Albert Einstein, a socialist atheist, being in one of the highest positions of heaven? Based.

@jy3n2

2 жыл бұрын

A socialist atheist *pacifist.* Keep that in mind when looking at the third movie.

@marocat4749

2 жыл бұрын

He is also jewish if only from cultural upbringing.

@KhayJayArt

2 жыл бұрын

He was Jewish

@Videokirby

2 жыл бұрын

Agnostic, and IIRC was not fond of Atheism (for various reasons). Not that it apparently matters to this cult. Edison (probably agnostic... and an asshole who killed an elephant and ruined many lives) and Helen Keller (a socialist and believer in Eugenics) go to Heaven too. Seems they're enamored by the "Titans of Progress" idea, or just name-dropping to try to get hollow clout.

@draconite1018

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't atheist, though? Einstein's faith was maybe more laidback than most other Jews at the time, but he distinctly believed in a higher power.

I’m absolutely reeling at the fact that nazi China’s evil imperialist atheist dictator is also a sad emo anime pretty boy with a tragic backstory

@sobersplash6172

2 жыл бұрын

I'm reeling at the Nazi China in general like I dunno guy, I don't think China has a high opinion of Nazis

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

@@sobersplash6172 Well they are rounding up the Uighurs in camps, so they can't actually be that against nazis.

@garreonlefay6703

2 жыл бұрын

@@bthsr7113 at least they are not gassing them and then burning the corpses....They are still pieces of shit in my book, but at least they are not doing a full 100% nazi

@Chudpope

2 жыл бұрын

@@garreonlefay6703 That we know of. We didn't actually know the extent of what was happening in nazi concentration camps until we had soldiers walking in through the gates, remember.

@marocat4749

2 жыл бұрын

@@garreonlefay6703 The nazis were so over the top cartoonish evil, the ccp do 100% nazi, they go just more reasonable not to instantly declar war on the entire world?! Also diffrent times politiccal now. And as said, nazi germany and ho they got tothat point was a gradual process, i would say working camps for critics is far in there. And they have death sentence, so probably a lot chance that eem yeah people can be rounded up against a wall. Just obscuring it with a corrupt justice system. We did only know about the stuff nazis did because ermany was bureaucratic, and they still got away with hiding they killed in gas chambrs while the red cross did an inspection.

How Nietzsche tries to turn a young man into an atheist just after he personally experienced both heaven and hell is insane and hilarious

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

Жыл бұрын

The definition of "wrong": saying to someone _"nothing happens when you die"_ when you're BOTH in the Afterlife!

@JinStreams

Жыл бұрын

The commitment to the bit is more impressive than anything happy science believes their god can do

@virginiafernandez6846

Жыл бұрын

He's giving me Edward "I'm an atheist" Elric vives

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Жыл бұрын

@@virginiafernandez6846 I mean to be fair with what he went through I'm not surprised that he thinks God kinda sucks

@shahsadsaadu5817

Жыл бұрын

And reading his stuff, it's probably something Nietzsche would definitely do

If Edison could send messages from the spirit world he'd probably still be applying for patents to stuff he didn't invent

@cameronjadewallace

2 жыл бұрын

😂 savage

@Never_heart

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@aradraugfea6755

2 жыл бұрын

He owns the patents for patents, you know.

@AwesomeAutismHC

2 жыл бұрын

He’s possessed Elon Musk and is doing it that way

@rodrigonoffs1369

2 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeAutismHC that's why Tesla is named Tesla, he finds it ironic

I still can't stop laughing over the line "I'm Helen Keller." Literally one of the most implausible lines of dialogue ever.

@paulgibbon5991

2 жыл бұрын

My first thought was the Fate series. You know they would.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

IN SO MANY WAYS, starter XD

@bdpickett

2 жыл бұрын

I just.. I had to stop the video. That was... I don't know what that was. I can't stop laughing at it. These people are so insane!

@Bluelink13

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991 Would it, yes, but it would be more respectful by making her a superhuman with a superweapon at her disposal who is powerful as fuck despite her disabilities. They would still make her very hot though, it is still FATE

@____________838

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bluelink13 Can you imagine Hellen Keller meeting Ann Frank in the Grail Wars?

"if you're so smart why are you in hell?" That's actually a pretty good argument against someone who's lecturing you in hell

@TheRiku57

2 жыл бұрын

And here I thought the same argument in Squid Game was the peak.

@skkadoot9533

2 жыл бұрын

i mean, it's hard to make a good atheist argument if you are literally in the place you say doesn't exist

@silversamurai0267

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Hazbin Hotel pilot. "I have standards." "Oh yeah? How well is that working out for you..."

@HorsesArePeople2

2 жыл бұрын

@@silversamurai0267 Right? That's exactly what I thought of too!

@psychonaut175

2 жыл бұрын

@@skkadoot9533 yeah, it made no sense that he was claiming to be an atheist while he was in Hell. If anything, he just hated the show's god.

I love how the "hell of the bloody pond" specifies that only people obsessed with the opposite sex get sent there, which implies that only straight people go to hell for the sin of lust and gay people get a free pass on that one.

@Aaa-vp6ug

Жыл бұрын

Alright, hope I don’t get shat on by “God” for being trans

@occasionalart7597

9 ай бұрын

​@@Aaa-vp6ugThey never mentioned trans people iirc, so as far as we know as long as you're straight and not horny you should be fine

@Aaa-vp6ug

9 ай бұрын

@@occasionalart7597 but. I’m gay.

@KeDe1606

8 ай бұрын

@@Aaa-vp6ugwell… they also didn’t mention gay people either. So, depending on how lucky you are, you‘ll either get away scot-free, or you‘ll get accused of like… 3 or 4 blasphemies, and get sent Super Ultra Hell Turbo Championship Edition

@Aaa-vp6ug

8 ай бұрын

@@KeDe1606 My ribs hurt really hard when I read this.

The idea of your entire life being a movie for your whole family to see and rate you on that life including your private thoughts must be one of the scariest afterlives i have ever Heard off

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

Bad Shows deserve Criticism. And the Best Criticism is such that you dont even have to know the Franchise criticized for Hours on End. No kidding, Jay Exci did FIVE Hours with Doctor Who, and Madvocate and Hbomberguy each did other Fracnhises for Hours: And countless say 'I dont even know this Franchise but i enjoyed this so much'. I can only warmly recommend watching Good-Faith-Criticism, especially from the just-mentioned KZreadrs.

@bottheskitarii8881

2 жыл бұрын

I also like to think that they also rate the movie it self, not your actual life. *I hear in the background from my grandma* "this movie sucks ass"

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

@@bottheskitarii8881 Know Hbomberguys videos about stuff? Very similar to MB, tbh.

@liuxingyan7788

2 жыл бұрын

People who got abandoned or abused by their parents are fucked if this is how the afterlife works

@fabiomora6491

2 жыл бұрын

@@liuxingyan7788 un pretty sure if they're parents abandoned then there's have to been a reason, probably didn't deserve heaven anyways

I swear its like the cult leader was still going through puberty and having dreams of himself as an anime character, so he just said "fuck it" and actually became one

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

2 жыл бұрын

Given where he came from, it might be an extreme case of trying to reclaim some lost childhood. Japanese salarymen aren't the happiest bunch out there...

@reviewman

2 жыл бұрын

In one of happy science’s new movies: The Laws of the Universe Part 0. There is a character that looks exactly like Maetel from, galaxy express 999. I guess Maetel Is Ryuho Okawa’s waifu/best girl.

@SolitaryHipster777

2 жыл бұрын

Chuunibyo

@ShyVioletIsShy

2 жыл бұрын

yeah dude, he's a fuccen chuuni!

@TheBonkleFox

2 жыл бұрын

it's what happens when you play too much fate/grand order and don't become a gacha slave.

Man this Kingdom Hearts OVA is wild.

