THE STUPENDIUM 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBER STUPENDI-COIN IS NOW AVAILABLE AGAIN! bit.ly/StupendiCoin LYRICS: Seems a lot of rappers like to rap about how good they are at rapping? I’m better than I used to be But I’d still hate to be dishonest with you… VERSE1: So, hip-hop's a new hobby I'm attempting But there's a hiccup that needs circumventing A niggle in the middle of the job of my dreams And that's a lack of practice when exploring the themes I can't rap about bitches and hoes, riches and clothes Beating up and leaving stitches in foes I'm not familiar with those - and it's an issue, I know 'Cause they're thematically what rappers seem to spit in their flows Without the clout, well what's that really leave me with, hmm? What do I spout if not some needless egotism? I'll leave you wishing you'd switched off your speaker system Scheme of visionary lyricism? Eh... It really isn't And I anticipate the criticism - why are the lyrics different? And does the act of improving the rap on a track about the fact That you’re crappy at that kinda clash? Really match your initial vision? It’s a weird decision, well, you can quit your bitchin’ If I could be forgiven, tell me, who just hit the million? I did - so if you could adjust your position And sit and swivel on my lyrical juxtaposition CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 2: I’d wager there’s no other rapper so fine tailored I’ve paid for far too many nice blazers Style’s dangerous, all my tailors sign waivers Fruit so fresh, I'm practically lime flavoured If my drip seems plain, I don’t got a lot of bling Wanna talk about chains? See my pocket watch swing Yeah, my number of cufflinks is disgusting My sleeves hold together better than my rhyming If you need a dapper rapper, I’m your them, G I’m going wild across the board - Jumenji Yeah, this scheme don’t really work now that I’m enby But if I’m not your first choice? I’ll be your plen B So hit skip if I ain’t taking your fancy ‘Cause I’m pretty quick but I ain’t breaking the land-speed ‘Cause I’m pretty slick but they ain’t flailing their panties ‘Cause I need the clicks but I ain’t catering to rap beef Schemes thicc like my pen raided the pantry Queen Vic how my bars flame up and fans weep Niche mix like I’m feat. Statham and Lansbury Feet pics? You see me making a Fansly? You know I actually prefer the original, run it back ‘Cause I’m pretty quick but I ain’t breaking the land-speed Oh, you’ve got a plan B? Heck, I’ll be your plan Z I’ll be waiting in the Q - John De Lancie Just another white ‘guy’ dressed up in a nice tie Thinks their rhymes are quite fly but it’s nothing you ain’t heard before Flipped the drive-bys for lyrical fine dining Green on the mic - pique your appetite? Herbivore Know that the juiciest flow’s squeezed out of oranges I make salads from the leaves of thesauruses Abecedarian, apprentice, aspirant, admissible Acceptable and adequate and average, more or less CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 3: I got the sauce in the pan, so just let me cook So that my mum and my nan can pretend it looks Like they’re pleased I escaped from the desk and books And my degree’s not a waste of the debts I took Rap’s bonne vivante? Or whack hack - a crook? Perhaps my songs just haunt like I’m the Rapadook? My lines go on and on just like a babbling brook Fishing for compliments without a catchy hook The fact that this is my job’s actually mental ‘Cause chance is any mic drop’s accidental Hit my street cred limit and my flow-verdraft And if I’m making paper then it’s only crafts Yeah, I flow so white like a Grecian toga Need on more pun here to meet my quota The craft theme might still see me over The only pigment here is medi-ochre There’s never been a fella so bereft of any melanin Attempting to be clever rhyming melanin with theremin Or terrapins called Sheridan or trendy gyms with ferrets in Will heaven ever let me in? I’m winging more than seraphim Pathetically projecting just a semblance of intelligence By speccing into eloquence instead of making any sense Like Robin and his merry men arrested by the sheriff then Subjected to experiments to render them American CHORUS: I'm just an amateur wordsmith You'll be indifferent the instant you've heard it When I'm finished, you'll be wishing you'd skipped the track So, here's five minutes you won't get back VERSE 4: My couplets aren’t scuffed as some you’ve heard I put a lot of care in pairing up the funny words 50% of the time? Nifty attempt at a rhyme The other half it’s… well, it’s not My skill with similes I really haven’t mastered But like a massive car crash I’m slowly moving past it Now we’re at the point I really didn’t want to start yet Let us now revisit the obligatory fast bit Kid from the South, pissing about Lyrics aren’t spitting, just dribbling down Spewing a slew musically askew As I’m chewing up tunes and then spitting them out Failing at fame, fairly forgettable Shameless and vain, employing a pedestal Quips and the flips are both varied and plentiful Spit ‘em this quick and they’re nearly illegible Tongue tasked with too much to handle Bars so whack, still can’t hold a candle Get that bag? It’s straight from the landfill But I have now featured with Dan Bull But if my lyrics are lacking a little It lengthens them leaning liberally alliterative Lining up letters, while lyrically gimmicky’s Leaving you locked with your lexicon limited Looking for lines that alliterate wittily Lands you in loops in the leaves of a dictionary Logging a litany of logical liberties Letting the lemons elope in your limousine Linguistic littering, lazily writ Less likely to leave me labelled as lit Lift up the lid and you plainly can tell Clearly, I’m really just taking the L Blimey, you’re still here! Wow! Didn’t think you’d make it up until I slowed down Thanks for humouring my stupor of a flow You've been super and I know that you all wanna go now Just a smidgeon of revision and some little new additions As I fix up all the bits that the original was missing Reenvisaging felt fitting as we hit upon the million Thanks for giving it a listen to revisit the beginning I appreciate I’ve kept you for some time Without boobs or a reference to gun crime I’ve tweaked the beats and I added some fun rhymes But I need to concede it’s still lacking a punchline

