“Did you see his tie? A single-knot Windsor. The easiest to undo. Pfffft. Why bother wearing any clothes at all?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Visplight

4 жыл бұрын

'I couldn't have been more obvious. I wore a single Windsor knot. I might as well have a sign around my neck that reads "DTF."'

@tonyleblanc7302

4 жыл бұрын

Visplight Desires Thorough Fornication.

@aysenurmuti9903

3 жыл бұрын

Single Knot Windsor? Wow

@tanvisakpal9073

3 жыл бұрын

Which episode is this?

@Tomsense76

2 жыл бұрын

Is it though? But would any self respecting man ever wear a tie with a 4 in hand....?

Amy saying "this B... Needs a c... In her a..." Was the line that surprised me the most in this show. My reaction was the same as Peralta's

@eychalee7543

4 жыл бұрын

care to explain what they said? i didnt understand :(

@suan333

4 жыл бұрын

But Jake though she was saying this b*tch needs a c*ck in her as*

@kerrie790

4 жыл бұрын

That's when they moved to NBC and could finally start using bleeps. They were having a time 😂

@kerrie790

4 жыл бұрын

@Lol Suck Really? They only really used them in that one episode. Hard to really say it applies to the whole season.

@megadrakex

4 жыл бұрын

@@suan333 That look of disgust and interest and arousal at the same time

I like how Diaz's version of an innuendo is "You two just need to bone."

@keirarees3179

4 жыл бұрын

See what happened is your Dad’s had sex, love it!! Love em all but Rosa and Gina make me laugh.

@bakyazikyeswa580

4 жыл бұрын

Bbboooonnnneeeeeeeeee

@ieuanhunt552

4 жыл бұрын

I love Amy's little squeak of embarrassment.

@1manorgy

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan MADGWICK Yeah, we all watched the same video, guy.

@ashtongreenwood4343

4 жыл бұрын

What happens in my bedroom is none of your business!!!

Honestly one of the best things in this show is Boyle saying overtly sexual things without realizing he's doing anything wrong.

@tomobrien4182

4 жыл бұрын

I mean you literally just defined an innuendo.

@Someone-fn3ij

4 жыл бұрын

"ow! my butt-holes!" always gets me

@calliejohnston9489

3 жыл бұрын

Except when it comes to Diane Wiest

@yampk1

3 жыл бұрын

That thing about ruining a joke by explaining it.....

@mikaeljurvanen2731

3 жыл бұрын

@@yampk1 My greatest skill!!

“Did you know there is a sausage you can drink?” I’m sorry but that is the greatest out of context line I’ve ever heard

@Tribozom

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you skewer it.

@aaronlfcynwa2951

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt know that was an innuendo lol

@thefizipop

3 жыл бұрын

might be worth using as a tinder profile

@locrilydian

3 жыл бұрын

you can see Andy Samberg bursting into laughter at the very last frame

@suryanarayanan7445

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronlfcynwa2951 What does this innuendo refer to?

this is like 80% boyle isnt it? edit: yup. Holt surprisingly has a lot of screentime too

@zeffmalchazeen3429

4 жыл бұрын

top 1 is boyle, 2nd is Holt, 3rd is Amy.

@akashgupta4393

4 жыл бұрын

​@@zeffmalchazeen3429 This B needs a C in her A is by far the best of all seasons :D

@timostedehouder3213

4 жыл бұрын

Akash Gupta and something that really needs to happen

@akashgupta4393

4 жыл бұрын

@@timostedehouder3213 Whatever we discuss brother.. Peralta is gonna get action 😂 Amy is hot, however dumb they might try to present her.

@NatyRechene

4 жыл бұрын

He's a human. He's a human male

"And i've been laying him on, real thick" "... Mint?"

@jaysilverhood1264

4 жыл бұрын

To quote doug Judy "please have my children"

@kristellebalando8655

4 жыл бұрын

What season and episode is that from?

@DrZaius3141

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the half-smile before "Mint?"

@santolina8

Жыл бұрын

If by “smile” you mean “tortured grimace” 😂

Amy: Will you be dancing to "you give me fever"? Terry: Will you be serving crabs at the reception? Gina: DO YOU HAVE HERPES?

@dolphinjotaro8956

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@lucynndadreamer8611

4 жыл бұрын

99th like!

@dolphinjotaro8956

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucynndadreamer8611 *dislikes so you are now 98th*

@lucynndadreamer8611

4 жыл бұрын

@@dolphinjotaro8956 What??

