ALL OF r/CRACKHEADCRAIGSLIST

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An hour of the top posts from r/Comedyheaven on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Zach ► linktr.ee/zachxfuller
Robin | GREW OUT OF IT: 00:00:00
Zach | THE CHEESE SUPREME: 00:15:25
Jack | the kid for sale too: 00:26:52
Lexi | worn once: 00:43:41
Robin | I WANT IT: 00:56:16

Пікірлер: 400

  • @jacepawplayz
    @jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын

    All the narrators should do a video together

  • @iq_nonexistent

    @iq_nonexistent

    Жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen

  • @The_Void0001

    @The_Void0001

    Жыл бұрын

    Yess

  • @baconmaster233

    @baconmaster233

    Жыл бұрын

    I do agree my good sir

  • @kevinklunder581

    @kevinklunder581

    Жыл бұрын

    The tenth time I’ve seen this comment

  • @jacepawplayz

    @jacepawplayz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kevinklunder581 i was trying to help people suggest it

  • @C0wy_
    @C0wy_ Жыл бұрын

    As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys

  • @horrorrake5389
    @horrorrake5389 Жыл бұрын

    For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.

  • @music-lv3dl

    @music-lv3dl

    Жыл бұрын

    That is true

  • @horrorrake5389

    @horrorrake5389

    Жыл бұрын

    @Rach , I know right

  • @aviationgroundyt

    @aviationgroundyt

    9 ай бұрын

    18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war

  • @horrorrake5389

    @horrorrake5389

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@aviationgroundyt. Bros in a whole different league of conversations

  • @aviationgroundyt

    @aviationgroundyt

    9 ай бұрын

    @@horrorrake5389 oh I didn’t know I was replying

  • @Creatorsan
    @Creatorsan Жыл бұрын

    I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle. My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry) when it was empty.

  • @caleb4772
    @caleb4772 Жыл бұрын

    People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Жыл бұрын

    2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae Жыл бұрын

    That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”

  • @aBronyPlays
    @aBronyPlays Жыл бұрын

    i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.

  • @lovedrreid1

    @lovedrreid1

    11 ай бұрын

    It's called a loft bed.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA Жыл бұрын

    As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL22811 ай бұрын

    1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

  • @gothic-icarus
    @gothic-icarus Жыл бұрын

    perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D

  • @dudepop1456

    @dudepop1456

    Жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @JustARandomMountain

    @JustARandomMountain

    Жыл бұрын

    Or you can live in another timezone :D

  • @jacepawplayz

    @jacepawplayz

    Жыл бұрын

    For me its perks of summer break (i live in a timezone where it posts during school)

  • @DeletedForever609

    @DeletedForever609

    Жыл бұрын

    Same lol

  • @bitten2up

    @bitten2up

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@jacepawplayz watch (or lesson during class

  • @GredelsRage
    @GredelsRage11 ай бұрын

    I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.

  • @officialbozo
    @officialbozo Жыл бұрын

    'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Жыл бұрын

    While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.

  • @-_Nifi_-

    @-_Nifi_-

    6 ай бұрын

    I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again

  • @NekoColaQ
    @NekoColaQ Жыл бұрын

    12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich74637 ай бұрын

    "Grandfather clock without the clock" My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather

  • @Ra1ndr0p
    @Ra1ndr0p Жыл бұрын

    17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.

  • @glockenwise
    @glockenwise Жыл бұрын

    19:16 actual respect for this dude

  • @dudepop1456
    @dudepop1456 Жыл бұрын

    It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead

  • @realjettlag
    @realjettlag Жыл бұрын

    33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.

  • @maddythelion

    @maddythelion

    3 ай бұрын

    I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or KZread channel etc?

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Жыл бұрын

    This lucky bastard here starts T today!

  • @bjmccann1

    @bjmccann1

    Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations!!!

  • @Arcanist_Gaming
    @Arcanist_Gaming11 ай бұрын

    24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao

  • @yuzuruizumieggy
    @yuzuruizumieggy Жыл бұрын

    Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

  • @Cinnamon_Fox_Official
    @Cinnamon_Fox_Official Жыл бұрын

    Another awesome emkay video! Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart

  • @helotouchdown
    @helotouchdown Жыл бұрын

    Robin, the spoons are drug paraphernalia, it's being literal with "crackhead craigslist" they're for cocaine

  • @supermarionoobs2639
    @supermarionoobs2639 Жыл бұрын

    To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y Жыл бұрын

    This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically

  • @10percent4DaBigGuy
    @10percent4DaBigGuy Жыл бұрын

    the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue Жыл бұрын

    im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft

  • @JoyOfCreativeService

    @JoyOfCreativeService

    Жыл бұрын

    Yo I'm playing Minecraft too

  • @gabbieblue

    @gabbieblue

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JoyOfCreativeService ayo

  • @GunsAndAmmo3
    @GunsAndAmmo37 ай бұрын

    "I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel

  • @elgato3767
    @elgato3767 Жыл бұрын

    1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.69325 ай бұрын

    16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.

  • @TheoddLedgend
    @TheoddLedgend Жыл бұрын

    The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget

  • @HolyCarp0
    @HolyCarp011 ай бұрын

    the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne66785 ай бұрын

    As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.

