55 MINUTES OF DARK HUMOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

@diddibomb1055

2 жыл бұрын

And 7 seconds

@YllidTheLoonyDog

2 жыл бұрын

7 seconds: am I a joke to you

@opdevil4263

2 жыл бұрын

what did 7 seconds do to you

@7w229

2 жыл бұрын

reply about 7 seconds

@personofthepersons9533

2 жыл бұрын

@@diddibomb1055 Subtract 1 from that, then multiply that by 111, then you have a pretty good number.

Creepiest thing to say to some stranger that just woke up “Please don’t be scared. It will spoil the meat.”

@friendfromshadows

2 жыл бұрын

mmmmmmmmm good, but still not quite that

@kittygirlrachel

2 жыл бұрын

@@friendfromshadows "Oh, my apologies, please, go back to sleep, it'll make it so you scream less"

@TerraLyte47

2 жыл бұрын

"Ah, so you've woken up. Welcome to your forever existence as one of the many consciences trapped in the amalgam. Enjoy your suffering."

@friendfromshadows

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittygirlrachel hmm, good, good, but the overly politeness takes a bit form the fright, at least for me

@friendfromshadows

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerraLyte47oh, nice but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened

I love the pure joy and confusion Robin has at 24:25 its honestly adorable in a way

@telorex14

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he is pretty speechless

@mysterious_warlord

9 ай бұрын

Ah

“Benadryl Cucumbersnatch” 💀💀

@Redbird45

3 ай бұрын

Benedict Cuminhersnatch

@fr3y438

12 күн бұрын

Benisith Computersnatch D-Did I do this right? I've never done this meme before.

@Mr.C5

4 күн бұрын

@@fr3y438 idk

@clanpinguini5850

7 сағат бұрын

My dad forgot his name and called him ‘Dominic Cummerbund’

30:20 I am pleased to inform you prehistoric millipedes were 2 meters long, and the specimen found was still growing

@tinyengineshed34

Жыл бұрын

Long bois they are.

@ScottyDean

Жыл бұрын

You may be pleased, but I am not. :|

@charginginprogresss

3 ай бұрын

More than 2 meters long. Also, we're talking about centipedes, the carnivore predators. Millipedes are herbivores and usually harmless.

@ericgolightly8450

Ай бұрын

I want a 2 meter millipede, that's cool

@fr3y438

12 күн бұрын

@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*

No matter how many posts this subreddit has, it’ll never be as cursed as Zack explaining something from r/wholesomememes or r/eyebleach

@hewwo2420

Жыл бұрын

True

@rroes7319

Жыл бұрын

What??

Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.

@ericgolightly8450

Ай бұрын

Well that fact wasn't very fun

Robin really just said ‘Benadryl cucumber snatch’ 😂

@Mew616

Жыл бұрын

I wasn’t expecting that lmfao 😂😂

@areallyshortbrontothere

Жыл бұрын

That's his name..... right?..........right?

the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is “did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?” they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal

These 55 minutes remind me of how some people on the internet are good with finding and taking opportunities to lighten up the mood

0:39 yeah! I HATE it when my thingy dissolves, it's so boring to just wait for 19 hours doing absolutely nothing, waiting for it to grow back!

7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)

@brianrice511

Ай бұрын

I was gonna comment that lol

Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.

@thatonebonkchoyguy

2 жыл бұрын

You can still do that, you just have to get buff enough to overpower the Belgian police force first.

@Wthisakilometer

10 ай бұрын

​@@thatonebonkchoyguyyou shouldbe on cursed comments

@So1

10 ай бұрын

@@thatonebonkchoyguy >america

@ta.twiinArmageddon2

3 ай бұрын

Ok That wasn't very fun

When Jack goes insane at 37:06 I laughed so hard I actually wet my pants! Thanks Jack! You owe me some new undies!!!

something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.

@Idkuhhh-d6j

4 күн бұрын

I'm sorry vs I apologize

13:38 me who grew up on this show: clears throat- ….. *Listen here you little shi*

@_.-Skitterbug-._

5 ай бұрын

"Harmony, HAaRmonEy, HaÆarRmEoOnY, HAARHMONYY"

A worst thing to say at a funeral: “Anyone else find this hot?”

@zealousmugetsu8777

2 жыл бұрын

"what is the wifi password?"

@yurikokaneshiro

2 жыл бұрын

"Yummy"

@ThatD1spynser

2 жыл бұрын

"Alright, dig in" and "come inside, it's fun inside"

@SEBDOESSTUFFOFFICIAL

Ай бұрын

My bad

5:51 why does the infant have a full set of adult teeth....? It's terrifying omg 😂

12:58 It's either a custom styled prosthetic or op is using one of those drawing hand models in their sleeve to be funny

7:29 this is who would be hired as your english teacher because they can somehow manage to be pregnant all the time

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh

8 ай бұрын

My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.

Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article: "It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill." In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."

22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.

@indescribablycoolikeafurniture

2 жыл бұрын

you cant stop me now

@smashfanx7560

2 жыл бұрын

instructions unclear jailed for tax evation

@excusemebutwhat3587

2 жыл бұрын

So thats what "lean venison" tastes like

@miffin4906

2 жыл бұрын

R/cursedcomments

@TerraLyte47

2 жыл бұрын

Well, you would probably need more people of more variety. After all, it varies from person to person.

2:36 "Dr. Doofenshmurt's Evil Incorporated!"

26:27 >Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train >Dad is a motorman >Son is the brakes >Dad hits the brakes >Son is the train >Dad abandons train >Robin is no longer confused

24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier

2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral. Dinners ready.

4:48 Neil cicierega predicted this comment in one of his songs

11:48 my grandpa was on the team that invented the javelin.

what is the WORST thing one can say in a Funeral? *oh nice! you made me a Lunchbox!*

9:26 it actually is a slogan on a store! And was covered in another reddit video

My bad is probably the worst thing to say at a funeral

0:22 DONT LOOK IT UP

@grimace9658

10 ай бұрын

I don't get it

@WillowDaChild

10 ай бұрын

@@grimace9658 just don't look it up it's weird

@Matias-lt4iu

9 ай бұрын

​@@WillowDaChildbut what's is ?

@WillowDaChild

9 ай бұрын

@@Matias-lt4iu trust me don't do it

@BalloonPop_

8 ай бұрын

​@@Matias-lt4iuin case you still wanna know, uh- it's something similar to those 2 girl 1 cup thing

13:29 apply to art school, get rejected, then pursue politics.

@spl420

Жыл бұрын

It might end up not very well

@Deanwinchester1965

5 ай бұрын

Didn’t go well first time round think it will go well second time

@mrkoyunreis

2 ай бұрын

The third thing to do is to go to the barbershop for a moustache cut in a special way.

…I googled the Slovakian traffic cone… I’m literally a 13 year old… I regret it so much…

16:54 Read the subreddit name, it's Clash Royale, a video game. You don't get it because you're not familiar with the cards there are in the game.

That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....

@yukikat4448

2 жыл бұрын

WHY DO YOU EXIST

@user-dn9fx3cz6f

8 ай бұрын

Slimy, yet satisfying

To the worst thing to say at a funeral: I didn't know this came with a free meal! This ought to last till February, too! Perfect!

13:21 This joke for sure went over most people’s heads, including EmKay (idk which one was narrating)

@Logan24-77

Жыл бұрын

German art schools were so fine in the 20-30s though

9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere. 27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check." 47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas. 54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.

EmKay totally missed the Hitler joke at 13:15.

25:59 I was trying to stand up and that made me feel back down lmfao

0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)

@dudepop1456

Ай бұрын

It's too late😢

@caiti_bugzz

28 күн бұрын

@@dudepop1456 oh dear God...

Worst thing to say at a funeral: oops…

0:51 this guy: why am i single? me: bc you played genshin for an hour. go touch some grass - a person who has currently played it for 3 hours nonstop

Oh, dear. The tooth paste tube had me howling with laughter.

I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?

@Civlover10

Жыл бұрын

Or the family type them yelling: “YOU ARE IN TROUBLE” or The guy/gal is looking at them yelling at with a face looking like, WTF?

@_Kuma_

Жыл бұрын

But are they 100% deaf? A lot of people who are legally deaf just have most of their hearing dulled but can hear loud noises.

@eitrtine3448

Жыл бұрын

@@_Kuma_ No idea, didn't know the guy that was talking about it, just overseen their conversation

@ScottyDean

Жыл бұрын

I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...

@andistansbury4366

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he can read lips?

36:12 Even if it's cringe it's catchy as Hell.

@theyluvtwoset.13

11 ай бұрын

I got an ad for burger king when i timestamped this

Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)

a worse thing to say at the funeral would be " welcome to my taste test."

1:00 yes, it was the second incident, but don’t worry third times a charm! I’m sure they’ll do better in ww3!

Here's something that you shouldn't say during a funeral: Oops, wrong person

" Worst thing to say at a funeral? " Bon Appetit

@kareshiEN

4 ай бұрын

“are you kidding me? our dinner is raw!!!!!!”

bloody hell you guys will never know how much i want a hamborghini

@DoctorBones1

Жыл бұрын

hambı

“The empire strikes back” absolutely diabolical

I love how like half of the video is sex jokes, and the other half is references to historical tragedies with some dark humor just sprinkled in there.

