But sometimes the reply is, " Why the hell did you ignore it for so long before seeking medical advice? It's too late now. We have to cut it off.. where's my bone-saw??"

@cory_and_co

2 жыл бұрын

that's the next time he goes in with this problem

@Studiepi

2 жыл бұрын

Ye that's the proplem

@rebelgirl7830

2 жыл бұрын

My mom stubbed her toe and the whole nail came off. My uncle (a former emt) told my mom that he was sorry but they had to cut it off immediately. He went into the kitchen and brought back a knife. She believed him and just about had a heart attack 🤣 love that dude

@Commander_Shepard.

2 жыл бұрын

Pweaase dont cut my hand senpai, ill so anything 🥺👉👈

@daikonlegs2726

2 жыл бұрын

@@rebelgirl7830 lmao 😭 your poor mom I would be terrified

“I broke my arm in 3 places.” “Then don’t go to those 3 places. That will be $69M”

@wabow4165

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@emberjaaas

Жыл бұрын

That's what she-

@planatgame

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂😂

@roxiethecockapoo1138

Жыл бұрын

lol

@l.thangamanimani9535

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

“I broke my arm.” “Have you considered losing weight?”

@TekoKYLO

Жыл бұрын

This one. How bout my intestines and bowels been blocked for nine months went to ER and was told we dont see anything on CT go home and see GI and no GI will take my insurance. I've bene on laxatives for a long time and now my bpdy is swelling with fluid . No one has any answers. Havnt been able to eat solid food for almost a year. And I get told you need to lose weight.

@wolfiemix

11 ай бұрын

@@TekoKYLO Not being able to eat solid food isn't just an everyday thing that can affect people, it's serious, so I don't know why the doctors don't care. There has to be someone out there who can help you. I recommend asking around. Not just googling doctors near you, but asking neighbors, friends, etc. And see who they go to. I used Nextdoor to find a cardiologist. I get told my issues are "anxiety" when they really aren't and I know that. My psychiatrist knows that, heck, even my endocrinologist for my thyroid knows something else is happening! (Except my physicians don't seem to care... they write it off as anxiety) . So I asked neighbors who they see and who will actually listen to my issues and not dismiss me. I have a list of recommendations now, but I haven't had time to looks for appointments cuz I'm busy lol. Oh well, gonna try in the future to get my health back in order.

@fart63

8 ай бұрын

Or if you’re a woman: “are you on your period?”

@mixzuko

8 ай бұрын

literally every single time I go to the doctors they always ALWAYS tell me it’s because of my weight. It’s basically like your mom saying your head hurts because of your phone.

@warrenarnold

7 ай бұрын

​@@TekoKYLOtry jumping on a full bowel, it works

I’m from the UK. My wife gave birth to our son in an NHS Hospital. Epidural, gas, antibiotics, surgery, 2 night stay, 3 meals a day. Checking over my son for 2 days to make sure he’s ok, weighing him, testing reflexes, sight, etc. It cost us absolutely NOTHING! I drover my wife to the hospital and parked in their car park (which cost about £24 for 2 whole days) which is the only thing I paid. All medical care was free. As soon as we walked into the hospital and she was clearly in labour, nurses just sprung into action! Ran over with a wheelchair, checked her over and wheeled her up to the birthing ward. Had our own private room just me and her, with doctors popping in and out to install the epidural, check on her and make sure she and the baby are ok. The private room had a lovely view of our towns! When the epidural kicked in, it took several hours for her to be fully dialated, so we just chilled and talked all night! Played games on our phones and just chilled. The Epidural was doing a terrific job - really took the pain away from her! When time to push, he came half way out and wouldn’t move any further. They wheeled us straight into surgery and got him out absolutely fine! This all cost absolutely nothing! I don’t know why Americans are so against “socialist” healthcare! It works, I’m telling you with first hand experience, it works! Your police dept is socialist, as is your fire dept, schools, libraries, etc. What’s one more thing that’s gonna stop you from going bankrupt just because you happened to get cancer?? The fact people are against it makes absolutely no sense at all. But as they say “only in America”

@TreasureDeal

2 ай бұрын

We can go broke over a broken arm for crying out loud. It's ridiculous. Even when you know you're ill, you know you can't afford to find out what it is, never mind medication or treatment.

@seanreeder5784

2 ай бұрын

@@TreasureDeal this is an argument I’ve had when an American said “there are no lines in our healthcare systems.” I said “that’s because people can’t afford to stand in the line!” You can’t have a line if nobody’s standing in it!”

@cashflownpv

2 ай бұрын

I wish I had it like that in Canada. Even though I found out my mom's AHIT and cancer treatment would cost hundreds of thousands (in the US) I wasn't totally covered here in Toronto. I had to pay $26.00 for all day hospital parking

Patient : It hurts when I breathe. Doctor : Then stop doing that.