  • @maccajft9616
    @maccajft96168 ай бұрын

    It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.

  • @crazyjake2016
    @crazyjake2016 Жыл бұрын

    The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.

  • @Femaiden
    @Femaiden Жыл бұрын

    i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"

  • @Salt_and_Peroxide
    @Salt_and_Peroxide10 ай бұрын

    i cant stop my laughter

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf4949 ай бұрын

    Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын

    Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.

  • @GunsAndAmmo3

    @GunsAndAmmo3

    7 ай бұрын

    It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes

  • @smartduck904
    @smartduck904 Жыл бұрын

    You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine

  • @branson12345
    @branson12345 Жыл бұрын

    Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын

    That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino Жыл бұрын

    “I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭

  • @realjettlag

    @realjettlag

    Жыл бұрын

    I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.

  • @lawierdwitch
    @lawierdwitch9 ай бұрын

    i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын

    Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.

  • @elizabethhart2434
    @elizabethhart24348 ай бұрын

    "Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Жыл бұрын

    Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness5 ай бұрын

    I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams

  • @AmbroseArietes
    @AmbroseArietes3 ай бұрын

    the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare

  • @romanfermin575
    @romanfermin575 Жыл бұрын

    Have a good day emkay

  • @FeedEgg
    @FeedEgg10 ай бұрын

    What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.

  • @Aviationlife408
    @Aviationlife408 Жыл бұрын

    You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel2 ай бұрын

    The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow10 ай бұрын

    18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!

  • @samsimington5563
    @samsimington556310 ай бұрын

    0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨

  • @jhorn64
    @jhorn6410 ай бұрын

    1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal Жыл бұрын

    There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”

  • @buddyy9558
    @buddyy955810 ай бұрын

    The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @pleasegetajob
    @pleasegetajob6 ай бұрын

    spit on it paw paw is never leaving my brain now. emmmmkay lol

  • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
    @minecraftexpertstudios73689 ай бұрын

    This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online

  • @thisisdvd8094
    @thisisdvd80943 ай бұрын

    20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.

  • @ninagrosh
    @ninagrosh Жыл бұрын

    24:46 the brim with no Yankee

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money

  • @Metaljacket420
    @Metaljacket4209 ай бұрын

    1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.

  • @goldenfox76
    @goldenfox7611 ай бұрын

    33:42 I saw someone who was wearing a monster can mask and I had to resist the urge to question every life choice they made up until then

  • @joelhemphill8005
    @joelhemphill8005 Жыл бұрын

    37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.

  • @mari-du7wl
    @mari-du7wlАй бұрын

    For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 Жыл бұрын

    I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically

  • @thesnuckiscool
    @thesnuckiscool Жыл бұрын

    Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman Жыл бұрын

    21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.

  • @Skyioun
    @Skyioun Жыл бұрын

    dang bro 2 vids in like an hour

  • @Lyladagger02
    @Lyladagger022 күн бұрын

    Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.

  • @lvucs
    @lvucs Жыл бұрын

    45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro

  • @larkhaven1582
    @larkhaven1582 Жыл бұрын

    i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though

  • @luckylmj
    @luckylmj Жыл бұрын

    13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi. Why someone would create this, I have no idea

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.69325 ай бұрын

    24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!

  • @leahbender7032
    @leahbender7032 Жыл бұрын

    Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!

  • @Millieror64
    @Millieror649 ай бұрын

    1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"

  • @smileymalaise
    @smileymalaise Жыл бұрын

    Spit on it, pawpaw

  • @FrostySparkles
    @FrostySparkles10 ай бұрын

    did they censor the yorkies eyes in the stuck sofa post???

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming Жыл бұрын

    6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM

  • @TheWatermelonSquad1000
    @TheWatermelonSquad100011 ай бұрын

    All I need right now is something on the thumbnail

  • @hunterasmr6252
    @hunterasmr6252 Жыл бұрын

    1:20 I had a bed like that except it was branded and metal and bigger.

  • @VioletxSkies
    @VioletxSkies2 ай бұрын

    0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic3 ай бұрын

    12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭

  • @notnotahuman183
    @notnotahuman1839 ай бұрын

    To be fair, that Dorito does look perfect

  • @user-vf7qq3ie8q
    @user-vf7qq3ie8q Жыл бұрын

    Tbh the Walmart key is probably the most useful item

  • @atomicskies_
    @atomicskies_2 ай бұрын

    3:38 Always the best kind

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia35526 ай бұрын

    Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.

  • @Aetherismə
    @Aetherismə10 ай бұрын

    Of course the GPS removal was in Springfield Oregon...

  • @AnekoGT
    @AnekoGT Жыл бұрын

    8:29 looks more like Kirby than Slave 1 tbh

  • @-Ring_Leader_Ruckus
    @-Ring_Leader_Ruckus9 ай бұрын

    Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-

  • @RobinBeirne
    @RobinBeirne Жыл бұрын

    "Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂

  • @PachaJosh
    @PachaJosh Жыл бұрын

    Is that ramen powder still for sale in northern utah?? My step-dad would love this.

  • @fakiieee
    @fakiieee Жыл бұрын

    The forgotten gem!

  • @thetickler85
    @thetickler854 ай бұрын

    41:13 This is probably the best one yet 😂

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.69325 ай бұрын

    11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib

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