Shitposting is probably the most nonsensical and funniest part of the internet and nothing will change my opinion on this.

@大

2 ай бұрын

i own you

@StrawberryMoo-qc7ci

2 ай бұрын

Yes

@Chloe_Pup

2 ай бұрын

True

@soloanima1

2 ай бұрын

I own you

@FatYoshi619

2 ай бұрын

Í øwň ýöů

"I'm fillet cheese steak 😭" Such inspiring but painful words 😭

@Scarbonara_

2 ай бұрын

I can't edit this for some reason, but the Omori one actually killed me 💀

@DINGD0NG...

2 ай бұрын

​@@Scarbonara_ youtube gods said "No"

@Scarbonara_

2 ай бұрын

@@DINGD0NG... Truly 💀

@Multiocular_O7

Ай бұрын

I'm fRENCH I'm fiNGER LICKING GOOD I'm fISH

Sillyism: The rare mental belief that the world is just one large S**tpost and you must act as silly as possible.

@Azrael_66666

2 ай бұрын

so that's why I never take anything fully seriously

@happybatty5142

2 ай бұрын

the despair is never ending, yet I remain silly

@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia

Ай бұрын

Syllyism: religion created by Max Fosh

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm

Ай бұрын

@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia thank you Miss Encyclopedia for correcting this horrendous slight. I'm a former sillyist myself and I still agree with its ideals even if I'm not willing to pretend to drive a bus.

@Shadow_vr-gtag0

Ай бұрын

This is my life

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 56:45

@大

2 ай бұрын

bro think he the comment god

@EpicNoobz8194

2 ай бұрын

Funi

@funnyfish1982

2 ай бұрын

Funnier than you

@MrCommentGod

2 ай бұрын

You’re correct I’m not the comment. God *I’m MrCommentGod*

@ohhi687itsme8

2 ай бұрын

We need more people like you in our society

🎶🎵 I HAVE YOUR IP 🎵🎶 🎶🎵 YOUR HOME ADRESS TOO 🎵🎶 🎶🎵 YOUR GOVERNMENT FILES SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU🎵🎶

@concrete_eater524

2 ай бұрын

VINCENT CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

@Stellarskarma

Ай бұрын

😭 everyone thinks I'm bad

4:24 sex 2 will be adding a survival mode, along with some bug fixes, and a new area to explore.

@r2w-z9o

Ай бұрын

survival mode was just sex 1 in the 800's

@sp4c1ng_0ut8

Ай бұрын

Looking forward to sex 3 when they implement that new combat mechanic

@ilikotsagareishvili9364

Ай бұрын

@@sp4c1ng_0ut8 WHO ARE WE GONNA FIGHT?

@sp4c1ng_0ut8

Ай бұрын

@@ilikotsagareishvili9364 3 words Dick fight island

@shaunburchett5428

Ай бұрын

​@@ilikotsagareishvili9364instead of a race its a battle royale

12:48 The fact I didn't even realize it was Omori at first hurts my soul, I failed the hundreds I spent on merch... but also, I couldn't even see the screen and just recognized the text from the original post so maybe I'm safe idk lol

@re-LOCK

2 ай бұрын

omorbi... i love omorbi...

@goldstargloww

2 ай бұрын

i saw this and was immediately like wAIT. oMORI

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

I OMORRRR

@A_Person9900

2 ай бұрын

“I was 12, you were 15” “I’m now 16, but you’re *DEAD*”

@airam1721

2 ай бұрын

I OMOR

INTO IS BACK!!! INTO IS BACKKKK!!!!!!! CLASIC OG EmKey !!

@Steve7711WT

2 ай бұрын

This was posted 6 months ago

@Steve7711WT

2 ай бұрын

Wait I was lying but it might actually be, these are just reposts

@FairFeline

2 ай бұрын

God I missed it

@Retro_Lightning

2 ай бұрын

It's only the OG intro since it's a compliation so it's got videos from ages ago, I do miss the original intro though

@maximumeffort1006

2 ай бұрын

​@@Steve7711WTSpreading misinformation are we?