@chil_vibez.lucian7070

2 жыл бұрын

That will cost you $20,000,000,000

@-castus-

2 жыл бұрын

@@chil_vibez.lucian7070 and more 11,000,000,0000 for feeling pain

@makmcdermott

2 жыл бұрын

I live with a type of chronic pain that causes stabbing type pain every time I breath (in and out). If I could live and not breath, i would have figured out that trick in the last 20+ years

@kitty667

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@marhar5973

2 жыл бұрын

Solves all healthcare problems

"Doc my arms hurt when i wake up in the morning" "Then wake up in the afternoon anyways irll be 50k$"

@marigeorg1322

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@harringtonss

2 жыл бұрын

@@marigeorg1322 omg i love green day

@NoobGamer-1233

2 жыл бұрын

irll?

@ArtemSayapov

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoobGamer-1233 "it'll" probably a typo

@festivekai9846

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArtemSayapov why is there always someone like you

I dislocated my shoulder and several months later had THIS EXACT SAME DAMN conversation with my primary ...PRIMARY DOCTOR.

@wolflinggon5664

Жыл бұрын

I had a primary care doctor tell me that there was no way I had dislocated and rolled it back into place on my own (accidentally and three days later). My husband (the child of an R/N) tells her to take X-rays and check my shoulder. She refused. Went to a chiropractor about a year later for back issues and he asked if there were previous injuries he needed to know about. Once my back issues (spine being pulled out of alignment due to a huge knot of muscle) he Xrayed my shoulder and found minor damage to the socket that is very common with dislocated joints. When I finally got a decent doctor, he sent that X-ray to her and whenever I go in for a yearly physical, she X-rays my shoulder to keep an eye on it

@shimmershine6902

Жыл бұрын

@@wolflinggon5664Wait same, I dislocated my knee (as I have multiple times, it was probably the 6th time I’ve ever dislocated it) and I popped it back in. And I went to a doctor because I literally threw a rock into a lake and it popped out and I was tired of easy things causing my joints to literally pop out. And he said I couldn’t possibly have dislocated it, because dislocations are extremely painful and I was walking around just fine. 😐 Like yeah, it was extremely painful WHILE IT WAS DISLOCATED, not right then when I popped it back in???

@shrekislifeshrekislove8849

Жыл бұрын

i had dislocated my kneecap and went to a specialist and got the same response for years, just got major surgery for it last week

@shrekislifeshrekislove8849

Жыл бұрын

@@shimmershine6902 i’m sorry dude, i know how that feels, i have trochlear dysplasia and i also get a lot of dislocations and it’s so tiring and just frustrating. i hope you can get better care for this, because your pain matters

@karenneill9109

Жыл бұрын

@@shimmershine6902I dislocated my shoulder when I was 15. Put it back in myself. A few months later a doctor said ‘you can’t possibly have dislocated it and put it back in yourself’. Just like when I broke my arm ‘You can’t have broken it, it doesn’t hurt enough.’, or, ‘Your hand isn’t supposed to do that, doesn’t that HURT!?!’. Nope. It doesn’t appear to hurt as much as it should. I’m 50 now. Turns out I have a connective tissue disorder that causes you to dislocate easily, and it doesn’t hurt nearly as much when you dislocate it or break it. But it does just as much damage to the joint and cartilage when you injure them! The damaged joints sure hurt now…

I was legit told this by a VA doctor. Dude was ancient and told me that not using my hand would let it heal. He did no tests or scans. Obviously it got significantly worse and I had to do intensive therapy to fix just the issue caused by ignoring it.

@kdallas3966

Жыл бұрын

Yup. That's the VA. If they don't kill you, you're tougher than you thought. They definitely try to though.

@geekchick4859

Жыл бұрын

It’s not just VA - whatever the fuck that is.

@skydaddy8918

Жыл бұрын

@@geekchick4859 its the hospital for veterans

@rebekahjimenez2808

Жыл бұрын

​@@geekchick4859 would it have hurt you to Google it? VA stands for Veterans Administration.

@kdallas3966

Жыл бұрын

@Geek Chick ROTFLMAO. You know what some of the problem is in Healthcare? People LIE to doctors. They do not listen either. They take medication until symptoms go away. Or ask for medicine They don't really need but they heard about. Or they want narcotics for pain they don't have but want that feeling of escape. They eat garbage and then come in howling I've done EVERYTHING to lose weight so gimme a magic cure or surgery. Willing to mutilate a perfectly good organ instead of taking responsibility for their eating habits and exercise. Usually holding a sugar filled soda or Starbucks cup and a bag from McDonald's. Eating French fries. I know that for a flat fact. I'm a doctor. Yes, doctors make mistakes. Frequently it's because people don't tell us everything. My ex husband was a perfect example. He was a cocaine junkie. He developed a specific cardiac lesion seen only in coke users. He flat lied to the Dr who did his cath. I told the doctor the truth. He said he already knew he was lying. Meanwhile, he was continuing to use it. One of the reasons I dropped his butt. He LIED.

„I broke my arm in two places“ „Then dont go to these places again“

@Bailemos888

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@alexia3552

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😂

@Mary-vw8gh

2 жыл бұрын

And that'll be $4000

@TheRoyalBavarian

2 жыл бұрын

Dang, we have the same doc

@jorgejimenes6303

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO ahw ma Godd

"it hurts to walk" "then stop walking"

@limalicious

2 жыл бұрын

And you have to buy your own wheelchair.