@danielsantiagourtado3430

3 ай бұрын

Amazing! You always make My day 😊😊😊❤❤❤❤

@nalanhazzard

3 ай бұрын

Congratulations

@Cringegammer5963

3 ай бұрын

Nice

@normanicusinvictus7416

3 ай бұрын

Congratulations! it's nice seeing you guys finally make it to the 1M mark! Let's hope for 100M.

@tornadophantom4027

3 ай бұрын

You just had to drop the Stupendicoin after I spent my check didn't you? Praying it'll be there next week.

I've actually met several of the people in this video!

@somerandomgamer8504

3 ай бұрын

Only a few?

@gaebreeuhl

3 ай бұрын

how does this only have 18 likes?

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Sorry, who are you?

@Softpaw_the_Cat

3 ай бұрын

@@TheStupendiumI don’t know, I think it’s a dantdm ripoff or something

@yahoo5726

3 ай бұрын

@@TheStupendium Idk bro, I think this guy was supposed to have some scrabble based beef with you?? But how do you have beef with someone who doesn’t know you???

“Here’s five minutes you won’t get back” Me on the 64th replay: YOU LIED

@Axel_the-Axelotl

Ай бұрын

I mean they're not wrong, you get 320 minutes back, doesn't mean you didn't spend them wisely

@procrafter2383

Ай бұрын

Aha true, tho you could argue he is renewing that promise each time

“This scheme doesn’t really work now that I’m enby”, biggest mood ever, honestly. Nice work getting to 1 mill, Stupe! :)

@JoaquinStubbs-ur4mk

3 ай бұрын

The fact that it still rhymed is ahhhhh

@Pennyxnemona

3 ай бұрын

WE DONT CARE WE EXPOSED STUPENDIUM

@jasondavis4667

3 ай бұрын

Here's the timestamp if you need it 1:53

@little_sponge.

3 ай бұрын

don't forget the quotation marks around the word guy at 2:25

People say "Eminem been real quiet since this dropped" ironically, but in this case... Rap God's fast bit, specifically the 14,7 seconds starting with "Uh, summa-lumma..." and ending with "get em motivated" (after which the elevator music bar comes), has 141 syllables, and lasts for 14,6 seconds. I counted. That is 9.59 syllables per second. Insane. ...except, Stupes's fast bit over here, specifically the part from "But if my lyrics are lacking a little-" to "Lift off the lid and you clearly can tell", is 131 syllables. _In 12,22 seconds._ That's 10,72 syllables/second. Fucking hell. Why be a god when you can be a Great Old One, I guess. PS: The sheer force with which you rap the chorus is insane. I have never been so intimidated by someone proclaiming themself as average. Post-Post-Scriptum: Counting the syllables also made me realize Stupes's lines are more even. Compare 17-16-32-13-19-16-16-12 To 11-15-12-12-12-13-13-12-10-10-10.

@hanro50

3 ай бұрын

I wonder if this is faster or slower then the Spamton rap he did.

