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@Sly88Frye

Жыл бұрын

Honestly that sounds like a scam. Unless it's on Amazon prime in other countries because here in the US it's on hulu.

@christophermurray5685

Жыл бұрын

Are they uncensored?

@ejirh

Жыл бұрын

@@Sly88Frye I clicked on it and it go straight to American dad

@jacobbutler8894

Жыл бұрын

I hate it

@user-fz5oj1ku8w

Жыл бұрын

Hey are you coming home

They need to make 1 of these openings where Stan goes down the stairs but the rest of the family either is still asleep or they already left because he overslept.

@ryanadams0922

Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ you are everywhere. Farron balanced and ring of fire

@themandalore7780

Жыл бұрын

Hi Jesse!

@tanimation7289

Жыл бұрын

There was a episode where as Stan was looking at the paper in the opening it had Roger on it starting the plot.

@nowords8097

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure there steal this idea....

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenkurtz2730 glad I'm a rap artist. I get alot of girls.

Imagine being the person that had to clean that up for the last 17 years😭

@jestersraven408

Жыл бұрын

have a feeling its Dimitri

@Digidestined701

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think Dimitri didn’t back him up?

@supercoolfacething

Жыл бұрын

Don’t want to be that guy but in the first couple of seasons Stan actually parks normally. They didn’t do the Roger costume gag thing

@gabrielosiuhwu5903

Жыл бұрын

14 years since Stan originally didn't crash into pole still a long time though

@bluelightstudios6191

Жыл бұрын

Dimitri

Dimitri actually did Stan a favor by moving his wheel barrow out of the way. Stan would've been in much more pain if he landed on that, rather than the flat ground.

@gurvmlk

Жыл бұрын

Realistically yes, but since this is a cartoon, I'm sure the leaves would've broken his fall.

@MWSfan18

Жыл бұрын

@@gurvmlk Leap of Faith

@bennyfisher9157

Жыл бұрын

@@gurvmlk How would landing in leaves hurt more than landing on asphalt?

@newperve

Жыл бұрын

@@bennyfisher9157 Because it wasn't just leaves, it was the edges of a steel wheelbarrow.

@gurvmlk

Жыл бұрын

@@newperve Indeed. The problem isn't the leaves, it's the wheelbarrow.

I love it when the show dose the occasional break from the formula/title sequence.

@The-Deadite

Жыл бұрын

I remember the first time they did it lol i was shook

@eja5483

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean occasional?

@xaviersaavedra7442

Жыл бұрын

@@eja5483 oh, there we go

@thegargoylecumeth7932

Жыл бұрын

Does it better than Family Guy 🤣🤣

@Thewritingelf

Жыл бұрын

@@The-Deadite It's always so crazy cause it's never expected and you never know when to expect it. It's especially super exciting as a child.

I can't believe the secret ending has been found after 15 years, the speedrunning community must be excited for the new categories

@LscnrRaz0r

Жыл бұрын

I love that people still remember the epic speedruns

@BobThePenguin.

Жыл бұрын

this ending actually takes way longer to end than the normal one, it likely wont be used

@blue7081

Жыл бұрын

@@BobThePenguin. I'm pretty sure that 100% will be updated to include the secret ending

@absentcoder4552

Жыл бұрын

It’s the ending you get by taking too long, of course speedrunners never see it.

@oshabot1646

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the prison ending speedruns

_"You can't touch me, I outrank you."_ *Immediately gets tased and humbled* But of course Stan Smith learns absolutely nothing, because it's Stan Smith.

@XSilver_WaterX

6 ай бұрын

Plus, a bit of mandatory brainwashing from the CIA so he won't blab about their secrets. And the West Virginian CIA branch is the equivalent of Fort Polk to any army guy.

@Gothic7876

5 ай бұрын

He isn’t wrong. Stan is a CIA agent. That police officers career isn’t going to last long.

