if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game

@treeleaf582

4 жыл бұрын

I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia

@utsavmanandharz156

4 жыл бұрын

And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one

@Jason-vr3mb

4 жыл бұрын

i bet even oskar dillon could've scored

@LostTempyst

4 жыл бұрын

Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11

@Troshock

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is better than the whole video

them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years KZread:

@eripyo6592

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_JohnDoe

3 жыл бұрын

KZread: that knife could use a twist…

@kuteken6312

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@savannagoodness2113

3 жыл бұрын

were you going to say youtube: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y6ubm9Gxaamdhto.html ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA

@kinginthenaught

3 жыл бұрын

it may take 31 years to forget

I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes

@zooms7889

11 ай бұрын

it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong

@filipf3240

Күн бұрын

better than the PROfessional Polish players in the match against the Czech Republic in the Euro 2024 qualifiers - a lot of laughter

*Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho

@k_venom908

2 жыл бұрын

But still tho 31 is too much

@Da1KingDuk

2 жыл бұрын

@@k_venom908 faxs

@alexh479

2 жыл бұрын

Wow it was so unfair

@fredrikjulsenandersen

2 жыл бұрын

They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.

@SPZ909

2 жыл бұрын

This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.

When player 2's controller is broken

@pyrotas

4 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves much love.

@sclseullie670

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@savagemccabbage2941

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@AlHak33m

4 жыл бұрын

i think it would still not be as easy as this

@obamaprism9876

4 жыл бұрын

And still kind enough to stay in the game

Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.

@anikahmed1476

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😅😅

@-bikozuka-951

4 жыл бұрын

Hhhahahaha legend

@mit.gurkal4358

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min

@CLA88IFIED

4 жыл бұрын

mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷‍♂️

@fxexpert4541

4 жыл бұрын

@@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party

I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂

@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj

Жыл бұрын

Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person

@crons8557

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t perform enough in this match.

@Brams2777

Жыл бұрын

Should've scored 23!

@troybaxter

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year. Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.

@pantherz9103

5 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years. Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.

San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!

@zooms7889

2 жыл бұрын

san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so

@Rahim103.5

2 жыл бұрын

they lost 10-0 to england now too

@scipioafricanus5871

2 жыл бұрын

It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO

@zxz1

Жыл бұрын

San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..

@user-ej3iw8lw3w

Жыл бұрын

san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match

I liked the part when Australia scored.

@elnurmammadli2065

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@DTMiae

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@rafax_yt6063

5 жыл бұрын

I don't find it, where is it?

@elnurmammadli2065

5 жыл бұрын

@@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂

@jfayh

5 жыл бұрын

Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.

I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.

@jasonlobo2350

4 жыл бұрын

And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that

@prillist

4 жыл бұрын

If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥

@DiegoGC-pw8nk

4 жыл бұрын

I Know hahaha

@ishworshrestha3559

4 жыл бұрын

Ol

@xuanbaoXb

4 жыл бұрын

I dont even know 😅

I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.

@volt4ge965

Жыл бұрын

I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long

@volt4ge965

Жыл бұрын

@@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion

@kbjovihch87yc8yf

Жыл бұрын

@@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂

@centurymemes1208

Жыл бұрын

wtf is a soccer?

@volt4ge965

Жыл бұрын

@@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens

That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.

Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands" Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"

@PiousMoltar

2 жыл бұрын

The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!

@bilyababil5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@PiousMoltar lmao

@_gk_4633

2 жыл бұрын

The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...

@snapperjessen

2 жыл бұрын

i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)

@questionableargumentations1364

2 жыл бұрын

He could have just go home and nobody would even notice

Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: hold my kangaroo...

@detsom95

5 жыл бұрын

@@ofc1290 lol gtfo

@detsom95

5 жыл бұрын

@@ofc1290 you ain't shit.

@lukecooper9142

5 жыл бұрын

i found it funny lol

@wovortex2993

5 жыл бұрын

@@ofc1290 um who triggered you

@joanngumeta8937

5 жыл бұрын

Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa

Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!

@cubest817

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂

@willmcclard206

Жыл бұрын

he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??

