"our ceilings are crumbling, but aren't we all?" This hit harder than my mothers slipper

@koujiomegawolf7779

2 жыл бұрын

that hit harder than my dresser when I stub my toe on it

@MassWonderFC

2 жыл бұрын

Hit harder than my dad when i failed english

@nikel3561

2 жыл бұрын

Some mf made a hole in our ceiling with a football

@monokuma7746

2 жыл бұрын

It's also not true at all

@punkrockjoanofarc

2 жыл бұрын

Hit harder than when I hit my knee on my guitar amp

"That chill in the air? Yes, that's the ghosts of children's past!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@itme6332

2 жыл бұрын

In my house a little girl died😔 and her ghost hauntes my house

@InsufficientYarsago

2 жыл бұрын

@@itme6332 cool

@oliviabowens1015

2 жыл бұрын

WILLIAM AFTON

@dave-69

2 жыл бұрын

@@oliviabowens1015 ?

@ahmadh8350

2 жыл бұрын

@@itme6332 yoy need someone expert about ghost and spirits 😁

“Our desks are set up to allow collaboration” Introverts:👁💧👄💧👁 why…

@CountryhumanLunaria

Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way

@nizzybee60

Жыл бұрын

Like why do they do this??? I don't want to talk to the b*****s next to me!!!!

@Alex.5356

Жыл бұрын

@@nizzybee60 true

@leoplays8118

Жыл бұрын

Ambiverts would love this!

@bxddybee3983

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking exactly that. Why. Just why. 😢

As a British child going to school I am proud to say I still fall asleep in those chairs

@Dictatorturtle243

Жыл бұрын

My child’s past floating round the air in the British school 🫥🫥🫥😢😢😢

@johndo3031

Жыл бұрын

as an Australian our classrooms have Chinese funiture

@Dictatorturtle243

Жыл бұрын

I still love those chairs

@zaraayan5891

7 ай бұрын

I agree i do sleep on those chairs man

@Wreched_Rat

Ай бұрын

And then I’d get an 1 hour after school detention and my phone removed for a week

“The grades aren’t the only thing that are sh-“ that killed me but it’s so true tho

@koujiomegawolf7779

2 жыл бұрын

Especially mine

@Dickfielos

2 жыл бұрын

My math grades can confirm

@f.bailey3801

2 жыл бұрын

True

@cryptogaming7375

2 жыл бұрын

I must be the odd one out then- Im British and my grades are never below an 8 (aka 75%)

@pojn2650

2 жыл бұрын

That killed me iswell

In America, we do have the crumbling ceilings, the broken chairs, and everything gives off a depression vibe......but that's just high school, middle school was worse

@noahtheidiot6657

2 жыл бұрын

Middle school is hell :D

@Nobody_Chan

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahtheidiot6657 I would say that but, that would be an insult to hell

@noahtheidiot6657

2 жыл бұрын

yes-

@felixthecat8146

2 жыл бұрын

If I were to describe hell I would just say middle school and I thought elementary school was the worst

@yashikariana5618

2 жыл бұрын

Huh-

"We're not at school, we're a family" I've never heard teachers says that😂

@thevikingwarrior

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it would be a good idea.

@unicorngeorgia

Жыл бұрын

Same

@unicorngeorgia

Жыл бұрын

Frr

Teach: "We're not a school, we're a family!" Also teach: *looks dead inside*

When he acted out the American schools, I felt the most feeling of relate that I had never before.

@urfavsam

2 жыл бұрын

Some of it was the most true thing I've ever heard overs not so much

@samowen-hughes561

2 жыл бұрын

I can tell you that the England is 100% true. I had a cow field next door to my primary school

@ryabirdie3095

2 жыл бұрын

@@samowen-hughes561 omg rip 💀

@jellyfishing8138

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky

“Cracker Barrel high” Y’all I almost died- 💀

@EggyB

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, i did not get this, could you explain the reference?