@nikkimeh6211

2 жыл бұрын

Its still relevant to the Plot though

@SA-mo3hq

2 жыл бұрын

HAPPY CHINA HAPPY HAPPY CHINA HAPPY LIIIIIGHT!!

@boogerman908

2 жыл бұрын

Idk I mean I can understand kingdom hearts

@theroyalmouse

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@bearerofbadnews1375

2 жыл бұрын

I can comprehend Kingdom Hearts plot more than this. Edit: Hell even Clamps Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles manga has a more comprehensive plot and that also had crazy time travel where the original Syaoran created a clone of himself and the clone is his Dad!

I just realized how creepy that "Yuko, you and I have always been friends" line is. It's probably the most cult-like thing in these movies, how cult recruiters often prey upon lonely people or someone who has suffered some loss recently, acting like they've "always been there" and would "never hurt you".

@gregjayonnaise8314

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the movie’s tactics are so sinister

@shanelbryant5638

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY how I almost got recruited into a cult.

@RadenWA

2 жыл бұрын

Now add to that line “we have always been friend, precisely 3000 years ago when we were slaves in Ancient Egypt” to make it even better

@Ellisepha

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that line felt very gaslighty.

@malaksafa4074

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanelbryant5638 I hope your better now.

Just sort of sitting here thinking that "Girl with actual supernatural powers is caught up in the power struggles between two cults" is actually a decent premise.

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

Bad Shows deserve Criticism. And the Best Criticism is such that you dont even have to know the Franchise criticized for Hours on End. No kidding, Jay Exci did FIVE Hours with Doctor Who, and Madvocate and Hbomberguy each did other Fracnhises for Hours: And countless say 'I dont even know this Franchise but i enjoyed this so much'. I can only warmly recommend watching Good-Faith-Criticism, especially from the just-mentioned KZreadrs.

@bepisthescienceman4202

2 жыл бұрын

I'd totally try to write that

@samlewis6487

2 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 Hate to tell you but Hbomberguy is 100% not good-faith criticism. Definitely bad-faith, definitely watches shows just to complain and even actively complains about shows that are good just for clicks

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

@@samlewis6487 I assume from your comment youve only seen old, random Videogame-Video? Not any of his good works?

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

@@samlewis6487 So yeah, hate to break it to you but his Essays about Vaccines, Flat-eArth, Climate-Change and the War on Christmas are all highest-quality you find on YT.

Never before have I seen someone pour this much money into going "It's too late I've already drawn you as the soyjack and me as the chad"

@idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955

2 жыл бұрын

Best Comment

@GreebusBleeb

2 жыл бұрын

This is why I look at the comments

@dreadogastusf3548

2 жыл бұрын

Chad, I get. But what does soyjack mean?

@PhageScope

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreadogastusf3548 google what the "soyboy" insult is and what it means, and you'll know. Put shortly, it's an insult directed at men who don't fulfill the general role of men.

"Edison you are the greatest scientist of humankind!" "No that's not true" Correct

@flow185

2 жыл бұрын

*Happy Sniper face

@Gabriel-hy8be

2 жыл бұрын

@KKK Revolution "Everyone steals in industry and commerce. I've stolen a lot myself. The thing is to know how to steal" - Thomas Edison

@chbend

2 жыл бұрын

i love edison and even im like Fu*k?

@Zarastro54

2 жыл бұрын

@KKK Revolution What kind of username is that?

@ezachleewright2309

2 жыл бұрын

@KKK Revolution you mean just like Elon Musk?

For a cult who's whole weird cosmology is based around "always being happy and full of love", Ryuho Okawa's OCs look so emotionless and dead inside. Hell, most harem protags have more personality than his self-inserts!

@g5studio21

Жыл бұрын

Yeah never noticed how dead inside they were until someone pointed it out. Also, "most harem protags have more personality than his self inserts" Is a roast that deserves to be on r/murderedbywords

Oh, about that part where the kids worked for a week in a hospital setting and two of them "failed" the test because they weren't 100% selfless: cults will often use their members as cheap or unpaid labour. They'll use arguments like "think of others/don't be selfish and evil" to get people to put in hours upon hours of "volunteer" work. Volunteering for an organization is one thing, feeling emotionally or even spiritually pressured into it because the cult leaders don't feel like hiring or paying people is another entirely, don't get exploited folks.

@MrZer093

2 жыл бұрын

It’s how they can squeeze money even out of the poors in their cult as the rich just “donate” a crapload to get out of that guilt

@M2ofEMMM

2 жыл бұрын

That movie had an entire circle of hell for people who want unions.

@58209

2 жыл бұрын

slavery with extra steps, in which one of the extra steps is emotional abuse

I can’t believe that this video started with a battle between an angelic mecha powered entirely by an ad hominem attack versus a giant elephant piloted by Great Value-brand Hitler while Nietzsch screams “GOD IS DEAD” repeatedly in the background, and then proceeded to only get CRAZIER from there.

@thanatoast

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's how the last dnd game i played ended.

@JayMorayEel

2 жыл бұрын

The great movie ride

@JohnEusebioToronto

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie: if your religion has giant mecha fights in Hell against Rudolph Hisler, I'm interested.

@henriquefinger935

2 жыл бұрын

@@thanatoast Is it even a good game if that doesn't happen?

@ariesmry

2 жыл бұрын

I’m 22 mins into the video and in disbelief that it’s going to get wilder.

Wait did she literally just google the word "Buddha" and get surprised when she got a lot of results

@typacsk

2 жыл бұрын

Okawa seems to have been cribbing off of Jack Chick's homework, there. ("Jesus? Who are dat?" I swear, it happens every couple of pages.)

@eideticex

2 жыл бұрын

Like much of this, it's a huge display of all the logical fallacies religious people make when trying to convert others. The assumption being you don't believe because you don't know and all it would take to convert you is to just tell you, as if that's how people actually form beliefs.

@mangomage33

2 жыл бұрын

I mean maybe she was looking at the recent results

@narcastic

Жыл бұрын

@@typacsk 9)5”75

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

Жыл бұрын

@@mangomage33 Maybe she forgot to turn Safesearch on and was swamped with Buddha porn...

It's really hilariously ironic that a cult about thinking good thoughts and no negativity allowed would have Isaac Newton, famously vicious as a critic and who held grudges like nobody else, as one of its holiest figures.

@johnturtle6649

8 ай бұрын

Someone who also personally stated he did not want the "theory" of gravity ascribed to himself. Really. Most people aren't aware of his personal writings.

@SakuraKurosaki10

7 ай бұрын

Dude was the all time champ of holding grudges. Didn't even have to be over anything substantial either, man was petty.

@johnturtle6649

7 ай бұрын

@@SakuraKurosaki10 I don't know, I think Edison might have given him a run for his money.

You know? An anime that's actually about two evil cults warring with each other for followers and status of Godonearth, but both are presented as evil, could actually make a pretty entertaining anime.

@onenerd9573

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch that.

@DrakeKnight99

2 жыл бұрын

But then the twist would be bad guy was controlling both and unites them only to lose

@chu_Bo

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrakeKnight99 isn't that just star wars

@schizoreze

Жыл бұрын

WITH DIO AND JOTARO ON THE OPPOSING ENDS. I'd pay the crap out of that one.

@jakespacepiratee3740

Жыл бұрын

@@chu_Bo But the Republic was good, so no.

Anything Japanese accusing China of being nazis despite Japan literally being an axis power is peak irony.

@M2ofEMMM

2 жыл бұрын

"No we promise we were a *good* Axis power who didn't do anything wrong, unlike *that* Axis power that basically everyone in the world recognizes as a symbol of Evil. (Don't think about what specifically about it was evil, just trust us that it definitely applies to the people we hate and has nothing to do with us.)"

@incw.2601

2 жыл бұрын

Especially considering what JP did to China. Look up Unit 731.

@Oliviagarry69420

2 жыл бұрын

@@incw.2601 and Korea and the Philippines

@drixg555

2 жыл бұрын

@@Oliviagarry69420 We haven't forgotten. The son of one of their collaborators became a dictator for 20 years.