@youness9561

2 жыл бұрын

@@limalicious and that will be 3k if you don't mind

@bunglebob

2 жыл бұрын

@@youness9561 “Looks like insurance won’t cover..neither will we”

@ayl5405

2 жыл бұрын

I went to a Pennsylvania hospital because I was constantly smelling smoke when there was none, doctor said I had depression 🙄 I was like¿¿?? BRo what???? Smelling smoke can mean sinus infection Brain tumors And other health issue and he said I just had (depression) It costed 3,000 for only him to tell me might have depression!

@buu3441

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayl5405 who tf goes to a hospital over the smell of smoke, like dude then just stop smelling 💀

Had a nurse give me an ultrasound, tell me the ultrasound machine was broken, then they billed me for $1300 for turning on a broken machine that have them 0 results. America is a fucking joke.

@andreaknisley154

Жыл бұрын

You should have disputed that. You can do that.

@GolemDude

Жыл бұрын

@@andreaknisley154 Wouldn’t they dispute your dispute until you give up

@andreaknisley154

Жыл бұрын

@@GolemDude well... idk. I'm not a quitter. 😂. And I really wouldn't be if they charged me $1300 for some pictures they didn't even TAKE!!!!!! lol. ... 🎶Hellllll nahhh...to the nah nah nah 🎶 🤣🤣 either take it off- or it sits on my credit report and I'm not paying it. 😂 cuz it's the principle of the thing. It's shameful that they did that to the lady who commented...... smh.

@andreaknisley154

Жыл бұрын

@@GolemDude AND- she would of won the dispute if she disputed it. You dispute it with the medical billing ppl at the hospital..... your insurance will also help you dispute it- if u have it.

@GolemDude

Жыл бұрын

@@andreaknisley154 I just feel like your soul would be sucked out arguing with them, they would make it as hard as possible and take as long as possible so they can get away with more things by deterring people, not everyone would have the mental capacity and be able to pull out their inner Karen to dispute a bs bill, because that’s what it takes when I overhear my parents on the phone, I think I’d go crazy once I have to deal with my own healthcare provider

Recently I took my mom to a rheumatologist. I said my mom has these three symptoms and we wanted to know if they’re related. The doc said “interesting”. No follow up. Just interesting.

@patientzero5685

9 ай бұрын

@@alpaige7255 I believe you!

@jamesheo106

6 ай бұрын

Very interesting indeed. That’ll be 4M

"That'll be $3000." Man just flatlined💀

@rjay9193

2 жыл бұрын

Now it's $15k to bury you

@aceclop

2 жыл бұрын

" I'm afraid it's now 6,000"

@randomasian6948

2 жыл бұрын

@@aceclop you forgot a couple 0s. Oh how many? It’s not a number at this point.

@FeatherMelody

2 жыл бұрын

Aye $3000 sounds pretty cheap for that level of care

@cristianpajaro8323

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomasian6948 i think you forgot the ecuation for the price

"Hey doc, I've been getting migraines and nose bleeds for 2 weeks now." "Here's a $100 glass of tap water and two $150 200mg ibuprofen."

@LoveAngelMusicLady

2 жыл бұрын

YEP!!!!

@quincyjones5676

2 жыл бұрын

Yeap. Our healthcare is a huge scam.

@weirdbookshelf49

2 жыл бұрын

And 10 000 for the consult

@tanjalehner6891

2 жыл бұрын

2 Ibuprofen 150 Dollar? In Austria, our additional cost for meds is just 6.50 Euro for a pack of 30.

@alexia3552

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanjalehner6891 yeppp, isn’t the institutional corruption so great?

I remember getting hurt on the job, and they sent me to this worker comp doctor. The dude made me wait for so long while I was in pain and came in, barely looked at my x-rays, and just told me I had a strain. I told him I knew what a strain was, and this pain was no strain. He legit called me a hypochondriac. I got fed up after a few more visits and had a nurse from the company with me, and I was not improving. I was getting worse. He just got annoyed with me and wouldn't even see me, and it pissed the nurse off. I eventually said screw this and went and got my own doctor. Dude did some more x rays, looked at my mri scans ( told me if it was possible to get another mri scan as apparently the scans I had were terrible which makes sense since the women taking my mri said it was a faulty machine and they took the scan 3 TIMES. ) He looked at my x-rays and actually took time to look at them and measured the spacing between them and realized why I was in so much pain. My L4 and L5 were turned into 2 different directions, and L4 was crooked. It was pinching a nerve to which it had caused nerve damage as well, and due to my muscles being locked for so long ( over a year), my left side was starting to recieve damage as well. The doctor told me that if you just look at the x-rays, it doesn't seem obvious. I never wanted to kill a doctor before, but I wish I could have killed that worker comp doctor. I had been in so much pain that I couldn't lay down in bed and had been sleeping in a recliner, and the guy was making out like I was crazy.

Me and my mom once waited 9 Hours in the hospital just for the doctors to give me some medicine i have been taking every day 💀

Patient: "it hurt to give you payment" Docter: "then don't gi.......WAIT!!