@matoarmy999

Жыл бұрын

@@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍

@Aahmpower

Жыл бұрын

@@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying

@scrpr3961

Жыл бұрын

​​@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better

If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.

*Australia gets the ball* American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*

@Rukkasucrvg

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ezyawn3161

4 жыл бұрын

More like: *Ah shit, here we goal again*

@gamingfreak619

4 жыл бұрын

ez yawn more like: ah shit, here they score again.

@alexparker2384

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@FrYiLo--

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahau

0:35 13-0 game American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!” *ends 31-0* AS: “whoa I guess we were right”

@Ramifen

4 жыл бұрын

Fernando Rivera lmaoo

@C4lmaria

4 жыл бұрын

If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole

@Zathara

4 жыл бұрын

You deserve a medal 🎖

@LBAsh

4 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke

@tarfarian4879

4 жыл бұрын

@@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd

I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game

17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage. Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂

"Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.

@696190

3 жыл бұрын

*cough* handball *cough*

@adamkirsopp492

3 жыл бұрын

Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands

@JohnSmith-qi6pm

3 жыл бұрын

OmG yOu CaN qUoTe

@Petra999

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao

@Hans5958

3 жыл бұрын

*_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*

0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂

@rapp0220

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@Amossalminen

3 жыл бұрын

True

@frosty1767

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooo

@n0nenone

3 жыл бұрын

He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence

@Insert-thing-here-Fan

3 жыл бұрын

Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)

This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore

I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol

@therealtaco7328

10 күн бұрын

It was 21 years ago I think

Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals Some australian dude: ha Noob

@Darkscenes-jp4ge

3 жыл бұрын

but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak

@reikosta4861

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??

@Darkscenes-jp4ge

3 жыл бұрын

@@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup

@joshuahagen3671

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time

@Darkscenes-jp4ge

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's

"With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult." You don't say.

@NathanHeaver

5 жыл бұрын

yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around

@carnivorex2984

5 жыл бұрын

@@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible

@nunoramos2027

5 жыл бұрын

@@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed

@vicente7155

5 жыл бұрын

@@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol

@caturutomo443

5 жыл бұрын

Rather lol

Why was this recommended to me 18 years later lmao

@SandyKaye-en2mc

4 күн бұрын

Same! 😂

American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.

The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals

@strivingtoo7669

3 жыл бұрын

Samoa's team only fault was to have a dream to qualify to the world cup.

@verymen104

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@rizqibayumantari6769

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, more like "guys, can I scored too ?"

@ibrahimzulfiquar668

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@milion123

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too Me:

@izumasenpaii390

4 жыл бұрын

Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA

@nickkohlmann

4 жыл бұрын

@@izumasenpaii390 That's the question

@triton6490

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nggaknormal

4 жыл бұрын

I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time

@BlasterMan117

4 жыл бұрын

@@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...

I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.

To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!

0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen

@expxnd5167

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gokulkrishna9037

3 жыл бұрын

Good observation

@evnf

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@weedie2799

3 жыл бұрын

Lool

@oni741

3 жыл бұрын

That cameraman was a psychic 😁

*Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"* Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_

@lewdogzombies

3 жыл бұрын

13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid

@oodnoop9218

3 жыл бұрын

Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there

@user-br6bk9kt9z

3 жыл бұрын

@@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...

@shalion2975

3 жыл бұрын

@@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person

@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@oodnoop9218 sftu dude

The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game

The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score

@saadk72510

4 жыл бұрын

I want moth memes back

@alejandr05_

4 жыл бұрын

Saad Khan lmaoo

@yes8517

4 жыл бұрын

@@saadk72510 i dont

@jonas162

4 жыл бұрын

the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any

@Mind-Wanderer01

4 жыл бұрын

Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back. Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.

Who is the best striker in the world? Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*

@d3c3p7ak0nz

4 жыл бұрын

Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill

@harrynielsen1282

3 жыл бұрын

@@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy

@siam580

3 жыл бұрын

@@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.

@cheesemccheese5780

3 жыл бұрын

@@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.

