Dan : I hope you're not stalking me. * Shudders *. Me : We are stalking you through KZread

@brostrod

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's true.

@girlscangame2333

5 жыл бұрын

Dolly Rockins 😂

@rdrapidhyperion

5 жыл бұрын

But it's intentional, is it not?

@maliv2

5 жыл бұрын

Lol!🤣

@finiandempsey8324

5 жыл бұрын

The two men d

Dan:Do you think I'm.. clumsy? Probably. Me: Dan there is literally a compilation of you falling of your chair, THAT YOU SAW!

@klau2845

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no. A furry.

@olixox9141

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@navy9095

4 жыл бұрын

Wqqbei Oh no. A pessimist.

@wemonn2731

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh

@Milo-zi8gb

4 жыл бұрын

lol

0:55 hands down the weirdest sound I’ve heard a hooman make.

@803cat

4 жыл бұрын

Watch da hands.

@Milo-zi8gb

4 жыл бұрын

ya wierd

@bethrussell8974

4 жыл бұрын

Dan: “Down hErAaAaa”

@samanthadwyer7340

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@donnajosiah9917

3 жыл бұрын

Humans not hoomans

See... Now that's a great dad!

@skollskollskoll

4 жыл бұрын

he doesnt know it yet

@iceChibury

4 жыл бұрын

Opposite of my dad tbh

@skollskollskoll

4 жыл бұрын

Kate Vlogs probably

@66dan77

4 жыл бұрын

Ya

@shiningfilmzph

4 жыл бұрын

Past Dan

Dan: am i just one HEALTHY BOY

@jordanfink8869

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes you are

@jordanfink8869

4 жыл бұрын

Even know I am not I am a possessed lil boy

I just realized its been 3 years since you broke your hand! Its crazy how fast time flies.

@user-je5kg6kj7p

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@dansblackteeshirt2571

5 жыл бұрын

me: *takes a moment to process that* me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@zamranyismail1488

5 жыл бұрын

Can broke his hand more than 3+

@squishygaming162

5 жыл бұрын

Game Trak 707 flys not flies

@pineapple9092

3 жыл бұрын

4 now i think

17:58 if Dan's dad hadn't done that then Dan's hair would be red not blue

Dan: “I never had any form of surgery” Future dan: I have had nose surgery

@kiragreen9913

3 жыл бұрын

I literally just said that

@breannaj6458

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiragreen9913 not everyone has seen ur comment

@aprilfroyo2883

2 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha i was going to do that

@twickenmuncher

2 жыл бұрын

Also birth surgery when he was born

@Rainiper1013

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

You're dad is a freaking legend. 👍 R.I.P his hand btw.

@lilx157

5 жыл бұрын

When you said that i was watching that part

@SapphireSeahorse494

5 жыл бұрын

Your*

@theaverageman644

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilx157 meto

@Funkymonk101

5 жыл бұрын

Dat true

@osbenz

5 жыл бұрын

PROPER GRAMMAR PLEASE Other than that, LOL.

2:46 only O'G's will remember when dan went to disney land and filmed him riding the rolercoaster!!

@cookiecf7289

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Mattingly your profile is a legend

@justdylan4088

5 жыл бұрын

I remember him going on the western ride

@hightide234

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm so og

@hightide234

5 жыл бұрын

I have been on his channel since day one

@justdylan4088

5 жыл бұрын

Same

12:36 HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID LYING IT HAS ME ROLLING

Others: Dan broke his hand More others: Grim, Trayaurus, and Craig Me: amateurs! Others: what was that punk!? Me remembering Dan jumped in a toilet and went into a creepers butt: amateurs!

@thefailure7789

4 жыл бұрын

I remember too, soooo

@kitdoesartg

4 жыл бұрын

Me remembering the shelf mod pack: AMATEURS!

@loscfoarmy

4 жыл бұрын

i remember

@pjatm_

4 жыл бұрын

YES THE MIKE WAZOWSKI HAT

@dagamingarea4479

4 жыл бұрын

Creepers blowing up his chests in his diamond dimensions, Me: amatures

Dan!! Can you do some more just dance in a chicken costume for Easter!