@chaos.n.cosmos

2 жыл бұрын

"Alright, you said it! Goodbye and have a nice day doc" 🤣😂

@umbhalob0427

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@drip2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@umbhalob0427 how

@umbhalob0427

2 жыл бұрын

@@drip2007 its a dad joke and no one laughs at these jokes

@primus3217

2 жыл бұрын

@@umbhalob0427 the 200+ likes says otherwise

Patient: Hey doc it hur- Doctor: Then stop being hurt. Patient: Understandable, have a great day.

@lawfulhusbands

2 жыл бұрын

That'll be 3000$

@UKMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

The first 2 lines applies to snowflakes... The 3rd, not so much ;)

@lightlight5706

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@alexia3552

2 жыл бұрын

God, my first neurologist when I went in for severe intractable pain (Thankfully it finally got figured out and several years later I’m doing much better, turns out 80% of what I needed was physical therapy and Botox from my dentist for TMJ-cramped jaw muscles)

@regularguy15

2 жыл бұрын

That wd b 3k

Facts! Kept having weird body anomalies. For 3 days straight I kept waking up with a swollen face. Went to the hospital in VA she said "I don't know what you look like on a daily basis, so I can't tell if your face is swollen. Take some benadryl and come back if it gets worse." 2 days later my face kept swelling. 2 days after that found out I was a month and a half pregnant.

@coilyreflections

8 ай бұрын

@artofcreation_photos Baby came out nano preemie (10 weeks early, less than 2 pounds). She's healthy now, functioning like a newborn! I'm actually working on a video about how I found out.

@chriserony

6 ай бұрын

The one time they don't do a pregnancy test for a completely random ailment.

I literally had a doctor say that to me during my appointment. I was shocked and never went again.

The look of shear terror from the advice was first class.

lies all lies i've never gotten out of the emergency room with a bill that was less than 10,000 dollars

@ronishastroud8891

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah $3,000 if u lucky.

@ruthleon-navarro2050

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell! Really? Our health system isn’t perfect, but thank goodness, emergency room care is free.

@vasilikigeorgiou5971

2 жыл бұрын

Good God I can see the vultures hanging over my head, trying to get their filthy beaks on my credit card....😱😱

@lindseymcdougall9774

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not from the USA, but from everything I’ve read, I was thinking that sounds like a good deal for the usa

@119beaker

2 жыл бұрын

You would think at those prices you wouldn't have to wait.

I waited 3 months to see a neurologist. All he had to tell me was, “stop hitting your head.” Well alrighty then! 🙃

“I waited 4 hours for this” “That’s the good part”

True story: Me to my doctor: Doc, I’ve never felt so tired. Doc: you’ve never been this old. But it’s Canada so it was free.

@Hmm-pn2xx

2 жыл бұрын

But it was free😭

@duha5885

2 жыл бұрын

That doc needs to get kicked out of his chamber though ngl

@live_troublemaker

2 жыл бұрын

What utter nonsense. Most docs have tried to tell me my problems were "just part of getting old". As it turns out, I had lots of inflammation from being nutritionally deficient. Still working on it. But I feel better now than I did 10 years ago. This is why I am going to be a nutritionist 🙂

@lordandsavior6726

2 жыл бұрын

@@live_troublemaker nah, your body just matured as you got older, all problems are based on your age and nothing else, ever, no matter what happens. You sprain your ankle? You're just old dw about it.

@live_troublemaker

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordandsavior6726 dw?

The assistant doing a very painful evaluation a very specialized ENT's office after I'd been coughing violently for 6 months straight: "have you tried not coughing?" My husband had to put his hand on my leg to remind me not to kill the stupid assistant. I think she still heard the venom in my voice. It was bad enough this was the second trip to this clinic after they'd pawned me off on a PA the first time instead of the doctor I'd been sent to see specifically. She openly admitted she didn't know what was wrong but wanted to try a specific medication. When I asked if it interfered with a medication I was on that interfered with a ton of other medications she said, "oh, yeah, you'll need to stop taking that." "Um, so you're telling a mental health patient to go off your meds." "I'm sure your psychiatrist can find something else." "So you want me to go off a medication that is working very well for a known disorder so you can try a medication that may or may not work for a disorder I may or may not have. I'm not comfortable with that." "Well, if you aren't willing to accept my help then there's nothing I can do for you." I was able to see her notes later and labeled me "uncooperative". I had been waiting 2.5 months for that appointment. I went back to the pulmonologist who told me to go to the doctor at that clinic and told her what happened. She excused herself. I heard her raised voice from the other end of the clinic but couldn't make out her words. She came back in and said, "They're going to call you within the hour to schedule a new appointment. If they don't call or offer you an appointment in the next 2 weeks with Dr. ___ call my nurse and I'll get it sorted out." To this day she is one of the best doctors I've ever had the pleasure of having. 2 weeks later the doctor saw me, apologized profusely for everything to that point and diagnosed me immediately. I was on a common medication that played well with my other meds and had relief from my symptoms within days. The med the PA wanted wouldn't have worked.