@TuxedoDogss

3 ай бұрын

breakcore vocals

@Drac0nianTheboss

3 ай бұрын

wow just wow. good job for stupes he be good at the rapping

@StarDiSaF

3 ай бұрын

damn I guess they're an above average wordsmith

@lordsergal8783

3 ай бұрын

​@hanro50 Significantly faster. I can actually keep pace with Gotta Have It, I can't even make it to the alliteration here before my tongue starts fighting with my teeth over who's supposed to be where

"this scheme doesn't really work now that I'm enby" and "another white "guy" dressed up in a nice tie" from one enby to another, these are amazing

@stompingliger

3 ай бұрын

These comments bringing enbys of the world together warms my heart. Greetings to all my fellow people waving the yellow, white, purple and black!

@femboygaming64

3 ай бұрын

what the fuck is a binary 🔥🔥🔥🗣️

@TedSh

3 ай бұрын

​@@femboygaming64 some programming shit idk

@Xeorboom

3 ай бұрын

what's an "enby"? I've never heard the term before

@stompingliger

3 ай бұрын

@@Xeorboom It’s short for non-binary

Oh god where did their beard go

@Jarakin

3 ай бұрын

Stolen by bats

@mister_bomb7777

3 ай бұрын

@@JarakinThis implies the existence of a leasehold on Stupes' beard.

@LittleJellyHat

3 ай бұрын

Taken by then facial hair police

@derlesende

3 ай бұрын

Used in an ancient magical ritual.

@epic_g4mer

3 ай бұрын

I was hungry

Congratulations on the 1 million dude! I can't think of anybody more deserving of such an incredible mile stone, and boy do you celebrate in STYLE!!

@randompolygon8401

3 ай бұрын

Oh hey its you! I'm surprised your comment doesn't have more likes. You have a great voice!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, ChiChi! 😭🧡

@andrewdicero4117

3 ай бұрын

Hey @ChichiAI hoy ya doin?

@Battlesny

3 ай бұрын

Did this video get you 30,000 more subscribers in only 1 day

@Battlesny

3 ай бұрын

I forgot the video was made after the million

"Fruit so fresh I'm practically lime-flavoured" Stupes... That is a GENIUS line why did that take me like 5 listens to get. Great song!

@forcicri93

3 ай бұрын

I don't think I get it...?

@comm_toast

3 ай бұрын

@@forcicri93 Fruit is slang for a Gay person :3 (not comepletely sure if it ever was a slur)

@forcicri93

3 ай бұрын

@@comm_toast thanks for the explanation! English isn't my first language and so I fall short of knowledge for slang and akin. Again, thanks :D

@comm_toast

3 ай бұрын

@@forcicri93I think most people watching the video didn't get it either :P

@VoXz10

3 ай бұрын

@@comm_toastfruity isn’t a slur

Me and the boys being proud of stupes | \/

This remake is a ton of fun. I'm sure most of these outfits will be in the wardrobe for a possible future use, but you should keep the 00:55 orange coat or 1:34 lime blazer in your car's trunk in case you break down while travelling at night and need to be seen from a distance (they can probably see those on the ISS).

@alexissmith7005

3 ай бұрын

The ISS? Nah, whatever life there is in the three closest star systems are probably wondering what the hell that blinding orange (or green) light is.

The pan(flag) coloured pan is a cool touch

@SenoraCardgage

3 ай бұрын

I didn’t even notice; glad you pointed it out! I wonder how many other clever details flew past me? Guess I’ll have to watch the video another thirty times or so to find out.

@Avery-eb9wl

2 ай бұрын

Yes, a pan pan

@Edmund-od7mv

2 ай бұрын

Most of his previous song titles are hidden in the graffiti background.Like "Tobyox" and "House always wins".@@SenoraCardgage

@Edmund-od7mv

2 ай бұрын

Sorry, "their." Apologies.

@AlixWantsBread

2 ай бұрын

Could I get a time stamp?

Stupendium is like a fine wine, I say just one more sip and suddenly I'm singing again.

The enby line while in an enby colour scheme? Stupes you’re a genius ‼️‼️

@ArranAsh

3 ай бұрын

wait til you see the pansexual pan

A HUGE congratulations and incredibly well deserved W. Also was that a PAN BLAZER??? I need one yesterday!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Check out Opposuits! ;)

@johnsatan117

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheStupendium beard. Where's the beard.