@11skylars

5 жыл бұрын

OOF

Daniel "Toe" Middleton. So if you're a superhero, I'll call you Toe-man

@maxwasntfound0884

5 жыл бұрын

His dad saved HIM from being burned by a pancake the dad is the hero

@electrofork5057

5 жыл бұрын

ha

@sanstheskeleton9339

5 жыл бұрын

I'll call him "The Toe*

0:54 wow that HERE tho

10:10 when I was 4 years old, my eyes randomly change colour. Now I have 2 blue eyes

Oh yes I remember when me, vex and my family went to your tour show back in 2017 it did get struck by lightning and so you and eve did a q&a while it was being fixed and my mom said we should probably go and we were about to until...THANK GOD your show was back on track after the storm so we stayed for the rest. PS great job on the show it was great 👍

@frankieszendzielarz2940

5 жыл бұрын

Nice story

@onelove124ful

5 жыл бұрын

Cool

@avacooper9783

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Mineblox it was

I remember him talking about his nickname being TOE :P

@acethefreak4785

4 жыл бұрын

Echo Gecko same! XD

@diegoshamskee

4 жыл бұрын

Echo Gecko same

@javierolmedo2225

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t in the escapists video or something?

@antrev09

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@antrev09

4 жыл бұрын

He said it was la toe

0:54 one of Dan's funniest moments

@ShadowG0701

4 жыл бұрын

That so cool

@derekrobin232

3 жыл бұрын

Omg

0:36 uhhh that's a lie right?

Am I lying to you? me- NANI?

@craigmonaghan3762

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@purecactus1089

5 жыл бұрын

Nani!?

@MAG_1204

5 жыл бұрын

NA- NANI?!?!

@feelingfitandfab9779

5 жыл бұрын

Nani?

@markstar2112

5 жыл бұрын

Dude i see ya on every channel

Dan: "In school my nickname was TOE, we got some-" Truth bar: "100%" 7:03

@tony2137

5 жыл бұрын

Glow Bros hey bro why do u have a diamond with a crown next to ur name

@JustaFloatingEye

5 жыл бұрын

@Tony Toast its because he clicked join.

@noname-op1ou

5 жыл бұрын

He 'joined' team tdm

@noname-op1ou

5 жыл бұрын

@@tony2137 he is a member of the team Tdm

@tony2137

5 жыл бұрын

How do u join?

Dan call Dr. Triora‘s to ask him if the babies had no color in their eyes because he is a scientist omgosh

@Mast3rKK

3 жыл бұрын

Whos dr triora

11:56 No, the 4th website is an innapropriate one so it isn’t safe to search

“Am I lying to you?” “Yeah probably”

@Craftiegirl

3 жыл бұрын

How do u have 2k subscribers without any videos???

@user-jx2nm4ty8g

3 жыл бұрын

@@Craftiegirlit’s called “magic”

Thumbnail: "Am I Lying To You?" Me: "I don't know...are you?"

@justsomedudehere4676

5 жыл бұрын

Game Knight Dun dun dunnnnnnnn

11:01 I once had a similar ordeal, about 2 years ago somebody in my school class threw a paper aeroplane directly into my eye. Wore an eye patch aswell.

13:57 Happy Humble Burger Farm “fun fact actually my um my nickname used to be toe in secondary school, can you guess why.”

broken hand > flashbacks to minecraft

@gamerman6405

5 жыл бұрын

😢😢😔😔

@thedudederamous

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet

6:25 Dan we're not stupid, we know what crickets are

F - RIP Dan's Gerbils Anything of Dan's will always be missed ;-;

@lilcupcakekitty2974

3 жыл бұрын

F for the gerbils

0:54 dan is secretly a baby villager

yay it’s the DanTDM COMMUNITY CHALLENGE THING...

@ausischerbs7881

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@11skylars

5 жыл бұрын

I KNEW IT LELLELELEELELPOELEEOLELKOPGR;P0JHIOTYPUKYTOPJKT]U,-R-U TU0K-YP KOUYOPJKTYO MRJUYILOJY YT

@lxstful2795

5 жыл бұрын

It's the DTDMCDC

@sightsinful1332

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Morris NO SWEARING

@dimitrisseirinakis519

5 жыл бұрын

wow wow wow wow NO SWEARING

F for the gerbils 😭😭 (I legit almost cried when I heard that) edit:👏👏👏👏1/2 for Dan's Dad

@itzmeh-ef9fq

4 жыл бұрын

Wut does that mean????

@kskdkkwksdm8164

4 жыл бұрын

Idk

When he was telling about how he ate dog food, it reminded me of that one spongebob episode

6:55 Nice.

Guys...... Who is og and remembers Peggy...... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED PEGGY!! Rest In Peace little friend Rest In Peace.....

