"I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't, like, all of you combined." - Superman isn't exactly my favorite character, but that was one cool comeback line.

@omoreymusic9513

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@skirmich

8 жыл бұрын

+Hydro Cannons That was a colossal burn right there.... Superman isn´t my favorite character neither but man the guy who write that line just saved the day.

@nightbane2

8 жыл бұрын

Superman doesn't shoot arrows. Superman doesn't wear a black suit and carry pistols. He doesn't carry around a hammer and summon lightning. He doesn't carry a shield. He's *most* of them combined.

@skirmich

8 жыл бұрын

Nightbane That is the joke, He doesn´t need any of that to accomplish the same things.

@nightbane2

8 жыл бұрын

skirmich Well, except summon lightning.

who wouldn't want to hang out with these 2...

@Spidoor13

5 жыл бұрын

I love to spend time with Batman and Superman!

@MsBeccajoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spidoor13 BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know.

@clawedmist6893

4 жыл бұрын

Id ditch school for them. More fun n useful anyway

Mario: "I can be invincible" Batman: "for a limited time"

@laurenmeyer8410

6 жыл бұрын

A ROGUE AGENT nice comeback

@theyoutubeshowbyw.s3218

5 жыл бұрын

GOTI

@KazShiro

3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to Metal Mario

@ericawalker6428

Жыл бұрын

At least he didn't deny it

Loki: Son of a... Odin: ICE GIANT 😂

@iiillliiillliiillliii8160

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck me

@friskundertale3620

7 жыл бұрын

Potato_san hi

@IsabelVyner

7 жыл бұрын

Madusha *CUZ IM BATMAN!!*

@islocal8750

6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@atlantasworld9042

6 жыл бұрын

SpaceRanger4 ok

This is the best thing I've ever seen! Superman and Batman arguing over who has the better cellphone? Yes please.

@rasr666

10 жыл бұрын

:o

Bruce Wayne is a billionaires and he owns a flip phone.

@TGFan101

9 жыл бұрын

It's because IT'S A BATPHONE!

@benlara1856

9 жыл бұрын

wanna know why he can own a flip phone? because he's Batman!

@gortenyo

8 жыл бұрын

+Silent854 BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

@benlara1856

8 жыл бұрын

Max Becerra don't try to steal my joke! Wanna know why you can't steal my joke? BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!

@gortenyo

8 жыл бұрын

Ben Lara ...

"We're gonna need a bigger booth''

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Batman.

@joshuapratt1572

4 жыл бұрын

Jaws reference!😂😂🤣

@oliwermattsson1913

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuapratt1572 yes

@stevedabney5767

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliwermattsson1913 one time at Dragon Con, I got to meet a cosplayer who cosplay as Batman, and he has the voice that sounds exactly like Batman from Batman vs Superman, dawn of justice and Justice League.

Marvel and DC Characters can be friends. Why can't Marvel and DC fans?

@armandob8939

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I rather DC but I've never ofended a marvel fan

@juliussneezer4666

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@philina7844

8 жыл бұрын

yeah, I love both

@bunkerbill

8 жыл бұрын

Yay!!!

@tagbot4885

8 жыл бұрын

+Philina Dreamer same

"at least I have a father"- Thor Burn.

@Xzar931

6 жыл бұрын

MrHaro654 not anymore lol

@ylbuhnr0ply618

6 жыл бұрын

He HAD a father

@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824

5 жыл бұрын

Batman and Superman and Spiderman and Goku and Vegeta and Broly all had a father and they all just died . . .

@MsBeccajoy

4 жыл бұрын

Poor thor

The most realistic batman and superman

SUPERMAN:I save the day, probably tommorow I'll save the day. BATMAN:and I'm gonna be BATMAN tommorow because I'M BATMAN!!! Hahahaha lol.

@perk8601

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"And It can do anything your phone can do" "But alfred just used the same..." "Its just as good as your phone" "Fine.." "Do you know why?" ".." "BECAUSE ITS A BATPHONE!!!" "There it is!.."

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

Call me Batman.

This is my favorite version of Superman. Seriously. xD

@alphonseelric5722

6 жыл бұрын

YukiSilverFox72 Then read a good Superman comic.