@inkedthedemon

3 ай бұрын

@@johnsatan117 amateur wordsmiths can’t have beards

@johnsatan117

3 ай бұрын

@@inkedthedemon they can have a bard mustache

@therobinflieseast

3 ай бұрын

OF COURSE IT WAS A PAN SUIT (I thought it was a fab lolly)

You are a very silly human. I enjoy your raps, they're not a waste of time. I don't need boobs or nasty gun crime Thanks for all your tracks, I often listen back With a big stupid smile on my face for some time. Congratulations on a million! ❤

@lexa2310

3 ай бұрын

Boobs not books. But yeah, agreed.

"Yeah this scheme don‘t really work now that I'm enby" Complete MOOD

Okay, but seriously, Stupes, do you ever, after you've written a section of a song, (like Bob's verse in NEATH for example,) hold it up at arm's length like one of those pretentious snobs in some British drama series, and go "Yup, this is the smartest wordplay and quite possibly greatest contribution to the written word anyone has produced/will produce this year... and most people won't ever even hear about it... and among those who do, most won't understand just how brilliant it really is"? I mean, you obviously had your brags in the Scrabble section of Chairman of The Board, but do you ever truly give yourself the credit you deserve? Or do you let us do that for you? xD Really looking forward to Adequate Wordsmith~♥

@rythofthefourthhouse7104

3 ай бұрын

And then Journeyman Wordsmith will be even more fire 🔥🔥🔥

@chancekahle2214

3 ай бұрын

I have never regretted a second of the many rewatches I've given Neath. Honest Bob's lines especially tickle my brain just right.

@DownInFlames

3 ай бұрын

Then Above Average Wordsmith

@GrahamChapman

3 ай бұрын

@@chancekahle2214 My only NEATH-related regret is that there aren't more reactors I can rewatch it together with. If anyone ever wanted me to name who I regard as our time's James Joyce and provide an example of something they've written as proof of my position, I would nominate Gregory J. "The Stupendium" Holgate and I'd put forth their song NEATH as undeniable proof of my assertion.

@GrahamChapman

3 ай бұрын

@@chancekahle2214 My only NEATH-related regret is that there aren't more reactors I can rewatch it together with. Also, if anyone ever wanted me to name who I regard as our time's James Joyce, I would nominate Gregory J. "The Stupendium" Holgate and I'd put forth their song NEATH as an undeniable example proving my assertion.

Seeing you shave hit me with so much whiplash Other than that, I am proud of you coming out so publicly AND seeing you grow ever since Fazbear Family and Milk Milk Lemonade! Keep being stupendous, Stupendium! Keep being you!

0:54 I like how in the background you can see different Lyrics and Titles from other songs like “A pizza the action” and “Just the 5 of us”

@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS

3 ай бұрын

Also “TOYBOX” and, even though not a name of a song, “Gotta have it! Gotta have it!” Also shows up on the wall

@TuxedoDogss

3 ай бұрын

as well as "lights camera action" starting line of the fall guys song, and the wool over our eyes character

@nathanalbanese9600

3 ай бұрын

Thought I’d get in on this: also “welcome to space” in dark blue or purple and the start of “start and depart for the art of darkness” in light blue Edit: and “spooky scary” from way deeper down in black

@Bunntr

3 ай бұрын

"Start and depart" for the Art of darkness, right?

@forcicri93

Ай бұрын

Also "Heave Lads! Ho Lads!" From Shelter From The Storm

The part that "doesn't work as well now that they're enby" actually goes hard. 😂

"yeah this scheme don't really work now that I'm enby" is honestly such a mood, it's awkward trying to work around old stuff that doesn't match your identity anymore as usual absolutely bangin' tunes! happy to see you finally get this milestone after releasing heat for so long! can't wait for the future!!!

@DragoonShadow91

3 ай бұрын

and yet, they did it perfectly

Congrats! "But I have now featured with Dan Bull" - Man, what flip on the original. Looking forwad to the Adequate Wordsmith!

What better way to celebrate!? It's so awesome to have seen you grow into the amazing rapper you are. Been here since Fazbear Family and you never cease to impress me with your finesse in lyricism and wardrobe. Seriously, where do you keep all of that stuff!? 😂 Great to see you kicking it old school! Can't wait to see you hit 2M next year and then remaster Art of Darkne-

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Awh jeez, thank you so much, friend! It took me 7 years to hit 1 mil, I don't expect to hit 2 mil any time soon, if ever. xD I have a storage unit for props and costume archive! :)

@tomatoesgalore3483

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheStupendium You should open up a museum when you retire.