@user-rg3si2dk3m

5 жыл бұрын

TBNRaditya stop your gunna upset someone

@finaIgirl

5 жыл бұрын

TBNRaditya DONT REMIND ME OF PEGGY 😭😭

@merchantbrave3197

5 жыл бұрын

You cant say your og if you talk about peggy. Ogs remember when dan did minecraft

@EmberFuryGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I’m sad ☹️ too guys...

@kimberlyvalverde7769

5 жыл бұрын

TBNRaditya I still remember checking on his channel everyday to see if he posted something 😂 but seriously. Sad time.

*Answer to the title:* Yes, because he is not a diamond minecart.

@Charles-ns2ch

5 жыл бұрын

he is the evil toe

@rosiewish2596

5 жыл бұрын

Any more

@getgamingchris

5 жыл бұрын

🤔

@Creaturesoflove

5 жыл бұрын

*omg that reference*

@rickyscarffol8245

5 жыл бұрын

Dadda dia your right

5:00 Dan actually has had sergery... well now he has...

17:29 PANCAKE DAY / PANCAKE TUESDAY A British festival where they make pancakes on the Tuesday before lent and they celebrate it in Uk and Ireland Basically Taco Tuesday but it’s pancakes

@notfoj5870

3 жыл бұрын

*shrove Tuesday

DanTDM THE DIAMOND MINECART? THE DISCORD MANAGER?

@wolf_heart63

5 жыл бұрын

Alqua line 😂😂😂Perfect

@thebemisman1605

5 жыл бұрын

THE DIAMOND MARSHMALLOW?

@cassiusineuros

5 жыл бұрын

*FBI OPEN UP*

@mintii_bunnii5329

5 жыл бұрын

The dumest man

Dan: Am I lying to you? me: Are you Dan...*are you..?*

@familydeprey

5 жыл бұрын

no lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@silvijashehi8478

5 жыл бұрын

*Stranger Things theme plays* _Ana Marija... BUT ARE YOU?_

Getting burned by a pancake is a very dan thing to do I mean he broke his hand with a door or counter ( I'm not sure)

@svizidal

3 жыл бұрын

Countertop, whole video explaining it

Dan: I have NEVER had surgery. Dan: Has seizure. Doctor: He now needs a brain surgery.

@lindymaejackson7862

4 жыл бұрын

;-;

@thederpybritishpug1618

3 жыл бұрын

Huh?

Yes I know what crickets are I’ve feed them to my Leo’s

@emmapopping1474

4 жыл бұрын

I have aton of them for my beardie my frog my scorpion and my snake.

@sofix2828

4 жыл бұрын

The Joker reptiles

@mayunicorns7459

4 жыл бұрын

What’s a Leo?

@avawhaley7784

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayunicorns7459 a leopard gecko I'm pretty sure

@ayquainky130

4 жыл бұрын

Gotham Fan I used to have a beardie but we couldn’t look after it sad times

I remember Dan saying half of these in old videos, including the toe one. I’m glad I was able to be part of the livestream for once xD

@ksyuhn

5 жыл бұрын

tinga linga same I know

@eIixi

5 жыл бұрын

@tinga ligma why is that ur name

@xastrohyt

5 жыл бұрын

If I remember dan have brown eyes

@amyhyde3266

5 жыл бұрын

tinga linga xD

7:50 he revealed this in happy humble burger farm

dan: i have never had surgery Presant Dan: Im getting surgery for my nose

Nobody: Dan: Am I Lying to you?

Dan “you have cams in here” Me “ Uncle Sam is always ALWAYS watching kids”

4:20 "I have never had surgery" Well now you can proudly say that you did have surgery

I can’t play it bc it was 1 year ago and dans dad is a GOLDEN FOR THE PNACAKE IT IS SOOOOOO COOOOOL THAT YOU HAVE BLUE EYES!!

Dan- "have I ever eaten dog food?" Me- "considering its Dan...yes"

@xuesinblack8705

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda creepy that you hav a face of Daniel

@thatsadlittleasiankid

Жыл бұрын

when I was a baby I ate an whole bowl of dog food lol ТЫ СЛУЖИШЬ РОССИИ И ЭТО ТЕБЕ ПОНРАВИТСЯ

@eggcat3961

Жыл бұрын

@@thatsadlittleasiankid you laughed so hard you started speaking russian

@thatsadlittleasiankid

Жыл бұрын

@@eggcat3961 ТЫ СЛУЖИШЬ РОССИИ И ЭТО ТЕБЕ ПОНРАВИТСЯ

I always thought that I have never had surgery, but then one day my mom told me I had surgery on my ears when I was a toddler

@Poppy-oi3vm

5 жыл бұрын

Omg wth that’s weird

@chop64sicks69

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Smith

@colinsmith4988

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Smith another smith

@yerfavafrolatina

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Smith I got a surgery on my belly button when I was a baby. I have scars.

