called futuristic & made LWB model look good. When Compared to the copy paste crap VW are making these days B5 was unique. It showed efforts.

When you realise we won’t have Mr Clarkson forever: 😢

@seirbhiseach

Жыл бұрын

Mr. Clarkson is temporary, Jeremy is forever

@riccardopetrina4212

Жыл бұрын

Let's not bog down on who dies when, let's focus instead on preventing Richard from having more accidents than usual

@andreaseriksson8803

Жыл бұрын

That's OK for one simple reason, neither you nor me will last forever either. And furthermore, given the anal wokeness nowadays, can you imagine the idiots of tomorrow? They would hang, drawn and quater Mr. Clarkson without contemplating on it.

@rssd5169

Жыл бұрын

We need to enjoy him, and Mr Hammond and Mr slow while we can🙃

@mossy1259

Жыл бұрын

Jezza’s packed in the smoking now

I love the clip of Jezza and Michael Schumacher play slapsies, it's wholesome

Is it just me, or was there ever a time when Clarkson did not look like he was in in his 50s?

@pyorre2441

Жыл бұрын

Probably when he was in his 50s, he looked like he was in his 70's.

@elvistwatty

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! Which is why when he was younger.... Him trying to be stylish is hilarious

@jkny2744

Жыл бұрын

Now?

@metalslinger

Жыл бұрын

@@jkny2744 Well, no, he looks like he's in his 70s.🤣

Jeremy is an entertainment phenomenon. And he is nearly always a professional, even if it seams to escalate.

Clarkson in the F-15: Ooooohhhh a lot of poo shot out then!

Crazy how in the first clip, editing that a 10yr old could do today in about an hour was seen as high enough quality for a TV broadcast to millions of people not even 30 years ago.

@s8wc3

Жыл бұрын

A 10 yr old is not Jeremy Clarkson though

@TheMC1X

11 ай бұрын

Video editing wasn't as streamlined as it is now. You can even edit like that on a phone with a free app!

Nice to see that Boris never had a working operator's knowledge of operating a comb. Would hate to think it was a lost skill.

@originalbadboy32

Жыл бұрын

And of course that he's always been a liar

I keep forgetting that Clarkson was the original host of Robot Wars. For some reason I remember the Craig Charles era far more clearly.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

probably because he only hosted it for a single series.

@marcdaniels9079

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG No it was because Charles was far superior

@ArnoldQMudskipper

Жыл бұрын

Clarkson is just very awkward when presenting anything to a live audience. Other than clowning around on scripted Topgear, with the other two. Craig Charles was much more natural and charismatic.

Jeremy actually seems like quite a good talk show host

Clarkson before : **destroys a laptop in 2004** Clarkson today: **tries to be a computer literate**

"I put it to you Johnson you are a liar" aged beautifully 🤣

Amazing to go back and re-watch Clarkson's utter character assassination of the Vectra

@johnmg88

Жыл бұрын

Has to have character to have it assassinated

5:42 - I put it to you Johnson that you're a liar. 22 years ahead of the rest of us. Sometimes his genius is frightening.

I miss the golden years of Jeremy Clarkson

@paleoph6168

Жыл бұрын

Me too, as much as I enjoyed the trio, I still miss the informativeness of pre-2002 Top Gear.

@AlejjSi

Жыл бұрын

@@paleoph6168 Me too. There sould have been a mix of both in the "Mid aged Top Gear" and TGT. And they should have the very famous Chris Goffey onboard for that. I liked him very much. He knew stuff, knew how to drive, was fair and not boring nor dull.

@Skorpychan

Жыл бұрын

@@paleoph6168 Fifth Gear is the successor to Old Top Gear, and even has most of the non-Jezza presenters. But, TBH, I don't need Jeremy Clarkson to tell me which car to buy. The choice is basically Ford or Vauxhall, and then it comes down to whatever used car has the right combination of spec, price, and miles, and how the salesmen treat me when I walk in.

What a legend, throwing a pen at Ian Hislop and calling Boris Johnson a liar.