@kirboysgaming6937

5 жыл бұрын

YukiSilverFox72 hi

@SamOSosa100

5 жыл бұрын

This is the only superman I like

@nikidon99

5 жыл бұрын

This one is really charming n funny, unlike a Henry cavill

@anannonymouscoverartist

5 жыл бұрын

Mine too!

"Yea, you can come in- when you make a good movie." BURN!

@sugardarling7515

10 жыл бұрын

How old are you? I'm your friend now

17:20 "Get your butt to the con right now" "You can't make me..." Cracks me up every time, such a deep voice saying something so childish :D

Batman: Because I can make an incredibly awesome movie. You know why? Superman: Because you're Bat- BECAUSE IM BATMAN! I laughed so hard

17:35 "How did you make your costume look so real"? "Because I´m Batman" I died there xD

@Cashback13

6 жыл бұрын

It really is the answer to everything!

When Captain America throws his mighty shield All those who choose to appose his shield must yield Unless your a plane or a bomb Or some Then he'll take a nap cause the ice seems nice When Captain America throws his mighty shield

@laurenmeyer8410

6 жыл бұрын

Yuri Katzuki good song

@Rafael-qd3yq

4 жыл бұрын

Molly Smith unless you're a dude with a metal arm Then you don't necessarily have to yield

@Malice44322

4 жыл бұрын

You're

@stevedabney5767

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmeyer8410 that theme song was from an old classic captain America cartoon.

Superman Vs Thor = Arm Wrestling Batman Vs Iron Man = Gizmo war Flash Vs Quiksilver = Sprint 1000 miles Wonder Woman Vs Captain America = CLIMAX WAR

@David-dg9dn

5 жыл бұрын

Shazam vs captain marvel

@z7983

4 жыл бұрын

Iron Man will easily win but the rest of them will lose

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader vs Iron Man = Armour Wars

@Auslaender16

3 жыл бұрын

@@z7983 not realy

@Auslaender16

3 жыл бұрын

@@z7983 if cap can beat iron man batman can

"We can't hear you through all of this box office money" This line kept becoming more and more relevant over the years lmao

WARNER BROTHERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HAVE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN IN A DINER AT THE END OF DAWN OF JUSTICE!!!! lol

@subsidingjoshua9354

8 жыл бұрын

They don't.

now I bet Batman and Superman can hear the justice league calling :)

@Mailed-Knight

10 жыл бұрын

Yes, but at the expense of quality.

@nikitakumar4373

10 жыл бұрын

Grim Knight amen to dat hahahaha

@Mailed-Knight

10 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@MacguffinsTV

9 жыл бұрын

***** BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am a fan of both DC and Marvel, but that comment is just foolish.

@boredXsomethingXIDK

9 жыл бұрын

***** Except X-Men, Spider-Man, & Blade were awesome and saved comic book movies from shitty ass Batman lol

Why didn't you go to the toilet? I'm batman Why did you punch that wall? Because I'm batman Why are you Batman? Because i'm batman His answer to everything.

@dalyskywalker9699

6 жыл бұрын

lol

Needs updating immediately

@bookwormaddict3933

8 жыл бұрын

+JackassJunior627 needs antman

@JackassJunior627

8 жыл бұрын

Francine Price Well a lot more than that XD

@RealNigga266

7 жыл бұрын

This is from 2012

Batman's catch phrase : I AM BATMAN !!!!!!!! Superman's catch phrase : SAVED THE DAY !!!!!! Two of the coolest superheroes of all time

I can't wait until Superman vs Batman comes out.

@tomofsteel3879

8 жыл бұрын

+Mei Ki You mean Banner and Stark ?

@TheGammingPro-ym9sd

8 жыл бұрын

this is gay isn't it😍

@zyndicate9720

8 жыл бұрын

next month is s vs b

@Mohammed-mx6bq

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Clark can't wait

@Golden-pm8sn

8 жыл бұрын

i can! because i'm Batman!!!

I really want to dress up as Batman now just to cut off people and scream 'BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!' who's with me?

@sierragarabed1227

8 жыл бұрын

That's the best idea I've ever heard!

@mariamea7334

8 жыл бұрын

Count me in!