@Serenityblu23

Жыл бұрын

I was in the hospital and my dad came to visit when he noticed I was dragging my foot. He questioned it and I said my foot hurt. He informed the nurse and came back the next day to speak to the nurse who said I was fine. I released that day and went to another hospital who said I had a blood clot in my leg and needed surgery.

@stephaniecruvant9130

Жыл бұрын

Well Done! Your response to the assistant is Oscar-worthy!

My daughter got kicked in the ribs by another karate student. She had a hard time breathing so I took her to the ER. By the time they saw her she was breathing fine. The MD handed her a paper bag and told her” just keep breathing.” I asked him “ and you went to medical school for this?” He said yes. My daughter never asked me to take her to the ER again.

Only 3000? What a bargain!

Patient: it hurts to pee Doc: then stop doing that

@feitansumbrella

2 жыл бұрын

when i had a uti my doctor whatever said "Okay dont pee for 3 hours" then proceeded to tell me to drink a full bottle of water

@brotheronhigh4650

2 жыл бұрын

@@feitansumbrella so the doctors do tell patients not to pee, But seriously that does sound pretty bad.

@ichijou_kun8263

2 жыл бұрын

That'll be $5000

@brotheronhigh4650

2 жыл бұрын

@@ichijou_kun8263 I’ll be running

@kathidori8504

2 жыл бұрын

@@ichijou_kun8263 😄😅😂🤣

My coworker went to urgent care for his stomach pain. Doctor: "it's anxiety" 🙄🙄

@flappybird9327

2 жыл бұрын

I am sorry for your coworker

@Gilvids

2 жыл бұрын

Its possible. Most stomach problem is caused by autoimmune disorder triggered by anxiety

@TheDestroyer73

2 жыл бұрын

at least they didnt tell them its acid reflex etc like they used to tell me

@Webojobo

9 ай бұрын

Kept having weird symptoms. ER docs kept telling me "you are just a stressed out housewife, go home and relax"..I already have a pretty chill life and my kids are mostly grown and gone...so ya//turns out I have debilitating anxiety that has gone untreated for the past 15 years. Solution? "go home and try not to stress out too much"..awesome..currently owe about 200k in ER bills, 5k for an ambulance, and i dont even know how much from the private bills because the docs at the ER all have separate billing. I probably have bills floating around I dont even know I have. Takes 4 months to get an appointment with my "primary care" doc, who sends a nurse to see me instead. Never answers the phone. Cant figure out how to bill my insurance so half of my appointments get cancelled while i try to get the insurance and doctor to talk to each other. Its a shitshow. So i started smoking pot while i wait for the medical system here to pull its greedy head out.

@maika4082

28 күн бұрын

@@Webojoboyou’ll be waiting until the cows come home, unfortunately.

Seriously, family medicine can be similar to this sometimes. But these kinds of minor complaints really don't belong in the ER

@thegayestgoth

6 ай бұрын

You can take any complaint you want to the ER. Feel free to ignore this idiot.

don't forget the part where someone with absolutely no medical knowledge tells you over the phone whether you really need a procedure/medication even though an actual medical professional said you do. i'm not even an adult yet and i'm leaving this country as soon as i can 😭😭

"You also breathed in some of our oxygen so that'll be another $500"

@TheAnomics1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"it hurts to talk" "Then dont talk" That'll be $6900 dollars

@charlesrodriguez7984

Жыл бұрын

Patient:“What if I don’t pay because it hurts?” Doc:Then don’t pa- WAIT WHAT???!??

For people from another country think this is an exaggeration, it is not. I was charged $200 for 5-min video call consultation with my doctor during COVID, which he made me wait 40-min before showing up. He basically just told me not to worry without even really listening to me, only ordered some blood tests after I insisted. My insurance covered 75% of the cost, so it was literally $800 for 5 mins.

@sasquatch7234

7 ай бұрын

I got charged over 1,000 just to have an ER doctor talk to me for 20 minutes. No tests or anything. Thankfully he was right and I was ok. However, over 1,000 dollars just to warm a chair and have a doctor gab with me? F*cking ridiculous. And our politicians say everything is ok. Lol. Bastards. All of them.

"it hurts when my heart beats" Docter: "then don't beat your heart" **patient dies**

“Okay, and now the appointment is done, that’s gonna come to… $2000.” _”$2000?! I can’t pay that much!”_ “… $2500.”

@8834

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget, 1000 more for the extra 2 seconds.

@grunklestan4530

2 жыл бұрын

two thousand..... 2000? i can't pay that ... five hundered....

@savinggrace2750

2 жыл бұрын

Man forgot some zeros

@peytonflanagan7264

2 жыл бұрын

@@savinggrace2750 lol good one

@ThatGuy-vi8ch

2 жыл бұрын

*Slaps $2500 onto credit card* *Cries in 24% interest rate* *Cries again after realizing $2500 turned into $3500 and a years worth of debt*

My problem with like “it hurts when I do this” and “then don’t do that” is like… if you found out it hurts when you did something then obviously it’s a movement necessary for like living, and you can’t just stop it

@WesaTwoRivers

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a very old Vaudeville joke.