@KaedeSenou

Жыл бұрын

@@drixg555 and then the son of the son…

“Hisler busts out a z-move and his heck pokemon starts breathing fire.” What a wonderful way to start my morning shift.

@nenmaster5218

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooou'd think... there was some kind of... law punishing this cult for misusing... like... everyone and everything... i mean, they literally name various dead-and-famous people, but even moe importantly: Dont they very-much-slander Buddha?? You would think people have a problem with that.

@kyrohowe3156

2 жыл бұрын

@@nenmaster5218 I agree

@nenmaster5218

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyrohowe3156 I agree with your Agreement with me.

@ninjaydes

2 жыл бұрын

@@nenmaster5218 Happy Science has too much money to be punished for their name-plugging shenanigans. Even the angriest of big wigs soften up with sufficient bribery. .-. Sticking more closely to facts, the Japanese government protects rights to speech and religion. No law would be made to punish what Happy Science currently does, since cult members consent to having their money stolen. If Happy Science engages in criminal activity on the scale of 10+ murders, then the organization would fall similarly to Aum.

@F1areon

2 жыл бұрын

@@nenmaster5218 If they're anything like Scientology, chances are if anyone tries to punish them, they'll stalk/harass/threaten/assault anyone who tries. And hell, in the case of the former, they were ballsy enough to *infiltrate government facilities and scrub all their records of the group,* so... :S

The cancer subplot DOES come up again, it’s pretty fucked up (I had to go hate watch the actual movies): in the end credits montage, you see sayoko older waving bye to her family, and her dad is still there, implication being he survived cancer because he believes happy science now and “fixed his mind”. Moral of the story: if you or a loved one dies of cancer, it’s totally your own fault for not fixing your own mind.

@Grim_Sister

5 ай бұрын

That’s so gross. Using people’s desperation for a cure to try and recruit them to a cult? I’m not surprised, but that’s pretty low

@snowqueen549

3 ай бұрын

@@Grim_Sister I mean from my experience and many former cult member word, every single cult doing that.

Fauxchigo saying "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT" made me wheeze and tear up

@AegisXIII

Жыл бұрын

DUDE THE VOICE CRACK WAS PURE COMEDY

@schizoreze

Жыл бұрын

It's him projecting his INNER HOLLOW inside Sayako (or whatever the hell her name was).

@severalcakes3267

Жыл бұрын

For me, it was the strawman politician character saying, “Uh, as you know, Japan cannot do, uh… anything…”

Fun observation I had: the 2 characters fall down to hell, Roberto and Patrick, are black and white while the 2 who can go to heaven are presumably Japanese… kinda sends a message to the audience

@SleepyMatt-zzz

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I caught that too. Japanese people must truly be the master race.

@Treemike1000

2 жыл бұрын

WTF

@BrotherMag

2 жыл бұрын

Roberto is Spanish. Get your racial cultures right lol

@random_degen9129

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherMag just wanna ask...spanish is white isnt it?

@random_degen9129

2 жыл бұрын

@@SleepyMatt-zzz you know what master race do?they must finish other race WW2 flashback*

"Alright ancestors, time to vote on if your descendant goes to heaven!" "I'm distraught by the lack of slaughter on behalf of Odin." "Yeah, he really needed to carry on the tradition of fighting the Turks." "I'm actually an atheist, why the heck am I getting a vote?" "Heaven needs WAY more booze." I don't think they thought about what kind of ancestors people might actually have...

@vysharra

2 жыл бұрын

*me, depressed, unwashed, making a sad microwave pumpkin spice mug cake at 3am in order to feel like I have some control in my life* “Ooh, our daughter uses a magic box to eat precious, expensive delicacies in her own well-made home, clean and cooled by more magic, dressed in layers of fantastically colored clothes. She lives like a Princess yet she studies like a scholar, all without a husband nor patron... She fuckin MADE IT” *sweats* “huh, uh, yeah. For sure.”

@AusSP

2 жыл бұрын

How far back are we talking? "Ooh ooh aahhahaha!"

@appelofdoom8211

2 жыл бұрын

@@AusSP Primordial soup please vote on this random persons fate.

@bepisthescienceman4202

2 жыл бұрын

My ancestors:"boooo you stink change the channel"

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

@@vysharra Power of progress. What once would have seemed magic is now mundane. It's not a perfect world, but there are some pretty big improvements on what has come before.

You know you’re in trouble when the Fate franchise has more accurate interpretations of historical figures than your OVAs.

...absolutely despise how the third movie has actually good art direction and a badass villain design. Layered imperial robes, mask, cool hat with gold designs, long hair, the *whip*... If this man were in (almost) any other film, especially like, some kinda cultural fusion high fantasy, I would simp 10/10 [edit] OK SO I JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE HE'S POSSESSED AND THE EYES??? that's metal AF!! Someone really went all out bringing to life that one OC they've had laying around since high school, only they couldn't find a better project to give him to. RIP whoever did character design for this man, you deserved better, king

@alicethemad1613

Жыл бұрын

It’s morally acceptable to steal characters from cult propaganda and put them in your own (better) work

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646

11 ай бұрын

@@alicethemad1613 Yes

@miserablepumpkin9453

8 ай бұрын

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, his design is breathtaking and the overly edgy electric whip is just icing on the cake

"You get to rewatch your entire life with your private thoughts as commentary with your entire dead family." I'd rather just go directly to hell.

@goonerbear8659

2 жыл бұрын

"Is there another option? Can I just...not let my grandmothers see that?"

@shanelbryant5638

2 жыл бұрын

“Wait before you see this next part, is there an express elevator to hell? Cause I can just go now”

@vetreas366

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, that is my exact definition of what hell could be: every single person you ever knew getting to watch every single thought you ever had. Then judging.

@THKSkywalker

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the implication that you're watching their lives as well. Personally I find the idea of having to watch all the details of my various relative's relationships worse than them watching mine. Could I just close my eyes out of respect for their privacy? (Also, if they're judging you then you're judging them as well. It takes a few seconds for everyone to realise there's no downside to just voting for your family members to go to heaven in a quid pro quo no matter what they've done.)

@RadenWA

2 жыл бұрын

@@vetreas366 when they say “judge not and you will not be judged” maybe they are preparing us for this exact scenario

"Begone Thoth" has gained an entirely new meaning.

@lobomiser5046

2 жыл бұрын

I had to scroll way to low to find this, I had the exact same thought when Thot came up.

@LolGurrl91

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣🤣😂

@teogonzalez7957

2 жыл бұрын

Thoth is actually the Egyptian god of knowledge.

I’m high as shit and the Albert Einstein reveal literally blew my mind

I saw that movie "The rebirth of Buddha" before knowing it was from a cult. It appeared one day in my recomended youtube videos and I thought about giving it a watch since I know Japan treats god-like figures with all the creative license in the world, so I was expecting the movie to be some kind of supernatural action/drama where at the end the protagonists and us the audience learn some possitive buddhist teaching. Something simple but fun. When the orange haired guy said "That guy can't be the reincarnated Buddha, because I know the real buddha is..." I expected 100% it would be either himself or the protagonist girl. When it turned out some random stranger in a suit was the reincarnated Buddha I realized something was incredibly wrong

@Number1JettDawsonShrimp

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly if it hadn't already been established for me what kind of movie it was (and thus who the "true" Buddha would be) then I honestly would've assumed it was supposed to be girl just from the way that the camera cut straight to her directly after the dude says that.

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Жыл бұрын

Honestly if this movie really was written in the style of a modernized Japanese Yokai tale where a plucky young high school reporter goes ghostbusting with her edgy loner ex boyfriend and learns about Buddhist philosophy to defeat them, I would honestly find that pretty fun.