@hydrox1582

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry can I AID you

I just love how they use any excuse to put the "bone" clip in their videos, and I am totally here for it lol😂 Edit: How on earth could this comment have gotten 8.6k likes?!😂 Thanks you guys! Also I really appreciate the ones who are quoting Holt in the comment section😂😂

@mr.baldilocks3561

4 жыл бұрын

Boooonnnnneeeee

@edevaldosilva3104

4 жыл бұрын

Shreyashi Bhadury don't ever speak to them like that again

@AlexQuill63

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it is one of the most popular moments in B99.

@crossroadaj

4 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh I mean I'm not complaining

@bibiguluspanova3229

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you!

"Look, Gina, is that a talking raisin?" "Enough foreplay."

When ur so innocent minded that u didn’t even realize the whole amy holt scene around 6:40 was sexual whatsoever😂😂

@alexmercer4627

4 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@k4eru20

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD WAIT OH MY GOD WAIT THATS WHERE MY MIND WENT BUT THEN I LEFT IT BUT IT IS??? WHAT

@catsinhats

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@belle8272

4 жыл бұрын

OMG AHAHAHHAA

@sofiaanjelik

4 жыл бұрын

I LITERALLY HAD TO LISTEN TO IT IN AN INNUENDO WAY AND OH MY GOD

The whole "anger management" between Holt and Amy actually flew over my head the first time I saw it.

@EclecticFruit

2 жыл бұрын

god I loved that scene. Still come back to youtube for it.

@derechtefritz7381

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one

@nateofalltrades1448

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@nateofalltrades1448

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh it’s about faking it in bed. Never mind

@jackripper3847

Жыл бұрын

Ommmgg i just realized the innuendo for that scene and i watched that scene like more than 3 times 😂

To this day, the whole "Wiest infection" thing never fails to make me laugh.

@kevinh7025

4 жыл бұрын

The long pause and the camera zooming in more each shot really adds to it lmao

@janhvirochwani5127

4 жыл бұрын

And the perfect cut before he completes the "yeast".. Just * chef's kiss *

@sonoichi6415

4 жыл бұрын

7:47

@zohabaig6426

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently it was one of the hardest scenes they ever filmed because they kept busting out laughing. You can even see Andy smile in the second zoom like he’s trying to hold it together

@bored_potato

3 жыл бұрын

I dont want to be "that" guy but sadly I am, what did that joke mean? I'm not from America btw, if that helps

Charles Boyle is the king of accidental innuendos lol. 😂

@anonymouswillis3209

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha ur too funny weirdo

Jake's subtle half-smile and amazement when Amy says she needs a C in her A... Andy Samberg really is perfect for the part

1:45 I love how everyone's taking effort to make up those STD jokes except Gina straight up saying "Do you have Herpes?"

I love how at 0:58 Jake is shocked but kinda down for it

@andregordon2599

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the reaction of every honeymoon husband if their wife randomly dropped what Amy implied lol

@hartejassekhon8907

4 жыл бұрын

He was definitely down for it And apparently so was amy considering what followed cause of the costumes and stuff

@DrZaius3141

4 жыл бұрын

@ Because STRAIGHT man are notoriously the first thing that comes to mind when talking about anal sex.

@9nikolai

4 жыл бұрын

@ Unless they don't like that kinda stuff, which shouldn't be too rare.

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrZaius3141 With a beautiful woman, yes. That's the definition of straight men, liking to do stuff with beautiful women.

"Mint?" that was very cute rosa

@luisbernales6336

3 жыл бұрын

That smile freaked me out for a second tbh

Amy: Will you be dancing to “you give me fever”? Terry: Will you be serving crabs at the reception? Gina: d O Y O U H A V E H E R P E S?

6:25 "Fine I'm faking it". Best innuendo ever.😂😂

Gina's grin when she goes "Do you have Herpes" is literally 😀💯

@edendavida

4 жыл бұрын

Well, she *is* the human form of the 💯 emoji

I didn't catch the references in Amy/holt mad scene the first time I watched it on TV, Man I was so innocent!

"You and Kevin just need to bone", is the funniest part of this montage. From Amy's reaction, Holt saying "What did you say?" To the way Holt shouts bone! BONE!!! Creased!! 😂😂

6:18 to 6:47 i mean that's just weird because officer dad is her boss

@hittingyouoverthehead

4 жыл бұрын

But Amy is also attracted to Holt. She asks Jake to talk like him in the bedroom apparently. Some serious Oedipus shit going on with her...

@simonandriessen8761

4 жыл бұрын

@@hittingyouoverthehead yea, the reverse one's the Alectracomplex.

@hittingyouoverthehead

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonandriessen8761 I googled it (don't know why i did that) but i think you're wrong. First of all, it's spelled *Electra and second of all, it's not the opposite. It's just an older word for the same condition.

