Honestly, shoutout to B99 for shedding light on trauma many young men and women experience. Wario does cheat and therefore, he is the worst.

@CarysLibri

Жыл бұрын

Lololololol! The fertility struggles definitely pale in the relatability factor when compared to the ubiquitous battle raged by humankind against with Wario.

@bbbackrooms

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it sucks

@M_LikesToStab

Жыл бұрын

This is why I never play against Wario

@getblacked1351

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@suhasinisingh2330

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I like how it took Holt 3 months to finally avoid the trashbag

@Tschudenizer

Жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 That may be. But this is KZread, not Youtub.

@water5210

Жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 If you're the most famous person on youtube then I'm the King of Norway

@LEOODARTHVADER2

Жыл бұрын

@@water5210 ALL HAIL THE KING

@generalmadgus9551

Жыл бұрын

but only a few days to learn some Russian XD

@edwardsimpson119

Жыл бұрын

@@water5210 Deres Majestet

The best part of this whole video was Captain Holt--learning a new language, training that dog, stopping before the guy throws out the trash.

@wildste

Жыл бұрын

I agree, obviously the focus on Jake and Amy trying to have a baby is good, but I really like seeing Holt slowly build up a relationship with the coffee lady and the dog

@Minecraftrok999

Жыл бұрын

And just stopping for that trash bag took him the longest😂

@johanlorentzon4963

Жыл бұрын

Montage

@nishanthnagaraj6603

Жыл бұрын

Officer* Holt

@vasvoljenistanoje8925

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why he did not give that guy a ticket. Throwing trash at people has to be illegal, right? Hahaha

I do like that they pointed out how difficult it can be for some couples, but the stress surrounding the scheduling and such can actually make it even harder to conceive

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

Yup, that's the ironic part for sure. They do all these things to improve the odds and decrease stress, only to end up getting stressed out by trying to keep to the schedule. Then they likely stop trying so hard and she'll get pregnant!

@dot9523

Жыл бұрын

I heard of a woman who went from zero to six kids in the span of like two years because of this. If I recall correctly, she’d been trying to get pregnant for a long time, gave up, and applied to adopt. She adopted two or three kids that I think were siblings, then shortly after became pregnant with triplets. Not long after she gave birth she got pregnant again with twins or triplets. It’s funny how these things play out sometimes

@CybersteelEx

Жыл бұрын

Also microplastics

@QuestionableLifeChoices

Жыл бұрын

Dude seriously. It's like, as soon as a schedule gets broken out, you've already shot yourself in the foot

@KryptonKr

Жыл бұрын

@@dot9523 Okay, you heard this story about a woman. So, you don’t know this woman personally. Your story isn’t as credible since the source is questionable but alright

I LOVE the fast recap of Holt getting his street known

@eKalb33

Жыл бұрын

I love that he learned a new language before he learned to avoid the garbage bag.

"I'm just saying that Wario cheats... It's a.. stupid game" Andy's delivery of that line is absolutely impeccable.

@E_FoxSnowspirit

Жыл бұрын

TRUE!

@thoro1932

10 ай бұрын

It came straight from the heart

@jankraakman296

9 ай бұрын

@@thoro1932 from my experiences its peach who always cheats

@y2kpinkbby

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gotta love how conceiving works: "Want kids?" "Nope" "Well, now you've got em" "Want kids?" "Yeah" "Too bad"

@harrismazari5484

Жыл бұрын

Not sure what will ahppen when we try for our second baby. I dont want another and my wife wants one.

@koenigseggdubstep9837

Жыл бұрын

@@harrismazari5484 compromise. Adopt.

@harrismazari5484

Жыл бұрын

@@koenigseggdubstep9837 I have already suggested that we should go for an adoption (because the world is already overpopulated)

@benjaminpadilla1464

Жыл бұрын

​@@harrismazari5484 Overpopulated ? Ok Bill Gates. Start with yourself. Selfish asshat

@AliRaza-lg7sv

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminpadilla1464 agreed adopting is probably the most selfish thing one can do. You should definitely reproduce we need more high IQ people like you on the planet.

The pills falling out of Jake's mouth makes me laugh every time

@chickenchopper6207

Жыл бұрын

So gullible, cuz nothing funny about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@hendrikwirtz8418

Жыл бұрын

@@chickenchopper6207 Gullible is the wrong word here. Btw. over 2,3K people also think it's funny.