@SiRenfield

Жыл бұрын

Like it being the girl would’ve been cliched in its own right but it would at least make WAY more goddamn sense than some boring jackoff in a suit

@infantiltinferno

Жыл бұрын

"It can't be...Because I AM the REAL SAMYAKSAMBUDDHA!!" cue seizure inducing transformation sequence. I'd watch that.

@sarkazoufala6431

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊😊😮

Hold on. Edison would never be that humble. He would declare he was the best, steal your ideas and sue you into onlivion.

@Vee_Sheep

2 жыл бұрын

Nikola Tesla is twisting in his grave Edison's best representation in pop culture was as a one-off Doctor Who villain lol

@Chris-fh3db

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vee_Sheep DUDE TESLA WAS SO GREAT WHAT AN ICON. idk why ppl refrence edison when talking ab the greats my boy nik is GOLDEN

@christopherb501

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda surprising THE IDIOT never listed him as an influence.

@Pihsrosnec

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-fh3db to be fair, Nikola was insane, even by genius scientist standards. I mean, he was leagues better than Thomas "kidnap and torture pets and invent the electric chair for a smear campaign" Edison

@caradanellemcclintock8178

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pihsrosnec he was a bit mad but from what we know it was caused by a combo of unchecked mental health issues that no one cared about back then and other scientists stealing his ideas and patenting them before he have a chance to finish his experiments. I believe he even had a few pattents stolen by Edison who essentially scratched out his name replaced it with his own and told everyone it was his idea all along

I’m honestly shocked that the movie that features Zombie Hitler as a villain isn’t the one that features all the swastikas.

@lobomiser5046

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly fucking same.

@sayaksen7545

2 жыл бұрын

Hisler*

@jaydef6497

2 жыл бұрын

I’m reeling so much I had to take a break and look at the comments!!! I saw this and ascended to the 4th dimension, thx

@JohnEusebioToronto

2 жыл бұрын

It was Hitler's soul. Not Hitler as a zombie.

@jayharkins5573

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnEusebioToronto Hisler 😂

It still cracks me up that the punishment in HS for people who like sex too much..is to have sex. Forever. All the time.

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

Жыл бұрын

I suppose El Cantare is a _"smoke the entire pack"_ kind of heavenly father...

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Жыл бұрын

I bet the souls there were just in absolute *torment* getting it on with every other soul there. Truly, how cruel could Ryuho Okawa be?

@the_last_ballad

Жыл бұрын

Only the straight people though, weirdly enough

@alicethemad1613

Жыл бұрын

@TheLastBallad I choose to believe it’s because queer people have to go through so much shit already, El Cantare just gave them all an automatic place in heaven, and not because Okawa doesn’t know gay people exist

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Жыл бұрын

@@alicethemad1613 They managed to sneak past security and found a spot in there to party it up.

I just can't get over the "if people knew about reincarnation there would be world peace cause no one wants to fight people they know" philosophy like I wouldn't fistfight my entire family for 1 stale corn chip.

@F1areon

2 жыл бұрын

The other ironic thing about it: in regards to a lot of crimes that happen to people, the culprit is MUCH more likely to be someone the person already knows/implicitly trusts rather than a random stranger or casual acquaintance.

@kairi3177

3 ай бұрын

Happy Science needs to meet my family.

Legit cannot believe that one of these has an “I definitely have breast cancer” moment right from the Room, down to its exact lack of impact on the narrative

@Vee_Sheep

2 жыл бұрын

The Room is an everlasting masterpiece compared to these, and Tommy Wiseau is a very hinged and beloved auteur compared to Ryuho Okawa lmao at least Tommy seems to be happy with his film's "so bad it's good" meme status, and hasn't started a cult

@MintyCoolness

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's an insult! ...to Tommy Wiseau. lol

Funny thing - that quote "God is dead" (or rather "Gott ist tot") wasn't meant as an attack on religion as a concept, but as an acknowledgement that the Protestant Reformation had refuted the Catholic Church's fear-mongering rhetoric about morality coming from religion.

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that quote was more of an anguished epiphany that humanity's intellect and rationality has replaced religion and superstition, essentially "killing" God, and ponders about the implication of such a "death"...

@Hinotori_joj

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that quote was a reference to the scene from the bokuben meme

@molybdaen11

2 жыл бұрын

Philosophers are often drained out of context.

@yuvalgabay1023

2 жыл бұрын

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 its more of a cry of horror. We killed god. What's next? Whats now? What does it mean to us?

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuvalgabay1023 Exactly. That is what I understood from the whole paragraph...

So, I feel somewhat compelled to defend my boy Nietzsche or 'Niches' a bit here from this god awful cult. A large reason why I think this cult put Nietzsche in hell and working with the Nazis, besides his 'God is dead' quote, is because in the public mind, he inspired the Nazis and/or that his philosophy led to the rise of the Nazis and/or he would've supported the Nazis. This is wrong in all counts. While Nietzsche died long before Hitler's rise, many of his opinions would've put him at odds with the Nazis and in all likelihood, they would've tried to kill him had he been alive at the time. Nietzsche friendship with Wagner famously broke down and after Wagner's death, Nietzsche wrote a book (The Case of Wagner) criticizing the man, explicitly calling Wagner out on his anti-Semitism and citing the ideology anti-Semitism as a thing that Nietzsche especially hates and despises. "Since Wagner had returned to Germany, he had condescended step by step to everything that I despise-even anti-Semitism..." In one of his last brief missives to his friend Overbeck he even stated he wished to “shoot all anti-Semites”. Nietzsche heavily criticized his sister and her husband, Bernhard Förster, speaking harshly against the "anti-Semitic canaille:" "I've seen proof, black on white, that Herr Dr. has not yet severed his connection with the anti-Semitic movement...Since then I've had difficulty coming up with any of the tenderness and protectiveness I've so long felt toward you. The separation between us is thereby decided in really the most absurd way. Have you grasped nothing of the reason why I am in the world?...Now it has gone so far that I have to defend myself hand and foot against people who confuse me with these anti-Semitic; after my own sister, my former sister, and after Widemann more recently have given the impetus to this most dire of all confusions. After I read the name Zarathustra in the anti-Semitic Correspondence my forbearance came to an end. I am now in a position of emergency defense against your spouse's Party. These accursed anti-Semite deformities shall not sully my ideal! Even early Nazi supporters such as, Adolf Bartles, had to acknowledge “that Nietzsche is no anti-semite”. Besides, their hatred of Jews, the Nazis were famously also anti-Slavic. Here is what Nietzsche said about Slavic people. "The Poles I consider the most gifted and gallant among the Slavic peoples; and the giftedness of the Slavs seems greater to me than that of the Germans." The Nazis were also extremely nationalistic and racist, positions which Nietzsche himself heavily criticizes in his works ("We Who are without Fatherlands"): "No, we do not love humanity; but on the other hand we are not nearly "German" enough, in the sense in which the word "German" is constantly being used nowadays, to advocate nationalism and race hatred and to be able to take pleasure in the national scabies of the heart and blood poisoning that now leads the nations of Europe to delimit and barricade themselves against each other as if it were a matter of quarantine." So, why is Nietzsche so associated with Nazism and Hitler? Largely, because of the Nazis themselves and Nietzsches' own sister and her husband, both of whom were incredibly anti-Semitic, nationalistic and in the case of Nietzsche's sister, a Nazi supporter. They twisted and omitted his words to fit their hateful ideology and paint him a supporter. In one of the drafts to "The Will to Power" which Nietzsche's sister published after his death and heavily twisting his words, Nietzsche wrote: "That is is written in German is untimely, to say the least: I wish I had written it in French so that it might not appear to be a confirmation of the aspirations of the German Reich." Which his sister promptly cut out to publish her 'version' of his supposed works. I want to let that sink in for a bit. His sister exploited her infinitely more talented and infinitely more famous dead brother for her own ends and forever tied his good name to a hateful political ideology/movement. If anyone is interested in learning more, I recommend Walter Kaufmann's book on Nietzsche or literally any good Nietzsche historian because it's clear (like so many other things), this cult didn't do any research on.