@laracoa

3 ай бұрын

@@tomatoesgalore3483I'm buying tickets to that museum right now! :D

you're the only one who can make a rap about how you're bad at rapping and make it better than 90% of the raps out there. 1,000,000 is an incredible achievement and you absolutely deserve every single subscriber you get. You're the one that inspired me to write my own songs. Though, not a single one is out yet...unlike you, I really AM an amateur wordsmith...maybe below that. Who knew it would be so hard to make clever puns about a deer?

Seeing stupes without facial hair is honestly a desturbing jumpscare💀, absolutely love them tho ❤

@user-ej4eq5im4r

3 ай бұрын

Looks good with sunglasses though

@alicesmith8134

3 ай бұрын

Nah they look perfect without it 🥰

@KDrawsCharacters

3 ай бұрын

I agree lol 😆

@stompingliger

3 ай бұрын

I suggest you cast your eyes upon the platform formally known as Twitter. Their AMAZINGLY stunning selfies from around this Christmas are worth searching for!

IM SO HAPPY WE GOT IN-VIDEO CONFIRMATION OF YOU BEING ENBY!!! I know you said it was scary to tell ur whole youtube subs when i asked you about it a long time ago, but its so cool to have a quick mention of it in a song!

@gaminganimators7000

3 ай бұрын

What is enby again?

@bridghamgray

3 ай бұрын

@@gaminganimators7000 short for non-binary

@samwitherington8202

3 ай бұрын

​@@gaminganimators7000short for Non-Binary

@somerandomgamer8504

3 ай бұрын

​@@gaminganimators7000Non-binary. Typically shortened to NB, which when said aloud sounds like "enby".

@gaminganimators7000

3 ай бұрын

​@@somerandomgamer8504thought so, thanks

1:52 OOOH That makes sense. Congratulations on being a truer you!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, friend! :D 🧡

Okay, I think I’ve figured it out. I think that you might be my realistic transition goals. We’ll see if I change my mind on that, but that’s how I feel now

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

That's an honour, thank you! I wish you all the luck and love in the world with your transition, friend!

@Pateiscool

Ай бұрын

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As soon as you mentioned being enby I reflexively paused the video and flew back in my chair. The joy it brings us all to see such a talented creator coming out like it’s nothing, just, woah!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Hehe, I've been out for a couple of years, most folks just never read my bios or check my socials where I say it directly. Decided to finally just say it in a song so people would notice. xD

@samuelesanfilippo222

3 ай бұрын

Lol i noticed this a couple months ago after they corrected some 100 subs guy doing a reaction video of their music after that honestly it look quite evident through their video.

@ravenfrancis1476

3 ай бұрын

​@@samuelesanfilippo222You noticed it and still decided to get their pronouns wrong?

@samuelesanfilippo222

3 ай бұрын

@@ravenfrancis1476 oh god...... damn i totally forgot

Omg at the start when I heard Niggle I actually got a SCARE LMAO, but I love this song, I'm so happy to see how far you've come with your creation, I've been here since the first bendy song and I've loved every song and rap Thank you!

@Disearned

3 ай бұрын

gave me a heart attack lmfao

@bloodboy0229

3 ай бұрын

same same also bros stash left for some odd reason

@zsolttormasi1108

3 ай бұрын

yeah, the double take I took almost gave me whiplash ngl

@danceswithmules

3 ай бұрын

I'm very sure the word chose was well considered and very deliberate. And I love it!

@Cyber_Mage_9358

3 ай бұрын

Same. I got terrified

Dude the WHOLE breakdown between the revised nonbinary line and the original amab version was nothing short of *breathtakingly good*. Congratulations on 1,000,000 from a three-year long fan and no matter what, NEVER stop doing what you love because we love it too.

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! 🧡

Please never stop. You are so beautiful and so amazing and have been an internet lifeline that I am sure more than just myself has held on to. Of course congratulations on the million! But you have reached countless more, I do hope you know. Before this gets to long, thank you. And all of my love to you, dear Stupendium.

@Pennyxnemona

3 ай бұрын

HIS SONGS ARE SHIT

Congrats on the 1 M ! Absolutely earned! Absolute legend 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😊😊😊

@Will.exe-1025

3 ай бұрын

So happy that there is a new song I have a playlist with only your songs

The bit with wiping away the mustache and the whole section about you being enby is so fun, haha. All the costumes are as awesome and on-point as ever; glad to be a fan!