@g.e.n.e.r.i.c4988

Жыл бұрын

@@chickenchopper6207 learn what gullible means before u say it

@King_SPL

Жыл бұрын

you’re pretty easy to make laugh

@hendrikwirtz8418

Жыл бұрын

@@King_SPL Sometimes that is true.

Amy had me in 0.5 seconds 😂

@CreepDestroyer

Жыл бұрын

The thumbnail of this video had me cause it reminded me of the video

@ets227

Ай бұрын

real 😊

Tbh, it’s tough. I sympathize w/Amy & Jake. Took almost a year for my wife & me for child #1, and we’re luckier than a lot of people. We didn’t go quite as scheduling crazy as Amy, but we did calendar it out, and watch what we ate, and I did change to boxers. It was work, but sooo worth it. Love this show & the realism within the humor. Very relatable.

@Raumes513

Жыл бұрын

I know of a couple that did all that for literal years to no success and now they have two! As corny as it sounds I think sometimes nature influences us. It’s kind of how like people who don’t want to lead are normally the best to lead. The parents that try and try (in my life experience and opinion) tend to be the best parents. Committed to having a wholesome, loving and caring family. Congrats to you two!

@tuyenhoang5546

Жыл бұрын

I know couples so stressed that they broke up and divorced bc of no kid. Very difficult thing to be in

@Rob-hb7wh

Жыл бұрын

Did you call it "ud" too?

@rajkdeo

Жыл бұрын

year and a half inclusive of three miscarriages. my daughter is the most amazing thing in my life.

@JacobLantz

Жыл бұрын

@@rajkdeo that is super tough! Soo glad to hear that your struggles eventually turned into a treasure 💖.

"swallow 35 vitamins each" I mean I guess that's one way to set the mood 😂👍

@streakermaximus

Жыл бұрын

Amy undoes one button...

"You named them Claire!" is one of my favourite things of that entire season 😂

@beckhampang191

Жыл бұрын

How is that the point anyway in that conversation.

Amy loves charts, files, lamination, BINDER more than anything else 😂😂 Next comes Nicotine and Jake!!

@rosin_eater

Жыл бұрын

i like how nicotine comes first💀

@anandsingh2488

Жыл бұрын

This amy would have been better for Sheldon

@James-dn2hu

Жыл бұрын

In that order.

@herecomeslightning6068

Жыл бұрын

AND numbers!

@water5210

Жыл бұрын

@@herecomeslightning6068 numbers can’t give you a child, Amy

it’s crazy how some people genuinely have to plan out and work so hard to get pregnant like this meanwhile others it just happens by accident and it’s almost always the people who want it the most that have the hardest time and the ones who want it the least that have the easiest time. oh the irony of life

@lando1224

Жыл бұрын

Literally. I was conceived even with birth control and protection was involved😂

@ahnaftahmid7811

Жыл бұрын

@@lando1224 there's like literally 0.01% chance of that happening bro.........either that or someone messed with the protection and birth control.

@lando1224

Жыл бұрын

@@ahnaftahmid7811 yeah dude it’s crazy 😂 could be right maybe crappy protection or something

@thechaincarver1

Жыл бұрын

@@lando1224 That's some intense determination lol

@notforsaletoday1895

Жыл бұрын

@@lando1224 All it takes is a safety pin in a condom.

In 3 months Holt learned a new language and trained a dog based on a single encounter each day... and yet he just barely managed to avoid a bag of trash.

@memeboi6017

3 ай бұрын

Was like 5 actually going off the calendar.

@shoyuramenoff

Ай бұрын

Tbh, as someone with autism, that's the best metaphor of what autism is lmao.

@memeboi6017

Ай бұрын

@@shoyuramenoff real

Jake: "No more nachos? Even if they are in a novelty baseball helmet?" Amy: "No!" Jake: "Woah... this is serious." Jake's man-child reasoning always gets me . Ahahahhaha!

@glados4765

Жыл бұрын

Unironically using the term 'man child' in 2022.

@Jehty_

Жыл бұрын

@@glados4765 you are still using the word "unironically"? Man, you are streets behind.

@garryrichardson4572

Жыл бұрын

@@glados4765 I fail to understand your problem with the term man-child. I would love to be enlightened by your wisdom of the time.