@cosettapessa6417

Жыл бұрын

@@EggyB cracker barrel is a store chain. Like saying pepsi school 😂

@EggyB

Жыл бұрын

@@cosettapessa6417 oh, then they must not have it in my country

@cosettapessa6417

Жыл бұрын

@@EggyB not in mine for sure either

@EggyB

Жыл бұрын

@@cosettapessa6417 oh, just out of curiosity, where do you live? I live in Brazil

“Were not a school we’re a family” *I HONESTLY GOT CULT VIBRS FROM THAT*

as a ex-class sleeper, i can testify to the fact the furniture WILL NOT STOP YOU if you're tired enough

Yesterday was my first day of school (in America) and the welcome speech was legit word for word what you said.

@melaniemoreno2723

Жыл бұрын

Your schools must be different then because my school is completely different from both of these speeches so it's like in the middle (I don't even think we have a welcome speech)

@evalangen760

Жыл бұрын

Me too

"That's the ghost of children's past" My math teacher said that🤣

@CraigTheCriminal

Жыл бұрын

@Snappy Storm that specific book is a Christmas carol. I remember it cause I’m doing it in class now 💀

"Our ceilings are crumbling, but aren't we all?" Absolute gold.

I love his expression after saying "We're not a school, we're a family!"

“So you wouldn’t dream of falling asleep in them” Oh you’d be surprised at how many places I can fall asleep in, more or less all places but my bed

@stars9356

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@eatvans1922

2 жыл бұрын

Same, somehow I can sleep at sport matches with hundreds of shouting fans…

@Poison_AppleXx

2 жыл бұрын

Chairs ✔️ Busses ✔️ The floor ✔️ The sofa ✔️ The bed ❌

@niigos

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poison_AppleXx The roof ✔️

@berries.0f.blu3

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poison_AppleXx The table ✅ The 3 hour car ride to cedar point✅ Desks ✅ G r a s s✅ Standing ✅

"Our ceilings are crumbling, but aren't we all?" My school, actually, has this problem (and I'm American)

@ainsleyangier8386

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know which American school this guy went too. In the Michigan (I've never left the state) we are no family, my classmates will cut up the free books that you get with the lesson so we can A, not do it B, hurt our school I guess?

@icylexplode

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mintytrash

2 жыл бұрын

@@ainsleyangier8386 oof. Also from Michigan, and the least I can say is that my classmates aren't complete dicks like that. Lol

@Raynaaaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@celestialudenburg6314

2 жыл бұрын

I'm American, yet all of my school's were like this. Just saying.

“Yes we are right next to the horse manure” my school is also near a bread warehouse so we are always hungry, which reminds me that our lunch used to be 20 minutes long, which is too short with the queue

This is like my siblings classroom versus my school, this is very relatable!

“Cracker Barrel high” had me wheezing 😂

@helloimaperson2899

2 жыл бұрын

I like how Cracker Barrel High is mentioned mostly as *the* American School

I’m going to be honest I felt more relatable to the British school and I attend American school!!

@pizza9317

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@piercelindenberg6842

2 жыл бұрын

That school is Dementor Academy.

@miraculouslyobsessed7252

2 жыл бұрын

Same l

@adriarey

2 жыл бұрын

literally same tho none of his videos are accurate😭✋

@SomeOne-zw6kh

2 жыл бұрын

@@adriarey I guess it depends where you're from, because it was for me. I was from PNW in US, but I'm sure there's a spectrum wherever you go.

I honestly loved the collaborative desks.