@Radascota

8 жыл бұрын

SAME OMFG

@SakuraNoKuro13

8 жыл бұрын

+Mikasa Fazbear I'm sorry, i just have to say i love your name. :)

@SakuraNoKuro13

8 жыл бұрын

+Mikasa Fazbear I'm sorry, i just have to say i love your name. :)

Superman: I catch falling airpllanes like every other week! Batman: And im batman

And then Ryan renoldys became deadpool

@tysonjohnson1718

8 жыл бұрын

*Reynolds*

@rohannagsmart97

7 жыл бұрын

Ygs

chicks are my kryptonite.

They need to just make a whole series based on the kafe :)

@fctn99

8 жыл бұрын

They do

@codaswrld2906

6 жыл бұрын

A tv show

@thatkatkrazykid4742

6 жыл бұрын

Geek Chik They pretty much did

"How did you make your costume look so real?" "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" - he said that with such passion... XD

never drink anything ANYTHING while watching this XD

@Quillever

9 жыл бұрын

Eorendel I literally had to buy a new keyboard because I spit out soda while watching this.

@phil85300

9 жыл бұрын

Black M sur ma route

@Eorendel.

9 жыл бұрын

***** At least I didn't wait 5 years to make this comment. Small victories my friend. Moreover, those who head this advice won't suffer the pain of cleaning sticky surfaces and, or replace expensive devises.

@aamartirouda8976

8 жыл бұрын

+Gabriel “EUHLord619” Reeves in your dreams

@theyb7ybubhyyuyubyuy553

6 жыл бұрын

Eorendel 7

Best Bromance ever

In the last scene when the Avengers were getting flooded with money, I would have loved a scene where Joker comes up, burns the heap with Avengers inside it and telling, "....its not about money, its about sending a MESSAGE.." :P :P XD

@austinbk8690

7 жыл бұрын

I wishhhhhhhhh

@MrRojam

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

lol Super Man: It's Like Jarvis & IronMan IronMan: No it isn't Superman: Yes it Is! *frowns* IronMan: Not Even Close

why isnt that cafe overrun by fangirls/boys?

@octoberrain3513

8 жыл бұрын

because I'm batman

@johnathanholmes1297

8 жыл бұрын

It Superhero only cafe. No Fans, No Villains, No civilian.

@The_Starfleet_Ensign

8 жыл бұрын

Zhao Dragión that would be a good explanation

@themostepicpotato1416

8 жыл бұрын

BECAUSE HES BATMAN

@The_Starfleet_Ensign

8 жыл бұрын

TheMostEpicPotato I should've known! :P

I'm not jealous, I'm Batman

This is too good. 'Whenever you get a fly so fast it reverses time gadget, let me know. *sips tea*'

You sir, are bold. FAVOURITE LINE

@thelastflyinggrayson1459

8 жыл бұрын

I read your comment and was like when does it say that? and straight after it said 'you sir, are bold' xD

What I love about the Superhero Cafe is that they don't take sides. Superman and Batman are the main focus but every time a Marvel character shows up it's not just those 2 ripping on them, they each burn each other every time. I love it, pure balance and shows there can be a nice balance between the two. There is no need to hate on either one if you ask me, they both make great content. I never understood why people hated on one of the other, if both companies do well it just means more comic book movies and content for everyone to enjoy.

if only batsy and supes got along like this in reality xD

because I am the hero that Gotham deserves but not the one it needs because I'm Batman

Superman "Are you like gurgling marbles or something I can barely understand you" Batman "refdjgfdgfmdgbdfdjbla "

I Fucking Love this Pair !!! Supes and Bats forever

Because I'm Batman

@Knightfall-Batman

7 жыл бұрын

Molly Batman Game 😂

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

I am Groot.

though I like batman better but man this superman is too cool and funny xD

@melthegoat2125

8 жыл бұрын

+Abhay Namboodiri I agree batman is bae XD

In my personal opinion. I think that if DC had the same chance of bringing films out every year like marvel does they would both be equal in the box office. I enjoy both universes. Marvel Is winning in films whilst DC is winning in TV

@aristotleponepule4991

9 жыл бұрын

Finally! Someone who can express their opinion without saying,"FUCK YOU MARVEL/DC!!!! MARVEL/DC IS BETTER!!!

@jakefee67

9 жыл бұрын

Aristotle Pone Pule I agree with what you're saying

@jakefee67

9 жыл бұрын

I don't Jake

@jakefee67

9 жыл бұрын

Marvel is shit

@aristotleponepule4991

9 жыл бұрын

... Wut?