@YellowFlash34

Жыл бұрын

@@glados4765 whats wrong with the term man-child? It describes jake’s personality

@Fractured_Unity

Жыл бұрын

@@glados4765 Unironically trying to call someone’s language outdated is ironically outdated

I love how Holt slowly has a thicker outfit with a puffer coat and then a hat, and he gets friendlier with thee dog and learns Russian

For all that didn’t know, she was actually pregnant in this episode and this was the way they were trying to work it into the script

@memeboi6017

3 ай бұрын

Gotta admit, gave us a little baby faced Jake Jr. So I’m not complaining…

The delivery of "WARIO CHEATS!!!!" with the abrupt cut back got me good.

un-related but "YOU NAMED THEM CLAIRE" is my favorite thing rosas ever said right next two "what kind of woman doesnt have an ax"

Amy : "Also no more video games because the cause stress and raise your heart rate" Jake : "More stress the being a police officer" Amy : " Jake I have seen you play Mario party" Jake : "WARIO CHEATS"

@svsps

Жыл бұрын

I’m just saying that Wario cheats…stupid game…

@olafbaran4363

Жыл бұрын

League of legends can do that

@mickyguy157

Жыл бұрын

that is a fantastic transcription of what the characters said in the video clip

@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, mario party is a high stress inducing game. I speak from facts and watching others

@ramitgupta6517

Жыл бұрын

@@svsps I was going to write that but it was just too long

Holt learning Russian language and training the dog was actually hilarious. Man had a GOAL

@Lembitvar

9 ай бұрын

His russian isn't bad tho

I like how the guinea pigs are somehow related to Jake and Amy trying to have a baby.

@memeboi6017

3 ай бұрын

It’s a contrast, very intentional writing wise, this entire episode has an overarching idea of fertility powering it. The Guinea pigs are incredibly fertile, which provides narrative contrast to Jake and Amy’s lack of luck.

Holt's perfect timing, Rosa and Boyle's crazy baby situation and Jake and Amy's struggling to even have one baby and do it at the right time. The writers of this show are geniuses.

Holt’s Russian accent is so funny and cute!

@wagnersteve8118

Жыл бұрын

How you doing Nareh

@alekseyl172

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

I love this scene and all the alternating storylines. It's paced so perfectly.

0:48 always makes me laugh

Love the running joke of Jake having trouble whenever he plays against Wario.😂 Also, wow that’s a lot of Guinea pigs.😮

i like how accurate they got it for a lot of couples when it comes to baby making, especially with a partner with OCD

as a new yorker im effing CRACKING UP at "stupid bloomberg and his soda ban" 😭😂

The "Stop, hammer time" is honestly extremely fun lol

Love the subtle detail of them just defaulting to "uhd" the more tired they get

WARIO CHEATS!!!

Thanks to great editing, this shows comedic timing is on point!

Jake and Amy's plot was great but Charles and Rosa with all the Claire guinea pigs was so funny, I was choking watching them 😂😂😂

Thanks for not giving up, Mom & Dad, love you both!

@mareezy

Жыл бұрын

Lolol

@mareezy

Жыл бұрын

Why the name Mac though? You came up with that?

@Aukejorrit

Жыл бұрын

@@mareezy jake and amy did?

@mareezy

Жыл бұрын

@@Aukejorrit oooo ok. That's what I was wondering. Thank u for letting me know

@fashionablechangeling1988

Жыл бұрын

@@mareezy short for McClane

Amy had me in 0.25 seconds.

Captain Holt living his routine like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

I will miss that show so much. I Imagine a spin-off where we follow Jake's life as a father at home. ☺️

@m_razeen_g

Жыл бұрын

I will pay good money to see that

@EpicDestr0yer

6 ай бұрын

Family nine nine

@memeboi6017

3 ай бұрын

Or a special where old mafiosos take over his neighborhood and has to go full die hard.

Rest in peace, Andre Braugher.

“Despite the absurdity of his circumstance, one must imagine Holt happy.” -Albert Camus, “The Myth of Holt”

“Faucet’s on, let’s UD”

3:22 makes me LOL every time! 🤣

This is a perfect representation of how you shouldn’t overplan/overthink things and let things organically happen.