@PineappleLiar

2 жыл бұрын

I figured the cult was just using the boogey man of Naziism to cover for the actual reason they don’t want their followers delving into Nietzschism. The actual reason being that existentialism is about finding value internally, as opposed to traditional forms of faith that focus on at least one external entity. Happy Science’s whole thing is kinda about having one guy you need to put all your trust in, and that is the opposite of what Nietzsche wants.

@Grim_Sister

2 жыл бұрын

Are you surprised? The cult couldn’t find their own ass with two hands and a flashlight. I’d be shocked if they would ever open one book about the Shoa or bothered to try and understand why Hitler was such a monster.

@lynnclaywood4043

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, thats thorough! Nice read, thanks for the Nietzsche facts!

@PiratesRock

2 жыл бұрын

@@lynnclaywood4043 Oh yeah, no problem mate. Glad to have spread the word.

@saffron1996

2 жыл бұрын

wow i found a good book in the comments for once lol

I love the fact that they associate the Chinese with THAT symbol specifically, while in actual history it was Japan who was actually allied to "Hisler". Talk about projecting, if the guys wanted China to look bad, even the sickle and hammer would work better as a symbol in that context.

@loturzelrestaurant

Жыл бұрын

Crazies get roasted all the time by 'Some More News'. All the Weirdness you could ever wish for is covered.

@MorganPowers-hi4uh

5 ай бұрын

Technically the swastika was originally a Chinese symbol for peace, which actually kinda fits with the message of ‘world peace by any means necessary’. Not sure I’d give Okawa that much credit, though. He probably just grabbed the most obviously evil symbol he could think of.

@jessnalulila5709

4 ай бұрын

Also in the 1930's up until 1941 Germany offered military support to China. A man named John Rabe used his association with THAT political party to save chinese civilians in Nanking

I can't stop imagining SAO Abridged Kirito going "FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO..." every time exposition starts

@Gaius453

2 жыл бұрын

ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵍᵃᶜʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵇᵇˡᵉ ˡᶦᵛᵉˢ ᵒⁿ...

@GamingwolfZJ

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. That is the only thing I can say about this

@UGNAvalon

2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for the day Geoff covers that beautiful resurrection of the story.

@terrytheblackmage4799

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the quick tutorial on rocks... And the NOT so quick tutorial on pig smiting

@Mernom

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gaius453 for some reason Google wants to translate your comment to English, and the only thing it does is remove the 'but'.

Actual nietzsche: laments how we have forsaken god and now we need to deal with it Happy science: atheist Actual nietszche: 100% not cool with anti semitism Happy science: nazi

@anarchomando7707

2 жыл бұрын

Ironically his sister would be completely okay with it

@danieldishon688

2 жыл бұрын

I am glad somebody commented this, so many people misquote that one phrase from Nietzche thinking he was boasting about athiesm winning or God being unnecessary, when in fact thats the opposite of the point he was trying to make

@ForcedHandleName

2 жыл бұрын

Once more, people cherrypick sayings and quotes without giving a f*ck about the context it's said in, spinning the words to make them fit their own narritive.

@PanzerLord

2 жыл бұрын

*Niches*

@Ellisepha

2 жыл бұрын

"God is dead and we killed him", wasn't it?

my god, the way that guy yelled "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE... ANY MORE FRIENDS" will never not be funny to me, like he's supposed to be mourning the loss of a soul but it sounds like he's just tired of being unpopular

At about 5 minutes in I was nearly ready to praise the diversity of the inclusion of two non-Japanese guys as being part of the apparently Japanese exchange student science trip, AND not making the black guy a horrible racist caricature... But then they turned a corner and stumbled on a horrible racist caricature of a magical indigenous woman. So, you know, hit and miss here, I guess.

@vitaliykormov1266

2 жыл бұрын

The diverse characters didn’t get to go to heaven lmao

@RadenWA

2 жыл бұрын

And then the “Australian guy” shows up

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

2 жыл бұрын

and then making everyone "good" blond and blue eyed

@currentlyrobynastore9890

Жыл бұрын

and then the character that's a reference to the only black president in usa is named "tom bucks"

@lewakar

Жыл бұрын

Hollywood did the same with the Middle East, just Orientalism in general

"They don't want to kill people they already know." clearly the writers have never been to a family gathering.

@Grim_Sister

2 жыл бұрын

Or had a roommate they wanted to strangle 🤣

@therussianprincess7036

2 жыл бұрын

I reckon I would be *less* inclined to plot imaginary murders if I hadn’t known the intended victims.

@Grim_Sister

2 жыл бұрын

@@therussianprincess7036 there’s a reason the probability of you getting off’ed in the holiday season rises substantially

@anjetto1

2 жыл бұрын

Don't most people who get murdered get got by someone they already know? Very few murders are stranger danger. Though not none.

@hannahyamauchi839

2 жыл бұрын

OBVIOUSLY Ohkawa's never been to a family gathering he's divorced or suing all of his

The third movie’s antagonist’s design is criminally good for such a trash fire. I’m genuinely offended

@zillafire101

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and the VA does a good job of at least hamming it up from the few lines he does get. Sucks to be in a cult anime and not a real good show.

@bluejay43

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of the character designs in the third movie are good, it's such a shame such cool and unique characters are associated with this cult

@Iddun

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh I’m pumped for that review!!!

@umu-san4414

2 жыл бұрын

He could be a good Gundam villain.

@aliciaabismo1235

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of exactly that.

Can I just say that the forces good featuring Helen Keller, Thomas Edison, and literal angels fighting the forces of evil lead by Hitler, Nietzsche, and a giant war elephant is some of the hardest shit ever.

@onenerd9573

Жыл бұрын

Would make a good metal album cover.

U.S. American right-wingers 🤝 Japanese right-wingers: "How dare you suggest we teach our children about our historical (and ongoing) colonialist atrocities?!"

@micr0d0t97

Жыл бұрын

Everyone knows just nobody cares because all the people who did that stuff is dead and in 2023 days people realize all races have done terrible shit

@razi_man

Жыл бұрын

For real, it gets even worse with the US thought because AT LEAST Japan IS NOT starting wars and literally genociding people in other countries and installing puppet dictators in them.

@beniverson3777

4 ай бұрын

Which ongoing atrocities would those be

"Most run on Windows ME" You missed a perfectly good TempleOS joke there, man!

@mothersbasement

2 жыл бұрын

DAMNIT!

@shanemicah6371

2 жыл бұрын

@@500ccRabbit lol jokes aside. Terry Davis was actually talented.

@anarchomando7707

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothersbasement at least you acknowledge it now might as well add it into a special edition feature or the next video

"Why does the _one_ afterlife punishment Jeffrey Epstein's _not_ getting gotta be so harsh!?" That line, both reading and joke, made me lose my breath from laughter.

@vysharra

2 жыл бұрын

“Bleachigo’s super saiyan love” is what got me.

@xuanluu4873

2 жыл бұрын

@@vysharra which part was that in the video?

@vysharra

2 жыл бұрын

@@xuanluu4873 43:33

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

@@vysharra Thanks

@SuperStar-ss1pn

2 жыл бұрын

Lol jeffteys family and the deceased Democrats vote for him to go to hell

14:10 "It's not clear why they made him blonde and blue-eyed here..." Oh, I think it is, Geoff.

The fact that the fascist emperor wearing a mask before he became an emperor is so funny to me. How did he get away with that?

So, the businessmen making the horrible, literally hell-like by this movie own admission, working conditions on Earth get to go to heaven. But for the people that actually ended up enduring those conditions in life are supposed be perpetually stuck in them because they might have thought badly of their bosses? Making hell is not a sin, but complaining about hell is according to this cult.

@airplanes_aren.t_real

2 жыл бұрын

The level of capitalist apologia is astounding

@goodlookingcorpse

2 жыл бұрын

If you made a joke about "what if a stockbroker made a religion" it would have this.