@thechampionofskylands

5 ай бұрын

Don’t worry compared to Peter Griffin, Stan Smith is a Saint

@DwarfDaddy

5 ай бұрын

Wellt hat and animated sitcoms have floating timelines that repeat because network executives refuse to move forward like regular sitcoms. Comics have similar issues

@Berserker3624

5 ай бұрын

He’s CIA, after this incident the officer killed himself by shooting himself in the back of the head before overdosing drugs.

I'm willing to bet the cop was actually following Stan. Because he showed up just around the time he arrived.

@newperve

Жыл бұрын

Yeah someone tipped him off. It wasn't Dimitry, otherwise he'd have stayed away from the scene.

@jestersraven408

Жыл бұрын

nah its a daily tradition he probably just waited for him

@StrangeTerror

Жыл бұрын

@@newperve nah it was def Dmitry. If not, he would've been somewhere else. That MFer knew they were coming. Rat bastard probably had dispatch on the phone in his pocket

@monkeycat48

6 ай бұрын

@@jestersraven408 either he actually waited, or he followed him. Either way he finally got him. His excuse to crash into the flagpole is overrated if that immigrant that’s probably illegally here or still waiting on getting his process done. Is the only one to know it then clearly Stan is not within his rights. Also, I feel like maybe Deputy Director Bullock should’ve been involved or the CIA Director, we don’t even know who that is in the show. All we know is Deputy Director Bullock is the only one.

@SirDankleberry

5 ай бұрын

​@@newperveUnless Dimitri didn't want to arouse suspicion by being absent the day Stan got bagged.

The endless betrayal of Dimitri knows no bounds😂

@anthonyshedd6411

7 ай бұрын

I don't blame him, Dimitri probably had to fix the damages that Stan causes everytime

@Ty-yt3lj

4 ай бұрын

To be fair to Dimitri the wheelbarrow would’ve broken Stan’s spine

@anthonyshedd6411

4 ай бұрын

@@Ty-yt3lj Stan was probably hoping to escape the cop by going to the hospital, Dimitri knew what Stan was planning

@karlstrahovski132

4 ай бұрын

Dimitri was the one who called the cop

"you cant touch me, i outrank you" basically every high-ranking police officer and court official

@jayanimations494

Жыл бұрын

ive been waiting for stan to say something like this for years now, i can now die in peace tbh

@scorchercast8366

2 ай бұрын

@@jayanimations494*loads shotgun* Ight, face the wall and say a pray if you’d like.

season 1 stan: obey the law no matter what, the law is right because it is the law season 17 stan: literal anarchist

@yeoldeseawitch

Жыл бұрын

I sense an improvement

@Clay3613

Жыл бұрын

He has told Steve several times that some laws are dumb and bend/breaks them quite often.

@KaiKrimson56

Жыл бұрын

He also tries to justify doing aggravated assault by explaining that we didn't know better in the 50's while conveniently leaving out the misogny and racism from that time.

@TR33ZY_CRTM

Жыл бұрын

_"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."_

@SirSamuel_Smith_Squirrel_TheIV

5 ай бұрын

I guess that what being in the CIA and harboring an alien for 17 years does for a guy

"You crashed into the flagpole" "Yeah but don't worry, my Car is fine" - Yep, true american priorities right here

@DEFC0NZER0

Жыл бұрын

A real American would prioritize the flag first

@Glitchy1988

Жыл бұрын

@@DEFC0NZER0 Real Americans only care about themselves, I can't even count the amount of laws people break daily just from driving. Almost nobody actual gives a damn about this country, they just say they do.

@ChaotiX1

Жыл бұрын

Not sure how this is supposed to make sense, but okay

@JackOfen

Жыл бұрын

@@DEFC0NZER0 And I thought germans are the ones with no sense of humor. Guess I was wrong

@StrangeTerror

Жыл бұрын

@@JackOfen no, you're right, he's first or second gen German American. He just forgot his roots... and the fact that his grandfather was a recruited German scientist that def wasn't involved in any political party's from the mid 30s to 40s.