@melissasaint3283

Жыл бұрын

Getting pregnant is really hard for some people, and they *have* to try to track ovulation, take their temperature daily and boost their chances in all kinds of ways-- like the man switching to looser underwear or even looser pants. The stress of it all can throw a wrench into the works, yes...but the couples who do this stuff irl aren't just "overthinking it""....in general they have already been more casually "trying" for a year or two, and doctors advise them to be more deliberate and careful. Some of them have already gone through a barrage of tests to determine if all the internal equipment is working correctly (mostly pretty simple if you're a man but some are more challenging and less pleasant as a woman) And it really can be hard for them to jump through all these fiery hoops, and then see other people conceive while barely trying.

@KingNORTH2020

Жыл бұрын

@@melissasaint3283 I can imagine that the actual scientific process is quite complex with the scheduling and everything and honestly props to women for even going through any of that because as a dude, no thanks. If of course I was in a relationship that is going through the process of trying I’m on full support mode 😂. My original comment wasn’t trying to mock them for doing it by the book, I was simply stating that people who overthink things barely see results rather the two people who hooked up got pregnant just on a whim. Call it irony

@melissasaint3283

Жыл бұрын

@@KingNORTH2020 Not being stressed out is definitely very important!...But it often has more to do with overall health, age and body chemistry. For an example of the later, we now know that some of the time, a woman's body will essentially help block pregnancy from occuring because her immune system doesn't like something about his DNA... If so, they will have to boost their chances a lot to get past the goalie. Other times, they're not genetically very compatible, and the rates of pregnancy are lower/chances of early miscarriage are higher,possibly because their chances of producing a child with a series genetic/congenital problem are higher. And if either of them has a series autoimmune issue, it needs to be diagnosed and treated. That can make things a lot harder. But stress can definitely contribute. It's not uncommon for couples who tried very hard for years to conceive later when they're not trying, and the overall stress in their lives is lower... sometimes when they've adopted or are fostering a child!

@KingNORTH2020

Жыл бұрын

@@melissasaint3283 stress to me is one of the worst things that blocks someone’s natural systems. So I can definitely see that being a huge problem in getting pregnant. I gotta know now are you a nurse, doctor, or have you or someone you’ve known gotten pregnant because you seem to be a Wikipedia page of knowledge on the matter and I love it 😄

@DearReaderReadAloud

Жыл бұрын

@@melissasaint3283 That happened to me I think. I remember saying "Let's give up for now" and then finding out I was pregnant about a month later haha!

That ending gets me everytime 😂

“I’ve seen you play Mario Party” In his defense…

It’s so strange, there are people who can’t stop having children on accident, and people who can’t seem to purposely have them.

We need a compilation of all Amy loses it a Scully and/or Hitchcock

This was such a good show! One of my favorites! I miss it!

My experience is the less you try to get pregnant, the more likely it happens. My wife was told that, due to her PCOS, it was unlikely that we would be able to conceive. So we adopted a dog. Then we moved to a new city and bought a house. Then she got pregnant - BAM - just like that and without any warning. Five years later, just as we started the process for adopting a human child (0/10 would NOT recommend), she got pregnant again! So, to recap, my wife couldn't get pregnant, and now we have two children and five grandchildren.

@this_katharsis2227

Жыл бұрын

tf is this npc comment

@herpderpnarwhals1996

Жыл бұрын

I have PCOS and this just gave me hope.

@badbiker666

Жыл бұрын

@@herpderpnarwhals1996 Not only that, but our younger daughter has the same condition as her mom, just not as bad. She had a daughter two years ago, my third granddaughter. She and her husband discussed having more children. My daughter wanted two more, SIL wanted only one more. Not an argument, just a discussion. Then my daughter got pregnant. Yayyyy! Everyone's happy. Four weeks ago, she gave birth to my TWIN grandsons. Her doctor said that the PCOS likely contributed to her releasing two eggs simultaneously and both getting fertilized and therefore - fraternal twins. So, no. Don't give up hope. I wish you the best. (And yes, my daughter is deliriously happy. Or that could be the lack of sleep!)

@Snigdha2409

Жыл бұрын

Why would you not recommend adopting a child??