To mario's credit he did save the princess and the UNIVERSE in two games and thats not even adding all of the non platformer games...... so he is more like super man.

@AlphaJman

9 жыл бұрын

***** I agree and his brother is better except for you know his fear of ghost, which really doesn't make sense when he has fought and beaten bowser and possibly giga bowser.

@AlphaJman

9 жыл бұрын

***** And could control dark matter, stars, black holes of varying sizes so basically there is a reason they call it smash bros tournament instead of just smash tournament.

@kiarag268

9 жыл бұрын

***** Don't forget he has Luigi to help him

@AlphaJman

9 жыл бұрын

Kiara G He doesn't have to they have gone on separate adventures before, like thousand year door, luigi's mansion 1 and 2, And if you 100 percent mario galaxy one as mario you can play the whole thing as luigi with out mario's help. Luigi just helps him out on occasions because he is his brother and what else does he have to do other than daisy. If you think about it if there were more than one threats then mario would take one while luigi took the other OR (man i'm dragging on) they both could take on both threats to be safe. 'breath' 'breath' K I think i'm done, its amazing how such a simple game can expand your imagination to the size of the muiltiverse.

@jasonnwosisi8416

9 жыл бұрын

do venom

batman:Do you wana know why superman:because your bat.. batman: BECAUSE AM BATMAN!!!!

love the cafe, always so funny

@johnsilva2040

7 жыл бұрын

Tanya Spence I'm Batman😂

Iron Man: I think you two are just jealous BatMan : I'm not jealous I'm Batman! Superman: I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't like, All of you combined.. blah blah IronMan: what's that?? You're fading out. Captain America: We're breaking too many records! Thor: we cant hear you through all these box office money! Hulk: Shawarma!! burn justice league!! 😂 burn!! 🔥🔥🔥 so funny

"well atleast i had a father" HAHAHA

Batman: "It's just as good as your phone." Superman: "Alright..." Batman: "Do you know why?" Superman: sigh Me: "Because it's a Bat-Phone." Batman: "Because it's a Bat-Phone!!" Me: "I KNEW IT!!!"

Please keep making these videos I would pay to watch these! They are hilarious and made great

How Fucking awesome is Superman hahahahahaha

lol Green Lantern: Hey, guys! why won't you accept my friend request? Superman: Uh, We will! Batman: Once you make a good movie! Green Lantern: -stares at superman and batman-

@pexlon6630

6 жыл бұрын

J

These were all great!! Thank you!!

Thanks for this. I love HISE and especially the cafe and pub clips. Finally a compilation.

I want the Flash and Arrow to show up!! Do TV shows please!!

I think most ppl forget that Spider-Man even exists, seriously

@bsuperkind7779

8 жыл бұрын

+IceCoLDMK 03 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fp2KmbqsYsbcoco.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/fp2KmbqsYsbcoco.html

@KakashiKyle9

7 жыл бұрын

even tho hes like the only good marval character

@ss4ecimase

7 жыл бұрын

Wolverine is pretty boss

@STjandra

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Bailey

@KakashiKyle9

7 жыл бұрын

Sudarto Tjandra yes

Hate I just found these videos last week!! Love em and hope more are coming!

This is so CLASSIC, Keep up the great work.

This makes me think that superman and batman are bff's

@robvakarian2330

9 жыл бұрын

They are

@yokcomnamitscl2841

9 жыл бұрын

There like woody and buzz lightyear

@KrawfordAU

9 жыл бұрын

That's one way to put it

@mallorycochran6201

9 жыл бұрын

Except Batman kills Superman...

@sebastiankatis9505

9 жыл бұрын

i think they are

Lantern: how come you won't except my friend request? Superman : we will Batman: as soon as you make a good movie BURN

i can catch airplanes mid air all week... -And am Batman! HAHAHAH

I'm Batman! I'm Mario!

@Spidoor13

3 жыл бұрын

I am Groot.

Captain America: oh like you could do it any better. SuperMan: dude I catch falling planes every other week. Batman: AND IM BATMAN!

am i the only one seeing the brown and blue dots on the characters?

Tks! You guys make my day!