@SystemBD

2 жыл бұрын

As if "The Market" was not a religion already... But you are onto something here. If you want to create a successful cult, you have to do it in a way that strikes the ego of those you want to attract.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

2 жыл бұрын

This makes the Protestant Work Ethic look borderline socialist by comparison.

@airplanes_aren.t_real

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodlookingcorpse that.... actually sums it up suprisingly well

Ah, yes, the most cruel and evil power in the world, philosophy AND hitler!

@AkasagiPhan

2 жыл бұрын

*Hissler

@azoth6641

2 жыл бұрын

@@AkasagiPhan And Niches.

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

2 жыл бұрын

Akasagi and Cyrus make is sound like a sitcom. 🎶 _Hissler & Niches~~!_ 🎶

@reillycurran8508

2 жыл бұрын

It's especially funny if you actually read Nietzsche and realize he'd have had to have been held back from beating Hisler's ass for being such a confidently pathetic example of a human being.

@bottheskitarii8881

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 I ship them

The explanation of why the girl was totally wrong in ditching her boyfriend destroyed me.

I was in Japan when Rebirth of the Buddha came out, and the story of me trying to watch it is a journey. I was already aware of Happy Science because of one of my professors and because of the Super Friends Hall of Justice-style Happy Science building that I found exploring the town. Me and a few friends were laughing about the movie, and my professor refused to talk about it (but in a coy, cynical kind of way). A friend said she was out shopping when someone approached her and gave her tickets to see the movie. She didn't want to see it but knew that me and another friend would get a kick out of it. However, I couldn't find out where the movie was playing, despite constant TV ads promoting it. The friend who had the tickets said she was given the phone number of a woman (may or may not have been the person she got the tickets from) who could tell us where it was playing. So the friend I was going to see the movie with comes over and phones the woman. She tells my friend where the movie is playing, but asks if we'd go to her house at some point after watching it to talk about what we thought. We're dying of laughter at this point over how fucked up this whole thing is. We see the movie and it was fucking insane, and we spend the next few weeks laughing about how insane it was and how shoddy the animations seemed. We also went on about whether to phone this woman or not, with me backing out on account of not wanting to get roofied by a cultist. My friend doops another friend of ours into going with her to meet this woman, because she needed to see where this was going, and because she definitely didn't want to go alone. They go and see the woman, and relay back to us even more hilarious insanity, though they weren't drugged or lobotomized or anything. To this day, knowing just how wacked out this movie was, my favourite scene is still when Jesus Buddha Okawa sword fights UFO-piloting Darth Vade on elephant-back. The movie's climax and denouement are amazingly bad and yet so wonderfully entertaining.

I don't know what I was expecting, but Nazi China and Aryan-washing of historical figures was not any of them.

@andrejg4136

2 жыл бұрын

I was calling Godom "Shocker China" in the live chat because a lot of early Kamen Rider villains (and some Sentai ones too like the Black Cross Army) have Nazi-eqsue affectations. While it's not quite as blatant in the modern era remakes, the old school Kamen Rider villains still have stupidly on the nose fascist imagery.

@erickamakeeaina1649

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrejg4136 didn't one of them have a Nazi Crocodile?

Will say, the idea that Prayer is part of booting up a piece of Magitech designed to speak with Ghosts sounds like it makes some amount of sense.

@sovietcanuckistanian

2 жыл бұрын

you know if he was a little less self centered, this guy could have had a promising career writing Warhamer 40k lore.

At this point I can't tell whether the evil pastor's spoken "wew wew wew" magic sounds are a joke or actually in the movie.

@theinimitablejora522

Жыл бұрын

I don't either... I surmise they're South Park-sampled, considering I swear I hear Eric Cartman in there, but I dunno...

Dude this is a crime. Why can’t I like a video more than once.

@mothersbasement

Жыл бұрын

Your comment counts as a bonus like

"Aw, crap Earth's conscience is going to clean out the world" this dub LMAOOOOO

@fatemehhajizadehsaffar6882

2 жыл бұрын

That...that was from the actual thing? I thought it was part of the roast

@questionablebackyardmeows

2 жыл бұрын

If it indeed is the actual dub, it would fit the rule of religious media in general: trying to split the difference when a situation is so horrific to comprehend that *only* a full on cluster F bomb, unintelligible screaming panic, or absolute shocked, stunned silence would be believable, valid reactions by anything with emotion at all. That almost always gives you the Dull Surprise trope and/or some of the cheesiest lines ever.

@DAsrada

2 жыл бұрын

Going by the look of it and the presence of reptile-humanoids, I could almost see "Ahh shit, Lavos is waking up" instead.

@anusaukko6792

2 жыл бұрын

Gaia going hard

Fun fact: The whole point of Siddhartha Gautama being the Buddha is that he broke the cycle of reincarnation to which all living beings are subject to through his understanding of the four noble truths (according to Buddhism). Therefore, Buddha can't be reborn as that would contradict a pretty big and important part of Buddhism. Moreover, "Buddha" is a sort of title that means "awaken one" which has been shared by countless individuals through many years. Also, the ultimate goal of Buddhism is to be able to become an enlightened Buddha yourself. So, yeah... El Cantare is a stupid idiot 😅🤭

@BoisegangGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Why care about research when you can just word salad? So much easier.

@LunDruid

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but real Buddhism is hard to monetize.

@easolinas1233

2 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that this guy doesn't know much about theology in general, except a passing surface awareness of "Christians believe this" and "Buddhists believe that" and so on and so forth. His incorporation of both spiritual and material matters into these anime feels like he skimmed wikipedia pages for an overall view with none of the nuance and depth.

@nenmaster5218

2 жыл бұрын

@@easolinas1233 Fun-Fact. Telltale and Genetically modified Sceptic, both famous for their good and funny Cult-Coverage.

@GriffinPilgrim

2 жыл бұрын

As the saying goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

The "Oh crap! Earth's consciousness is going to clean out the world!" moment with the space lizards got me just as good as the space police moment with the very same space lizards in the last video.

35:02 is just... the exact same thing as the plotline in The Room. Parent brings up their cancer diagnosis, it is immediately forgotten. Tommy Wiseau is WAY more charismatic than the Happy Science guy though

@adventureinc.9769

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but you gotta admit that’s a pretty low bar.

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Жыл бұрын

I think I would rather watch The Room than this because at least The Room is funny bad

The literal anime of the sentence “We can make a religion out of this”.

"I'm Helen Keller." WHAT!? NANI!? not even 30 seconds in and it's a gold mine 😆

@whichhatte-persomi

2 жыл бұрын

Best no context opening.

@AimaCox-Zucker

2 жыл бұрын

I was a little sad that she didn't have the accent

@jabari080203

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t breathe because of how hard that made me laugh as soon as I clicked on the video

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264

2 жыл бұрын

Sou ka...

@casperchristiansen2458

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know. Nothing tops Friedrich Neeches.

The emperor's design goes so much harder than it has any right to

Honestly, it really speaks to the music in MHA (and the effect that music can have on a moment that calls for it) that you can put "You Say Run" in a fight with Niches and Hisler versus some high school kid and it actually amps up the intensity by like.... a lot. By way more than it logically should.

“A Yahtzi China trying to invade and conquer Japan” That premise is particularly ironic considering… literally everything about World War 2. Just saying, glass houses and all that.

@jy3n2

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, Happy Science believes none of that happened.

@shmuel00

2 жыл бұрын

The word is ‘inversion’.

The funniest thing about making Nietzsche and Hitler buds is that Wagner and Nietzsche had a massive falling out partly fuelled by Wagner’s anti-semitism so him and Hitler definitely would not have been buds.

@rjmunguia1

2 жыл бұрын

Niches* and Hisler*

@DStecks

2 жыл бұрын

Nietzsche also thought that all the stuff he wrote about God being dead was a bad thing. He was a harsh critic of the Enlightenment, that's why the fascists were drawn to his writings.

@levongevorgyan6789

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, poor guy got his worked coopted. Same as Darwin.