I really liked the original, and still this re-imagining blows it out of the water. You wield all your years of skill and experience with masterful lyrics, and re-doing itwhen you hit 1 million is genius. I like that you keep the hook/chorus of "you'll be wishing you skipped the track, cause heres five minutes you wont get back" because it shows how even in your first song you just had some banger lines that needed no improvement! Congratulations on 1 million, I've been listening since I think 70,000, and you are so incredibly deserving of the milestone, you work supes-er hard on every project and its always a pleasure listening to your newst track. 😊 Congratulations on figuring out your identity too, if you're definitely the "Them-peror" of rap! 😊

@laracoa

3 ай бұрын

I heavily agree. The "five minutes you won't get back" is so catchy, I love it. :D Also, can we please make "Them-peror of Rap" Stupes official title? That's just brilliant.

It has been almost three months since this masterpiece of a remake came out, and I really don’t understand how it gained so little traction. This piece has probably the best lyrics I’ve read and listened in years, everything is amazingly written and includes puns, meaning and extremely smart wordplay perfectly. This is an extremely good display of sheer talent in lyric writting, Stupes, this is freaking amazing! I still can’t get over from the part that goes from “The only pigment here is medi-ochre” to “render them american!”.

I literally freaked out when I saw you confirmed you were Enby! A public figure showing that they are Enby too just warms my heart and the beat behind this song, the repeated outfits from past projects, this is just FIRE, and here is too another Million!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, friend! :D

@gregs1961

3 ай бұрын

What does Enby mean? Edit: All hail our non binary lyricist

@Stars_Galaxy

3 ай бұрын

​@@gregs1961, it's mean they fall under the Non-binary umbrella.

@DemianGammons-xv3qf

3 ай бұрын

I think it means being nonbinary

@DatHypnoboi

3 ай бұрын

@@gregs1961 non-binary

So, I tend to watch my videos in accelerated time, But had to slow it down, when you hit the overdrive. Normally, 1.5, I can easily comprehend, But even at x1, you nearly sent me round the bend. So salutations, congratulations, for hitting that one mil, Cuz you sure look Sisyphean, getting up atop that hill. Still you made it, and unjaded, your trek inspired more, Now all that's left to wonder, what next you have in store.

@TobiasFangorIsntCis

3 ай бұрын

+

@TheRealMariobrine

3 ай бұрын

Great job with the lyricism!

@IronDino

3 ай бұрын

@@TheRealMariobrine Thank you kindly.

@Sick-cada

3 ай бұрын

Seems like we've got ourselves another amateur wordsmith

@majesticeagle5461

3 ай бұрын

Cringey

The backing vocals go crazy af The NORMAL vocals go crazy af

“Winging more than Seraphim” is an absolutely amazing line and seems to be criminally undermentioned

Congratulation! that NB line is even funnier to me because I too came out as NB between the first song and this remake! So proud of you, Stups!

That bit with the rifle and hot dog as "American Robin Hood" made me guffaw. Congrats from the US, Stupes!

I'm partially convinced this came out just so that Stupendium can flex their(as put by stupes themself) wardrobe.

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Their wardrobe*

1:32 the suit from "TOY BOX" and from "A MATTER OF FACTORIES" appear for a fraction of second"

@olivinator

3 ай бұрын

also the ones from Vending Machine of Love, The Data Stream, and both of the ones from A Pizza the Action.

@Bunntr

3 ай бұрын

Also biron brimstone's suit from Neath I think

@TelevisionNTheatre

3 ай бұрын

I don't think anyone here has mentioned the Christmas In The Backrooms suit and Losing My Patients yet. Those are the first two, in that order.

The casual reference to their gender identity is amazing. I’m glad that we have such big representation in the Stupendium’s niche Also: I hope that this song releases on Spotify soon, as I want to add it to my playlist Also also: as a young genderqueer person I am immensely jealous of your collection of suits/ties. I want to wear outfits like that nearly daily when I get the money to be able to do so

@finalfirefox7546

3 ай бұрын

Yea same sentiment with the wardrobe, it was also my first thought when I saw that part:) (also genderqueer)

So glad I caught this early. I won't lie Stupes I only showed up after I found about your Game Theory song but after listening to that I was immediately HOOKED. Since then I've listened to nearly every song you've put out and added a majority of them to my main music playlist. I'm so glad I found you just before this milestone, and here's to many more.

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! Welcome to the channel! :D

This is truly the best song I have seen that really showed off like 80% of your skills. The ability to completely take in a character concept and rap in a mix of their style and your own, that's the rest and you are awwesome at it. A well deserved like and I LOVE the call backs, love the word play, and as always LOVE the outfits!! ^_^

Killing the orange eye shadow, by the way.