It took years but the cops finally got him

Dimitri he knows your name. That alone makes him a decent guy!

@joeblack6379

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing. His name isn't Dimitri. Dimitri was the Groundskeeper 5 years ago. They've gone through 20 every year since. Stan just calls them all Dimitri cause the turnover rate is so terrible he can't be bothered to remember their names. And cause he's a terrible person.

@starvoltnexus3139

Жыл бұрын

Egghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@gurvmlk

Жыл бұрын

@@joeblack6379 Knowing Stan, that makes much more sense.

I've been waiting for this day to come when someone deals with Stan's vandalism

@TheFlashzap

Жыл бұрын

Everyone of Seth’s characters have a criminal record so long they should have been given the death penalty decades ago

@james739123

Жыл бұрын

Especially since Americans take alot of pride in their flag

I can't BELIEVE this! Man, I love it when they give an unexpected twist to the opening theme! Like that time Roger was one the front page, or when he was sleeping in during the theme song! Man, this is the best one yet! 😆

@briankao6833

Жыл бұрын

Or when roger wasn’t in disguise, specifically outfits he previously worn

@marshallhuffer4713

Жыл бұрын

Or as Stan leaves, Steve goes to school and sing his "go to school song" then Roger returns home after scarring Stan and making him crash.

@EPGamer22

Жыл бұрын

When did he sleep in during the theme

@o.g.francis9361

Жыл бұрын

Or the time when Stan calls off the marching band cause he wasn't feeling it that week

@marshallhuffer4713

Жыл бұрын

Or the time Stan had to stop his car when he found wasn't there, allowing Dick to take his spot where he crashed and flew out of his car.

In actuality, this is what happens every time it zooms in on the flag to finish the intro, just before the cops show up. Stan is just really good at making excuses and using connections to get out of trouble.

@lennypayne4241

5 ай бұрын

I’d low key love to watch an entire series of what conversations happen with Stan and the cop after every single flagpole crash.

@Erorblck5

5 ай бұрын

Of course he use connection because he’s the CIA

What the hell!!! He got arrested for crashing into that flagpole while singing his theme song. That's clever for all these years.

"Sir that's a cat" 😂😂😂

So he crashes his car into the newly repaired flagpole everyday and just salutes each time? Stan is one certified lunatic.

@CMTechnica

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much everyone who goes undercover for the CIA fits that bill. Stan isn’t even an exception

@evandaymon8303

Жыл бұрын

He isn’t kidding that is his parking space even dick comfirm it by taking his parking spot in different intro sequence

0:44 always gets a good laugh out of me.

In the early days of American Dad Speedruns, players would often purposely crash Stan's car into the flagpole as crashing the car was a quicker way of stopping than hitting the brakes, and the game did not have a programmed event for if Stan crashed his car while outside the CIA. On August 17, 2020 however, this exploit was patched as crashing into the flagpole now triggers a cutscene in which Stan is arrested.

@Mikewee777

5 ай бұрын

Still funny

You got to love how Dimitri went out of his way to NOT catch him.

@evandaymon8303

Жыл бұрын

But at sametime saved him from breaking his back. This maybe a cartoon but it follows some sense of real life logic so he did him a favor ironically

@sacredpower7530

2 ай бұрын

​@@evandaymon8303They been through a lot worse dangerous shenanigans, he would've been fine in the long run.

I lost it when Stan started to climb the flagpole 😂

The taser part got me laughing! 😂😂😂😂😂

He outranks you but a stun gun still works perfectly 😂

Love when interruptions happen in openings. Gives spice

The fact that he intentionally moved the wheelbarrow full of leaves out the way is extra funny.

Honestly, this is one of the rarest cutscenes in the speedrun.