@72572

5 жыл бұрын

Ive had 8 over the years (im 13 rn) for my ears and i had one a few days ago.

Have I ever had a surgery Dan: No Dan 2 years later: I am going to get a surgery on my nose

Your dad is a champ

Can you play more minecraft bed war, death run or other minecraft mini games.

_You are more energetic in your Videos than in your LiveStreams_ -Says The Legends

@Ludwig_Perpenhente

5 жыл бұрын

Daz Me

@vincentberie9640

5 жыл бұрын

*_ok_*

The one were you said “I don’t think it’s possible to have two different colour eyes” it’s true my friend has a spot of green in her eye

@hermionethewizard6134

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Dan: I should stop revealing all my secrets in videos My recommended: revealing my secrets

I've been watching this channel for 6 years.. ❤️

@esqui34

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@wolf_heart63

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same...has it really been that long???? Wow

@annamullis6189

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching for 4 years and I have watched him grow so fast 😪

@justyouraveragesam392

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@mintii_bunnii5329

5 жыл бұрын

Same

I HAVE AN OUTIE BELLYBUTTON -DanTDM 2019

@kaelhargis-roycroft8664

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@deadaccount686

4 жыл бұрын

Cool can we see it X)

@aadiaggarwal4805

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@dreamyontop

4 жыл бұрын

Nah innie

@lindsaychristensen278

4 жыл бұрын

2020 gang

5:15 *flashbacks to nose surgery*

Dan’s caption 2 yrs ago: am I lying to you? Dan’s caption this year: I lied…

Please read below as well but, RIP DadTDM's hand... Love your channel Dan, I've been watching you since I was 5, and my brother has since he was three. That was when you only did Minecraft Mod Reviews. I'm part of TeamTDM and have a bit of your merch. I remember when you had Press Start as your intro and outro, I love your channel and keep up the amazing work, bye!

@lunarlexx1551

5 жыл бұрын

I'd been subbed to him since about 3 or 4 months before the dead prison videos

@titotemo5113

5 жыл бұрын

And u are still 5

@vivs7502

5 жыл бұрын

@@titotemo5113 No

@gudjob8551

5 жыл бұрын

I been subbed to Dan since 2010

@ValerieArtGallery

5 жыл бұрын

@@gudjob8551 but Dan started his channel back in 2012.

Hi dan I’ve been watching you since brown hair days and when all you played was minecraft

He was lyin more than a tiger.

My eyes changed from purple, to red, grey, to blue, to green, to hazel, to amber, to one green and one brown, and now they are brown. This all happened it one week!

@hermionethewizard6134

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@sophthebun556

3 жыл бұрын

@@hermionethewizard6134 :)

12:02 “Can people have not have a belly button?” ~ Dan 2019

@christy9126

5 жыл бұрын

LoL

@jurr8523

5 жыл бұрын

Ha lol

@king_drewskiii8149

5 жыл бұрын

I guess

@superwhatevergamin9634

5 жыл бұрын

Memorable quotes that should be made historic.

@readingwithelizabeth993

5 жыл бұрын

Legend, No, Dan, that is physically impossible.

Title : *Am I Lying to you?* Me : *No??*

His dad is a LEGEND :O

When he said about the tree branch I immediately thought of when I poked my eye with a stick that someone was trying to pull off me

More Community challenge thing pls :D

@xcoolgameing

5 жыл бұрын

No

@JaxonDeevey

5 жыл бұрын

Do you watch jacksucksatlife

@xcoolgameing

5 жыл бұрын

@@JaxonDeevey no

@rebeccastevens9241

5 жыл бұрын

yusei fudo pizza 🍕

@laubra5227

5 жыл бұрын

How to make discord work

When you don’t see the title of the video and watched the whole thing.. “...Oh...”

@thehorsediaries8598

5 жыл бұрын

Markiplier reference!?

@bakeacookie806

5 жыл бұрын

lordbananafart 2004 Nani means "What?!"

@eason5167

5 жыл бұрын

That wasne't really funny

@tacobell2246

5 жыл бұрын

ya watch naruto?

I love your challenges so much

DanTDM stands for, “Dan Toe Dan Middleton

dan: of course I won't lie to you us:OR WILL HE

@user-qt3we7fz9y

5 жыл бұрын

He already did!