Great video. You need to make this a series.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

That's the plan! ^is a reply youtube auto-generated for me. don't think i'll be able to do one for hammond though since most his shows aren't car related, and he just simply serves as "host" rather than a show around him. but yes i do plan to make one for may

This guy is a legend - may he speed an power sturdy on ... in the world! .. Love from Germany :)

"I put it to you, Johnson, you're a liar." Well, someone has to say it

Well done on the edit. Not an easy task choosing those!!!

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

especially for TG!

Imagine if AI takes to killing humanity off bc of Jezza’s rant at 13:14 🤣🤣🤣

"Why are you reacting like that to Glenn Hoddle" 😂😂

Clarkson: "Nothing in the whole world gives me more stress than computers! I hate them!" May: "Hello."

I died when Jeremy beat the sh*t out of that computer. 🤣

6:26 "An hour [Fuck thats over the range] I dont remember how long"

I can't understand the people who hate him. I love him and anything he presents. Long may you reign jezzer

@bearflipstable8365

Жыл бұрын

I’m on the fence with Jeremy. He’s entertaining, at least when he has Hammond and may with him or perhaps kaleb. Top gear is hilarious and I love it. But he’s done some really stupid stuff and said some bad things and he’s a bit of a diva. He punched the TG producer after a spat about dinner. But he’s right about piers Morgan. Terrible disgusting person.

@camward9293

Жыл бұрын

Really? I mean I think he's funny but I ABSOLUTELY understand when people call him an asshole or think he's a bad person and whatnot. Like BearFlipsTable said, Clarkson is indeed a diva who has said and done some borderline stuff in the past, things he's had to walk back and apologize for. His whole shtick is being a controversial figure with lots of opinions on lots of topics.

Jeremy’s face is now permanently how it was in that Atom

The man, the myth, the legend: Jezza - Jeremy Clarkson

I never knew Clarkson did robot Wars ... That's awesome

@jimtaylor294

Жыл бұрын

Aye. Craig Charles taking over was quite out of left field; was announced on a title card after an episode (I forget which one).

@Skorpychan

Жыл бұрын

He did the first season, which had all of eight episodes. Then they got Craig Charles in, who was far better at it.

10:51 gets me every time

My uncle used to have an alarm on his Kenosha Cadillac that would go off saying, "I've been tampered with..." 😂 Loved it!

Clarkson and Johnson doing some arm wrestling...that's an image I never thought I'd see

I really hoped the clip from the thumbnail was included😢😢. Clarkson’s hair was something else

9:15 Jezza Smoking a Fat Blunt

I love Jeremy's Basil Fawlty moment with his computer...don't we all wish we could smash them to bits with a hammer sometimes? 🤯

@Raven-qj8xk

Жыл бұрын

All of them, all of the time!

Clarkson back then: More Hairs less belly Clarkson now: Less hairs more belly

@kyugiyeneku1803

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly bal3nc3d as all Things shuld be

04:55 - AH Jeremy hosted a Robot Wars episode? I never knew that 😅 LOVED that show in the 1990s!

Clarkson did say that he will go to the edge of the galaxy to NOT drive a Vauxhall Vectra.

Clarkson's Farm clip is so funny hahaha

Should've included his 2 scenes in Cars. And The Phineas and Ferb episode the 3 were in.

The Ericsson GH 688 ring tone ! So 1997.

7:46 Jérémy Clarkson destroying a car that would be a collector now .

Still the best tv ever produced. Clarkson, Hammond, and May will never be beat.

In the picture of the vídeo, that young Clarkson looks like an authentic microphone

I had no idea Clarkson starred in this many shows!

Jeremy"Pot Guts" Clarkson's unfathomable Australian hair mullet. Crikey!

5:42 Clarkson predicting 2020 lockdown

@MG-ny6jz

Жыл бұрын

I subscribed because you support Leicester city.

@chesterlester5770

Жыл бұрын

@@MG-ny6jz best club in the land 🦊

Movie name: Top Gun Maverick 2: the quest for the puke

Lol it was pretty funny watching Clarkson get absolutely roasted a few times there

Jeremy Clarkson is an awesome and hilarious man

I bloody love Ian Hislop, the world would be a much duller place without his wit towards the realm of politics.