The “we’re a family” was actually scary

Cracker Barrel high, gets me every time what about y’all 😂

@juanvega1864

2 жыл бұрын

That is the most American thing i have ever heard

@manmanmanmanman831

2 жыл бұрын

@@juanvega1864 ive heard worse

@juanvega1864

2 жыл бұрын

@@manmanmanmanman831 this you? kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@manmanmanmanman831

2 жыл бұрын

@@juanvega1864 yes, if it is s rick roll of course

@kjadipotti6483

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking and I was like that's a restaurant lol

"you wouldn't even dream of falling asleep in them" hit me hard 😂🔥

@oleanasea

2 жыл бұрын

Me:somehow still does it

@emeraldbunny

Жыл бұрын

I still do tho

@bakugoukatsuki8644

Жыл бұрын

I Somehow Managed To After I Finished My State Testing -

@rgribbonqueen

Жыл бұрын

that's why they talk to you so friendly so you cough up and pay for things :-)

My highschool freshman science had seats that literally made everybodys legs go numb, but if we stood up we got yelled at. Good times

My admin told me my desks in rows wasn’t conducive to a family environment and repeat collaboration. I said I know and left them that way.

If you can fall asleep in the school's chairs, that's an achievement in itself.

@andreasanchez1453

Жыл бұрын

I’ve done that before

@That-One-Cheez-Hugger

Жыл бұрын

Then I am an achiever

@paperclip6290

Жыл бұрын

I finally achieved something!

@ThatboyLeo1122

Жыл бұрын

I have fallen asleep on a keyboard and at a live rock concert. If im tired enough i can and will sleep anywhere (hell i've even almost fallen asleep sitting up on the floor)

@That-One-Cheez-Hugger

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatboyLeo1122 sweet same here, except I push my limits too far, so um. I HAVE fallen asleep sitting up on the floor.

The “we have plant, because you come to grow and learn” is the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day

I am British and I can understand the crumbling ceiling, bare walls and uncomfortable chairs

"That smell? Yes we are right next to horse manure the grades aren't the only things that are sh-" lmao

@ashfeng8279

Жыл бұрын

I'd probably grow to tolerate and love the smell of horse manure lol

I love how accurate the British one is

@Idk-rp4nk

2 жыл бұрын

Lol seriously ? Damn but yes I would agree bc the show I’m watching brits are blunt just say whatever

@Boneappleteahee

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I pity y’all.

@SabosTopHat

2 жыл бұрын

English schools are hell...

@BUDDYBLOODDROP

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's accurate we don't have bland walls my teacher loves plants and we have bean bags in the corner heating for the winter and air con for summer

@aimfar7946

2 жыл бұрын

@@BUDDYBLOODDROP 'you'

I dig your school comparisons! And it's always "Cracker Barrel High" slays me!! Keep it up!! Love you posts.

"So that you wouldn't even DREAM of sleeping." Ironically iconic 😂

I’d have to say the American one is more Young Elementary, not all schools are the same either, but I like these videos 🤣❤️

@kirstybrown1185

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a comedy channel. Not an actual description. I assumed that was obvious. 😂😂

@saturn550

2 жыл бұрын

@@kirstybrown1185 just pointin’ it out, lol

@sharonramirez8014

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO the irony of pointing out something everyone knows in order to criticisize someone for pointing out something everyone already knows!

"We have a lot of windows because we teach rays of sunshine" My school: no window privileges for you

@Romy---

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that depressing af?

@nobodyandahalf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Romy--- that’s the idea ✨

@GreatMarmalade

Жыл бұрын

My school chained and painted them black

@neltonslittlesibling2880

Жыл бұрын

We had a lot of windows at my school. We still had no fresh air in the classrooms because you could only open them a bit so no one could jump out...

I remember having a teacher who during out standardized tests would say "okay heres the deal,you test effectively change my pay so don't do bad or we might have a problem" I miss her

So that’s what that chill is

the british school is literally my math class💀

My school was built next to a graveyard and was built during the 70s so quality workmanship wasn't exactly paramount. It wasn't uncommon that in high winds some of the more water damaged rooves would temporarily peel away from the walls by about a meter. My college however is of quality 1860 construction and the only issue with is placement that it is near a the shitest town in England.