@DawkBrawlin

3 жыл бұрын

@@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying

The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.

In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!

When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards

@maika7911

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Prosperitaa

3 жыл бұрын

That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..

@professionaI.

3 жыл бұрын

you destroyed the joke with the details

@yacinekouitini5182

3 жыл бұрын

You play fifa?

@sebastianvoisard

3 жыл бұрын

hey she is right lol

"They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO

@weirddude928

5 жыл бұрын

TheFlyingPenguin 1:18

@SANChEZG141

5 жыл бұрын

Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious

@vHollow_

5 жыл бұрын

TheFlyingPenguin a

@vampireducks1622

5 жыл бұрын

@@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.

@zCeezzy

5 жыл бұрын

my dude said TonGa

The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular

I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂

just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.

@silky.8830

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@rjrozeTV

4 жыл бұрын

Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Commentator: whew I can stop now Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@d3c3p7ak0nz

4 жыл бұрын

Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣

@TopeA8

3 жыл бұрын

Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators. Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.

@julioc.perezpolo4204

3 жыл бұрын

vaya imbecil.

Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD

@stowyer2229

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

@hadifelani

3 жыл бұрын

Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣

@pokeangel7595

3 жыл бұрын

Or spanish

@sobaschnique6674

3 жыл бұрын

Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL

@Eumanel12

3 жыл бұрын

Or Brazilian

Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie

I literally snorted my drink after hearing that "they must have realized that Australia's 22 - nil victory over Tonga was no fluke" line.

"Even the scorer lost count" "32" I lost it.

@Spyker8921

2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@champschannel44

2 жыл бұрын

So did the scoreboard

@scipioafricanus5871

2 жыл бұрын

@@champschannel44 Scoreboard: 💀

@Greencloud.

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Nationaliberty

Жыл бұрын

Well I mean that's the answer to life, the universe and everything

When the gym teacher joins the soccer game

@agustinvidart3849

4 жыл бұрын

Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please

@user-mb3xm8rn5g

4 жыл бұрын

Agustin Vidart ok

@ninja23yt

4 жыл бұрын

@@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans

@kellogscornflakes2430

4 жыл бұрын

Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer

@flagflow1232

4 жыл бұрын

It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.

Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1

I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.

*Top 3 things Science can't explain* 1. What came before the big bang 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. KZread Recommendations

@user-em1dl6jk1j

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these

@priyamehra5135

5 жыл бұрын

two more things science can't explain who is gay? where is H?

@gabrielgregorio2340

5 жыл бұрын

The Bermuda triangle was explained

@stevenmendoza3732

5 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielgregorio2340 explain

@gabrielgregorio2340

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevenmendoza3732 search it on KZread I ain't no scientist

*wait, there’s a second leg*

@rhizox510

3 жыл бұрын

And its gonna be pretty hard for AME SAMOA

@theDancingDragonfly

3 жыл бұрын

AME SAMOA should have given up

@steamwallet52

3 жыл бұрын

yeah walk out only make them lose 3-0

@rohithraman6488

3 жыл бұрын

31-0 to American Samoa in the second leg 80 mins Corner Taken Quickly...

@787xii3

3 жыл бұрын

I checked and it was 5-2 Aus won (36-2)

American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages

1:48 “Even the scorer lost count” Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤

*Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??" *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"

@normadicn5700

5 жыл бұрын

Was 6

@darthsilversith667

5 жыл бұрын

CapeXTron Underrated comment lol

@yungblood5069

5 жыл бұрын

someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal

@dacypher22

5 жыл бұрын

There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.

@prakharsrivastava3568

5 жыл бұрын

@@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.

1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday

@martinmi7842

4 жыл бұрын

"not everyday you can say that"

@CityWhisperer

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinmi7842 what?

@martinmi7842

4 жыл бұрын

@@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16

@The_Bahamian_Intellectual

3 жыл бұрын

I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔

@davidocall

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.

San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...

@digitalworld670

2 ай бұрын

as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings

@cxfgjklihgfcvhjnknhjknvbvvcflk

9 күн бұрын

@@digitalworld670 san marino biggest deafat is only 13-0

Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins

0:38 dude smart enough to go away

@mcj2219

4 жыл бұрын

He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.