@alexia3552

2 жыл бұрын

“Then stop being alive” The most convenient patient is a dead one :)

This is actually what happened when I had a buckle fracture in my left wrist.

You forgot the part where he prescribes you OxyContin that you don’t need

@tabbyreed8925

7 ай бұрын

I wish. Doctors and dentists won't give pain meds out for anything anymore, even when you need it. They are telling people with broken bones and root canals to take tylenol now-a-days.

i remember going to the dermatologist about my feet peeling . He told me its my sweat and to not sweat🤣 At this point i think they give anyone a degree .

@stefanshen1622

2 жыл бұрын

what the fxxk for real?

@slayer2450

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, let me just stop sweating

@bunglebob

2 жыл бұрын

That’s it?

@notyourbusiness1352

2 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT!!! Pls confirm this, it's true??

@Anomalous_loafofbread

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes. *stops sweating.*

My mom when I tell her something hurts

@1Rose_

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@alecpearlman3271

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@ElvenPrince

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. But she has the excuse of not having a medical degree

You forgot:"Do you pay cash or with your widely overcharged creditcard?"

Same in Sweden. Went to a physical therapist for pain in my neck when I tilted my head forward and his response was " it isn't good to tilt forward, the neck is designed to go backwards " and then I just had pain for 3 months until it disappeared. It was free though

I know he's just acting out a joke as a skit but Man is really going for that Oscar award

@robyn2124

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I’m from the UK so we have NHS but I felt how this feels for Americans to my core!

“But I should be able to do this motion!”

@annana6098

2 жыл бұрын

See also: "My job requires this motion, and without a job, I can't pay you."

I read somewhere, some chinese flew back to China, had an appendectomy and flew back to US. He still saved considerable percentage of what he would have to pay in US for same.

POV when your watching from Australia:😮.

I’m in Canada, but I told my doctor that my shoulder hurts when I raise my hand, and she looked me right in the eyes and said “don’t do that anymore.”

@rai4119

2 жыл бұрын

.......... And then????

@ibtsamjadoh9988

2 жыл бұрын

@@rai4119 yeah then what happened? 🤔

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

Well??? What was the cause??

@cboyd7033

2 жыл бұрын

Literally nothing happened, my shoulder still hurts. I am hyper mobile though, we know that now.

@lynny7891

2 жыл бұрын

@@cboyd7033 I feel lucky to have my doctor. She actually took the time to see if there was something wrong with my shoulder, since I broke it at a young age and it never got treated. I found out I'm hypermobile in my right shoulder. I got stuck doing physical therapy for two weeks to strengthen the muscles around the shoulder. It feels alot better now, I barely have any pain. The pain only started again cause I have been too lazy to workout.

Actually had something like this happen. Was in for something else but brought up my shoulder hurting when I moved it a certain way. Doc literally said don't do that then. Tooo accurate!

@owlislike

2 жыл бұрын

This. I have a hyper mobile knee cap ( did not know at the time) and went to a sports medicine doctor who examined my leg then promptly told me he had never heard of my symptoms and since I could not make it slip on command it must not be a problem.

@npgilbertson

2 жыл бұрын

@@owlislike That's truly sad. I imagine they tend to just get so busy and into a rhythm of it always being simple things, or maybe they forget. I'd enjoy it if they did at least try to examine things a bit better.

@FreeOnGoal

2 жыл бұрын

It's usually because one of the four rotator cuff tendons is partially torn

@Nazgul094

2 жыл бұрын

@@npgilbertson well, most doctors are still learning things, it's not like they know every single disease and condition from their specialty, so sometimes they've never heard of something and actually have to research it themselves or consult it with other doctors from the specialty or even tell you to look for a second opinion since they don't know enough about the condition.

@cheatahmame6663

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nazgul094 They should just tell you they don’t know and not charge for it.

Went to a rheumatologist to tell him my joints were loose, cracking and I couldn’t exercise at the gym anymore. He said stop exercising then 😵‍💫

“ I have cancer “ “ Then just stop having cancer “ That will be 10M Dollars

Canada: “I waited four months for this!”

@_.YouTubeBad_.

2 жыл бұрын

But it’s free and there are actual doctors

@byzantinev1nce659

2 жыл бұрын

@@_.KZreadBad_. I’m sorry did you say there aren’t actual doctors in Canada and not America

@_.YouTubeBad_.

2 жыл бұрын

@@byzantinev1nce659 yes

@byzantinev1nce659

2 жыл бұрын

@@_.KZreadBad_. 🫤 that was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire fucking life

@PeaceOfMake

2 жыл бұрын

How would you know?

Accurate. Years ago when I was a teenager I caught dengue fever. I was writhing in pain and delirious with fever. The doctor told my mom to take me home and bring me back once i started bleeding😒

@cris-RN

2 жыл бұрын

Smh.. sorry to hear that.. that's our shitty healthcare system for ya.. it's getting worse and worse... Healthcare is definitely not what it used to be.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144

2 жыл бұрын

Your guys health system sounds like it's run by terrorists or the Klan or Joker or some shit, I swear to god. Like. It actually sounds like a nightmare.

@FullMoonOctober

2 жыл бұрын

What they meant was: if you leave and come back I can charge you twice before actually helping you.