8:06 “we have disabled the KZreadrs to protect the minors” - KZread

@kareshiEN

4 ай бұрын

“we have minors to protect the disabled on youtube” -youtube

@Sir_Pentious3234

3 ай бұрын

"We have disabled you guys to protect the comment section from minors" -KZread

4:15 the reason Robin is my favorite narrorator is because he always makes fun of Mormons

20:15 Eat the forbidden yoylecake

“They are all dead but thank you for the joke” Like that would stop me

12:07 saving this lol

Emma: Should I kill off some characters in my book to make it more interesting? Lily: Idk, what type of book is it? Emma: An Autobiography. Lily: 😮

27:07 the worst thing to say at a funeral is allahu akbar

“We’ve disabled KZread to protect comment section” -minors

@VoodooVDO

Ай бұрын

We've minors KZread to comment protect-section

@StopFreakingOut

5 күн бұрын

“Minors disabled KZread to protect comment” -Section

4:10 GOT ME LAUGHING FOR 15 MINS

19:51 I was eating ffs

10:14 I think its because the was genuinely fun

I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)

10:41 have much experience in that category, do you

17:13 is clash Royale and I am in shock robin doesn’t know

1:17 totally not me thinking of the time my two male dogs in minecraft mated and had a child. They were brothers

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Save me the calf, would ya? I’ll get the knife”

1:38 what did he do

36:43 "IM STEVE ERWIN!"

10:30 the number of upvotes in changing

worst thing to say at a funeral submission: “lemme just crawl in there with ya, thanks.”

6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.

@purplecobra52

2 жыл бұрын

"Turn this rock into a bread ration," "But one must not give into physical temptation!"

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

2 жыл бұрын

@@purplecobra52 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!" To which he quotes a scripture about not relying on god.

@purplecobra52

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!" "That's not even how it works so no thank you."

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

2 жыл бұрын

@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way

@purplecobra52

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11," The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!" also don't ask what I mean by 11.

7:05 the fact the "girl" isnt even an actual girl 💀

@curefestive1774

Жыл бұрын

That’s Hitohito, right?

@gurlygamerfab2860

Жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THAT! I love Komi cant communicate

@gurlygamerfab2860

Жыл бұрын

@@curefestive1774 ya it is

@rroes7319

Жыл бұрын

Are you transphobic or are they a cross dresser?

@kareshiEN

4 ай бұрын

its a tadano trap 😨🤯😱

Me: I apologize Everybody else at the funeral:🤨

0:25 Oh boy, I am glad I have the sense to always put "What is" in front of the thing I am searching. Saved me MANY times.

34:53 Editor Kenny just speaking facts. Respect

"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it." That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral

The video answered itself. The creepiest thing to say to someone who just woke up is "Can a tampon in my butt stop diarrhea? Asking for a friend."

When my stepfather died, my mother told my dad she wished it was him in the box. She meant it as a joke...it was not taken that way. Funniest moment of my life, and pretty awful thing to say.

4:39 well you see, the point that you missed is that rule34 includes gore

the worst thing to say at a funeral is "Wow dad why did we put the food in such a big container?"

6:04 tbh you would still be hard from it being swollen up by all the bugs

@billcypherisback21

5 ай бұрын

Damn sounds like the main character of jjba part 7 is in the chat

*at funeral* "So.... exactly HOW strict is the sexual harassment policy at these kinds of parties?"

2:03 Mac and cheese :D

@TEH_BEST_RAB

9 ай бұрын

Apple seed!

@lwaysDrawing

6 ай бұрын

BISCUIT❤❤❤

@Anarqism

5 ай бұрын

Mac and cheese :D

@Vin_solo

4 ай бұрын

Lil' Timmy

@BluenishThePlanet

Ай бұрын

Quasar

Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣

The worst thing to say at a funeral is "do you ever look at something and wonder how it tastes?" Wile looking at the corpse

for the worst thing to say at a funeral one "oh great my dinner"

20:38 For those who don’t get it, they are lyrics to one of Corpse husband’s song

Did Robin pronounce Ratatouille incorrectly because he doesn't know how it's pronounced? Or because he was making fun of ops spelling error?

@purplecobra52

2 жыл бұрын

yes.

@Jellyayy

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@shronkler1994

2 жыл бұрын

no

@olivercharles2930

Жыл бұрын

clearly making fun of the error lol

I rewinded when he Robin said “What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up” to make the answer “Sir, this is a fall guy”, UNintentionally too

I really loved the "That's Amore" parody.

30:26 yes that THING is real and yes it’s that size.

@jan-Pala

10 ай бұрын

I WANT IT. WHERE DO I GET ONE? I WANT TO HAVE ONE AS A PET PLEASE

14:15 Asriel. Your mother would not approve.

This is 1/2 emkay videos that im watching while speedrunning my school project, wish me luck!

Worst thing to say at a funeral to the family of the lost: "I apologize for your loss."