12:49 OMORI MENTIONED

@A_Random_Dev

2 ай бұрын

i love that the translate button turns it into MUDER MENTIONED, it makes it even more amazing

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

MURDER MENTIONED LMAOOOOO BUT YES OMORIIIII

@Basil_NotaWatermelon

3 күн бұрын

omori brainrot!!!

@FunkyStuff01

Күн бұрын

ompri

8:25 I play a game that celebrates lunar new year, and the devs basically pretend that the game is its own country, thus making me, a depressed white guy, eligible to celebrate lunar new year

@edwardjennings6021

23 күн бұрын

Lemme guess. Genshin?

2:59 hey don’t bully him, he’s a dust bunny and he wants to sleep in the dust pan

Kratos is in Greek Mythology. He works for Zeus and has wings.

@lucienmoolman8017

2 ай бұрын

Isn't his name Cratus or something like that?

@thegreatandterrible4508

2 ай бұрын

@@lucienmoolman8017 It's not originally in the Roman alphabet, so it's been transliterated a few different ways, including both of those spellings.

@concrete_eater524

2 ай бұрын

maybe, but he isnt the god of war in greek mythology. that award goes to ares

@thegreatandterrible4508

2 ай бұрын

@@concrete_eater524 There are a lot of war gods. But, yes, Kratos is the personification of physical strength.

@concrete_eater524

2 ай бұрын

@@thegreatandterrible4508 correct, i wasnt disagreeing with you (not saying you said that)

25:10 technically, there *was* a Kratos in greek myth. Son of Pallas, a titan, and Styx, the river in the underworld, Kratos is the personification of strength, just as his sister Nike was the personification of victory. he and his siblings each personify a concept.

12:52 so glad an omori reference got into an emkay video.

12:51 Don't worry guys, she was born on a leap year

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

Best username everrr

31:12 Robin the type of guy who takes any chance to loudly announce "By the way, I did NOT see the Godfather. I know, I know, and I'm not planning on seeing it" Like who tf does that

@sp4c1ng_0ut8

Ай бұрын

Peter Griffin moment

12:50 OMORI REFERNECE?!?!?!?!!

@phoenixsenju8984

2 ай бұрын

Yes, there’s quite literally no other way to interpret it

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

I OMORRRRR

6:56 did she try to have a "got you" moment here or is she genuinely that naive in thinking the government didn't have him in their database before?

@mr.bobcyndaquil4214

2 ай бұрын

Knowing these Qultists, it was probably a asinine attempt at a 'gotcha' moment.

5:12 Robin... You'll... You'll ROLL with it?

I got quite the Shockwave when seeing an omori meme lol 12:55 Edit:oof, english is not my strong suit

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

OMORI FANS FOUND

@boofy1347

21 күн бұрын

that hit me like a flashbang

the bots 💀

@funnyfish1982

2 ай бұрын

What bots?

@MrCommentGod

2 ай бұрын

You just hate to see it

@StrawberryMoo-qc7ci

2 ай бұрын

Yes

@45Gunner556

2 ай бұрын

True lmao

@antiodergaming6976

Ай бұрын

@@MrCommentGod is this a pun on the username of the comment!?!?!!

First post “sing” idk what that could mean but ok? Anyway here’s a crepe recipe: Custard: Mix a little more than 1/2 cup sugar with 2 tablespoons of corn starch then add 2 egg yolks and 2 cups milk cook in the microwave for 2 min and put in fridge till it cools to however you want Crepes Mix 1 cup ap flour with 2 eggs then pour in 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup water Prob warm it up a bit but suggest using a blinder to be sure you get all the chunks out Take 3 tablespoons of butter and melt it on your pan at just under the middle temp Then mix in the melted butter add the batter to the pan to make chocolate just add suger and coco powder in with the melted butter ( in a separate container from the pan)

@max_e_maxxy_

2 ай бұрын

Why does it need to be blind? 🦯 🦮

"Roll with it." Nice pun 😂

48:58 Okay, I’m more of a Kramer person myself, but we do NOT dunk on George Costanza!