@georgina-a

2 жыл бұрын

"Shitest town in England" is not only the most British thing anyone could say, but it's a highly contested title... 😂 Only here could they bring out a book called "Shit Towns" & then be forced to bring out a sequel ("Shit Towns 2" - originally named...) because loads of people *complained* to the publishers that their town wasn't in there... 😂😎🤷‍♀️

@emmawheale1683

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@xanthia

2 жыл бұрын

Man no kidding tho. No town in f-king England is worse than the town of.. well… ANYWHERE IN FOOKIN ESSEX IS SHITTY!

@mikavianf851

2 жыл бұрын

Shittiest town in England? Which one? Lol

@poilaaliop

2 жыл бұрын

Barnstaple?

I honestly cannot believe the quality at 0:48, The animation at 4:02, Or the stunning artwork at 17:39! This KZreadr is so underrated!

@doodtorpaq2024

5 ай бұрын

HUH?

No bc this is literally exact. My schools ceilings have holes and tiles that are on the verge of falling. The chairs keep breaking when you sit on them and people have cut into them making them have sharp edges, and they are just generally very uncomfortable. And then our school is surrounded by cow fields. Yk once cow actually got into one of our pe grounds and some of the teachers had to try and round them up.

I hate those “collaboration tables.” When we do “group” projects, i always end up doing all of the work while people just ask me “is it finished yet?” 😭

"Cracker Barrel High" DEAD 💀🤣🤣

😂 This needs to be a tv show so educational too!😂😂😂❤

I've watched this a million times cause it's so amazing

"we aren't a school, we're a family✨" Every teacher should say that to make us feel comfortable

@Starlightrose07117

2 жыл бұрын

Make it a cult it would be soo funny 😂🤣

@bahars305

2 жыл бұрын

Realistically that would be a lie then

@glasscardproductions4736

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a literal cult. Like, Kool-aid drinking and salamander speaking C-U-L-T.

@decepticusprevails

2 жыл бұрын

"We aren't a school - we're a ✨️family✨️" [Remembering some families hate each other] 😰

@thadmeboy1129

2 жыл бұрын

No

Cracker Barrel High sounds like a legit school to me 😂

I cannot stop binge watching this guy

The part that got me was, “ We’re not a school we’re a family!” 🤣😂💀 I have heard that so much!

"The grades aren't the only things that are sh-" Smooth

This makes me want to the UK even more :D

The ceiling crumbling, but aren't we all is so funny

“The grades aren’t the only thing that are SH-“ man I’m dead

"That chill in the air? That's the ghosts of children's past!" - this had me wheezing. OMG🤣😂🤣😂

*Me remembering that one time when I was in like the first grade and there was a large Crack in the cafeteria ceiling with a stick poking through it and it was long enough for me to tell my classmates that it was the arm of an evil scarecrow ghost who haunts kids that was trying to get in* : Ah yes, those wonderful ceiling cracks-

The way you described American schools is like the facade they give to the parents and the way you described British schools is how it really is for kids 🥲

"We picked these chairs so kids don't sleep" Me:sleeps anyway

I remember my high school had the chairs attached to the desks and were incredibly uncomfortable. Didn't exactly stop any of us from falling asleep though. Only classes that were even remotely relaxed enough to even consider creative decoration were Spanish, Art/Ceramics, Music, and Creative Writing. I do remember that we could pretty much sit anywhere we wanted to in Creative awaiting to include on our desk, on the counter, or on the floor. Whichever place got us into creative mode. Art we had tables instead of desks. Spanish? Some of us just sat on the counter. Only rule was that we had to actually use our desk as intended when we had a substitute teacher. Oh. We also got to paint the ceiling tiles in our art class.

"The ceilings are crumbling" Reminds me of being in my first year of secondary school (UK) and having a large bin next to my desk cause the ceiling tiles were falling to bits and it was there to catch them when they fell

Wooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The British school explanation is way too funny

Ngl but the British chair one is kinda smart bc no one is gonna sleep

Im british and I can confirm that this is bang on

@violetstirzaker7341

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

The American schools representation is literally so inaccurate. Instead of being depressed by the end of the day. 🇬🇧 You’ll be shot in the chest and right arm by the quiet kid in your math class at 3:34 PM🇺🇸

“we chose the uncomfortable chair so the students don’t sleep” i- 😅

"The Ghost of Children's Past" being a play on words to ACCs 'The Ghost of Christmas Past' is my favourite thing

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 ceiling are crumbling but aren't we all??!? ... Hahahahahahaaa.