Heard this intro can only be achieved if you mash the "F" key repeatedly during the "Sun has a smile on it's face" sequence.

@deamarkuspalmer4766

Жыл бұрын

?

@officialsamumix

Жыл бұрын

@@deamarkuspalmer4766 Its a joke based on a American Dad speedrun meme

This scene single handedly stopped me from self deleting today. Thank you American Dad

In the old opening Stan would just park and then exit his car spinning around and just wave at the flag

Demetri probably saved saved Stan. That wheel barrel could have broken his spine.

@Bendetoma

Жыл бұрын

Its a cartoon wheel barrel though, it would have feathered his fall with the leaves

@richardgutierrez1439

Жыл бұрын

@@Bendetoma yeah but that's normal cartoons this is American Dad so cartoon logic wouldn't actually save Stan it would have just made feel worse this is a cartoon where people shoot stab and hurt each other I think the writers would have made stand hurt himself just because they've done it in the past because well it's Stan he deserves it sometimes

@santiago6676

Жыл бұрын

Damn he saved him twice

@Kyller9-2

Жыл бұрын

@@santiago6676 Yeah, I didn't catch that. Like Demetri.

"Sir, that's a cat."😂😂

Dmitri has been cleaning up Stan foolishness for 17 years no wonder he didn't speak up 😂😂

Stan better go back to old ways in season 1😂💯

0:41 "You can't touch me!" I think Peter Griffin has beaten you to that quote, Stan.

I'm surprised that the CIA is still in business despite all the costs they had to pay to repair the flagpole after Stan crashed into it numerous times.

@carultch

5 ай бұрын

The CIA is government paid.

@Erorblck5

5 ай бұрын

CIA is government funded

@Nope-move-along

2 ай бұрын

I'm surprised they still employ him

Damn, Demitri really wasnt there for Stan. 💀

@kyleeaton2660

Жыл бұрын

Of course not, he hates Stan.

@avatarwarmech

Жыл бұрын

@@kyleeaton2660 I would too if I was demetri and had to clean up his mess for the past 15 years

I love it how Roger runs across the screen😂.

“Sir a car just crashed through our sign and knocked down the flag pole” “EVERY GOD DAMN DAY”

0:05 Guess I'm done singing 😂

Sir, that's a cat. 💀

this reminds of the time where American Dad still had the newspaper gag and Stan saw a picture of Roger on the front page, starting the whole episode.

I was dying laughing at this whole scene 😂

Getting arrested during the opening is just bad RNG It kills so many runs

Stan: Guess I'm done singing Me: guess I'm done living😭

BRO YOU UNLOCKED THE SECRET ENDING

Always knew that stan's entitlement and his ego, will get him one day.

Reminds me of when he turned the car around because Roger wasn’t wearing a disguise.

LOL at Roger running away like a cat in a cat suit. Stan: What about him? Officer: Sure, that's a cat. LOL

@redrasegarden

5 ай бұрын

He wasn’t driving so he probably could just bail.

@Doknot-tb9ey

5 ай бұрын

@@redrasegarden Right.

@redrasegarden

5 ай бұрын

@@Doknot-tb9ey I’m not familiar with hit and run stuff so I don’t know if passengers also need to stay in cases like this

0:37 there should have been a fight like this between Him and Joe Swanson 😂

Dimitri been cleaning after this man for 17 years. It’s no wonder he won’t help Stan out now.

Stan been crashing into that flag poll for over 14 years from every intro and they now just catching him lol

🤣🤣🤣 that slap fight between Stan and the cop 🤣🤣🤣

@Tigerman1138

Жыл бұрын

So manly.

That slap fight was hilarious 😂😂😂

About time someone stopped him.

When you tries to recreate the intro you saw on TV in RL...

Dimitri is done with Stan's opening shenanigans.