@Hoggaththegreat

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit

@jokertm6889

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored

@stonem0013

4 жыл бұрын

He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol

@gergohrusko2672

4 жыл бұрын

I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball

@santinodelgado281

4 жыл бұрын

Free money!

@ahahm3

3 жыл бұрын

He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to

@lovegod777

3 жыл бұрын

He watched the game in front of him

You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video

Next Goal Wins brought me here!

no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.

@thisisblackmesa

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@noah321

6 жыл бұрын

rubysauce do u know how many likes u have

@CJGSF

6 жыл бұрын

rubysauce next leg Samoa 33-0 Australia

@lionelmessigician6887

6 жыл бұрын

It was 32-31

@lionelmessigician6887

6 жыл бұрын

DER BESTE SPIELER yeah

"hey what's the status of the match?" "It's 31" " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?" " *Did i stutter?* "

@ThatOneGuyIsOnYT

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor McfarIand thanks

@channelazab2734

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor McfarIand its funny tho

@cesar5539

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you

@shredda5063

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor McfarIand ha funny

@douma5589

3 жыл бұрын

@@channelazab2734 it isn’t

Some of these goals are class

This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.

@youkeepthinkingthat

9 жыл бұрын

Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!

@KEITGAMER

6 жыл бұрын

Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe

@jackfitzsimmons6289

6 жыл бұрын

Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉

@un_ikko8953

6 жыл бұрын

Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last

@adambro2899

6 жыл бұрын

Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region

"Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match" -Every FIFA Player career mode be like

@user-hr5wz1zb5w

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable (._.')

@dickyarya8204

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?

@VanWolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time

@menrash276

3 жыл бұрын

why didnt he play in the next game though

@randomstuff508

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.

Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.

This was released exactly one year before I was born nice

Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer

@littleregrets8810

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@littleregrets8810

4 жыл бұрын

@MTA 10 I'm depressed as well

@littleregrets8810

4 жыл бұрын

@Zayn Mondavi thx man. #Respect

@alwayshardbeinganarsenalfan

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing is better than hearing that people have overcame depression.

@NubDiePie

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy your 666th like

I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.

@Zei33

2 жыл бұрын

We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0

@auto1nfanticid3

2 жыл бұрын

whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.

@vasilispatrianakos6005

2 жыл бұрын

@@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).

@auto1nfanticid3

2 жыл бұрын

@@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.

@vasilispatrianakos6005

2 жыл бұрын

@@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.

And thats why Australia plays in the Asian comps now

the commentator deserves a pay raise.

*They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie*

@sarlsane

3 жыл бұрын

literally tho

@diarmidthomson7878

3 жыл бұрын

and in the second one it looks like lol

@spidyfan629

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂

@xdynamic6079

3 жыл бұрын

they had us in the first 7 mins nil

@Jezz_k

3 жыл бұрын

You played that match

Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1 Australia: step aside boys

@isaythetruth3701

5 жыл бұрын

bro this is fucking American Samoa they are small as fuck

@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer

5 жыл бұрын

like user name mate.

@isaythetruth3701

5 жыл бұрын

@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer whata username

@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer

5 жыл бұрын

"I say the Truth"

@isaythetruth3701

5 жыл бұрын

@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer thx

The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.

Thanks KZread algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀

this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia

@jahahahahahahahah7169

5 жыл бұрын

Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0

@10000subswithnovideos.

5 жыл бұрын

Nam Ngô #makequittedaword

@ryankelly2109

5 жыл бұрын

@@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies

@jahahahahahahahah7169

5 жыл бұрын

ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic

@billyjov

5 жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with

Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.

@nobletenshi7659

3 жыл бұрын

wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s

@BrazilianDaftPunkFan

3 жыл бұрын

@@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.

@TizioTizioDUIGN

3 жыл бұрын

True

@amrihajihashim1163

3 жыл бұрын

39 days after I was born. So,yeah.

@amrihajihashim1163

3 жыл бұрын

@@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT

For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.