@NeostormXLMAX

Жыл бұрын

@@DStecks nietzsche was also a massive hack who deserved every thing he got for his blatant plagiarism of Schopenhauer, Stirner, and other religious texts citing them as his own

@TheBonkleFox

Жыл бұрын

@@DStecks I don't remember the full of it but wasn't nietzsche *lamenting* the state of religion at the time?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks the masked evil emperor has the best voice in all the movies so far.

@bottheskitarii8881

2 жыл бұрын

No, you're not the only one

What gets me the most about The Mystical Laws is that in terms of narrative function, there is *no reason* to have aliens in this movie at all. What would change if Leika Chan was just a super intelligent weaponry developer who realised she'd got in over her head and fled Godom to help the rebellion? What do the Reptalions and Utika actually *contribute?* The answer is NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY, SIR. also can you imagine how many fangirls Utika would have if these movies were more mainstream

Well this has been a fucking trip. Fun story: I suffer from a chronic pain disorder and, after watching the first video in the middle of a flareup, I fell asleep and dreamed that alien smoke monsters were causing my pain. They even looked like bad CGI in my dream. So I guess the movies work a tiny bit?

@jjaystar94

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, did I fall asleep and forget I wrote this post??? Note: I dreamt I was aphrodite in my dream but still. Flare and watching this and bam- happy science dream

I literally made stovetop popcorn for this. 10/10 did not disappoint.

@mothersbasement

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes aside, that's actually insanely flattering!

@auraemerald8434

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothersbasement I don’t have any popcorn rn, does Instant Noodles suffice?

@nickfulson186

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothersbasement I have chicken pot pie, is that ok?

@statesminds

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickfulson186 that sounds amazing especially when it's chilly outside

@crimsonmask2648

2 жыл бұрын

Screw it entire thanksgiving feast just for this video.

As an English / Language Arts teacher and special educator, I really appreciated your direct appeal for media literacy at the end. Many of the students I work with unfortunately prove susceptible to conspiracy theories and disinformation, and I consider these kinds of skills to be just as -- if not more -- important to my students being meaningfully engaged with the world. Will they need to know how to write a resume and get a job? Yes, occasionally. But they will also be immersed in media EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. And we've seen what toxic disinformation can do with especial clarity in the last few years. So thanks, Geoff.

@maca76

Жыл бұрын

also a Language teacher, and i hate people wanting us to teach only "useful" stuff, when literature and media are constantly used against people, i think its more useful to teach that a fun movie can be propaganda than to learn stuff they can learn on the internet, because also learn how to use the internet to their advantage and not be easily manipulated should be taught

@freewilly1193

Жыл бұрын

​@@maca76your comment doesn't come across as a language teacher, but I will let it slide because this video is as mind altering as I can imagine.

@maca76

Жыл бұрын

@@freewilly1193 idk what gives you that impression, if its grammar english is my third language so that may be

@catsandcavies1759

11 ай бұрын

because English is the only language? LOL@@freewilly1193

Lowkey surprised that the Sadboi Sith Nazi doesn’t actually have cat heads as his symbol instead of swastikas when he seems custom-made to be a devotee of Catboy Satan. What a missed opportunity on the part of Happy Science. 🐱 😈

@benthomason3307

2 жыл бұрын

I'm actually upset at how cool a villain he is.

Ngl I was kind of hoping it would be revealed that nietzsche was the one possessing fake Buddha and he was just going to become a recurring villian in the Happy Science cinematic universe. I'm very disappointed.

@twinkiesmaster69

2 жыл бұрын

And he always get discovered, because no matter what incarnation he just yells "GOD IS DEAD" when hes really happy and the protagonist hear him

@fireboy312002

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@crazyluigi6664

2 жыл бұрын

*Niches ;)

@almond3066

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the happy science cinematic universe Or as I call it, the HSCU

@fernandotrevinocastro1018

2 жыл бұрын

Dude having nieche as a "team rocket" recurrent villan would have been the coolest

You know what? I think if someone tries to ASSASSINATE YOU I think it's fair game to design the bad guy in your cult anime after them. Like everything else Happy Science does feels insane and out of touch with reality, but that much at least just feels like a proportionate revenge.

@anarchomando7707

2 жыл бұрын

Fair counterpoint they're only slightly different in terms of dangerous

@grahamcarpenter5135

2 жыл бұрын

@@anarchomando7707 Yeah, I mean...the Happy Science guy didn't try to flood the Tokyo subways with sarin, but it's not like he deserves brownie points for that.

@levongevorgyan6789

2 жыл бұрын

Plus that's the guy that killed people in an orchestrated terrorist attack, he's an ultimate villain in real life.

@ava_marie_v

2 жыл бұрын

@JAMS Dream I wouldn't put it past them, though...

@Kwatcher100

2 жыл бұрын

@@ava_marie_v They just realized there’s more money to be made by not bombing or poisoning people.

"How much cultural references can we stick into our cult?" The Leader: Yes

@nenmaster5218

2 жыл бұрын

Fun-Fact. Telltale and Genetically modified Sceptic, both famous for their good and funny Cult-Coverage.

6:33 that “come on!” From “Margaret thatcher” never fails to leave me in tears like what on earth prompted that response?! Why’s she so mad? And why’s she taking it out on some random Japanese cultists? So many questions

@irissmith3003

8 күн бұрын

She isn't getting her bottle of the blood of the working class

One big thing I've never understood about depictions of Hell like this, is why do the most evil people control Hell? Hell is supposed to be a punishment, the more evil you are the more you're punished. But, according to 90% of the depictions of Hell, if you're evil enough then you get to call the shots and do whatever you want. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of it?

@MisterPudd

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because they wantt to equate power=evil. That being said, it also doesnt help that when you base hell around the biblical version, god just gets thrown into a negative light since he essentially just sends ppl to hell for the fun of it.

@erickamakeeaina1649

2 жыл бұрын

Supernatural atleast did a fairly reasonable version of it, you get to be a powerful demon but the process involves being brutally tortured/painfully morphed into a Demon

@treacherousjslither6920

2 жыл бұрын

Well if a good guy is running hell, how can he torture people for eternity and still be a good guy? No one deserves to suffer forever no matter what they've done. Why is there no redemption in the afterlife? Why is there an afterlife at all? Why does anyone believe any of this nonsense?

@MisterPudd

2 жыл бұрын

@@treacherousjslither6920 weve only been told that hell is full off eternal suffering through the church. Plus us as humans naturally want to feel like those that sinned like murdered or raped should suffer for their actions yet the church also says if you ask to repent before you die, youll be able to go to heaven so... honestly nobody rlly knows what goes on after you die so meh

@abdAlmajedSaleh

2 жыл бұрын

NO human has any control in Islam

I just wanna say that naming the obvious allegory to the United States' only Black president 'Tom Bucks' is actually mighty fucked up.

@somedragonbastard

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, why? I mean, I don't doubt it at all, I just don't know the reason

@almond3066

2 жыл бұрын

@@somedragonbastard I think it might be a reference to the offensive term "uncle Tom"

@somedragonbastard

2 жыл бұрын

@@almond3066 true

@typacsk

2 жыл бұрын

@@almond3066 "Buck" has also been used historically as a general term for black men (and Indians), although I don't hear it much today, even from actual racists.

@F1areon

2 жыл бұрын

@@typacsk IIRC in slave auctions, male and female slaves were referred to as "bucks" and "does" to dehumanize them to potential buyers.