@simonandriessen8761

4 жыл бұрын

@@hittingyouoverthehead both refer to characters of Greek myth. True, they are both used for a parent-offspring relationship, but Electra or however you want to spell it, is a daughter falling in love with her father, and Oedipus or however you want to spell that is a son falling in love with his mother (more famous myth of the two) as both names are originally greek and spelled in greek letters and neither greek nor english are my first language, i hope you can forgive my 'mistake'.

@hittingyouoverthehead

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonandriessen8761 Oh okay... i thought when you said reverse, you meant a father falling in love with his daughter. My bad! But the dictionary actually says Electra Complex is an outdated term and Oedipus is now used for any child who is attracted to a parent. If not, we'd have to come up with two more terms for boys who are attracted to their fathers and girls attracted to their mothers.

If I got a penny each time Charles made an accidental innuendo, I would no longer have to work.

@restreven4455

4 жыл бұрын

Devu Js same with Tobias Funke and him being possibly gay

Rosa falling for the "Of course, you knew that already because you're so smart." and then making an angry face when she realises is one of my favourite moments.

6:25 I genuinely didn’t understand that was an innuendo scene, it completely flew over my head when I first saw it. I’m honestly so shocked I just understood it now. 😂🤣😂🤣

8:12 I'm just going to leave this here as a replay button for Charles excitedly saying "Like YEAST!"

I know for a fact that Diane Wiest part took lots of takes 😂 no way Jake could've held his laugh in for that one 😂😂😂

@DfiantCrab

4 жыл бұрын

Lightning Bolt on the second or third zoom u can see just a little smirk breaking

Honestly the "did you know there's a sausage you can drink?" line is underrated. I never noticed it until now, but that made me laugh out loud. The fact the Jake just looks at him silently and there is no follow up

*Im such a Samantha* Ooooooooooooooooh Holt, you never dissapoint.

@margaritam.9118

4 жыл бұрын

Vili Prökkinen He’s such a Samantha!

Amy,Terry,Jake:Uses clever puns related to std Gina:"Do you have herpes?"

@XaviRonaldo0

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be me

DTF - Desiring thorough fornification. Okay this had me in splits!! 😂

Surprised Charles’ “Fantasy Threesome” with Jake and Rosa wasn’t on here.

@dolphinjotaro8956

4 жыл бұрын

Because that was purposeful

@noraamel2124

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr?!

@datisreyhani4641

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what was this?

7:40 the rare occurrence of Boyle realising what he is saying

Amy had just one line and still killed that bone scene with her whimpers... Awesome work there.

"I'd do anything to perk up my little man." That's the best and yet underrated line.

7:22 me flirting😂

@MrUndersolo

4 жыл бұрын

I just like the way she says “Real...thick”.

"Did you know that I have a tendency to be unconsciously sexual?" - Charles Boyle

@yorgunsamuray

2 жыл бұрын

His actual defining trait.

@seanreeder5784

Жыл бұрын

That yes from Jake was brilliantly quick 😂

@acgearsandarms1343

Жыл бұрын

Glad they started out the video with that. Gives context for Boyle.

While everyone is busy addressing Boyle, here's classic Diaz...4.37mins Díaz- ...you two need to bone... Holt - what did you say!? Amy - don't say it again Diaz - I said you two need to bone Amy - 😟 Holt - ..HoOooW..DARE YOU..DETECTIVE DIAZ....☝🏿... i am yOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER ....5 minutes later.... Holt - BONEEE!!!! .....10 minutes later.... Holt - What happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business!! .....21 minutes later..... Holt - BONEEE!!! ....40 minutes later.... Holt - Don't ever speak to me like that again! *Holt walks away* Amy - why did you do that? Diaz - Dude is pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved!

@RXdash78

4 жыл бұрын

I love that there is no inuendo, but they can't not put the best scene in the show.

@AvatarN

4 жыл бұрын

Did you really need to quote the whole scene

@yashwardhanjain7956

4 жыл бұрын

@@AvatarN When it goes down in history, there isn't a single moment in this scene which shouldn't be quoted! Good day to you sir!

@simonandriessen8761

4 жыл бұрын

And the other scene where Rosa says: see what's happened is your dads had sex And Amy sounds soooo terrified Rosaaaah

I was waiting for the clip where Boyle says "Jake and Rosa.. my fantasy threesome.... of cops on a case", or sth like that. It's my favorite!

"I have an STD" - Hitchcock.

Jake’s reaction to being called a prude 😂😂😂 (4:08)

I love how the booneeee scene is so versatile that it fits in every compilation video 🤣

1:53 that is real laugh, i glad they didn't cut it out.

Im not gonna lie i didnt even notice the innuendo at 6:05 until now

@liauyuancheng

4 жыл бұрын

same here

@sathyanarayanay.h.9630

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@AL-xq6jt

4 жыл бұрын

I still dont get it

@AL-xq6jt

4 жыл бұрын

Lol okay I do

@SubZeroSnipes

4 жыл бұрын

Ali orgasm joke

I want to see all the shots from Holt's scenes just screaming bone in the office

4:55 BOOOOOOONNNNEEE!!!