"Yes thats right, the grades arent the only thing that are sh- IT."

I want to go to Cracker Barrel High, despite the scary "We're a family" statement.

0:42 I actually often sleep in the chairs

"WELL ATLEAS AUR SKEWLS ONT LUK LOIK A COL AH DOODIE LOBBAY!!!"

"Weh at leest auh schuls arn' a shootin gallery"

As a Brit I can confirm 😭

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

@+62 Evellyn"________🔞 bro he’ll naw bro

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

As an American, our schools are actually much worse, instead of being depressed at the end of the day, you’ll be lucky to be alive

"Every classroom has plants because this is a place to grow!!!" Lol!!!!

The British one is, unfortunately, exactly the same as my Australian school

"Our ceilings are crumbling" My American school has literal holes in the ceilings of every classroom

@randomchocolateenjoyer5393

2 жыл бұрын

@celery yep And the new school I'm going to looks abandoned. Gotta love public schools in the good ol' USA

@randomchocolateenjoyer5393

2 жыл бұрын

@celery I have been to that school, it looks abandoned. And I've been to schools all over the country. All but one of the schools I've went to have looked at least a little rundown.

I’ve been to 3 schools in my life, across the country, and at all of them you that magical time of the year… with the smell!

Yo British school chairs are COMFORTABLE AF

@kerrywood9997

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes put like a sofa

@FruitMan9000

Жыл бұрын

nah

@thevikingwarrior

Жыл бұрын

They should MAKE the teacher sit in one? They aren't special

I think you need to apply the British School logic to American schools as well.

@samanthakinzey3613

2 жыл бұрын

The high schools especially. All the seniors in my class were kind of glad when we went virtual in 2020 cause they just graduated us at that point.

“Tubbo’s school stories pop up next short” OH NO

Brilliant! Love your work! Thank you! Keep it coming! (Try NYC v.London subway/tube! The stories I could tell...)

the last bit of the british one got me 🤣🤣😂😂because i used to go to this primary school in the uk and there was these shooting ranges and horse stables or smth near the school i heard the horses and guns all the time i just didnt decide to go outside for break-

Everything that he said from the cracking ceilings to the end of the video was accurate for American schools as well lol

Omg I can relate but the drama top notch ahaha ☠️ AND WHY ALL AMERICAN TEACHERS ACT LIKE THAT 🤣😭 edit: and like how the england teachers the most realistic

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

@+62 Evellyn"________🔞 community guidelines are the only thing keeping you happy right now

i love your humor!

the chair one really got me crying 😢

"We're not a school We're a family"

Me, growing up in the United States and wondering why TF I apparently didn't know I was in Britain the whole time.

omg near my school used to be a mushroom farm thing so when the wind blowed the wrong way it smelt like horse poop

dude, this is amazing

/: I feel like this is extremely inaccurate but what do I know

“We have windows because we teach little rays of sunshine” Me: what about when it rains

“we’re not a school, we are a PRISON :)”

The ‘comfortable furniture’ in America is so true, in fourth grade our teacher literally bought couch pillows and we had them in our chairs 😂

Me who actually kinda likes the smell of horse manure: … “Can we move to Britain?”

BRO THE AMERICAN IS SO ACCURATE THE YOUNG FEMALE TEACHERS WITH “RELAXED VIBES” AND BEHAVE AND DO SHIT I EXPECT FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS

When your school is more like a British school but you're in America

The chairs that you can't sleep in My friend: *_snores_* Zzz

Thomas, you perfectly replicated my 3rd grade school in the US. Literally parfait. 4th grade was more of how you described a British school, it just had really small decorations.

It's not a mistake it's a masterpiece