1:19 The punchline is “It’s very time consuming.”

1:32 that must be a very polite french person, usually it goes: "J'pige pas!"

9:46 💀💀💀 technically you didn’t fail Jotaro as he does treat women with respect if they are in a life threatening situation - the most respect women get from him is their lives being saved

I was born on the day troll face was introduced to this world. I do not know how to react.

@ascellaplays

2 ай бұрын

to be fair, i was introduced to my parents the same day Madagascar the movie was introduced to the public.

12:49 she fucking died ofc she’s 15 still 😭😭 Didn’t expect to see an omori meme here

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

PFFFFT-

2:00 "guys do you understand that the impostor Is sus?"

21:37 Sleeping well knowing Touhou and Madoka Magica are never going to be connected to Fortnite

@szczuro7684

2 ай бұрын

2137 poland reference

@twobrosgamers8426

Ай бұрын

Okay. You asked for it. Madoka Magica had a collab with Battle Cats which had a Godzilla collab. (I don't remember if Godzilla is in Fortnite so I'll go with this path) Godzilla and Kong has comics with the Justice League (DC) so there is the connection to Fortnite. Another path is again with Battle Cats due to a SFV collab.

@lilypyrope4620

Ай бұрын

@@twobrosgamers8426 hmph. You did your research, I respect that. Guess Madoka Magica is connected to Fortnite, albeit through a few degrees of separation.

fyi, "saw X" is pronounced as "saw twitter"

31:29 fun fact! Thats called a pochade box, its used for outdoor painting and works like a small collapsible easel for travel. I personally own one of my own and i confirm, they look like weird wooden suitcases

12:51 this is OMORI, they might have gotten this mixed up because Sunny is 15 and Mari died at 16.

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

It’s a shitpost lolll

@FoxxiPlayzz

2 ай бұрын

@@Sunny_Spiritz not the person who did the art.

alana combined every genetic and race into one person and became gay shes got every pass ever under her belt and shes not afraid to use them

Fun fact: Human Blood is literally half the cost per liter of printer ink, so you can save yourself a _fortune_ on Magenta Ink cartridges

11:20 What was she thinking, that shit looks like cooked spinach 😂

12:49 OMORI REFERENCE

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

I OMORRR

12:53 DUDE. SHES DEAD-

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

Nah, she’s just HANGING around! ❤️😊

@Cyno-eq9yq

2 ай бұрын

@@Sunny_Spiritz you never leave us HANGING bro. Nice joke ^^

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

@@Cyno-eq9yq Totally dude! XD

Teacher: Ok kids! Today we're gonna finger paint! Kid named Paint:...

5:16 the way you said 'I'd just roll with it' made it sound like it wasn't meant as a joke but it's a great pun 💀

OMG 2020 EMKAY INTRO IS BACK AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS OLD AND THE OLD MUSIC IS BACK THIS IS AWESOME?!?!

30:59 started on less then that (floor and tent) and now i have al CAL king bed and crappy apt because honestly don't see the ponit trying for better place when its just me alone, my bed already feel lonely due to its size

12:52 OMORI MEME DETECTED

@Sunny_Spiritz

2 ай бұрын

Responding to every OMORI comment here, fellow OMORI fannn

@darealgreyskale

24 күн бұрын

it translates to meme kills detected

INTRO IS BACKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOO love ye kenny

7:33 idk whats worse, what that guy is watching or the fact ive 100% seen it.

@potatogod4166

Ай бұрын

Sauce?

5:15 roll with it. Nice choice of words.

3:00 Dust bunny

Powerade, Red Rock Deli Chipotle and honey chips, EmKay. The perfect night at home

5:17 you did not just say “I roll with it” 😂

“I’m capable of drawing far worse” oh trust me you don’t want it, that mf is insane.