CONGRATULATIONS! I must say, every single subscriber was well-deserved, and here's to another million! 🥂🍾

You deserve this! You've made utterly fabulous songs for years!

1:47 If you need a dapper rapper, I'm your them, G I'm going wild across the board, Jumenji Yeah, this scheme don't really work now that I'm enby But if I'm not your first choice? I'll be your plen B WHAT A LEGEEEEND

I love how many references you got to cram inside one video and how funny it is as a whole!!! You are more than an adequate wordsmith, loving see you reach that million. To an even brighter future Stupes 🎊✨

It would appear I was in fact NOT indifferent the instant I heard this. This is very nostalgic. 😊 You've come so far.

we have been blessed! They have blessed us with another masterpiece! And the outfits! you look amazing in all of them! So awesome!

Been listening since 2017!! I'm so happy to see your progress in your music. And it's very touching to me personally as a trans person and seeing one my favorite artists from my young(ish) years also be open about also being trans in a scene where trans people are rarely seen. You are an absolute icon, but you don't need me to tell you that, you clearly seem very very aware of how awesome and iconic you are. Don't stop doing what you do! Also, as iconic as the sideburns and stache are, I'm really digging the clean look. It suits you well!

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, friend. 🧡

Congratulations on reaching 1 million subs! You deserve it more than anyone with all the extra work you and your team have put in over the years. We're proud of ya

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, buddy!

I GIGGLED SO LOUD DURING THIS ENTIRE THING OMFGG ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THE REFERENCES WERE SO COOL AND I LOVED THE OUTFITS!!! I noticed that at 2:53 the spatula liquid and pot were the colors of the pansexual flag!!!! that was really clever!!!!! congrats on one million 🧡🧡🧡

Now this might be the wonderful and pretty much one of the greatest 1,000,000 Subs Special of all time! Generally a banger remake if I say so myself! I honestly can't believe that it has been 8 years since you've made your first video (the original Amateur Wordsmith song) on this channel, and I can guarantee that you've improved a lot with your full talent and effort that you've done over the years, especially with this remake of your first video/song that you've uploaded on KZread! I really like the brief references/callbacks from past songs that you've done (in brief cameos), and even the lyrics in this remake! Once again, I'm so proud of you for everything that you've accomplished after years of expanding your wonderful talent and improving your efforts along the way while making entertainment songs & content for a lot of us to have fun and enjoy, and congratulations on hitting over 1 Million Subscribers Stupes! We are all so proud of you! As always, keep up with the amazing work, and have a wonderful day and a blessing evening!

@TheRealMariobrine

3 ай бұрын

I always thought their vocal skills were impressive, but man! He didn't even stutter when going over all those "L's"

I love that one of my favourite rappers is nonbinary like me

Congratulations mate :) I remember the first time watching Amateur Wordsmith, and I still go back to it every now and again. You've earned a spot in the hearts of over a million people

The montage at 1:30 features suits from: Slide Into The Void (?), Christmas in the Backrooms, Loosing my Patients, Neath!, Matter of Factories, Vending Machine of Love, The Toybox, The Data Stream (x2), A Pizza The Action (x2) In that order.

Did my dood just rhyme thesarus with oranges? That's a 2 decade call back on the GOAT. Hah, hell yes! Get it Stup!

3:57 you look so much like you should be A Doctor Who with that getup.

@Ganpan14O

3 ай бұрын

This is incorrect but I refuse to correct it unless you want me to so it bugs someone who actually cares

@samwitherington8202

3 ай бұрын

@@Ganpan14O ???

@thelivingzombie8403

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ganpan14Owhat the hell. I had a stoke reading that

i haven't been here for awhile so enby stupendium gave me whiplash, proud of them though:)

@TheStupendium

9 күн бұрын

Welcome back! Thank you!

Ahhh, it’s so fun to see all of your outfits. You can pull off so many styles it’s amazing.

No stash stupes is quite something

absolutely thrilled to hear you're enby and sorry if I missed you announcing it sooner! our army GROWS also congrats on 1 mil, that's incredible!! can't wait to see more of you taking off, your music is so good! I love listening to what you write

Congrats on 1 mill i remember when i first subscribed to you around 20-50k subs also this song is absolutely stupendious

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, thank you so much! :D 🧡

I have never watched a creator make content about games I will never play before. But your lines gets me every time. Well done and congrats! Love your songs! (outer worlds is still my favorite

That Q reference though

3:46 American Stupes is glorious.