@jenniferbradley9740

Жыл бұрын

@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 sounds like it is, because it actually is a $h!t+y system here in the US...

@Wallychans

Жыл бұрын

@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Theyre called Jews.

That is why you go to a chiropractor with good reviews.

this is why people don't go to hospitals

@bilbobaggins9451

10 ай бұрын

Yup. Its engraned into us that you never go to the doctor for anything. Even if your arm is cut off.

So freaking accurate. I was once told I was too young to get arthritis in my hands in my 20s and to come back when my hands were deformed. WTF? 30 yrs later and they aren't deformed yet, but I've been in pain every day of my life.

@alexia3552

2 жыл бұрын

“Come back after it’s too late” what the fuck is wrong with doctors (Chronic pain is brutal, I hope you’re able to get some real help for the pain! It might be worth your time to see a physical therapist, an experienced one will have a lot of knowledge about the body that the average GP does not demonstrate, specifically bones+muscles+joints, they might be able to point you in the direction of whatever kind of help you specifically need, and possibly even help alleviate some pain in the meantime with things like dry needling. Wishing you relief!)

@dylanalmeida5331

2 жыл бұрын

Uh look I’m not a doctor but you should probably go get that checked out…. By a different doctor

@facade0074

2 жыл бұрын

Too young to get arthritis is bs I’m 14 and I have arthritis in my knee

@Wallychans

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanalmeida5331 Theyre all the same these days

forgot the xray showing nothing & then 2 weeks later going in for a mri & finding what amounts to a severally damaged cup.

@evettc7887

2 жыл бұрын

Your insurance doesn't cover that.

“It hurts to breathe” “Stop breathing” *flatline*

*card declines* “Bring in Brutus”

You missed the running commentary: "Have you ever thought about losing weight?" (Yes, thanks, I struggled with anorexia in high school and college.) "It wouldn't hurt if you lost weight." (The injury happened when I was at my lightest weight and has never actually been x-rayed because no one believes that it hurts.) "Why didn't you see someone earlier about this??" (I did. See previous.) 🤬

@horsenroundstudio

2 жыл бұрын

@@soda_pops9466 15 years of dealing with draft horses. I hear ya. Have the osteoarthritis to show for it. Hope you can find a doc with a better solution!

Yup. This pretty much sums it up. 😄 Murica: Sell your kidney to cover the cost of your chemo

@TheLocomono9

2 жыл бұрын

What if it’s kidney cancer? No longer your problem

@PinkRose0910

2 жыл бұрын

That’s illegal. You can donate a kidney, but getting paid for it isn’t allowed. However in America the medical cost for the surgery of the donor will be covered because of laws passed to help transplant patients.

@Pinkcardss

Жыл бұрын

@@PinkRose0910 that’s surprising. What about the person _getting_ the transplant?

@ArabicLover101

Жыл бұрын

@@Pinkcardss transplant patients bro

@Sesj02

Жыл бұрын

*sell your home, you can’t afford it anyways because of how jacked up the real estate market is*

Don’t go to the ER for a sprained shoulder

That is not an exaggeration! Doctors in US HOSPITAL CHARGE PATIENTS BY EACH MINUTE! We paid over $600 with health insurance for a brief doctor consultation at st Luke hospital and the Indian doctor and the hospital systems were both horrible! No one will help and answer any emergency questions after the hospital visit!

3000? thats a great deal!!!

@brandonf3727

2 жыл бұрын

Musta been after the insurance scammed i mean payed the other 68,000$

My mom says it for free. Thank you mom.

"I got decapitated and burned at the stake." "You sure you're not just having period cramps? Now give me your right arm and left leg."

My dad just called, and he wants his joke back.

"It hurt when i breath" "stop breathing then" "..............." "That will be $5000"

I've been walking around with a pinched nerve for the past 3 years. The doctor's only suggestion was some OTC pain pills😂

@live_troublemaker

2 жыл бұрын

That is typical Western medicine. Don't look for a root cause. Throw a pill at it! I finally got some relief from acupuncture & chiropractic. I am now starting functional movement. Check out Upright Health here on YT

@danielle7163

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, can you describe what thats like and how you deal with it? I think one of my family members may be experiencing thsi.

@camerondale6529

2 жыл бұрын

Same, except the doctor also offered to lop off the parts of my body that were in pain so I could be sure to experience phantom pain :)

@ldylee01

2 жыл бұрын

I've been walking around with a pinch nerve in my shoulder for about the sametime 3 plus years. Take Tylenol....

"Hol'up sir, let me consult ChatGPT first"

“There’s blood in my urine.” “Do you smoke?”

"Hey doc, when I touch my chest, it hurts, when I touch my hips it hurts, when I touch your desk it hurts..." "You sir have a broken finger"

@user-my4vj6ng9l

8 ай бұрын

Let me guess you work in the medical industry

@mr.duckie._.

7 ай бұрын

if i didn't have that much money in america, and they called the ambulance on me i would try my best to hide & escape, so i don't go into debt.

@SaintMatthieuSimard

7 ай бұрын

Maybe callers should bear responsibility for half the bill so they call a taxi instead lol@@mr.duckie._.