These videos are better than DC MOVIES

You should totally do a Supervillain Cafe too with Apocalypse, Loki, Brainiac, Magneto etc etc would love to watch that

@nielshvolbl6863

10 жыл бұрын

There is its called the villain pub

This is hilarious. Why hasn't anyone done this before? Batman and Superman in a cafe shooting the breeze, talking shit about Marvel. Its perfect. Bonus points for Superman being a pretentious douche and BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

@huntermurray7380

10 жыл бұрын

People haven't done it cause its been going on for years now

very entertaining guys.hope you dont stop making awesome vids

so glad i stumbled across this channel

I love these. You can't beat the way they lovingly parody their own genre. Keeping it to where Superman & Batman are the only ones who comment on everything is great since they're still the two larger than life icons that the whole industry derives from. Mainly I love the way they point out all the glaring holes in the Marvel movies everybody else glosses over as if they're flawless. I've been reading comics since the early 90s; I was a fan of a lot of different characters from DC & Marvel for the longest time. I never chose one publisher over the other. But the internet changed that. I've become more of a DC fan than ever simply because of the fans- I respect the Marvel characters still but I absolutely hate their fans. Marvel fans are the most obnoxious, ignorant, and disrespectful fans in all of comics these days. They have zero knowledge of characters outside of Marvel yet they insistently degrade everyone else. So I've sided against them now more than I ever used to in the past.

@ragweed37

9 жыл бұрын

This.

@cha5

9 жыл бұрын

Britton Thompson For me something about the DC movie fans in particular the Batman fans "HE CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!" just grates on me at times, But it's not like I'm a hardcore Marvel fan either, Hardcore militant fandom on both sides just turns me off somehow and makes me wish for an appreciation of comics across the board as a medium in general instead of just movie fan camps. Sorry for the sermon.

@user-wc3oz4br9b

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@henrycrawford5407

9 жыл бұрын

I think marvel is better because their heroes aren't as good power wise. It makes the movie more interesting. Like superman is basically invincible do how are you going to make a good film out of it. And they are just too op to make a good movie out of it. Except for batman who isn't and his films are good

@kaywilliams6248

9 жыл бұрын

You are so funny

Loki:son of a ..... Odin:ICE GIANT!!

these videos are so funny. please keep on making them.

Thank u for crediting HISHE

Im a Batman! Im a Mario! Im Grooot ! Im Iron man! Hi Im Goku!

@Biker_Rocko

9 жыл бұрын

***** and I'm, a steg-o-saurus!

@es0teric613

9 жыл бұрын

I am Groot*

@Reverrt

9 жыл бұрын

My name is jeff

@Reverrt

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well im BATMAN!!! Now letzz fight

@TemporaryPreformer

9 жыл бұрын

Hodor

So basically HISHE predicted Batman V Superman 3 years before it's first trailer?

This is amazing!! Love 😍 it. And Superman is cool!

OMG I just found this video while searching for some batman and superman clips. this is freaking amazing. made me laugh so much. made my day.

I love that being Batman is a good reason for anything...

You want to know what I watched this on MY BATPHONE you know why BECAUSE I AM BATMAN😂😂

Absolutely brilliant!

these videos are so funny please keep on making them

Aaand i am gonna be batman tomorrow😂😂😂

@Spidoor13

4 жыл бұрын

Because I’m Batman. I see. Ha, ha! I need to Tweet that real quick.

Loved it

Best site on u tube I love this channel keep doing it

Someone in the depths of the internet has answered one of my greatest wishes.

@stevenhurd853

8 жыл бұрын

+Joyia Williams You too eh?

"What whats that? Do I hear the Justice League calling?" "I don't hear anything." "Exactly." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Avengers wasn't ironman 3?" Lol I love it

This was awesome

these videos are so funny. please keep on making them . brittan

Because I'm Batman?! :D I love this Phrase

the scene with the avenger drowning in box office money should have been like avengers:we cant here u cause of all this box office money!!! batman: atleast im a billionaire ironman: im a billionaire t...... batman: SHUT UP im richer then u ...............................CAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!

@nopejustnope3374

6 жыл бұрын

iron man is richer but i guess hes batman

Loved the tweets!

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

@connorng6469

7 жыл бұрын

1989ificationKostas I

HISHE makes "Because I'm Batman" Funny.

@RbkARI

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah,it's usually annoying.