The AI on EAFC’s ultimate difficulty

*"One team on great form, the other very off colour!"*

@joeyjones49

3 жыл бұрын

“I have to say it’s so one-sided today, but all credit to the team that are racking up the goals.”

@adisharma8609

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeyjones49 the fifa commentators used this evert time... once I was winning 2-1 and they said it which made me look like the score was 100-0 lol

@adiyrahman5683

3 жыл бұрын

That’s class😂😂🤮

@Botmanszn

3 жыл бұрын

I SWEAR YOULL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Ahmedrazzaq786

3 жыл бұрын

Legandary words 😂

Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend* Her: "My ex is better then you" Me:

@muhammedyusufklc5874

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha

@420ramborip

3 жыл бұрын

if a girl i was with ever said that to me she would be walking home

@ZunzXXL

3 жыл бұрын

@@420ramborip based

@micky919

3 жыл бұрын

@@420ramborip based

@ichigokurosaki592

3 жыл бұрын

@@420ramborip based

The worst thing is, the keeper wasn't even that bad. But no matter how good the keeper, if you have no defense it will rain goals.

The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup

@sv916gtv7

6 ай бұрын

Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.

@nathansouth5094

4 ай бұрын

​@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.

1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa

@fishmas

4 жыл бұрын

frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say

@Xtreme_MVP

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaao

"They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"

Upload the same year when KZread launched wow

Just watched the movie, sums it up perfectly.

American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!" *2 days later* 😑

@FormerGovernmentHuman

4 жыл бұрын

Samoans and tongan have some really ancient beef too. So this was a slap into a reverse slap.

@senorgheret724

4 жыл бұрын

stim amandoi ca esti roman

@capitanulcacaoernesto8215

4 жыл бұрын

@@senorgheret724 bre da că-ți romani pe aici :))

@ayaazbukhari6147

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine having a 53 GD after 2 games

@honestabe5153

4 жыл бұрын

More like 😭😭😭😭

Martin Tyler: "This is such a one sided afair"

@splinter1817

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@markmarkmarkfr

5 жыл бұрын

Adi Kurbegović but all credit to the team who's scoring the goals

@alexDdey

5 жыл бұрын

@@markmarkmarkfr no its but full credit to the team for raking up the goals

@kabru4344

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexDdey racking*

@archib0ld1

5 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes a 31 goal lead can be a dangerous one"

Who's came here after watched the movie "Next Goal Wins"

Came here in disbelief of what the new movie 'Next Goal Wins' mentioned....31-0!! Wow!!

If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw

@ekuzo4

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you're right!

@Anipaper_

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, amazing

@awesumninja8581

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!

@perrydarbypus5972

3 жыл бұрын

THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!

@mrman4388

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, ive never thought about that.

1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic

@beencozy9983

7 жыл бұрын

Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO

@ZVEKOfficial

6 жыл бұрын

53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit

@polkaproductions9120

6 жыл бұрын

NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.

@CraigFisherman

6 жыл бұрын

William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent

@DS-Pakaemon

6 жыл бұрын

TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless

American Samoa: "See you at the rematch 💪🏻"

Dammit, I’m a Vietnamese, seeing this and just realized our national team will face Australia for World Cup qualifier in next 3 days 😬😬😬

@vietangbui8742

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotBottle Thank you!

Here in the United States this is considered bullying.

@TutorialKing

10 жыл бұрын

True! And in Canada they don't even put scores up at the younger levels in fear that someones feelings will get hurt.

@hamet1234

10 жыл бұрын

***** thats so gay

@hamet1234

10 жыл бұрын

***** thats so gay

@brunoder303

10 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Chewy123HSV

10 жыл бұрын

***** This isn't younger level football. This is professional country vs country football

No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol

@Zowimir

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like good times

@z3tsu228

3 жыл бұрын

@@valeqium 90-0

@swirlingfudge

3 жыл бұрын

@@z3tsu228 91-0

@christopherstein2024

3 жыл бұрын

@@valeqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Vurinati

3 жыл бұрын

@@valeqium or germany when it was good