Had a doc tell me this years ago.. I left the office.

@RandomOne1999

2 жыл бұрын

No you didn’t.

@LxvxndxrBxnny

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomOne1999 maybe not verbatim but there is a good chance that it is true because I had a similar thing happen where I was sick so I went to the doctors but I was told that I "was just PMSing" and then got charged $100

@abitfuzzy1773

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomOne1999 funny don't remember You being in the room with me. Btw I'm old school when it comes to going to see a Dr. If I'm seeing a Dr something is wrong enough to not be able to just push through it and carry on.. but believe whatever you want if it makes you happy 😁

@RandomOne1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@abitfuzzy1773 I will 😁 no doctor would ever say that

@abitfuzzy1773

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomOne1999 maybe in your area. But it was at least 10 years ago.

I'm pretty much regretting every trip to the doc because they're always finding things they want to double check on "just in case" which always turn out benign, but I'm stuck with paying for the entire bill because my insurance says the tests were unnecessary. This is why I can't afford anything.

@m_d1905

Жыл бұрын

You xan refuse these tests. You are not required to accept every test offered to you. Or better yet, get the info from your doctor and call the insurance before you go get it. If the insurance says to won't pay or ots not necessary, put it back on your doctor to get pre authorization for these tests.

It really hurts my wallet when I go seek healthcare. The Doc:

I went to the ER for my eye it was bulging waited 4 hours for them to say you need to see a specialist charged me 3k. I went home and got drunk off wine n my problem went away but now I can't stop drinking.

@ayishaks6510

2 жыл бұрын

Stop drinking. Head to eu Turkey or South Asia for treatment.

As someone with chronic health problems, this is soooo true. I go to the ER with obvious problems and they say I’m fine and give me a big bill and leave after being there for hours and not receiving any help.

In the US, you have to tell the doc you need that motion for your job. Because even your doctor recognizes the importance of making more ticky tackies for your boss!

I waited 5 hours for 3 stitches

“Help doc I have cancer!” “Then stop doing that”

As one who has been, done, and seen, Steve knows what is going on!

@JediCloud

2 жыл бұрын

I knew you weren’t dead, Rasputin.

"hey doc it hurt when I breathe" "Then stop breathing" . . "Oh"

It's an oldie but a goodie.

So true. I love it when the doctor looks at me and says, " So what would you like me to do for that?" Are you serious right now, you're the doctor and that's why I came, I thought you might know. Lol

Wait I can't anderstand something. I live in Greece and when I went to the hospital because my hand was hurting, they just fixed it and that was all. I didn't pay anything, but when you hurt your hand in America you have to pay only to put a band to keep your hand stable. If anyone can explain.

@jevislife5675

2 жыл бұрын

essentially yes if you don't have insurance

@ContactsNfilters

Жыл бұрын

The u.s.a. has Stockholm syndrome.

That's a running joke between my son and me.

Bruh it's the same as "doc every time I wake up in the morning my back hurts" "wake up at noon then"

My mom waited all night in the ER for stitches when a horse bit her and ripped off skin

@Violett_Ginn

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve waited longer than that for an ESBL infection in my gall bladder. They then kept me in the ER from Sunday to Friday until they decided to do surgery at another hospital

'I studied ten years for this'

POV: Every parent ever.

OMG, I literally went in for the same EXACT thing and the doctor also said stop doing that! The pain went away within 2 weeks 🤯

And this is why I rarely go to the doctor even when I'm in severe pain. I've been through many visits like this and spend money on nothing.

@Wallychans

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, they’ll go all out for some girl who thinks she’s actually a boy. But if you have a broken bone, infection, disease, they expect you to just tough it out. Just ignore it.

yea.... same in Poland. Blood test takes 15 minutes to get results. I waited 4 hours.

Yep. And when you're female it's usually, "you should lose some weight." Even when you're 5'3" 134lbs and all muscle.

@got_rats

2 жыл бұрын

Usually they blame it on your periods, for one reason or another.

@got_rats

2 жыл бұрын

No idea where you got those measurements though, cause that ain't you sis. I don't feel like you've ever been in that situation

@rockbandandghmaster

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it's all muscle, but even if it is being overweight rather it's muscle or not is hard on your body.

@larkylark1

2 жыл бұрын

@@rockbandandghmaster Those measurements, plugged into a BMI calculator, comes out to 23.75, which is in the normal range for women, not overweight. And those calculators are a very rough estimate and notoriously overestimate the BMI of muscular people.

@msruag

2 жыл бұрын

as a man i apologize for the stupid things women have to go through because of sexism

My Dad's favorite joke...he was a HM1 & it was his favorite line🤍✨

Our new billing system will charge you $1 each heartbeat while you are in here

When you become a doctor from online classes:

same for us in Romania, except we don't have to pay if we have insurance. down side is a lot of old ppl die because sometimes it's not the shoulder it's kidneys or liver. they just get prescribed pain meds o told they are faking it.

@AmberAddiction

2 жыл бұрын

We’re told constantly in the US our pain is exaggerated or not real

It’s like the vet