Love the thumbnail photo, Jeremy looks like some forgotten 80s synth pop singer. 😆

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

love your profile picture too

@monty4336

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG I am Jeremy's hair reincarnated. 😆

@monty4336

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG My friends just call me Monty. 😆😆

I love the “Worldy” attitude of Jerome. My only claim to fame is a book by Mike Guardia called “Days of Fury”. World travel is a boon to human understanding.. Carp out

The nostalgia from those old transitions

5:40 Clarkson in the 90's realises what we all now know

@Vor_Tex_Sun

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Sniffing out a billy BS

Hahaha when Jeeza turns into Arnold in the atom 😂😂😂

Clarkson vs Johnson was insane lol ...goddamn Clarkson vs Schumacher was even better lmao

thumbnail is top tier

That perm mullet is legendary.

@nolesy34

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a cross between slim shady if slim shady was born in a coastal Australian town

Great person I really love him

Vectra V6 wasn't actually bad. It kinda went like the clappers for a car like that in Aus in the day but hard to come across. It was even labelled as a Holden. The same company that returned the favour later to Vauxhall with the Monaro

Gerald in the combine has to be one of the funniest moments of all time.

May i say that it is scary to see Clarkson with long hair or the big Afro he had in the 80s

@superbird4351

Жыл бұрын

I dubbed it the Afro-mullet

@robertemmett415

Жыл бұрын

He looked like a white Phil Lynott.

@anthonysims7636

Жыл бұрын

Still scary

@anthonysims7636

Жыл бұрын

Another person from old top gear is is the cheese lord himself James may with short hair and looking very young it weird

The time Jeremy Clarkson drove an Atom and turned him into Hugo Weaver

1:14 That ericsson ring tone used to drive me mad

Why does everyone dislike him on Robot Wars? I think he was a great host.

@joelbeams6452

Жыл бұрын

The reason why he's not held in as high regard as the other hosts is because he was rather disparaging about some of the competitors and the show as a whole. While I agree that his style of presenting could be funny at times, he wasn't as good a host as Craig Charles or Dara who definitely had much more of a passion for it

@jimtaylor294

Жыл бұрын

Nah I saw the series from the start. Jezza did a great job. Particularly memorable was his introduction of *Sir Killalot* .

@Skorpychan

Жыл бұрын

Craig Charles has more style and charisma.

He looked 50 for his entire life

I liked the Vectra. I owned 3 over the years. Enjoyed all of them

@moaningpheromones

Жыл бұрын

Was it three in three years though? arf

@RickZanardi

Жыл бұрын

Good car and pleasant looking too. One of the most aerodynamic of its era in its class, like all the Opels and Vauxhalls from the late 80s and 90s

@13:30 i was fixing my laptops at this exact point 🤣

Boris being called out as a liar even then!!!

3:03 Whoever wrote all that on those tyres must have been from the future and thought they were writing keyword meta data for the search engine in Ali Express.

I never realised he sounds quite Yorkshire in the very earliest series

He also voice acted as Lightning McQueen’s agent (Harv) in the original Cars Movie 😁

It's not enough. Make part 2 please. 😜

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *duck laughter noises*

I'm just reading Jezza's book Diddly Squat, Till the cows come home. It is wonderful. Entertaining and very eye opening on the world of farming.

That hair has added to the quality of my life.

What Jeremy Clarkson reminds us of over the years? JOHN CLEESE

I have driven the last Vectra model and two Insignias. In all of them the clocks were all wrong by two minutes 😅😅😅.

The exploding car clip is wild

14:00 guess that’s where his obsession with hammers came from

Wow Kudos for playing SuperGrass

I didn’t realise that in a previous life Jeremy Clarkson was the front man for Thin Lizzy!

@5:42 never have truer words been spoken

10:04 I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

I was in slight shock when saw Boris Johnson from the end of previous millenium.

Jeremy Clarkson looks like the lost bogdanoff triplet

an instrument ((pause)) of speeeed

Watching Clarkson and Johnson bicker about was hilarious