Congrats stupes! Glad I was here from early on, your songs are wonders!

Im Surprise you didn't already get a million subscribers because how good you are

Absolutely all of their outfits are phenomenal but I think my favorite is the puffy orange massive coat. Thanks for sharing your songs with us for all these years Stupes ❤

2:23 is that a star trek next generation reference to Q? Oh my god it is.

@TheStupendium

3 ай бұрын

You betcha!

Congrats on 1mil. The songs really fun. Love the fresh prince reference. R. I. P - stupendium's mustache

I’ve known your channel since The Aftermath, and I clearly remember a year or two ago when I was trying to show your channel to my sister I was like ‘yeah, it’s crazy how long it took for them to hit one million subs’ only to check and see you hadn’t actually hit it. I was just so certain that you must’ve hit it by now because how good your music was that I had convinced myself it had already happened and ig we all just decided not to talk about it. But now you have! And I can’t think of someone who deserves it more, so here’s to one million subs and the road to one million more, I have no clue what happened at 4:15 but I liked it 👍

Congratulations on the 1 million subscribers! I've been here since Find The Keys, and I knew I had discovered gold. Here's to the next goal of 10 million and beyond!! 🥂

God I love this remake, the "doesn't work now that I'm enby" and the quotations around "guy" are amazing lines

Five minutes I won't get back? After how many time I replay this, it'll probably be more like five days.

Congrats on a million. I'd never heard the original, but this is good. Also I like the acknowledgement of the obligatory fast bit.

Bro has the nerve to say he can't rap about riches and clothes before hitting us with the most amount of clothes in a rap video while saying we've never seen a rapper so fine tailored

I just want to say as a fellow enby omg i love you sm and your work and also that is awesome

Holy hell, wow. Its been a wild ride. I've been a fan since Find The Keys, and I've always been excited for every new song you've released. To see you at 1 Million, it's just surreal, really. Great job, and good luck!

There's nothing Amateur about this wordsmith! It's great seeing you going back to some old stuff and showing just how far you've come - poking fun at yourself while also flexing just how much better you've gotten over the years! I've been a fan of your stuff for ages, and one million subscribers is only the beginning, I can tell - Here's to more years, more songs, and plenty more great times with the best nerdcore rapper on youtube!

Huh? Why are the lyrics different? And does the act of improving the rap on a track about the fact That you’re crappy at that kinda clash? Really match with your initial vision?

Was introduced by a friend to your music and now am totally addicted. Fantastic lyricism, superb wardrobe, and smashing rizz, it is no surprise you hit 1M subscribers. Congrats on this momentous milestone! May the muses shower you with endless torrents of inspiration. Best wishes from San Francisco Bay Area, California!!! And a Question: Are you a relation to Terry Jones? To me, your facial features resemble him quite strikingly, like a young version of him lmao.

Another amazing remake from our stupendous Stupendium. Congrats on 1M Stupes!!!!! You deserve it.

Wow. I didn’t think the original could be improved upon *so* much. Im so happy and proud to have watched this journey, and feel honored to have had my ears and mind blessed by your Stuperior articulation and worplay.

I just found you this morning and you're amazing.

“Here’s five minutes you won’t get back” Me who watched this 3 times “more like fifteen minutes”

Im so glad this was made. You’ve done a stupendous job as usual

Bro's spittin' casserole🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

I know you read those quite often so i hope your see this, comedy wise it's a banger decision to look so scrungly in the vid, "sit and swivel on my lyrical juxtaposition" with that god awful, way too bright lighting, way too big coat, tacky rings, smolpendium on the finger and disheveled hair is absolute art. You can't get this anywhere else. We reached the peak and there is nowhere else to go. Also lip syncing with different measuring takes is so smooth nobody kinda registered those. Almost didn't too. Just hands down impressive.

Loved this! And your entire body of work. You have a wonderful talent!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! You truly are still the Monarch of Nerdcore and lyrical wonders :D If you’re an amateur wordsmith, my mind BENDS to conceive what you at the very top of your game will be 🧡 Here’s to a million more 🎉

i love the enby part

"But its still missing a punchline.." *awkwardly walks off set* This is why i love your stuff so much, no wonder the milly came sooner than expected!

What's truly incredible is HOW FAST THAT MOUSTACHE IS GROWING BACK GREAT SCOTT