*when Rosa says " real thicC ", she looks so attractive istg lool this is why I'm bi istg*

Hitchcock: My dogs are barking Jake: What, Dogs?!..

2:08 Amy: (makes a double-meaning joke) Terry: (makes a double-meaning joke) Gina: "You have herpes?" :D

2:29 The sheer amount of disappointment and disgust on Charles' face here completely destroyed me, I can't feel my sides.

Hitchcock saying I have an Std took the scene to another whole level

"He gave me a quicky."

Damn! This is a compilation I didn't know I needed.

" how dare you detective diaz?? I am your superior officer " always gets me 😂😭

7:58 makes me rofl every time

8:12 "like YEE"

No dislikes yet! "NOICE!" "TOIT!"

@jonlee4145

4 жыл бұрын

“NUPS”

@greestudios3309

4 жыл бұрын

Disliked it to be annoying.

1:29 I love how Charles just kept going without realizing it 🤣

the scene where boyle realizes the std thing is genuinely so well acted, like, the realization is incredibly well acted it's actually crazy to me

The Holt Amy interaction over getting angry is so good

08:01 I still LMAO at this even after watching it many times.

'We call it giving each other road head' oh boyle never change

4:07 Holt's tie is also in a single Windsor... the easiest to undo...

Boyle's innocence 😂

@haydenberends3905

2 жыл бұрын

There's a fine line between "innocent" and "completely blind"

- Then you are a blind man and a prude to boot! I'm using that.

Omg i had NEVER realised the innuendo between Holt and Amy at 6:30 !!

"I got a weast infection." *Cue the worlds awkwardest silence* "LIKE YE-"

“Bullets Over broadway” remains one of my favorite moments in the entire show, I’ve seen it countless times and it’s somehow still funny

Amy's react to Rosa's "bone" statement is just so cute.

i love the ongoing gag when charles tries 3 different sayings but jake ends up picking the first one because the other 2 are even worse xD

That long, drawn-out pause after "Wiest Infection" remains the most uncomfortable scene in television history

“BO-OOOONE!” 🦴🦴🦴🦴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Oh My Butt holes" gets me every time... You gotta love Boyle

" All that time I had another man deep inside me and I didnt even know" Refer to : Captain Kim episode

2:37 *talking raisin* 😂😂

7:50 the best thing to ever happen in television

The bodyshake of Holt when he shouts bone makes it great 😂😂

1:40 Jake's reaction makes it wayyyyyy better 🤣

What about when Amy says "I'll make better mouth" when Captain Holt asks her to be articulate with the kids during the junior police program?

4:06 "Then you're a blind man, and a prude to boot." My god Jake just looks so offended.

that "is that a raisin" and "leather couch" burn by Holt always gets me😂

That little smile during Jake's "On my GOD!" expression is dangerously hilarious 😂☠️

"Yeah, and I've been laying it on r e a l t h i c k. ... mint?" Perfect 😂

Amy's reaction to every "bone" is priceless!

Joe trying so hard not to laugh during the Diane scene is super funny lmao

You missed some good ones !! Like when Boyle tells Terry how's he a "muscler" while the former is a "boner" while teaching Holt yoga Or when Boyle and Jake have the Loop Hole high five ! It was pretty interesting.. Seems like Boyle could have really used that doctor's help 🙄

@jameshenderson3013

4 жыл бұрын

Tanvi Priya Singh loop hole high five is a classic 😂😂

jake's face when holt called him a prude priceless

Boyle: These madam are STD's Gina: ughhhhhhhh do i have an std now

“I told you Jake, I’ll do anything to perk up my little man” bahahaha Boyle I love you

"did you know there's a sausage you can drink?" 🤣🤣🤣

Holt looks like Thanos in the thumbnail

"How many people have you given STDS to?"😂😂😂😂

*like YEE* still gets me every single time

I love how both Jake and Amy view Holt and Kevin as their dads. Weird, given that they're married, but wholesome.

8:35 tbf if someone talked about my parents doing the do I'd be weirded out too.

Brooklyn Nine Nine- writes a nuanced portrayal of a straight laced LGBTQ+ high ranking police officer who comes out of his shell through interacting with his bunch of loveable rogue officers whilst teaching them a thing or two. Also Brooklyn Nine Nine: casts renowned Shakespearean actor to play said character, surprising everyone. Also Brooklyn Nine Nine: get him to put his years of experience and training into screaming *BOOOOOONNNEEE*

Brooklyn 9-9 is very funny very super and very emotional tv show.🥰🥰 I love this B 99

Gina at 2:14 made me spit my drink out