0:41 Stan: You can't touch me! I outrank you! 😠 (Taze!) Stan: (Tazed) Catch me, Dimitri!😵‍💫

I always shake my head whenever Stan appears to forget he's a trained CIA agent. Seriously, he could have taken that cop out with no problem. But then again, while he's highly trained, he's still kind of an idiot XD

@richardgutierrez1439

Жыл бұрын

Highly trained yes but then that would have made problems with the police department and let's remember Police department is the people who have jurisdiction over the city and it's laws you CIA intelligence agency and call me nerd but CIA agents don't have immunity from breaking the law they can be outrightedly arrested by cop

@DirtyFrigginHarry

Жыл бұрын

@@richardgutierrez1439 Yeah but the way the show works, each individual member of the CIA get basically get away with anything the CIA has ever done.

@richardgutierrez1439

Жыл бұрын

@@DirtyFrigginHarry well yeah because everything they done is usually is done on there place not outside and every single time they mess up it's usually on there own operations so it harms mostly them

@temperspace

Жыл бұрын

He did win the "fight" though

@cactuscoolest4564

Жыл бұрын

@@richardgutierrez1439 he outranks the cop, if anything the cop would be facing some major consequences. Just the way it goes

I knew it! I knew this will happen someday. 😆😂

Dang Dmitry just threw Stan under the bus twice

"Guess I'm done singing " 🤣

I for one am happy to see Stan get arrested and tazed

Candace: Yes! I finally busted Stan Smith!

Stan: Dimitri you're fired for betrayal

Demetri didn't have to do Stan like that.

Oh wow, police actually trying to protect the flag, that's a new sight.

Time to add Police% to the American Dad Speedrun page

Peter : This is like Stan Smith getting arrested after crashing into the flagpole in the opening for the hundredth time

"You can't touch me, I outrank you!" TASERTASERTASER

About time he showed up. I called the authorities hours ago.

Lol I love how Dimitri is like nope! At the end lol

I like how frequently the show aknowles this as something Stan actually does every morning.

Is this a new DLC of the game?

@ToonyTails

Жыл бұрын

No it’s just a secret ending

@DHAdArchivez

Жыл бұрын

@@ToonyTails holy shit, how much endings are there to American Dad intro the game?

@ToonyTails

Жыл бұрын

@@DHAdArchivez Count every time the intro gets interrupted

New secret ending? Can’t wait to see the speedrunners exploit this!

00:13 Roger out of no where 🐱 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@carultch

5 ай бұрын

Sir, that's a cat.

“You can’t touch me, I out-rank you!” Best line

He's been crashing into the flagpole in the intro of every episode since 2008.

He failed this speed run attempt

You know what they say, nobody is above the law.

Imagine someone rebuilding the C I A stone

Roger still slips away, even though four episodes ago the insurance adjustor sang about roger cause Stan to crash into the flagpole, but it turns out that was mainly him not roger.

It was only a matter of time until the book was thrown at him.

I'm very skeptical that man's name is actually Dimitri. Probably one of the reasons he ignores Stan.

God bless you, Dimitri!

And this is why I truly and firmly believe American Dad is better than Family Guy; Hands down, roundabout, completely and utterly admit this without fail or hesitation.🗿

He could've just take out his CIA badge to get away with it

Finally Stan got what's coming of him for being a jerk for years in American Dad Series.

This is basically a speedrun gone wrong for some reason.

when will they speedrun this secret ending?

Wow, Dmitri really doesn't like Stan.

0:31 His Stomach Growl Sounds So Hilarious! XD

Cop totally ruined Stan's Speedrun.

Stan started working at the CIA in 1988 so it's possible he has done this over 10,000 times.

LOL its like the stewie pumpkin pie ending of the family guy intro, or the one where peter falls down on the stairs midway through it.

I'd love to see one were he crashes into the flag pole but after he says the cars fine the flag pole jumps out of the ground and smashes his car up shouting revenge lol

0:13 the cop obviously doesn't know that is Roger! 😂

And not a single F&%K was given by Dimitri.