5:15 i think rolling with it is the only thing you CAN do

@StabbySnom

2 ай бұрын

Bruh

27:54 this is a prime example of a 'Silent Anthro' or 'stealth furry' in it's natural habitat...somewhere it can hide, and wait, for a victim, to approach, and while it looks harmless, or even cute to some, it should not be trusted, or even pet, as it can consume anything it makes contact with it

I am apparently "rib"

Oh, Emkay my favorite channel to watch while im earing mac n butter

Alright, i gotta use this. May the nature bless you.

the debt is currently nearly 35 trillion and the government still gives us credit scores

13:55 the hyperspace and the turtle neck are the only ways i can use on my cat lol

An intro lets go

11:42 as a Hungarian I'm not only mad at this joke, but amused aswell 😂😂

out of all of these the second aid made me laugh the most

3:47 ✨😀 *dies of glitter cutely*

1:04 "Skipper? Would you loik to meet god?"

27:37 As an owner of a 2011 MBA, you are SOOOO wrong

The hand intro is back :0

5:47 the fact that I’ve actually had this exact conversation gets me

53:40 The fact that people voted to have no one is a sign that we should just get rid of government.

3:00 it's a dust bunny lol

12:50 Seeing this OMORI drawing in the wild will never NOT be hilarious to me, knowing most of us here have seen that image without ever knowing what it even means.

Let's just Acknowledge how the intro flips us off

Bulbasaur is like turtle. No hair to brush, just enjoys the scritches

"Have you eaten a clock?" "No." "Well, its time you did!"

My last 2 emojis: 💀🎵 I’m dying to the song “spooky scary skeletons”

5:17 “roll with it” lmao

OMG THE TOUTHPASTE SNAKE, how I missed you my precious

23:45 thats actually a fire hazzard. there should at leats be one or 2 rows or tiles be in front of that fire place in case of embers flying out of the fire place

12:55 hehe i’m not crying again

when i was listening to robin read that lil nas x post i just KNEW what to sing with it this is how you know you are living a good life

My last 2 emotes:🤓⚒️ Why the hell does the same like it could actually happen 😭

17:10 - the sun is NOT going to explode, it isn’t massive enough. TL;DR: the sun will get big, lose most of its mass to space, and leave its core behind. When it runs out of hydrogen in the core, it will swell into a red giant and start fusing helium into carbon (via the triple-alpha process). As it exhausts the helium in its core and dies, it will shed its outer layers into space, leaving behind a white dwarf composed almost entirely of carbon.

21:41 my favourite franchise (Ace Combat) not even being there:

8:00 - Go to bed with an itchy ass, wake up with a smelly hand. Holy hell that is just revolting.

I don't know if we have the Spirit Halloween HQ, but when it's breeding season, they spawn at incredible rates.

5:32 AWWWWW IT SOUNDED SO CUTE

Self-Note: *_SEVERELY INTENSE MISOPHONIC TRIGGER!!!!!_* NEVER LISTEN TO THIS PAT THIS POINT: *_32:30_**_ ----- _**_33:15_*

I used to binge the like 10 hour videos while playing totk

My ultra cheap bedframe broke so i just decided to forego them and now my mattress is on the floor and honestly i prefer the stability

21:40 NOOOO THEY GOT TF2 (fallguys section) 😭

35:30 My husband learned on our honeymoon that holding my hand too tightly meant he was gonna faceplant every time I bent over to pick up a rock (geologist).

If we had moving video wallpapers, i would put this on.

Old emkay logo woopieeeeeee

in the first one i saw "sin" that describes me

at 47:53 I that video in my recommendation and i dont know why but the concept of lord Farquaad doing your makeup is just funny and weird

22:37 "Kid named paint:"

5:16 "I'd just roll with it" 💀💀

3:00 hes just a dustbunny!

0:01 Gas

I’m dying to 💀🚫 ☠️☠️☠️am I dying or not?

5:17 “I’d just roll with it” bro that was intentional 💀

YESSS THE INTRO IS BACK

@birdmcrandomsux

2 ай бұрын

I vaguely remember seeing this episode like two years ago so its definitely a repost