@catatonicsaltnjagger

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Listening to your story just made my day! I was recently diagnosed too and the doctors had the same verdict. Hoping to get deliriously happy someday (Irregardless of the sleep or lack thereof) 😅

I LOVE this episode

1:26 bruh as a russian I didn't expect to hear russian language 😂😂😂 we stan 2:47 HOLT SPEAKING RUSSIAN IS SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED

Holt adapting to his surroundings is my favorite thing

Has to be the quickest time of someone trying to suduc3 someone 😂. Jake got turned on in less than a second

No matter howmany time I watch i don't get over of it

Wario does cheat though…

this whole scene is great

0:47 Not only this is how Jake Peralta plays Mario Party, but I think this is also how Andy Samburg plays any Mario game when he loses. 😅

@arturocastroverde3349

Жыл бұрын

Andy Samberg could've been a good option for playing mario

"Its you, my toothless Cinderella"

how he mumbles on mario is just comedic genius

This is a true thing young couples should know. The more the woman gets stressed with conceiving, the harder it can get. That's the real reason why, as a family member, you should stop asking "when is the baby coming". If they dont want one right now, you'll just be annoying; if they are actually trying unsuccesfully, you can make things worse

@theanadevine

Жыл бұрын

Ok you’re literally blaming fertility issues on women’s feelings. That is unscientific, untrue, and sexist. Folks we got a KZread comments hat trick right here.

@manuellarodrigues4386

Жыл бұрын

​@@theanadevine he is right stress can make it harder

Amy had me in 0.2 seconds

Man,this was a great show!

Love how chaotic this episode is

RIP CAPTAIN HOLT

Rip Capital Holt😔

I love this episode

Man i love this show. Wish we could see more heists

I can only wonder why I'm not surprised Cpt. Holt learned a new language to at least conversational level to talk with a lady he meets once in his whole day.

Captain Holt speaking Russian is gold

RIP Captain Holt.

"Let's UD." You don't get much sexier than that.

the only thing is i honestly think holt knows Russian but still hilarious

Still mad at the fact they didn't end b99 on season 9 episode 9.

What an incredible show!😆

Is the Holt street scene supposed to remind us of the 80s game Paperboy? Because the way the dog jumps out and that guy yelled "Sorry!" and even the music seems similar, it's cracking me up!

"Stop….Hammer time!"……😂😂😂😂

RIP Captain

"you named them Claire" is still one of my top 5 jokes in B99, even though it is so simple and stupid...

I’m crying 😂 he really putt all those vitamins in his mouth lol.

Jake's recurring hatred towards Wario will never not be funny

YOU NAMED THEM CLAIRE!!! This is why Boil is my favorite!!!

0:24 Amy: Well you can always shorten it to U.D. or *UD* Jake(In the deepest voice imaginable): Yeah, I don’t wanna do that. Lol

So let’s just say this was me for the last 18 months. Scheduling, seeing doctors, avoiding alcohol etc just so i could conceive and it didn’t freaking work😂 I almost thought maybe I wasn’t meant to have kids and kinda just went back to my old habits only for the misses to tell me (just last week) that she’s six weeks pregnant😂😂😂 Imagine, after 18 failed months of stress and frustration, i honestly genuinely get how Amy feels. To make matters worse, everyone around me kept having babies and I’m even the Godparent of a few but thankfully, I’m about to have mine and all i can say is that I’m thankful. Update: She’s 14 weeks and 4 days gone.

@chipotlemayo

Жыл бұрын

Congrats, that's quite the journey you had.

Oh! He’s saying ‘Wario cheats!’ I always thought he was saying ‘Wario Jeez!’

This is relatable. The ladies have apps to calculate some of these intangibles. Nice job Andy Sandberg .

As soon as you stop "trying" it happens lol

Hammer Time 🤣🤣🤣

Jake seems like what luke from Modern Family would be, if he were a detective.

Amy pointing out how Mario party stresses Jake out reminded me of most of Poofsure's videos.

The key to getting pregnant is not stressing yourself out and changing routines, because that’s what will cause hormonal changes, which could make it harder to conceive.

I Love Every. Single. One. Of. Them.🤓❣️

"Uterine deposit"😂😂😂😂

There's so much character development in 3min 47 secs

Girl ran her numbers 😂

Sorry, but Amy undoing one button and Jake going "faucet's on, let's UD" is VERY VERY mood.

This show will always be hilarious and also true . When you want a kid it's like the universe is like "nah" After 3 years of trying my lady and I had our son , but it was a rough try .

“The perfect for the human man”LMAO

Thanku for potraying the struggle

The trick to get pregnant in one go- do not intend to get pregnant.