6:30 " Come on! " - Margaret Thatcher

Ive listened to these videos so many times going to sleep im lowkey worried ill wake up one day being a full-fledged HS member… only Neeches can save me now I fear

True story: TLDR: This group came to my country when I was a kid, tried to indoctrinate me (and friends) into their group, but fortunately failed. Years later, I came to Japan and was shocked to find out I am studying in the University their leader graduated from xD Part 1: When I was about 8-9 years old in India, this group came to my society (in India we call a group of apartment buildings a society), and showed us “Rebirth of Buddha”, and introduced us to Ryuho Okawa (leader of Happy Science group), a supposed reincarnation of Buddha. Being impressionable kids, we loved the movie about a reincarnated buddha shooting beams and stuff from his palms and destroying evil and what-not. After the movie they even dared to tell us that it’s based on real life events about Ryuho Okawa xD Anyway we were handed a bunch of sutras to recite daily in the morning, and admittedly I did for a few days lol. They also gave us some easy-to-follow books about recollections of real people having experienced near-death experiences and witnessing Buddha. I don’t remember the details anymore but the stories were quite captivating to me back then. The group told us they would shortly build a temple and looking for volunteers to help the poor (probably just a cover for their cult stuff), and some kids (myself included) were looking forward to it. Anyhow, their activities were discovered and the group was flagged and sent back to Japan, so I escaped whatever indoctrination into their cult they had planned xD Part 2: More than a decade later, I arrived in Japan for my master’s education. I didn’t recall much of this incident and the group’s name, yet somehow I remembered Okawa’s face immediately when I saw a pamphlet of his circulating around while I was cycling in Tokyo. Digging into it, I rediscovered Happy Science and was shocked to find out they had a number of offices all over Tokyo, and were a major presence. More shockingly, Ryuho Okawa is an alumnus of the University that I was studying in 😂 damn interesting turn of events xD Part 3: I graduated from Uni and started working recently, and moved into a sharehouse. Was just chilling with some sharemates in the common area, and a guy (as a joke) wanted to introduce me to Japanese religions and handed me a poster of Happy Science group, asking if I was interested. Needless to say he was shocked to learn about my experience, and we had a good laugh about the whole thing lol

@JamesTheCelestial

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely incredible

@chbend

2 жыл бұрын

that is awesome!

@avigailpekelman8239

2 жыл бұрын

You lived on a society?

@warpspeedscp

2 жыл бұрын

@@avigailpekelman8239 yes, he lived in a soceity.

@XSilver_WaterX

2 жыл бұрын

Live strong and wise bro, here in the states I pulled a few strings and sent a few missionaries to an unknown island in the south Atlantic. They DID genuinely threaten me to break into my bank account and scam a local church to hate me. Never attack something you know won't work, especially to those who know the market. Even the Black and Criminal.

Can we talk about the "I'll give you Africa" line? Did they plan to eradicate the entire population of the African continent or are we "just" talking about colonialism 2.0? And how can she be cool with this and still be super space buddha's main love interest? I have so many questions?

@theeccentrictripper3863

2 жыл бұрын

They're the good guys and they have alien technology, I assume they'd just clear out the Congo or something and set up shop.

@wuschelfloke7690

2 жыл бұрын

@@theeccentrictripper3863 that doesn't make me feel better! I'm half Congolese!

@theeccentrictripper3863

2 жыл бұрын

@@wuschelfloke7690 That should make you feel way better, they develop a huge chunk of uninhabited jungle and provide the Congo with advanced alien technology, the Congo Empire will last a thousand years

@jeweledmoon5567

2 жыл бұрын

@@theeccentrictripper3863 so they'll eradicate a large swath of some of the most biodiverse land on the planet? That ain't good either.

@braindavidgilbert3147

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they are incredibly racist so…

“next is the hell of the inescapable pit, an office complex where demons force people to work really long shifts at really cramped desks as a punishment for those who envied happy and successful people and tried to bring them down.” damn, up until that last part, they were so close to actually saying something based about capitalism/modern japan/the anime industry

44:30 The stupid song: "There is one and only one sun in the sky." The stars: "Are we a joke to you!?"

I was watching this past midnight and then I head the Thomas Edison “Mary had a little lamb”. I then couldn’t sleep for a few hours.

@mothersbasement

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to do that to ya

"If everyone believed in reincarnation we'd have world peace" they say, casually ignoring the history of every Hindu, Buddhist, and Sikh society, including Japan.

@jamesharding3459

2 жыл бұрын

**Nanking-denialism intensifies**

@Extinctanimals22

2 жыл бұрын

Even when you leave the religions that originate in India you find lot's with rules about why being terrible is not okay. Hasn't stopped members of the other world's religions.

@Mayurbhedru

2 жыл бұрын

@@Extinctanimals22 other religion thinks prohibition works.

@PineappleLiar

2 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like a lot of people struggle to weigh short term benefits to their long terms costs, so that when a religion tries to make someone act morally at risk of a very bad result that’s a long time off, it fails to be effective.

The fact that someone thought it was a good Idea to dub this in English makes it so much funnier.

@loturzelrestaurant

Жыл бұрын

Crazies get roasted all the time by 'Some More News'. Ted Cruz, Uvalde, Droughts, and all the Weirdness you could ever wish for is covered.

@jy3n2

Жыл бұрын

And the last one, they apparently told everyone to talk like Captain Kirk.

Damn I Feel Bad To Siddhartha Gautama, He Spent All His Life To Not Get Reincarnated Againt Only To Reincarnated Againt as Ryuho Okawa

The Catface covering the Swastika in all the scenes had me dying. These movies are insane. Learning one crazy cult leader tried to have another assassinated is wild.

@christopherb501

2 жыл бұрын

If their tactics weren't so dangerous to innocent bystanders and their flocks I almost wish they'd try more often.

"If everyone knew about reincarnation, we'd have world peace, because then we'd realise we all knew each other already, and we wouldn't want to kill people we know!" The people at Happy Science clearly haven't met my coworkers.

@Videokirby

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that, for an anime, they seem to have missed a lot of the anime plots where two people reincarnate to murder eachother repeatedly.

@isapu1948

2 жыл бұрын

Don't people find it easier to kill people they know and hate than perfect strangers?

@hahano4281

2 жыл бұрын

All I’m hearing is I could potentially kill Tim from HR an infinite number of times

@bowenorcutt78

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: some samurai that converted to Buddhism gave up on fighting because they didn't see a point in it. Anyone they killed would just reincarnate later. Clearly those ones didn't consider the potential benefits of the flip side.

@lemeres2478

2 жыл бұрын

As someone that deals with people in abusive relationships, I can tell you this- you are much, much more likely to be killed by someone you know. And all because you got into a shitty argument about that time 6 months ago when she slept with your friend, and how you smashed her car windshield (but that was totally justified because she threw out your 8 track tapes). Making everyone remember EVERYTHING seems like a guaranteed way to have people go for an eternal blood battle hell.

39:43 "a mysterious girl who's also been reported missing" Wait does he know who she is or not? She's mysterious but also a widely known missing person XD

"Mr.Einstein you're the god of science, the best scientist ever!" "No, that's not true." *An ad plays*

@loturzelrestaurant

Жыл бұрын

Crazies get roasted all the time by 'Some More News'. Ted Cruz, Droughts, and all the Weirdness you could ever wish for is covered.

The fact that heaven is a gated community sounds like something an ex stockbroker would create

@bepisthescienceman4202

2 жыл бұрын

The light at the end has been privatised

@falloutghoul1

2 жыл бұрын

@@bepisthescienceman4202 Heaven's zoning laws prohibit the creation of multi-family living arrangements.

@kiricappuchin

Жыл бұрын

NFTbro heaven

@NeostormXLMAX

Жыл бұрын

so karl marx?

@jackmakila3776

Жыл бұрын

@@NeostormXLMAX ?

The "I'm Helen Keller" almost made me spit out my drink. I was caught completely off guard. That was gold

@johnturtle6649

8 ай бұрын

If AMV Hell hasn't used this yet, I consider it an act of plot crime.

Okay... I know in the last video I said that alien catboy Satan was the best version of Satan, but I only just now learned about the Nietzsche Devil, so you'll undoubtably understand the predicament I'm in.

I'm a big fan of the reaction to newscasters saying, "UFOs are appearing all across the world!" Is the mother deadpanning, "There's been a lot of strange news lately"