@melissastewart3378

5 жыл бұрын

I am soooooooo telling the truth!!!!!!!!!!

16:51 100% said yes and that's true

Me-reads title Also me- way a Dangity dang dang minute!!

17:00 Image the scaring of that day nearly getting burnt by a pancake. I would have just eaten it... I DON'T CARE

Dan: I am allergic to apples. Truth or Lie Me: I'm sure you've had an iPhone before

@oreozgachauwu4457

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@blurray7548

5 жыл бұрын

Good one 😂

@partygamer499

5 жыл бұрын

Max Mills lol

@Theflowerman-gr4rv

5 жыл бұрын

XD 😂😂😂

@digitalheart1335

5 жыл бұрын

XP LMAO

Suggestion: Make a comment community challenge! We commenters want some attention too!

@souzafamily6654

5 жыл бұрын

Ya we meed attemtion

Dan, were you lying to us in that Minecraft video? I thought you had surgery *there*. It must have been an IMPOSTOR

" i am so scared of the dark i keep the light open in a hallway" dan is tik tok reaction vid

Title: am I lying to you? Dan: no? *LIE*

I saw a video where you said your nickname in school was TOE

I have been watching you for SO long I remember your outro by word (sorry for bad spelling)

Plz bring this series back

Hooray! Dans doing the Community Challenge Thinggy..

@siventerplays615

5 жыл бұрын

.-.

@chelseajohnston6244

5 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter omg

6:22 Dan, I’m sorry but... I think we know what crickets are lol

Note: If DanTDM put the question SOO weird. Its true

Am I allergic to apples.. On 2020 Dan's stream, ate an apple before starting a roblox stream on twitch!

wait a minute.. or an hour 16:15 "I did never get stung by a wasp-" did Dan skip all his English lessons

@belanna1

5 жыл бұрын

lol ya

@perlasosaa4059

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot the question mark. (You also skipped your English lessons )

@user-we5xi4te7b

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@hanaocha0282

5 жыл бұрын

@@perlasosaa4059 reeeee

@ltb1345

5 жыл бұрын

*Did.

Title: Am I LYING To You? Me: I don’t know, are you?

him: have I broken more than one bone? Me: **flashbacks to when he broke his hand back in the day**

I've got 13/15! When will you normally launch the community challenges?

Dan: (Talking about something...) Me: IS THAT PEWDS MERCH!!!!!????? Me: (Dan must be a 9 year old too!!)

@miagoldstein1403

5 жыл бұрын

maybe an 11 year old lol

@skeizez

5 жыл бұрын

I'm 11 and I watch PewDiePie

@bentythebentobox4179

5 жыл бұрын

BlestFawn 6642 ikr

@AppleJuice-xh3hy

5 жыл бұрын

what?

@BlestFawn

5 жыл бұрын

I noticed it on yesterday’s stream for this video!!! I am not a member so I couldn’t use the chat... that is why I waited until it came out on video format, that way I could post what I saw!

*So what did we learn today about dan?* 1-he has eaten dog food 2-he has been on a rollercoaster(cool) 3-dan has broken 1 bone(he isn’t as clumsy as you thought...) 4-Dans had no surgery(Healthy boiii) 5-he can eat apples...ye that’s it 6-he eats bugs and not spiders...ok 7-Mr.Middletoe I mean Middleton..sorry 8-he is scared of the dark (lame...jk I am too) 9-he had/has/always will have blue eyes 10-Dan was secretly a pirate..for 3 days 11-dan has an outie..cool. 12-lighting is after Dan..when on tour(idk) 13-dan had gerbils..Mary-Kate and Ashley..RIP 14-Dan got stung by a wasp(not on his butt tho...phew) 15-Dan almost got killed by a pancake and superdad saved the day This is a summary of the vid and what went on. :)

@lumiphobic

5 жыл бұрын

This is great

@yehiaig

5 жыл бұрын

True VERY TRUE

@megh2835

5 жыл бұрын

@@lumiphobic thanks,it is very realistic and 100% true and exactly what Dan said 👌

@megh2835

5 жыл бұрын

@@yehiaig I know.....it's the most accurate thing I have ever written....

I hAvE aN oUtIe bElLy ButTon!!!! -Dan Middleton 2020

@estark07

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@mrwininger

4 жыл бұрын

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEE

@lindymaejackson7862

4 жыл бұрын

When I heard him say that I went from this 🤗 To this 😑

@MagicWhale

3 жыл бұрын

2019